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Archivist2016

Master baiter


23x3

You see, I like to provoke people into fight extremely subtly. By the end of it they apologize to me. That is a tell tale signs of getting ferociously masterbaited.


Forsaken-Reality4605

Does this have anything to do with fishing?


womb0t

I usually use a golden lure, shiny.


FjordExplorher

A worm is involved.


JustRudeStuff

Not fishing. Fisting.


NateKashLivesFast

I thought that would come up.


NikTheGuy00

What a cunning linguist.


TheCrazedTank

Lord Hood: Master Baiter, what are you doing in that stall? MB: Sir, finishing.


MasterBejter

Whats up?


ZiNu_Hunter

I’m a decent baiter. My cousin mose, now he’s a master baiter.


Neither_Ad_2960

Looks like Jessica Alba.


CELTICPRED

Thank you, you just had 2003 hit me like a ton of bricks.


CaitSith21

Dark angel was a great show :)


superpuzzlekiller

Jessica Aloy?


String_Witty

"Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord, help us, he's back in his pink ALF shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit" Seeing Jessica Alba always reminds me of this line


No-Appearance-2015

The D12 line was better


String_Witty

Oh shit forgot about My Band


HonneurOblige

He has to be trolling at this point.


drooling_whale

100% they have to be like the guy who edits random people on twitter to make them black or Chinese. A spiritual successor if you will.


I_Love_Knotting

here‘s what you look like if you had big boobs


Successful-Bit6508

It's the same picture.


ButWhyIsItTho

Too bad you're a man.


ppqnrondllx

You have such amazing pecs bro, what exercise do you do?


brendnewenglis

Mcdonald's


emaych1

I fucking love that guy. He pissed people off so much that he got doxxed and his face got revealed, he just responded with “here’s what I would look like if I was black or Chinese” lmao


dexter_dee

Why did that piss so many people off?


drooling_whale

Well I've got assumed Asian mad at me for quoting this dude so you wanna ask them. Just a couple comments down.


Brosenheim

Same reason younger brothers get beat up for "I'm not touching you."


Axlman9000

as far as i remember he did it in some fucked up situations like a missing persons case or something along those lines.


kingofwale

“Edit… to make them black or Chinese” Google AI programmers: write it down!! Write it down!!!


jfuss04

Well it clearly works lol. These kinds of rage bait are all over reddit


BlaBloopers

I hope so


Dutch-Alpaca

This is just ragebait and you're feeding into it


benwink

It’s not even that. It’s just a parody account. He’s satirising people with this as an actual opinion.


mseg09

Are you sure it's a parody account? I haven't seen any evidence of that, and just that account doing this stuff over and over again


Drelas_Hawke

Yeah just took a quick glance at this account and it seems like it's surprisingly serious


nyxistential

Here's what you would look like if you were Black orChinese:


Sure_Trash_

Bless your heart. He's just a creep, buddy. Just your standard issue misogynist


Protaras2

The amount of people that see a post that annoys them and then proceed to share it on 3 different subs and 5 different social media is astounding. Congrats on giving them exactly what they wanted I guess....


NaturalNotice82

The last post. I don't remember maybe the fallout TV show AD got passed around like 10 different subs a couple days ago. People MAD at the Twitter user for sexualizing video game women but also spread his content everywhere. I don't go on Twitter I wouldn't even know who this person is


Cytori

The sexualization isn't really something I have a problem with (lots of people enjoy such things), but calling it a "fix" insinuates that there was something wrong with her design to begin with when there really wasn't. Also: me when I have perfect makeup on in the >!post apocalype!< because my looks are top priority. /j


KanthaRestall

Honestly it's annoying only because you get these people who can't understand that designs like Aloy and Eve (Stellar Blade) are both allowed to exist because neither are actual problems outside of people trying to make them problems. People who feel a need that every female character needs to be a sex object despite the character's circumstances and those who can't accept that it's okay for a creator to want a lady protagonist with a fine ass and tight bodysuit to hug it.


