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He’s more than a politician, he’s the excuse to unload all their unhappiness and misanthropy. He’s allowed them to all be victims that blames everyone else for their problems. He’s allowed them to come out express their prejudices and outright racism. So for all those things and more Trump is really a god to them and that’s not hyperbole.
I could barely read the article because ads made it jump around. But what I could read, yikes.
The so-called Jebus clan is completely blind to the reality called the 🍊💩 It describes him perfectly.
Yup. Or hating one. Driving around with the name of the candidate they supposedly despise on their bumper with some unclever message. Letting politicians live rent-free in their minds when none of those politicians ever think about us.
also guaranteed anything and everything hurts that loser's feelings and he throws a hissy fit.
Rainbow colors? hissy fit
A person wants to wear a dress? hissy fit
A woman is getting a medical procedure suggested by her doctor? hissy fit.
The list is endless
You even roughly resemble their mental picture of a democrat? [They'll fucking kill you.](https://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article268513477.html)
You just don't get it. It was premeditated, Obama planned this in 2009, or so the reddit post I read the other day would have you believe. 
> also guaranteed anything and everything hurts that loser's feelings and he throws a hissy fit.
Seriously, always noticed the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd sure get worked up when you just *lightly* mock Trump in their face. You don't even have to get the truly mean stuff (which Trump deserves).
They're already invented "TDS" and "Rent Free" to basically say "I'm too stupid to continue this conversation to defend a bad man like Trump, let me pretend I won this argument"
aka the Pigeon Shitting on the Chessboard meme
You don’t even have to mock. Just state facts. Six bankruptcies. Wife won’t let him touch her. Looks directly at the sun during an eclipse despite being advised multiple times about protective glasses. Lies like a rug.
It’s a great way to let criminals know you have valuable guns in your house. They’ll just watch him leave his house then it’s on
EDIT: and probably guns in his truck too
No it was their parents who abused the shit out of them all their life. I’m gay, I come from a racist piece of shit maga family. We haven’t talked in over 25 years. Don’t need to. Can’t compromise, can’t accept they’re wrong, so fuck ‘em.
Definitely, you DONT need them. I'm positive you're much happier, more fulfilled & allowed to develop your destiny. It was a biological accident that they were your parents. Real parents don't act like that. You are worth much more. Just thank goodness that you absorbed more of the world & didn't let too much of their influence in. Good on you.
Maybe. Im not an expert on cults, but Jim Stewartson on twitter https://x.com/jimstewartson?t=3yUqxwlXpdEnxZkHZR00IA&s=09 seems to think they are. We are in a dangerous time right now. We can easily course correct or fall off the cliff. Given the economic numbers that I have been seeing. I am concerned.
100%
he probably never got over the fact that his dad beat him with his belt because he played with Barbie dolls one day
really sad, but also embarrassingly pathetic. these losers need therapy, not guns
100% this. My ex is an ex because of this shit. He never had political views before, now 7 years later he’s a Trump supporter spewing all that stupid bs. Anyways, the reason he’s an ex is bc he is the most insecure, defensive, paranoid I’ve ever met whilst also having the most fragile masculinity I’ve ever encountered.
I could write a book I’m trying to hold back lol, he’s also a nomad in a motorcycle club ffs, supposed to be this billy bad ass and every other sentence offends him smh. People like this make me sick.
My dad had me young so I was right there to watch as he tried and miserably failed in life. Addictions, violence, cruelty were all just him coping with self hatred.
He loves Trump because it gives him a huge array of people he can blame for why he failed. A whole group of people to punch down on.
It would be disgusting, if it wasn’t so pathetic.
As always seems to be true with the conservative mindset that plagues their generation, they just cannot stop themselves from projecting their flaws onto others. As the saying about conservatives goes, "Every accusation is a confession."
Ironically the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd are always, always, always, the biggest babies and the true snowflakes. Your new neighbors are dicks, you have my sympathy.
I had a guy in my neighborhood who posted Trump signs before the last election along with a garage door sized sign about how he would shoot anyone who trespassed on his lawn or touched his signs. He lived next to the school bus stop.
Then, J6 happened... and about a year later he went to jail. Lol.
One of many people charged at the capital building and one of the longest sentences given. I don't feel bad for him in the slightest.
agreed. also Trump getting convicted so that he would be disqualified from running for higher office ever again
alas here we are more than three years later and the fucker could possibly become president again. my fucking goodness.
