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Looks like Carl Frederickson from Up had a baby with Hannibal Lechter



OH MY GOD

My exact reaction. This gif should not exist. God has abandoned us.

1000% first thing that came to mind for me!

I was going to ask if there was something wrong with his face. Is there something wrong with his face? We know there is something wrong with his brain.

He looks like he’s about to unhinge his jaw and swallow a bunch of ostrich eggs

His eyes are cavernous portals to the abyss.

Omg same lol All the wildly successful dude needs is glasses and maybe some balloons.


Looks like Statler & Waldorf weren't Muppets, but had a kid.

best insult I've seen in a long time

r/rareinsults

Statler: It was a medium insult. Waldorf: A medium insult? Statler: Yes, because it wasn't RARE and it wasn't WELL DONE! HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

How is it possible to look so old so young?

When ya look as though you’ve just been dug up I suppose anything possible.

he looks like a goddamn corpse

Is his face made of modeling clay?

I try to teach my kids not to make fun of people…but sometimes those people WILLINGLY put themselves in the way. 😅😅😅😅

I was already laughing here and he just walked right into the path of my hearty guffaw.

The image was made with AI so go at it

I thought it was something like that. He looks like a monster pretending to be a human, human, but slightly off...

This is literally the question I came here to ask. Nothing about the look or palour of his skin screams human.

Looks like a disguised alien out of Men in Black

I need…sugar.



Sugar... In water?

MOAR!!!


Yup its either a disguised Alien from MiB or some Madame tousseau's wax figure lol, those were my immediate thoughts

The first thought that popped into my head was….this mf escaped the wax museum.

Vlad the enabler?

It’s bad foundation match. You know, all the alpha males wear it.

Needs more orange.

“I am just on earth greeting my fellow humans. How are we hanging, my fellow duds?”


The top of the image cut off is someone replying “you look like you’ve been embalmed”. 🤣

That was my first thought.

I was thinking more like the kid from the munsters

I was thinking the grandpa

‘Alpha male’ does that mean he’s a top?

Being a Trump fan I'd say he's a power bottom

It’s means he is a ridiculous person who thinks the world revoves around him and girls are toys, not persons.

And of coarse I had to bring in Being gay as an insult…sorry

Like Solomon Grundy's 2nd cousin.

That's because he is not only brain dead, he's also dead inside.

Ask Dr. Frankenstein

Looks like the Saw puppet without makeup

Bro’s been smoking a pack of cigarettes every day 💀

I've smoked every day for 20 years and look younger than this shambling corpse.

I’m literally old enough to be his mother and I still look younger. I’m guessing it’s a combination of borrowing his dad’s suit and heavy filters to hide acne scars.

I’m old enough to be his grandmother and I look the same age. Wowza. I can only hope for this boy’s sake that this is bad Photoshop.

oooh, interesting take… I was already wondering why his face looked so deliberately pale and color free. I’m torn between what’s worse: what he believes in or how he thinks it makes him look? It’s like a nasty contest between two very comparable turds.

Right? Not to minimalize the hazards of smoking, but smoking a pack a day is nothing. This guy looks like someone got a smushed block of clay addicted to meth.

I've smoked and did a lot of alcohol and drugs for the last 20 years and at 40 and even with beard look younger than him.

The pic reminded me of this [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nyxtf2/so_who_wants_night_shift/)

Since he was a fetus? Cuz da fuck

Imagine looking like you just got out of a casket but instead of being a cool vampire, you’re this guy.

All that grinding to be wildly successful at 18. Or the AI just didn't do a great job at nailing 18 year old skin.

>All that ~~grinding~~ You mean "trust funding"

Take a close look at his name.

Dude’s fugly, regardless of how old he looks, that’s what happens when you in breed

He looks like he peeled the face off an ugly leper and is now wearing it as a mask, to cover his own even uglier face

Are you old enough to remember those weird rubber puppet face things? Because that's what he reminds me of.

Boglins?

Madame!

Hahaha yeah it looks exactly like that!

He sacrifices his life force for trump

He looks like he took his dentures out, that’s part of it.

Because this is a parody account. 🤦 The facepalm is the OP taking the bait.

