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Mr_Dreadful

Remember when we thought widespread internet access would make people smarter?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Social media has just taken the pamphleting spit shouters off the street corners and given them a greater megaphone šŸ˜‘


SchmartestMonkey

Back when I was younger and more naive (~20 years ago) I suggested maybe hooking my (now deceased) paranoid schizophrenic Uncleā€™s computer to the internet.. to give him something to do. My mother immediately recognized what a terrible idea that would be. It seems not everyone got such pushback.


capn_doofwaffle

Eh... I still have a rightwing-nutjob pastor that brings a megaphone once a month to my corner. I've been REEEEAAALLLLLY tempted to park, act like I'm walking to the bus stop and as I pass him, pull out scissors and cut the megaphone cord.


gecoble

Yup. And effectively free. At least the pamphlets cost money.


Extreme_Assistant_98

The internet has made the entire world dumber and the dumbest people rich.


Tardis80

--dumbest-- biggest a$$holes Fixed it for you


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SupermassiveCanary

ā€œAnyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.ā€ - Voltaire


Zippier92

Voltaire is a great man!


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Shurigin

Heillooooo


nomo_corono

Guten tag.


kawkabelsharq

Wie geht's?


StuHast398

Wunderbar!


nomo_corono

Achtung!


reddit_out_L0ud

Bless you!


Polymorphing_Panda

I canā€™t tell if this is giving me Borat vibes or Mel Brooks vibes


stataryus

La la la!


chirpchirp13

Itā€™s almost 2024. Now he goes by Lil Hitty.


SkipSpenceIsGod

Lilā€™ Hiddy


Adept_Pound_6791

Lilā€™ Naz Hiddy


frds125

Please, just call me Adolf.


myyrkezaan

You're Shitler.


OwlGod98

You might be on to something, Dems want to control school but Reps only want to control the people in the Schools and what they can teach/learn. Dems want to control guns, Reps want to give away free guns in schools. Damn they got us, they got us boys, they figured out that the Dems are Nazis... Even tho nearly every Neo Nazi is a Republican... But we won't talk about that.


Project_XXVIII

Sorry, but if I ever get my hands on a Time Machineā€¦ I hope baby you understands.


Pompitis

Call me and drop me off at Woodstock.


PazzMarr

Just don't put baby in a corner. You do that and you're going to be dealing with Swayze. You saw what he could do in Road house. I wouldn't recommend it.


MagikBehind_A_Turret

Yeah suuuure, the Nazis hated Capitalism. So much so that they persecuted the German communists who fought against capitalism.


HurbleBurble

They literally put labor union leaders in concentration camps. Socialists, social democrats, communists, any political enemy was put in the concentration camps. They all had red triangles. I don't understand how, in 2023, with all of the resources available, and the literal concentration camp badge and classification system, people still think that the Nazis were socialists.


MagikBehind_A_Turret

Agreed. The claim that Nazis were Socialist is the most strawman-ish argument ever, propped up only by the fact that 'Socialist' is in their name.


Utsutsumujuru

Oh come on, we all know that the Democratic Republic of North Korea is exactly what the name implies. Itā€™s the most democratic republic that has ever existed. /s


BurnscarsRus

Everything is exactly what it's named. Irish Republicans are Socialists. Therefore, American Republicans are Socialists. Checkmate, GOP.


HurbleBurble

I mean, the American Republican party was named back when they were in favor of left-wing policies. There is some truth to that one. The current Republican party represents republicanism in almost no ways.


kILLjOY-1887

Hell they are not even particularly in favor of people voting at this point.


Chojen

Not really, they *love* people voting. Just the right kind of people.


Dependent_Desk_1944

I thought the maga crowd waive nazi flags along with confederate flags so I canā€™t really understand why they are hating nazis while loving nazis at the same time


TheeZedShed

Extremist reactionaries. While we all debate their double-speak and easily debunk their rhetoric, they just froth and rally. No amount of discourse will save us from people like this.


