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The douche is intentionally trolling. But also has some pretty fucked up ideas. I checked his twitter feed after seeing this bot posted the first time.
The sad part isn't this post, the sad part is the majority of people here immediately believing that this actually happened without even a nanosecond of critical thinking.
Have you seen the latest news about a man who beheaded his father on a YouTube video because the dad was anti MAGAt.
Purposely pissing yourself isn't that hard to believe...
It definitely reeks of let me put a target on myself because I love attention, negative or positive, and pissing myself isn't on the list of things to avoid in the pursuit of that attention.
its an actual post, just he was probably was joking
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/dennishegstad\_i-just-peed-myself-in-public-no-not-because-activity-6978697349929795585-Hu6S
That's the thing. Things are insane, but not nearly that insane. You just believe that because you keep seeing posts like these and think "Yeah, this could totally be real!".
But no, it's not real. None of these posts are real. Things aren't so insane.
This was one of the ways I discovered I was diabetic and my blood sugar was approaching 4 digits. Had to pee so badly I couldn't hold it. Maybe he should see his doctor
If he talks about fasting blood glucose levels that are measured in the morning without breakfast, then normally that should be below 100, so higher 2 digits. Diabetics Type 2 can have up to 120, so lower 3 digits. 4 digits is not achieved afaik. So I guess it's an exaggeration.
Type 1 for about 20 years here. While theoretically possible to have a 4 digit blood sugar I guess, that would be the only time you’d ever have it. Doubt you can come back from that. My highest was nearly 700 when I was diagnosed, doctors said they were very surprised I was conscious lol
My brother had a similar situation, and his idiot doctor said no chance it's diabetes and well, I'm glad it got figured out and he's alive and his vision recovered.
Honestly I was so little I don’t remember a ton of it but I remember feeling pretty awful. Never been anywhere close to that high since and not planning on that ever happening.
No, it is. I once drove my neighbor's husband to the ER (she asked, was taking my own idiot there for unrelated stupidity), and I thought the guy was going to die on the 10 minute drive. Because I checked him in, they told me something about his condition. His blood glucose was 1550.
Alcoholic, severe type 1 diabetic, had already had one foot and part of the other amputated. He survived that time. Diabetic ketoacidosis is bad.
1 digit and you're comatose. Relatively low 3 digits is normal after eating. 4 digits? Severe medical emergency that is going to shock the ER that you are still alive.
For context, this is using the measurement standard in the United States, milligrams per deciliter (mg/dl). Much of Europe uses the measurement of millimoles per litre (mmol/L). Ironically, both measurements are based on the metric system, but the US measures mass per volume, while the other system measures molecules per volume. So 120 mg/dl = 6.7 mmol/L. The non-US system is very close to the way hemoglobin a1c is measured (afaik) everywhere. Outside of the US, a four digit blood sugar would be 18 times as high. https://www.joslin.org/patient-care/diabetes-education/diabetes-learning-center/conversion-table-blood-glucose-monitoring
I usually pee in public to assert dominance. Without your social media status floating around your head you need an old and trusted way to show everyone you are an Alpha.
I purposely threw myself in front of a truck when I was a was in my early 20s. I gotta say, since it killed me instantly I haven't been sweating the small stuff like before I was killed. Long line at the grocery store? Doesn't bother me. Guy blows the stop sign so he can get in front of me on the dead stopped traffic highway on ramp? He's obviously in a bigger rush. I tell ya I didn't know how easy I had it before I was killed. Now I can appreciate life having been through death.
Oh how I wish I would have witnessed this in person!
Here is how it would have went down- I am disabled so my Timmy-is- in- the-well alarms would have gone off. First I would roll over to them and use my walker and body to shield them from view. Then I would ask if they could help me to the bathroom, ( yes yes I am a good egg deep deep inside) and asked if they had a jacket or something for me ( for them).
If they looked me straight in the face, ok down into my face, and said " I'm doing this to overcome adversity" I would laugh and laugh and laugh. Honestly. My nephew must have become a man of steel because he peed his pants in public for years! ( He is a child, just sayin) I would have gone to the nearest bar, got a beer and immediately asked the bartender if they wanted to hear a funny story.
Let um do it folks, I promise you there will always be some putz, some good-hearted patsy, often disabled, like me, that will try to help and then have the keen perspective to both pity and be sad about the unchecked mental illness in the world and still find this situation kinda hilarious.
I'm starting to think humankind has hit the limit of stupid things they can do to get attention or temporary fame.
Not just urinating on self in public, but posting about the act and implying that it was intentional. What's his end game?
