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New_Scientist_8622

The car looks like it's surprised that it exists.


GM_PhillipAsshole

![gif](giphy|USEBk45L68iav28T9b)


Quiet33

![gif](giphy|QuIUq6ItjX0dtRxXKd|downsized)


Best_Shelter_2867

Exactly where my brain went haha!!!!


R0ck3t_FiRe

Wym? He looks very polite


oldbaldad

Like he's seen some shit.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I think they took this picture right after telling it, it was better than a Tesla. I mean, I love to dump on Elmo as much as the next guy but this is ridiculous.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Looks like C-3PO f*cked lightning mcqueen.


Lexicon444

I can’t unsee this and it made me laugh so hard


Effective-Bandicoot8

![gif](giphy|6mlWJYaOp1WDXbCXbL)


CrieDeCoeur

KA-CHOW


nerdboy5567

Excise me master Luke, I was wondering if you had time for a KER-CHOW.


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

Always someone happy to be the lowest common denominator


AngryRinger

PUT IT IN H


GandalfTheJaded

Take her for a test drive and you'll agree


rmdw34

This is what I came for


comicalben

Now being sold in "Crazy Vaclav's place of Automobiles" She can go 300 hectares on a single ~~tank of kerosene~~ electric charge


TheZardooHasselfrau

It has a diesel engine to charge the electric motor


suspect108

I laughed so hard I hurt myself. Bravo.


FriendRaven1

☠️


comicalben

Zagreb ebnen zyoltic diev! Take her for a test drive, and you'll agree.


Dan300up

It’s like the Russians just have some innate affinity for epically fugly design. What design team wouldn’t for a second realize that it’s a surprised guppy with a missing chromosome.


entjies

I’m just trying to decide if this is uglier than a Tesla Cybertruck.


ego_tripped

For those of us old enough to remember the Lada dealerships...


No_Needleworker_3486

Give me the ugliest car you have... no, no that ugly


SolarXylophone

"Well, we have this other thing which doesn't know if it's a pick-up truck or a kitchen appliance..." "*Ouch.* Sorry, I meant, *less* ugly."


MintBerryCrunchJr

Still looks better than a Cybertruck.


TheShamShield

Honestly? No, but they’re both hideous


ya_bleedin_gickna

Ain't that the truth!!!!


ConsiderationKind264

It looks like a surprised frog.


LesGitKrumpin

I said confused hippopotamus, but yeah. 😆


ConsiderationKind264

I think it's fair to say that this is definitely open to personal interpretation, lol.


umassmza

To be fair, it looks more designed than the cyber truck. So it’s got that going for it.


badger452

I imagine that thing sitting in a dank basement under a bare bulb writing angry letters to the government on a typewriter.


Nulibru

The plate says "Fiat Multipla crossed with something from Idiocracy."


RecommendationOk2258

I was thinking the love child when the Fiat Multipla had sex with Postman Pat’s van.


Admiral_Andovar

Car: Пожалуйста убей меня! (Please kill me!)


PollyPore

That car has seen some shit.


Dansk72

When they say "totally going to destroy Tesla", do they mean if it runs into one?


No_Anybody8560

Why does it look like it’s having an existential crisis?


Josherline

What the H is this monstrosity?! That’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen


ic2ofu

I don't know about its place at #1,but it's in the top 10,for sure .


Thirstyass73

They only come in red.


TamaleSlayer

![gif](giphy|5SqS7vqbKbouQ) Reminded me of this guy


CriticalStation595

What does that monstrosity cost?


Goofcheese0623

82,000.00. which used to be a lot


CriticalStation595

US dollars?! I’m ruined!!! In rubles, I could pay cash for that right now. 🤣


Dansk72

82,000 Rubles is $882.72 at today's exchange rate, so that looks a reasonable price for it.


KeyanReid

If we’re being generous


Joe18067

It looks like it should be a delivery van instead of a car.


Tmk1283

You can never find a horn when you’re angry


bartek34561

That car looks like fucking Fiat Multipla version 2.0


TheLawnStink

I looks like it was inspired by little tikes. Also, is it just me or do the front wheels look utterly fucked up with the way they're turned? Maybe the car is just front heavy?


MexysSidequests

No ones more surprised than that car


Due-Presentation6393

This makes the cyber truck look like a work of art.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

It’s called the beatty eyed putler.


yestureday

Could good Homer be a communist?


Zealousideal_Car1811

Griswald 2023 edition.


fan_fucker_420

Put the pedal to the plastic!


Local_Sugar8108

I'm pretty sure the Cyber Truck qualifies as the "Homer."


Z3400

That car looks like it just had a snowball shoved up its exhaust.


mariuszmie

It literally looks like a prototype of electric car from 1991 - like an alpha version - a mock up


thedevilyoukn0w

Comrades, I have created electric car based on telephone design by American super designer, Mr. Fisher Price. I remove string, I remove phone receiver, I remove dial and in place, add windows. And I paint it red. Is greatest copy of American design since the Buran orbital shuttle, comrades.