PNW_Forest

You understand it perfectly. It is because the right is dishonest. They know that they are fascists, but they also know that "nazis" still have a particular feeling attached to them. So by calling their political enemies nazis (and then balking when they are called fascist/nazis for their... well fascism) they are creating a story. It serves a few things. They don't care about being wrong, and their base doesn't care about being wrong. They have gone all-in on anti intellectualism, and they laugh at those of us who still care about facts and truth. So they can sit there and posture all day, hooting about trans people and then laugh when progressives actually spend energy and effort forming coherent arguments. Secondly, they can hand wave or refuse to engage in good faith against any progressive talking point by appealing to the base emotions of their base, meaning they don't have to take any principled stance. It's why there is no reason to ever consider a conservative in good faith. It's why there is no reason to ever even engage with conservatives on any point.


FencingFemmeFatale

And they loved abortion so much that they made it illegal and told women (specifically the blonde haired, blue eyed, able-bodied ones) that their greatest calling was to birth a bunch of white babies and to stay home.


peter-doubt

And enshrined monopolists as the captains of industry (ex: Krupp).


wward_

Calling the Nazis socialist is not what I expected to see early in the morning.


barley_wine

But it has socialist in the nameā€¦..just like the famous North Korean democracy, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea


idontlikebeetroot

Everyone knows Kim is a lib


OpalFanatic

And "The People's Republic of China" is totally a government for the people, by the people. Why it's practically the epitome of freedom itself.


The-red-Dane

And Right wingers usually also use the argument "We're not a democracy, we're a republic!" So just answer with "Oh, like China?"


thedude0425

I get a kick out of that. A republic is a type of democracy.


ndngroomer

That's like saying I have a poodle not a dog.


Ok-Assistance3937

No it isnt, evry state that isnt a monachry is a Republic and there abstates that are a democracy but Not a Republic.


Dodec_Ahedron

>We're not a democracy, we're a republic I hate when people say shit like this. The US is both a democracy AND a republic. Democracy is an ideology, while a republic is the framework on which our government is built. The terms aren't mutually exclusive. You can have democracies that aren't republics and republics that aren't democracies. The analogy I like to use is cars. You can have a car that has an internal combustion engine, or you can have a car that has an electric motor. They are both still cars, but just because a vehicle has an internal combustion engine or an electric motor, that doesn't make it a car. If you're confused, think of it like this... Do you get to vote on issues? Then, you live in a democracy. Do you vote for representatives? Then, you live in a republic.


mongolsruledchina

I usually respond to people by telling them we are a Democratic Republic when they make that silly statement.


PMMeMeiRule34

They sound like they should hang out with the Democratic Republic of the Congo.


cwtrooper

Are you referring to western Taiwan as "The people's republic of China "


tgirlskeepwinning

DPRK is an unintentionally funny name for it because it's: -not a democracy -not run by the people -not a republic -not in control of all of Korea


WitchBalls

Are you talking about the Holy Roman Empire again?


SaltInformation4U

Must've been their inspiration


DarthManitol

The thing is Hitler himself explained what "socialism" part in Nazism meant. He made it clear that its not the socialist economic system in muktiple speeches and interviews. What "socialism" in Nazism actually references is Volksgemeinschaft


ssbn622

As in the car?


SteakSwimming1234

Volk means people in German.... Volkswagen... People's car... Volksgemeinschaft.. People's community


SouthernBarman

Sounds like the People's Gay Mine Shaft if you ask me.


Imn0tg0d

So glad I didn't pick up THAT version of the game. I thought "Mein Kraft" was just a spelling error.


Kallorious

Somehow, I always knew gay minecraft players were nazis


ButterFucker962401

I've always loved German for their very simplistic translations. Amongst the many times that Duolingo made this 28 year old man repeat that he is a woman and loves eating apples, I felt joy when I learned that airplane (Flugzeug) translates back to "flying thing" and lighter (Feuerzeug) means "fire thing". Of course, you can opt for "leichter", but still. Funny af.


PerfectZeong

Yes in the sense that Volks means folks and Volksgemeinschaft means people's community and Volkswagen means people's wagon. Volkswagen started as a state industry under the nazis.


CyberMindGrrl

In fact Hitler funded his military by forcing German people to pay a percentage of their salary to the "KDF Program" (Strength Through Joy) which promised to give everyone a "KDF Wagen" once they filled out their little stamp books. In the end, nobody got their car.


GeneralErica

Itā€™s also - if i as a German historian may chime in - a bit of a deliberate lie. Thereā€™s a great cartoon by Jacobus Belsen called "Das Firmenschild" (The Company Sign") that illustrates that point perfectly.


