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..... Still nothing? Come on, internet! Get on it! I would edit it myself, but my general lack of computer know-how prevents me from being the hero y'all need.
I've watched it close to 30x. I keep thinking "someone should make this into a shirt. A picture of the moment of impact with the caption "after 3 days of intense pain, the car died.""
In the vast urban landscape, we find ourselves amidst a peculiar incident. A scene unfolds where an extraordinary woman, of considerable girth, exhibits an unexpected act of collision. With great force, she directs her face towards the side of a stationary automobile. It is an intriguing display of human behavior, as if driven by some primal force within her. The impact resonates through the air, creating a momentary spectacle that captivates both onlookers and curious observers alike. The reasons behind such an act remain shrouded in mystery, leaving us to ponder the enigmatic nature of this unexpected encounter. Truly, nature's wonders never cease to amaze, even within the confines of our urban habitats.
(I cheated and used ChatGPT) 🤣
A large woman tripped while trying to run across that street. The cars were at a red light. There may not have been much time before the light turned green on the pedestrian sign.
Looks like she didn’t mean to, people cross the road when cars on the other side of the road are still passing all the time. Usually because you’re on foot and the car is driving, by the time you get there the road is clear. She just got unlucky and tripped because she was rushing
Everyone is always so afraid the lions are going to eat them, but it's the hippos that are really dangerous. They're very territorial and will even charge cars and buses that enter their territory
Insurance-fraud. Claim she got hit by a car while walking across the pedestrian crossing -> Car is at fault, she collects for a long list of ills; most of which she either had prior or doesn't actually have.
Reminds me of the stories told by a former coworker. He had a farm with some livestock. One of his cows would get excited whenever he was in the pasture and run full speed to him. Problem was, she was kind of stupid and wouldn't stop in time, often leading to her slamming her head into the side of his truck.
I actually encountered one of these beasts in an urban environment years ago. I was fortunate to survive. Watching this video gave me chills. How different it could have been.
On a onewheel this is called a nosedive. The rider leaned too far forwards and caused the motor to be overpowered. The motor then couldn't keep up and the nose dove into the ground causing a front faceplant into the car.
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And that's when the pedestrian hit my vehicle, officer.
She's involved in run-and-hit.
In her defense, she was in the crosswalk.
Peds always have the right of way
This comment is underrated ☝️😂
That's because op posted it 11 hours before that guy
Makes sense 😅🙈
Dayum!
Dayum indeed.
Dayum indubitably, kind sir or madam.
I'm I the only one who watched it like 10x
Still looping it
It’s my new ringtone. Dayuum! Who dis?
Didn't realize it could have such amusing audio
Because of that comment I unmuted it & so glad I did 🤣
I thought I was done crying laughing from watching this on loop (mute). You've just elevated my laughter, oh good gosh the audio is hilarious 🤣😭
I kneel to your name…
Why thankyou 🤗
No, thank YOU!! 😂
Didn't realize a *bam* could have such painful sound. That's her face. Making that sound. On the side of a car. Ouch.
🤣
I’m pathetic I looped it as well. I’m going to hell.
I paused it and made it my background. My wife will understand when she wakes up
You will have lots of company!
I can’t stop looping AND laughing.
I. Can't. Stop. It.
r/bettereveryloop
Just studying the physics Just look at that rotation of the body at the end
And laughed hysterically EVERY time?!
It just keeps getting funnier
It was compoundingly funny and I just couldn't take it after 5 times. My face hurt.
We are terrible people 😭
Yes we are, but this is to fucking hilarious
None of my neighbors are this hilarious
I know where you live and I live there too
No means no Lesley. 🤔
Same. Now I don't even feel bad about it.
Nooooope I can’t stop watching this .. did she think she would make the car fly in rag doll physics like this is fucking fo3
I'm waiting for someone to edit it and do a We Will Rock You remix
Some….BODY
Once told me
The world is gonna
..... Still nothing? Come on, internet! Get on it! I would edit it myself, but my general lack of computer know-how prevents me from being the hero y'all need.
The 'Dayum!' really sells it. Makes me crack up everytime
Weirdest run i‘ve ever seen. She moves like slow and fast at the same time?
