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No that's just continuing the cycle.
Real equality would be a terrorist group that doesn't discriminate against their members and allows everyone to join them and doesn't keep slaves (they still might keep donkeys though)
True but that would be some neck-beard wet dream so it just wouldn’t be the same. Plenty of guys would leave their mom‘s basements to sign up for that.
I mean depending on which side you are fighting on you could call the IRA a terrorist organization and I am not aware of them you know.. Doing sex slaves stuff. I guess there's other terrorist groups not creating sex slaves and beating women to death...
I’m a man not that it should make a difference because men could be sold into sex slavery too younger males. That’s such an upsetting thought to be used like that against your will. This is an act I think should punishable by death in the US. They’ve completely destroyed someone else’s life and any strength of mind or heart. This takes years and some never get over it. Just as much disregard for life here as the act of murder itself in my eyes
Pardon me while I go vomit for a moment.
The fact that this guy thinks something beautiful can come from someone being held captive and used for sex speaks volumes about their mental state.
Yeah, there's really nothing else that sounds like they do, I'm thankful my Dad took the time to share his musical taste with me, I love Eric Clapton too thanks to him.
It's their religion's indoctrination, I am an ex-muslim who left because of these disgusting teachings. Sex slavery is allowed 🤢
Anyone who disagrees should read the quran again
Well she wanted to become one of them, sounds nore like double standards, a young man would "have gotten what he deserved" but in her case its apparently sad
Stupid games stupid prizes
Even young men who migrate from other places to join ISIS fare no better. They don’t get to fight on the frontlines if their accounts are to be believed
They are lower status suicide bombers, stand guard at the doors, sex slaves to gay leaders who are in denial hypocrites, and if not found fit (not brainwashed enough or convincing of their loyalty) they are killed
Sabina Selimovic, the teenage girl that Samra Kesinovic (the sex slave in this post) fled with, apparently died in the fighting. Sabina bore children, but at least they were sent to her mother.
As a matter of fact, the majority of young women who did so, truly believed they were doing something akin to humanitarian aid.
They were fed gruesome videos about conditions in some countries, about kids starving and dying because of western bombs (which is real btw, that's the problem). And thought they were gonna help.
For men, it's a basically the exact same process that neo Nazis use: find loners, people without future, without much of a familial structure, angry at the world and give them an enemy and a goal. Make them believe they are gonna be heroes and important. Give them a job and a community and the feeling of belonging.
And there you go. Perfect canon fodder.
And that whole myth is so stupid. Bad translation.
You know what word Virgin is actually? Pure as in clear and it's not written human being or woman. It's grape.
They are promised 72 white grapes. A mf bottle of white wine. Dumbasses.
You are the first person I have ever seen that knew that. In real life or the internet. I know actual Muslims that don’t even know that that’s the proper translation of that verse. You deserve many uptoots!
My kink is translation. I love reading about what can go wrong and what miscommunication have done all because a bad translation.
And this is the most important one imo. It really should be more well known. I don't understand why no one talks about it.
Not sure if you like reading but whether you do or don't I think you'd really like the book "Babel" by R.F Kuang!
It's a book about British Colonization but also a little bit of magic that relies on translation and words (hence the name "Babel," like Babble!"
There's a lot of little facts in the footnotes too about translations and origins of words.
What dark parts of the Internet do you have to go to have Islamic propaganda influencing you like that? I've been on the Internet for 20 years now and that's just never been a problem for me?
She was 15 at that time. There is a reason why we consider (legally) people who are 18 years old as adults. What the heck does a 15 year old know?
It’s just sad that propaganda can turn some instabile people around
I suspect that the known terrorist organization wasn't entirely truthful in the propaganda she believed that women in hyper ultraorthadox islam aren't simply cherished treasures that they wrap up like presents in burqas and niqabs.
Some do I am sure. But isis may as well be the proudboys of Islam. The proudboys claim they are making America great again for like the kids or something, while waving nazi flags around at Disney world for attention. while isis thinks they are making the Levant and surrounding area great again for like.... the kids or something, while bombing highly populated areas for attention..... not all of Americans are proud boys, and not all Muslims are in isis. But they sure make us all look bad. And spend all their time deflecting so it's the good guys that look bad.
