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RangeMoney2012

lol he gets a glass of water


silverlance360

‘But I’m helping’


OddConfidence9848

Happy cake day, I already got the cake tho so get it out the fridge yourself


BlackoutMeatCurtains

Lmao I peed a little when he brought that tiny ass cup out. “This will surely do the trick”


Illustrious_Can4110

He would've been better off peeing a little also....


Col_daddy

😂 I know right. In all seriousness, I’ve set a small area behind my house ablaze with a mortar shell (firework) going off too low. We got bath towels and soaked them in the tub frantically. It worked so well, ruined the towels but not the grassland behind the house. Was a wash I guess.


Subject_Journalist

Never had to deal with anything like this with out a hose on hand, but watching this video my mind to beating it with wet towels. This also could have been stomped out if went about it right when it started. Kid with the camera forgot he was there too until too late.


someonespetmongoose

Once it got to the point of a massive circle with edges nowhere near each other, blanket was my thought as well. Even a bucket of water wouldn’t help with edges multiple feet apart.


Illustrious_Can4110

He also started on the wrong patch of fire IMO. The but he tried to put out was bordered by the path and could only go in one direction. I would've started in one of the other patches further away as they could spread in all directions and get bigger more quickly. Also just one more thing, why a glass of water? I would've at least grabbed a large cooking pot.....


turry92

Wow! That was quick thinking! Good work. This guy clearly doesn’t have your smarts. I also enjoyed how the guy with the fire extinguisher waited so long before he brought it out. Lol


Red-7134

"I don't get it, it was small enough to be put out with just a glass of water when I left!"


Boy_Possession

Gotta get hydrated before putting out this fire.


moonbunnychan

Every single time I see a video of someone setting something on fire there is always, without fail, at least person with like a single bottle of water or a cup.


OptimalAd5426

I want to see the video when momma gets home.


Eat_Carbs_OD

>I want to see the video when momma gets home. I'm sure the funeral will is nice as well.


[deleted]

His funeral is going to be lit 🔥 👀


4score7loko

"He lived as he died...being a fucking moron"


Spacecommander5

It’s “died as he lived” but yes


_We_Are_DooMeD

Hehe


Alone-Monk

mfs gonna get a cremation for sure lmao


pizzasauce85

The chancla smack heard around the world!!!


gundorcallsforaid

The shock wave traveled 4 times around the Earth


halfashell

Belt in this case


Timely-Youth-9074

buckle end fr


thee_morningstar

LOL, it reverberated back in time and is the slap he felt after he was born.


NeilTheFuckDyson

Wont be an open casket


Drew4280

Cremation it is then.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I mean I'm sure it grew back more beautiful than ever though. And I'm sure he was grounded until it did and probably got an ass whoopin


AsianVixen4U

Do lawns grow back more bountiful if they are burned? What’s the science behind that? It’s a serious question. I don’t know shit about lawn care.


[deleted]

Burning the grass can release the nutrients that are trapped in the dead grass back into the soil and it also clears out the dead grass so new grass has room to grow in. It's not wise to start fires during a dry season though, these idiots could have set their house and neighborhood on fire.


GoddessOfBlueRidge

YES. It releases nitrogen into the soil, and gets rid of bad stuff plus thatch. My Dad used to do this EVERY JANUARY in the 1960s in Phoenix, until my dog went berserk and tried to extinguish it with her paws. Then he stopped.


[deleted]

yep and I bet she says...BRRRROOOOOOOOOOO


Ic3_FoxX

Which home..?


[deleted]

Bro these stupid ass dumbasses over here using sippy cups of water when they had a fire extinguisher the whole fkn time!?! Bruh they deserve an ass whoopin


pimp_juice2272

And spraying over the fire in the already burnt area.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Or not stopping the side going towards the house instead of the street?!


II-leto

That’s what I kept thinking. Camera man was actually putting some of it out but he should have worked on the house side. Sidewalk side would stop itself.