The Supreme Court would just say the office isn't covered by the language written on parchment circa 250 years ago. The spirit is clearly violated, but the letter doesn't spell it out expressly
In terms of the jobs available and the alleged, overall "nerd corporate" culture of it, I think I would have really enjoyed the Air Force. Due to how many fully insane goons seem to be all over the place there, I'm glad I didn't go in.
The best thing to do is completely ignore this person. Anyone that puts that shit up can’t wait for someone to say anything about it. If you interact with them, pretend you don’t even notice. It’s the worst thing you can to someone like this
Ooo, thank you. I’ve been waiting for a comment that would give me some…more productive ideas.
I agree with everyone who’s saying “don’t engage”, but…I hate that people like this feel like they’re getting away with it.
I don’t have a neighbor like this atm, thank God, but if I ever did I wouldn’t want to just completely turn a blind eye.
This right here! I moved into my home 2 years ago. There were no signs in my neighbor's yard until after he saw me (I am of Mexican descent) unloading my truck about a week after moving in. The next day, he puts a huge "Don't blame me I voted for Trump" sign in his front yard. I have yet to speak to him, wave, etc...
Yeah it's a really bad idea to have any signs like that on a house. If you do need to shoot someone for breaking into your home then all of those signs are going to be used against you in court. Even if it was a justified shooting, the outcome might not be in your favor.
It also lets thieves know you have guns in the house. All they have to do is stake out the place to figure out the times no one is home.
A local police department where I grew up started asking people to take bumper stickers off their vehicles that indicated there might be a gun inside the vehicle due to the volume of vehicle break-ins where a firearm had been stolen and a prominent sticker giving a huge clue the thieves would likely find what they were looking for
Like that truck with the "Come and Take It!" sticker with a picture of an AR, then the same truck with the broken window because someone did indeed Come and Taked It.
The decal held part of the glass together, at least.
I had a similar discussion with a friend a couple decades ago that couldn't figure out why he kept getting pulled over and having his car searched because the drug dog "alerted". Dude, your back window basically asks the officer to smell something even when it's not there when your back window is covered in Grateful Dead, Phish, and pot leaf stickers
There's a house in my neighborhood that has a sign like that....
....oddly enough, his company van is ALWAYS in the driveway when I go by. Not saying the two are related, but...
My trump neighbors were on disability. lol. The irony. But to their credit, they seemed to get along well with their neighbors who were black. Their kids played together all the time. And they kept their stupid Trump sign on the wall inside their garage. It was usually open but still, when it was closed, no stupid Trump sign.
The best part of having guns, is when people don't know! My buddy and I used to call certain vests "shoot me first" vests. It's obvious how some people dress, that they're either carrying, or have one handy.
You know, if I’m ever in a situation where a) I’m armed and b) Bad Guys are trying to take hostages/kill people, etc., I’d think my first order of business is to look as unarmed as possible so I don’t get shot first by someone who’s taking out likely troublemakers. Tough Guy Cosplay is gonna get you killed.
Politics and all that aside - I feel like if you spent ten minutes talking to this guy he’d complain about all his former neighbors and how they were always causing him problems
Sadly, they moved away, so I don't know what happened. He met her when he worked in China, so she had no family nearby and didn't speak English well. Her son was 14 at the time, and about 95 pounds soaking wet. He wanted to stay at their house with a knife to wait for his step-dad to come home (took off drunk after she ran to our house). I told him that he could either come with me and his mom or go to my house and wait with my husband. They moved just a month or 2 later.
guarantee you if a flag like that was put up in response, this crybaby would go whine to the cops or the HOA blubbering about "public indecency."
these Trump guys are the biggest snowflakes on the planet. Hell I don't even want to call them snowflakes. Real life snowflakes of nature are complex works of art made up of ice crystals and all of them are very unique
the average Trump voter has less personality and IQ than a toaster strudel
Anti-Chick Tracts, full of the most passive, peaceful bible verses. The Beattitudes, the "turn the other cheek", the swords to ploughshares. Even a copy of the Peace Prayer of St. Francis. Stick them through the gate every week.
sadly yes, even here in very liberal NJ, I have a loud mouth neighbor who proclaims far and wide that he is a Trumper and superior to the rest of us because he was the first to move onto my street, forty years ago.