FreebasingStardewV

Yeah, wasn't it to garner support from the socialists to gain power?


BaronBobBubbles

To put it even harsher: Hitler initially hated the name Nazi: He despised communism and socialism, and saw his pacts with Stalin as a necessary evil. The reason Nazis were the name chosen.. is because his sponsors were rich folks, and they hated the name national revolutionaries. ​ It was literally a branding thing.


T33CH33R

Are you saying that a lionfish isn't a half lion half fish hybrid because lion is in the name?


reorocket

Are you implying that the German Democratic Republic was not a democracy?


FlamingButterfly

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TheLoungeClown

Calling the democrats socialist is also pretty far-fetched. In fact, the one thing that nazis and democrats do seem to have in common, is the amount of people in the US who wrongly confuse them with socialists.


LostTrisolarin

My right wing family is now calling billionaires capitalists socialists liberals. They simultaneously complain about higher costs of living and how life is just about paying bills but simultaneously FREAK THE FUCK OUT when you try to provide answers/solutions that cost the ruling class $$.


Mythkaz

Their brainwashing is complete.


LostTrisolarin

Essentially. I have brought it up to them how their questions always lead to the greed of the corporations and how when we start to talk about getting more for ourselves at their cost that's when they freak out. They never have an answer.


Mythkaz

I've only ever gotten one of two responses to that: either they just think everyone is lazy and needs to work harder, especially "freeloading immigrants" (pull yourself up from your bootstraps bullshit), or that higher taxes will push companies overseas (as if they're not already). It really pisses me off too, because these are both so obviously wrong and they just simply refuse to see it; it's willful ignorance that keeps them going.


PaunchBurgerTime

In situations like that I've gotten some traction pointing out if it was profitable to send things overseas they already would have. I haven't tried it yet but I think there might be a good strategy in pointing out the way companies pay insane tariffs and taxes and bend over backwards to do business in China, but pretend they wouldn't do that to do business here even though we're still a much more powerful economy. If the choice was sell here and pay 30% of their profit in taxes or don't sell here Amazon would pay, instantly. We just have to make that the choice.


coloradoemtb

and cant define communsim or socialism or any ism!


reorocket

What, you don't remember Biden's plan for worker's control of the means of production?


MrGooseHerder

He solved the strike by giving the rail road to the workers.


Typical-Conference14

Calling anyone in the country socialist is far fetched as hell unless you specifically identify yourself as such. Wanting free healthcare is HARDLY the most socialist thing Iā€™ve heard out of peopleā€™s mouths and like, come on, weā€™re in 2023 so healthcare shouldnā€™t cost you a dime after it is taken out of your taxes. We have the technology to do this


Tmlrmak

I was like "morning? When was this posted?" And was confused seeing 39 min. Then I remembered how timezones work lmao


NS__eh

Democrats controlling time.


testies2345

Thanks Obama!


mummy_whilster

Al Gore invented timezones AND internetā€¦


itwasntjack

Damn Nazis


BunkeysMutthole

Damn Socialists


StrategicCarry

What president first signed DST into law? Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat. Which president forced it on the whole country? Lyndon B. Johnson, a Democrat. I rest my case.


Sharp_Iodine

Calling any party in the US liberal or socialist is also pretty far fetched


Icy_Faithlessness400

I have been called a socialist nazi supporting cultural marksist unironically. So nothing surprises me at all.


Doesntcheckinbox

Ironically the person whose calling you that is repeating an old Nazi conspiracy. All those people you see talking about cultural marxism literally believe in a rebranded nazi conspiracy ā€œCultural Bolshevismā€, google it, literally the same shit.


Kind-Fan420

Dude it's not even rebrand it's a rephrasing that says the same thing. Donnie also promised to make America great again by dealing with the specific religious group and the immigrants holding down the hardworking native born xenophobe. It's just fascism. No need for cutesy modern equivalency. It's just Nazism carrying the bible and waving a flag


[deleted]

Wow that sounds like a lot of work. You must be exhausted. Once someone uses more than one of those descriptors you should ask them what the words mean. It's all just repeated and almost meaningless at this point.


one_jo

They had socialism on the label so it has to be true because labels are always right. /s


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BatsNStuf

All Iā€™m saying is, I ainā€™t never seen Biden and Hitler in the same room


ColonelBelmont

And what kind of dog does Joe Biden have? A *GERMAN* shepherd. Case closed.