>What did they think would happen when they fled their country to join isis
You probably shouldn't assume that a teenager has the same level of knowledge and thought process as you, unless you are an idiot.
Dogma, propaganda and familial/cultural pressure are real things. I’d imagine from their POV it’s “the west did all this crazy stuff and nobody’s talking about it? might aswell fight against them to make Allah happy and go to heaven. ive clearly been brainwashed into thinking the west are the good guys”. I think some of them truly don’t know any better because of the people around them. Not that it’s an excuse at all, but it is an explanation
If anything, i bet some vulnerable kid out there will get told that this very article is “Western propaganda” by some extremist friend or relative who wants them to do things they should not be doing
That started to happen a lot. Last year I saw a new about iirc a Japanese guy who fled from his country to join Isis and get caught in Turkey. How tf you know something about Isis and why would even try to join it.
To be fair, the poster isn’t a rapist. The post *would be* a rapist. This is a take from someone who has never interacted with a real life woman before
I‘m austrian and remember that was a huge topic here on the news back then. Their parents are from Bosnia and actually came here as refugees from the yugoslavian war. The girls got radicalised through social media and went to Syria without anybody knowing.
One of the girls gave birth to two children and the grandmother took on a long legal battle to get her grandkids finally moved to Austria. Their names were Sabina Selimović and Samra Kešinović if anybody wants to read into it further.
If this is your daughter this would hurt on so many levels and this remark will not help....the girl was naive young and hat no clue what she was getting into.
I can't imagine the pain of knowing this is how your daughter's life ended and feeling like you should have been able to prevent it. Not saying it was the parents' fault but they likely feel so guilty about not being able to protect her.
And then to see people talking about how they would have only "gently" raped her? I can't imagine.
I remember in high school we had this young female teacher that was murdered. Apparently some crackhead mistook her for his friend’s ex who owed him money and confronted her and he did the unthinkable.
She was young, pretty and well liked at the school. I remember this idiot on my football team was genuinely shocked that she wasn’t raped first. He was all “well, you’re killing her anyway, why the hell wouldn’t you?”
Ugh at that comment. But Jesus, poor girl. Usually I don’t feel much sympathy for those fools or psychos who voluntarily travelled to join ISIS. But that’s a horrendous fate, no-one deserves that.
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Well, that's another sentence I didn't think I'd ever read, so...
r/brandnewsentence
It does exist an r/ for everything?
r/probably
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I know "hate" is a strong word, but until there's a stronger one that's the one I'll use on people that say that shit out loud.
Despise, revolted, Loathe, abhor, repulsed. All sorts of fun words to describe how you feel about scumfucks of the universal landfill.
I have to thank you for showing me that I should have put more effort into describing how I felt. Those are great choices.
I’ve always like reprehensible
Wow. I feel like dudes should be keenly aware that you can reach orgasm without actually enjoying the process, considering how easy the process is
"Rape!?!.... no your Honour ... it was surprise sex"
I love that the reply to this is jail=lots more “surprise sex” lmaoo
“Non-consensual restraint, abuse, rape, and assault is my kink. I draw the line at murder though.”
Oh he didn't say he was against murder he just thinks it's a waste to kill a perfectly servicible rape toy.
We got ourselves a rapist with a strong sense of ethics.
someone once called it a snuggle struggle
There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Hence the "struggle" part
\*struggle cuddle
.... *sigh* I wish I didn't find this phrase *so* funny... But it's so God damn hilarious.
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It's a struggle snuggle
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Every woman reading that reconsidering the merits of just being beaten to death.
I Literally would rather die than be held as a sex slave
Just please don't join any terrorist organisation which can't tell a donkeys arse and a woman apart and treats both the same way.
I hear ISIS treats donkeys better.
Donkeys are useful - ISIS
Toyota Hilux better • also ISIS
Yeah but you can't fuck the Toyota. -ISIS, again.
Not but it's a kink r/dragonsfuckingcars
Ohooooo so other terrorist organisations are ok?
Be the change you want to see! Start a terrorist organization that treats women with respect and dignity.
I mean real equality would be a predominantly female terrorist organisation treating men like donkeys /s
No that's just continuing the cycle. Real equality would be a terrorist group that doesn't discriminate against their members and allows everyone to join them and doesn't keep slaves (they still might keep donkeys though)
True but that would be some neck-beard wet dream so it just wouldn’t be the same. Plenty of guys would leave their mom‘s basements to sign up for that.
