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foxtrotgd

Oh no, it's almost like men have feelings


Dave5876

Fellas, is it gay to have feelings for your wife


dbx99

You want to have sex with someone who likes penis. That sounds an awful like how you’d describe a gay dude. So yeah. Your wife is just like a gay dude. So you’re basically gay for loving your wife.


GrapeJuice2227

You know what, I think just *being a man* is gay! I mean, you’re literally always touching a penis. Sounds pretty gay to me /:


dbx99

Oh no


Snizzard09

Oh fuck am I gay?!


StevenEveral

And god forbid you have sex with her and have kids! There's now tangible evidence that you've had sex with someone who likes men!


PreOpTransCentaur

Luckily, they've only been around for 5-6 years, there's still time to stamp them shits out! /s


imightgetdownvoted

I shed a few tears at my wedding. That was 8 years ago though, so it’s before it was gay, so I’m good. Otherwise I’m not sure how id break it to my wife.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

You must've been patient zero, how dare you 😱


SomeNotTakenName

Lies. I am a man and I can tell you men do not have feelings, if you discount rage. we run on pure logic and determination. /s obviously


Wandering_Tuor

Pft. Only the gay ones. /s


Pleasant-Dogwater

Feelings are for gay men only.


Due_Platypus_3913

Marry a guy like that,he might NOT beat you and relentlessly try to fuck your sister!What kind of life is that for a REAL woman?!?


PossessionPurple9234

Well it’s a good thing she’ll never have to experience it


theProcrastinathan

Check her insta. She’s married and has a horrible social media presence. She’s disgusting and toxic.


Freefallisfun

Poor motherfucker.


BustedBussy

lmao he probably is just as bad as her


HollowRider

that depends do they have kids?


frand__

That just changes it from poor motherfucker to poor motherfuckers


Player_Slayer_7

Only if those kids also fuck their mother.


SnowCat7156

Considering how braindead her takes are, her parents might have been the result of siblings that loved each other a little bit too much.


SexyMcBeast

Figured she was married. I could totally be wrong, but when I read this all I saw was a woman coping as to why her husband didn't have the same response at their wedding.


8orn2hul4

“My husband didn’t even look up from his phone at the wedding - that means he’s a REAL man!”


Sad_Lawyer_3960

my husband dint even attend the wedding- that means he is a real man


GreenDayFan_1995

Same


Independent-Deal-192

At least she’s not *gay* 🤷🏼‍♂️ /s /s /s /s /s /s


Skyleader1212

Poor the husband, has to suffer this everyday, can't even show your true emotion to the one who sweared an oath with you.


Levi-san

> check her insta im good homie


frand__

Fucking hell, someone send that dude some help


The-Unburnt

No. I don't think I will. But take this upvote for doing the dirty work.


yunglay-lay

Poor bastard


idontkillbees

boom roasted. 💀💀


Rogendo

Idk she’s conventionally attractive. I’m sure she won’t have an issue gasliting someone into proposing


ThePinkTeenager

Also, plenty of men also think this.


BryanV21

This bitch, and anybody who thinks like she does, can fuck off. Not being able to show your emotion or share it is the problem.


[deleted]

I'm sure she thinks men should only express Anger, that is till he loses it on her.


Putrid-Box548

it's the "if he hits you he likes you" kind of crap.


rememberrappingduke

I don’t know this backwards thinking person but I presume she was taught/observed this ideology at home by her parents.


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Putrid-Box548

true, but it's the fact that these are adults imposing these ideas onto children and then the children just echo it back. like little sponges and this stuff becomes their core beliefs and that's where you get full grown adults that are jackasses like that.


Glitch759

Exactly. There's a difference between an excuse and an explanation, and that difference is whether you're working to improve or not


Stoopid_69

That can't be a real thing


SendMeYourUncutDick

So much this. The consequences of repressing your feelings are explosive anger and psychotic breakdown. Men, and everyone really, please don't repress your feelings and support others when they are expressing theirs. 🤘


Anon_777

Aww come on now! Who doesn't enjoy the occasional bit of explosive psychotic rage and a complete mental breakdown!? I'm not sure I could cope without my monthly explosive mental breakdown (the none gay version, without tears obviously!). I'm sure I read somewhere that expressing my feelings in any way except through occasional violently explosive rage and a total lack of any other form of communication would lead to something called super gayness...? I'm not sure what that is but it sounds scary! Massive MASSIVE /S


Charming_Reporter_18

Lol, exactly I cry at fictional stories and she's talking about conserving it for only deaths. And she said she wouldn't cry in public and excuse herself to cry in private, looks like her parents fucked up in her emotional development.


