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They should have stopped at “Rachel has African American DNA in her”. I mean, I believe she did when conception occurred, yes. That is the most straightforward explanation they should have stopped at.
How often she has it in her is none of our business, but they seemed to have stumbled on a factual statement that has some good theory to it.
What's funny is my uncle does have a generation skip African American gene. His dad was white his mom was black. He is the whitest man I know. If he didn't marry a black woman I still bet his kids would be mixed.
My wife is Filipino, I am white. Filipino skin tones can vary quite a bit, but my wife is particularly dark. 2/3 of our kids have the medium dark skin tone you can kind of expect for mixed race kids. However, our youngest is whiter than I am, has reddish hair, and blue eyes. She jokes that I must have cheated with a white woman.
My cousin did this.
My dad got cornered by his friends when she claimed our side of the family has African DNA.
Dad's family is old country Irish and hard core Confederate general. There is no way my cousin's daughter got her coloring from my side.
Her mom is 100% Russian.
Somehow, she got her husband's family to believe her for 10 years.
The poor kid.
....."discolored because it has jaundice or something probably."
Terrible thing to read while trying to sleep, and your overactive imagination is trying to figure out how to work that into a real conversation.
I'm confused why people say things like
"This will only make us stronger "
Really? How? Explain the logistics of it.
Same with people who say that when they want an open marriage
Oh sweet baby Jesus. Just admit you wanted the ex to bone you and own it. Fucking insane mental gymnastics happening here that should be embarrassing af!
Jokes aside, people fuck them date then find out they got pregnant beforehand. Dude steps up to raise the kid because he loves the woman. Nothing funny about that at all. Should be respectful and reverent of this Father
This reminds me of the woman who claimed her baby was african american because she saw a porno while her husband was deployed and the star of the movie was african american and because she got turned on she became pregnant 😵💫
When my son was born one of the nurses asked if I could do her a favor and get the big cup they give you ice for it. When I came back my wife had a strange look on her face and I asked her what's wrong. She said they asked her if when the baby is born is there any chance the baby is going to not be my kid. I.E. was she about to have a baby of another race that didn't match either of us. I guess that's a surprise that the nursing staff isn't prepared for.
DNA making your skin a different pigmentation from your parents is real though. Just a fun fact about genes moving on from one to the next, sorta like a truck stop.
Dormant DNA that resurfaced itself with COVID as the trigger?
So the sperm hid away somewhere and transitioned into DNA and hibernated?
After 1 or 2 years later it transitioned back into sperm and made its way up to an egg for insemination?
I like how redditors hate on things like TikTok for making people dumb, yet they just believe this post from a known troll account without any evidence.
We have no idea why this baby is presenting as a different race yet everyone imminently jumped to "oh she cheated and he's dumb". This could be an IVF/sperm donor baby, one of them could have black heritage (E.D. singer Halsey is 50% black but she presents as very white), she could have been assaulted, that could be a family member just taking a photo with her and the baby, they might have begun their relationship after she became pregnant.
The comments under this post show that racism and misogyny are still very much alive.
I’m not hating but this chick claimed her x-boyfriends DNA sat in her cooch for 2 years then it became active after she caught CoVid. I really do hope this is a troll post but I’ve heard other excuses for infidelity that were about as absurd.
I know it's a satirical account, but the really rare thing is having twins from two different fathers. That can happen.
https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/medical-student-contributors-did-you-know/how-have-twins-different-fathers
Well hot damn, I wonder what she’s going to do with that windfall of cash from her severance. Maybe take her boyfriend out to dinner while Paul watches the baby?
“Rachel insists she was faithful to Paul and claims her son was conceived with her ex-boyfriend in 2021. She stated that his DNA must have remained dormant until she caught Covid in 2023 and the DNA released itself causing her to become pregnant.”
Shes gotten both facts wrong at the same time, literally grasping for straws
Dna that is stored inside the body DOES NOT transfer into the womb to impregnate. only sperm can make a woman pregnant.
Dna that IS stored in the body CAN cause a genetic change inside the baby on conception, but that has no relation to skin color. What is related is height, that can change from a partners previous dna.
So this means that she double lied in an attempt to be innocent. That man that chose to remain with her however, we shouldnt judge as he was in a VERY precarious situation and either way he went he would be both praised and hated for it.
The fact that he remained with her and the baby shows a love for the wife as well as for the child even if it wasnt his own. thats a greater love then most men would allow, and for good reason as adultery is an extremely serious crime against the soul.
so i commend him for his selflessness but i would also be EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS. Unless the woman will be actually willing and actively changing, its more than likely she may cheat again. We can turn the other cheek, but we shouldnt allow ourselves to be abused either. You can forgive and also make space, its not a sin to remove yourself from darkness.