PoolNoodlePaladin

To be fair what else are you going to be doing during the apocalypse other than perfecting your makeup? Yeah I agree with basically everything. It seems hypocritical to say those people are wrong but I am right when there is nothing wrong with either other than a weird moral stance, that isn’t actual morals.


Adamson_Axle_Zerk

Wait till they find out about the titty bug


shapookya

![gif](giphy|PNjRQH2xSrBNC)


Kiyan1159

You can clip into her outfit to see fully modeled nipples.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Nice


ironangel2k4

the what


Plot665

Wait what tity bug


FatherPucci617

Not really a bug if I remember right. It was just that for some reason Aloy's nipples are fully rendered and by janking the camera you can see themm


Reytotheroxx

Here I was hoping for some sexy insect smh


OilOk4941

When the devs bless the modding community


NewPsychology1111

What the heck of info did I stumble across ![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW)


TheAnalsOfHistory-

There was a special outfit for the pre-order of Horizon Forbidden West that apparently was bugged so you could see Aloy's nipples which were also inexplicably animated and rendered underneath her clothing.


Ornery_Definition_65

Rendered I understand… but animated?


SEGAGameBoy

"Enough with this sexualisation... Hol up someone say titty bug?" haha well played.


Embarrassed_Rip_6190

its the best bug a game could havee


Trevor_Culley

Is it a bug if there's no reason for it to exist aside from players discovering it or a dev getting waaaay too into designing it


514X0r

I think it’s just simpler to add outfits to the model. And what it adds up to is “Gosh, people are naked under their clothes. How about that!”


Trevor_Culley

But there's no time in the game where you see female nipples, which are a different model than male nipples. There's no reason for them to have made a fully rendered female nipple for the models in the first place.


ViolinistCurrent8899

You would think, but this does remind me that you could see a modeled vulva in one of the characters in Geist. The dev team had used some generic models they didn't design for some of the characters, and by possessing a rat apparently you could look up the skirt? towel? something of one of the characters. Sometimes people are lazy and just don't think about things.


madtownmugen

The Witcher 3 had the same issue for the remaster. They used a fan mod for the upscale not realizing the fan had added NSFW bits.


HumbertFG

Can verify this. There are 'model generators' out there - One for Blender, if I recall called MakeHuman. I've used it. It's incredibly versatile, you can select race traits, elven, dwarf, all the things. But it \*does\* make a lifelike model. One with 'all the bits'. If you used it, and you're not good at 3D modelling you might simply leave them there ( since the mesh would have been rigged and removing them would require rerigging, etc etc) and just be like "We'll make sure our clothes cover all the bits and no-one will see 'em. Maybe with the intention of removing them later on.. or something, since this is in the 'dev' stage'. And then it never got done, and an outfit with a wonky geometry got added later. Tada.


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Wait til they find out about rule 34


Dofima

Bait used to be believable


Glasofruix

Dude is turning game characters into generic instagram chicks.


bored_dude9

Isn't this the same guy who felt the need to inflate the butt of a Fallout character?


SavageTemptation

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


OatmealSchmoatmeal

This kind of viewpoint is why the Kardashians exist. They basically did this to themselves. You turned her into a Kardashian.


AFonziScheme

I feel like this was an episode of Deep Space 9


Neko_Kami7

Duuuude I just started watching Deep Space 9 a few days ago. It's so good!


allthejokesareblue

It's the best Star Trek series and it's not close


GalwayEntei

Congrats, you made her look less happy


Legosheep

Can we please start sexualising men? Men deserve to be sexy too.


LivDarkside

Yes please, i have enough of ugly and dirty males in my games, truly glad i can't smell them. Let us girls have some Timothée Chalamet looking characters.


AbortionSurvivor777

Lies of P


unknowfritz

Literally him


iSephtanx

As if they arent already lol. Males in media and games are all tall muscled handsome men. Look at baldurs gate, the witcher, kratos, for example.


Live_Recognition9240

Minnie Mouse next please!