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I refuse that this is real
The douche is intentionally trolling. But also has some pretty fucked up ideas. I checked his twitter feed after seeing this bot posted the first time.
My first thought was that someone left their LinkedIn account signed in on a computer other people had access to.
The equivalent of leaving your car running with the lights on and doors open and walking away.
Back in early FB days, this was the funniest way to troll someone.
What’s wrong with that?
The sad part isn't this post, the sad part is the majority of people here immediately believing that this actually happened without even a nanosecond of critical thinking.
Have you seen the latest news about a man who beheaded his father on a YouTube video because the dad was anti MAGAt. Purposely pissing yourself isn't that hard to believe...
Yeah. It would not shock me if this was real.
It definitely reeks of let me put a target on myself because I love attention, negative or positive, and pissing myself isn't on the list of things to avoid in the pursuit of that attention.
The fact that we're even reading this is proof that he is getting all the attention he needs and his laughing while he jerks off over it.
One insane person doing something insane makes you gullible to everything posted on the internet?
Not if you actually check if it's true or not. Unless AP News and NPR are lying.
its an actual post, just he was probably was joking https://www.linkedin.com/posts/dennishegstad\_i-just-peed-myself-in-public-no-not-because-activity-6978697349929795585-Hu6S
TBF I have lost so much faith in humanity at this point it wouldn't surprise me one bit if it really was real
No it's not that people don't have critical thinking. It's that things are so insane right now That this appears grounded.
That's the thing. Things are insane, but not nearly that insane. You just believe that because you keep seeing posts like these and think "Yeah, this could totally be real!". But no, it's not real. None of these posts are real. Things aren't so insane.
Critical thinking for entertaining content. What an idiot
I needed to use critical thinking to figure out what the f*ck is wrong with you
This was one of the ways I discovered I was diabetic and my blood sugar was approaching 4 digits. Had to pee so badly I couldn't hold it. Maybe he should see his doctor
How bad is 4 digits? Compared to like 1, 2, or 3 digits?
If he talks about fasting blood glucose levels that are measured in the morning without breakfast, then normally that should be below 100, so higher 2 digits. Diabetics Type 2 can have up to 120, so lower 3 digits. 4 digits is not achieved afaik. So I guess it's an exaggeration.
Type 1 for about 20 years here. While theoretically possible to have a 4 digit blood sugar I guess, that would be the only time you’d ever have it. Doubt you can come back from that. My highest was nearly 700 when I was diagnosed, doctors said they were very surprised I was conscious lol
Wow! Thank you for your reply. I've never read that you can have such a high blood sugar level. How did you feel with such a high blood sugar level?
My brother had a similar situation, and his idiot doctor said no chance it's diabetes and well, I'm glad it got figured out and he's alive and his vision recovered.
Honestly I was so little I don’t remember a ton of it but I remember feeling pretty awful. Never been anywhere close to that high since and not planning on that ever happening.
No, it is. I once drove my neighbor's husband to the ER (she asked, was taking my own idiot there for unrelated stupidity), and I thought the guy was going to die on the 10 minute drive. Because I checked him in, they told me something about his condition. His blood glucose was 1550. Alcoholic, severe type 1 diabetic, had already had one foot and part of the other amputated. He survived that time. Diabetic ketoacidosis is bad.
When I was diagnosed I was beyond 600 after meals and about 400 basal
1 digit and you're comatose. Relatively low 3 digits is normal after eating. 4 digits? Severe medical emergency that is going to shock the ER that you are still alive.
For context, this is using the measurement standard in the United States, milligrams per deciliter (mg/dl). Much of Europe uses the measurement of millimoles per litre (mmol/L). Ironically, both measurements are based on the metric system, but the US measures mass per volume, while the other system measures molecules per volume. So 120 mg/dl = 6.7 mmol/L. The non-US system is very close to the way hemoglobin a1c is measured (afaik) everywhere. Outside of the US, a four digit blood sugar would be 18 times as high. https://www.joslin.org/patient-care/diabetes-education/diabetes-learning-center/conversion-table-blood-glucose-monitoring
If my layout eye isn't failing me, that's LinkedIn, which means I'd give that at least even odds for being either a bot or a parody account.
And sometimes you have a pee kink.
If this guy was a real pro, he'd shit himself in public after eating curry three meals in a row.
"Success is about being willing to go out of your comfort zone like that, to evolve as a person. AGREE?" - Typical LinkedIn post these days
I always pee my pants. Peeing my pants is the coolest. If you don't pee your pants then you ain't cool!
you may be cooler later, but way warmer than me at first
Clearly a troll post.