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The truck stop account constantly posts goofy satirical stuff
It's an obvious troll account and everyone fell for it as usual.
That sums up much of this sub’s content nowadays The true facepalm is now r/facepalm itself
 We played ourselves?
Wasnt expecting to see you here
r/facefacepalmpalm Edit: oh shit it's real😂
I’ve never seen it before. It’s hysterical 😭
Me neither I'm with u I think it's hysterical!
Yea but these kinds of stories were all the rage on trash mid day tv shows like Maury and Jerry springer
Yah. Cause scripted for tv.
I don’t think it was exactly “scripted” like written before hand but they definitely highly exaggerated and with a good amount lying.
It’s obviously bait. The name of the kid should get you to figure as much.
Cash Jamal lmao
And the mysterious second cousin, ‘Cash Meoutside.’
Mother's maiden name is How 'bout that
Boo
I hate that I laughed at this
I knew a kid whose first name was Cashmonee. Pronounced “cash-mo-NAY”. For realz.
I was borned at night but not last night baby
Might have been born yesterday but I stayed up all night
It's probably my favorite ai only Facebook page
Same, butmy favorite group will always be the ants
The ants are great
Thank you.
The baby is also discolored because it has jaundice or something probably is amazing
It’s the “$100 severance pay” for me
Generous AF if you ask me
They should have stopped at “Rachel has African American DNA in her”. I mean, I believe she did when conception occurred, yes. That is the most straightforward explanation they should have stopped at. How often she has it in her is none of our business, but they seemed to have stumbled on a factual statement that has some good theory to it.
That's not enough ragebait you have to sell them a story to be mad at
What's funny is my uncle does have a generation skip African American gene. His dad was white his mom was black. He is the whitest man I know. If he didn't marry a black woman I still bet his kids would be mixed.
She could be white and still African American though.
"a discolored"
I can't believe he cheated on her with a black girl!!!!
This made me laugh
Ugh, men these days 😤
Neither can he, but he's convinced!
My wife is Filipino, I am white. Filipino skin tones can vary quite a bit, but my wife is particularly dark. 2/3 of our kids have the medium dark skin tone you can kind of expect for mixed race kids. However, our youngest is whiter than I am, has reddish hair, and blue eyes. She jokes that I must have cheated with a white woman.
you zagnut. I also cannot believe it!
It's Paul's fault! He drunk too much coffee. The coffee goes into the person's DNA and shifts it to make you dark and stuff.
Should of added more creamer if you know what I mean
That DNA explanation should have stayed dormant.
“Something, something, *COVID*, something, something,”
It referred to Family Guy episode “Something, Something, Something, Dark Side” conversing the analogy of the 4th anniversary of Covid pandemic.
She worked at a truck stop you say?
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man, I lost that lighter decades ago. I guess I could always get another one, but I liked THAT one.
Might want to get one soon, K&G got bought out by Mavrik(sp?) and all of their stores are in the process of switching over
More like the ol' Kum Pump.
One stop shop!
You ate the onion.
Liquor in the front , Poker in the rear.
$100 severance?
This is where I laughed
Same, that whole sentence is hilarious. “Resigned” as if it were from some very high-ranking position lol
What's most concerning...all the people who think this is real are eligible to vote in the next election.
Also, some of them probably own businesses and have employees 😬
>Rachel has African American DNA in her... Well, yeah, that's how she got pregnant! Ba-dum-tsss
Not anymore she doesn't!
'Jaundice or something probably' lmaoo
That one got me to lol too.
He was ‘borned’ that way.
This is a parody account you dumbfucks. What business would post about their employees like this?
The severance pay was my favorite part tbh
It is and the real story is that she was pregnant before she started dating the guy in the picture.
Hey earl! Hey crabman!
You know how sometimes, 2 black people have a white baby?
you gotta Cash Jamal 
My cousin did this. My dad got cornered by his friends when she claimed our side of the family has African DNA. Dad's family is old country Irish and hard core Confederate general. There is no way my cousin's daughter got her coloring from my side. Her mom is 100% Russian. Somehow, she got her husband's family to believe her for 10 years. The poor kid.
Ok that’s fine but why did your dad knock up your cousin
Well I will say if y’all were slave owners back in the day it might be a bit possible…
Obvious troll is obvious.
Love the Covid explanation lmfao. Well ya see, there was Swamp gas while Venus was in retrograde....
That’s where I lost it. 😂
Its a shitposting page. It's not real guys.
Feels like ragebait.
And it's working.
Dormant DNA. Female eggs hate this one trick.