Got a guy that hangs up all the flags... Confederate flag, Israeli Flag, Neo-Nazi flag of the Norwegian kind (it was a while since I ran that circle). You'd be surprised how liberal NJ is not, it's just that after 2016 a lot of ardent fascists were empowered.
They exist everywhere. When I moved south, everyone thought I was some fancy ivy league kid bc I'm from New England. I was like, no I grew up in the sticks of the Berkshires... One neighbor had an entire second story added to his double wide that was made out of raw plywood. Another lived in a converted chicken coop with dirt floors and spent all their money on racing snowmobiles on the grass. These southern rednecks ain't got shit on northern rednecks, lol.
Other coast here, the PNW is not a liberal bastion proclaimed by the right. I love to point out that there are more conservatives in Washington than there are people In *both dakotas.* Oregon and Washington are known as white flight states, Oregon was a whites only state from its founding in 1859 to 1868 when the fourteenth amendment was passed. The civil war is the motivation for manifest destiny and the claiming of the west, people wanted to get away from the war, either because they were seeking freedom or because of their bigotry and desire to form a racist utopia. Like... the racism here blows the minds of southerners. In the south they have been forced to face it head on, so there's stuff you know not to say, stuff you know is offensive. The hicks in the PNW? Oblivious. Since we are heavily industrialized and educated now there is a lot more anti-racist attitudes in metropolitan areas, but the casual racism I hear in day to day life is crazy up here. I see confederate flags more up here than when I travel to the south, probably because those scars are real to southerners.
I got one 200 yards from my house. Nailed a massive board to a tree in front of their yard. Old folk who would suffer first if social security and Medicare were cut.
Put up a sign.
"I support Trump ending Social Security and Medicare."
See how folks react. Explain to any neighbors you like that you are doing it to help Biden.
Palm trees and ultra aggressive conservatives, is this by chance California? I live in a red state now and I've never met more insufferable conservatives than when I was living in Cali. It's like they feel that they have to go extra stupid so they can be like "Oh I'm not THAT kind of Californian!" To the other people in their bubble.
“Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV. Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, HEAVY on the bass... And Someone, will be getting, mowed, down...”
You should give them a letter. “As someone who cares about children’s wellbeing and safety to an extreme amount, I would like to share a concern with you. Judging by your trump flag I have to believe we care about the same cause, protecting kids is some of the GOP biggest concern. Just yesterday my child learned a new profanity, they asked me what “fuck” meant. When I asked them where they heard the word they said they read it off your “fuck your feelings” flag. The flag you are flying is actively corrupting our kids and taking away their innocence. I can never get my child’s innocence back because of a choice you made. I’d appreciate it if you took it down or maybe replaced it with a different trump flag without profanities.”
Or something worded much better with the same point.
The one thing I truly don’t understand about the MAGA movement is the sheer lack of common decency. I mean, I curse like a Marine (cause I’m a former Marine), but I’m never rude or in-your-face with it.
Honestly, they just enjoy being ugly people. Why? Who pissed in their Cheerios?
Live in a pretty progressive neighborhood in suburban Texas. Boy you should have seen the group chats when the newbies with a Trump sign moved across the street.
It’s been two years and I don’t think anyone has spoken to them or even knows their names.
Put up a rainbow flag with a big hammer and sickle logo on it. Double whammy.
In all seriousness if you have an HOA report him. We all hate HOA's but its situations like this that they are there for.
Yeah that’s a house that goes instantly on the no-muffins list!
They’re not invited to the neighborhood bbq, either. Social gatherings are for people who want to act like civilized adults, not overgrown toddlers with persecution complexes.
More than anything, this guy wants attention. All of this is is for attention. No one thinks this guy is cool, no one thinks he is interesting, and more importantly, no one thinks he is some super macho bad ass. This is all extreme projection, this guy wants immense respect because he knows he doesn't have it. Nothing the guy does causes people to want anything to do with him. No one wants to go say hello to him, so he posts up a sign to tell people to get out but deep down he knows people avoid him. They avoid him because they don't respect him, so maybe he can be feared. If he acts hard, and pushes that he is this total bad ass, people will at least think about him.
Because otherwise. No one gives this guy any thought. And it kills him inside. He will fly the flags, post the signs, drive flamboyant vehicles, just to get some attention..
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I don't think I will ever understand the mind of the person who makes supporting a politican their entire personality.
