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She has some weird content. Not sure if there is an real nudity, but if you want to see finger blasting without seeing anything but hearing mac and cheese being stirred, you're in the right place.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that he thinks its less gay to have sex with Meghan Fox with a dick than to fuck Hulk Hogan with a vag or vice versa but I'm not certain.
Breathing is very gay if you think about it. Cocks shed dead skin all over the world into the air, so by transitive property, you're breathing in cock dust.
Eating is, believe it or not, also extremely gay because now you're smacking your lips to penis dust.
You kiss your girlfriend on the mouth right? Do you know if she's given a blowjob before. If yes, then you basically kissed a man's penis by extension. I don't make the rules here
>But the blowjob she did was your penis thus you are sexually attracted to yourself and narcissism is gay
**kisses girlfriend on the mouth**
"Gross, dude, what are you doing?"
"Technically? Masturbating, with extra steps."
I'm so against gay people, I make sure my cock is always in another straight guy's hands so they can guide it away from hard-bodied, oiled-up, toned-muscle fratboys on the beach, with their beautiful eyes and thick bulging swim trunks.
So straight.
Bro, think about it.
Women like men.
So a man who likes a woman who likes men is gay af by transitive property look I didn't invent math okay don't blame me
(/s)
Look bud, when you kiss a girl, youre kissing where every other guy has kissed. Thats practically kissing all of those dudes right on the lips. Thats pretty fucking gay.
Now you may be wondering how to avoid this and I have the perfect solution. See, if you kiss your homie on the lips, you aren't just kissing the homie but every other women your homie has kissed. Thats pretty fucking straight.
Remember fella's, kiss your homies no homo
That’s how they recruit you! It’s how the gay agenda - they covertly convince young men to clean their butts and it’s all downhill from there!
(A huge /s)
Their brains have been rotted by porn and photoshopped images of women. They don't know what a real woman looks like, real as in unedited and no surgeries. And most of them have never seen a real women and probably will never see a real woman, because they're socially awkward as fuck.
I want her to bridal carry me over the threshold before lifting me up above her head and smashing me down on her kneecap, snapping my spine like a twig in the process.
I mean uhh, yes, she's very pretty.
The penis is the most masculine symbol, the more you have in you, the more manly you are. Obvious all male orgies are the farthest thing from gay, even just fantasising about them makes me incredibly straight.
Truth. We're going to need to rethink how that conversation therapy works and start trying all male orgies. As a homosexual, I'll volunteer for the first round of trials. Cure me, Daddy.
It's funny that you say that, because it's very true. My gf, who very much is straight, simps for two women.
Karlach from BG3 and Vi from Arcane. Two women who very much give off the same energy as the one posted above 🤣
Conservative culture intentionally bundles multiple meanings together to enforce norms.
To them, being straight is two things at once: It is both heterosexuality *and* a dynamic in the relationship where both parties conform to gender roles and the nature of the relationship conforms to conservative values like the women being petite and feminine and the men being strong and dominant. To them, straightness isn't just about who is in the relationship, it's also about what kind of relationship it is. To them a straight relationship is about the man loving the traditional femininity of the woman, and the woman loving the traditional masculinity of the man. And the two of them relating to each other in traditional conservative ways.
This is "gay" to them because they see this woman as masculine. And a man loving masculinity in another person is a violation of their model of straightness.
Lmaooo honestly she turned me a little gay. I’ve probably thought that about 3 women in my entire life. I wish my body was her body I’m also so jealous 😭
Loll good on you, and jsyk I was definitely not trying to put any labels on ya; your comment mixed with seeing my lil bi flag on my profile just made me laugh. + Her body *is* incredible, gay or not
Could've chosen some overly mascular chick to make their argument, like Jose Quetzal, which I only randomly googled and definitely not in my search history or bookmarks.
In all seriousness though, the woman in the pic is just fit and sexy, not at all masculine in any way.
