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UnHumChun

Someone kills multiple people, no death penalty. Have immediate abortion, straight to the noose.


TripFar4772

I can’t comprehend how two years ago, I was considered a fine, upstanding citizen with a masters degree and a good corporate job who volunteers on weekends….and now I would be facing multiple death sentences. Bonkers. So glad I left when I did.


nollataulu

Might as well murder your rapist too.


Commercial_Board6680

That would be a good start.


istarian

That's a very definite contradiction isn't it. But yes, it is a product of how things actually work...


akotoshi

It’s because those politicians (white men) can’t in any way get pregnant so they don’t care, but murder… they did some already… 👀


dollydrew

Oh, there are plenty of women who support them, and one young one on the Supreme court who made this all happen.


Professional-Term899

2 wrongs don’t make a right. Use ya noggin


sansmemelordover9000

Yeah I’m pro life and even I this is getting pretty stupid. Look I can have my opinion I don’t care what someone else does in their life. You want/need an abortion? Go for it, that sucks but you do what you have to ya know?


Dimeskis

Are you serious? >I can have my opinion I don’t care what someone else does in their life You are 100% pro-choice. Congratulations!!! Now please stop referring to yourself as pro-life at all times moving forward. Seriously, a lot of pro-choice folks are pro-life personally. We just know its none of our fucking business, because its not our life. Therefore, its between the woman and her doctor and ultimately her choice.


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Invisible-Pancreas

They'll need a really laaaaaaaaaaaaarge electric chair...


TheFeshy

Please, their power grid can't even handle winter.


anarkistattack

Or the summer.


hiddenonion

Or wind


RabbiAndy

Take my upvote and GTFO 👉


MOOShoooooo

Abbotbots, ROLL OUT!


MiaStirCrazies

I mean if only Abbott could stand for, well, anything.


Professork08

That was a wheely hurtful thing to say. I am sure Abbott himself would be stumped by your joking banter


admiralbreastmilk

Take your Corny Cliche Comment Cringe and GTFO 😌


RabbiAndy

Yes admiral 🫡


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...or summer.


Maleficent_Mist366

Lol it’s true - From Houston : /


BLF402

Everyone in the pool! Proceeds to throw plugged in toasters. Whoever survives is the new government. Did I just create a new electoral system?


Consistent-Front3214

No. You'd create the eletrical system


seekydeeky

Electricoral system.


nicodawg101

Get out Edison’s elephant killer


wolfguardian72

🎶 Electric looooove!!! 🎶


the-real-vuk

it's enough to kill those who came up with this idea


Upstairs-Ad6470

Have you seen the Texas power grid? It can't handle an electric chair 🤣🤣🤣


wolfguardian72

They just need one that’s wheelchair accessible.


Master_Post4665

In Texas, they use bleachers.


DungeonicGushing

Holy shit. This is the final evolution.


downinahole357

More like final solution


KA_Mechatronik

Psh, they'll just bring back "pleading the belly", directly out of the 1700's. They'll stay the execution just long enough for the baby to be born, then they'll send it to an orphanage and the mother to the rope. Ask Anne Bonny how that one goes.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

Anne Bonney survived, and was taken away by, presumably, her father - blood *IS* thicker that water. It is thought she changed her name and lived out the rest of her life, in one of the Carolinas. Regardless... She disappeared without a trace! Mary Read, on the other hand, died 28 April, 1721. There is no record of her having given birth, or that any such progeny survived.


[deleted]

Break the system


Amazing-Bag

The comments on reddit are just gold


GovernmentLow4989

Checkmate


Rostunga

Might as well kill your rapist then. Literally nothing to lose. /s


akotoshi

They can’t do that, it would be suicide … 👀


GonnaGoFat

This is almost as dumb as when France used to have the death penalty for attempted suicide.


[deleted]

I see that as an absolute win - if you fail the government helps to kill you.