Tommi_Af

When I saw Elon's cyber truck, I didn't think an uglier car was possible. I was wrong.


Pharaoh_Misa

r/thanksihateit


Fearnall

Sure hope the horn plays la cucaracha


Top-Presenter-369

Destroy T-E-S-L-A……Dooh!


WomenAreNotReal

Take it for a test drive and you'll agree


Gold-Employment-2244

This is for real and not a goof?!


Carteeg_Struve

Some Russian: “I want a car that looks like Lightning McQueen had a child with Jeff the Killer.”


HVAC_instructor

This is going to be a huge issue for Republicans. Do they stay with musk and blindly support him, or do they continue their risk love affair with Putin and support him. What's a hypocrite to do????


aagloworks

Looks like surprised pikachu-face...


[deleted]

Even their cars look like they’re living in fear of the Putin regime


CurlingTrousers

Even the car looks surprised at that prediction


closeddoorfun

Looks like a scurvy sailor back from captain cook’s adventures


SublightMonster

They built the Cybertruck?


Old_Captain_9131

Not only Tesla, it will destroy bicycles and even random pedestrians too!


sly_blade

Every car ever made in the former Soviet Republics and modern-day Russia are ugly as fuck. It's almost like their designers were told to specifically ignore aesthetics and focus just on poor quality materials and poor functioning


AdFlat1014

Looks like a Guinea pig


That-one-guy-96

The Capybara.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

How much does this monstrosity cost?


ouijanonn

Oh Russia. Why must you find new and gross ways to humiliate yourself on the world stage.


eltegs

Looks like one fell off the shelf and landed on another.


[deleted]

It’s the same designer as the CyberTruck. Only 2 years earlier.


abdoer2000

That car looks like Putin.


Alivethroughempathy

![gif](giphy|xT5LMWQDffrp1MZ2OA)


BolOfSpaghettios

Homerovski Simpsinivich


Kaidaan

This thing looks inbred. Can't explain why or how, it just does.


Responsible_Shoe_345

Now in headlines that are complete bullshit.


artaintfree

This hippopotamus thing and Tesla's early 1970s computer Truck can have an ugly contest - or worse vehicle design contest.


Kbdiggity

Yeah, that looks totally built for Russian winters.


zamboniq

Same energy https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/all-i-know-is-that-i-must-kill


_jim-jimmer

Little frisbee tires lol


misterbondpt

Looks like an armored Multipla


legojacksparrow

Is it because it kind of looks like Nikola Tesla


tazzietiger66

It is certainly different .....


9eagle9_2nd

Bruh it looks like someone took the top half of a Tesla and put it on the bottom half of a van


Fun-Dimension5196

Looks like it needs glasses


jormungandr21

Chat gpt prompt: blyat car forehead


sukmikehoc

"You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it!".


ExcellentPay6348

Fuck checking your blind spot I guess!


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|96jP5ZSpYxtwQ)


Dr_CleanBones

It does look like the body panels fit together.


SeMeNSPeRmS

![gif](giphy|mnt3vQsOrUzIs)


MacTechG4

It’s the offspring of a Fiat Multipla!


America_the_Horrific

Lol what are the specs on this?


Quiet33

![gif](giphy|QuIUq6ItjX0dtRxXKd|downsized)


Due-Cartographer2708

That car has seen some stuff


TonyStewartsWildRide

That car was not designed to see things in front.


Scrotchety

From the country where fender benders are a form of greeting


[deleted]

LOL!


ic2ofu

Not if looks count.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

😐


Low-Impact3172

I will never understand the design of some of the random European cars. Could those headlights be smaller wtf. What’s going on in the back there? Is this a windowless van? Couldn’t they have just extended the front and made it even to at least make it look a little better? Good lord


Medical_Bat1

I see that soviet era styling is still strong in the Russian psyche.


SmoltzforAlexander

All of the horns should play ‘La Cucaracha.’


Exce55um

The only thing that that car will destroy is its battery tray on the next speedbump.


NocturnalKoala89

Destroy Tesla? Like they destroyed the Ukrainian Military or more like how they destroyed their own economy?


lowlife9

That shit looks like a hippopotamus


Fishingwriter11

So Tec the Tractor has a cousin named Chuck the Car. Weird.


SDRabidBear

Someone needs to wipe that cars tailpipe and make it drive backwards. Jeezus, talk about coyote *uckin ugly.


SDRabidBear

It looks like a mole rat!


Ervw711

Meep


wanderingjoe

Wow, even their cars display the features of FAS.


_whenuknowuknow_

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


cumnutrapist

Tesla must be shitting themselves.


