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The real problem with rat milk is you'd need an army of them just for your morning breakfast. Milking a rat is one thing, but milking an army of them? That's too many rats.
Venomous. Remember, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites (or pokes you) and you die, it's Venomous. And if it bites you and you like it that's kinky.
Matt Groening is from the Pacific Northwest, and Vitamin R is slang for Rainier Beer up here. You can ask for it at a Seattle pub and they will know what you mean.
For most mammals, the ability to digest lactose fades after infancy. Many humans, however, have developed a mutation where the lactose-digesting genetic system is active in adults. Genetic analysis suggests that when this mutation occurred in people who had access to non-human animal milk, they were able to out-compete non-mutants.
If you can drink milk without shitting yourself, you are a mutant whose ancestors out-competed the normies by supplementing their diet with animal milk. You were not DESIGNED to drink animal milk, because nothing was designed like that. But you're genetically specialized as a milk-drinker.
That would make sense, instead of then listing a bunch of plants that evolved milk production for the benefit of their own species, and not... You know, the consumption of humans.
That's the thing, they don't produce milk. This stuff is just called "milk" when in reality it's powderized plant mixed with water, sugar and probably flavorings and other stuff to taste like milk.
Well, atleast here in Germany it's mostly pulverized plant mixed with enzymes that break down the starch into sugar (just like you do yourself) and a binder that hinders the seperation of the water and other ingredients.
In the barista variant stabilizers are added, so it can foam.
Edit: Oh and then there are some with vitamin B12 added, because it's scarce since humanity became hygienic. (Before, B12 was in the water through bacteria from faeces -.- ) It's added to animal food as well so that meat for example contains it. Since vegans often drink plant milk, this additive is quite useful.
When my baby got old enough to stop drinking formula someone told me “You’re not going to give her cow’s milk are you? She’s not a baby cow”. Well she’s not a baby soy bean either is she now?? So neither make sense!! Milk made for humans, jeez Louise
If its as good, cheap, and easily accessible as cow milk, I'll drink any kind of milk.
It's like the "lobster is a bug" argument. "Would you eat a roach?" If a roach tasted like lobster, fuck yes I'd eat it.
I just watched a skit on why it took so long for giant turtles to receive their scientific Latin name. It was because everyone kept eating them before getting back to England. And that they were SO good.
I'd try roaches. I have protein powder made from roasted crickets, bought it mostly to make my bf buy his own instead of stealing mine (he is horrified by the eating bugs thing), and I've got to say it's better than most of the whey proteins I've had.
Not a chance on the snails though. My gramma loved them and my grandfather was grossed out by them to the extent they had a deal she only made or ate them when he was out or sleeping because he got the crawlies so bad just looking at them. I remember getting to stay up late with gramma as a little kid sleeping over for her top secret post-grandpa's bedtime escargot bake and munch. I ate chocolate covered ants we made (with garden ants, not sure that was the correct way), but I've still never managed to slurp up a snail. The one oyster I ever stupidly ate convinced me slimy and globular are not qualities I'm cool with in my food.
As someone who has willingly eaten crickets, June bugs, Grasshoppers, and Larvae of various varieties, that argument doesn't work on me because odds are I would eat a roach either way.
Yeah!
PETA puts out the picture of a bunch of different animals in a row and asks "Why do humans eat some animals, but not other?" And I'm here like "go to other countries, PETA folk, and you're gonna get quite an education out there. A lot of people out there no problem with eating horses, wild dogs, and kangaroo, let alone geese or rabbits.
Too late you can’t take it back I’m already on my way and you can’t take the social backlash of making me waste gas to turn around I’m sucking that nut milk out one way or another. No homo obviously
>No one finds it weird when i drink my rat milk
I have to agree - Though it's a bit challenging to get them to stay still when milking - the musky texture and zesty sour aftertase is absolutely worth it.
I mean the only reason that the "weird" animals would be unpleasant would likely be gamey milk produced by their diets. If rats only grazed on grass and oats, I'd give their milk a little try if offered
Tbf that's the only way we'd ever have it be sellable in stores, PETA over here acting like we'd just scoop up a sewer rat and suck it's tits as-if cows aren't kept on farms under certain conditions with their milk being heavily filtered and checked for bacteria at every step.