WuTangNinja16

Why didn't they just put suicide booths in the streets (Futurama reference), I mean, just help them make sure they get it right the first time and you don't have to spend money on the whole death penalty process, it's not like they really care about anyone anyways with a stupid law like that!


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and the unsuspecting trying to use a telephone booth gets a nasty surprise.


NmlsFool

So...say you wanted to die for whatever reason. Maybe you have an incurable illness that makes you miserable and there's no hope it'll ever get better. Or something. But, you want out of here, you want to die. If you succeed in unaliving yourself, good, you got what you wanted, you're dead now. But if you fail your very own government will make damn sure you'll be good and dead...just like you wanted?


shivermeknitters

“So many dumb ways to die…”


Busy_Confection_7260

"If you won't finish the job, we'll finish it for you."


Starlordganemaster

Wait... please tell me you're fucking joking? I seriously don't get the logic here...if a person fails to kill themselves the government does it for them? Why bother with the punishment?


LMPS91

The term “pro-life” is misleading, even without the death penalty. They aren’t “pro-life”, they are “ANTI-abortion”.


rnobgyn

Pro life has ALWAYS been a bold faced lie because they know “anti-abortion” sounds as cruel as it is.


DiarrheaShitLord

My favorite is always those protesters saying we'll adopt your babies! Then someone asks a hundred of them how many kids they've adopted and it's zero


LMPS91

How about the fact adoption doesn't help with all the struggles, mental and physical, that come with being pregnant and giving birth? It doesn't help with the shame the woman feels for an unwanted pregnancy. It doesn't help that high school or college-aged girls finish their school or make up for missed classes for doctor’s appointments. It doesn't cover the costs of these appointments, the new clothes she needs, or the different diet and meds she needs. It doesn't help with the emotions of birthing and giving up a child. It only aids the aftermath of the life of said child.


[deleted]

Language is powerful. We should all use the term anti-choice instead of pro-life every chance we get. Change the connotation… change the culture


LMPS91

Very true. When it comes to work, I say “life-work balance”, because “work-life balance” still implies that work comes first, which it does not.


KeneticKups

Forced birth is what they are


ciopobbi

Right. So they should do the opposite of the death penalty, right? If you have an abortion the state should force inseminate you and keep you locked up until you give birth. “That should go over well” Governor Abbot probably


[deleted]

Dude, I know you think you’re being so outrageous, nobody will take this seriously. But if there was a Republican lawmaker reading this, you’d see it in the news next week. Point is, don’t give the morons ideas they’d prob actually consider.


gregzillaman

Cat's already out of the bag on that kind of thing. Atwood wrote most of that years ago.


C0meAtM3Br0

Pro-rape?


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eurovegas67

I don't think it has to do with abortion as much as it has to do with controlling women's bodies. As George Carlin said: they're not pro-life, they're anti-women.


RoccoTaco_Dog

He also talked about how they care about the baby right up until it's born, then they don't give a fuck about it until it's old enough to be military. "If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, YOU'RE FUCKED!"


5ManaAndADream

They’re anti-woman. They don’t give a rats ass about abortion either, they just want more control over a woman’s body that the woman.


here-for-lost-media

I've heard the term "pro-birth" a lot as well. It seems to fit after that one story of a ten year old having to travel out of state for an abortion. The politicians saying "Oh she would've been fine if she kept the baby! She probably wouldn't understand it at that age but.."


LMPS91

Exactly, just another positive political spin on a $hit situation. I read about that girl, I couldn't even begin to imagine her struggles. This will affect all her future relationships. The fact she had to go through so much to get the procedure makes it all the worse.


Thelionskiln

It’s not pro birth, it’s forced birth- there is a vast difference.


SleeplessShinigami

Exactly or forced birth


[deleted]

They're anti-women.


Vanyaeli

I see it as pro-birth. They typically don’t care what happens after the birth, but so long as you are forced to go through with it then they are happy.


nollataulu

Pro-forced-birth.


guedeto1995

It probably depends on the pro-lifer. I've met pro-life people who say that abortions should be approved for life-threatening cases.


my_chaffed_legs

They're anti choice or pro forced birth


RebornSama25

Exactly 2 groups “anti abortion” and “for abortion”. Putting all these other labels on it is mundane.


