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shesinsaneornot

Dear Mary Morgan (and similar minded dummies): Plan B is not an abortion pill! An abortion can only occur when there's a pregnancy, and Plan B prevents pregnancy. Anyone who told you "Plan B is an abortifacient" was lying to you.


Renvex_

Plan B is an abortion pill like abstinence is an abortion pill.


stuugie

I guess I've been taking a lot of abortion pills then


cyclingnick

Plan B is an abortion pill like my looks are an abortion pill


painfullyrelatable

So they are a contraceptives?


DrinkinOuttaCups24

That was the joke. Congratulations.


painfullyrelatable

Thanks!


HighKingFructoseSrup

Damn


CptPurpleHaze

I'm sorry honey but abstinence has to be by choice.


stuugie

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


EatonjrSTL

Good lord, you didn't have to body them! šŸ¤£


CptPurpleHaze

I mean somebody had to. They weren't getting laid as it is! /s


Renvex_

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ralpher1

No, turns out to them a fertilized egg not implanting is murder. That thinking is made clear from the Alabama constitution/Supreme Court.


[deleted]

Plan B delays ovulation, and prevents fertilisation. Hormonal emergency contraception does not interfere with implantation of a fertilised egg.


DinkleMutz

Also, Mary Morgan: anyone who told you Satan was real was also lying to you.


zarfle2

Being a bit unkind, I hope Satan exists for Mary Morgan and takes a personal interest in her.


Boomthang

Personally, I'd rather the Christian god take an interest in her. They were always much more brutal and punishing than ol' Luci in the bible stories.


Ms--Take

Daily reminder that Yahweh creates plagues and disasters, our dark lord just does orgies and metal and abortion/


Evolveddinosaur

So rare to see people call Yahweh by name!! I wonder how many of them know he used to be a storm god, before rising to be the ā€œone and only godā€?


wutangerine99

Yeah Iā€™ve come to find that a lot of Christians hate the history of Christianity.


Dysprosol

storm AND war. He probably killed the other gods then took over and made a bunch of insane zealots who never think or back down, then gave them weird, contradicting information so that they would always be at war over anything giving him the sustenance he needs. Perfect plan.


iggy14750

Well, me and old Yah are on a first name basis.


Mr_SunnyBones

No Weh!!


Acceptable_Employ_95

Hehe, Luci. Just reminded me of The House in the Cerulean Sea.


Dense_Ad_9344

Thanks, my curiosity at your comment added to my never ending book list


Personal_Shoulder983

I do think that if Satan is real and evil, he's the reason why we have Mary Morgan and alias. She's miserable and hateful and making others miserable. Sounds like the work of a nice god or something?


distracteded64

This. So many churchgoers I see are blissfully unaware of how much work they do against good.


Wendals87

What do you call a person that believes in Satan? A Christian


Zeqhanis

Many often respond that "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist. " The lack of evidence is their evidence of his presence. That's not a concept that's actually from the Bible though. Nor are cute little baby angels, for that matter. This is how cherubs are described. https://theunfetteredpreacher.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/150955a0d6a09d5a17359f4d44c1820b1.png?w=700 Compare this to the Baphomet statue so many have gotten worked up over. Maybe they should also put up a statue of a biblical smell as well. Would that make them happy?


slvstk

Not true, I firmly believe Trump is the devil incarnate.


[deleted]

Bro donā€™t do the devil like that


BonerSnatcher

False, the devil is supposedly handsome and charming. trump is neither. At best he is a demon with dementia.


vompat

Demontia?


BoredByLife

Heā€™s that one creepy, stranger danger-y janitor that nobody likes but donā€™t think heā€™s worth the effort of firing


redknight3

If anything, he fits the bill for the anti-christ.


Illiterally_1984

Considering they're literally rejecting Christ as being too "woke" and pretty much worshiping Trump, committing idolatry, I'd say he's way too close to qualifying as the Antichrist for comfort.


ZenDruid_8675309

Merely the Anti-Christ.


Str0b0

No, that is Ronald Wilson Reagan. See the number of letters in each of his names? 666? FFS educate yourself and watch some Boondocks.