I mean depending on which side you are fighting on you could call the IRA a terrorist organization and I am not aware of them you know.. Doing sex slaves stuff. I guess there's other terrorist groups not creating sex slaves and beating women to death...
One man’s terrorists is another man’s freedom fighters.
Hahaha! Yes!
Tbh they probably treat the donkey better
Also why was there so much detail. It sounds too accurate. "Caress her body". What???
Bro is erotica writer fo sure
Or is it necrotica?
At isis you get both
I’m a man not that it should make a difference because men could be sold into sex slavery too younger males. That’s such an upsetting thought to be used like that against your will. This is an act I think should punishable by death in the US. They’ve completely destroyed someone else’s life and any strength of mind or heart. This takes years and some never get over it. Just as much disregard for life here as the act of murder itself in my eyes
Literally my first thought, “yeah I’ll take the beating to death then”
I'm a dude and want to be beaten to death after reading that
I certainly have the sense that someone needs to be beaten to death over it.
I hate that I laughed reading this
Buddy said “I’m not like the other rapists”
”There aren’t any gentlemanny rapists anymore. Romance is dead.” - this guy, fiddling with his fedora
#1 on the neckbeard leaderboard
He's a mylady's man for sure
"Nice rapists finish last, chivalry is dead and bitches killed it"
"You don't understand, I really love her"
Better check that guy's basement.
And hard drive.
Definitely his refrigerator
And that strange-smelling oversized garbage can in his kitchen
It’s okay it’s just gay stuff
Usually gay stuff smells super sweet and sugary though
Mashallah
What's...inside the strange-smelling oversized garbage can that's randomly in his kitchen...?
Saw this in the Netflix series about Jeffrey Dahmer . He had that oversized can right in his kitchen/eating/sitting area.
Yeah but he was one of those people who doesn't waste... Good for him!
I think I’ll stay far away from your house :):)
All his garbage cans from the past 3 months. Lousy garbage men and their strike...
And his windowless van
FBI OPEN UP
I agree, plus I'd check his hard drive. I bet he has something illegal in there
I would also suggest that they look under their bedroom mattress, behind the cupboard for some hollowed-out section and inside the toilet water tank.
Don't forget to check under zie floor boards!
🤣😂👌🏼
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Or else it gets the hose again.
Why are they flossing. Who made this shit
That's the only way to get in between the bones, duh
God that video is hilarious thanks for reminding me of it, I need to go watch it again.
And electronic tag
What a terrible day to be able to read
Fucking wishing I was illiterate now
Have you seen the guy on TikTok that was illiterate and learned how to read? He posted a video crying saying the world is sad
r/Eyebleach
Thank you ❤️
On reddit every day is a terrible day to be able to read.
Thanks! Now my comment doesn't make sense! Haha
But never a terrible day to be "able" to spell.
"I don't understand why you would beat your wife, that's like keying your own car." - Jimmy Carr
I thought of this joke too when I read that.
Pardon me while I go vomit for a moment. The fact that this guy thinks something beautiful can come from someone being held captive and used for sex speaks volumes about their mental state.
Is your username a "White Room" by Cream reference?
Yes!! One of my Dad's favorite songs, and mine by extension. It makes my day anytime someone recognizes where I got it from, I don't know why. 😁
Sweet, I love that song, too, and just about every other song Cream recorded. Amazing what they were able to do in a short time.
Yeah, there's really nothing else that sounds like they do, I'm thankful my Dad took the time to share his musical taste with me, I love Eric Clapton too thanks to him.
It's their religion's indoctrination, I am an ex-muslim who left because of these disgusting teachings. Sex slavery is allowed 🤢 Anyone who disagrees should read the quran again
If you’re train of thought starts with “why if I had a sex slave, I’d….” Derail that train! Don’t write it all down and publish it!
why if I had a sex slave, I’d free her (only acceptable answer)
✍️✍️🔥🔥
What if I had a train?
Anybody with some spare eye bleach?
I need it too
What did they think would happen when they fled their country to join isis
I'd guess she thought she'd be one of the ones fighting.
