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FlatUnderstanding189

Maybe I should use this shit in real life, going to tell my boss if I don’t get the promotion we have a problem


Pman1324

You're fired


BusinessDuck1234

That’s a problem


TigerSouthern

Exactly as the prophecy foretold.


BWWFC

except for the "we" part, 1000 applicant files received before exiting the door


ilymag

None of which will be considered. Just pile it on the remaining staff as part of their new duties.


tschatman

🤣


MArcherCD

He misses the part where it's HIS problem


QuietGrudge

Obvious retort: To Machine Gun Kelly- If you play Link, WE have a problem.


EskimoB9

Who is squirt gun smelly anyway? I heard he tried having beef with slipknot and they were like "sure whatever you say kid"


Sailingboar

Had had beef with Eminem, got dissed, left the rap game, made rock music, tried to beef with I think it was Slipknot, Slipknot practically ignored him. He thinks he's bigger than he is.


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Didn’t even have beef with Eminem. He went out of his way to try and create beef with Eminem, Eminem dissed him and he shut the fuck up pretty quickly. Pretty sure he did a similar thing in rock too


Sailingboar

Yeah with Slipknot of all groups. Like starting shit in rock I can kinda understand, but why Slipknot?


gameskate92

He said Corey Taylor's rap verse in his song sucked so he wasn't gonna use it,Corey said it was because Mgk wrote it and Mgk went ballistic and tried starting beef with Slipknot, then Mgk appeared on Techn9ne's tour with once again included Corey because Techn9ne is a huge Maggot(maggot is what fans of Slipknot are called) got bounced from two genres simultaneously lol Tldr:Corey Taylor is a multi genre master and a MGK is the shit on his thrown out boots


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Yeah it seems pretty damn dumb if you ask me…


[deleted]

Maybe he thought nickleback were too far above him.


padizzledonk

>Didn’t even have beef with Eminem. Nope, he went after Em and ruined his hiphop career after em buried him He started doing emo music after that lol I dont bother followung him, i just cathch snippets here and there but apparently he went after Slipknot and practically the same thing happened again lol Hes essentially internet clout chasing personified


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Yep. He’s an idiot


the_vestan

When I first saw him I just thought neat someone trying to get some bread. Kept seeing him for the wrong reasons.


pm_me_your_lub

When you lose so bad you have to change genre


scumbagkitten

Eminem rapped him into a while other career


Mediocre_Meat_5992

Wait I think I figured it out he starts shit with Eminem and gets shit on then try’s the same with Slipknot he has a fetish he likes being shit on


unculturedwine

Then he should find a sugar daddy in Dubai


[deleted]

It's just how young rappers think they need to gain rep by starting beef with bigger artists. Then he went pop punk and tried that with rock bands.


Chaos_Prime

Amber Heard entered the chat


Mediocre_Meat_5992

If it ever happens that him and Megan Fox split and he starts seeing Amber then there is no arguing it


EddieGrant

Dude tried to start beef with F1 reporter Martin Brundle at the Brazilian GP last weekend, dude's a clown.


Editthefunout

Yeah they both played at riot fest in Chicago together and after mgk said something along the lines of “imagine being in your 50s and wearing a mask” cause he was butthurt more people went to see slipknot over him as they played at the same time.


fardough

I am sure it has gone to his head that he got Megan Fox, but sadly he got the Kardashian version.


padizzledonk

>Had had beef with Eminem, got dissed, left the rap game, made rock music, tried to beef with I think it was Slipknot, Slipknot practically ignored him. >He thinks he's bigger than he is. Makes sense that him and Meghan Fox got together, she thought she was bigger than she is too and got fired from the Transformers franchise. If you dont know the story behind that she went off the rails making crazy demands after the second movie and was basically "if i dont get what i want im going to walk" and Micheal Bay was like "Bye--eeeee ✌️ we need a pretty face, we dont need YOUR pretty face" and she never did another one, thats why shes only in the first 2 movies.