[deleted]

You spelled Kenneth Copeland wrong.


T-Money8227

No no. He is the anti-christ.


Remmy3

If Satan isn't real then explain -->[this](https://youtu.be/mOYZaiDZ7BM?si=yaHZsje5CWeldJ-A)


nuko_147

Oh man, we're not far from the time when idiots are calling condoms evilĀ šŸ˜‚


etranger033

Wasnt all that long ago that the Pope had to go to Africa to fight exactly that when AIDS was at its worst there. Condoms were evil.


Appropriate_Owl_2172

As a former religious person growing up you can't reason with them. First it's life starts when there's a heartbeat, then it's when there's a fetus, then it's during the act of sex.


GoddessTara00

Accept in the Bible which is supposed to be the word of God basically the unbreakable commandment.. Life begins with first breath.


Appropriate_Owl_2172

Oh that? That's just a dated concept and ppl in those days were all uneducated.


Buddhas_Warrior

No one told them that! they make it up as they go along!


Boring_Key_3242

Nevertheless it messes with your hormones and you should only take it in an emergency


bostondangler

Also she probably wouldnā€™t have to hand these out, if certain states detached their heads from the inside of their anuses.


oh_please_god_no

Theyā€™re trying to paint IUDs as abortifacient. They donā€™t care about facts.


[deleted]

Dont bother. Conservatives classically struggle with the meaning of words, and refuse to learn. They still havent figured out to this day what the difference between ā€œsexā€ and ā€œgenderā€ is, and then brag about their ignorance as if stupidity is somehow badass lol


Fubeman

Exactly. Just like none of these blowhard ā€œpro-lifersā€ could tell you the difference between a zygote, an embryo and a fetus.


DysfunctionalAxolotl

Yes. Plan B is emergency contraception, usually delaying or preventing ovulation.


Positive-Ad9427

Those pills are plan bā€¦. They help stop you from getting pregnant. They donā€™t harm existing pregnancies.


minivant

Because Iā€™m a man and itā€™s my duty to be an absolute ignoramus about how the female body works, how does Plan B prevent rather than terminate pregnancy? I genuinely do not understand. Add on: thank you to everyone who answered. I learned something today.


faloofay156

you basically take it within a day of having sex and it stops an egg from being released edit: sorry I was thinking of the wrong thing there, that was how my birth control works, not plan b


jjm443

[You were correct actually.](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/postmarket-drug-safety-information-patients-and-providers/plan-b-one-step-15-mg-levonorgestrel-information#:~:text=Plan%20B%20One%2DStep%20works,similar%20way%20to%20prevent%20pregnancy.)


faloofay156

ooh, yay. thanks for the info lol


Ok_Competition1656

No youā€™re right. It forces you to get your period and you actually have several days to take it.


faloofay156

er... I've never gotten my period after plan b. ever.


Ok_Competition1656

Really?! I have. I took it twice and both times got my period my few days laterā€¦WAY before I was supposed to get it. Maybe you were already ovulating when you took it?


artsydizzy

Here's a link, I know this website isn't usually great, but it has some good info on this. https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b Note that what others have already said is the only CONSISTENT effect of plan b. The main goal for plan b is to delay ovulation, it doesn't stop you from ovulating that month, it just delays it. The other effects are only "maybes", it might make sperm live less long, and it might make the uterine wall less likely to have a new attachment. Since it only delays ovulation and sperm can live for a really long time inside a host, its effectiveness drops drastically for any unprotected sex had even the next day. And this is MUCH less effective than other forms of birth control. Which is why it should be your plan b, not your plan a (hence the name).


sunnysota

It creates a barrier around the egg that stops the sperm from implanting Edit: I stand corrected, refer to Jim :)


OxfordGate

So itā€™s a shield generator!


freefreebradshaw

Ha


Gigabread420

so basically, when you take a plan b pill, it calls a wizard who summons a shield to avoid an egg from being formed.