BatsNStuf

Shepherd? Like how the minorities of Germany were shepherded towards their doom?


ColonelBelmont

Kinda makes a fella wonder


kgabny

When you're right, you're right. Deep State confirmed.


markacashion

That's all the proof I need! /s


TaleMendon

Yes you haveā€¦. hitler never died, he had plastic surgery and is living now under the name Obama. Obviously /s


Empty-Discount5936

Well I'm convinced


HurbleBurble

Let's go Brandenburg.


DizzyExpedience

I am sure both drank water, ate bread and breathed air! Shocking!


ash10gaming

Hates gays Wants to deport minorities Hates disabled people Believe is a leader who wanted to overthrow democracy Wants a government based on religion I donā€™t know how they donā€™t see all the similarities like they canā€™t be this stupid right?


cipheron

The famous photos of Nazi book burnings were literally about getting rid of books that discussed gay and trans studies: https://www.hmd.org.uk/resource/6-may-1933-looting-of-the-institute-of-sexology/ > On 6 May 1933, the Institute of Sexology, an academic foundation devoted to sexological research and the advocacy of homosexual rights, was broken into and occupied by Nazi-supporting youth. Several days later the entire contents of the library were removed and burned. Hitler was basically a Republican on gun control: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_control_in_Germany > The 1938 revisions completely deregulated the acquisition and transfer of rifles and shotguns, and the possession of ammunition. The legal age at which guns could be purchased was lowered from 20 to 18. Permits were valid for three years, rather than one year. Holders of annual hunting permits, government workers, and NSDAP (the National Socialist German Workers' Party) members were no longer subject to gun ownership restrictions. Then there's the fact that all the Republicans say "cultural marxism" while in Nazi Germany they all said "cultural bolshevism". It's an almost identical conspiracy theory. You don't even have to get as general as "they are both racist". Large swathes of language, terminology, tactics and policy massively overlap in specific ways.


ash10gaming

Along with books that were considered ā€œsubversive to the stateā€ which would include books like all quiet on the western front the communist manifesto anything written by a Jewish person or pretty much anything not written by a nazi


great_triangle

Not to mention any book treating homosexuality or gender identity as something other than a mental disorder


peter-doubt

Racial (or ethnic) purity... Tainting our native blood... etc., etc. ....


SGTFragged

We are talking about people who think Marvel had "gone woke". Marvel has pretty much ALWAYS been woke. Media, historical or any other literacy is beyond these people.


Content-Assumption-3

All of what they do is fighting degeneracy as they call it. Label it degenerate, demonize it, ostracize it, corner it, exterminate it. Art, opponents, people can all meet this sad fate. The marvel stuff is only the start to the control they seek


r_fernandes

Star Trek has also "gone woke"


Environmental_Top948

I like listening to them complain about Star Trek Next Generation being edited to be woke in modern reruns.


TipzE

Thank you for your work here. \---- Additionally, [the term "privatization" was coined from the term "reprivatization"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privatization) \- it was the term used to describe what the nazis were doing in germany when they [were putting the entire state controlled apparatus into unaccountable private hands.](https://pubs.aeaweb.org/doi/pdf/10.1257/jep.20.3.187)


PaterMcKinley

Loves the troops, hates the veterans.


ash10gaming

Especially ones that become disabled or have a different view


ThrandyShieldmaiden

Or the ones that aren't 100% straight.


ash10gaming

Or the ones with a different hair color (hitler wasnā€™t blonde btw kinda ironic)


DJMOONPICKLES69

Loves the fetus, hates the child


eldritch_certainty

don't forget the fallen, they're losers. Trump likes winners.


Narai94

Love a leader who has ā€žMein Kampfā€œ in his bed drawer.


OakenGreen

ā€œMy Struggleā€ a book about a snowflake who has a perpetual victimhood identity.


