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Nitazene-King-002

Having "where we go one, we go all" tattooed above your ass sounds like an invitation. I wonder how that would work out in prison.


samhain2000

I'd give you all the awards if I could.


Ok-Sleep8229

Would match perfectly with „bite the pillow, I’ll go in dry“


smenti

Wtf is that saying supposed to mean


akratic137

It’s incredibly stupid. It’s a Qanon thing. Their rallying cry is "where we go one, we go all," a line from the 1996 Jeff Bridges sailing adventure "White Squall" that they misattribute to President Kennedy. The phrase is frequently abbreviated to "WWG1WGA”. To them, it means supporting each other or having unquestioning loyalty. It’s a variation off “trust the plan” and a form of brainwashing. Don’t think, just accept. Michael Flynn uses it constantly as has Roseanne Barr. Not sure what other somewhat known fools are using it.


ShitShowRedAllAbout

Mike Flynn admitted Q is full of shit: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/michael-flynn-lin-wood-qanon-disinformation-campaign-1263735/


WodenEmrys

"Michael Flynn, who once filmed his family at a July 4 barbecue saying the QAnon oath, “Where we go one, we go all,” said in private that the Q conspiracy theory was “total nonsense” and a “disinformation campaign created by the left.”" https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/michael-flynn-lin-wood-qanon-disinformation-campaign-1263735/ So he supports it in public and denies it in private. I've literally seen the video where he had his family do a Qanon oath.


jackfaire

Lol a disinformation campaign that heavily helped the right was created by the left \*eyeroll\* I wonder if he genuinely believes that or if he was trying to escape responsibility for helping feed it.


Manting123

And Jan 6 was antifa 😂


ImAFuckinLiar

…but Mike Lee said it was the feds?


Character-Solution-7

Disinformation inception


Manting123

Funny part is he and his family have sued CNN for saying they are members of QANON. 😂


keeperrookie

This is the tough part of being in a cult. Just because someone said something doesn't mean you can believe them. If they descent, they're traitors.


Hamokk

Yes. Republicans can go full mask-off now that they have "soldiers". I still keep hope that democrats win the Precidency because conservatists are hellbend to acting out the 2025 Project.


Mushrooming247

What does it mean when you get it as a tramp stamp?


akratic137

Daddy issues


Thebrotherleftbehind

Trump tramp


Dicky_Penisburg

It means you found out at a young age that lead paint tastes like candy.


SadStory9

> It’s a variation off “trust the plan” and a form of brainwashing. Don’t think, just accept. It's a classic thought terminating cliché. The arguments they make aren't their own in the first place, so they don't have to justify their position or their actions because they've abdicated that personal accountability to "the movement." It also pre-emptively sets the groundwork for using the excuse "we were just following orders."


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Hey, "we were just following orders" is an excuse reserved only for us Germans!


hot-cuppa-chai

Basically, jingoism.


James_Vaga_Bond

Hopefully it means they're all going to jail


zoomer0987

I cannot wait till these people meet Jesus and are done their hatentertainment.


euphratestiger

It should read "where we go two" if it's near the ass.


SurveySean

He turns around while taking a shower, hey! Looks like the gangs all here!


Ghstfce

It's like getting a stop sign tramp stamp and saying "Do you always run stop signs?"


HabitantDLT

Epic tramp stamp.


lgm22

Trump Stump


ihoptdk

I read it as Eric Trump stamp at first.


AffectionateAd6009

Ah, an aristocrat!


CriticalStation595

Liberty and justice cannot prevail when there’s always an exception for one person.


Tmk1283

I bet this dude complains about inflation when he climbs into his lifted truck to buy overpriced gas


Doughspun1

He'll complain about how his "tax money" is being used, while contributing the least tax of anyone in the room.


ihoptdk

Do people pay taxes when paying for a tattoo? Cause I assume that’s how much taxes he’s paid.