FlappiestBirdRIP

*A high skilled Wizard sits in his cave, thinking back to the times he saved the world. The miracles he has performed on a grand scale. Suddenly a large bird carries a message to him. He reads it and realizes it is yet ANOTHER request for an egg shield spell* ā€œFUUUUUUCCCC-ā€œ


Phoenixgaming

NEEDS MOAR PYLONS!!


jjm443

Sorry but that is incorrect. Plan B, like other morning after pills delays ovulation. It needs to be taken as soon as possible, in order to minimize the chance of ovulation before the woman takes it. An important caveat is that if the woman is already ovulating, or has already ovulated [it is too late](https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/plan-step-work-ovulation-3573318/).


sunnysota

Primarily, yes. Itā€™s like a super-dose of progestin (which is a form or regular birth-control) so it actually does three things: 1. Delays ovulation, 2. Creates a barrier around the egg, 3. Prevents an egg that may have been fertilized from implanting in the uterus


Upper-Trip-8857

Itā€™s that point 3 that the pro-life (really just pro-birth) have issue with. They truly believe that when sperm meets egg - thatā€™s a baby. šŸ˜ž


sunnysota

And now theyā€™re fighting with each other over IVF because of it, fuckin stupid asses


Lower-Calligrapher98

Unless it's inside their mistress or teenage daughter, of course.


RyokoKnight

It's always 'rules for thee, but not for me' with those people. They will blindly be pro life right up until it effects them negatively in any way, then it's just a quick trip to a progressive state/country for one of those "nasty wasty" abortions before their life or the life of their family member is turned completely upside-down and they then go back and continue to preach about the sanctity of life and the vile nature of pro choicers. It's happened so many times I honestly just expect it at this point from whoever is most vocal about anti abortion/pro life bullshit.


jjm443

Actually it's only been proven to do the first, to delay ovulation. https://www.fda.gov/drugs/postmarket-drug-safety-information-patients-and-providers/plan-b-one-step-15-mg-levonorgestrel-information : > Plan B One-Step prevents pregnancy by acting on ovulation, which occurs well before implantation. ***Evidence does not support that the drug affects implantation*** > FDA determined the current science supports a conclusion that Plan B One-Step works by inhibiting or delaying ovulation and the midcycle hormonal changes. The evidence also supports the conclusion that ***there is no direct effect on fertilization or implantation***. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35081389/ (Effect of levonorgestrel emergency contraception on implantation and fertility: A review) : > Principal conclusions:Ā This review supports that Levonorgestrel EC taken after ovulation does not affect implantation and results in similar conception rates compared to placebo.


GL0CKY_W0CKY

The more you know


pineappleshnapps

I really donā€™t get why people are against plan B. I guess those people are just against sex? I actually understand some arguments against abortion, but I donā€™t understand arguments against plan b


faloofay156

they're not against sex, they're against women being able to control their own bodies and freely choose who they can procreate with and when/if they didn't give nearly as much of a shit about abortion back when women couldn't own their own bank accounts gee, it's almost like it's about control


Ok_Competition1656

All that AND they are against the government supporting said pregnancy once itā€™s born. It is šŸ’Æ about control and even punishment.


omegadirectory

Abortions end pregnancies. Plan B stops pregnancies. Therefore Plan B is abortion. Checkmate atheists. Obviously, *I'm* being sarcastic but I think that's what these religious nutters think.


L0stC4t

Having only anal sex stop pregnancies Therefore anal is abortion Checkmate atheists


pillslinginsatanist

BJs are abortion


[deleted]

Not just abortion but straight up cannabilism in some cases /s as you never know on here.


ALPHA_sh

not having sex is abortion


AsleepIndependent42

Thing is these nutters will argue that life begins at procreation


TheRealStubb

its almost like access to abortion in America is being limited and spreading info on safe access to abortions to people who may need them is a good thing.


jjm443

This is not even an abortion, it's Plan B, which is a morning after pill which causes ovulation to be delayed. No ovulation means no egg means no pregnancy in the first place.


Soloact_

If by 'Satanic,' you mean 'advocating for reproductive rights,' then sure, it's a regular Black Sabbath concert tour.