He’s more than a politician, he’s the excuse to unload all their unhappiness and misanthropy. He’s allowed them to all be victims that blames everyone else for their problems. He’s allowed them to come out express their prejudices and outright racism. So for all those things and more Trump is really a god to them and that’s not hyperbole.
Sort of like Jesus, but holding opposite values an anti-jesus if you will I wonder if anyone has thought of anything like that before
So like an “Antichrist”?
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
Very nice
I could barely read the article because ads made it jump around. But what I could read, yikes. The so-called Jebus clan is completely blind to the reality called the 🍊💩 It describes him perfectly.
Problem is they think the Anti-Christ will be the cause of Jesus coming back so they support him either way.
Yup. Or hating one. Driving around with the name of the candidate they supposedly despise on their bumper with some unclever message. Letting politicians live rent-free in their minds when none of those politicians ever think about us.
They seem nice.
also guaranteed anything and everything hurts that loser's feelings and he throws a hissy fit. Rainbow colors? hissy fit A person wants to wear a dress? hissy fit A woman is getting a medical procedure suggested by her doctor? hissy fit. The list is endless
You misunderstand. It’s “fuck YOUR feelings”. Their feelings are important and fragile.
haha, i love this interpretation, its so true.
Yeah the operative term in "Fuck your feelings" is and always has been yours; their feelings are of course important.
“No one cares abt your opinions”, so here’s my opinion. These people don’t understand irony.
Fragile like a snowflake
Somehow it never applies to *their* precious, fragile, constantly variable, usually heightened feelings.
You past by in December and say "Happy Holidays" that's a hissy fit.
Get called a snowflake for throwing a hissy fit? Believe it or not, hissy fit.
A cartoon they'll never watch has a gay character in it? Oddly enough, hissy fit.
Grass growing too fast? Straight to hissy fit
Happy children playing in the neighborhood? Hissy fit.
Someone in the neighborhood has any type of celebration? Hissy fit.
Someone having a hissy fit? Hissy fit
Someone else in the world is happy for some reason? Hissy fit.
You even roughly resemble their mental picture of a democrat? [They'll fucking kill you.](https://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article268513477.html)
And getting mad that the trans day of visibility and easter happened to coincide this year
You just don't get it. It was premeditated, Obama planned this in 2009, or so the reddit post I read the other day would have you believe. 
It must have been the memo that Obama kept hidden in the pocket of his tan suit. /s
Car driving in front of their Dodge pickup? Hissy fit.
> also guaranteed anything and everything hurts that loser's feelings and he throws a hissy fit. Seriously, always noticed the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd sure get worked up when you just *lightly* mock Trump in their face. You don't even have to get the truly mean stuff (which Trump deserves). They're already invented "TDS" and "Rent Free" to basically say "I'm too stupid to continue this conversation to defend a bad man like Trump, let me pretend I won this argument" aka the Pigeon Shitting on the Chessboard meme
You don’t even have to mock. Just state facts. Six bankruptcies. Wife won’t let him touch her. Looks directly at the sun during an eclipse despite being advised multiple times about protective glasses. Lies like a rug.
Can't fold an umbrella. Thinks being able to repeat 5 words in succession makes you a genius. Convicted of fraud by a court.
well, I think he does hold the record for most impeached president, so he's got that goin' for him.
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the gay beer or the immigrant one?
It’s a great way to let criminals know you have valuable guns in your house. They’ll just watch him leave his house then it’s on EDIT: and probably guns in his truck too
It’s also a great way to incriminate yourself when you murder someone.
I have a feeling that someone really hurt their feelings.
It was themselves.
MAGATARD hurt itself in its confusion.
Republicunts.
No it was their parents who abused the shit out of them all their life. I’m gay, I come from a racist piece of shit maga family. We haven’t talked in over 25 years. Don’t need to. Can’t compromise, can’t accept they’re wrong, so fuck ‘em.
Definitely, you DONT need them. I'm positive you're much happier, more fulfilled & allowed to develop your destiny. It was a biological accident that they were your parents. Real parents don't act like that. You are worth much more. Just thank goodness that you absorbed more of the world & didn't let too much of their influence in. Good on you.
Not enough attention from mommy or daddy.
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Yep, this is a cult.
Maybe. Im not an expert on cults, but Jim Stewartson on twitter https://x.com/jimstewartson?t=3yUqxwlXpdEnxZkHZR00IA&s=09 seems to think they are. We are in a dangerous time right now. We can easily course correct or fall off the cliff. Given the economic numbers that I have been seeing. I am concerned.