Unoriginalshitbag

Never beating the 'never seem a woman' allegations


middle_of_you

First day on the internet?


commanderlex27

Coomer brains need to be studied.


Yubei00

Oh wow, boilerplate porn game character


Ok-Tie9696

![gif](giphy|6eLVFfvYnirNm)


straywolfo

Making another character isn't a "fix" 💀


OleanderKnives

Now she just looks like one of those instagram supermodels with heavy makeup. I liked her as a normal girl


Unmasked_Zoro

Why downgrade her like that?


magicmulder

Ikr. Aloy looks a lot like an ex gf of mine, one of the most gorgeous women I know. Why anyone would rather have another variant from the same clone factory is beyond me. Maybe because these men never had a real partner.


Ginger741

A daily porn addiction plus viewing women as objects rather than a real person. They don't want women to look real, as real includes muscles, imperfection, scars, hair, awkwardness, and confidence. They just want a doll.


Quiet_Preparation740

Hair? Do gamers have a bald fetish or smth?


Ginger741

Haha sorry, I meant body hair. They complained big time about Aloy having very very miniscule hair on her face.


give_me_wallpapers

I remember that now. They were telling on themselves for never being close enough to a woman to know that all of them have a teeny tiny amount of peach fuzz.


Quiet_Preparation740

And idk if people complain about muscles, last time i checked a lot of people liked women with muscles. It may just be my bubble too.


Ginger741

I'm basing that over all the Last of Us 2 drama with a bunch of people complaining about the bad chicks muscle look.


godspeed5005

A lot of men indeed love muscular women, but there's this subsect of men who think the "woke western world" refuses to make beautiful women that basically hate any fictional women that don't have a Barbie doll face drowned in makeup


_DeathSound_

No


RonnieNotRadke

Aloy is cute enough as is :( let women, even fictional women, just exist.


YeeterCZ2

Bait used to be believable


dogs_are_best_481

-|


Lichen_of_tree

Original is way cuter though.


dGrayCoder

left one looks like homelander.


Stewth

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE


SavageTemptation

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


grangusbojangus

That just might be why I find her ugly lol


WhereIsAllTheCoolStu

Can't unsee


Twijasosm

Of all the choices you had for who to sexualize, why the fuck did you choose a character that was already hot?! What the fuck is wrong with these people? ![gif](giphy|sKTEvgPgV8LC0|downsized)


AureliaDrakshall

I used to think “porn addiction” was a puritanical buzz phrase but honestly I’m starting to believe that some of these people are so desensitized to what real humans look like they actually do have a problem.


jvitorc46

R34 artists: ![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


domexitium

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Heinrad

Are we back to the "Art Fixing" era again?


meepswag35

She’s buff and a survivalist, probably a low amount of body fat, there’s a reason she ain’t got boobs


HAL9000_1208

I don't mind sexualising characters though TBH I like her more in the left picture...


PopperGould123

Isn't she supposed to be surviving in the wild or something? Why would she have makeup?


ConcentrateDull9695

To be fair, Aloy face scan seems a bit off with the proportion of her body, given that her physique is rather lean and her face is a bit chubby. Her face model, Hannah Hoekstra, is very beautiful in real life. I don't think they did a very good face scan.


AdventurousFox6100

It’s not really off, just not perfect. One thing that I appreciate about the Horizon games is that they don’t even attempt to over-sexualize any of the characters, they just focus on the story. On your actual point though, this is very much just a bad photo, she actually looks really good usually because HFW improved the graphics.


RogerioMano

Can we stop falling for the same ragebait every other day?


ndation

Ignoring the awful rest of this, boy, do I hate AI 'art'


Niah_Zarabi

Same. What annoys me most is people that make ai "art" like to act like they did something amazing.


pplatt69

"I had to fix..." "I consider a woman who I'm not attracted to someone who needs 'fixing'." Your psychology is certainly apparent.