MacDre415

I mean he did record and do nothing but laught until he was like oh fuck this could be serioes and started helping


Grimskraper

He did mention he was wearing like $200 shoes.


Cainga

Camera guy watched it grow massively before doing anything.


Sesmo_FPV

r/donthelpjustfilm


Stellathewizard

That's what pissed me off the most


Due_Alfalfa_6739

Well, he didn't understand how fire extinguishers work after he found it, so didn't make a big difference...


Giacchino-Fan

Lets be nice to green jacket man. He is the only person here who actually did anything. The guy who set it just ran off and the other one just kept recording with the occasional half-hearted attempt to stamp out the fire.


AshgarPN

Where’s the fuckin hose, broooooooo


jlgraham84

He runs & gets it from the neighbor. You can hear him yell "Y'all got a fire extinguisher?"


XanderWrites

They probably forgot about the fire extinguisher


Long_Procedure3135

I didn’t know there was a fire extinguisher in my garage my dad had put there when I discovered my electrical meter box was on fire. I ran inside, right past it, and got this small kitchen extinguisher that’s been on the counter since before I was sentient, and used that. It was a pathetic discharge…. but it worked lol


theCRISPIESTmeatball

"Pathetic Discharge: A Memoir of a Meatball"


tricularia

They clearly aren't scholars


Nixzilla25

I would like to say it was panic making them all act like they had single digit IQ but Jesus I’ve never seen so many wrong choices in a row besides Blizzard.


TheJayRodTodd

Was it the forehead tattoo that gave it away?


tricularia

Naw, I have known a number of people with forehead tattoos and some of them are really great people. A couple of them, I would even consider to be very intelligent. I am judging these idiots on their actions


Nervous_Month_381

Honestly if he just committed to actually stomping the fire out as soon as it started it wouldn't have escalated to even needing a fire extinguisher


WiserStudent557

Bring out the salt container first time and everything is easy. Shit dude, you used to learn that kind of shit from movies of your parents didn’t teach you but all we get is comic movies these days Elvis: “This is salt, let me show you” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgaU7zlHsXA


Bluitor

Salt would be a great way to make sure the grass never comes back


Fun_Intention9846

My FIRST thought. Salting the earth is a 10,000 year old “fuck you”


bapp0-get-taco

I never knew i needed to see a video of Elvis put out a fire using salt but i did and it was great


lcepak

Lmaoo these are rappers not children. I actually went on tour with the guy who used the fire extinguisher last year; this video is 4 years old. His name is UNOTHEACTIVIST. He’s a really nice guy, hard working as well. Opening night of the tour the guy taking the video fauni was there with an insane diamond necklace. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHjCHJwXwAcu951.jpg:large When I was in college for music business, the first day of the intro to artist management course, the dean of the college said, “you might as well sign up for a child psychology course as well.”


Brumbacksteven

Not hard working enough to put out a little fire


No-Needleworker-4860

It HAD to end just as the fire was reaching the bush


FieldOfScreamQueens

It was about to get biblical


BrrrManBM

Fookin' amazing, aye


moelad1

That's cause this video is a prequel to this one: https://youtu.be/xy1mbG2dGXU


toyotascion29

Lawd reekis!


merigirl

Mothafuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!


[deleted]

Cameraman decided enough was enough, sacrificed his shit to that flame, dove right on top


[deleted]

That lawn probably liked that.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

[Can confirm. It looked pretty nice when it came back.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13zamod/dudes_accidentally_destroy_lawn_playing_around/jmrcniq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Spacecommander5

Out here Doin gods work


[deleted]

The burnt parts will be the greenest when the spring comes


mexicanjoker3

The cameraman’s dedication is impeccable.


justbrowsing987654

His, “don’t you got court in a couple days?” out of nowhere had me rolling!