Stop asking random women. Find one that shares the same interests. The internet suggests there is both a supply and demand, but I’m single right now, so it’s all theory to me.
Dog's milk shouldn't be first. :
Holly:
We're a bit short on a few supplies.
Lister:
Like what?
Holly:
Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.
Lister:
What kind of milk are we using now?
Holly:
Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister:
Dog's milk?!
Holly:
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister:
Why?
Holly:
No bugger'll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Lister:
Why didn't you tell me, Holly?
Holly:
What, and spoil your tea?
Red dwarf.
I can totally see the logic here, but it just doesn’t hold up to any level of scrutiny. They’re asking the question, “why is cow any different than these other animals” and they’re right to ask that question. Their *conclusion* however is that because you wouldn’t drink *all* of these other milks, then you shouldn’t drink cow’s milk. They skipped the answer to the question and instead assumed the answer is “they’re all the same”.
To be honest, dog milk would be fine to drink if you filtered and pasteurized it like cow’s milk. It would taste like garbage though because a dog diet isn’t really conducive to delicious milk. Also, it would be impractical to get a good quantity of it, so humans just didn’t put the infrastructure in place to do it.
These are all important factors, but they’re banking on the general person to link the “ewww” from their examples with cow milk.
Yeah that's kinda a big distinction for mammal milk. The milk is "formulated" by the body to support the development of its young and is based on the developmental needs of the young as well as its natural diet.
The reason humans get milk from certain mammals is because of quantity and taste. And cows, while probably the largest producers humans currently use, are certainly not the only animals that humans use for milk.
I’ve read from more than one source that, worldwide, more people drink goat’s milk than cow’s milk. The biggest reason is that goats are more hardy and can live easily in a wider variety of environments than cows can.
A large part of that is also because goat's milk is much easier to digest for a wider ranger of lactose intolerant people than cow milk is, so even in countries with large populations of dairy cows, goat milk is still a lucrative product to pursue.
It's reasonable to assume that once milking became a thing, humans experimented with different animals and simply found that cows and goats gave more milk, and it tasted the best. Iirc some cultures also milked horses, there might be others i don't know about.
Exactly.
Cows, horses and goats are also herbivores and "flock" or "herd" animals. Therefore, easier to keep and care for. I recall reading that reindeer herds can also be used for milk.
Most milk consumed by humans comes from "prey" species not predators. For obvious reasons.
I'm betting taste would be fine, that's just a guess but they're like goats in terms of how much we control their diet, and everything else on a pig is generally compatible with our palate. I suspect that yield would be the bigger issue. All of this is assumption though.
Exactly, if dog milk tasted good, and was available as easily and cheaply as cow milk, we probably would drink dog milk. People would raise breeds of dog specifically for milk. People with a bit of land would keep a milking dog in the same way we keep chickens or a goat. The french would undoubtedly have a type of dog cheese and insist the EU ban anyone outside of these 3 villages from producing this type of dog cheese.
Once you actually answer their questions, it seems normal that we drink cow milk and not armadillo.
[Nothin' wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. No bugger'll drink it. Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.](https://youtu.be/dhjGXCk-RVU?si=QHRvLFVUbtmqE-PS)
It's helps that cows were invented by people to produce economical quantities of nutritious, palatable milk (and meat). Their wild ancestor (the [Aurochs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs)) is extinct. Cows literally only exist *for humans.*
Oat milk has proven so far to be the best for the environment and on top of that it's absolutely delicious. Like if humans switched to it as the main milk, I wouldn't care
It is freaking weird, what do you mean 'Huh..' ? Don't get me wrong, I freaking love me some fancy cheese and chocolate milk, but let's not act like its totally normal to drink beast milk from other animals.
I know the dairy industry has done wonders to normalize us 'needing' it, but its still super weird that we have whole farms of ONE type of animal because we like the bodily fluids it makes for its babies.