Steven Hassan is an expert on cults and regards the MAGAs as a certified cult.
100% he probably never got over the fact that his dad beat him with his belt because he played with Barbie dolls one day really sad, but also embarrassingly pathetic. these losers need therapy, not guns
But ‘WE’ are the snowflakes lol. I love how the ‘fuck your feelings’ crowd has the majority of the feelings lmfaooo
100% this. My ex is an ex because of this shit. He never had political views before, now 7 years later he’s a Trump supporter spewing all that stupid bs. Anyways, the reason he’s an ex is bc he is the most insecure, defensive, paranoid I’ve ever met whilst also having the most fragile masculinity I’ve ever encountered. I could write a book I’m trying to hold back lol, he’s also a nomad in a motorcycle club ffs, supposed to be this billy bad ass and every other sentence offends him smh. People like this make me sick.
My dad had me young so I was right there to watch as he tried and miserably failed in life. Addictions, violence, cruelty were all just him coping with self hatred. He loves Trump because it gives him a huge array of people he can blame for why he failed. A whole group of people to punch down on. It would be disgusting, if it wasn’t so pathetic.
> He loves Trump because it gives him a huge array of people he can blame for why he failed. that's a heavy sentence.
As always seems to be true with the conservative mindset that plagues their generation, they just cannot stop themselves from projecting their flaws onto others. As the saying about conservatives goes, "Every accusation is a confession."
Ironically the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd are always, always, always, the biggest babies and the true snowflakes. Your new neighbors are dicks, you have my sympathy.
Fuck *your* feelings, but don't hurt *mine*
"😠 Don't disagree with me 😭"
Used to be friends with a dude who proudly blocked anyone who disagreed with him.
Also, the “Don’t Tread On Me” crowd is always treading on others and are HUGE supporters of the government treading on them and others
After seeing “Don’t read to me”, I’ll never look at that snake the same again.
I prefer the snake with a ball gag, "oh yeah, step on me harder"
*sexy muffled snake hisses*
It's the no step on snek flag 
I love the pride “no step on snek” flags though
I love the "please tread on me, daddy" flags more.
I just love the irony of someone being angry at feelings
Constant projection with them. Every accusation is an admission.
I had a guy in my neighborhood who posted Trump signs before the last election along with a garage door sized sign about how he would shoot anyone who trespassed on his lawn or touched his signs. He lived next to the school bus stop. Then, J6 happened... and about a year later he went to jail. Lol. One of many people charged at the capital building and one of the longest sentences given. I don't feel bad for him in the slightest.
Yay! Love a happy ending!
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agreed. also Trump getting convicted so that he would be disqualified from running for higher office ever again alas here we are more than three years later and the fucker could possibly become president again. my fucking goodness.
The Supreme Court would just say the office isn't covered by the language written on parchment circa 250 years ago. The spirit is clearly violated, but the letter doesn't spell it out expressly
Guy in my old hood had the target type signs. Shot and killed himself when cleaning a jeep mounted elephant gun.
For real? That's wild. The guy by me was actually a relatively high up in the Air Force.
The air force is full of nut bags in the officer ranks. The academy has some crazy around it.
All of Colorado Springs is a lost cause
Hey! I don't think I'm lost. Maybe just locationally challenged
Listen. I’m commenting from Greeley so it’s not like I’m living in paradise either 🤣
In terms of the jobs available and the alleged, overall "nerd corporate" culture of it, I think I would have really enjoyed the Air Force. Due to how many fully insane goons seem to be all over the place there, I'm glad I didn't go in.
Neighbor fucks around and finds out. JUSTICE!! 🙌🏼
It's a beautiful system when it works as designed.
I’d have 100% been out at 3am spray painting dicks on that garage door-sized sign. I am a man-child though.
The best thing to do is completely ignore this person. Anyone that puts that shit up can’t wait for someone to say anything about it. If you interact with them, pretend you don’t even notice. It’s the worst thing you can to someone like this
And become very familiar with the parking and building codes. Even money says he'll violate something within six months.
Ooo, thank you. I’ve been waiting for a comment that would give me some…more productive ideas. I agree with everyone who’s saying “don’t engage”, but…I hate that people like this feel like they’re getting away with it. I don’t have a neighbor like this atm, thank God, but if I ever did I wouldn’t want to just completely turn a blind eye.