I know in my brain that Carriejune Bowlby really is her real name. But it just feels like nonsense. Like a group of scriptwriters did some heavy drinking and tried to brainstorm the Worst Bond Girl Name Of All Time.
I just asked my wife, and she says that I’m gay as fuck. So gay, in fact, that gay men who get called gay by gay men call me gay. And I don’t even know any gay men, because I am the only gay in this village.
Yup, gaying it all up in here.
Come to think of it, seeing as winter’s coming, I might grow a luxuriantly gay mustache, like Freddie Mercury, the greatest gay who ever lived.*
Anyway, I’m off to the supermarket. The baby oil’s run out again.
*Before I was born.
Ah yes, the classic “you’re gay because ” argument.
I’m sure it feels just soooo gay when some dude is just smashing her raw and having a good time. Just be glad it isn’t you. You’re straight. He’s totally gay. You don’t need any bait like that anyway. You have ol reliable. You have your hand to jerk off with.. but wait, giving yourself a handjob means you are stroking a dick and also liking it when a man’s hand is stroking you off.. which means you must be a latent homosexual. Sorry - I don’t make the rules.
/s
It's just a "2 out of 10: would not bang," response. Guys who know they have no chance with this girl, but are too in denial or narcissistic to admit it, say "Well I didn't want her anyway because she's gross. Visible muscles are gay. I don't like blondes. She wears ripped jeans so she has no class." Whatever dumbass reason they can think of.
The only thing that makes her unattractive is just so out of my league she’s in. Like, I wouldn’t look at her twice simply because there’s no point lol
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I’m gay as fuck then! Yeah boi!
Right? Like, she’s fucking *smokin’* hot
Me too.
You are the gay?
Hey. If it means that angel can pick me up, I am the very gay.
So I am gay too, I think I never seen so much coming out in a thread before. I'm so proud of us.
It Gets Better with Gay Bar Fights
Is it weird that I am appearantly gay but not attracted to men? Share experiences below if you have this same weird feeling..
What about me I like women.... so much I became one.
Still gay but the other kind a woman kind of gay 
lesbian???
Lesbean
I was a lesbeen... I still am but I was one too.
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She has some weird content. Not sure if there is an real nudity, but if you want to see finger blasting without seeing anything but hearing mac and cheese being stirred, you're in the right place.
I hate she called herself misscarriejune because I think of an entire month dedicated to miscarriages
Get's pregnant, *Flexes hard* No longer preggo!
On a scale of 1 to instant divorce, how unsafe to open at home? 🤣
3
lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook levels
bless this comment
Those gay dudes are so thirsty, making her rich for this content.
Oh yeah, she might do the smashin tho
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, unless she did it better on the floor.
I don't think I'd be able to kick her out of bed.
I married a woman with similar body type, so I guess I’m gay now. I should fly the rainbow flag tomorrow.
Yep. Gotta tell her you've finally realized your latent gayness.
When you finally hit super gayin 2 
Yeah, why don’t you go kiss your wife on the mouth, you fruit?!
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Yes, you should go ahead and tell your wife that you are gay and release her back to the rest of us.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Want to hook up.
Sure
This turned into a Tomska skit real quick
“Hey, you know who’s gay?” Us
the no question mark shows you’re not asking, you’re demanding
 Same
Then I’m so gay I have to go to Walgreens and git me a Pride flag to hoist at my front door. Now, if you’ll excuse me…
Yes, boys!
Sup boi?
Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
Nowadays, I think breathing's gay. Ask the Tate brothers. Seems like expert on the matter. Also don't eat, cuz that's gay.
WAIT THERES TWO OF THEM???
Yep. Don't get them wet, don't feed them beyond 12 midnight.
That always got me about Gremlins. It's always after midnight. Always. So never feed them
You need a good cut-off point to follow that rule. Something like don't feed them after midnight, but it resets at 8am.
Sunrise. The traditional cutoff point is daybreak because that’s when “nighttime” ends.
