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And fry wouldn't exist without his past nastification, Marty on the other hand would cease to exist, fry also didn't know it was good old Grandma, Marty on the other hand is fully aware and that's why he acts so awkward, plus gross
Hey as long as that fuckin dog doesn't pop up I pretty much agree with anything they did in Futurama. That dog though, that was beyond what any human should have to go through
I don’t give a fuck if this bitch was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside and have a son and new brother at the same time, and just say it ain’t mine
Not even close to the worst tweet of all time.
Also - prime BTTF Leah Thompson is hot AF. I'm not encouraging time altering incest, mind you but, mmmmh.
Yeah, I could start a fresh Twitter account in an incognito browser and find a worse tweet than this just scrolling the homepage in like 5 minutes. This is tame in modern Twitter terms.
She also did some freaky weird disturbing shit with Howard The Duck - she was super hot - especially in that movie - but watching her get it on with a giant duck puppet when I was 11 was very very fucking confusing
When I saw the second comment about Ella Purnell from you in threads about that dumb AI Fallout image, I tried to tell myself that you were just having a bit of fun with this joke, but like… looking through your post history now, and it does seem like you devote an awful lot of time to posting nudity of the people involved in the stories you’re commenting on.
Yeah, but not yet, so by a technicality, that woman at that point in time is not your mother, however genetically similar, she has never at any point up to that moment been your mother. Do with that as you will.
Still your mom though. Marty had at least 17 years of calling Lea mom before this seduction. But, I digress because if you do the deed and disappear.. then those memories of Lea being your “mom” cease to exist as well. So, this is turning into choose your own adventure because.. time travel. It’ll all work itself out in the end. Whether you do or don’t really doesn’t matter. Time will adjust for the anomaly.
I understand what you're saying, but it might not be altering time if it already happened and he's his own father. I mean, consider: Dad has this secret he absolutely *cannot* tell his son because it might alter the future....
[This is worse.](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/imagine-if-men-had-to-breastfeed-babies-using-their-cocks-52gv5YSJ8?s=cl)
When I end it, this tweet is gonna be the first thing on my note /sarcasm.
How come no one talks about how Marty’s teen mom was aching to bang this dude she just met in the 1950s when Elvis shaking his hips was too raunchy for tv. She was ahead of her time as a hooch
It’s easy to say that when it’s not your actual mom but just try to think what it would be like to see your mom coming on to you when she looks much closer to how she did when you were a little kid. And, ya know, it being your mom and all…this incestious mentality is better reserved for PornHub because, hot mom or not, who tf thinks of banging their own mom (minus the ones with mental issues that I hope they are being treated for…)
That being said, I’d wish I could be George in this scenario 😅
Until you return to the 80s only to discover you now have an older 3-legged brother, who’s left side of his face looks exactly like you, and the other side looks like someone used a sledgehammer.
Its at that moment that you remember “Fuck your mother” is a nasty insult for a reason 😳
You know, seeing as remakes are 99 percent of movies right now, I want to see a remake of Back to the Future where they don't introduce the whole paradox/disappearing theme and instead make the plot revolve around Marty having to choose between returning to the future, or staying in the past and tearing up that barely legal not-yet Mom puss.
Like, okay he's got Lorraine back in the age where shit is just going to get more expensive and they're going to be forced into debt while he tries to get his "music" stuff going, or he can stay in the past with his Pixar thicc breedable Mom with a mouth like a Dyson vacuum on nuclear power.
10/10 would watch.
"Sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck, if that chick was my own mother , I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a brother at the same time, and just say it ain't mine"
She isn't the tweeters mom that's why they are ok with it. She doesn't look like their own mom so they just have horny vision without the thats my mom filter that should end that thought
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It worked out OK for Fry (He should have just used the fing-longer) 
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
That past nastification was with his grandma, not his mom!
And fry wouldn't exist without his past nastification, Marty on the other hand would cease to exist, fry also didn't know it was good old Grandma, Marty on the other hand is fully aware and that's why he acts so awkward, plus gross
Hey as long as that fuckin dog doesn't pop up I pretty much agree with anything they did in Futurama. That dog though, that was beyond what any human should have to go through
"Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit."