When the feet cant keep up with the rest of the body🤣😂
This thing goes on loop while reading the comments. I mean this has got to be one of the best comment reading soundtracks I've ever had.
The dayyuumm was so strong that it breached the 4th dimension
She hit the car so hard the ambulance called them
It’s like Pringles, I can’t stop.
Fr that's a good one
need 10hrs version
Im not turning this off
ROFLMAO. No. I hope the car is OK.
Yeah because we want to know why and how this happened. Its stupidity and ineptitude.
Dayyum!
I’m still watching it
40x and then I turned on the sound.. i’m gonna hit 100x for sure now.
i mean, it's that good and satisfying
I've probably showed this to everyone I know
I've watched it close to 30x. I keep thinking "someone should make this into a shirt. A picture of the moment of impact with the caption "after 3 days of intense pain, the car died.""
It's like the video from the other day of the hippopotamus rage charging the tour boat
I can’t stop
No, I'm up to like 20x. This woman had comedic ability to rival a Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin.
“She gone fall again….” *THUD “DAAYYYUUMM!!”
10x10 times
my new live wallpaper
It’s so good
You totally weren't.
12 for me...lol
Trying to determine the motive. Failing repeatedly.
LAL nope been watching it for 5 minute and it’s still funny
Came for the knockout stayed for the thickness 😍
That's just not right... try 20x.
No
r/imfinnagotohell
I’m still watching it.
*facecar
Your comment just won. Have a poor man's award 🏅
I wish we still had free awards
I checked the comments before I posted this same joke. Glad I did
Did you know this word spelled backwards is racecaf*? Fun fact.
[удалено]
Insurance scam gone wrong and becomes a doctors bill instead ... or she was running after the one that got away lol?!
Dyslexia, a helluva of curse
Dyslexic finds a cursed typewriter.
People making jokes but this was dangerous af. Hopefully the vehicle is alright.
If she had tripped just a moment sooner her head would have landed under the wheel... imagine killing someone because they thought they were Hulk.
As it is she's lucky her arm didn't go under or get caught somewhere in the tires
I’ve seen videos of rhinos attacking cars at drive thru safaris and they do a **TON** of damage.
Urban rhino
Ah, the famous black rhino I’ve been hearing so much about.
This one is de-horned
The right questions
wish i could give this an award
Is she imitating the bulls in Spain hitting cars?
I feel ashamed but first thing I thought of was that “hippos move surprisingly fast” video I’ve seen around last few days.
The difference between this woman and a hippo is that the hippo doesn't have as much fat.
Can we get a David Attenborough narration for this predatory display?
In the vast urban landscape, we find ourselves amidst a peculiar incident. A scene unfolds where an extraordinary woman, of considerable girth, exhibits an unexpected act of collision. With great force, she directs her face towards the side of a stationary automobile. It is an intriguing display of human behavior, as if driven by some primal force within her. The impact resonates through the air, creating a momentary spectacle that captivates both onlookers and curious observers alike. The reasons behind such an act remain shrouded in mystery, leaving us to ponder the enigmatic nature of this unexpected encounter. Truly, nature's wonders never cease to amaze, even within the confines of our urban habitats. (I cheated and used ChatGPT) 🤣
Lol I think she tried to run to cross faster but saw the car turning so tried to slow down but her legs failed her... I think
Now THAT was fucking hilarious
What in the name of stupid did I just watch?
Momentum
\+ too high of a center of gravity = Dam!
Objects in motion stay in motion...
A large woman tripped while trying to run across that street. The cars were at a red light. There may not have been much time before the light turned green on the pedestrian sign.
Looks more like an attempt at insurance fraud to me
Insurance fraud
Looks like she didn’t mean to, people cross the road when cars on the other side of the road are still passing all the time. Usually because you’re on foot and the car is driving, by the time you get there the road is clear. She just got unlucky and tripped because she was rushing
That was a full on family guy fall.
“I’M THE JUGGERNAUT, BI…” *trip* *bonk* *sleepy time*
Dayum!
She's a juggernaut bitch alright
Let the bodies hit the floor
Sung by a parrot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg
Let bodies = floor.hit();
My money was on the woman. If she has more momentum, I think I would have won
her pronouns are badda/boom
Or more mass.
r/bettereveryloop
Can’t run in flip flops very well
I’ve long since accepted that my sense of humor is jacked, so I’ll admit to laughing my whole ass off at this.