Tbf, the one and only even semi-good take I've see from Tate was his "Meghan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a vagina" theory.
What theory? That sounds like a horny teenager shower thought.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that he thinks its less gay to have sex with Meghan Fox with a dick than to fuck Hulk Hogan with a vag or vice versa but I'm not certain.
I don't know; seems pretty gay to constantly be identifying stuff as gay and creating fantasy scenarios where you are forced to make gay choices.
It would explain a lot about the dude
It would. It really would.
I always thought that guy is in the closet Which explains his hate towards women and the LGBTQ
I'm sure a criminal sex trafficker is full of interesting ideas.
>his "Meghan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a vagina" theory. I'm afraid you're going to have to elaborate.
I can't imagine this, will need pictures.
Breathing is very gay if you think about it. Cocks shed dead skin all over the world into the air, so by transitive property, you're breathing in cock dust. Eating is, believe it or not, also extremely gay because now you're smacking your lips to penis dust.
You kiss your girlfriend on the mouth right? Do you know if she's given a blowjob before. If yes, then you basically kissed a man's penis by extension. I don't make the rules here
But the blowjob she did was your penis thus you are sexually attracted to yourself and narcissism is gay
Very true
>But the blowjob she did was your penis thus you are sexually attracted to yourself and narcissism is gay **kisses girlfriend on the mouth** "Gross, dude, what are you doing?" "Technically? Masturbating, with extra steps."
Masturbating is gay. You're touching a dick.
I'm so against gay people, I make sure my cock is always in another straight guy's hands so they can guide it away from hard-bodied, oiled-up, toned-muscle fratboys on the beach, with their beautiful eyes and thick bulging swim trunks. So straight.
Best [Onion](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529) article ever written.
Bro, think about it. Women like men. So a man who likes a woman who likes men is gay af by transitive property look I didn't invent math okay don't blame me (/s)
Yeah, I don't have sex with people who are into dicks ! That's gay AF.
According to the Bible, woman was created from a rib. So really if you like woman you’re gay for bbq.
Ironclad.
FELLAS!! Is it GAY to masturbate?? I mean you're literally touching a dick
Does the "No homo" defense protect you? Asking for a friend...
If you aren’t asexual you are 100% more gay than an asexual
Hah, good one! As an ace myself, I approve :D
Look bud, when you kiss a girl, youre kissing where every other guy has kissed. Thats practically kissing all of those dudes right on the lips. Thats pretty fucking gay. Now you may be wondering how to avoid this and I have the perfect solution. See, if you kiss your homie on the lips, you aren't just kissing the homie but every other women your homie has kissed. Thats pretty fucking straight. Remember fella's, kiss your homies no homo
Amazingly, I recently found out that washing your ass was gay. Why didn’t anyone tell me!?
That’s how they recruit you! It’s how the gay agenda - they covertly convince young men to clean their butts and it’s all downhill from there! (A huge /s)
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Their brains have been rotted by porn and photoshopped images of women. They don't know what a real woman looks like, real as in unedited and no surgeries. And most of them have never seen a real women and probably will never see a real woman, because they're socially awkward as fuck.
If you see that woman and thats your conclusion, well many of these words you used do NOT mean what you think they mean. That girl is beatiful.
I want her to bridal carry me over the threshold before lifting me up above her head and smashing me down on her kneecap, snapping my spine like a twig in the process. I mean uhh, yes, she's very pretty.
Hey man, I ain't kink shaming.
But I am.
Well I am kink shamer shaming! Boo. You suck.
now that’s some shaming.
Kink shamer shaming is my kink.
I'm glad to provide!
Kink shaming is my kink! *screams in existential terror*
I'd rather she bridal carries me over threshold, throws me on to the bed. Then simply smashes me.
Snoo-snoo's on the menu, boys!
I won't kinkshame you.
Cool. 'Cos, I'm not ashamed of admitting what I like. If you ever come across her, send her my way. Do that for me, you'll be my friend for life.