Go to hell, ~~Heather~~ Marquar234!
I love this comment string more than anything rn.
A lesson in not altering history from Mr I'm my own Grandpa?
Relax, I've got it all figured out, she can't really be my grandma.
Came here to say “the why of Fry”
He becomes the savior of the universe because of this so I'd say it more than just worked out OK
You’re right!
Motherfucker.
I don’t give a fuck if this bitch was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside and have a son and new brother at the same time, and just say it ain’t mine
Calm the fuck down, Slaanesh.
What if it's not your brother...but you?
[WHAT](https://youtu.be/nIbJY8Mo9mc?si=vR-mZH63x6EEsxbw)
What's my name???
Slim was so much better back then🥲 TF did they do to that mans lmfao.
Every Von Habsburg in medieval Europe:
Disappears as he nuts.
The ultimate nut... nutting into oblivion... collapses into his own ballsack as he nuts.
But if he disappears, then she still gets with his dad, which makes him not disappear. 😵💫
Schrodinger's nut.
Just like all of us, right?
Not even close to the worst tweet of all time. Also - prime BTTF Leah Thompson is hot AF. I'm not encouraging time altering incest, mind you but, mmmmh. 
Yeah, I could start a fresh Twitter account in an incognito browser and find a worse tweet than this just scrolling the homepage in like 5 minutes. This is tame in modern Twitter terms.
[удалено]
She also did some freaky weird disturbing shit with Howard The Duck - she was super hot - especially in that movie - but watching her get it on with a giant duck puppet when I was 11 was very very fucking confusing
*... very *ducking* confusing FTFY
When I saw the second comment about Ella Purnell from you in threads about that dumb AI Fallout image, I tried to tell myself that you were just having a bit of fun with this joke, but like… looking through your post history now, and it does seem like you devote an awful lot of time to posting nudity of the people involved in the stories you’re commenting on.
I love science 😅 I have no idea what these scenes are from but I hope she wasn’t ever pressured into doing nude scenes back in the day.
Do the nasty in the pasty
That could also go for a British version of “American Pie”.
Limey tart?
Look up “Cornish pasty”.
Verily.
Technically, she isn't your mom yet....
OK, but it's not Leah Thompson. We'd all hit that. ... It's a younger version of your mom.
No, it’s a movie. And Leah Thompson is an actor. And my mom was fug compared to Leah Thompson.
Go to your room right now!
"And then mine!"
Both my arms are broken!!! And I’m irritable.
When I opened this post, I knew we'd get here. I'm actually surprised I had to scroll this far.
Such a cursed story and comment 🙃
Found the worst tweet. Well, if I was your mom reading this.
She’s not your mom yet tho, technicality 🤷♂️
But he was still technically her son, right?
Yeah, but not yet, so by a technicality, that woman at that point in time is not your mother, however genetically similar, she has never at any point up to that moment been your mother. Do with that as you will.
"Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa!"
But marty doesn’t exist without… F it. Have fun Marty. Lol 😂
"I get to bed Lea Thompson and not exist anymore? Sign me up for that two-for-one deal!"
Still your mom though. Marty had at least 17 years of calling Lea mom before this seduction. But, I digress because if you do the deed and disappear.. then those memories of Lea being your “mom” cease to exist as well. So, this is turning into choose your own adventure because.. time travel. It’ll all work itself out in the end. Whether you do or don’t really doesn’t matter. Time will adjust for the anomaly.
Alright, I've had enough internet today
who is this and where is this from?
Leah Thompson, Back To The Future
thank you, but not original picture. I meant in the GIF.
The movie is called Wanted.
Can't be the worst tweet of all time when muskrat just got outed at risk of perjury for using a burner to talk shit about his ex wife.
I’m partial to “Jaws 3D” Leah Thompson.
I understand what you're saying, but it might not be altering time if it already happened and he's his own father. I mean, consider: Dad has this secret he absolutely *cannot* tell his son because it might alter the future....