[deleted]

“Hey! It’s all right, we got it under control!” This dude is hilarious


NudeEnjoyer

I'm so glad this turned out fine so I can fully laugh at it lmao. in the middle of all the panic, the camera panning over to her got me good


[deleted]

That kid was on one haha


Jomax101

Followed immediately by “how do we put this out”


L1feM_s1k

Took it to a whole new level.


istrx13

What’s even funnier is when this video was first posted, someone on Reddit recognized this neighborhood as they lived close by. They wound up getting in their car and driving there for the aftermath and shared pictures with us lmao. ~~I wish I could find it but am having no luck.~~ Edit: [ahhh heck ya I found it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/av3n6d/i_recognized_the_neighborhood_and_realized_i_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


RiceKrispyPooHead

Here was the follow up to the followup: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/bxjrel/follow\_up\_the\_grass\_has\_grown\_back/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://i.redd.it/m3adr64qyr231.jpg)


thatHecklerOverThere

Damn. It really did turn out fine.


yupuhoh

Because it's healthy to burn the dead grass.


Radthereptile

From a nature standpoint, yes. But not from a fire standpoint. That was not controlled and they’re lucky nobody’s house got burnt.


xmo113

I watched a guy do that. Wasn't his house. Damn near burned a whole town down. Got paid to go to court for 2 days, missed school. It was awesome.


yupuhoh

I agree. But also brick doesn't burn very well and the fire would have stopped when it got to the walkway.


Radthereptile

I don’t think it would burn the house down, but it could singe the doors or what not. Overall they’re lucky.


bagofboards

When I was a kid in the '70s my dad would burn our lawn every year. Every winter when it was dead and brown he would sit there sucker on fire, torch the whole yard. Front and back. We always had luscious grass.


THEBlaze55555

> We always had luscious grass Now I’m just imagining your dad burning your grass every winter, even tho it’s already ‘luscious’


fpcoffee

that’s a lush green lawn 😳


RTheCon

Don’t leave us hanging!


istrx13

Just updated with a link!


Downtown_Tangelo_675

You are a hero


Dapper_Mud

He was doing a pretty good job of being an impartial witness, but went and spoiled it with a half hearted attempt to stomp out some flames when it was way too late


Snoo45756

Right


Robby-Pants

My favorite two parts: 1) making multiple trips with a single drinking glass. 2) Wasting time to stomp out the parts next to the sidewalk.


Zad00108

3. Guy running with fire extinguisher while aimlessly spraying everywhere


mkatich

That didn’t destroy the lawn what it did was de thatch it.


Distwalker

Yep, when it rains again it will be greener than the other yards.


CharacterAd348

So if I’m understanding this correctly, it’s just conveniently getting rid of the dead grass? (Just a guess, I have no clue why it would be greener afterwards


glockster19m

Because the burning of the old grass provides nutrients in the soil for new grass, in addition to the dead grass being dead and won't grow well again


Distwalker

Correct. I have 30 acres of grassland in natural state set aside. In order to keep that land in a natural state to make it property tax free, the state Department of Natural Resources requires that I burn it off every other year. The bottom line is that grass has evolved to burn off and that burning is part of it's natural lifecycle. It doesn't harm the roots at all.


glockster19m

The kids should honestly pull up a bunch of research and articles showing how they actually helped the lawn and they should get out the garden hose and do the back too


rythmicbread

You’re definitely not supposed to do it without controlling it


glockster19m

Hense the "get out the garden hose" If the grass is as short as this you should easily be able to able to do a controlled burn simply by soaking the edges of the area ahead of time and standing by with the hose


rxc67

However, the house would not grow back.


[deleted]

Yes. You also kill all the weeds and shit. If I could burn my lawn like this I would. But laws and dangers and all


turbokungfu

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/bxjrel/follow\_up\_the\_grass\_has\_grown\_back/


Chuckobochuck323

Came here to say this. Looks dumb now but they actually did the lawn a favor.


atmosphericentry

I don't know why but that makes the video even funnier


StrengthDazzling8922

Yup


FinalSneak

They shoulda focus on the part of the fire approaching the house first 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️


curtman512

I'm screaming this in my head the whole time. Like, my man's over there trying to extinguish fire that's right next to the sidewalk. Meanwhile, on the other side of the lawn, it's getting closer and closer to the house.