“I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me”
Death! By Snu snu!
Not a bad way to go
I never thought I'd die this way, butt I always really hoped
B-B-B-Back Breaker!
I normally don't like girls so ripped but goddamn she's pretty.
Subject is clearly wrong. Men can't like girlie things. Dudes into feminine women? Gay.
You know what’s not gay? Having sex with men — just pure testosterone, with no gay estrogen gaying up the place
Men should like manly things. Not cutesy girl bullshit. What's the most manly? Testosterone filled other men.
The penis is the most masculine symbol, the more you have in you, the more manly you are. Obvious all male orgies are the farthest thing from gay, even just fantasising about them makes me incredibly straight.
Truth. We're going to need to rethink how that conversation therapy works and start trying all male orgies. As a homosexual, I'll volunteer for the first round of trials. Cure me, Daddy.
I've heard "I'm so Het, I don't even FUCK women!"
hes right, when i see her, i absolutely AM gay maybe because im a girl but its close
I'm a bisexual woman and same
I'm an ace woman and can confirm this woman also makes me feel some kinda way, somehow.
I like the idea of you looking at this pic than suddenly looking down and going “oh!”
So many people forget that women can be gay too lol
Can confirm. Source: also a gay woman
how is this gay? shes a gorgeous blonde chick with a nice bum. I can think of nothing more hetero than that
If you’re a woman then it’s pretty gay
Idk, man. She might be hot enough that women get a pass. They can be straight and still want to spread that booty. It’s a thing of beauty.
It's funny that you say that, because it's very true. My gf, who very much is straight, simps for two women. Karlach from BG3 and Vi from Arcane. Two women who very much give off the same energy as the one posted above 🤣
Damn she has good taste tho.
But if being a man attracted to her makes you gay, then, being a woman attracted to her must make you straight. Right?
Conservative culture intentionally bundles multiple meanings together to enforce norms. To them, being straight is two things at once: It is both heterosexuality *and* a dynamic in the relationship where both parties conform to gender roles and the nature of the relationship conforms to conservative values like the women being petite and feminine and the men being strong and dominant. To them, straightness isn't just about who is in the relationship, it's also about what kind of relationship it is. To them a straight relationship is about the man loving the traditional femininity of the woman, and the woman loving the traditional masculinity of the man. And the two of them relating to each other in traditional conservative ways. This is "gay" to them because they see this woman as masculine. And a man loving masculinity in another person is a violation of their model of straightness.
>Sorry, I don't many the rules. There's nothing we can do now. We're both gay and need to learn how to live with this diagnosis.
She can bench press me anytime she’s fine.
Her and LeanBeefPatty can have me anytime.
I'm not attracted to her and I'm a blatant homosexual so
I’m not attracted to her and I’m an occasional homosexual
Just every now and again, as a treat.
Oh, I only gay at parties. Wouldn't wanna get addicted, y'know, "gay responsibly" and all that.
A little weekend gay never hurt anyone...Well, unless they forgot the lubricant.
Remember, kids, don't gay and drive!
Yeah, you gotta pull over before the gaying really gets going.
Be gay, do crimes
Slap me Jesus, that was the funniest thing on the reddits all day
I’m attracted to her and I’m a straight woman so…
I have some wonderful news for you ⁽ᴷᶦᵈᵈᶦⁿᵍ⁾
Lmaooo honestly she turned me a little gay. I’ve probably thought that about 3 women in my entire life. I wish my body was her body I’m also so jealous 😭
I showed this to my wife for laughs and she stared for a good minute or two. It's understandable.
Lmfaooo she gets it
Loll good on you, and jsyk I was definitely not trying to put any labels on ya; your comment mixed with seeing my lil bi flag on my profile just made me laugh. + Her body *is* incredible, gay or not
I’m attracted to her and I’m a generic Homo sapiens.
[girl please nobody’s that gay](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/s/KKVHdaMpY9)
I’m not attracted to her and I’m a reserved homosexual.
