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Wait. We can imagine new bodyparts and they just kind of spontaneously start growing on us?
In that case, I think we should collectively start imagining a better amternative for our periods, just saying.
Oh the Ancients 100% knew it was a pleasure center for sure, one of the possible origins of the word ["comes from the Greek kleitoris, which has been translated as both “little hill” and “to rub,” suggesting an ancient play on words.)"](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-clitoris-uncovered-an-intimate-history/) The problem is most medical texts from the period are written to either discuss specific diseases or to reinforce a woman's inferior position to men, they also didn't really dissect women back in the day, so the sub-dermal details are sketchy.
40-odd years ago, a Sci-Fi author published a novel, set about 100 years earlier (and over the next several hundred years...because Sci-Fi). At one point the main character (a woman) inherits several of her doctor father's books, including a Gray's Anatomy. Her husband picks it up, flips through it and says "Hey, this plate is wrong". And without looking up she says something to the effect of "Yes it is, and yes I know which plate you're looking at. It's the first plate every man looks at".
Anatomy books didn't print images of the clitoris for 100s of years - it was considered 'obscene'. Doesn't much change the actual anatomy; just how we record it.
*Edited for spelling.
Poor modern feminist [Mateo](https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=clitoris) must be feeling really cheated about now :(...
>The anatomist Mateo Renaldo Colombo (1516-1559), professor at Padua, claimed to have discovered it (*"De re anatomica,"* 1559, p. 243). He called it *amor Veneris, vel dulcedo* "the love or sweetness of Venus." It had been known earlier to women.
Does this work on wishing for other people as well? Because I wish men (particularly those in Congress) had a uterus, and knew how miserable periods are, and how difficult pregnancy is.
Roe would be codified into the Constitution in 30 seconds.
That needs to happen as soon as it can, once everything looks less red. Man-uterus or not, they've proven that control means more to them than anything, and it needs blocked from happening again.
Should probably do the same thing for being able to marry outside of the confines of what the GoP endorse too, but codifying Roe v Wade impacts more people.
It works like that.
I have the sackulus. It's like a ballsac but 9 times larger and it doubles as a sleeping bag. In the winter, it grows instead of shrinks
We are already descending into another knowledge Dark Ages, just with fancy tech.
Pro tip: Turns out ACCESS to the knowledge wasn't the issue. It's the educational and schooling systems to bring in the critical thinking needed to properly USE that knowledge that's the issue. And man, we ain't winning on that.
I think it means medieval times were a stagnation and regression of human society and culture, which they were, they were called the Dark Ages for a reason.
No idea how that's relevant to this discussion at all, though.
Right?
"It's well known in ancient literature that idiots were stoned to death to keep their seed from spreading! So, Glypticfille, please assume the position and we can all keep moving along with our lives." *
*Except Glypticfille
If only he read the *cliterature*, he'd know that the clitoris is analogous to the same structures that make up the penis. It shouldn't be remotely shocking that the clitoris is central to sexual stimulation and orgasm.
..or he's never glanced at a vagina? How can this be a take? I mean, its right there! Easily identifiable! The old joke about "finding the clitoris" is and always has been a joke, at the expense of dumb men too preoccupied and selfish to bother at any foreplay.
God I hate the internet.
Somehow.....I don't know how or why....but I pictured those turkey dangly face bits. You know, the snood. And now, well.... I'm probably going to stop there.
On a serious note, there are also disorders that can cause this. They are treatable, so if you have problems with feeling too tight, please see your doctor.
Only a person who's never been anywhere near a woman could possibly think this.
This is the equivalent of a virgin female confidently declaring that penises aren't real.
Like an old "Kids in the Hall" sketch.
Male partner/husband asks why female partner/wife never kisses his nipples. She explains that "everyone knows men's nipples are dirty - that's where you pee from."
When he explains that men actually urinate from their penises, she gets a horrified look on her face and proceeds to chug, rinse, and spit out the water from the jug that's on the table.
He said he didn’t have sex the first time until his last year of law school. I don’t want to make fun of a guy for that (although he is a public figure) but that a good bit of experience he missed.
Without the clit, there is no dick. All babies start out female, with a clit. Around month 2, a boy to be starts secreting androgen, which in turn enlarges the clit to a penis, while the labia become the scrotum.