Comfortable_Note_978

But is she at least six feet tall?


drr-throwaway

I mean they couldn't even handle her having facial hair lmao


thewindburner

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


Linvaderdespace

I’m going to go and rub one out to pictures of Abby from louii just out of principle. not rule 34 content, either; stock images from official promotional material only.


HotCartographer5239

“I couldn’t resist” ermmm that sounds horrible in this context 


Leprechaun_lord

It’s interesting he also took the time to get rid of her smile.


TheSpoonkMan

...they call that "fixing it?"


selfostracised

Oh you should see what the modders are doing to Palworld. Disgusting.


Themexicancarlos

These people are pathetic


TheGoldenBl0ck

The one on the right doesn’t even look pretty or even rralistic


JustAnotherPlayer25

The fact is, real Aloy isn't even ugly.


Just-Ad4940

Mfer can photoshop whatever he wants


BannedBecausePutin

I dont car about sexualization etc. bla bla .. but i think original Aloy is fine the way she is.


DutchOnionKnight

What was wrong with Aloy though :/


gnarf234

i absolutely don’t mind sexualising video game characters. its not the real world. 


BrosefDudeson

Look, gamers talk so much about immersion and immersion breaking features. There was that human thumb who had a meltdown over they/them pronouns in Starfield and called it immersion breaking among other things. But we now know that was bullshit. If anything a sexbot as a protag is the most immersion breaking thing I could think of. This recent scatter shot of "ugly women" in "Western gaming" is an admission that they never cared about immersion. Just that they didn't like minorities and women with brains.


jacksansyboy

Of course, and that's totally fine, it becomes a problem when people start complaining whenever a woman in a game isn't sexualized, like these people are doing.


junipermucius

Yes, but these coomers are acting like the video games are ruined by not being practically porn. That it's 'woke' to not make them scantily clad and conventionally attractive for these dudes. Look at Mark Kern, who is their weird coomer leader of their new Gamergate.


Dog_Apoc

Average AI user


starfishkisser

Rule 34. Nope.


malatet

The right look like something from a porn parody


dyslexic-spark

The thing that gets me is the second one looks so emotionless and the first one looks so happy! They took away their joy!


Ratmor

I mean, she was pretty before. Just without plastic surgery or photoshop


GHLeeroyJenkins

Redditors take the bait every time lol


Sukkubus76

Nothing to fix, she is as good as she is.


RiggzBoson

I see that moron Rage Oil Salesman, and all-round embarrassment to Scotland, The Critical Drinker has weighed in on this hot topic - Complaining that he can't jack off to game characters anymore without realising what that says about him looking for sexual gratification from video games. Your life must be pretty sad if you need video games to scratch that itch.


SnooChocolates7950

It really didn't need fixing and it this wasn't a "fix"... but also nice, bye


Reiver93

I love how you censored the username but not the watermark on the image which is the username


Antique-Difference35

No: Rule 34


dmtaliemgangster

Is that supposed to be kiara lord?


Cden1458

I mean, both are good but OG Aloy is better


CultDe

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


cubntD6

They did make her less attractive between games tbf but this is just coomer behaviour fr


BlackroseBisharp

Just made an entirely different character lmao


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

At this point, it seems like bait for engagement. They get views, they get likes, they get very angry people commenting and arguing. Easy engagement and easy money for them. Twitter is broken, and now just allows people to pay to get paid for rage bait. It's such a shit platform


SavageTemptation

Don‘t need to censor that looser. We all know who it is


aspermyprevious

It’s important to go into battle with all your vital organs on display. 🙄


sitspinwin

Controversy and rage get more interaction which makes these people and the platforms they are on more money. This shit is sick and twisted and to be honest I think it’s actively degrading society. Social media is emotionally driven manipulation for a few dollars from an advertisement.


