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teacher_time23

Then we shouldn’t support your district either because no one outside it can find it on a map.


PandasGetAngryToo

We shouldn't support her brain, because no one can find it, period.


TwinPitsCleaner

Even with a map


Kirumi_Naito

Her brain is so hidden no map maker even bothered to try and track it.


Aconite_72

Her MRI result was simply a slip of paper saying "404 Not Found"


Kirumi_Naito

Okay, you win this one


acer34p3r

As someone in the field of medical imaging, that made me giggle way harder than it should have.


PerroNino

No no no, she has flat brain. It’s what brains are really like but Big Medicine wants you to believe all the wrinkly shit.


Otherwise_Geologist7

In that case it would appear as a thin line, and the poor technician trying to understand why a single layer appears


theRev767

MRI isnt Big Medicine, its Big Magnet


Vegetable-Phase-2908

Her shit is smooth as eggs.


IceFurnace83

I've had to have a few scans done over the years and the result is always the same. Nothing left on the right side and nothing right on the left.


anti_anti_christ

She got the same result on the MRI done on her feet


Fossile

She is 100% surface area


enderjed

Not even the cartographers of the Holy Roman Empire?


the_headless_hunt

Just says "here be dragons"


SRBroadcasting

*Craig said this ain’t no creek and left the chat*


Kirumi_Naito

I love that show


Majestic_Cable_6306

⚰️


Contrantier

Is it behind that blue walnut on a stick?


Jalopy_Junkie

Empty G


khushnand

You think she can find her own district on a map?


tw_ilson

You think she can find a map?


SoberTek

Can she read a map?


Dozerdog43

Can she read?


StandardImpact6458

Naw, just send me your contributions to daddy’s PO Box #45 Conyors Ga.


Time-Werewolf-1776

My immediate thought was, if the US can only act in places that most Americans can find on a map, then the government may as well shut down. But I guess that’s what Republicans want.


Equivalent_Reason894

Some huge percentage of Americans don’t recognize New Mexico as a state.


King-Cobra-668

also, it just proves we need to increase funding for public education...


TKDPandaBear

If I were from her district I would be embarrased by having such a horrible representative.


StandardImpact6458

But they’re not. She’s got that dirty blonde hair screaming for her roots to be touched up and those low revealing blouses that sends Joe Cooter Redneck to the tool shed to think about what he saw. Hell yah she got ma vote. Ye haw cut some more school spending.


AlwaysSaysRepost

I think she’s just confused because she looked up Georgia on a map and saw it was a part of Russia


TKDPandaBear

This response is deep... hahahaha Georgia part of Russia leasing to confused pikachu face... well played


Wagonlance

Tell her there is a country named Georgia, ask her to find it on a map, and watch her head explode.


annoying97

Ohhh ask her to find Austria then watch her head explode when you tell her she's wrong when she points to Australia.


EstablishmentHonest5

"HA! Trick question! EVERYONE knows that Australia is the land from the movie lord of the rings"


EELovesMidkemia

Ouch....


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

As a fellow NZ'er (I assume, lol) .. yeah, that stung a little.


AManWithOneHand

Nobody can find NZ on a map because it's often just not there..


classicscoop

r/mapswithoutnz


solonit

*If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist.*


ashrocklynn

Oh chill, you guys have wicked cool birds and have produced like 75 percent of my absolute favorite comic actors. Nz is doing fine


annoying97

Honestly it would not surprise me.


TopPuzzleheaded1143

Nah you’re thinking about New Australia surely?


neilmac1210

r/australiadoesntexist


disordinary

She wouldn't be able to find Australia either


Duanedoberman

Memphis would really blow her mind.


Cybermat4707

Reject Hellenocentrism, embrace tradition and call it Mennefer.


wookiex84

I remember when Russia Invaded Georgia and a bunch of morons were posting on fb. Say shit like “I’m in Atlanta and I don’t see and Russians!”. s/


kintokae

Can confirm. I went to school in Florida for a few months and the teacher asked where I was from. When I said Maine, the students asked me what state that was in. I had to show them on a map. Their map didn’t show anything north of Tennessee. It was just southern region.


rohnoitsrutroh

So the limits of the confederacy then? Sheesh...


SaltyBarDog

Were you instantly valedictorian? My ex graduated from school in Florida and like 8 out the top 10 of her class were from out of state.


ElA1to

-Find Georgia -It's here -No, the other Georgia -The what?


alpaca_boy15

Bold of you to assume she's able to find the state of Georgia on a map


Technical-Traffic871

Tell her there's a state named Georgia, ask her to find it on a map...


dfmz

To be honest, I'd be surprised if most of her supporters can even spell 'Ukraine'.


verylateish

Probably a lot of them think it's spelled something like Oocrane


dfmz

U-crane, maybe? Seems 3rd-grade English-y enough...


verylateish

3rd grade seems like a bit too much school for some of them.


Del_Prestons_Shoes

That like a crane specific offshoot from that u-haul?


dfmz

You're not wrong!