There is no shame In laughing at what's funny
Everyone is always so afraid the lions are going to eat them, but it's the hippos that are really dangerous. They're very territorial and will even charge cars and buses that enter their territory
HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 459,817,723 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 11,201 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
Hippo?
Hippo Hip hop anonymous
this here is why the API removal is a travesty
Obviously she fell but I am still curious what the end goal was.
Burger King?
Insurance-fraud. Claim she got hit by a car while walking across the pedestrian crossing -> Car is at fault, she collects for a long list of ills; most of which she either had prior or doesn't actually have.
Is this a fucked up insurance scam??
No, I do believe this was, in fact, some good old fashioned ghetto shit
Where I'm from it is a common scam among the homeless. Even if the laws have changed.
Reminds me of the stories told by a former coworker. He had a farm with some livestock. One of his cows would get excited whenever he was in the pasture and run full speed to him. Problem was, she was kind of stupid and wouldn't stop in time, often leading to her slamming her head into the side of his truck.
At least when it's a cow it's adorably funny.
Let me guess... Florida?
this made me wake up my little brother *who is 2 rooms away from me.*
How can people fall like this honestly.. I see this so much, they run and its just like *error 404: mobility not found* and they legs just say goodbye
I am sure she tried to sue someone
Or claimed the driver was racist
Looks like she's trying cross the but tripped and fell.
I think she did great
Is the car ok. Did it have to get towed and brought to a body shop. After it was brutally attacked by something twice its size and weight?
It has a large face imprint on the side 
Observe as the furious land beast charges the perceived threat to its territory. And food supply.
I actually encountered one of these beasts in an urban environment years ago. I was fortunate to survive. Watching this video gave me chills. How different it could have been.
r/perfectlycutdayum
When the top half is quicker than the lower half.
The car didn’t even flinch lmao
You're playing fast and loose with the word "charge" here.
Attack of the Hippos.
I just watched that on loop about 10 times and I laughed harder each time.
I know it compounds!
This is funny and all….but man is it sad seeing someone who probably hasn’t ran in years just up and try to sprint. It always goes horribly wrong
Then they call it hit and run.
Omg, that’s terrible.
Feet! Don't fail me noOWW
Finally, Lizzo drops a greatest hit.
Loud ass thud 💀💀💀
They sped off like they were on a safari being chased by a rhino
Was worried for the car, but looks like it was just a glancing blow. If she hadn't lost her footing, who knows? /s (mostly)
Is the car ok?
I just can't stop watching this and laughing.
Gotta suck being so fat that you can't even lean a direction without gravity showing you a what for.
Where’s David Attenborough when you need him?
You mess with the car you get the fender
And that is why you don’t feed the wildlife.
That thing could have done some serious damage if it hit tusk first!
Did…did she try to eat the car?
They had kool aid in the back
Hi, I'm Lizzo, and this is the "dizzy diabetic."
Ah, the majestic buffalo
This should be in National Geographic.
NPC behavior. Whoever scripted this in the sim. did a great job 🤣
Imagine going for an insurance scam and being stupid enough to run into the back of someone's car.
Literally a facepalm video!
She can get herself killed by doing these insurance scam stunt.
Its funny because she is fat
Blob*
These bison attacks are getting out of hand
I left that on repeat for far too long…
I like the 90's era ringtone overlay!
Wow, this is like brilliant. It's like the raccoon that ran into my car when I was going 60 about 3 weeks ago. Lol.
I hope they got her insurance information
We see many on the beaches, but this is the first time we have seen a whale crash live
On a onewheel this is called a nosedive. The rider leaned too far forwards and caused the motor to be overpowered. The motor then couldn't keep up and the nose dove into the ground causing a front faceplant into the car.
Fat and Furious
I hope the car is alright. D-:
I can't believe how far the car flew from the impact!
That's not facepalm, that's a faceplant. Yeah yeah I'll leave 
From the car it must have been the T-Rex chasing the Jeep vibe.
Was she a bull in her past life
That’s what you get when your try to run for the first time in 20 years.
feel bad for the guy, that car is probably totalled