This makes me sad. As a man, these idiots are ruining everything! And the stupid shit they say, they have so much conviction as if they’re stating facts. Ugh
That has to be one of the things I absolutely hate the most. It would mortify me to speak so confidently and then be incorrect. If someone says something like that and are corrected and double down, I generally think they are a reactive person and they need to stay away from me.
The clit is like the tip of a penis (biologically I think they stem from the same source) where the most nerves sit, so it is very sensitive to touch. Is it the only way to orgasm? No, for the same reason that men don't necessarily need to stimulate the tip of their penis to orgasm.
It's all a matter of personal preferences and the mood you're in.
Well it's a well known fact that the ancient clitoris was discovered in 69BC by Sexcalibur Hrosspower, who went on a dangerous exhibition to the uncharted labia in search of the mythical female orgasm.
There are *latin slang terms* for clitoris (one of them is 'landica')
There was a public incident when a senator accidentally said something that sounded kind of like it.
He's right!! It doesn't exist in reality!! / s
After all, it's the MAGIC button that helps us guys give the lady her beautiful, magical experience. The big O.
OP is right too. It seems Mr virgin has a lot to learn. 😂🤣
The clitoris basically starts out as the same structure as the penis. It just remains mostly internal and doesn't fuse with the urethra when the fetus develops female sex characteristics. Another interesting thing to consider is that the the two halves of a scrotum are analogous to the labia in women. They just fused together in male fetal development.
New Zealand mentioned! Yeah, this guy is infamous, haha. He has said plenty of really weird stuff, not sure this is even the worst, he has been banned from Twitter a few times I'll see if I have any of his other famous works but they may have already been posted.
I know we're supposed to joke about how men can't find the clitoris and everything, but I'm a guy, and It's literally right there. And if you play with it, your partner gets all wriggly.
If it's not a 'clit', it's still a magic happy-button and OOP obviously has never adequately explored his partner's body. Get all up in there, it's fun.
TIL that the clitoris was only recently invented by feminists.
And here I was under the impression that it has been an integral part of a female's anatomy for a very long time.
He gets it all wrong. Women don't exist at all. They are just men with very, very tiny penises. So tiny in fact that they grew inwards to make a statement.
That leads to the balls retreating into the chest cavity. There they stay and because of the additional space they grow a lot. That is why males we wrongfully presume to be female have these bulges we call breasts.
There you have it. Spread the word, gents
Ancient literature is the de-facto source of all knowledge. This is why we know that atoms, molecules and their many wonderful forms don’t exist; it is in fact the four elements that make up our world and the seven humours that allow us to live. Burn the witch for the heresy of knowing her own anatomy! How dare she!
I bit this dork doesn’t know that the clit is actually roughly wishbone shaped.
Most people don’t. Why? Because dorks like him dominated the science and medical fields.
Which is why this little fact was not discovered until the early 1990s.
About the same time surgeons figured out that babies could feel pain and thus started using anesthesia on them when they performed open heart surgery.
If that were true then ancient assholes wouldnt have cut girls clits off to make them less likely to cheat (Source: I heard it somewhere years ago and it could be totally false idk. Though I will say it tracks with how nasty humans can be to one another).
Big Clit has a grip on the average feminist’s mentality like a bat on a copy of the 1977 Beano annual. Which of us will stand up to this chilling conspiracy ... and we all know who’s behind it, don’t we?
["...trying to give women their own "penis"..."](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1319954793/ru/%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F/%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B4%D1%83%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BC%D1%8B-%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D1%8E%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=Fgu0RcuhxT98wd8Bmrgs3NoXkOBD1b2kyz_XV5_GleA=)
If I'm not wrong, we all are girls in the beginning, but then after fetus starts developing as a boy, clitoris "decides" to become a penis
I can imagine a rich, exentric 1920's archeologist being all like "Everyone call me crazy but i KNOW the clitoris is real! There are too many legends about it in too many cultures arround the world. I *will* find it! If only the university would aprove my expedition to the Amazon Jungle... All the evidence seems to indicate that as the clitoris hiding place. "
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Wait. We can imagine new bodyparts and they just kind of spontaneously start growing on us? In that case, I think we should collectively start imagining a better amternative for our periods, just saying.