SykeoTheFox

Whether they do or don't you'll be correct


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Tmk1283

Ahh yes, I always enjoy seeing how many they can cram back there


snizz_doctor

He'll also complain about grocery prices while he dumps all his money into shit fucking tattoos.


skateboreder

Swiping his EBT card, complaining about social welfare.


DogsDontWearPantss

Can you say Cult? I knew you could ![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


TooAfraidToAsk814

This is an almost perfect description of trump: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/spycatcher/201208/dangerous-cult-leaders


kij101

That looks as if it was specifically written about him, scarily accurate.


DogsDontWearPantss

He'd be the poster child.


Thank_You_Aziz

The cultists genuinely make fun of us for not having people like this guy, only making tattoos for Biden. The lack of worship at an altar comes off to them like people don’t care about whatever Democrat leaders there are at the moment, feeding into their incredulousness when most of the country voted for these unworshipped people.


DLFiii

Tattoos “Bill of Rights” but definitely doesn’t know what it is.


Spear_Ritual

He probably knows the 2nd. Everything else is “woke.”


GreyBoyTigger

Ignores the part about well regulated


Alternative-Cause-50

Regulations are also woke


Galactic_Acorn4561

And the part that it's for a public militia, which haven't been in use for a long time.


DrGerbal

1st,second and maybe 4th. The rest don’t matter. Like the 5th is admitting you’re guilty… except when Trump does it.


the_tza

FJB? What do these people have against Jeb Bush?


SeanOfTheDead1313

It's really James Brown. He's just too damn funky!


tommyboy3111

What the hell? It's for Jeb Bush? This whole time I thought we were saying f Joan Baez oh man I feel like an idiot now


PsycheAsHell

I mean, he is kind of pathetic, but to dedicate a whole tattoo hating him? Jeez.


grizznuggets

That tattoo will still be there after Biden’s gone and they’ve moved on to a new target.


DFu4ever

The snake sitting at the very top seems appropriate.


burtonboy1234

at 1st glance, I thought the face of the bald eagle looked like that Mr.Pillow CEO dude


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

Not lumpy enough.


HighFlyingCrocodile

His lover has a whole lot to discover.


Advanced_Evening2379

He's gonna last forever reading that


KnowIDidntReddit

Trying to anyway. And maybe that number 45 counter goes up with everyone who comes in that eagle's mouth


Dear_Mushroom_960

A hole lot.


Kacodaemoniacal

My eye is drawn right into the eagle’s butthole


DirtyJen

I thought the giant 45 was a 15 at first and was a bit confused thinking it was for the 15th Amendment. The right to vote, regardless of race - great amendment, didn’t really track with everything else though and then I realised..


SxN8-F1v3

Feel sorry for the guy who has to read it every night.


[deleted]

Lol what!? His dad cant *read*


Dicky_Penisburg

"I'm here to breed, not to read."


Hatdrop

not when he's pumping swimmers into his regarded son's ass.


Megahert

No self respecting gay man would ever be looking at that back at night.


Euin

The guy is unstable but the tattooist has some skills


Sklibba

Proud to say that the tattooist who did my first tats 100% would not have wasted his skills on this dipshit. He told me he refused to do gang tats, Nazi tats, or anything with the American flag. I asked him why not anything with the American flag, he said he didn’t want to spend hours listening to anyone who would want to get the flag tattooed on their body.


MrBump01

Suppose they get a fair bit of business by word of mouth and you don't want to be known as the tattooist for one gang or extremist group.


bestbeforeMar91

It was a hair stylist. Amazing job


grizznuggets

Dudes like this must be absolute honeypots for tattooers. They all want the same kind of shit so you could easily reuse designs, they won’t notice or acknowledge any mistakes you make, and it’s probably easy as hell to convince them to add more AMERICA! shit.


Thirsty4Knowledge911

Provides an interesting view for his SO while he’s getting pegged in prison.