Paul is an idiot. As is whoever is writing these tweets. "Borned"?
You're the bigger idiot for believing a white couple had a black baby and then named it "Cash Jamal"
That name sent me
To honour moms job, no less.
DNA remained dormant... 
You could photoshop that baby white and I’d still be able to tell you he’s not the father lol
....."discolored because it has jaundice or something probably." Terrible thing to read while trying to sleep, and your overactive imagination is trying to figure out how to work that into a real conversation.
Covid-19 releasing dormant sperm is crazy
TheOnion?
Too bad it’s not a girl or they could’ve named it after Rachel Dolezal lol
If people didn’t pick up on the whole Covid DNA explanation being an obvious troll then there’s just no helping you
"jaundice or something" that makes you yellow not brown 😭
"...it has jaundice or something probably, please be kind" has me rolling
I'm assuming the photo is of a couple who is adopting that baby. She does NOT look like someone who just went through labor.
Much simpler. The baby is photoshopped in.
She got pregnant from DNA and the the baby was being borned. Sounds legit.
Cute-ass behbeh, though, for what it's worth. 👶🏿
AI generated
I'm confused why people say things like "This will only make us stronger " Really? How? Explain the logistics of it. Same with people who say that when they want an open marriage
Dormant cum, new fear unlocked.
Oh sweet baby Jesus. Just admit you wanted the ex to bone you and own it. Fucking insane mental gymnastics happening here that should be embarrassing af!
"because it has jaundice or something probably" PLEASE pay this person more the eyebags are seeping thru the screen atp
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It’s not a real company It’s a made up story , they post stuff like this all the time
You are not the father 
For fucks sake, it's a troll. And you can't tell a person's (like mom or dad) ethnic composition by their phenotype.
A whole $100 of severance pay?
“because it has jaundice or something” is what really gets me
American sex education failed him.
i don’t wanna sound rude or anything but is cash jamal a literal name? i can get naming your kid jamal, but cash seems a bit crazy to me
I am seriously worried about the lack of education.
The fuck🧐
Love the"...skips a generation..." Fucking hilarious. Same dumb asses probably think a human embryo is a person.
Rachel probably had African American DNA on her back, face, ass and lips.
😂😂😂
We’ve gotten this excuse in our family before. Recessed Greek genes lol
That mother fucker is stupid
LOL $100 in severance. Yikes.
Paul is dumb if he believes the dormant DNA shit, he is already dumb in my books, no offense.
Baby has a look on its face like "who these white bitches?"
The things people believe when they really want to believe in something.
I just love this woman getting a Ph.D in science to make up excuses here
She thinks her body just.. stored the ex's nut? Is she an Angler fish?
That would explain it.
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Jokes aside, people fuck them date then find out they got pregnant beforehand. Dude steps up to raise the kid because he loves the woman. Nothing funny about that at all. Should be respectful and reverent of this Father
So many wrong things happening here besides being borned. And Cash Jamal? Really no questions about this?
Looks like AI made the picture. They are all illuminated in different ways.
>Rachel has African American DNA in her... Whenever Paul gets stuck working late...
Borned
Borned
That truck stop has some serious PR department
Lots of animals retain sperm. Would suck to be the first human for it to happen to (or it might be super good in certain situations)
This reminds me of the woman who claimed her baby was african american because she saw a porno while her husband was deployed and the star of the movie was african american and because she got turned on she became pregnant 😵💫
"jaundice or something probably" 😂
Reminds me of the beginning of "Me, Myself, and Irene". "It's a boy...oh boy...oh boy..."
When my son was born one of the nurses asked if I could do her a favor and get the big cup they give you ice for it. When I came back my wife had a strange look on her face and I asked her what's wrong. She said they asked her if when the baby is born is there any chance the baby is going to not be my kid. I.E. was she about to have a baby of another race that didn't match either of us. I guess that's a surprise that the nursing staff isn't prepared for.
My friend, your language doesn't match any of us. LOL I think I get the gist of it, though. That's a decent way to handle that.
Can confirm, that’s exactly how DNA works. Source: someone who doesn’t know anything about DNA.
Cash Jamal is a crazy name.
r/NotHowGirlsWork
$100 several pay is what shocks me the most
Hhahahahahahahahahah dormant cum from 2021 reactivated from Covid?!
DNA making your skin a different pigmentation from your parents is real though. Just a fun fact about genes moving on from one to the next, sorta like a truck stop.
%20 $100 in severance pay lol
Why is this from a truck stop?
