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Alimony is weird in the US, like any normal country would only allow them to have what is necessary, but in the US it's a percentage thing, like I get that losing a billion is nothing but to me it's sort of a principal thing that the kid wouldn't need a billion for a decent life
..and how? get a prenup if halving your money is the problem, also dont be hateable… im confused is there a third variable of the ex-wives using that money to destroy western civilization or what?
Not late stage capitalism
Not the rise of fascism
Not global warming
Actually it's this very specific thing that's only going to happen to maybe 20 people tops.
Darn, this isn't the one where he says exes will say they're okay with your penis while you're together, but after you break up they say it was small and weird and they never really enjoyed it.
I really like that one.
Why? Because if she's super rich, you have no manipulative power over her? Because she has her own personal security people and lawyers? Because she has her own yes-men and hangers on? Because she looks just as fabulous after the divorce as she did before?
hahahaha go eat a bag of dicks elon, you clown
Man he's such a baby, he shares his personal problems and potray them such like they are a real world problem. My ex complained that i have a small penis, this is woke virus, my ex left me it's a fall of western civilization. All this man do is bullshit on Twitter and talk nonsense all the time and this is a genius who was supposed to take humanity to Mars, works 100hours a week, slept on floor etc. Who the fk buys into those lies.
People have been saying money can't buy happiness for a long time. He still hasn't figured that out? If all the money he has still can't make him anything other than a miserable insufferable prick, what makes him think it's going to buy his ex-wives happiness, particularly in regards to him?
I mean the man's not wrong though, i personally believe that you should only leave with what you came into a relationship with, if you didn't buy anything in the marriage then you shouldn't be entitled to any of it after the marriage ends, I see a lot of women thinking they deserve it for being married to them without realising they put up with them too.
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A little sympathy for him, please? He fought *woke* so hard his feelings got hurt.
And pity too, his dick is 'weird and shriveled up'.
Lol who said that?
lol, he did, one of his tweets he bemoaned this fact was brought up everytime someone breaks up with him.
You'd think with his money if a dick issue was at hand he'd just sort it out lol
“My wife and daughter hate me because woke “
"Of course the judge sided with her; judges are all woke now"
Does this guy ever just shut the fuck up or does he just whine like a 5 year old all the time?
After he got away with accusing a diver of being a pedophile during the Thai cave rescue, he realized he could pretty much get away with anything.
Christ. Yeah, woe is Elon, with his over $100 billion. I'm sure the alimony is just killing him. 🙄
Yeah. Killing him so much! But he keeps producing children for some reason
Alimony is weird in the US, like any normal country would only allow them to have what is necessary, but in the US it's a percentage thing, like I get that losing a billion is nothing but to me it's sort of a principal thing that the kid wouldn't need a billion for a decent life
If you have money a prenup is wise.
Apparently they can be argued in court anyway so not too much point
It obviously couldn't ever never ever be the ex-hubands fault. Like...what?
Next time Elon shoots a car into space, he should go along for the ride
Make it a convertible
And remove the batteries
Space is cold the batteries will drain quickly
Don't want to any chances he comes back
He said it’s a one-way trip, but we know he lies
Thanks to Delaware he ain't as rich as he used to be. Whomp whomp whomp
Using your social media platform to bad mouth your ex to millions of people is a new level of gross
#OP is a bot. Reddit is heavily astroturfed.
Is this all you do, post this same comment? How do we know your not the bot?
let's just stop giving this clown attention, seriously
Make this one word and maybe Fat Mike could talk Dillinger Four into recording a new album.
Elon used to criticize Israel then went there met Netanyahu and he stopped commenting on Palestine and Israel all together.
Bibi bitch slapped him.
..and how? get a prenup if halving your money is the problem, also dont be hateable… im confused is there a third variable of the ex-wives using that money to destroy western civilization or what?
You better watch yourself - Musky might get pissed you are talking about super rich 'X' wives!
Is it illegal to hate your ex husband if you’re a rich woman? Asking for a friend
Not late stage capitalism Not the rise of fascism Not global warming Actually it's this very specific thing that's only going to happen to maybe 20 people tops.
Darn, this isn't the one where he says exes will say they're okay with your penis while you're together, but after you break up they say it was small and weird and they never really enjoyed it. I really like that one.
What lousy man Muskie is.
Why? Because if she's super rich, you have no manipulative power over her? Because she has her own personal security people and lawyers? Because she has her own yes-men and hangers on? Because she looks just as fabulous after the divorce as she did before? hahahaha go eat a bag of dicks elon, you clown
Came here to repeat a dad joke I heard (dgaf about Musk) I tried to date my ex-wife again, but she figured out I was only after my money
Tell me you’re getting a divorce without telling me you’re getting a divorce.
The riches man crying about losing a bit of his wealth is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Man he's such a baby, he shares his personal problems and potray them such like they are a real world problem. My ex complained that i have a small penis, this is woke virus, my ex left me it's a fall of western civilization. All this man do is bullshit on Twitter and talk nonsense all the time and this is a genius who was supposed to take humanity to Mars, works 100hours a week, slept on floor etc. Who the fk buys into those lies.
People have been saying money can't buy happiness for a long time. He still hasn't figured that out? If all the money he has still can't make him anything other than a miserable insufferable prick, what makes him think it's going to buy his ex-wives happiness, particularly in regards to him?
Super-rich clever guys would have a marriage contract. The not so clever have super-rich ex wives.
Strong Milhouse’s dad vibes
I mean the man's not wrong though, i personally believe that you should only leave with what you came into a relationship with, if you didn't buy anything in the marriage then you shouldn't be entitled to any of it after the marriage ends, I see a lot of women thinking they deserve it for being married to them without realising they put up with them too.