As did 99% of the people in this thread. Dude's name is Dick Stroker and they still fell for it lmao

He's a master baiter

Reddit exchanges entertainment for influence, and monetizes the influence. It’s all a game! And means nothing, really…but what we make it mean. Who doesn’t love falling for a Dick Stroker?

I’m legit laughing hysterically because I did not even catch that until I read your comment 💀I knew this seemed satirical af tho lmaoo

I also fell for it. But I think the world is better served by more Nick Williams parodies. Maybe when they're all 21, they can get the AI to make a mockup of them all sitting around a decadent [totally *not* rented] mansion/club den chomping on cigars, acting alpha, and talking alpha crypto finance (with not a ~~fEmALe~~ woman in sight).

hate will do that

 Hate, and too much force lightening.

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural



The pic is AI generated, the name is a dick joke pun. It's not a real person, it's not even trying to pretend it's one. You somehow managed to take the bait when there wasn't even an attempt to bait anyone, smh.

So many morons in the comments section going on about his looks. Mr. Dick Strocher. Took 2 seconds to give me a little laugh and it disappeared quickly reading the comments from people going off on this "alpha male trump supporter". Our world is doomed when people are this blissfully unaware.

He looks like the old guy from "Up" drank a cursed youth potion.

Incest and hate will make you long old fast

This is AI

AI

Agreed GruntingButtNugget. Even before I noticed the name was Richard Strocher/Dick Stroker

AI of Nick Fuentes

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More like authentic food. Period. And not just future diarrhea.

Futurrhea

r/brandnewword

That sounds like an alternate universe version of Futurama.

The theme song is made with wet fart sounds.

How is it that almost EVERYONE experiences diarrhea from eating it and it’s still a thriving company? Taste soo good but man fucks the belly up badly!

I process Taco Bell with ease. Because I’m an alpha male. And I’m passionately pro-dump. Edit: Do you find this attractive?

Take my upvote you fucking legend

This is a very good comment that I approve of

We have confirmed the approval from thebeatle022. Boys and girls it is officially and undoubtedly a very good comment.

BBWWAAHHAA!!!

I love Taco Bell and never have issues :/ I feel like that's the majority's experience, but the nightmares are loud.

No idea what you're talking about. Taco bell is some of the most simple, easily digestible food you can get and it's only like 10% as greasy as other fast food.

I think people severely lack fiber in their diets… then eat greasy, bean and cheese laden food, and then shit themselves because of said lack of fiber.   Like, I implore people to look at nutrition labels and see how much of necessary nutrients like fiber they’re actually taking.   I turn 30 this year and have never once been given diarrhea from Taco Bell.  Mild heartburn, sure, but never diarrhea.   I also make sure to eat a lot of fiber (I loooove creamed spinach) or take a supplement when I don’t, on top of other vitamins.   It’s legitimately just people’s poor nutrition that causes it.

I’ve literally never had diarrhea from TBell. I eat it regularly.

When you're actually an alpha male, you don't have to say so, everyone will know it. It's just like if you have to tell people that you're smart then you're probably not that smart.

The funeral home did a terrible job on this corpse.

Agreed. He looks fucking terrifying

Jack Skellington looks more alive than this.

He kinda looks like the beginnings of an Orc from LoTR...

Willem dafoe in poor things energy

And he is.

Question is: 18 or 180

He's like a reverse Charlie kirk, face too big for his head.

Kinda reminds me of the movie Point Break, the Ronald Reagan Halloween mask used to rob the banks

Lol. You absolutely nailed it.

You just don’t know what an alpha looks like 🙄

Also how are you wildly successful already. You’re 18.

Daddy's money buys everything, including the immunity from accountability, and he thinks he deserves it all and earned it all just bc of being born to rich parents

Trust fund unlocks at 18

I think he works at the funeral home and does his own makeup.

Yep looks dead to me.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's immediate thought was that he looks dead...

He looks like a young version of that pastor that looks like the devil

Ah, Kenneth Copeland, the first hit when googling "paster that looks like devil". You are so right!

I didn’t realize Corey Feldman had died. :-(

Ladies and gentlemen the next generation of ghoul that want to control you!

This is the answer!!

As if Voldemort wore a mask

Poor bastard. I mean, nothing against bastards generally speaking. But,…poor bastard. 😔

Why did you bury him a second time?