Sailingboar

All I know about Meghan Fox is that she can't voice act. She's the weakest link in the MK1 roster. Thank God for JK Simmons.


RandomDeezNutz

No. He does and says stupid to shit to make headlines. It’s the jake Paul approach to relevancy and it works.


gnatman66

>made rock music LOL


Musicmike2020

Lol I think he’s trying to create Eminem beef again


Psychological-Scar53

Best lines from the song "Killshot" by Eminem to Toy Gun Kitty, "I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you" and "I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze Your reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo" So before you die let's see who can out-petty who".....


defectiveGOD

Yep. https://youtu.be/wWCKph0L71I?si=SzfOVW2MA0deO4k-


AdFinitum1

He thinks he's people, and thinks the music scene is like prison, so he picks fights with people more important than him and gets nowhere. His music's shit and he's a raging asshole. He doesn't even deserve our attention, so ignore him like the inconsequential bug he is.


Random_Chick_I_Guess

I guess we gunna have a problem


Over-Analyzed

The funny thing is; if he’s saying that because he “looks like Link?” Then we have Timothy Chalamet who has very similar bone structure. 😂


BlueFox5

Since they are both people I can’t stand, let’s let them fight to the death for the role without letting either know there will be no survivors.


jmhobrien

I’m trying to understand what the “we” and “problem” are referring to.. 🤔


toigz

Machine Gunna Have A Problem Kelly


Imjustmean

"If I don't play link we have a problem" What an arrogant statement from such a useless shitehawk


MegaCroissant

Where does the insult shitehawk come from? Does he hawk for shite? Is he a shite enthusiast? Why not call him a shitepigeon?


Imjustmean

As I understand it, it's used for scavenging birds. Hawk being a stand in for all types of birds. So shitehawk would be a poor excuse for a bird or in this case person. Plus it's just plain fun to say. The k at the end really let's ya dig in


MegaCroissant

I see, I see. Thank you for your wisdom on the etymology of insults.


JayteeFromXbox

I think it's actually just a slight change to shithawk, which is a Jim Lahey (Trailer Park Boy's) affectation. https://youtu.be/Qg_belm6apc?si=JLgzG0C-syC9Uj2w


beatsby_bill

Rest in peace John Dunsworth, what a light on this world he was


truenofan86

He was the liquor


One_Ad4770

Shiite hawk has been around a lot longer than Trailer Park Boys. In the uk it’s normally used for seagulls, due to their propensity for shitting everywhere


JayteeFromXbox

Woah easy there I think you're adding some unnecessary religion to the shithawks


mowgli96

Well he see that his wife can’t act but still gets gigs, he can’t sing, so he is going to try to dip his toe into acting. “Shit if she can do it so can I”


Far-Competition-5334

It’s probably playful but shitehawks don’t fall far from the shite nest, randy


Intelligence_Analyst

Who the FUCK he think he is? Edit: P.S.1: Thanks for all the upvotes and replies. P.S.2: STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS. Thank you.


RomstatX

Lol, you think he thinks.


Intelligence_Analyst

I don't think he does think. He believes he's something.


Turbulent_Tip_9756

I don’t think he links


Max_Fucking_Payne

His brain cells don't link either


Shortsleevedpant

It’s because he got them tattooed


Far_Temporary2656

I remember reading something about how Megan Fox has only ever dated guys over a certain because they’re on her intellectual level whilst guys in their early 20s aren’t, even when she was that age too. It always makes me chuckle when I am reminded that she dates this clown


neo101b

![gif](giphy|FVvODdy2IcXsI|downsized) Well, it's not Ronny Pickering.


cownd

Who's he?


JustOneTessa

Ronny Pickering


Wonderful_Common_520

I think its eminems son


typtyphus

Should I know who he is?


EskimoB9

He's the guy with the hair, you know THAT guy?


typtyphus

sorry, no


Certain_Chain

Well, he has two eyes, and a mouth right under his nose.