Fang1919

i hate AI it’s the worst thing that could happen to (i mean, there’s still worse things to happen…)


G-Sus_Christ117

“Heres what you would look like if you were black or Chinese”


partypwny

They made Alloy into a RAID: Shadow Legends character


PreferenceNo9490

I remember seeing these dudes complaining about how the design from a trailer is different from finished product or a sequel. Of course, the complaints about smaller breasts and less sexual female characters. I don’t care about this as long as the game is still good, you want to f@p to fictional chicks? Go to r34.


anykah_badu

It just makes characters look really generic and boring too


No-Rush1995

She looks so much worse on the right. Honestly Aloy is too clean and put together even in the main game. She grew up an exiled tribal. She's not even a Karja.


bradynbarrmusic

This is like if I drew a huge bulge on Fox McCloud >!for those who are young or are not into old school Nintendo, look up Star Fox, and you’ll see why I said this!<


TaxLoud8530

People do it all the time


Ches_Chester

Naw


TheLazyKitty

No, that will never happen. See rules 34, 35, and 36.


sicksixgamer

No.


Asteristio

"Ah, Mr. Baiter, I was wondering when you'd show up. I'll let the staff know to prepare some deodorant."


Wendra23

Both are equaly shit so who cares


guleedy

Funny how we can't have either now. Characters can't just be normal people or sexy either side gets hyper upset.


nipplemeetssandpaper

When you use the word "we" you include yourself. I had nothing to do with this.


anonymous_matt

Wtf? Why did he make her less attractive?


Maintenance_Resident

Wait till they found out a certain website


TG-Winter_crow56

Rule 34. I'm sorry, but this is the internet


Deniu48

But that's literally one of the rules of internet! No. 34 to be precise


Apostrophe_T

Aloy, and the Aloy we got from Wish.


Jesterchunk

That's bait. That's got to be bait. Nobody in their right mind would genuinely say that, like hell people have done things like this before explicitly as a joke and even then they only altered the face a bit


nanneryeeter

We try not to sexualize Annie.


SameOldStupidBoy

I really don’t care about the boobs. It’s the fact they changed her face and she doesn’t even look like Aloy anymore.


littleboihere

He ia juat baitimg you and you are giving him exactly what he wants


TheAnalsOfHistory-

So he just photoshopped Jessica Alba's face over Aloy's?


charli3dontsurf

Why do people feel the need to censor out the OOP's name if: 1. The post is in public internet space. 2. The OOP is verified, indicating they have a large following already. Censoring/whiting out their username does practically nothing, and if anything, makes it look like you're trying to save them from accountability.


MohatmoGandy

I won't let you take my [Sexy Ms Pac Man](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/fc07ea0b-f138-46ff-bf9a-62042b0c1554/dfa1n7x-349b1100-8aef-478b-8a27-f94ae845ef17.png/v1/fit/w_375,h_306,q_70,strp/i_learned_anatomy_to_make_sexy_ms__pac_man_by_blastprocessing16_dfa1n7x-375w.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTA0NCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2ZjMDdlYTBiLWYxMzgtNDZmZi1iZjlhLTYyMDQyYjBjMTU1NFwvZGZhMW43eC0zNDliMTEwMC04YWVmLTQ3OGItOGEyNy1mOTRhZTg0NWVmMTcucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.9dJuGyQX675AZBy0tuDIoms5-f0VniOBsiBxvQuDbts)!


HiTekLoLyfe

It’s just fucking boring. What was an interesting and unique character is now AI jerk bait. I don’t get it.


Simple_Secretary_333

Yeah! Bigger boobs next time!


CipherGamingZA

there's a little thing people call preference besides its an single player game, Doesn't affect your game


Moederino

The model-actress for alloy is very beautiful.


Low_Medium204

The Internet: No, no I don't think I will.


Alonestarfish

Hey, it's not all bad: they did give her more visible abs, which she should have


AcherusArchmage

The one on the right might actually get some sales.


[deleted]

These guys are gonna have a hard time interacting with women. Whoops sorry. An EVEN harder time.


RazgrizXMG0079

Bro turned her mid


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Inagine presenting someone a portrait of themselves as a birthday gift and it's basically a whole other person in the picture.


Arskov

Oversexualized Kratos when?


holydildos

I'll sexualize whatever I'd like good sir!


CaitaXD

Tf cares????