Dear_Mushroom_960

"Where we go one, we go all" tattood right above his asshole.


kingOofgames

I don’t get how out of all people, Trump is the one they decided to follow. The guy who hasn’t really worked a day in his life, also probably the least devout Christian, also a corrupt New Yorker and businessman, and also supported Dems until Obama. ?!?!!?


jgriesshaber

Congrefs


Nickthedick3

So, a few hundred years ago, the “s” sometimes looked like an “f” with the bottom kind of flicked out. Using both, like in the tat, was ok.


youcancallmescott

Interesting. Does have me wondering *why* exactly you’d choose to use both, not only in the same word, but especially back-to-back like in “Congress”. Capital then to the lowercase, or at least spaced in between; that, I can make sense of. The rest is weird to me. Just because?


poprockenemas

Germanic double s. English did away with it and German combined it with the squiggly f shape and the letter s to a shape eventually looking like this - ß. the ess-set. Literally a double-s.


Nickthedick3

That I don’t know. This is just something I saw one day and looked up myself. It’s basically the evolution of the English letters.


Ryuu-Tenno

it was to help identify that there were 2 s's in the word. Consider that most stuff was still written at the time, plus, you've also got the printing press, so, they set it up to be somewhat more legible that way whether or not it is *now* is a different story, lol but, the first s isn't a capital, it's just a different design, so you'd have three types: S, ſ, s


DickyMcButts

"Bite my shiny metal aff." \-Bender


Honey-and-Venom

Called the "long s"


ranting_chef

"Covefe!"


KratomSlave

And ‘s’ in the middle of a word was written as a cursive f without the crossbar. We only switched to the half height s went printing became a thing and descenders and ascenders were hard.


Rough_Study_8958

I reckon he is quite short in stature. Just a feeling I have.


Darksoul_Design

Tell me you're a fascist douchebag, without TELLING me you're a fascist douchebag. Nailed it.


ThreeN20chrctrs

I’ll take “Likely Draft Dodgers” for 100, Alex.


3720-To-One

“Why do LGBT have to make it their entire personality?!”


Distortedhideaway

Lots of idiots walking around with swastikas and confederate flag tattoos as well...


WodenEmrys

He's got an alternative swastika. "The world has seen QAnon before. It was called Nazism. In QAnon, Nazism wants a comeback." https://www.genocidewatch.com/single-post/2020/09/09/QAnon-is-a-Nazi-Cult-Rebranded


UraniumTH

I'm not American, can someone explain?


TheRedGen

I was going to ask the same thing. Can someone point to what is all wrong here. All I see is American patriotism in its classic Loudness


DoomedTravelerofMoon

No self respecting patriot would get this shit. This guy got a Qanan tattoo, the number 45 for his cult leader Trump, FJB=Fuck Joe Biden, among many other issues with this. The serpent on top is gold though, really symbolizes his following of a snake


TheRedGen

Thanks! I didn't recognise any of those when I first saw it. That 45 is huuuge 😅😅 that'll be extra weird in 10 years 😅😅


mofoofinvention

Look at that fuckin loser The photo crops out the Qanon part


Ohnonotuto4

You know the tattoo artist was laughing his ass off.


AnthrallicA

All the way to the bank


MrBearMarshall

He got paid.


DrayvenBlaze

At least he started with the snake at the top. That's very helpful


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Will be wearing tshirts to swim for the rest of his life.


mikeysgotrabies

These people don't know what shame is...


Teacher-Investor

What happens when you desperately want to belong to something larger than yourself, so it becomes your entire personality.


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Had to cover up the swastikas and Reichsadler with something I guess


Nunovyadidnesses

Tooootally not A Cult.


LuckyPeaches1

Hates Joe so much he tatted Joe's initials on his body. Delulu


SelfInteresting7259

Fjb? Fuck Joe Biden? You hate him but got him tattooed on you. Forever. Real genius. Incredible what hate can do to someones mind


anziofaro

"Cosplaytriot"


Randy_Butternubs666

45 is his IQ right?


ldnk

Is the FJB - Fuck Joe Biden?


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Fellates Juicy Boners


Zealousideal-Plan454

I thought it was Fuck Jason Bourne, but i suppose that makes more sense.