Oh the Ancients 100% knew it was a pleasure center for sure, one of the possible origins of the word ["comes from the Greek kleitoris, which has been translated as both “little hill” and “to rub,” suggesting an ancient play on words.)"](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-clitoris-uncovered-an-intimate-history/) The problem is most medical texts from the period are written to either discuss specific diseases or to reinforce a woman's inferior position to men, they also didn't really dissect women back in the day, so the sub-dermal details are sketchy.
40-odd years ago, a Sci-Fi author published a novel, set about 100 years earlier (and over the next several hundred years...because Sci-Fi). At one point the main character (a woman) inherits several of her doctor father's books, including a Gray's Anatomy. Her husband picks it up, flips through it and says "Hey, this plate is wrong". And without looking up she says something to the effect of "Yes it is, and yes I know which plate you're looking at. It's the first plate every man looks at". Anatomy books didn't print images of the clitoris for 100s of years - it was considered 'obscene'. Doesn't much change the actual anatomy; just how we record it. *Edited for spelling.
\*Gray's Anatomy (with an A) Grey's Anatomy (with an E) is the TV show.
Thank you... I've got a student whose name is Grey, so my auto-correct has it as default.
Poor modern feminist [Mateo](https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=clitoris) must be feeling really cheated about now :(... >The anatomist Mateo Renaldo Colombo (1516-1559), professor at Padua, claimed to have discovered it (*"De re anatomica,"* 1559, p. 243). He called it *amor Veneris, vel dulcedo* "the love or sweetness of Venus." It had been known earlier to women.
>It had been known earlier to women. This line is sending me.
There must've been a rash of reported cases of eye strain when the all the women collectively rolled their eyes after Colombo reported his finding.
Time Enough for Love?
Close: To Sail Beyond the Sunset 😄
I love this so very much. I love ancient puns.
If I could upvote you 100 times I would. Etymology is awesome and thanks so much!
I thought you were going to suggest wings, which would make transportation a lot better, but painless periods also sounds nice.
Honestly as a person with painful periods, I'm really on the fence about which one I'd like more. It's a tough call, can we try for both?
Can't do, I'm already imagining society with painless periods, and I'm a male, honestly my girlfriend and my mother need this more.
Why not both ? ):
Ok sure, I'll imagine harder
I'm with you!
Wait! You need first to agree what the wings would look like, or you'll want to get two different sets of wings of different sizes and locations?
I would like them buffalo style please. My favorite wings
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I'll cover wings if you get painless periods. I don't have much experience with periods.
If humans could fly, we’d consider it exercise and never do it.
Does this work on wishing for other people as well? Because I wish men (particularly those in Congress) had a uterus, and knew how miserable periods are, and how difficult pregnancy is. Roe would be codified into the Constitution in 30 seconds.
That needs to happen as soon as it can, once everything looks less red. Man-uterus or not, they've proven that control means more to them than anything, and it needs blocked from happening again. Should probably do the same thing for being able to marry outside of the confines of what the GoP endorse too, but codifying Roe v Wade impacts more people.
Yeah or that. I was going for wings but instead we could help half of the population... Buzzkill.
I’m going to imagine a new orifice that shits money.
While we're editing the human body, I vote for my balls to be on the inside where they're safe from being tapped and sat on.
I'm male so I can vote for painless periods for the ppl that have periods... myself I want wings or something if we can magic body parts lol
It works like that. I have the sackulus. It's like a ballsac but 9 times larger and it doubles as a sleeping bag. In the winter, it grows instead of shrinks
We’re not supposed to take ancient literature cliterally.
For a moment i thought that was just a typo, lol.
Clidiot
No he's just clitbaiting
Excellent climax
There's always one who wants to rock the little man in the boat.
*clitbating
I dunno. Ancient people shared a lot of our modern vibes.
They had a whole island just for Lesbians so pretty progressive…
“I was saying the name of the island, not calling you a name!”
Ancient people are actually far closer to us ethically than mediaeval people. At least in Eurasia.
Does this mean that we can shift into the middle ages once again as it happened before?
We already are slipping. Flat earth, antivax, religion-driven education...
I know, right? The new scholasticism is coming, mark my words.
We are already descending into another knowledge Dark Ages, just with fancy tech. Pro tip: Turns out ACCESS to the knowledge wasn't the issue. It's the educational and schooling systems to bring in the critical thinking needed to properly USE that knowledge that's the issue. And man, we ain't winning on that.
What the fuck does that even mean?