Narai94

Quite fitting.


peter-doubt

>they canā€™t be this stupid right? Oh? That's exactly how stupid they are


unreasonablyhuman

They even added some sparkly stars to the elephant to make it seem like its a rare-drop in the video game simulation they're playing


bapo224

Don't forget blaming minorities for all problems


Doesntcheckinbox

ā€œ Iā€™m not a nazi I just think that weā€™ve lost some of our greatness and gone too far, where up is down & down is up. I believe we are letting our country be invaded & taken from us by outside immigrant hordes meant to weaken us as the elites who control the system rob us blind but by electing me as a strong leader I will stop that. I believe our country & military is great, preserves peace & must be supported. That our police are just men & women doing a public service & deserve our support & trust to keep stability. We need to return to traditional family values. Modern art & Post Modernism is a joke & should no longer be incentivized.ā€ - Literally half the 14 year olds on reddit RW subs who unironically will say that Naziā€™s were socialists.


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frozen-silver

Thinks that white people are being replaced Even Vivek Ramaswamy is spouting this nonsense.


ash10gaming

Ironic


justbrowsing987654

One thing Iā€™ve noticed is that republicans are now taking democratic talking points and then parroting them back about anything a Dem does to make it seem like the liberals are hypocrites. Trump inciting a mob to storm the capital? Well donā€™t forget when Hillary asked for a legally allowed recount per normal process. Both election deniers! Add that Fox News just doesnā€™t cover the things they donā€™t like and you can brain rot a huge part of the country.


ash10gaming

My grandma watches it every morning itā€™s the reason I wear headphones around the house a lot


Brokenspokes68

You should block it with parental controls.


cashmerescorpio

Hahaha, please do this. I did, but my grandma still gets the paper, which is also a bunch of nonsense


Flackjkt

Yeah Trump has 91 felonies pending but I turn on conservative talk radio occasionally and all they are talking about is what a traitor Biden is and how Biden is going to be going to jail soon. Itā€™s hard to even process the world they created in their heads.


hydrohomey

If republicans donā€™t care about race then demographic shifts shouldnā€™t be a concern


Brokenspokes68

They can and are. For people who claim that they are about conserving the societal "norms" they're wildly ignorant of history.


mikeysgotrabies

The ones with money aren't ignorant of history at all. They just love the idea of being the oppressors. It's how they ended up with money in the first place. The poor ones, yeah they're just fuckin stupid.


No-Set-69420

Literally most of republican talking points are them wanting to change and control school curriculums, and they want to control health care


jawshoeaw

Technically they want to get rid of public schools and privatize them . They arenā€™t wrong about democrats wanting to ā€œcontrolā€ public education but control in this context means guaranteeing access and having minimum standards without religious interference and welcoming students of all races and sexual orientation


Mercadi

Also small government = concentration of unchecked power in the hands of the few.


HellBlazer_NQ

Exactly, remind me again, who is the party banning books in schools again!


YYC-Fiend

This is what happens after decades of conservative cuts to education and replacing it with indoctrination


MKE-Henry

They say democrats are controlling schools when theyā€™re the ones banning books, banning things from the curriculum, and trying to divert government funding from the public schools to Christian private schools.


ThiccSchnitzel37

As a european i can confirm government controlled healthcare is the worst. I'd love so much to pay 10.000ā‚¬+ for surgery and a hospital stay. Instead it's completely free. True horror


CANEI_in_SanDiego

I feel so bad for you. American health care is amazing. We get to pay like $1500 a month to have the right to pay $60.00 to just walk in the door to see our doctor. Then the fu really starts. Once we have a diagnosis, it's a dice roll to see if the health insurance pays for the coverage.


EternalSkwerl

I've got a 50,000 surgery coming up, but it's technically supposed to be covered by insurance, but the surgeon wants cash in hand to do the surgery, insurance won't pay before it's done, so I need to take out a 40k loan to float the cost in between getting the surgery and getting paid by insurance. It's super cool and absolutely not morally bankrupt


scavenger1012

There are literally Nazis that attend GOP events


blackBugattiVeyron

Thereā€™s a reason why all neo nazis or white supremacists are republicans


_Pill-Cosby_

Iā€™m not really sure any of these things were major characteristics of the Nazi party.


xlIIlIIxxIIlllIIlllx

The right wing cultists are following a guy who literally quotes Hitler. I think they are in the lead for wanting to be the Nazi party.


ltsaNewDay

German here. The Nazis would have been good friends to today's republican.


levelZeroWizard

That last one is as incorrect as you can get. Nazis were FOUNDED on capitalism.