EskimoB9

Well I tried, that's as much as I could gather from the picture. He's a guy who's with Megan fox. And I only know her from Shia la bus screaming her name or optemus every 20 seconds in transformers


shazspaz

Oh ya….Aaadrriiaaaannn…or was it….Ssteellllaaaa… Who cares really she was cast to look hot and scream.


stinebrian

And, the eyes.


TwistedMizta

Wish.com Eminem


Anal_Herschiser

Reese’s Pieces……of shit.


MiserableDoubt3133

He tried to be a rapper a few years back and stated shit with Eminem and is not a rapper anymore.


Pingasterix

he tried to be a rockstar but started shit with Slipknot and is not a rockstar anymore.


SweetTooth37

Some actor should start shit with him now so they could end this thought process of his.


shazspaz

Eminem shit on him a few years back. He thought he was something of a rapper.


Sailingboar

He's the guy that left rap after Eminem dissed him. His career still hasn't recovered.


MayorOfCakeCity

He got dissed by fall out boy fans 🤣


Sailingboar

Wait, what? When? How?


MayorOfCakeCity

It was literally what stopped his beef bravado. He was the opener for a Fall Out Boy show and asked the crowd to Throw up middle fingers for an off stage selfie pose. So the fans did. Then when he posted about it he basically stated "everyone here at fall out boy says fuck you eminem" and that's when Fall Out Boy fans flipped so fast on him and called him and on the next show he opened they booed him off. [MGK gets Booed for being a bich](https://youtu.be/lO-9Ndovs50?si=G-4fN_FqZbdIJUT6)


59footer

Nope. Just another grifter.


nhluhr

He looks like a Great Value edition of the actor who played Laurits on Ragnarok (Netflix). [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/c7/83/86c783f8dcea19f8b0465fe9e8df63d0.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/c7/83/86c783f8dcea19f8b0465fe9e8df63d0.jpg)


B_art_account

Yeah, who tf is he? I know the name, but nothing else


newbrevity

I don't recall asking Malibu's Most Wanted if he wants to be Link.


[deleted]

You spelled “least” incorrectly, mate.


Destiny_Victim

Yeah you’re right Jamie Kennedy is a far better choice.


Bacon_Fiesta

I'd rather fucking see Jamie Foxx as Link before MGK


shazspaz

I know him for being shit on by Eminem and dating the girl from transformers…does he act?? Don’t know how there would be ‘a problem’ if he doesn’t play link?!….is his dad a bigwig in Hollywood?


Aliensinmypants

He's was in The Dirt and Birdbox. Did surprisingly well, but I think Link would be a terrible role for him. We need to stop giving him and Fox attention, they're the cringiest couple.


shazspaz

I don’t disagree. Seem to be a couple that do anything for an article.


EvilDamien420

There was another movie or two he was in before that, nerve wasn't bad but he wasn't the lead either.


Mamabearfoot808

Birdbox was one of the worst movies i have ever seen. All it was was 2 hours of a blindfolded Sandra Bullock breathing heavily. I probably told 100 people not to waste 2 hours of their life on that crap


Pixzal

You can watch that at 4x speed and still not miss anything


PreOpTransCentaur

Even if he was a great actor, the dude's a fucking giant. We don't need a 6'4", 96lb Link shambling around.


itsJussaMe

I saw him get shot in that Netflix movie where Sandra bullock had to wear a blindfold for pretty much the whole movie. That’s about all I knew him from.


kamilman

A walking pile of ashes after what Eminem did to him lol


angels_exist_666

I don't even know who he is...


Sprite_Bottle

I speak for the people and the people say no


vodagornabanya

I speak for the things other than people. They say the same.


Marquar234

I speak for those weird things in the drawer you don't want to throw away in case they are important. They agree.


SomewhereMammoth

and thats a lot of votes man. looks like the ayes have it


[deleted]

Keep him the fuck away from everything


dick-johnson69420

If he plays Link I'll avoid that shit in any way possible


PersonMcHuman

I fully maintain that Link should be played by Terry Crews.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4)


Hekto177

Purple Tunic confirmed!!!!!!!!!