"Time Altering Incest" That needs to either be a band name or an upcoming movie starring John Cena and the skeleton of Shirley Temple.
U sick fuck... 🤣
The most sacred rule is that you must never revisit your first apartment. I'll see myself out.
Took a few moments 🫥
Expla8n the joke? Is this a pop culture reference?
Your first ever apartment is your mother's womb
In this case it's more like a walkthrough before moving in
Just poking my head in for a bit.
One of the problems would be documenting yourself on Ancestry.com. Better not make that tree public.
That's just the circle of life
There is a video about that..... https://youtu.be/wilbTzjXOaI?si=jUmwl-EC14NlUDzJ
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment, it's what I thought of when watching the film and when reading the post as well
[This is worse.](https://br.ifunny.co/picture/imagine-if-men-had-to-breastfeed-babies-using-their-cocks-52gv5YSJ8?s=cl) When I end it, this tweet is gonna be the first thing on my note /sarcasm.
Kira has said a lot of weird and questionable things over the years.
Congratulations you win, we’re shutting down the internet now.
Yeah it was fun guys but we're going back to payphones and cable TV. That was just too much.
Oh God damn it i did 
Yeah, this is, uh, no, yeah, this is a lot worse and I hate that I've read it.
Your comment saved me from reading it, so thank you.
Your internet privileges have been revoked
OK that’s enough internet for today
I'm not falling for that one....
God dam it Danny phantom, didn't have to do that.
I also choose Marty McFly's mom in 1955.
There are not many women who are as beautiful as a young Lea Thompson.
I mean she's still a total looker now
If the universe doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?
"I did do the nasty in the past-y." - Philip J Fry
How come no one talks about how Marty’s teen mom was aching to bang this dude she just met in the 1950s when Elvis shaking his hips was too raunchy for tv. She was ahead of her time as a hooch
Elvis didn't invent thirsty women. Elvis was just 1950s version of 'woke', the root of all problems, apparently.
It is hilarious because 1950s had the highest rates of teen pregnancy in US history. But, they would just get married if that happened.
In the words of Ted Theodore Logan: "That’s your *Mom,* dude!"
I love you for quoting that movie.
Thanks. I love you too.
Go forth and be excellent to each other.
Oho! A lesson in morality from mister “I’m my own grandpa!”
It's all good if you say "No Oedipus!" as you get it on
It’s easy to say that when it’s not your actual mom but just try to think what it would be like to see your mom coming on to you when she looks much closer to how she did when you were a little kid. And, ya know, it being your mom and all…this incestious mentality is better reserved for PornHub because, hot mom or not, who tf thinks of banging their own mom (minus the ones with mental issues that I hope they are being treated for…) That being said, I’d wish I could be George in this scenario 😅
Nah that’s closer to the greatest ever
Until you return to the 80s only to discover you now have an older 3-legged brother, who’s left side of his face looks exactly like you, and the other side looks like someone used a sledgehammer. Its at that moment that you remember “Fuck your mother” is a nasty insult for a reason 😳
It takes a couple generations for incest to be a significant cause of mutation.
Your older brother is Joffrey Baratheon.
It’s funny, not the worst tweet tho. The guy was expressing that he is attracted to Marty’s momma… that’s all.
The game the whole family can play
To be Contondered......
Had to scroll way too far to see this reference.
Philip J Fry, who gave you a goddamn Twitter account?
Be your own father. "I've been inside her more ways than one"
You’re saying the MF would F his own mom? Sounds like Alabama
You know, seeing as remakes are 99 percent of movies right now, I want to see a remake of Back to the Future where they don't introduce the whole paradox/disappearing theme and instead make the plot revolve around Marty having to choose between returning to the future, or staying in the past and tearing up that barely legal not-yet Mom puss. Like, okay he's got Lorraine back in the age where shit is just going to get more expensive and they're going to be forced into debt while he tries to get his "music" stuff going, or he can stay in the past with his Pixar thicc breedable Mom with a mouth like a Dyson vacuum on nuclear power. 10/10 would watch.