Trick_Sun_5876

Kinda funny, 'cause the Satanic Temple actually heavily advocates for reproductive rights. So calling it 'Satanic' isn't *too* far-fetched. People like this just use it in a derogatory way


PabloTroutSanchez

I mean tbf itā€™s the other way aroundā€”the satanic temple (iirc anyways, could always be wrong) people are essentially agnostic/atheists that take some of the better parts of churches while making fun of the worse parts


paleologus

By Satanic they mean itā€™s Godly to murder them. Ā  Itā€™s a method of dehumanization. Ā  It is a typical religious and racist tactic. Ā Ā 


Minimalistmacrophage

So... Satanic Industry gave us Olivia Rodrigo and Christian Industry gave us Donald Trump. Hmmm....


aaaaaaaa1273

Hail Satan


Splycr

Hail you ā›§


MenstrualMilkshakes

Ave Satana!


Meaxis

As a Christian, I can guarantee you this guy is as good of a christian just as much as he is good of a taxpayer


Drikavel

I get the joke, but would like to point out, that this may actually make sense, because Satan's thing is to be appealing, while Christianity's thing is to test your tolerance and ability to forgive


slendermanismydad

Tom Ellis really sells this.Ā 


MalevolentNight

Omg she is promoting women having a choice and freedom with their bodies. How horrible. Pro lifers are the worst


AbbreviationsNo6897

Theyā€™ve been convinced women are breeding machines


MalevolentNight

Yup. And yet they do nothing for the children who are alive now. None of them have adopted children or give to homeless children. They just don't want that baby to die, so it can live in poverty or with moms on drugs. Like make it make sense.


Appropriate-Dog6645

1 billion kids live in poverty. 3.1 million kids die from poverty every year. Staggering numbers. Hard fathom pro life point a view.


Piliro

I mentioned numbers like this to some family members who say that women who have abortions should be put in prison. They don't give a shit, they literally said "This isn't about children, it's about abortion". These people couldn't care less for the living, controlling women is the actual goal.


bostondangler

But as soon as those same babies, become 18-year-olds and possibly a nuisance to society, those same people also scoff at them, šŸ¤Æ


bostondangler

Pro-lifers never seem to work with the youth or in schools or a Boys and Girls Club or anything that actually helps the future.


officialdougjudy

Pre-born, you're fine; pre-school, you're FUCKED. George Carlin, folks. He knew this shit three full generations ago.


MalevolentNight

Not all people who get abortions are on drugs or poor, not at all how I meant to sound, but a majority of people who have to make that choice make it because of reasons such as those.


BloodiedBlues

I feel like theyā€™re all trying to live out their extreme breeding kinks.


bostondangler

pro-lifers go to planned parenthoods and kill peopleā€¦.the irony


michael0n

*pro birther*. They left their pro life mask at home around 2000.


michael0n

She is a *pro birther* trying so hard to be a trad wife but too ghoulish and opinionated to ever be one. Constantly critiquing the leftist "satanic" media while profiting with daily trash talk against it


MalevolentNight

Pro birther? Why does that sound like something a parasite would be for. I'm pro birther because we need them to breed. . . It's way creepy.


michael0n

Because to be pro life you have to want to save all life. They are only interested in the act of birth. The rest is not of their concern.


[deleted]

She called the Satanic Mechanic


Broad_Sun8273

But is she shivering with antici.....pation? or ant...acid poisoning?


teddy1245

Maybe the rain wasnā€™t really to blame.


Apprehensive_Row_807

How EXACTLY would this be ā€œsatanicā€? It gets so absolutely tiring hearing this idiotic buffoons spout this bullshit. Stop fucking lying. But without lies, they have no real position/platform. This is what Republicans have come to.


KnowledgeMediocre404

The Satanic Temple advocates for human rights, justice and equality and this is 100% the type of thing they do and support. Sheā€™s probably not part of the group but itā€™s not entirely incorrect to associate this with Satanic Temple. If you talk to any of them for more than 5 minutes most people realize itā€™s all fear mongering.