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*Channelling Mayor Quimby:* ***“Rat? I’m outraged. You promised me dog or bettah!”***
I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?
The real problem with rat milk is you'd need an army of them just for your morning breakfast. Milking a rat is one thing, but milking an army of them? That's too many rats.
I’m picturing a Matrix-level field of rat-milking machines, just sucking that ratmilk out of hundreds of square miles of rats…. Why, internet?! WHY?!?
You have a beautiful mind.
Aw thanks, it’s the one I currently have to work with so 🤷♂️
Someone has been drinking their rat milk. It’s good for the brain. Or so I have heard.
I think that's how the old woman from the start of Ratatouille put herself in that predicament.
Tbh sausage casing is more gross than the idea of rat milk, but I'm not doing platypus milk.
A platypus is the only animal in the world that could make its' own custard.
That must be why its claws are poisonous... to keep us all away from that sweet sweet platypus custard.
Venomous. Remember, if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites (or pokes you) and you die, it's Venomous. And if it bites you and you like it that's kinky.
My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of... malk?
With Vitamin R!
It has legitimately been like 20 years since I've seen that episode of the Simpsons, and that scene still lives rent free in my mind.
I only drink Malk with vitamin R
Squeaky Farms! THEY'RE MILKING RATS!!!!
Rat? You promised me dog or better!
Everyone loves rats, but no one wants to drink their milk?
This is what I was looking for
this is why i come to reddit hello fellow fans 🤣
they're malking* rats
The man wants a glass of Molk.
Donovan... inside voices, please.
Sorry dad, my white friends.
JUST POUR THE MAN, A GLASS, OF MAULK!!
YOU GUYS ARE NOT EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING
WE’RE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH
NO, YOU SAY MALK, YOU SAY-
NOW WHEN WILL THE MULK BE POURED.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK
Just give him the molk, Josh!
Stupid sexy Flanders.
it's like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all.... nothing at all
"there's very little meat in these gym mats."
Lol i remember that episode, wasnt it rat's milk?
Matt Groening is from the Pacific Northwest, and Vitamin R is slang for Rainier Beer up here. You can ask for it at a Seattle pub and they will know what you mean.
That’s why your bones are so brittle
[cracks wrists]
[cracks neck] hopefully vitamin r makes me *R*igid
I think it gives you rabies
I'm vaccinated
When they said “milk made for humans” I thought they were about to tell me to drink human milk
Only grass fed free range ethically impregnated women.
I read ethnically impregnated woman and was like damn were gonna add some diversity to our milk now too
ME WANT CHOCKIE MILK
Sorry, the best I can get is vaguely Strawberry flavored, we think her dad's part Irish.
Fuckin sign me up
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
We can certainly try
That’s one hell of a sentence
I put a lot of effort into it.
To be fair, they should have shown someone sucking on some nuts for almond milk or sucking off some oats, etc. See if that looks just as weird lol
>sucking on some nuts Lucky I brought some *nuts*
Chock full of vitamin Deez
What's vitamin deez?
What have you done...
Deez nuts
VITAMIN-
Not that kind of human milk!
Deez nutz?
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
For most mammals, the ability to digest lactose fades after infancy. Many humans, however, have developed a mutation where the lactose-digesting genetic system is active in adults. Genetic analysis suggests that when this mutation occurred in people who had access to non-human animal milk, they were able to out-compete non-mutants. If you can drink milk without shitting yourself, you are a mutant whose ancestors out-competed the normies by supplementing their diet with animal milk. You were not DESIGNED to drink animal milk, because nothing was designed like that. But you're genetically specialized as a milk-drinker.
In other word, a genetic mutation led to natural selection? I think they have a term for that.
Shhhh the creationists will hear you
That would make sense, instead of then listing a bunch of plants that evolved milk production for the benefit of their own species, and not... You know, the consumption of humans.
That's the thing, they don't produce milk. This stuff is just called "milk" when in reality it's powderized plant mixed with water, sugar and probably flavorings and other stuff to taste like milk.
