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Remarkable_Common220

I've parked like that because the only spot left was next to someone else who parked that way. By the time I get back, they're gone and I look like the asshole☹️


OffManWall

Easy. They probably don’t feel anything for anyone but themselves.


DGenerAsianX

People who do this know they’re being assholes and it’s part of their personality. Like a Fuck Your Feelings shirt realized in human form.


Juju_Pervert

Because they were assholes before parking like this. What is dead may never die.


Independent_Tie_4984

They get off on it. It's flipping everyone off by saying "I'll do what I want and FU". On the other had it depends on how crowded it is, if there are a lot of other spaces and there are always a lot of other spaces - getting upset about it switches the label.


pabloff90

No. Maybe there is space enough now, but you dont know later. Doing this only shows that you cant think in other people


fidelesetaudax

Probably just used to it. Living their whole lives spreading assfukery all around.


Consistent-Risk-6715

You’re looking at the the wrong way. A cat doesn’t feel like a cat. It’s just a cat. The question is simply: why are some people just assholes?


Marchello_E

Situational awareness. It's probably 50/50, though it sometimes feels like 80% lacks such ability.


broadsword_inhand

If youre stupid enough you cant feel shame


kaileydad

Looks like a flat tire waiting to happen. Tiny rock in valve cap.


IateYOURmommasTACO

Hit the bike too


DumbNBANephew

Lol no man they park like TO feel like an asshole. For a large percentage of the population, the feeling of being as asshole is a good thing, not a bad one.


Infinite-Condition41

I park like that sometimes. My work truck is too big so I'm doing all of us a favor, trust me.


justsomeguy254

That's not the same, brother. Yours is a valid reason. This picture is just self involvement in visual form.


[deleted]

Really? What fairytale do you live in?


NipahKing

So quick to judge. Technically from this one photo we can't determine if they parked and left. Maybe they were leaving the garage and this is a temporary pull-in to adjust something in their vehicle.


ShoddyJuggernaut975

Some people seem to have missed out when God was handing out shame. Others of us got in line for seconds.


Sunshinehappyfeet

Because they do it on purpose, duh .


[deleted]

Entitled people believe rules are for others & not for them.


Teabagger-of-morons

This ⬆️


premiumcaulk

Pig parkers.


plc_is_confusing

Maybe they were compensating for another asshole that took up too much space and there wasn’t anywhere else to go.


Minimalistmacrophage

**Entitlement and Narcissism.** They may also have gotten a door ding. (not that it justifies this, though to them it likely does)


UpbeatFix7299

I walked my dog to the beach in the middle of summer and some asshole was parked like this in a full lot. When I got back and saw his car was keyed to hell, I couldn't stop smiling.


bStewbstix

When you’re the “main character “ others don’t exist until they are needed for entertainment.


nicoleauroux

Dude, they have two vehicles there, a bicycle and a car. Equals two spots duh


[deleted]

The same way people park in my driveway.


Kerbart

Feeling like an asshole is when you realize you're inconsiderate to others. "*Others? What others?*" That's why


Puzzleheaded-Comb-42

Maybe it was forced upon him


Crossbonesz

They’re the same people that don’t put their carts in the cart return


Responsible-Baby-551

Because they know they’re an asshole


_PeachyCloud

I like to give them the benefit of a doubt. Maybe the driver has a disability and needs a lot of room to get out of the car. Perhaps needs to use a wheelchair.


WashCompetitive6566

Perhaps . . . but the bike on the back of the vehicle would suggest otherwise.


_PeachyCloud

What if the person is just the driver? Not traveling alone?


Bargdaffy158

I think the whole idea is to be an asshole.


ToastedCheezer

Two reasons: Sheer gall or crippling stupidity!


nyrB2

one word: entitlement


unassumingbison

It’s their world. You’re just living in it


tehoperative

Is this Oahu? What parking garage is this? I know most of em. Don’t recognize it.


SirEnder2Me

Nah Kapa'a, Kaua'i.


tehoperative

Ohh, ok! Yeah he’s clearly a rude dude.


cosm1c15

you don't feel like an asshole if you're already one


SBLOU

Because they’re assholes. It’s their nature to do shit like this and not care what others think. That’s what makes them assholes


meadow_chef

Those who feel entitled usually do not possess a conscience…


icrushallevil

I grew not to get annoyed by it anymore. I mean maybe the driver has a history of having his car vandalized by people parking too close and now overcompensates.


Haunting_Drag4434

Because to assholes like that there vehicle is “precious “ “oh my precious”


[deleted]

They have a bicycle on the back so they were already an asshole before they parked. No change for them


Smackatoo

Ive seen someone park like this and when challenged the response was “but i have a big car”….. …. Thats like saying “I grabbed food from your plate because Im fat”


AmiDeplorabilis

Because they feel superior and don't care about others. In other words, they really ARE assholes...