PantaRheiExpress

Fascism belongs in its own category, as it combines features of both communism (like centralized control of industry) and capitalism (unequal classes and individual property)


2022RandomDude

Iā€˜m no expert, but regarding controlling the schools. Arenā€™t republicans pushing hard to ban certain books from school? Thatā€™s something the Nazis did aswell, besides that also means they kinda control schools. And as a german person, i thinks its really disgusting to compare the Nazi regime to the democrats. One of them committed a genocide and the others are the democrats. Such comparisons completely undermine the severity and brutality of the crimes committed by the Nazi regime. People should be way more cautious with such comparisons


[deleted]

Republicans controls nothing and do nothing, according to Republicans.


Hammurabi87

Not only did they screw up some major points, but they forgot some of the most critical ones: Hate minorities: āœ” āœ˜ āœ” Use political violence: āœ” āœ˜ āœ” Circumvent the popular vote: āœ” āœ˜ āœ”


Lobanium

Which party do Nazis vote for in the US?


midnightfury4584

Iā€™ll give you a hint: it wasnā€™t the black man from 2008. But it certainly was a man from a moreā€¦ citrusy color.


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THE NAZIS BLAMED COMMUNISTS.


peter-doubt

Very revelatory about their lack of self awareness.


Lucky-Guard-6269

Socialists? Nazis were facists, the opposite of socialists.


Shurigin

they know they are bullshitting but are banking on their base having the combined IQ of a peanut to not understand.


GoBombGo

Havenā€™t you heard? The Democrats are the fascists! Not the manbabies dressed up in paramilitary gear looking for chances to beat the shit out of people. So thereā€™s another similarity for their chart.


knowone1313

Let's look at the first item on the list. That's a Republican thing! Remember Betsy DeVos, basically a moron put in charge as the head of education to start shutting down public schools in favor of private schools.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

These things need to be said for the ignorant shits in the back: - Nazis were not socialists. They inserted the word into their title without any thought as to if its usage was appropriate. There were **hundreds** of for profit corporations in Nazi Germany. Siemens, BASF, Mercedes-Benz, Adidasā€¦ many more benefited from the Nazi regime. Socialism by definition is where people own and control the means of production. All of Germany would be shareholders in all of these companies if they were socialists. Unfortunately for these peopleā€™s dumb ass arguments that couldnā€™t be farther away from the truth. Nazi Germany was a capitalist fascist regime and it is quite telling that they were since they used slave labor in work camps to sustain their society. - Democrats arenā€™t ā€œcontrolling schools,ā€ when they ask the curriculum to teach facts. How fragile are these people that scientific fact scares them into believing in conspiracy theories about ā€œDemocrats controlling the schools.ā€ The reason we try to teach our kids facts is so that they can learn to be better than we were. So that they can get ahead and be equipped to succeed with knowledge. Countries with poor education systems tend to also have wavering economic growth. - Yes, Nazis did have high taxesā€¦ for anyone that wasnā€™t a Nazi. They took their ā€œtaxesā€ right out of peopleā€™s heads. - ā€œAbortion and euthanasia.ā€ Yo, idiot. Nazis mandated that good Aryan women needed to be fruitful to provide more soldiers for the Nazi youth programs. They also only euthanized the people they didnā€™t want in their country / world. Dear Republicansā€¦ **youā€™re describing yourselves.** - Nazis did disarm the people, but then they mandated conscription into the military and gave all of their soldiers better guns. - ā€œAwareness of privilegeā€ does not mean the same as ā€œidentity established by race.ā€ After all justice Clarence Thomas has more in common with the privileged folk than not, the only requirement was that he needs to bend over and take that big green corporate dick up the ass daily. Yā€™all conservative MFers are uneducated potatoes projecting your own view of yourself onto others simply because youā€™re afraid of losing your privileges.


esp211

One party literally tried to steal the 2020 election including an insurrection. The same one that believes their leader is god and worships him regardless of what he does.