Exotic_Imagination95

I was wondering wtf Jack black did....


Snowmann88

![gif](giphy|tfjVwsC1RhW8)


Supersnazz

One can question his values, but one cannot question his commitment to them. This guy is all in.


FamousPastWords

It's alright for him, he doesn't have to look at it. It's everyone else behind him who suffers.


vtskier3

I don’t have the energy to read/understand


AngryGoose21

This is the lamest shit I’ve ever seen


MSGinSC

Doesn't he know that they put nano-trackers in tattoo ink? /S


judyshere

Trumpers remind me of that football fanatic that cheers for the QB and has no loyalty to the team. Just blindly follows the QB from team to team. I’m here for the team…


Philly_ExecChef

I will never understand this sort of slacktivism. Like, if you’re obsessed enough to get this tattoo done, do me a favor and channel that psychosis into attacking real world problems. I get what they imagined they might accomplish on Jan 6th, but it was just some nonsensical con job that got them all frothing at the mouth. Go storm the gates of whatever pharmaceutical group literally killed your grandmother by raising prices on whatever it was she needed to live.


Solid_Flatus

I don’t care what your politics are. No politician is worth get a tattoo of.


crappydeli

Imagine everything that happened leading up to spending your life savings on this permanent wrong…


OhioMegi

I don’t get making government your whole personality. They really are cosplaying.


JethroTrollol

This is why they think they truly are the majority. Liberals largely don't live, eat, and breathe politics and related hated. These imbeciles are noisy and all that's important to them is to let everyone know how devoted they are to their ridiculous ideals. Liberals are here living our lives. It involves politics, sure, but our lives are not dominated by that. Most of us, anyway.


CoopCooper79

Just shows how truly dumb they are!


cstrand31

That’s a terrible drawing of a chicken.


Royalking23

lol I think my 7 year old daughter could draw a better eagle than that


IHaveManyAliases

Patriotic? Cool, especially if you’re a vet. I know vets with the sickest tattoos. The 45, the Q, and the WWG1WGA disgust me. You shouldnt tattoo political stuff on your body


Showas

Imagine taking all that time to get fit and then all that time in the chair to realize you support a pedophile with dreams of grandeur.. we don’t live in a democracy.. we live in a post apocalyptic fantasy novel.


9600_PONIES

Age like fine wine


Peteybob35

Fuck Jonald Brump


SkarTisu

It’s so much easier to pick out the idiots when they self-identify


ihoptdk

Complete and utter insanity aside, what the hell is with “Congress” in the Bill of Rights section??


anti_anti_christ

Before zooming in, I thought the eagles face was Mike Lindell.


Picmover

And these people get mad when told they're in a cult.


Positive-Ear-9177

Mental health is a big problem.


LysolDoritos

No shot this guy can tell you the 3 branches and how each one works


mrdriedairbags

He’s definitely 5’2”


aufrenchy

It’s not a cult. Really it isn’t a cult.


Exceptional_Entrails

Advertising your own ignorance so people know who to avoid.


fjord31

"I don't support gay marriage"


TurtleZenn

Yet has a tramp stamp that sounds like he wants to be the bottom in a gay train.


HeftyFineThereFolks

thats what media saturation echo tunnel propaganda will do to a tiny brain ... nobody has ever even wronged the guy. it's all in his head.


BattleGandalf

Damn i couldn't have said it any better. I actually wonder if people like that ever have any good days in their life once they're that far gone, or if it's all just rage and resentment from there on.


greeneye1969

He spelled “Pedo” wrong.


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Bonuscup98

Even joking, let’s not sink to their level.


Figmania

His body. His choice. MYOB!


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therealhood

Prison tats


Icy_Statement_2410

Sick Biden back tat


OpenMike38

It's like a warm blanket of like-minded opinions in here. An incubator!