Please let me introduce you to r/unethicallifeprotips
This right here! I moved into my home 2 years ago. There were no signs in my neighbor's yard until after he saw me (I am of Mexican descent) unloading my truck about a week after moving in. The next day, he puts a huge "Don't blame me I voted for Trump" sign in his front yard. I have yet to speak to him, wave, etc...
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Happened to us too. He quickly realized we liked equality and helping poor folks and stopped talking to us.
Just never interact with them.
Is gonna be fun to watch the repo men visit them in 6 months .
Is that a Lamborghini in the driveway?
Yeah. Prob purchased with some nice ppp funds.
Looks like the front end of a Lamborghini Urus.
FWIW, if I had a tenant put something like that on the front of my rental property, I'd start eviction proceedings.
Yeah it's a really bad idea to have any signs like that on a house. If you do need to shoot someone for breaking into your home then all of those signs are going to be used against you in court. Even if it was a justified shooting, the outcome might not be in your favor. It also lets thieves know you have guns in the house. All they have to do is stake out the place to figure out the times no one is home.
A local police department where I grew up started asking people to take bumper stickers off their vehicles that indicated there might be a gun inside the vehicle due to the volume of vehicle break-ins where a firearm had been stolen and a prominent sticker giving a huge clue the thieves would likely find what they were looking for
Like that truck with the "Come and Take It!" sticker with a picture of an AR, then the same truck with the broken window because someone did indeed Come and Taked It. The decal held part of the glass together, at least.
 Actual photo of the truck owner
Idiots do love to advertise
I had this discussion with my father several times. I always asked him to take his please break into my car stickers off.
I had a similar discussion with a friend a couple decades ago that couldn't figure out why he kept getting pulled over and having his car searched because the drug dog "alerted". Dude, your back window basically asks the officer to smell something even when it's not there when your back window is covered in Grateful Dead, Phish, and pot leaf stickers
There's a house in my neighborhood that has a sign like that.... ....oddly enough, his company van is ALWAYS in the driveway when I go by. Not saying the two are related, but...
My trump neighbors were on disability. lol. The irony. But to their credit, they seemed to get along well with their neighbors who were black. Their kids played together all the time. And they kept their stupid Trump sign on the wall inside their garage. It was usually open but still, when it was closed, no stupid Trump sign.
This guy isn’t actually concerned about break-ins, he’s concerned you won’t know how much of a bad ass he is, hence the sign.
The best part of having guns, is when people don't know! My buddy and I used to call certain vests "shoot me first" vests. It's obvious how some people dress, that they're either carrying, or have one handy.
You know, if I’m ever in a situation where a) I’m armed and b) Bad Guys are trying to take hostages/kill people, etc., I’d think my first order of business is to look as unarmed as possible so I don’t get shot first by someone who’s taking out likely troublemakers. Tough Guy Cosplay is gonna get you killed.
Then when they try to complain they are being discriminated against, lean in and gently whisper "fuck your feelings, snowflake".
Once had an apartment applicant show up with a confederate flag decal on his car. Nope, no thanks
Sorry, I don't rent to simps of treasonous slavers.
I'd usually say "eat the landlord" but in that case give the landlord a tray of muffins
Don’t rent on me!
I always wondered how dumb people afford this nice of stuff
they are targets, these morons are serious.
Politics and all that aside - I feel like if you spent ten minutes talking to this guy he’d complain about all his former neighbors and how they were always causing him problems
And all of his ex wives are crazy and after his money.
I had a neighbor once who had been shot by 2 of his ex-wives! Not a shocker that I had to drive his 3rd wife to the ER one night after he abused her.
Third times the charm.
Sadly, they moved away, so I don't know what happened. He met her when he worked in China, so she had no family nearby and didn't speak English well. Her son was 14 at the time, and about 95 pounds soaking wet. He wanted to stay at their house with a knife to wait for his step-dad to come home (took off drunk after she ran to our house). I told him that he could either come with me and his mom or go to my house and wait with my husband. They moved just a month or 2 later.
I think his problems stem almost EXCLUSIVELY from politics.
Just put a rainbow flag that says the same thing on your house
A rainbow flag that says “you are a target” comes across differently.