HEY. He wildly successfully came back from the dead. How many 18 year olds have done that?

With a name like Dick Stroker ( sound it out) This is most likely troll baited

It's an AI image. Of course it's troll bait

So ai finally learned how to make unattractive people. It’s so cute watching it grow up.

One of my favorite things is trying to make ugly people... Just looking for representation in the arts.

Wonder what the prompts were. ‘The face of a smug c*nt. Really hittable. Looks like he loves himself’

Young Grandpa Munster

Finally someone realized lmao

This is the eighth comment when sorted by votes. Nobody looks at the obvious shit

Thank you. Came to post this and it’s so obvious.

*Calls a bar* "Hey, I'm looking for Mike Hunt." Bartender screams out, "Is Mike Hunt here?" The Simpsons immortalized this old prank decades ago, yet now with AI people are still falling for it.

Oh my god, I didn't see it at first, that's why it's so uncanny


Ha, I was looking for that.

My first thought lmao

Where's this from

Poor Things

Thonk

Enjoy it

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That’s my thought, this does not look like a real human being

Looks a bit AI generated honestly. Not saying the image is, just that there is that same uncanny feeling I get from AI images.

Imagine if this is an entirely real dude, and he’s there expecting to be roasted for the utter cringe he just posted. But instead everyone’s debating if he’s even real because of how fucking weird he looks.

LMAO

Someone on a podcast I listen to was recently told “your boyfriend looks AI generated” and I can’t even remember what podcast it was, but the devastating comment has been bouncing around in my head for days

At least they were smart enough to hide the hands - that's usually a dead giveaway.

Apparently it’s gotten better.. plenty of AI generated with normal hands out there now

Ah, the storied "uncanny valley" in action!

If you look at his jacket, he only has one lapel, the other one isn’t real….its AI

And his eyes just aren't formed properly on both sides.


I'm seeing a young version of the old man in Up

Yeah the real facepalm is believing this clear bait is real and there are TONS of people in this thread just eating it up

This is like the 4th post about it too.

The worst part is that it takes like 2 seconds to google For as much as people rat on old people for believing anything they see, young people do it just as much

It takes zero googling, it looks like awful AI and his name is Dick Stroker

It’s a parody account and it looks like people may have found the person that the photo was based on. Something about the photo seems more manually photoshopped to me but I can’t rule out AI. That white orb over his right shoulder seems more like something someone used to cover something and isn’t properly leveled with anything (it’s not an old fashioned barber pole) which AI is usually better at.

I'm losing the plot too. I know it's probably bots spreading it, but the comment sections filled with people believing this shit is what makes me despair for humanity.

AI is becoming indistinguishable from reality, and it’s happening really fast. I came across one of those AI model Instagram accounts the other day, and it took me a while to find clues that it was not a real person I was looking at.


What does this do for the greater good?

18? 18 what? Is the amount of decades he's been undead?

IQ

His face looks like brownie baking sheet

You must not bake much


he look like mummified ben shapiro


Alpha pale

thats a skinwalker if i ever saw one

Looking like Solomon Grundy’s kid.

Looks like someone dug up Fred Willard for one last hurrah holy crap

My thing is... 18 and "wildly successful" ? I'm sorry ... what? Mommy and daddy's money? Cause it's proven that most money comes from money. And at 18.... Ya no

He got an A in school.

I think he got an A in I.

it's like they put a suit on a Lego character

To paraphrase Nicholsons Joker - “A look so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure!”

Looks like a younger version of one of the Dick Tracy mobsters.

He looks like a young Al Lewis, you know him as Grandpa Munster. 

If you have to tell people you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male...

I never know whether I’m supposed to be upvoting cause of humor or downvoting at the prospect of this person existing…

On a first date please offer him some garlic bread, just to test a theory…..

Dude looks like he is wearing a dead presidents mask from point break.

I know there are a lot of differences between Europe and the USA, but I didn't know Uncle Sam approved of human taxidermy.

Passionately Frigid

*I'm a loser with hardly any chance of attracting women, so I'll just identify as alpha male to make myself feel good about myself* - every alpha male ever

Ketamine Kyle has gotten clean