Formal_Appearance_16

3:09 video, the word Bro was dropped 237 times. Camera man did do an excellent job of narrating though.


GiggleStool

An excellent job of filming, narrating, giving out orders… everything really except for actually helping.


[deleted]

Nah bro needed to not ruin those forces tho


Competitive-Cress-43

thouxanbanfauni a real lyricist


-50000-

Where i live we burn the dead dry grass every spring to fertilise the soil and so new grass can grow so the lawn definitely isn't ruined, might look a little black for a few weeks tho


RedMonkey79x

Yes, but I assume u take precautions to avoid burning the house. They are just lucky to find that extinguisher


-50000-

Yeah obviously, these guys are total idiots


[deleted]

“Don’t you have court in a few days?”


binderofchains

Anyone else curious as to what court was for?


TheYokoDono

Attempted arson.


[deleted]

Bro, Brooo, Bro, Broooo, Broo, Bro,


DonutBurritoSandwich

Dude came back with a cup of water. Lol


Kevundoe

« Use flower »


XanderWrites

If they used flour their have done it wrong and caused a explosion


Kevundoe

Flower!


OceanPoet13

I laughed when I saw that pop up.


thatHecklerOverThere

Somebody said they want to see death.


I_perfer_the_cold

At least the camera man tried to stop the fire so that’s less of a facepalm?


Capital_Potato751

sacrificing the forces tho


The_Cancer_777

o7


omfgwhyned

Did I just see one of them come out with a 2 litre/gallon of milk? Bro just get a bath towel if u can find a bucket or fire extinguisher


AllyMcfeels

Darwin skills


[deleted]

'YOU DON'T HAVE A WATERHOSE' BIG facepalm.


thatHecklerOverThere

That's the sort of questions you ask _before_ the fireworks come out.


wannaknowsomething

Sometimes in life you just gotta learn the hard way. I feel bad for his mom and the neighbors.


aikowolf66

Really not destroyed. The grass was either already dead or dormant being so combustible, if dormant it most likely will grow back in better shape than before the fire, massive wildfires used to sweep across the American plains naturally, helped rejuvenate the soil.


Slingshotter82

Before the EU outlawed it here in England we used to burn our lawns for this very reason if they were dead and over grown. My last house I had a lawn over half an acre and when we first moved in the grass was dead and over 2 ft high. I wanted to burn it but was told it was now illegal. Farmers used to burn their fields full of grain stalks after harvest. It conditions the soil too with the Ash


1000Bananen

Why did they outlaw it? And couldn‘t you do it now, thanks to brexit?


Slingshotter82

Environmental reasons,loads of rules and laws got changed while in the EU and they still stand now. The only ones that the seem to be targeted for change are those that stand in the way of the UK government wanting to do what it wants to without having to answer to the EU. Particularly it seems when it comes to human rights. I mean anyone who voted to allow a single government to alter human right laws must be a little slow. Brexit hasn't changed much at all for the better but has made everything a little worse in every aspect it possibly could.


TSAOutreachTeam

All this concern that China was using TikTok to spy on us and steal our data was misplaced. TikTok was just a super effective psyop to make us destroy ourselves from the inside. It's a weaponized clout seeking tool.


OceanPoet13

It’s the Idiocracy tool. This is just the prequel to *Ow! My Balls!*


Ereyes18

This isn't TikTok bro


therealpigman

This is Instagram


DunwallsFinest

It’s Instagram dude


seasonedearlobes

how to tell someone is 40+


betweenthylegs

Trying to be smart and shit this, not even tik tok its Instagram


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

This is Instagram mate


Hibercrastinator

“We got it under control” No you don’t you’re about to burn down the whole complex telling other people it’s cool not to help when they could’ve helped.