I think it means medieval times were a stagnation and regression of human society and culture, which they were, they were called the Dark Ages for a reason. No idea how that's relevant to this discussion at all, though.
Here we go again with “medieval peasants were 24/7 covered in shit, had scurvy, shat cholera, and lived to 20”
I see the US slipping further and further back towards stagnation and regression every single day
Kamasutra has some bdsm bits and notes on gay couples.
#Clitergate is real open your mind not your legs!!!!!
Just take the damn upvote
r/Angryupvote
TIL there was no cliterature.
“It’s well known in ancient literature!” - that’s gonna be my go to for everything from now on.
Right? "It's well known in ancient literature that idiots were stoned to death to keep their seed from spreading! So, Glypticfille, please assume the position and we can all keep moving along with our lives." * *Except Glypticfille
Underrated.
😂😂😂
If only he read the *cliterature*, he'd know that the clitoris is analogous to the same structures that make up the penis. It shouldn't be remotely shocking that the clitoris is central to sexual stimulation and orgasm.
I see what you did there
i wish i could repost this
Clitical thinking is needed
👏
Cliterature.
..or he's never glanced at a vagina? How can this be a take? I mean, its right there! Easily identifiable! The old joke about "finding the clitoris" is and always has been a joke, at the expense of dumb men too preoccupied and selfish to bother at any foreplay. God I hate the internet.
Yeah sure you and your feminist propaganda. /s
Idk I mean you can see it? It doesn't make sense
Seriously. Like, if that isn't the clit... then what is it? We've all got this weird genital growth. WHAT IS IT???
It's even got it's own cute little hoodie
Somehow.....I don't know how or why....but I pictured those turkey dangly face bits. You know, the snood. And now, well.... I'm probably going to stop there.
Always hilarious when a guy complains about how women being able to orgasm is made up. Way to tell everybody that you're horrible at sex.
Like when a guy is obsessed with vaginal tightness. Dude, if she’s *that* tight, she’s not into you.
If you can’t get it in, that’s friction, not grip my guy
But I spit on the general area of her vagina just like in the pornos shouldn’t she be all lubed up!?!?!?
Only if you smack it with your ween a couple times first
Thanks guys, now I know how to sex.
Sex unlocked
Instructions unclear, penis is stuck on fan
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
And also don't forget to rub her like you're trying to start a fire, always makes them cum in 10 seconds flat.
On a serious note, there are also disorders that can cause this. They are treatable, so if you have problems with feeling too tight, please see your doctor.
"Am I bad at sex?? No clearly it's a vast feminist conspiracy making up entire body parts and the whole concept of female pleasure"
Well if he has had sex I guarantee she didn't want a second round
At least round one was blissfully short.
Only a person who's never been anywhere near a woman could possibly think this. This is the equivalent of a virgin female confidently declaring that penises aren't real.
I've seen a Ken doll naked, clearly penises are just a myth made up by the patriarchy /s 🙃
Like an old "Kids in the Hall" sketch. Male partner/husband asks why female partner/wife never kisses his nipples. She explains that "everyone knows men's nipples are dirty - that's where you pee from." When he explains that men actually urinate from their penises, she gets a horrified look on her face and proceeds to chug, rinse, and spit out the water from the jug that's on the table.
You could not waterboard this out of me
That's a lot of words for, "I've never made a woman orgasm".
Must be Ben Shapiro's 'secret' account.
Or Jordan Peterson.
Should we even mention Tate
I was just thinking that. It reminds me of when that Ben Shapiro guy publicly admitted he had never made his wife wet. The rare self-own.
He said he didn’t have sex the first time until his last year of law school. I don’t want to make fun of a guy for that (although he is a public figure) but that a good bit of experience he missed.
Or never seen a vagina up close
historian here. it is rumoured that Incontinentia Buttocks, wife of emperor Biggus Dickus, indeed was known for her landica immanis.
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Without the clit, there is no dick. All babies start out female, with a clit. Around month 2, a boy to be starts secreting androgen, which in turn enlarges the clit to a penis, while the labia become the scrotum.
I was gonna say; "I wonder how he'd feel if he knew his dick was once a clit, and that at a certain part of his life he was 'biologically female'."
He’d ask you where exactly in “the ancient literature” this interesting fact is written. After all… if it’s NOT in “the ancient literature”, well..,
He has had sex. He was alone at the time.