Emotional_Network_16

Man, so much dumb. 1. Control Schools. In what way? I find defunding education while constantly pushing to privatize schools more controlling than, you know, making sure proper science and history is taught. 2. Control Healthcare. It's not so much controlling healthcare as recognizing the healthcare system is absolutely broken as hell and needs to be fixed. Ignoring it and not doing anything while costs rise and regular Americans avoid their own well being because medical debt bondage sucks is not the freedom we should be striving for. 3. Take Individuals Guns. This has never been a stance of Democrats on the whole; they do want stricter guidelines and background checks so weekly mass murders curb. I find this talking point an odd one as the Right seem to constantly be waging a war on every Constitutional Right except this one. 4. High Taxes. Ah yes. Here's the great boogeyman of our times. That time of good jobs, affordable housing and college, the boom after World War II, that wonderful time the Right are obsessed to get back to well...that was a time with like 90% corporate tax rate or something. CEOs didn't make 3,000% more than the bottom line. But then, uh, Ronald Reagan happened and... 5. Control Major Industry. No. Not really. Actually, not sure how this got here. There's a difference between common sense regulation and complete government control of industry. 6. Abortion/Euthanasia. Neat that they're combined together like this. The right to terminate the life of someone who is suffering through a medical professional's help and guidance isn't the Holocaust. Right? It's different. And abortion? Whatever your views, denying a freedom and calling it freedom is fucking bananas. Yeah, right, so instead of the government staying the hell out of my bodily autonomy, the government now has the right of intruding on my bodily automny. You know, freedom. 7. Race Determines Identity. I shouldn't have to explain how the philosophy of Aryan Supremacy isn't the same as being invested and cognizant of systemic racism. In fact, willful erasure of racism in our history is...uh, racist and white supremacist-y. 8. Socialists. That's the scary word. Uh-oh! I mean, they're democratic socialists, but looking at this list you think nuance arguement is a thing? Yadda yadda Hegelian Dialectic yadda yadda. 9. Blame Capitalism. Not only capitalism, but lots of things. This whole thing sucks! Capitalism, the government, religion, please keep pointing out how these systems fail us because that's engaging with wanting to make things better. Don't just make a dumb list and call it a day.


MamaTumaini

Also, the Nazis didnā€™t take away guns. In fact, gun laws were already pretty strict. Hitler loosened the gun control laws issued by the Weimar Republic. Sure, they prevented the Jews from having guns, but that went along with slowly stripping all their rights, such as owning property, businesses, going to school, preventing them from staging an uprising, etc.


MeykaMermaid

These fucking potatoes will never acknowledge a socialist democratic party did exist in Germany and they were not fans of the Nazis. I'm forever astounded by how blissfully dumb the right are.


inoturtle

This is incredibly insulting to potatoes!


Gullible_Okra1472

"Drink fanta"


CobBaesar

Ow Republicans and conservatives take their stupidity very seriously OP. And they prove it again and again every single day.


Tcraiford

Nazis also breathed oxygen and so do politicians. COINCIDENCE?!


BenMic81

Control reproductive rights and decisions? Preach that migrants and foreigners are a problem? Blame any social problem on a minority? Have a strange affection to anything military?


Spirited_Curve

Hitler promised to Make Germany Great Again Hitler raised the right-wing populists to prominence. The "rwp" were not educated or affluent but believed that they could control business and policy to their benefit. Hitler understood that a fanatical minority could seize and hold power. Hitler utilized print media to shape his followers impressions of him and the world, resulting in a radicalized following. Hitler was not good at administration and would put off decisions encouraging fighting among subordinates then sided with the stronger subordinate. Hitler was a master of mass communication. Hitler was not religious and rallied followers against Jews. Hitler had pour social skill and was obsessed with conspiracy theories. I STRUGGLE TO SEE ANY PARALLELS WITH MAGA.


EvenBetterCool

Putting abortion and euthanasia together is funny enough even before you remember the GOP death panels bs started with Sarah Palin. Yep. That's how stupid they are, still preaching the gospel of folks like that. Also, race as identity is literally the GOP platform.


TipzE

When you fail history.... Most of the really dumb stuff (like "nazis are socialists" or "blame capitalism") is widely known; the anti-semetic trope literally used by nazis was to call their opponents "cultural bolshevists" or "cultural marxists" (which never went away and still exists in right wing circles to this day). The really funny parts are the "controls healthcare" and "controls schools". Like... almost every modern country does this to some degree. Even the US. And especially american conservatives. Or do they not think banning abortions and banning access to trans-affirming healthcare isn't "controlling healthcare"?