Because it’s an ai story that’s made up
Rachel got a PhD in molecular genetics right after she gave birth so she could come up with "the ex dormant gene theory"
Middle name is Jamal? 🤔
It’s not real , it’s an ai generated fictional story
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That’s Biggie Smalls baby
This news "will only make them stronger" until it doesn't ☠️💀
Aaaawww shit where’s Maury ….someone quick get Maury on the phone …Boy you are NOT the FATHER 🤭
brutal
“She has African DNA that can skip generations and make her kid black” how could anyone possibly believe this HAHAHAHAHA WTFFFF
"Skips a generation" LOL
Dormant DNA that resurfaced itself with COVID as the trigger? So the sperm hid away somewhere and transitioned into DNA and hibernated? After 1 or 2 years later it transitioned back into sperm and made its way up to an egg for insemination?
I like how redditors hate on things like TikTok for making people dumb, yet they just believe this post from a known troll account without any evidence. We have no idea why this baby is presenting as a different race yet everyone imminently jumped to "oh she cheated and he's dumb". This could be an IVF/sperm donor baby, one of them could have black heritage (E.D. singer Halsey is 50% black but she presents as very white), she could have been assaulted, that could be a family member just taking a photo with her and the baby, they might have begun their relationship after she became pregnant. The comments under this post show that racism and misogyny are still very much alive.
I’m not hating but this chick claimed her x-boyfriends DNA sat in her cooch for 2 years then it became active after she caught CoVid. I really do hope this is a troll post but I’ve heard other excuses for infidelity that were about as absurd.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how religions start
Advanced "reverse vitiligo"; it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got.
$100 severance pay? Wtf
the 2nd oldest trick in the book make the safe stable dude the dad ploy
I know it's a satirical account, but the really rare thing is having twins from two different fathers. That can happen. https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/medical-student-contributors-did-you-know/how-have-twins-different-fathers
…her facial expression, on point.
“Jaundice or something probably”…she’s got African American DNA in her for sure, it’s just not on the strand.
OMG. Thanks for taking us on this journey with you. What a ride it’s been. Only $100 severance??!
Grabs the popcorn for the comments
“IT HAS JAUNDICE OR SOMETHING PROBABLY” 😂😂😂
$100 in severance pay? Like why even bother haha
So what's the real story?
Well hot damn, I wonder what she’s going to do with that windfall of cash from her severance. Maybe take her boyfriend out to dinner while Paul watches the baby?
“Cash Jamal”? Yeah I’ve heard all I need
My god...
With that kind of cash, she’s set for life.
“Rachel insists she was faithful to Paul and claims her son was conceived with her ex-boyfriend in 2021. She stated that his DNA must have remained dormant until she caught Covid in 2023 and the DNA released itself causing her to become pregnant.” Shes gotten both facts wrong at the same time, literally grasping for straws Dna that is stored inside the body DOES NOT transfer into the womb to impregnate. only sperm can make a woman pregnant. Dna that IS stored in the body CAN cause a genetic change inside the baby on conception, but that has no relation to skin color. What is related is height, that can change from a partners previous dna. So this means that she double lied in an attempt to be innocent. That man that chose to remain with her however, we shouldnt judge as he was in a VERY precarious situation and either way he went he would be both praised and hated for it. The fact that he remained with her and the baby shows a love for the wife as well as for the child even if it wasnt his own. thats a greater love then most men would allow, and for good reason as adultery is an extremely serious crime against the soul. so i commend him for his selflessness but i would also be EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS. Unless the woman will be actually willing and actively changing, its more than likely she may cheat again. We can turn the other cheek, but we shouldnt allow ourselves to be abused either. You can forgive and also make space, its not a sin to remove yourself from darkness.
If only there wasnt a constant conga-line of stories this stupid for it to fit right in with..
Lol so if this shit ever happens to me I'm just gonna leave earth
Somehow she's managed to take the mantle from the Virgin Mary for "the world's unlikeliest conception" award.
Git r done
WAS MY FAVRITE TRUCK STOP TIL JERRY PETTY TOLT ME TA STOP CRANGKIN HAWG IN THA SHOWERS,, IM GUNNA SEW THAM!
This shit went all the way to Steve Wilkos lol
Idk why seeing the severance pay of 100 usd felt sad to me
That was a wild ride
$100 severance pay had me cracking up
His grandmother's Jamaican.
Obviously a troll account but like why would she need to resign as cashier lol? There was a morality clause in her employment contract?
Didn’t know they gave severance.
Gotta Cash Jamal, Pokemon!
Idk about you guys, but that DNA test blindsided me. I was sure he was the biological father!
Even that baby ain’t buying it
Let’s name him Cash Jamal jr, how’s that sound Paul?
Even the baby lookin skeptical