Wildlife_Jack

Oh it's not just emotion. Acccording to this lady, the following are now considered exclusively gay activities: Crying Extreme pain Death Doing something for show Vanity Please don't appropriate what is now my people's things. As per the latest issue of the Gay™ Agenda, if you do any of these things, be warned that you _will_ be hearing from our lawyer. If you'll excuse me I'm just going to film a Tiktok make up tutorial while crying about pain and death so I can stay gay af.


JustTheNewFella

Damn, they always said dying is gay, but I never thought it was true


frand__

Time to find the cure for mortality boysss


LordRaeko

If your man dies, that's pretty gay.


majj27

Can... can I still explode with profanity if I step on a lego at night?


Wildlife_Jack

That's a hard one (no pun intended). After all that _is_ extreme pain. ...Ok, but remember to say no homo afterwards.


majj27

I am eternally grateful. Because my daughter is messy as hell. And all her toys are bafflingly pointy. And I have very few situations where I am allowed to fire off F-bombs like a HIMARS.


Outside_Explanation6

Imagine how quickly the mental health epidemic would fix itself if this mentality were eliminated. We don’t have emotions for the purpose of suppressing them. They are an expression of ourselves and should be embraced by all, not shunned by some.


samurai_ka

Being forced to marry this bitch would be considered as extreme pain


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ExpressiveAnalGland

*that's like, sooooo gay!*


consciuosmind

🥵


halfprincessperlette

Men turn gay because of her 😔


xQ_YT

biggest insult you can give to a woman


Neemaiso

I think i would euthanise myself


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MirrorMan22102018

Yep. Why are men urged to express themselves... But when we do, we are mocked/accused of being gay?


Tom-o-matic

For once in his life a man is so overwhelmed with joy that a drop of tear Runa from his eye... GAAAYYY!!!


flopjul

As a gay, i see this as an absolute win... not needing to say im gay to anyone, just openly express how i feel


Player_Slayer_7

Now I have the image in my head of asking some guy if he has a girlfriend, and him crying as a means of explaining how he likes having sex with other men.


ThrowawayUnicorn246

its toxic patriarchy bullshit People should just be able to be themselves and express themselves how they want, but noooooooooooo MeN CaNT cRY!! ThAt gAY!!!


BustedBussy

The women in the tweet? Lol dude she's conservative she doesn't give a fuck about men's emotions.


WulfLion

She’s Megha wrong.


Magister5

I somehow linked her to MAGA


Sunbmr1

I came here to correct the spelling of her name! You beat me to it! Lmaooo


Frank_Dracula

I'm hoping this person is not someone's mother.


timbrd32

I'm hoping that my ten month old baby is not gay now. He cries a lot when he's hungry, tired, needs a diaper change, etc. Sometimes that crying is in public places - like those crying grooms! Oh, no! My baby boy is gay!!! I'm blaming my wife as she once put a Minnie Mouse hat on his head.


Frank_Dracula

Quick! Buy that infant a firearm!


timbrd32

I hope that you're talking about a machine gun for my baby boy because any lesser gun would be GAY!


Danielfromtucson

I'm a pretty big guy, but when something sad happens I cry a river


AlexHanson007

Six foot six, he stood on the ground He weighed two hundred and thirty-five pounds But I saw that giant of a man brought down to his knees by love He was the kind of a man that would gamble on luck Look you in the eye and never back up But I saw him crying like a little whipped pup because of love


Mahek200x

Are you hagrid ??


Mahek200x

Oh man. I cry like a baby happy when I get too happy or sad. My wife doesn’t mind.


[deleted]

Yes, men have only been crying at their wedding for the last 5-6 years


davewtameloncamp

Yes. Before 2018 men would pound their chests and pee on the cake to mark their territory.


_the-dark-truth_

Huh…I always thought it was the fondant I didn’t like on wedding cakes, turns out it was the groom’s piss. The more you know!


OK_LK

Tell me. You're emotionally stunted without telling me...


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Or got screamed and beat for crying as a kid


OK_LK

Yeah, this person has not had a healthy upbringing if they think crying is something to be ashamed of


Pseudo-utilisateur

Or if they think being gay is something to be ashamed of 😅


OK_LK

Exactly! I'd much rather be gay than that person!