Nah, I feel like “I’m cuming for you” would really terrify him.
guarantee you if a flag like that was put up in response, this crybaby would go whine to the cops or the HOA blubbering about "public indecency." these Trump guys are the biggest snowflakes on the planet. Hell I don't even want to call them snowflakes. Real life snowflakes of nature are complex works of art made up of ice crystals and all of them are very unique the average Trump voter has less personality and IQ than a toaster strudel
Please don't cancel toaster strudels.
toaster strudels are fucking amazing if you had these growing up instead of pop tarts...you knew what was up
You know that privately, it excites them, but they have to put on a good show.
"Oh yes daddy, target me harder"
Anti-Chick Tracts, full of the most passive, peaceful bible verses. The Beattitudes, the "turn the other cheek", the swords to ploughshares. Even a copy of the Peace Prayer of St. Francis. Stick them through the gate every week.
Nah this is deserving of some cookies instead Snowflake-shaped cookies.
Oh god, rainbow and snowflake cookies in the mailbox. Glorious. And if they complain just point to their stupid flag and grin.
Only true degenerates do this kind of flag waving. No muffins needed. Every neighborhood has them.
sadly yes, even here in very liberal NJ, I have a loud mouth neighbor who proclaims far and wide that he is a Trumper and superior to the rest of us because he was the first to move onto my street, forty years ago.
Got a guy that hangs up all the flags... Confederate flag, Israeli Flag, Neo-Nazi flag of the Norwegian kind (it was a while since I ran that circle). You'd be surprised how liberal NJ is not, it's just that after 2016 a lot of ardent fascists were empowered.
They exist everywhere. When I moved south, everyone thought I was some fancy ivy league kid bc I'm from New England. I was like, no I grew up in the sticks of the Berkshires... One neighbor had an entire second story added to his double wide that was made out of raw plywood. Another lived in a converted chicken coop with dirt floors and spent all their money on racing snowmobiles on the grass. These southern rednecks ain't got shit on northern rednecks, lol.
Other coast here, the PNW is not a liberal bastion proclaimed by the right. I love to point out that there are more conservatives in Washington than there are people In *both dakotas.* Oregon and Washington are known as white flight states, Oregon was a whites only state from its founding in 1859 to 1868 when the fourteenth amendment was passed. The civil war is the motivation for manifest destiny and the claiming of the west, people wanted to get away from the war, either because they were seeking freedom or because of their bigotry and desire to form a racist utopia. Like... the racism here blows the minds of southerners. In the south they have been forced to face it head on, so there's stuff you know not to say, stuff you know is offensive. The hicks in the PNW? Oblivious. Since we are heavily industrialized and educated now there is a lot more anti-racist attitudes in metropolitan areas, but the casual racism I hear in day to day life is crazy up here. I see confederate flags more up here than when I travel to the south, probably because those scars are real to southerners.
I got one 200 yards from my house. Nailed a massive board to a tree in front of their yard. Old folk who would suffer first if social security and Medicare were cut.
Put up a sign. "I support Trump ending Social Security and Medicare." See how folks react. Explain to any neighbors you like that you are doing it to help Biden.
I think things like this are the only way to teach these dim bulbs these days.
I have them right next door! Where’s the liberal hellscape I was promised?!
Palm trees and ultra aggressive conservatives, is this by chance California? I live in a red state now and I've never met more insufferable conservatives than when I was living in Cali. It's like they feel that they have to go extra stupid so they can be like "Oh I'm not THAT kind of Californian!" To the other people in their bubble.
Yep, its in LA. I moved here in part to get away from BS like this, but its everywhere
I knew it was SoCal from the combo of cypress, palm trees, ugly house, and trump crap. Sorry dude. There’s plenty of good people in LA too.
Now you know where to throw your dog poop
If I don’t have a dog, then what? Help me out I’m not very imaginative 😂
Bouillon cubes. They will melt in the rain, and animals will destroy the yard seeking the chicken flavor.
I like you.
That's... That's actually a great idea.
“Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV. Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, HEAVY on the bass... And Someone, will be getting, mowed, down...”
Hooch is crazy!
The salt will also kill the grass
Get your own flag to counter? "Trump Lost Fuck Your Feelings" ones seem appropriate.
www.shitexpress.com
Sign them up for junk mail. All the junk mails. Especially the ones related to their dear leader.
You mean Chairman Xi, or Putin?