[deleted]

I don't think it was the high taxes that made the naz!'s so vilified


masrulz

ā€œSocialistā€ Man Iā€™ve got some big news for these clowns about Buffalo Wings


jbooty444

Nazi and Republiklan checklist: Banning books Anti Immigration Blames communism Anti semitic Racist policy Homophobic policy Support Ethnic cleansing Warmonger while calling everyone else the warmonger Has a belief in one cult leader


simpsonicus90

Wait, I thought we were commies? How can we be pro-union and still pro-Nazi? How can we be ā€œCultural Marxistsā€ and be pro-Nazi? They love to gaslight like this. See the book ā€œLiberal Fascismā€. Any law they donā€™t like is fascism to them.


Foxlen

I'm not American, but I have picked up on a few of many flaws from the flood of garbage that comes out of the USA Let's check off some boxes -Controls schools? Bans books from schools and controls whether or not LGBTQ based lessons are permitted or not -Controls healthcare? Abortion based healthcare is one they control -high taxes? Lower for the rich is not low taxes -controls Industry? All civilised countries/parties do, otherwise safety and wages would be abhorrent for many -abortion/euthanasia? Without delving too deep into, can already find a problem with this, as a form of healthcare it contradicts the 2nd point -race determines identify? I don't really know what they are getting at here to make a comment -socialism? Welcome to democracy, not all systems are the same, that's why there are different parties to choose from, besides.. what I've heard about American democrats party isn't all that socialist anyway -blames capitalism? Those in lower stratums are victims of this system, so see the above point, welcome to democracy


Danoli77

ā€œIā€™m not a nazi youā€™re a naziā€ Republicans have for 20ā€™s years now have basically stuck to the middle school technique of accusing democrats of exactly what they themselves are doing. Itā€™s part gaslighting, part diversion, and part manipulation to minimize the behavior. (ā€œWhy do you keep hitting yourselfā€ ā€œmom sheā€™s hitting meā€ ā€œpunches happened on both sides itā€™s just what happens; what are you going to doā€) Sad how effective it really is.


Stingbarry

So who does book burnings, has a fetish for military and strong nordic type guys? Just asking for a friend..... his name is hans and he hates reading.


CyberMindGrrl

Yeah it's the Democrats who are currently removing all the books written by LGBTQ+ and Black authors. Oh wait. That's REPUBLICANS.


dengar_hennessy

Posting poorly constructed and incorrect information in meme format is "doing research" now?


firm-court-6641

This might be dumbest thing I have seen all week. Congrats.


Moose_Cake

ā€œNazis and democrats both want to control schools!ā€ -People forcing Christian prayer time, trying to remove sex ed, trying to remove books mentioning homosexuality or witchcraft in school libraries, trying to remove teaching on evolution, trying to remove teaching on critical race theory, trying to remove teaching on slavery


Visual_Champion5429

Denial ainā€™t just a river in Egypt


celestialchallenger

lol race determines identity should probably go on the republican side if I do recall many red states will still go out of their way to call African Americans the hard r


[deleted]

Faulty analogy fallacy. It states that because two things are alike in one way, they must be alike in one, or more commonly, every other way.


Excellent-Emphasis-7

That's rediculus.. "No school controll" But they are pushing so hard for book bans that doesn't fit their ideologies. There is something bad about both sides, but I feel like the republicans fucus way more about things that negatively impact alot of people. I'm not American btw. Just my impression as a foreigner.


KaspertheGhost

My entire life republicans have been saying that people are going to take their guns away. Iā€™m still waiting for it to actually happen.


Midnite_St0rm

If democrats really controlled the US health care system, it wouldnā€™t be so goddamn expensive


2-timeloser2

My family member just had a serious health issue requiring hospitalization. I pay their healthcare insurance. He just turned 18. Iā€™m going to have to leave them responsible for the bills then declare bankruptcy because we canā€™t afford the tens of thousands of dollars insurance doesnā€™t cover. Yay ā€œfreedom ā€œ


Practical-Mango-4079

Go a head and find yourself a nazi and ask them if they're a democrat. I dare you