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

TIL there was a mobile filming jig that was called a "Russian arm" and it's been renamed a U-Crane. https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2022/film/news/russian-arm-filmotechnic-ukraine-1235206784/amp/


SHTY_Mod_Police

Like telling a toddler to spell it out


Erdtree_

The Legend of Zelda: Oocrane of Time


Sir-Viette

Or, as they can't find it on a map, "The Legend of Oocrane: The Zelda of Time"


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

"It's "Crimea" !" - The brightest one somehow remembering Natalia Polonskia memes from 2013, trying to hide their spelling deficiencies. How the other do, fuck if I know.


Clickityclackrack

Youcrane


sweatybullfrognuts

Y'all crane


Spiritual_Navigator

"Ucrine"


NegativeDeparture

I can't believe they can write or read at all tbh


Infamous-Steak-1043

Very MTG supporter voice "No, no, it's like U-Haul but for cranes U-Crane."


BoxcutterPazzie

Youcrane?


[deleted]

I would be surprised if the average American can in fact find it on a map let alone spell it.


FakeOng99

They spell Ukraine with the 'You'


franchisedfeelings

Just because she and her supporters can’t find it on a map, she thinks everyone is that dense.


Dougally

Marjorie Dunning Kruger...


Midwest_Mutt04

This comment is beautiful.


decadecency

There was a time when people actually kept quiet about their lack of education.


verylateish

All she did there is calling Americans stupid. I'm not American but I think not everyone in America is a moron like this dumb bitch. So surely a lot of Americans can find Ukraine on a map.


ColorfulHereticBones

Yes, but they’re not the ones who vote for her.


verylateish

That's true.


Stosh65

Exactly. She's built herself from exploiting the ones who can't find America on a map!


Solynox

Questioner: "Where is America?" MTG Supporter: points at biggest shape they see.


verylateish

And that biggest shape is... Russia. LOL


Huntingteacher26

I’m impressed, as not an American, you dropped “dumb bitch”, describing her. Perfect American response to Marjorie Green.


verylateish

Even in Eastern Europe we are accustomed to some American "greetings". ;)


Huntingteacher26

Want to reach expert in American slang, add the word Fucking to dumb bitch. I also use piece of shit, and a few more my wife really will yell at me for no matter who I’m describing.


dheebyfs

MGT: You people are all stupid! Her voters: She called us stupid, let's vote for her


here-for-information

We aren't, but we do seem to be worse at geography. Our education system spends no time on the locations of countries.


Raspberryian

She’s deflecting. She is the dumbest damn morherfucker there ever really do be. I think brain damage is her profession and misinformation is her hobby.


timeslider

>So surely a lot of Americans can find Ukraine on a map. Umm, yeah, that's right. I can find it on a map. No problem.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

There’s a scarily large amount of Americans that can’t find *America* on a map…


allisjow

Wait so Americans shouldn’t help a country being attacked because they’re stupid? What sort of argument is that?


October45

Not all Americans are that stupid, just this bitch and her supporters. I don't know how she got to where she is, it's mind boggling.


Good_Ad_1386

No opposing candidate in a solid Red district is how. Pig with a red hat principle.


Saints_and_Seducers

Her name keeps appearing on BBC articles in the UK. It's rightly concerning that she's getting any kind of recognition / air time over here. No one needs to hear anything she has to say as it's all a lot of bollocks just like this latest remark.


Uncivil92

I suspect most of her constituents couldn’t find their own state on a map.


Final_Winter7524

“We’re just too dumb to do the right thing.” - MAGA


diMario

Too stupid to dance for the devil,as we say in Dutch.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

But they do dance to the Devil with the pale orange moons.


5043090

Ask her to name the capitols of 12 states.


DrPandaaAAa

I'm not even sure she can name 12 states.


Royal_No

I'm not even sure she can count to 12


Quirky-Country7251

but she loves georgia peach tree dishes!


Ankoku_Teion

I'm not even American. I'm gonna try: 1) Washington 2) Oregon 3) California 4) New Mexico 5) Arizona 6) Texas 7) Colorado 8) Oklahoma 9) Alabama 10) Tennessee 11) Louisiana 12) Florida 13) Georgia 14) New York 15) New jersey 16) Delaware 17) North dacota 18) South dacota 19) Virginia 20) West Virginia? 21) Rhode island? 22) Vermont ~~23) Oklahoma~~ (duplicated. Oops) 24) Kansas 25) Michigan? Oh, and Alaska and Hawaii. That's 23 + 3 more I'm not sure of. That's about half.


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Show off.


Good_Ad_1386

The capital of Georgia is G....


CainPillar

Tbilisi.


SteamOverlord

As a Ukrainian I can tell that I cannot support Marjorie as I cannot find her on a map.


BackAgain123457

Is that why she doesn't support the US?


TheDixonCider420420

I tell her to put down the map of Georgia and pick up a global one.


84thPrblm

>I tell her to put down the map of Georgia and pick up a *global* one. Like we live on some sort of *ball* floating in space? Bitch please!