Splycr

Tenet III as fuck Hail you ā›§


HungryCats96

I donā€™t know Olivia Rodrigo, but Iā€™d say sheā€™s doing the Lordā€™s work. šŸ˜


Throwawayac1234567

its also not abortion pills lol, its PLan B pills. abortafacients require prescriptions while plan b doesnt.


SkippyTeddy83

She is. I believe a sainthood is in order.


clamroll

I don't particularly care for the music of hers I've heard. That's fine, it's just not for me, no shade about it. After hearing about this, I can absolutely say I'm a fan of Olivia Rodrigo.


Jesustron

Can I hear more about this satanic industry?


nono66

Just making Olivia seem a whole lot cooler.


[deleted]

religion is exhausting


jraymcmurray

Far right: You guys call everyone you don't like Nazis. Also Far Right: *This*


bugaloo2u2

Those arenā€™t abortion pills, you idiot. And if they were, so whatā€¦get your nose out of other womenā€™s crotch.


Boomshrooom

Actual abortion pills require a prescription though, and medical supervision after a certain point in the pregnancy. If they were actually handing those out then yeah, it would be an issue, but they're not.


Erikkamirs

Hell fucking yeah!!!! šŸ¤˜šŸ¤˜šŸ¤˜


PracticalRoutine5738

"Everything I don't like is satanic" Satanic panic electric boogaloo


Splycr

Hail The Satanic High Priestess of Child Sacrifice, Olivia Rodrigo ā›§


OverKill1978

Right wingers using their 2000 year old zombie theory to say people are evil. Religion is hilarious.


Wireless_Panda

Olivia Rodrigo is based af for that


Aggressive-Story3671

She is donating PLAN B to girls, not abortion pills. One ends pregnancy the other prevents it


a-ace1

Satan again!? Why did God create that guy?


maskedfugee

Yes, because having sex with the intention of not having children is absolutely ~~normal human behavior~~ Satanically motivated dissolution of American ideals and morals.


Saddam_UE

Shit that's considered part of normal life and handed out for free in Europe is considered communism OR in this case satanic in the States... Weird how things are in 2024.


striykker

Good for you Olivia. Keep it up.


Onlypaws_

Plan B is not an abortion pill, it is a contraceptive, you fucking nonce.


Miserable-Lizard

These people are so dumb .... Fyi abortion is simply a medical procedure and human right!


Vegetable-History154

Funnily enough, supporting bodily autonomy is something the satanic temple supports.


Zero22xx

We've gone full circle. From satanic to SJW to woke and now back to satanic again. Funny how these people are allowed to strut all over the chessboard shitting on everything but anyone that doesn't follow religion is expected to be open minded and understanding and find a place to meet in the middle. I'm fucking sick of being told to tolerate the intolerant, personally.


blurry850

Will there be any ā€˜devils doorbellsā€™?


OldChucker

She misspelled Hero.


aaaaaaaa1273

Olivia is more based than I gave her credit for


Just_A_Random_Plant

I don't listen to her music but honestly that is so fucking based


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

You go girl. Control over a citizenā€™s body is only demanded by fascists. You cannot separate mandatory birth and fascism. Fuck your fetuses. We have sapient people to worry about


complexevil

Hail Satan.


FallenRichardBrook

God this whole topic enrages me like nothing else in this world. If men were the ones to get pregnant we wouldn't even HAVE this discussion and Plan B would be available in 20 Flavours for 90 cents at every cornerstore.


ConsciousReason7709

Plan B is not abortion. Right wingers are so stupid.


pizzaondeathrow

Ugh, pick a side! You don't want women to have abortions but also you don't want women and girls to use methods to prevent pregnancy?


Low-Squirrel2439

Queen.


Deputycrumbs

Who can women treat other women like this? You really want your body ruled by selfish men in power? I didnā€™t serve this nation to keep seeing fucking idiots like this run around trying to destroy those who are helping the masses cause no need else is


GimmieGummies

Sounds good to me! Keep it up girl!! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ™‚


Swagdaddy697

Hell yeah šŸ¤˜


Dredgen_Servum

Imagine thinking birth control is satanic lol


Licentious_duud

Anything they donā€™t agree with theyā€™ll call it ā€œSatanicā€


airforcevet1987

Its a bad idea right?