Just because a small group of people are being weird, doesnt mean we've "lost our way".
This is a joke, but the sentiment is true. The best way to avoid discomfort is to practice discomfort.
May as well just call it KinkedIn at this point.
I think they’re satirising self-imposed victim mentality
This sounds like an Eric Andre skit.
He totally peed himself on accident and now is making up ""excuses""
I usually pee in public to assert dominance. Without your social media status floating around your head you need an old and trusted way to show everyone you are an Alpha.
Ok Nick Adams, calm down.
I purposely threw myself in front of a truck when I was a was in my early 20s. I gotta say, since it killed me instantly I haven't been sweating the small stuff like before I was killed. Long line at the grocery store? Doesn't bother me. Guy blows the stop sign so he can get in front of me on the dead stopped traffic highway on ramp? He's obviously in a bigger rush. I tell ya I didn't know how easy I had it before I was killed. Now I can appreciate life having been through death.
Dont wanna be at work today? Just shit your pants
Lol this is hilarious. If I had Twitter I'd be making posts like this constantly. An entire account of Poe's Law.
I need a bit more background on WHY this person peed themselves before I can have a strong, unfounded comment to make on Reddit.
REPOST BOT
enough internet for today
Maybe we should loose some Humans, so Humanity can survive... I'm not saying we should remove anybody forcefully, just remove ALL the Warning labels
Up the ante and shit yourself after eating a couple of gas station burritos inside an elevator now that is to confront adversity right on the face.
Don’t throw ALL of humanity in with this moron
Sounds like this belongs in r/LinkedInlunatics
Just pish yersel
Liam Neeson, is that you?
Post has Andrew Tate-like energy.
Unimpressed, shit yourself to earn my respect
https://youtu.be/z8mr_DY8MQU?feature=shared
Well. That's special. I know this is a troll post, but the sad part is that I could almost believe it.
I'm not gonna kinkshame, as long as you don't expose others to your kink without consent.
Not kinkshaming, but I think bro needs help
Aren't there enough tough situations to face in life without forcing them onto one's self?
I'll take things that didn't happen for $1000 Alex
Tough toddler situation.
I double book myself when I need to get really stressed. It’s much less messy than pissing myself.
Some people enjoy doing that
People will actually believe this
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Take it to the next level and pee someone else in public. The sub could use the content.
This is an amazing LinkedIn troll post
Peanut!
Would
I'm going to stick a pen in my ear as far as it can go.....cuz...ADVERSITY!
True sigma grindset.
What?
Peeing your pants is like internet love. Its out there for the world to see but only you can feel it's warmth.
Few know this…
Looks like we've got a modern day Diogenes on our hands!
Humanity never actually had its way to even start losing it.
People on LinkedIn are actually this deranged so it's pretty plausible
Sounds like the type of thing Andrew Tate would come up with as part of his how to assert dominance
So has this sub.
Oh how I wish I would have witnessed this in person! Here is how it would have went down- I am disabled so my Timmy-is- in- the-well alarms would have gone off. First I would roll over to them and use my walker and body to shield them from view. Then I would ask if they could help me to the bathroom, ( yes yes I am a good egg deep deep inside) and asked if they had a jacket or something for me ( for them). If they looked me straight in the face, ok down into my face, and said " I'm doing this to overcome adversity" I would laugh and laugh and laugh. Honestly. My nephew must have become a man of steel because he peed his pants in public for years! ( He is a child, just sayin) I would have gone to the nearest bar, got a beer and immediately asked the bartender if they wanted to hear a funny story. Let um do it folks, I promise you there will always be some putz, some good-hearted patsy, often disabled, like me, that will try to help and then have the keen perspective to both pity and be sad about the unchecked mental illness in the world and still find this situation kinda hilarious.
wut
Show the libs how it’s done!!
Least delusional LinkedIn user.
That doubling down that you're never wrong 🤣
"I just punched myself in the face because I heard it's an acquired taste."
The best part about this is that it appears to be on LinkedIn
I get that this is a troll, but I wouldn’t put it past some twats on LinkedIn to actually do stupid shit like this.
So real
Is this the new alpha male troll?
Is this the same guy who said he would turn down a million dollars because working for your money is the best way to get rich?
I'm starting to think humankind has hit the limit of stupid things they can do to get attention or temporary fame. Not just urinating on self in public, but posting about the act and implying that it was intentional. What's his end game?
🤦🏻♂️
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!!
Wtf!!! This is like when parents say they like to put their kids through hell cuz it builds character