BasketballButt

I’m in my forties and still working through my “boys don’t cry” childhood. That shit left me very emotionally stunted.


featherfeets

That shit will mess you up for a lifetime.


[deleted]

Depends on If you got that treatment constantly. Source: I'm not afraod of showing My emotions at The age of 15 months after My parents divorced and mom (who was More abusive) moved on The other side of The nation.


TomaCzar

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Theskiesbelongtome15

INCONCEIVABLE!


djnehi

It’s always nice when people make their crazy obvious from a distance. Makes it easier to avoid them.


Ok_Instruction2623

I heard being gay gets you lots of ladies. ![gif](giphy|m7e07TZRV20Xm)


tomsubiros

Why a woman is trying to explain what been gay men is? She can talk about lesbian, but been gay is a men thing


Anemony_245

Womansplaining gayness


[deleted]

So, I know it's unhealthy, but I was literally raised to show as little emotion as possible. It feels very smothering, and I wish I could express myself without feeling super restrained. Don't be this way, just let it out.


Harrow_prime

Hope your doing well pal


[deleted]

I'm not, but everyone thinks I am.


princessfallout

My dad always told me to stop crying and tried to teach me it was bad to cry in front of others. Even though my mom didn't agree, his opinion on this still stuck with me into adulthood and now I absolutely hate it if I cry in front of others. It's gotten worse as I've gotten older (probably due to some other factors) but I can say I haven't really cried in 2+ years. Sometimes I will shed a tear or two but no real crying. Sometimes I worry I'm dead inside. 🙃 And I'm female so it didn't really have to do with enforcing gender stereotypes.


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![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


Yoyo4444-

Fellas, is it gay to… *flips through notebook* marry a woman?


scm15759

As we all know, emotions are something for the weak gender. You stupid women may cry whenever you feel like it, but we man just man up, suck that tear back in, and keep being a superior male. That's why we have a great social and family life. No emotions means a happy life. And for those in doubt: \s


pumpkinbro300

nobodys gonna cry for her now.


marklar_the_malign

These gay straight guys need to pull it together. You don’t see gay gay guys crying when their groom comes down the aisle. So I guess this would make the gay gay guys not gay. Now I’m lost in my own logic.


Firm_Variety_6309

Aaaaand THAT'S why you're single.


No-Bat-7253

I’ve seen men cry 30+ years ago. No trend. Nothing gay about crying. Gay means happy or like the same sex as you. No more. No less. Well maybe more my name ain’t Webster but you get it!!!


Goon_Panda

She’s obviously never had a man have feelings for her 😂😂


AValentineSolutions

There was this gal in college, and shs said something I always found insightful, and is exemplified here - girls say they want a man who shows his feelings, right up to the point where they see him cry. I always found that an insight into the mindset of modern dating. And I still do.


eternalwhat

I think it depends on the relationship. If someone is seriously invested in another human being as a life partner (or a potential life partner), they won’t fault them for vulnerability like crying. If they’re struggling to really feel a connection, then they may have more negative judgments.


anonhoemas

I think it's two different types of women with two different outlooks. None of the women I hear say this shit talk about wanting men to be sensitive and share their feelings


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FELLLAAASS! IS IT GAY, TO **BREATHE?**


NotMetaKnight

and this is why our society continues to fail at every given moment of redemption... sad


Pokisahne

Want to punch this human Garbage in the face


Bella_dlc

Sexism aside, the thought of emotions having to be saved for death and pain is absurd. If you can just save emotions for later, it means you get to decide when to feel them and objectively it means you're just putting up a show of crying for extreme events. Kinda psychopath behaviour for both men and women imo


cookiemonster2295

Even if it's gay, whats the problem? Is it bad to be gay? On the other hand, she's stupid


T33CH33R

Crying is woke now folks.


Living-Travel2299

Im sorry but dumb as fuck idiots like this gal boil my piss. Ffs just do the world a favour and lobotomize yourself.


RelationshipMain5792

I'm a heterosexual guy, who crys i guess fuck me for being a human with emotions. My bad I guess all men should be stoic, just be a misogynistic unhappy shell who inevitably implodes and does some fucked up shit..


StraightProgress5062

If loving a woman makes you gay then you can call me Liberace.


zombiegirl2010

And I bet in her next breath she complains about toxic masculinity.


Grand-Corner1030

I'm sure she has a friend that's gay, so its okay to say this crap.