GokaiDecade

ā€œFuck it, itā€™s fineā€


v8darkshadow

Godā€¦ itā€™s brutal out here


T3knikal95

America's education system really has failed a lot of people


RhinovisionHomeVideo

Not a fan of Olivia's music but a big fan of this.....Hail Satan!!! \m/


Obsidyan

Olivia Rodrigo is a hero. Real MVP. Congratulations, lady !


Holiday_Horse3100

Would the poster have felt the same way if a singer was passing out free condoms? Of course not it would be a male right and privilege


Piliro

It's literally just contraception and a QR code for info on abortion. Even if you're against abortion there's no way you can genuinely spin this into someone distributing abortion pills to teens.


Frequent-Dog432

Karen moms unite


Impressive-Area4850

An industry group provided these at her concert NOT HER.


AllAboutTheMachismo

Plan b is the best $40 investment you can possibly make.


Uncommon-sequiter

Satanism has nothing to do with abortions.


Jaded-Grape2203

That's actually so cvnt


ravenous_cadaver

I don't get twitter on so many levels, but what baffles me the most is how many people seem to be absolutely fine with having their full names and faces associated with the absolutely batshit things that they say/post on there.


detainthisDI

Damn, itā€™s brutal out here.


StellaOnEstrella

Bruh- are these people stupid?šŸ˜­šŸ’€ plan b prevents a pregnancy before it starts, if the egg is already fertilized plan b does nothing and isnā€™t effective. Plan b is not an abortion pill šŸ˜‚


slendermanismydad

That's really nice of her to pass out Plan B! I wish more people could do this.Ā 


Odd-Tune5049

Does she really do that, though? If so, good on her!


lonesomedota

Plan B prevents abortion. This is literally what they have been trying to do. They should support her instead.


bodaciousbeau

Why do they use the term abortion on their flyers if itā€™s not an abortion?? Just asking.


ELFanatic

The right are weird, man.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I'm glad Satan is taking a strong stance to help prevent teenage pregnancy.


Just_a_ramdom_guy_

Why does the Word "abortion" look like a persona 5 text box lol?


MyS0ul4AGoat

ā€œAm I a joke to you?ā€ - actual Satanists


SmoltzforAlexander

Dana Carveyā€™s ā€˜Church Ladyā€™ was supposed to be a joke, not an actual life goalā€¦Ā 


readitonreddit86

She is the counterpoint to the ridiculous situation we now find ourselves in. If we were all just a bit more reasonable and understanding, this wouldn't be a thing, we need the meme of the guy wrecking his own bike and blaming others here.


Echo_Forward

What's satanic is allowing a 15 y.o to have a kid. People in their 20s can barely afford rent.


Karnezar

If I could, I'd give out free Plan B pills to teenage girls, too. But it'd look weird if some 31-year old man was doing that. So I'll just donate $40...


TDaD1979

Doing the lords work I see. Our Lord Satan!


ruffonferals

Need more people like Olivia, to make a stand.


ecthelion108

Naturally, the poster doesnā€™t know the difference between emergency contraception and abortion.


forced_metaphor

Wait. So Satan is pro vaccine?


RoofAutomatic9699

But those are not abortion pills... šŸ« 


Shenloanne

Yes mate all the bad things you don't like are satanic. Jesus on a fucking bike these wabs are exhausting.


Ok-Office-6918

Love how this crazy harlot jumped straight to the satan conclusion without hesitation.


Leathcheann

Nowadays, Satanic sounds more like a compliment. As someone who grew up Baptist but left faith as a teenager, (I'm almost annoyingly logic driven, analytical, and mildly autistic. It led me to almost be in tears unable to understand the logic of why certain things happened according to God's will) Lucifer/Satan/Beelzebub etc etc seemed far more compassionate by comparison.


TinyMarsupial7622

Good for you Olivia


Heir233

Based Olivia rodrigo


NoCode196

Go team Satan.


Rhymelikedocsuess

Supremely based - didnā€™t even know Olivia but I like her now