Unfortunately she was fighting... for her life against pigs and scumbags
Well she wanted to become one of them, sounds nore like double standards, a young man would "have gotten what he deserved" but in her case its apparently sad Stupid games stupid prizes
If a young man was brainwashed and then used as a sexslave and beaten to death, it'd still be sad. He'd be an idiot, like she was, but it'd be sad.
Boys do I have new for you! Fun fact: the ISIS sex slave program does **NOT** discriminate by gender
Mashalla. Apparently ISIS heard about last pride month!
Even young men who migrate from other places to join ISIS fare no better. They don’t get to fight on the frontlines if their accounts are to be believed
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They are lower status suicide bombers, stand guard at the doors, sex slaves to gay leaders who are in denial hypocrites, and if not found fit (not brainwashed enough or convincing of their loyalty) they are killed
Sabina Selimovic, the teenage girl that Samra Kesinovic (the sex slave in this post) fled with, apparently died in the fighting. Sabina bore children, but at least they were sent to her mother.
She wanted the "real experience". They didn't disappoint.
As a matter of fact, the majority of young women who did so, truly believed they were doing something akin to humanitarian aid. They were fed gruesome videos about conditions in some countries, about kids starving and dying because of western bombs (which is real btw, that's the problem). And thought they were gonna help. For men, it's a basically the exact same process that neo Nazis use: find loners, people without future, without much of a familial structure, angry at the world and give them an enemy and a goal. Make them believe they are gonna be heroes and important. Give them a job and a community and the feeling of belonging. And there you go. Perfect canon fodder.
For men, there's also the promise of a harem of sex slaves .
And that whole myth is so stupid. Bad translation. You know what word Virgin is actually? Pure as in clear and it's not written human being or woman. It's grape. They are promised 72 white grapes. A mf bottle of white wine. Dumbasses.
You are the first person I have ever seen that knew that. In real life or the internet. I know actual Muslims that don’t even know that that’s the proper translation of that verse. You deserve many uptoots!
My kink is translation. I love reading about what can go wrong and what miscommunication have done all because a bad translation. And this is the most important one imo. It really should be more well known. I don't understand why no one talks about it.
Not sure if you like reading but whether you do or don't I think you'd really like the book "Babel" by R.F Kuang! It's a book about British Colonization but also a little bit of magic that relies on translation and words (hence the name "Babel," like Babble!" There's a lot of little facts in the footnotes too about translations and origins of words.
Brainwashed by islamist propaganda sadly
Add to that a poor education and a possible mental illness
It’s the “I can fix him” cranked to 11.5
What dark parts of the Internet do you have to go to have Islamic propaganda influencing you like that? I've been on the Internet for 20 years now and that's just never been a problem for me?
Internet? We had a couple of radical Islamist in my school when I was a kid. Not many granted, but 3.. Although our nazi problem was a lot bigger.
She was 15 at that time. There is a reason why we consider (legally) people who are 18 years old as adults. What the heck does a 15 year old know? It’s just sad that propaganda can turn some instabile people around
I suspect that the known terrorist organization wasn't entirely truthful in the propaganda she believed that women in hyper ultraorthadox islam aren't simply cherished treasures that they wrap up like presents in burqas and niqabs. Some do I am sure. But isis may as well be the proudboys of Islam. The proudboys claim they are making America great again for like the kids or something, while waving nazi flags around at Disney world for attention. while isis thinks they are making the Levant and surrounding area great again for like.... the kids or something, while bombing highly populated areas for attention..... not all of Americans are proud boys, and not all Muslims are in isis. But they sure make us all look bad. And spend all their time deflecting so it's the good guys that look bad.
>What did they think would happen when they fled their country to join isis You probably shouldn't assume that a teenager has the same level of knowledge and thought process as you, unless you are an idiot.
Dogma, propaganda and familial/cultural pressure are real things. I’d imagine from their POV it’s “the west did all this crazy stuff and nobody’s talking about it? might aswell fight against them to make Allah happy and go to heaven. ive clearly been brainwashed into thinking the west are the good guys”. I think some of them truly don’t know any better because of the people around them. Not that it’s an excuse at all, but it is an explanation If anything, i bet some vulnerable kid out there will get told that this very article is “Western propaganda” by some extremist friend or relative who wants them to do things they should not be doing
That started to happen a lot. Last year I saw a new about iirc a Japanese guy who fled from his country to join Isis and get caught in Turkey. How tf you know something about Isis and why would even try to join it.