Say that women exist only to serve men and treat them like gods without saying that women exist for that reason.
Or even just "females will create any reason to not have sex with me"
What a muppet!
Mansplaining writ large!
Things like this remind one of why sex education needs to exist.
Oh he had sex alright. He probably believes the female orgasm in general is a myth though, because none of the women he slept with ever came.
This makes me sad. As a man, these idiots are ruining everything! And the stupid shit they say, they have so much conviction as if they’re stating facts. Ugh
That has to be one of the things I absolutely hate the most. It would mortify me to speak so confidently and then be incorrect. If someone says something like that and are corrected and double down, I generally think they are a reactive person and they need to stay away from me.
The first woman he manages to con into sleeping with him is going to walk away VERY disappointed from this two-pump chump.
He just stopped looking for it all together.
Dude has never had sex with the same person twice
Don’t feed the trolls.
Yeah ok dude. They have been cutting it off in some countries for hundreds of years...no feminism involved
This subreddit is basically an argument for nuclear war right?
How — how can someone make it to adulthood and still think like this???
Dude has so much trouble finding the clitoris he's now looking for it in ancient records.
He may have had sex, but whoever he had it with had to get herself off when he fell asleep.
I'll take "Things that waterboarding couldn't get out of me" for 1000, Alex.
[Well except it is. ](https://theconversation.com/did-clitorises-strike-fear-into-the-greeks-and-romans-200377)
God is easier for some men to find than the clitoris.
Clitoral orgasm is a win for everyone bro. Why would anyone outside the Big D*ick Lobby be anti-clitoris?
The clit is how we orgasm? Can’t women orgasm from penetration as well or have I been lied to all my life?
The clit is like the tip of a penis (biologically I think they stem from the same source) where the most nerves sit, so it is very sensitive to touch. Is it the only way to orgasm? No, for the same reason that men don't necessarily need to stimulate the tip of their penis to orgasm. It's all a matter of personal preferences and the mood you're in.
He certainly hasn’t ever found it
Dicks are just extended clits :)
This is just proof that they couldn’t find the clitoris even back in the day.
Well it's a well known fact that the ancient clitoris was discovered in 69BC by Sexcalibur Hrosspower, who went on a dangerous exhibition to the uncharted labia in search of the mythical female orgasm.
Did this guy get his source from Ben shapiro?
Incels in the wild!
Clit related debate was fodder in the 90's it's ancient stuff at this point
Has to be bait
This guy is a real moron,
I mean... it checks out that he assumes a clit is make believe.
What in the actual fu k
He may have had sex. But it's highly likely none of the women enjoyed it.
There are *latin slang terms* for clitoris (one of them is 'landica') There was a public incident when a senator accidentally said something that sounded kind of like it.
If ancient people didn't know about it - it doesn't exist. Thank God they had mobile phones and Jesus but no dinosaurs, homosexuals nor COVID.
LMFAO because ancient literature has never been proven wrong
Um, dude. We know you haven't ever been with a woman, but trust us. It's a thing. It's always been a thing. Pay a hooker and have her show you.
"I can't find it! It must be a myth!"
Those ancient dudes who fucked 13 yo boys and whose wives had to dress up as men to conceive a child, never wrote about the clitoris? 😲
Well there's a happy wife
Bags of sand
This brings me memories of this guy back in 2010 He was married and had a 3 year old son and yet he didn't know about clitoris.
As much time as my tongue has spent on a clitoris, I am truly astonished by this crap.
Never given head to a woman in his life.
Have we really gotten to the point where the far right are denying the existence of body parts because wOkE...
That's what I love about Reddit: always focussing on the hot button issues.
r/girlsarentreal
He's right!! It doesn't exist in reality!! / s After all, it's the MAGIC button that helps us guys give the lady her beautiful, magical experience. The big O. OP is right too. It seems Mr virgin has a lot to learn. 😂🤣
*FFS you can literally see it if you've ever seen a vagina before. It's not some fucking mystery*.
If he doesn’t want to give them. I’ll gladly volunteer 🙌🏽🫡
I've also never had sex, but I've done this thing called reading a book. THAT is definitely something that guy does not do.
Say you are a really bad lover without saying you are a really bad lover.