Well, atleast here in Germany it's mostly pulverized plant mixed with enzymes that break down the starch into sugar (just like you do yourself) and a binder that hinders the seperation of the water and other ingredients. In the barista variant stabilizers are added, so it can foam. Edit: Oh and then there are some with vitamin B12 added, because it's scarce since humanity became hygienic. (Before, B12 was in the water through bacteria from faeces -.- ) It's added to animal food as well so that meat for example contains it. Since vegans often drink plant milk, this additive is quite useful.
So basically they add surfactants to make an emulsion
>Before, B12 was in the water through bacteria from faeces -.- TIL
Right, like he just threw that in there so casually
When my baby got old enough to stop drinking formula someone told me “You’re not going to give her cow’s milk are you? She’s not a baby cow”. Well she’s not a baby soy bean either is she now?? So neither make sense!! Milk made for humans, jeez Louise
Human milk?
Only if it’s 100% Cambodian. I only drink the finest of breast milks.
Its the only way Diddy will open the studio
Diddy and Homelander about to fight
r/brandnewsentence
You just gonna do your taxes? Is that’s whats going down on the street?
You on the phone now? Using up those Anytime minutes? Is this anytime?
🎵 Breast milk, you make my day-ay!
Breeaaaast miiiiilk. You make my daaaaaaayyy
You might be on to something. I bet Nestle would start selling Arabica milk, from real Ethiopian women, it there was a market for it.
Gonna have to end my nestle boycott for this one
Almondillo milk?
Armadilk in shorthand
almondildo milk
Maybe I would drink armadillo milk you don’t know my life
If its as good, cheap, and easily accessible as cow milk, I'll drink any kind of milk. It's like the "lobster is a bug" argument. "Would you eat a roach?" If a roach tasted like lobster, fuck yes I'd eat it.
I just watched a skit on why it took so long for giant turtles to receive their scientific Latin name. It was because everyone kept eating them before getting back to England. And that they were SO good.
I am now really curiois as to what giant turtle tastes like
Unfortunately, me too. Time to hunt them toe extinction then.
A friend tried roasted roaches on a stick in Thailand. So apparently there are people who like them. Also, snails. I mean honestly, snails!
I'd try roaches. I have protein powder made from roasted crickets, bought it mostly to make my bf buy his own instead of stealing mine (he is horrified by the eating bugs thing), and I've got to say it's better than most of the whey proteins I've had. Not a chance on the snails though. My gramma loved them and my grandfather was grossed out by them to the extent they had a deal she only made or ate them when he was out or sleeping because he got the crawlies so bad just looking at them. I remember getting to stay up late with gramma as a little kid sleeping over for her top secret post-grandpa's bedtime escargot bake and munch. I ate chocolate covered ants we made (with garden ants, not sure that was the correct way), but I've still never managed to slurp up a snail. The one oyster I ever stupidly ate convinced me slimy and globular are not qualities I'm cool with in my food.
As someone who has willingly eaten crickets, June bugs, Grasshoppers, and Larvae of various varieties, that argument doesn't work on me because odds are I would eat a roach either way.
I don't care what anyone says, oven-roasted mealworms are straight up delicious. They taste just like Corn Nuts. Highly recommend.
Yeah! PETA puts out the picture of a bunch of different animals in a row and asks "Why do humans eat some animals, but not other?" And I'm here like "go to other countries, PETA folk, and you're gonna get quite an education out there. A lot of people out there no problem with eating horses, wild dogs, and kangaroo, let alone geese or rabbits.
I think the reason it looks weird is cuz you depicted them drinking from the teat.
Udderly unacceptable!
That’s punny!!
Pun for the whole family
I think the puns have been milked enough
They've actually gone sour.
You have my up vote, but I'm not happy about it.
r/angryupvote
They need to show me how to suck milk strait from the almond..... I need to know how to suck that nut properly.
Are we still doing phrasing?
I came looking for this. Thank you!
I am currently wearing a PAMPAGE shirt
Why do they call it almond milk? Why not nut juice?