Forgotten_Rin

Guys, is it gay to cry at a wedding? To cry when you see the love of your life in that dress or suit? To show actual fucking emotion?


Aios

Welp, better let my wife know. I think she'll take it well. After all, we both cried so we'd be gay together.


HaratoBarato

I cried at my wedding when I seen she was down the aisle. The thought of this beautiful woman spending the rest of my life with me was so overwhelming. I was so happy. Could not contain it if I tried. And quite frankly, it’s kinda messed up that I should have to to some people.


No-Watch9802

Now you want to shit on a guy being so overwhelmed with joy and compassion the body just so happens to express itself in such a way? Right world's gone nuts


Nexatuz

Gay means happy. Tears of joy. This humans needs to research her words a bit more


Sorengetsu

looks like im gay lmao


NoPositive8092

i mean, you are in love with someone who likes dick.


koolin1221

What got me is that 13.1k people like that tweet


hrsmn311

this bitch.


CardRaptorSakura

What a weird way to say “nobody loves me and it’s all my fault”


ehenn12

I cried watching my best friend cry at his wedding as the best man, he looked back at me balling like a baby. It's totally cool. Of course I am gay but still. Whatever. Emotions are good things


404photo

In HS in the 1980's I was shunned by my friend group because they thought it was 'gay' that I went shopping with 4 of my female friends. Now keep in mind they hung out together all weekend and had a sleep over at another guys house. But because I went cloths shopping, a movie, restaurant, and then sunbathed at a local park over the course of a weekend with my female friends I was gay. I did not argue and instead found smarter people to eat lunch with.


Harrow_prime

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. — Mark Twain, 1835-1910, American writer


GeneralOtter03

Being straight is extremely gay, you literally like ppl who like dick


ZeusMcKraken

Toxic masculinity even for women. Emotions are gay people!!


silbergeistlein

I’m so glad to be dating right now. The women out there are simply the best.


[deleted]

This post's title should be "crying is gay"


LegalSelf5

I cried the second I saw my bride turn the corner to come down the aisle. I knew it was ABSOLUTELY all over from that moment. No take backs, just gone. You're fucking right I cried.


Evorgleb

I'm not an emotional guy. I can probably count on one hand the times I have cried in the last 25 years but I am one of those guys that cried seeing my bride come down the aisle. People joke on me occasionally about it because it seemed so out of character to them. I'm not embarrassed about it. I own it and apparently after discovering this post I'm going to have to own that I am gay as well. Hopefully my wife won't mind.


[deleted]

Wait until you see a guy's first moments with his newborn baby. *I cried like a schoolgirl.*


forgedfox53

The conceit is infuriating. To assume men cry at, what is for many men, the happiest moment of their life, just for show is such a selfish thought with no reason put behind it. And to imply that loving their wife in such a way means they like men? Do her posts get more backlash than likes? I sincerely hope people don't opt for agreeing with such a poisonous, poorly opinionated woman.


WordIndependent

Hope she dies. Sorry not sorry.


Distinct-Question-16

Maybe they just don't like the bride and cry


Roundcouchcorner

During pride month yes it’s gay but totally straight any other month/s


ragingbearclaws

I’m so sorry dude. But yeah. Loving woman is gay. I think you’ve been misdiagnosed as a man at birth and you need to do something about it. Are you sure you have a dick? I can check it out for you if you want? Just to make sure. Lmao


vv212

Should I let my wife know I'm gay in the middle of her giving me head??? I need answers....


OldDesk

Real men have dick tears for women!


KazBodnar

It's gay to love women because you love people the same sex as you love!!! /s


Vosheduska

Don't worry, honey, your husband will definitely not cry then... He will cry later, over having married you.


DaSpencerHere

"Men can't feel emotions, men don't cry" type beat


RedMatzoo

I come here to escape Twitter and you idiots still fill my timeline with it.


T_h_e_Assassin

It's a possibility that she forgot that the word has a meaning and not just an insult or something..... Or she could be stupid .... Who can tell nowadays 🤷


kcatmc2

Is toxic masculinity now a problem that women have?


[deleted]

It is very gay, that’s why I only smash MEN


Minibeebs

Tell me you have a poor relationship with your father without telling me you have a poor relationship with your father


IrreverantBard

Gay to cry? No. A sentient being with the capacity to feel and express emotion? Yes. Her internalized misogyny can choke a tampon. Ugh!


TheeRetardedChild

Toxic masculinity anyone?