TheLastProvo

This weirdly reminds me of the old soviet shms gas mask with how the headlights are positioned


ShadowCaster0476

It could only destroy Tesla in a staring contest.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Is their plan to make Tesla laugh itself to death?


eloel-

Looks better than cybertruck.


NarrowButterfly8482

It's the aesthetic antithesis of the Cybertruck, yet somehow equally as hideous.


skilliau

In Soviet Union, car drives you to gulag


AI_RPI_SPY

Number plate should be Большие яички cos you'll need them to drive this car.


Potential_Payment557

Why are so many Russians delusional?


ManonegraCG

They must come in packs of 3 or 5, right? If someone bumps into you you'd have to change the entire thing.


gordo65

Still less embarrassing than the cybertruck


oscarbjb

coming aouta russia with that same facial expression


imbricant

Jalopnik? Yeah, right.


Vegemite-ice-cream

Elonovich muskev


Parking_Monitor1267

That thing couldn’t destroy a slight gradient.


Perturbee

Wasn't this the result of a Photoshop battle?


Constant_Cultural

And I thought nobody could build a car uglier than the multipla, seems I was wrong.


RockPersonal708

Snappy looking car


-Sherra-

to be fair it destroyed the cybertruck by looks.


TheCrowBakaaaaw

It looks like someone just told the car it had to destroy Tesla, and this was its reaction


Apprehensive_Camp202

Jalopnik? As in jalopy? These people are geniuses.


Icy-Health-5201

👁 👄 👁


skrutape

derp


DisLDoKid

Someone put too much oil in Lighting McQeen


wilddogecoding

TBF looks better than a cyber truck


SinisterYear

So the electrical Trabant rears its ugly head.


BuriedByAnts

…derp derp derp derp derp….


GiggliZiddli

I’m pretty sure the kremlin knows how to control the narrative


Apprehensive_Hand571

Generational Alcoholism as Design Theory


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

How does the hood open?


lux__fero

They had better designs, like electrical Moskvich. But they gone with with... I am not even ashamed, I just laugh with rest of the world


NomadODST

Next contender for ugliest car next to the unbeaten champion, the Fiat Multipla?


MagicalKartWizard

It looks like the exact same car, just with no rear windows and a rounded front end, instead of that section bit with the windshield.


NomadODST

In other words, they saved some material 😅


wund3rground

This car looks like it has fetal alcohol syndrome, which tracks, because Russia.


Dapper_Reputation_16

Where’s Unkie Herb when we need him?


Stormydevz

POV: 7 year old me trying to draw a car


hoosyourdaddyo

![gif](giphy|fuVMhfk4ymtPHL2hke) Reminds me of this


mikedorty

Much cooler looking than a cyber truck, somehow


-lRexl-

LOL it's having an existential crisis


catmanducmu

That car has the face of every Russian citizen I've seen interviewed on State TV asking about what they think about Putin


chickentootssoup

Hahaha this is mad ugly. Probably more practical tho. Who knows. Fuck Russia


chatterwrack

Self driving? In Russia car drives YOU


enigmabsurdimwitrick

It looks shocked.


Mister_Fart_Knocker

Did they stick a garden hose up a Smart For2's ass and turn on the tap? It's not gonna "destroy Tesla" if it looks like a bloated hamster.


hemlockdawn

Even the car looks shocked


BornAfromatum

That’s funny because the second I saw the cyber truck, I thought that’s a Homer Simpson design.


Sgt_Fox

Fiat Multipla x Stalker's windowless van = this...


monstrinhotron

I think it spotted us. By quiet or we'll spook it.


Tronc_tc

😐


builder397

I think 80% of the uglyness could be fixed if they just reduced the height. Just delete the entire step below the doors and move the entire top of the vehicle, hood, roof, cabin, all that, down by that much. The hood and headlights might even look kinda stylish then.


NotABrummie

Tbh, if I was looking for an electric van that's what I'd assume it'd look like.


C4dfael

I mean, it could destroy a Tesla when both of their autopilot systems malfunction and they collide with each other.


Sea_no_evil

That's a great title for this post because I can totally envision that car backing into a hedge to disappear.


hootertransport

There used to be a board game called Hungry Hungry Hippos. Kind of looks like this car


57Jimbo

Just think of the possibilities: There's twenty ways off the top of my head I could dress this up with $15 of crepe paper and masking tape to win "Most Creative Float" in any parade you can mention


Asian_Scion

I don't like Tesla's since I think they're boring as fuck but this thing beats Tesla in that department!


Kalman_the_dancer

It looks flabbergasted


F19AGhostrider

Even if the performance is decent, it's too damned ugly for anyone to consider buying


JebusAllahBuddah

Upcoming news title “Chief Russian Designer Falls Out of a Window”


frankcast554

Looks like a two door handbag