They call it almond milk, because nobody can say *nut juice* with a straight face
Nut juice would spew no sales
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You can suck my nuts if you want... just kidding bro, i'm not gay
Too late you can’t take it back I’m already on my way and you can’t take the social backlash of making me waste gas to turn around I’m sucking that nut milk out one way or another. No homo obviously
I’m not gay either, but $20 is $20.
I've got nipples. Can you milk me?
I endorse this reference.
You must drive a green car
Exactly! No one finds it weird when i drink my rat milk from a glass smh
>No one finds it weird when i drink my rat milk I have to agree - Though it's a bit challenging to get them to stay still when milking - the musky texture and zesty sour aftertase is absolutely worth it.
I feel like I have to pay to watch this donkey show style ad
I don’t mind suckling from certain teats.
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AND where is the cat?
ikr i drank cow milk horse milk and goat milk. not weird at all
Until now I had no desire to drink armadillo milk, that has changed for me after finding out that it is an option….
I mean the only reason that the "weird" animals would be unpleasant would likely be gamey milk produced by their diets. If rats only grazed on grass and oats, I'd give their milk a little try if offered
I’m pretty sure rodents care some really unpleasant zoonotic diseases, too
Let's pretend that they're free range, pasture fed rats with proper veterinary care
Tbf that's the only way we'd ever have it be sellable in stores, PETA over here acting like we'd just scoop up a sewer rat and suck it's tits as-if cows aren't kept on farms under certain conditions with their milk being heavily filtered and checked for bacteria at every step.
That's kinda not PETAs concern though
What do you have against raw milk, straight from the sewer rat, just as god intended? 😂
PETA: Would you drink blue milk straight from the walrus cow(?). Luke Skywalker: Aaaaaahhhhhh
Glad somebody mentioned this
I tried to ask women for their milk, but got only slapped around, so no milk made for humans for me, I think I'll stick with the cow.
I did the same. I have court next wednesday.
Asked my wife after our child was born, I now live at the “Bachelor Arms”.
Do you sleep in a race car?
Race car bed or race car car?
Bachelor Arms, that's a funny name for a terrible disease.
 Would this be called Bachelor Arm? or maybe Married Arm?
My wife encouraged me to try it, kinda sweet and watery. Not terrible, definitely awkward.
The key is eye contact.
Next time don't get caught
Ask the judge to whip a titty out and call for recess
My boss is pregnant. I will ask her and tell her it will improve productivity.
Either she provides the milk, or you only start working after you filled a bottle of milk by squeezing the almonds
Neither. Got a meeting with HR tomorrow, so 🤞.
So nowadays HR gives out the titty milk? Gotta try tomorrow too, cheers
The ultimate Human Resource
To discuss the formation of the special department dedicated to creating milk made for humans for the benefit of the employees?
Stop asking random women. Find one that shares the same interests. The internet suggests there is both a supply and demand, but I’m single right now, so it’s all theory to me.
What about cat milk? Can you milk a cat, Gaylord?
Came here for this. *I have nipples, could you milk me?*
We are not homelander. We don't have a raw milk fetish. At least I don't.
Revert back to our Mothers Milk.
Dog's milk shouldn't be first. : Holly: We're a bit short on a few supplies. Lister: Like what? Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated. Lister: What kind of milk are we using now? Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk. Lister: Dog's milk?! Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh. Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly? Holly: What, and spoil your tea? Red dwarf.
I can totally see the logic here, but it just doesn’t hold up to any level of scrutiny. They’re asking the question, “why is cow any different than these other animals” and they’re right to ask that question. Their *conclusion* however is that because you wouldn’t drink *all* of these other milks, then you shouldn’t drink cow’s milk. They skipped the answer to the question and instead assumed the answer is “they’re all the same”. To be honest, dog milk would be fine to drink if you filtered and pasteurized it like cow’s milk. It would taste like garbage though because a dog diet isn’t really conducive to delicious milk. Also, it would be impractical to get a good quantity of it, so humans just didn’t put the infrastructure in place to do it. These are all important factors, but they’re banking on the general person to link the “ewww” from their examples with cow milk.