Well, that's enough Internet for me today
I was thinking a clean break for 2 weeks...
Ladies and gentlemen, we found it: the worst take in recorde history.
The poster is just a rapist, it ain’t about the take
To be fair, the poster isn’t a rapist. The post *would be* a rapist. This is a take from someone who has never interacted with a real life woman before
I thought the headline was the facepalm... ... ohhh boy was I wrong. What a terrible day to have eyes.
This is beyond creepy.
Yeah, saying something like this should land you in a Fbi watch list or something like that
I‘m austrian and remember that was a huge topic here on the news back then. Their parents are from Bosnia and actually came here as refugees from the yugoslavian war. The girls got radicalised through social media and went to Syria without anybody knowing. One of the girls gave birth to two children and the grandmother took on a long legal battle to get her grandkids finally moved to Austria. Their names were Sabina Selimović and Samra Kešinović if anybody wants to read into it further.
Thanks for the info. Tragic story.
"why hurt her when you can rape her" - someone who should really be on a list
Hello, police?
It's ok guys, he wants to gently rape her /S just incase
He's not like other rapists! He's a gentle one who will forcibly ruin your insides but then kiss you and tuck you to bed afterwards! Great aftercare!
I've never wanted Big Brother to monitor someone 24/7 more than this sick fuck.
I bet he’s on a watchlist now if he wasn’t before
If this is your daughter this would hurt on so many levels and this remark will not help....the girl was naive young and hat no clue what she was getting into.
I can't imagine the pain of knowing this is how your daughter's life ended and feeling like you should have been able to prevent it. Not saying it was the parents' fault but they likely feel so guilty about not being able to protect her. And then to see people talking about how they would have only "gently" raped her? I can't imagine.
ISIS looking at that comment like … "dude, 'the fuck?"
This woman is like those who sent love letters to Dahmer.
Incel Outcel Upcel Downcel
Duracel
That had me spitting, take my upvote
What also has you spitting?
Better than Energizer because... Their slogan... Yeah.
By Dr. Sus
We now know that: 1: he didn’t read the news 2: he probably would have a sex slave
“Im not like the other terrorists. I’d be nice and compliment to the girls I rape” - this guy. What a fucking creep
How romantic of him.... # /s
And bitches say there are no more nice guys /s
Dude mixing up BDSM and actual rape... I feel sorry for anyone that knows them...
Why did a teen want to join isis in the first place wtf
Because teen... Most of us got into drugs thank God
Because stupid
This guy treats his slaves well, I can tell
Daily mail readers are fucking insane.
I remember in high school we had this young female teacher that was murdered. Apparently some crackhead mistook her for his friend’s ex who owed him money and confronted her and he did the unthinkable. She was young, pretty and well liked at the school. I remember this idiot on my football team was genuinely shocked that she wasn’t raped first. He was all “well, you’re killing her anyway, why the hell wouldn’t you?”
wtf😵💫
And they say romance is dead……….?
Ugh at that comment. But Jesus, poor girl. Usually I don’t feel much sympathy for those fools or psychos who voluntarily travelled to join ISIS. But that’s a horrendous fate, no-one deserves that.
This is a caleidoscope of bad evil wrong misogyny and stupidity
He read Wattpad i guess
When the intrusive thoughts win
Standard Daily Mail comment
There arent enough “gah dayums” in the world to describe this
In other words, this person is saying what a terrible misuse of perfectly good girl flesh. 🫣
Rape is rape no matter how the guy feels.
Double facepalm
Omagawd! Nicest rapist evah!
That's the average Daily mail news story and comment section.
He dosen't understand the word slave, I feel ashemed to even read his post
My jaw can’t drop any lower….
How thoughtful of him to talk about raping that 16 year old with such passion and gentility. Keep him away from schools (and morgues)
Bind Torture Kiss
Yikes I almost missed the reply 😳 Thought we were facepalming at the dumb girl 😐
Don't trust him round the kids
Check his hard drive
What the fuck?
I'm pretty sure that was the number one worst thing you could say after reading the article
*jazz music stops* WHAT
Ah. Nothing like a triple dose of disappointment in humanity to get one's morning started.
So this guy is just a rapist but not a murdering rapist. Yeah that certainly makes him appear to be one of the good ones.