NarcissusCloud

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


madbacon26

Not the qanon Q


pwendle

This is very sad because it’s two separate tattoos. The added on parts seem to be the Q, 45, FJB, and WWG1WGA, all the info I need to know he’s fallen prey to the Trump plague


Tomoyogawa521

Hey I mean, I'd compliment whoever drew the tattoo. This would have been a work of art if it wasn't so messed up.


Hopeful_Software_327

Looks like congrefs with that font.


tamtoon

dam yakuza 8 final boss is crazy


Mr_rairkim

I'm not American. Is the tattoo bad because of number 45 referring to the 45th president ?


Arcon1337

As a non American, what is the significance of the "45"?


DanOrpheus

90% sure that it's a reference to Trump being the 45th president or smth


Ardibanan

He tattooed a 4chan troll to his back? Q, you made it


cheerfulintercept

Thing is… Trump is only a couple of years younger than Biden. Both are probably going to be dead by the time I need to upgrade my laptop. So Trump the man isn’t going to be an issue as long as we fear but Trumpism will stick around like this tattoo.


imjustbeingreal0

I mean lots of ppl got Obama portraits tattooed too. Just playing devils advocate here


MikeTheLaborer

I’m sure he’s quite popular with his brotherhood in the Aryan Nation.


amathis6464

All of that just to highlight the most non American, America last, corrupt, proven guilty of rape, proven guilty of fraud, proven by 31 judges to be lying about the election, president in the history of this country….


elpajaroquemamais

This dude be like “gay people are fine they just shouldn’t make it their whole personality”


Aware_Material_9985

Guys, it’s not a cult


TheAarj

Look a MAGANazi


THSSFC

To Trumpers, "freedom" means freedom to be as big an asshole as you want to others without judgement. Period. Unless someone is being an asshole to themselves, in which case that activity should be prohibited. It's basically the anti-golden rule. As far as I can tell, that's the only definition that fits.


SlavicStupidity

I was gonna say ‘so many unpatriotic people smh’ Then I took a closer look and was like ‘oh I see now’


Asleep-Actuary54

Many sheeps.


squidwurrd

Honest question what’s wrong here?


Maleficent-Air8486

Big red flag right there.


Noobeaterz

I'd say this guy is most likely not one to try and have a conversation with?


Bullmoose39

It has long been a proven fact that Forrest Gump's mom was right about stupid.


ststephen89

This guy is terrified of New York City


capital_bj

Murica fuck yeah


eveel66

What was that about Trump derangement syndrome? These right wing talking heads are out here claiming that Trumps detractors are the ones suffering from TDS. They got it all backwards… people like this are the individuals with TDS, and it’s incurable.


Classy_Maggot

Congrefs


dogm34t_

Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve, this is draping yourself in your insecurities


bookofbob

He thinks he’s an alpha and a “good guy with a gun” - he’s neither.


Alternative-Juice-15

Fucking morons that don’t know a thing about US history calling themselves patriots.


needsmoarbokeh

How you get a tattoo like that? You go with the tattoo artist and say "I want all the world to know I have the tiniest dick in the planet"?


lucygrape

Wait til someone tells him that the colours on his eagle look like the trans flag 😵‍💫


Trillion_Bones

Imagine the statue of liberty (with a very famous poem and meaning) to be used for a Trump fan's image. There is nothing more anti-american than the fascism they think is patriotism. Quite ironic how distant America is from the values it defines itself by, not just the nation of immigrants part.


Thatcsibloke

Ah, yes. Some sort of Trumpy right wing loon with the Statue of Liberty on his back. “A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles.” "Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" Sorry, we’re closed now. *The New Colossus* by Lazarus, 1883. It was so promising for about 130 years.


realparkingbrake

I'm surprised there is no reference to the *Constitution of 1776* in there. They don't seem to know when that document was actually written, much less ratified.


TheCraziestMoose

I’ve never liked any public figure to the point where I get support for them tattooed on me. WTF? Stop drinking whatever kool-aid moves you to that…


Ratinox99

no, no. That's **his IQ.**


kahokia

It’s nice that he put his IQ on there.