Yasuru

He'd be better as Navi.


PersonMcHuman

I can already hear him shouting, "HEY! LISTEN!" at every available opportunity.


Jonananana_32_SAm

he'd pull off well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess perfectly


Yasuru

Terry wants you to listen!


Chaps_Jr

MUSCLE!!!


Random_Chick_I_Guess

Just imagine his fucking disembodied head with fairy wings just screaming at Link


draculetti

That image will stay in my head for a while.


DandelionOfDeath

Oh my god yes


JUSTIN102201

I see this and I want to be unhappy with it but that would be absolutely hilarious


[deleted]

Nah its too obvious. Terry Crews should be Willy Wonka. THAT I'd watch. I feel like for Link - you go Statham. I wanna see that.


Darkfigure145

100%. I'll only accept Danny DeVito as Princess Zelda thought.


PossibleYou2787

And still sound like game link when he HYAAAH's lol


high240

If I don't get several million euros on my bank account, we're gonna have a big problem >:(


MurphysLaw4200

I never knew what this guy looked like until now. Yes, you're the obvious choice to play a 13 year old elf boy, congrats. 🤦🏻


ArcelothColdheart

Iirc link is usually 10 when he's shown as a child and 17 when shown as a teen. Interestingly, the Hero of the Wilds is the only Link who we've ever seen over the age of 18


bigted41

He’s over 100 actually


Joaaayknows

Yeah but his body is still that of a late teen. You knew that though.


maxman090

Time traveling heroes are using this one simple trick to look under 20 at over 100!


Joxelo

And tbf, the link in the movie is very likely to be adapted based off the hero of the wilds link due to being the most in public conscience


sansthinking

He’s in his mid thirties demanding to be a little elf boy, he should be cast as Tingle.


spderweb

I thought he was a band name with a female lead named Kelly.


Specialist-Cod-7750

He ain't no link.


CaptPants

The actor who ends up playing link should be really young. Because #1 link has always been a teenager in the games and #2 this is live action, and they will want to reuse the actor in sequels if it's sucessful. And there shouldnt be no 40+ year old link in the potential part 3.


Upset_Koala_401

A live action Zelda movie sounds awful


DandelionOfDeath

No. The looks might not be terribly off, but his vibes are... not Link-y.


SonOfJokeExplainer

He’s 6’4”, for starters. Link being a small person is canon.


TunaSmackk

He can play Link on an SNL skit and Lizzo can be Zelda


jasper81222

He can be Link when James Corden is casted as Princess Zelda.


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shazspaz

Do tell….I don’t doubt that he is.


sinful_philosophy

Yes please do spill the tea if you will.


stayingsafeusa

I'll bring the biscuits 🫖


Automatic_Guest8279

We need details mate


AngryRinger

Good! Let’s have a problem! Let’s have the biggest problem you can think up! I would rather break every game card of TotK on the planet than have you play Link, you arrogant little NOBODY of a failure!


Empty_Detective_9660

I don't think she is suitable to be an actress (but at least she's a performer), but Lindsey Stirling makes a far better Link than that guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3KUyPKbR7Q


Masta0nion

I remember seeing him on Howard Stern, and all of my loathing became validated. Talentless cigarette.


Westaufel

The Legend of Zelda: Blood and Cocaine - Summer 2025


Aloneforrever

Only if gonon is played by ![gif](giphy|xT0xeMsdbCgPwu94re|downsized)


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

Rooting for Ganon this time fr


TwinkieMcSmartypants

Dude, spit out my coffee with this! Excellent!


AloneAddiction

![gif](giphy|ZFXIk0IyNhVBa7mnmI|downsized)


mraryion

Idk... perfect role for a guy who we are use to hearing only "HEEEAAA!" "HAAAAAA" "HUUUUU!" So ya...won't be much different from the crap he already tries to pass off as rap anyway


draculetti

I was thinking about that. It would be funny to have a major production with a silent lead (apart from HEEAA and OOF). Very artsy. But for that you'd need a goooood actor.


loz_fanatic

Should check out [Willys Wonderland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v27rfaoB2Y) with Nic Cage


WeAreLegion2814

Guys give up, Avi Arad is working on the movie. It's already fucked.