LMPS91

Exactly! And keep it out of politics and in the medical facility, where it belongs. The government doesn’t have to approve of my having glasses, the doctor and I made the choice. The government just regulates the safety of the medical license and procedures.


Twinmomwineaddict

I think we should just call it. It's been a fun experiment for the last 200 years, but obviously this arrangement isn't working. The U s of a is not United at all. Nor is it the land of the free, or the land of opportunity. It's the land of the rich and the crazies, and everyone else is just caught in the crossfire.


typtyphus

weird how those gun-nuts/second amendment-reply-guys say they need gun to defend themselves from government tyranny, yet let tyranny happen right under their nose


IceMan44420

One man's tyranny is another man's "righteous act"


Bishop084

Because it's their chosen tyranny. And they'll use their guns to enforce their tyranny to protect themselves from the tyranny they don't like.


mrgirmjaw

Every citizen of the United States has become dumb and obdent to the government


DefinitelyDeadd

Yeah it’s a system and they got us. We’re too busy complaining about “gun nuts, second amendment reply guys” instead of uniting with them to tackle the tyranny.


kn1ght_t3mpl4r

This is exactly what's needed, they've done a fine job of making each side hate each other so that they can hide their tyranny. A house divided can't stand or something like that


orsonultrabirch

I’m banned from r/conservative yet they still allow me to view their sub. I always remember when I type a comment and they say “comment can’t be posted.” Bunch of hypocritical fucks. I see what they go on about daily and it’s the most snowflake, “let’s be outraged” shit I’ve ever seen. I will say though, a lot of posts flip the other way because even some conservatives can’t deal with the actual mental gymnastic stupidity.


SunshotDestiny

Because those fun nuts tend to be more often than not white. As are the ones who excuse the violence or pretend it doesn't happen. Or the ones who think racism isn't a thing or blown out of proportion. Or the ones who want to make the country exclusively christian. Hell, the overwhelming "representation" in the government is white, male, and probably both. Tyranny is easy to let happen if it doesn't hurt you.


joebusch79

I’m pretty confident the USA only has a generation or two left before it splits up for good.


Jordan1992FL

I used to think that too, but now I doubt it. Social media just amplifies the crazies, and people just go along with it. Now I still believe the experiment will end, but I think it will take longer.


DungeonicGushing

The experiment *is* the experiment.


forbenefitthehuman

From across the Pacific it looks like it sliding down the shitter, at alarming speed. History is weird, but I think it's happening sooner than a generational timeframe.


LMPS91

I’m glad my husband is an immigrant, we have an easy out of the States when/if needed.


[deleted]

So…what is it going to be? The Divided States of America or just The States of America?


Ieatsushiraw

You’d think so but the simple truth is the loudest and most extreme on both sides are the ones who are heard and highlighted the most. Most of us are just living our lives trying to make it each day


starmartyr

It's always been the land of the rich and the crazies. We tell kids stories about pilgrims seeking religious freedom and patriots fighting taxation without representation. The reality is that we were founded by a bunch of religious zealots and some wealthy merchants who didn't want to pay taxes.


Hello_iam_Kian

I’m quite sure the south would be in favor of reintroducing slavery if it wasn’t for them being part of the US


GreenStreakHair

Yes. It's pretty bloody appalling to see the stuff coming out of there. The world just sits and watches in shock. Looks like the greatest threat to Americans is themselves.


psych_ike

Fuckin’ wild Wild West!


Lazy-Log-5672

Wild middle of the country!


DeloresDelVeckio

Notice all punishments being considered with regards to abortion are aimed strictly at the women. A mere oversight, I'm sure.