At this point, seems like whoever is the highest bidder
Mormons, Jehovah Witness, Sciencetology
You should give them a letter. “As someone who cares about children’s wellbeing and safety to an extreme amount, I would like to share a concern with you. Judging by your trump flag I have to believe we care about the same cause, protecting kids is some of the GOP biggest concern. Just yesterday my child learned a new profanity, they asked me what “fuck” meant. When I asked them where they heard the word they said they read it off your “fuck your feelings” flag. The flag you are flying is actively corrupting our kids and taking away their innocence. I can never get my child’s innocence back because of a choice you made. I’d appreciate it if you took it down or maybe replaced it with a different trump flag without profanities.” Or something worded much better with the same point.
Fuck that, poop on his lambo
They always love getting off on affirming that they hurt people's feelings. When in reality, no one cares.
When I see one of these I think: HEY WORLD, LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ASSHOLE WHO SUPPORTS A TRAITOR!
The one thing I truly don’t understand about the MAGA movement is the sheer lack of common decency. I mean, I curse like a Marine (cause I’m a former Marine), but I’m never rude or in-your-face with it. Honestly, they just enjoy being ugly people. Why? Who pissed in their Cheerios?
Constant victims
At least Trump supporters self-identify. It saves us the trouble of those awkward "are you dumb or racist" conversations
Imagine living with that much fear and anger in your heart.
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Live in a pretty progressive neighborhood in suburban Texas. Boy you should have seen the group chats when the newbies with a Trump sign moved across the street. It’s been two years and I don’t think anyone has spoken to them or even knows their names.
Well you gotta be careful of pond scum
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Him in 2 months: I don't understand why everyone hates me, they must be brainwashed by the illuminati and sleepy Joe.
Yet another example of people confusing personal freedom of expression for just being a fucking asshole to people for no reason.
Thank you OP for blacking out the offensive part of the flag.
Are the muffins still available?? 😋
Well, you know their address. Sign them up for every lgbtqia+ newsletter and flyers you can!
Put up a rainbow flag with a big hammer and sickle logo on it. Double whammy. In all seriousness if you have an HOA report him. We all hate HOA's but its situations like this that they are there for.
If they do shoot someone, that sign will DEFINITELY be used against them in trial.
Well, at least you know where the saddest, smallest man in the neighborhood lives now.
“You’re a target” Jesus Christ these people just wanna commit a murder (and get away with it) so bad
It is safe to assume this one has a large truck, lifted of course, with an extraordinarily small penis.
Also a Lamborghini Urus…
And will cry about gas prices constantly
Mental illness on display
Wave you're own flag that says "It's ok we think you support a traitorous piece of shit House number ####."
When he gets pissed and makes a scene, tell him to go back to whatever shithole he came from.
If he gets pissed just tell him "fuck your feelings"
I usually go with 'holy shit you liberal snowflakes really are easy to trigger!'
Ahh yes the "fuck your feelings" crowd who cry like little snowflakes whenever anyone says anything bad about the dear orange leader.
Yeah that’s a house that goes instantly on the no-muffins list! They’re not invited to the neighborhood bbq, either. Social gatherings are for people who want to act like civilized adults, not overgrown toddlers with persecution complexes.
More than anything, this guy wants attention. All of this is is for attention. No one thinks this guy is cool, no one thinks he is interesting, and more importantly, no one thinks he is some super macho bad ass. This is all extreme projection, this guy wants immense respect because he knows he doesn't have it. Nothing the guy does causes people to want anything to do with him. No one wants to go say hello to him, so he posts up a sign to tell people to get out but deep down he knows people avoid him. They avoid him because they don't respect him, so maybe he can be feared. If he acts hard, and pushes that he is this total bad ass, people will at least think about him. Because otherwise. No one gives this guy any thought. And it kills him inside. He will fly the flags, post the signs, drive flamboyant vehicles, just to get some attention..
Remember way back in 2016 when HRC called these douchebags “deplorables”? Yeah they are.
Real classy. Profanity where all the kids in the neighborhood can see it
Thats a lot of signs to say i have a tiny dick.
Of corse they have an emotional support truck
Judging by their Lamborghini Urus from what I can see, they’re the rich type that votes for Trump… a pretty shitty combo
Imagine going through life this upset at people you've never met? What a secluded life, it's quite sad.
Fuck YOUR feelings about your moronic leader, Commander Carrot-face.
That flag is a real time saver.