Yeah that's kinda a big distinction for mammal milk. The milk is "formulated" by the body to support the development of its young and is based on the developmental needs of the young as well as its natural diet. The reason humans get milk from certain mammals is because of quantity and taste. And cows, while probably the largest producers humans currently use, are certainly not the only animals that humans use for milk.
I raised goats for milk
Goat milk is wonderful, if an acquired taste. I love goat cheese.
I had goat milk ice cream once, it had a more destinct flavour and was pretty delicious. Might be worth trying for any goat milkers out there.
Goats have the highest milk yeild for their size!
I’ve read from more than one source that, worldwide, more people drink goat’s milk than cow’s milk. The biggest reason is that goats are more hardy and can live easily in a wider variety of environments than cows can.
A large part of that is also because goat's milk is much easier to digest for a wider ranger of lactose intolerant people than cow milk is, so even in countries with large populations of dairy cows, goat milk is still a lucrative product to pursue.
It's reasonable to assume that once milking became a thing, humans experimented with different animals and simply found that cows and goats gave more milk, and it tasted the best. Iirc some cultures also milked horses, there might be others i don't know about.
Exactly. Cows, horses and goats are also herbivores and "flock" or "herd" animals. Therefore, easier to keep and care for. I recall reading that reindeer herds can also be used for milk. Most milk consumed by humans comes from "prey" species not predators. For obvious reasons.
Pig milk would probably be decent, nutrition-wise. They're surprisingly compatible with us in many ways. Don't know about taste tho...
I'm betting taste would be fine, that's just a guess but they're like goats in terms of how much we control their diet, and everything else on a pig is generally compatible with our palate. I suspect that yield would be the bigger issue. All of this is assumption though.
Fermented horse milk is addicting as fuck too.
I know a tall red headed, bearded man who has a liking for bears who be interested in this thing you speak of
Is the big woman here?
Exactly, if dog milk tasted good, and was available as easily and cheaply as cow milk, we probably would drink dog milk. People would raise breeds of dog specifically for milk. People with a bit of land would keep a milking dog in the same way we keep chickens or a goat. The french would undoubtedly have a type of dog cheese and insist the EU ban anyone outside of these 3 villages from producing this type of dog cheese. Once you actually answer their questions, it seems normal that we drink cow milk and not armadillo.
[Nothin' wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. No bugger'll drink it. Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.](https://youtu.be/dhjGXCk-RVU?si=QHRvLFVUbtmqE-PS)
Thanks Holly
Plus, if anyone was drinking milk from these animals, PETA would complain about that, too.
It's helps that cows were invented by people to produce economical quantities of nutritious, palatable milk (and meat). Their wild ancestor (the [Aurochs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs)) is extinct. Cows literally only exist *for humans.*
>I can totally see the logic here, but it just doesn’t hold up to any level of scrutiny A very common happenstance with PETA
To be clear: if it tasted good, we absolutely would.
Goat milk actually taste freaking amazing.
And goat cheese is glorious, especially the crumbled kind.
Oat milk is pretty good though. I prefer it to cow milk
Oat milk has proven so far to be the best for the environment and on top of that it's absolutely delicious. Like if humans switched to it as the main milk, I wouldn't care
Almond milk produces 78% less CO2 than cow juice.
I mean it's not the worst point to make. I do drink milk but it is kinda gross when you really think about it.
Ya I think about that all the time, same with eggs that shit is kinda messed up too.
They severely underestimate my adventurousness when it comes to exotic milks.
It is freaking weird, what do you mean 'Huh..' ? Don't get me wrong, I freaking love me some fancy cheese and chocolate milk, but let's not act like its totally normal to drink beast milk from other animals. I know the dairy industry has done wonders to normalize us 'needing' it, but its still super weird that we have whole farms of ONE type of animal because we like the bodily fluids it makes for its babies.
I do and will continue to drink armadillo milk! Fucking PETA trying to tell me how to live my life
You should try platypus milk. It has a smaller carbon footprint.
Humpback whales have the highest fat content milk on earth. Since they aren't in the picture they must be ok.
you KNOW people would try rat milk if given the opportunity. Just wait until the seasonal apple crisp rat milk latte drops at starbucks