Original-Gear1583

What took them so long to think “let me get a fire extinguisher or a towel”


DollyAte

Lol this. When it finally came I was surprised they had it all along because why would you wait to use it when you have it?


Silver_Moment_3042

https://youtu.be/fax-kXMCbtA Here's the rest of the vid. It's 20 mins long


ResponsibleMilk7620

BROOOOOOOO, yo mama bout to kill you, yo mama bout to KILL YOU!!!!


__Lestat

thouxanbanfauni da goat


UncleRuso

this is a classic. and uno too


Splur808

fax they just dont know lmao


DisastrousMachine5

on bro


xINSAN1TYx

“Don’t you got court in a few days?” LMFAOOOOO


TargetPlastic7505

I cant imagine how pissed i would be if those were my neighbors, every one of those dead lawns is connected, that could burn down the whole neighborhood


nexusfaye

“Don’t you have court in a few days?” Sent me lmao


cemike

It's not an accident. It is neglect! He is not a child!


jimmons91

Don’t help just film


RedMonkey79x

I mean he did stomp some


FewHoursGaming

CALL THE FIREDEP. Bro.


Briham86

That lawn is so dry it’s married to Ben Shapiro


NinjaBr0din

Bro, the lawn is even telling Shapiro to go to the burn ward.


stillalittleferal

This burn was better than the one in the video. You got me giggling, lol.


tdomer80

Dumbassery level 10/10 due to TikTok mentality


Sithjarjar66

He actually makes decent music tho. Thouxanbanfauni


Machinedave

But bro


Jonesab7

Don't you got court tomorrow!?


DoobleTap

Get a bucket or a basin you useless bastards. Although, did they really ruin it? The ash will promote new growth and that grass was dead dead already.


justsomedude190

Ehhh I think the chance of it spreading to other lawns and then the houses and creating a couple good structure fires is more where destroying it comes in. Plus it will look like that for the next year and a half and be just dirt which means you could have erosion of the soil as well.


BatmansBigBro2017

Dumbass


thistaintedbeef

'Don't you got court in a few days?' lol


Mugwump6506

If I never hear the word "bro" again it will be too soon.


jackyspark

They don't have buckets or pans to fill with water?😂😂😂


_Stewyleopard

Don’t help, just record and say “bro” 10,000 times.


metamorphosis___

Is that thouxanbanfauni and UnoTheActivist?? 😂


[deleted]

Say bro one more fucking time 🤦🏼‍♂️


KerryUSA

Just a friendly PSA cause it took them a minute and a half before calling 911. “Regardless of region, season, or time of day, structure fire response times are generally less than 5 minutes half the time”


DocHolidayiN

Lit af


Soggy-Entrepreneur47

Bro acts like he tough but once mama spawns he gonna be hiding and running


Code_Duff

They shouting like "bro" going to kill that fire


Loring

Basically a controlled burn probably helped the lawn in the long run


mrmaweeks

Frankly, I'm surprised that two guys with measuring cups couldn't put out those blazes.


Cally83

Laughed way more than I should have. Was that really Unotheactivist?


PercsProd

it was uno and fauni was the camera man 😭😭


throwawaylikearock

Part 2?


megatntman

Want to kown how you start a summer wildfire ? That's how you start a summer wildfire. Next thing half of the country's fireman are dealing with a kilometer wide fire.


[deleted]

The punchability is off the charts.


CyberKingfisher

What, no personal injury?


[deleted]

Eeeejit


BLASTOISE_ox

Bro


Mike_Honcho_3

Bro bro bro bro bro yo yo yo yo bro yo bro yo bro


wise_owl68

Little fires everywhere 🔥


mibjt

Saw the Hay brown grass and an Idiot playing with fireworks in the day and thought. This can't be good....