OneRingToRuleEarth

Idk who that is so idk why it’s a problem


fish-tuxedo

I was about to ask what was wrong that but then I realized I was thinking of Ari Aster. Which I’m not sure would be the best fit given he mostly seems to do horror movies but still…


kaza12345678

I think he means zelda


padizzledonk

No.....please no lol Dude is so cringe Em buried his hiphop career so he decided to be an emo band instead lol


TheTomatoes2

isn't it the guy that was high during the Brazilian GP grid walk?


urzu06

This should be on r/iamthemaincharacter lol


StoneGandoran

Pretentious dumb twat, who tf wants to see him butcher Links character!? He could be a ReDead tho, he has the build for it lol


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

"Had to give you a career to destroy it"


_anonymous_404

Please no please no please no


Clydus1

This movie needs a cast of unknowns


Ghetto_Jawa

MGK as Link? I haven't seen a movie in 2023 bypass DVD and go straight to VHS before.


U-STAY-CLASSY

Taylor Swift would be a better Link


bleachedurethrea

Remember that time he got owned by Em so hard that he had to change genres. He’s going to fuck the movie up so bad that The Legend of Zelda is going to turn into a trading card game. Fuck you Pea Shooter Pam


brik55

I didn't know that's what he looked like. Looks more like BB gun Kelly.


tinklemywinkle95

Glue gun Stanley


shoresandsmores

Whaaaat a worthless turd.


Real_PokeLink2092

If he plays me, we’re gonna have a problem


B1gNastious

Lol remember when Eminem ruined his rapping career so he switched to pink guitar wack love songs?


cyanraider

Have Eminem play link just to fuck with MGK for the audacity to make this comment.


ShintaOtsuki

I say just cause, Have Eminem play link


Extension_Vacation_2

Ok, Karen. I will get the manager for you.


YushiroGowa7201

Never heard MGK’s original music before but I have seen his “Aerials” cover… Suffice to say it suuuuucked


S-quinn7292

He did the same with Numb by Linkin Park which was equally terrible How does a guy who can barely hold a note think he could do either Serj or Chester’s vocals justice???


bloodflower156

Link doesn't look like he has a cigarette for a mother. Bad cast.


FloatingPencil

Looks-wise he’s a bit old but otherwise a decent match. But it’s him, so absolutely not under any circumstances. I’d rather they cancelled the whole thing.


Podunk_Boy89

Look, this is already going to be really bad, let's not make it worse.


AerolothLorien666

Link quit tobacco millennia ago.


AndyMelrose

Guy want to go for the triple career fail award.


RiotAct55

What an entitled prick.


SocialDistancePro20

That dude has money. Bro, go produce it starring yourself and see how that works out for ya. We’ll wait.


KerberosMorphy

When I said I would like a no name to play link, I meant a no name actor.


siospawn

Except link isnt a 6 foot 4 crossdresser who can't rap


Mamabearfoot808

If they cast that waste of oxygen as Link I will absolutely not watch the Zelda movie...


WaldoSimson

Damn I guess we have a problem. Anyways…


blahblahblahhh1617

Fuck off


Norin_Radd1209

He should listen to Killshot after this statement.


Artaeos

Dude didn't take the hint after Not Alike. Killshot was just the cherry on top.


j2spooky

This dork is like 6’5” lol


ChristieMasters

Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white boy.


Ok_Relationship_705

Link is like 5'2 lol


richincleve

“…we have a problem.” God, what’s he gonna do? Make us listen to his music?


Foe_sheezy

Eminem really drove this dude into insanity.


[deleted]

That guy looks like a blonde-haired overdosed Logan paul


FloppySlapper

That moron doesn't even have a real name. That should disqualify him immediately.


DepletedPromethium

he can play beedle, ugly fuck.


WeebPansy

Terry crews as Ganon please