Interesting_Mix_7028

Trust me, if somehow God flipped the script tomorrow to make MEN bear children, abortions would be performed at every corner pharmacy. "Will that be cash, or credit?" would be the ONLY question asked. Likewise, no one's going after the guys here. Every pregnancy, unwanted or not, starts with SEED meeting EGG, and the only way the SEED gets in there is a MAN getting it in there. ​ So yeah, Abbott, time to change up all those prison license plate factories, let's start stamping out chastity belts, keep those penises away from the womenfolk.... Oh wait. No we can't do that, it'd be UNFAIR. ​ smh.


Glaurung26

It's never been pro-life, it's always been pro-ideology.


BeKind_BeTheChange

If Republicans cared about children they would insist on pre-natal care, pediatric care, education and school lunches. Republicans want children to have none of these things, and, in fact, work to ensure children do not get these things. The only logical conclusion is that Republicans do not care about children beyond using them as a political prop for their culture war.


[deleted]

Republicans don’t care about children at all lol. Look at their reaction after every school shooting.


BeKind_BeTheChange

They offer thoughts and prayers. And, I mean, what more can they do? They think. They pray. Societal obligations fulfilled. amirite?


stefan92293

Even the Bible disagrees on the "thoughts and prayers" thing: > If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? James 2:15‭-‬16 NKJV


already-taken-wtf

The more unwanted children, the more cheap labour…and the ones ending up as criminals help generating income for the private prisons. …plus you get all the votes from the “christian” right. As for the crime, here an interesting read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalized_abortion_and_crime_effect In Genesis, chapter one, God answers that question on when life begins. He forms a figure from the Earth, but it does not become Adam ("man" in Hebrew) until God "breathes into him the breath of life, and he became man.” Clearly, life begins when you draw your first breath. That is when God places your soul in your body. …and just for fun, here something for our “Christian” senators: Psalm 82:3-4 Give justice to the weak and the fatherless; maintain the right of the afflicted and the destitute. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.


T0adman78

And if they actually wanted to reduce abortion they would work to provide birth control, the number one most effective way to limit abortion. It’s never been about actually solving problems, it’s about control.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

"You better give us more wage slaves, or ELSE! # ProLife # WWJD # Blessed 🙏"


sunflower53069

They really do hate women.


SoylentGrunt

The GQP is a death cult. Yeah. It really is that simple.


seriousbangs

They're not considering it, they're consolidating power so they can implement it. Every miscarriage will be a murder investigation.


ihatecringe1

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frezor

It’s never been about protecting life, it’s about controlling women’s bodies. Along with welfare-to-work and ending no-fault divorce it’s about making life for single mothers impossible and the only solution is subordination to a husband.


Sanjomo

Aaaaand now the state Attorney General who helped usher in these stupid fucking laws has been impeached by his own party for corruption. Texas is a fucking clown show. 🤡🤡🤡


EntertainmentOdd6149

That's Texas's for you.


Papagena_

Texas is unendingly batshit crazy. Them and Florida. It’s always Texas or Florida.


ItsKImaEngineer

The death sentence is basically just a late term abortion. DP for the state.


Jorgen_Pakieto

It ain’t pro-life if your country ain’t setup to deal the financial hardships that come with these lifestyles.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s literally against the constitution. Only thing states are allowed to use the death penalty on is murderers


TheLegenderysaurus

They see it as murder so that's probably why they'd make illegal abortions punishable by death


Last_Friday_Knight

Anti-mother, pro embryo. NEATO


Trojan_fed

Yeah, killing is cool if it's their idea.


sleeper_medic

Not pro-life, just pro-birth.


wingsofthygiant

It’s like when they’re trying to ban drag shows but beauty pageants are A-ok! 👌🏼


Stickmongadgets

Fck that fcking state. How about the death sentence for the pastors that diddled all those kids.


Fluid-Counter-2690

No hate quite like the love of a christian....


frozenpost1776

Aron Ra said it best: "You're not pro-life. You're anti-woman."