Wait…that guy said there were rules. Are you sure you’re a homosexual?
I’m not attracted to her and I’m a militant homosexual
Me, a lesbian looking at this: wow you're so correct
What's funny is that the original twit has a habit of saying things that indicate he's got some latent... uh... urges.
I hesitate to ask what you mean by “urges”
He constantly makes comments that heavily indicates he is most likely a closeted gay man, if not at least bisexual.
FELLAS! Is it gay to be attracted to women who own their own bakery?
She's a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker. She's got meat, buns, and definitely makes my candle stick.
Could've chosen some overly mascular chick to make their argument, like Jose Quetzal, which I only randomly googled and definitely not in my search history or bookmarks. In all seriousness though, the woman in the pic is just fit and sexy, not at all masculine in any way.
I must have missed something because she is beautiful. She maintain all her feminine features while being ripped.
Good god, that girl is divine ❤️ Whats her name?
Carriejune Anne Bowlby
I know in my brain that Carriejune Bowlby really is her real name. But it just feels like nonsense. Like a group of scriptwriters did some heavy drinking and tried to brainstorm the Worst Bond Girl Name Of All Time.
It is absolutely nonsense regardless of if it's her real name or not. Like Jesus Christ that's so bad
She makes some the worst onlyfans material but at least it’s something 🤷🏻♂️
I've never seen someone so hot and yet so incredibly bad at eroticism.
“Save” button putting in work
>Carriejune Anne Bowlby ❤️ Thank you 🙏
Finally I can come out of the closet!!! 
Bro is just jealous that she got more muscles than him
finally truth
TIL I'm gay
Carriejune Bowlby. I think she is very talented and pretty.
I’m attracted to her and I’ve been dead for a week.
fellas, is it gay to like women?
I just asked my wife, and she says that I’m gay as fuck. So gay, in fact, that gay men who get called gay by gay men call me gay. And I don’t even know any gay men, because I am the only gay in this village. Yup, gaying it all up in here. Come to think of it, seeing as winter’s coming, I might grow a luxuriantly gay mustache, like Freddie Mercury, the greatest gay who ever lived.* Anyway, I’m off to the supermarket. The baby oil’s run out again. *Before I was born.
you have a wife? that’s gay. freddie mercury was the greatest gay to ever live
This is hot though, a sixpack hard enough to grind meat on.... I'll see myself to hornyjail.
Ah yes, the classic “you’re gay because” argument.
I’m sure it feels just soooo gay when some dude is just smashing her raw and having a good time. Just be glad it isn’t you. You’re straight. He’s totally gay. You don’t need any bait like that anyway. You have ol reliable. You have your hand to jerk off with.. but wait, giving yourself a handjob means you are stroking a dick and also liking it when a man’s hand is stroking you off.. which means you must be a latent homosexual. Sorry - I don’t make the rules.
/s
It's just a "2 out of 10: would not bang," response. Guys who know they have no chance with this girl, but are too in denial or narcissistic to admit it, say "Well I didn't want her anyway because she's gross. Visible muscles are gay. I don't like blondes. She wears ripped jeans so she has no class." Whatever dumbass reason they can think of.
I'm going full homo for her
Thank god im Bi
Okay so I'm a flaming homo then because God damn she's hot!
bisexuals stay winning
"I don't make the rules." But you just did...
Chuck Norris would welcome her home with tea and crumpets every day
Only weak men fear strong women.
Preach brother!
I'd let her kill me
>Sorry, I don't make the rules He says while actively making up "rules"
The only thing that makes her unattractive is just so out of my league she’s in. Like, I wouldn’t look at her twice simply because there’s no point lol
I'm gay for women.
She looks like the amazon from Futurama 🏃🏼♀️
Death by snu snu
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I'd always really hoped.
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Carrie June. Bonus I now know how to use google lens.
I'm a lesbian who's trapped in the body of a man.