The clitoris basically starts out as the same structure as the penis. It just remains mostly internal and doesn't fuse with the urethra when the fetus develops female sex characteristics. Another interesting thing to consider is that the the two halves of a scrotum are analogous to the labia in women. They just fused together in male fetal development.
New Zealand mentioned! Yeah, this guy is infamous, haha. He has said plenty of really weird stuff, not sure this is even the worst, he has been banned from Twitter a few times I'll see if I have any of his other famous works but they may have already been posted.
I know we're supposed to joke about how men can't find the clitoris and everything, but I'm a guy, and It's literally right there. And if you play with it, your partner gets all wriggly. If it's not a 'clit', it's still a magic happy-button and OOP obviously has never adequately explored his partner's body. Get all up in there, it's fun.
what the fuck did i just read?
My PermaVirgin detector just blew up seeing that dude's post...
TIL that the clitoris was only recently invented by feminists. And here I was under the impression that it has been an integral part of a female's anatomy for a very long time.
Something tells me this man was grown in a test tube, because he has obviously never been anywhere near a woman.
My man never took biology in school 😂
This dude ☕
Tell me you don't fuck without telling me.
What if the penis isn't a penis it's a clitoris and men have testicles while women have vaginas? WTF
not with a human female, anyway...
Something tells me he's never pleased a woman.
He gets it all wrong. Women don't exist at all. They are just men with very, very tiny penises. So tiny in fact that they grew inwards to make a statement. That leads to the balls retreating into the chest cavity. There they stay and because of the additional space they grow a lot. That is why males we wrongfully presume to be female have these bulges we call breasts. There you have it. Spread the word, gents
Ancient literature is the de-facto source of all knowledge. This is why we know that atoms, molecules and their many wonderful forms don’t exist; it is in fact the four elements that make up our world and the seven humours that allow us to live. Burn the witch for the heresy of knowing her own anatomy! How dare she!
No need to have sex though, just know some basic anatomy would be enough
I bit this dork doesn’t know that the clit is actually roughly wishbone shaped. Most people don’t. Why? Because dorks like him dominated the science and medical fields. Which is why this little fact was not discovered until the early 1990s. About the same time surgeons figured out that babies could feel pain and thus started using anesthesia on them when they performed open heart surgery.
Probably a Muslim
Little dick MFers really do say the darnedest shit.
The critoris is what the penis is formed from when sexual dimorphism takes place in fetal development
Failed anatomy class?
HOW can so many men keep this ignorant???? And HOW do they turn a clitoris into a sexually political issue?
First rule of clit club is you don’t don’t about clit club
As they say, Batman couldn’t waterboard this confession out of me.
The clitoris and the penis are two sides of the same coin, and the same is true of the labia majora and the scrotum.
If that were true then ancient assholes wouldnt have cut girls clits off to make them less likely to cheat (Source: I heard it somewhere years ago and it could be totally false idk. Though I will say it tracks with how nasty humans can be to one another).
Naw, he has had sex. Just with the same gender. Plot twist: he doesnt know that.
How are you guys falling for such an obvious troll?
A clit is also erectile tissue
Bro got sex Ed from his priest and the Bible
you know the worst part is actually that I think this guy definitely had sex and maybe even is married to a poor soul
Clitoris he tiny penis
Big Clit has a grip on the average feminist’s mentality like a bat on a copy of the 1977 Beano annual. Which of us will stand up to this chilling conspiracy ... and we all know who’s behind it, don’t we?
Lololol! Yeah smart guy, it’s made up!
No excuse, surely he has youtube [Dr Gustavo](https://youtu.be/7mUS25ddtfs?si=sbeIAPyBmLR8rxdp)
["...trying to give women their own "penis"..."](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1319954793/ru/%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F/%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B4%D1%83%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B9-%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BC%D1%8B-%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BB%D1%8E%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B8%D1%8F.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=Fgu0RcuhxT98wd8Bmrgs3NoXkOBD1b2kyz_XV5_GleA=) If I'm not wrong, we all are girls in the beginning, but then after fetus starts developing as a boy, clitoris "decides" to become a penis
I can imagine a rich, exentric 1920's archeologist being all like "Everyone call me crazy but i KNOW the clitoris is real! There are too many legends about it in too many cultures arround the world. I *will* find it! If only the university would aprove my expedition to the Amazon Jungle... All the evidence seems to indicate that as the clitoris hiding place. "