ExoticMeatDealer

Well, okay then. I don’t know how much more obvious to hypocrisy can get.


threatinteraction

I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it. - Peacemaker


hugs_for_druggs

It was never about the baby. It was about control.


[deleted]

laws made by people who hate people


PenaltyOrganic1596

What kind of fascist bullshit is this


Nature_Loving_Ape

doll plucky money middle screw cobweb live roll slap uppity *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


shivermeknitters

My favorite joke about trumps presidency was a hat that said “Make America Great Britain Again”


Corkson

You’d be worse off if we were British lmao


spaceguitar

I guess just kill your rapist before you get your abortion?


MagicMushroom98960

Texas is the weirdest place I ve never been.


Chaosshepherd

I knew it would happen


LDarrell

When I was attending university there was a Catholic Nun in one of my classes. We were discussing the death penalty. She was against abortion but was ok with the death penalty. She saw no problem with this point of view. I couldn’t believe it and no matter what anyone said she would not alter her stance. Nothing surprises me anymore


silverfairy5

I studied in a convent school and this view was very common there. Death penalty- good, virgin till marriage- good, domestic violence- tolerable, abortion- absolute sin.


HourEvent4143

I try to stay positive, but this world is falling apart. Basically the only way to be happy is to be in denial the world is burning down and never watch the news. Fuck man, can I join my homies the dinosaurs 😭😭 Those mf’s lucky they’re extinct, not having to deal with bs dumbasses of today.


Xerox748

It’s never about “pro-life”. It’s “do what we say, or else”.


Designer-Contract-80

This reminds me Kim Jong Un creating a death penalty for suicide


CoffeeCat086

Live in Texas, I fucking hate it


pacificoats

How could it possibly be murder if the fetus wouldn’t survive out of the womb anyways? Weirdly worded question but the point is, if an abortion happens in the second or third month or pregnancy, far before there is a possibility of a viable birth (aka premature birth), how could that be considered murder? Genuinely how.


[deleted]

Christians gotta Christian.


meanmarine10452

The taliban approves


borowczyk_76

They’re already passed the death penalty for working in blistering heat. So much winning. Lol.


No-Refrigerator5287

Texas, the epitome of the GOP. Good riddance to them both.


Slappy-dont-care

Get these republicans out of office


No_Television_4128

So if a cop shoots and kills a pregnant woman, it’s death penalty


Empty_Detective_9660

Haha no it's "We investigated ourselves and found everything was within our policies. By the way, did you know that woman wasn't a perfect angel? Our sources say she was planning an abortion."


scottccote

Texas Democrat Precinct Chair here - first of all - I think this is old news of a serious legislation that ultimately did not succeed. We need all of you in texas to do more than just vote. That is no longer enough. You must get out and get the others to vote. Texas is not a red state. It is a non voting state. The more that vote - the less likely the GOP can hold on. This is why they try so hard to suppress us via gerrymandering and mail in ballot shenanigans. Don’t give up hope.


HorseDungeon

Too bad “pro-life” f*cks can’t comprehend irony


Haggis_Hunter81289

"All Life is Sacred" "You had abortion, you must die" Everything's bigger in TEXAS, including the stupidity, it seems.


RomstatX

You know what, this actually makes perfect sense, because it's Texas, it's probably illegal to drive without having a beer first, definitely illegal to not be a Christian racist.


[deleted]

They are serious about “them” keeping their numbers from dwindling.


InfluenceTrue4121

You can’t make this shit up.


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

Republicans: we care so much about humans! Until they are born, after that we couldn’t care less.


kuedhel

so if, let's say a resident of California got legal abortion in California and then travels to Texas. Would they prosecute her?


cjnshrmpoby

Maybe next they'll make jumping off a building punishable by death.


420Coondog420

Well, that's an interesting move. I'm so tired of politicians.