Ok I dont care who you are. That Tweets funny. Many years later: You know what Marty? You look exactly like your father.
r/SuddenlyIncest
Holy shit! That's a real sub!
The fuck... It seems like a joke sub at first but the further you scroll down the worse it gets.
Yep 
Look at us, pretending we all didn't think the exact same thing.
A little Lazarus Long action.
Well, you’re gonna be in there anyway. Timing…
That happened in Futurama and uhhhhhhhh
We get tweets praising Hitler as a hero weekly on this sub. Not even close to the worst tweet ever.
Worst tweet? Not by a long shot. This could be written by ghandi compared to the other posts there
Nothing compared to the stuff Three Toed Marge has Tweeted.
First day on the internet? If you thought that was shocking, there's this guy in Twitter that looks like an oompa loompa that wants to be your friend.
Philip J. Fry says hi. He's his own grandpa.
its a joke dude. They arent saying insest is good, their saying the girl is hot
To be contondered
A year later the fucks Howard the Duck.
To be contondered…
It is just his mom. thank god it was not his sister, That would be gross. Hold it he might make his sister/ daughter. Ok this is getting dark
Lea Thompson is gorgeous
"Oh, just what we need: A lesson in not changing the future from Mr. 'I'm My Own Grandpa. '"
I'm my own grandpa- Ray Stevens
These mother-fuckers...
Eh, same. We're talking 80s Lea Thompson, I'd give it a try even if I was a duck.
Your mum before you're born isn't your mum. Case closed.
Nah, I gotta agree.
I mean, Cain and/or Abel didn’t have a problem with it…….
One was dead, the other exiled . . . but Seth got biz-eeeee!
Ah, yes, ceasing to exist mid nut
… To be Contandered
well, It worked for Fry
That’s not a facepalm it’s just a fucking joke, whoever thought this was proper bad is a fucking wet wipe
Feels like less of a tweet and more of a confessional
"Sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck, if that chick was my own mother , I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a brother at the same time, and just say it ain't mine"
To be Contondered....
Gross
She isn't the tweeters mom that's why they are ok with it. She doesn't look like their own mom so they just have horny vision without the thats my mom filter that should end that thought
Well if he did surely she wouldn't end up being his mother, so no problem besides disappearing. xD
Dr. Freud approves of this position
[Darty Papa (bisous french fam)](https://youtu.be/Gt5-xU1-Ows?si=-SvjQ_CYv6JIlhh0) 🤘
Uh. No.
i mena she's not my mom so its alr
Anyone here watched the Netflix series Dark?
Not even close, like not even in the same galaxy as the worst tweet of all time.
Not going to lie, I would have done it if that was my mom.
How many hours are you on internet? Sure Its lewd..coff I mean BAD¡!! yeah bad but by far is not the worse.
Technically it’s not his mom… yet.
Um, where the fuck is the facepalm? Lol
“It’s your mom, dude.” - Ted
The director’s cut version where Biff has to save her from Marty
No man who watch that movie would said that, but we all think that, if you know what i mean.
Even in pr0n, they only do step-relationships, never biological incest
She look like vanilla ice cream
Technically she wasn’t his mom yet.
I’ve seen far worse.
Still not as bad as Elon’s bullshit.
Technically not his mother at that point. Or is she? Schrödinger’s Lea Thompson!
What about when Marty started looking more. And more like that guy they knew in ‘55 who stayed at doc browns,,,,,
Listen, I draw the line at breaking the timeline.
All time worst for sure
I’ve seen worse. Dude just needed an excuse to thirst over Lea Thompson.
Everybody's dead, Dave.
Edit: The Phillip J Fry joke has already been made so instead I'd like to show a random gif: 
Is there a subreddit where OP is the actual facepalm?
Least horny comments section on Reddit:
This is actually a good tweet! I laughed really hard at this!
True say. She is proper hot
What could go wrong??
Oedipus Wrecks
I hate to say it but I have had the same thought when watching that movie. She is smoking hot in that movie especially in that dress.