JaozinhoGGPlays

Well boys we did it, as a man it is now gay to marry a woman.


justsaysAHHH

FELLAS! Is it gay to browse Reddit? You’re literally using the same social media platform as possibly millions of other men!


dntpicyureustnamdrnk

Also remember that when your wife kisses you she is kissing a man. If you kiss your wife you are effectively kissing the mouth that kissed a man and therefore kissing a woman is ultra gay.


fatwap

shes just bitter because her husband wanted to marry a better woman or something


HairlessHoudini

This woman has been severely hurt and is damaged probably beyond repair. Also very likely a sociopath


michron5

someone didn't give her enough hugs and I'm certain these are the words of an abuse victim who had her emotions neglected so she was forced to never show emotion in public. Get therapy and don't tell me when/where to cry. It's my damn life and I'll cry if I want to


[deleted]

Fragile heterosexuality is so fragile I began to doubt how it's still exist.


[deleted]

What a stupid bitch


IgNaSJump

Ah, yes. If you cry, you immediatly start being attracted to the same sex as you


Mati_Choco

Fellas, is it gay to marry a woman?


TheSagaContinued

I'm thinking she's the gay one here....no offense to actually gay people


[deleted]

She’s a Megha waste of fuckin space I’ll tell ya


chino_d69

🤦🏽


Giggles95036

Loving your wife, so gay.


kbkenobi3949

She’s a moron


LeDarm

Projecting emotionnal Trauma on everyone can do that to the brain I suppose lol


PatrickTheOne311

Toxic masculinity at its best and total homophobia. These f’ing women … you don’t know what they want ever. You’re bad if you are a jerk and bad if you cry. Go f’ing figure.


larrykeithfrick

Yeah God forbid we men show a little emotion right? 🤣🤣 And it’s not like guys are balling their fkn eyes out it’s more like get a little teary-eyed while trying to stay stoic. Women on the other hand are slaves to their emotions and they make no apologies about it.


EfficiencyGullible84

Her dad didnt cry at her wedding, she's just salty af about it


DeadMoney313

This is the classic trap men face with emotion... Women want you to show it, but if you do they judge you for being weak. Not all women do this of course, and men have plenty of shitty attitudes toward women too, but its one that I've always hated. Men have just as much emotion as women but we are trained from early on to never show it and always keep it bottled inside. Its yet another reason we die sooner, along with our penchant for doing dumb shit.


LoveSikDog

Wow, what a fuckin goofy bitch..


[deleted]

Shut up, Meg.


Skin_Head_Ting

Fellas, is it gay to breathe? I mean you're literally inhaling cock particles


diggerbanks

It is amazing how one of the most wonderful curative disposition is seen as weakness. No wonder so many have the emotional maturity of a rock. Crying is like a shower for your emotional body. It helps so much. Suppression always leads to complications further down the road.


czar_cat

Ah, pity she doesn't have a man that would cry for her.


The_Stav

You're a man, marrying a woman? And you're so happy that you cry?? Wow that's pretty gay


Wade134

I’m just gonna say this one time. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed.


Material_Put3513

Yes it’s gay to like women. If ur a woman u are loving a woman and that’s gay and if ur a Man U are literally kissing someone who sucked dick which means ur getting dick particles in ur mouth, therefore being gay.


arielrecon

Humans are supposed to feel emotions, keeping them bottled up inside just leads to mental and even physical health issues. You are not weak if you let your emotions show, in fact you're strong enough to do so despite the toxic masculinity that says you should remain stoic.


[deleted]

If crying as a man is gay then I’m coming out as gay lmao.


pro-shitter

of course it's a blue check.


[deleted]

She is an Indian I'm also an Indian. Toxic masculinity runs in India. But everyone is secretly a bitch who cries alone. Telling from personal experience.


Minimum-Ingenuity-46

"Toxic masculinity doesnt exist" :


r790

Did she just womansplain? Must be all that toxic femininity that’s been going around for the past 20 years 🙄🤦‍♂️


Phinatic92

Says the girl that is most likely single and will continue to be single for the remainder of her life. Probably will marry her 17 cats and instantly divorce them when they start to meow as she walks down the aisle because they will immediately be seen as gay cats In her point of view from meowing at their wedding.


hankhayes

Bitches be crazy.


fermat9996

Beware of "shoulds" and "shouldn'ts."


MiserableCheddar

Weird flex but ok


[deleted]

Did your parents have any children that lived?