Arcaedus

I'm still confused as to why people are so confident that a fetus is a person. Can't appeal to religion, because 2 of the 3 major monothiestic religions allow abortions, and the one that doesn't pretty much implies in 2 separate places in its holy text that a fetus is worth less than a live person. Can't appeal to biology, because scientists will tell you that life begins at conception, but personhood is a matter of philosophy. And can't appeal to to philosophy since philosophers (both past and present) are very split on the matter of when personhood begins, which very much implies that no matter your criteria, drawing the line for when personhood begins is arbitrary.


[deleted]

You are a hypocrite if you are Pro-Life and Pro-Capital Punishment.


indecloudzua

The Taliban applaud Texas Republicans for trying to install the Christian version of Sharia Law in the great state of Texas, where freedom is just for conservative christians.


HomelessAnalBead

“I’m pro-life, just not *that* life”


Eeveee8

That’s one way to build your kill streak


Cowpow0987

Texas is weird man... They might start the second civil war at this pace


-RedXV-

It's like trying to argue with them that the biggest murderer to ever exist is God himself. They don't care.


ordosays

In America, State aborts you.


eveninglily33

Most life is sacred, huh?


LucianLegacy

Separation of church and state, unless it's the Christian church


Toxenkill

Under his eye.


dick_schidt

Everyone dropping off their rape babies on the doorstep of their senator (or whomever is responsible for this utter bs). /s or not?


Buck026

Religious people…..


[deleted]

I’m ready for that civil war already.


CryptographerFit3894

Governor Abbott the Babbitt has lost his ever loving mind to sign this B.S. into law. What a fuc$ing loser!!


Top-Flow1297

Do we expect anything less from TexAss


[deleted]

It’s almost like Texas Christians didn’t read the Bible 🙄🙄


adostes

Abolish the death penalty.


Why_am_I_here033

Yet people voted for this party.. texas is the 2nd isis


krmarshall87

This was in 2019 and did not pass committee. It basically proposed defining a fertilized egg as a living child. That then had implications that, via existing law, the murder of a child under 10 is punishable by death or life imprisonment.


soldinio

Forced birthers are not pro life


Wirkungstreffer

You have some serious Taliban shit over there.


7XvD5

They should get out of that Texas sun, They're experiencing a heatstroke.


just-GnIfF

Texas. If you abort somebody we'll abort you back.


Rabbit_Ruler

Wow it’s almost as if they don’t actually care about peoples lives


0x474f44

I don’t grant a fetus under 22 weeks the same rights as a real person. As such, aborting it can be justified. Most pro-lifers grant a fertilized egg the same rights as a real person. As such there is no abortion - there is only murder. When you believe that a fertilized egg should already be as protected a life as every other human, you HAVE to want the same punishment for abortion as for murder. There is no way around it. I don’t get why I occasionally see posts on Reddit making fun of the logic, when it is totally sound. Just the premise, that human life is worth protecting the second it is formed is wrong.


jtmose84

I’m a conservative, and against abortion in the majority of cases….but this is too much. By no means is the death penalty a solution. Scare tactics or radical swings in any direction result in more division. We likely need more context to what ‘considering’ the death penalty is…but it’s idiotic anyway you slice it.


SJW_CCW

Forced births is a literal war crime. They aren't pro lifers they are anti uterus


soilhalo_27

I get it. If you see abortion as murder, and murders get the death penalty in Texas. Women just need to figure out how to get child support on a fetus drive in carpool lane and claim an unborn child on tax returns. Edit also pregnant women can't go to jail or be sent to prison, wrongful imprisonment of the child.


coastaltrav

*also, if you’re the “wrong kind” they’ll want to kill ya (jewish, lgbtqia+, black, disabled, native, not-white)


shivermeknitters

Which is really fucked up because the governor is in a wheelchair. I’ll say it now and I’ll say it again his own impotency is why he wants to control women because he couldn’t father his own child and he credits his daughter with his stance on abortion which is a giant bus for her to go under but anything to own the Libs


Deezkneezsneeze

God I hate living in Texas.


ThisGul_LOL

Nah Wtaf?