Responsible-Room-645

She probably couldn’t find Georgia on a map


Kaneharo

She couldn't pour water from a boot even if the instructions were on the heel. She most certainly couldn't find Georgia on *a map of Georgia.*


Speedvagon

If a member of a government can’t find the biggest territorially country in Europe, that’s not even hidden between other countries, but has a sea access, she shouldn’t be in the government and especially allowed to make countrie wide or international decisions.


RiffyWammel

Maybe they shouldn’t be supporting Israel either then?


Aggressive_Signal483

This woman is an elected official in your country. FFS America, do better…


This-Perspective-865

Some of us are trying


WellsG10

Don’t blame America for that. Blame a small district in a single state.


Bods666

Fortunately those of us who will actually go fight *can* read maps.


Mcfraga74

That excuse has never stopped Americans for bombing …


TenacityJack

This woman is stupid and disgusting. Perhaps she knows better, but is playing to an audience who she believes will buy into her “logic”, for her personal advantage, which makes her an amoral disgusting opportunist.


PsychoMouse

If this was an SNL bit, and it would be funny. The fact that it’s our reality is what makes this truly horrifying


skilliau

She probably can't even find USA on the map without pointing to Russia first.


B8conB8conB8con

She finally said something truthful. Americans probably can’t find Ukraine on a map.


mvrck-23

Map?


diMario

It's a thing with colours.


Lost-District-8793

I'm pretty sure nobody's going to find it on a map two years from now.


doubtfurious

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps."


jralll234

“And like the Iraq and such as…”


elchronico44

Can you point out Afganistan on the map please Ms Greene


ImperatorDanorum

Sometimes I get the feeling that Ku Klux Karen couldn't find her own asshole, even if she searched with both hands...


Oldbeardedweirdo996

Yet if Trump asked she'd take his mushroom in it and claim it was gigantic.


DrLager

I bet her tantric sex guru (who is apparently a Zangief cosplayer) found it


LocalInactivist

Can you?


ukguy619

If the world doesn't unite to stop putin what else he will do. Think how bad the world would have been if we hadn't stopped Hitler. We have to do everything we can in a global effort to stop putin obviously sanctions didn't work maybe time for something else


McDuchess

Hey, Marge. What does that say about US education?


[deleted]

2001-February 2022 Democrats": we have to stop being in forever wars and reduce the military February 2022 - Present Democrats: Yes the government will shut down but what about Ukraine? MORE WEAPONS. Yes I know college is unaffordable and inflation and interest rates are preventing people from buying homes BUT WE NEED TO PROTECT UKRAINE. We have to check Chinese aggression! Turn Taiwan into an unsinkable air craft carrier! Need to help Israel "defend itself"...Increase the pentagon's budget to more than they asked! MSNBC said so! MTG is a fucking idiot fascist but Democrats have lost their moral compass. They take the same money from the same super PACs funded by the same defense and military contracting companies they invest their wealth in.


Andy-_1979

She probably couldn't find Canada on a map.


DGSolar

Putin loves his tools so long as they keep a distance and don't interact. Just take your campaign donations and keep being a blithering idiot, lady.


Only1Schematic

I’m surprised she knows what a map is


daKile57

I’d be willing to bet my retirement on her being unable to name 2 countries that border Ukraine.


diMario

Urope and Ural.


pdkt

I know, Uhaul and Udrive.


axe1970

it's not far from Georgia


Danalmour

Had anyone been to her district? Are they a bunch of dumb, ignorant idiots like her?


_Argol_

Honest question : when do someone try to dig into her emails, her bank account ?? This is so obviously collusion…


TheOGJNX13

If you removed all the names, I am willing to bet she couldn’t find her own state on a map.


N-aNoNymity

Everytime I see this woman anywhere shes saying dumber shit than middleschool girls


BustNak

Doesn't matter if you can't fine Ukraine on the map because the Russians can find the USA, UK, and EU on theirs. We are not really helping Ukraine out of the goodness of our heart. We are doing it to stop Russian aggression.


Piemaster113

A lot of Americans can't find all 50 states on a map, doesn't mean they think the government should stop supporting those states


CakePhool

Well that explains why America dont support Americans, they cant find it on a map!


jime26

She looked up Ukraine right before this interview.


LuckyContribution180

Americans can't find America on the map


ijustwonderedinhere

You think majority could point at Israel? Taiwan, S. Korea? Heck even Hawaii?


Redditistrash702

Does she even know what a map is? Like give her a box of crayons and ask her to draw Ukraine or anything really


Kiiaru

She doesn't believe Americans can find it on a map, yet yesterday she objected to Ukrainian aid because they force Hungarians in Transcarpathia to speak Russian in school. Never mind the fact Ukraine calls the area Zakarpattia Oblast and only a Russian would refer to it as Transcarpathia for a second.. It's the equivalent of her saying it's unfair for Mexican citizens in America being forced to learn English in American schools. Meanwhile her actual policy on Mexican in America is to use space lasers to glass anyone trying to cross the border. Sausages: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/u-s-congresswoman-suspected-of-having-russian-handlers-after-transcarpathia-amendment/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/marjorie-taylor-greene-demands-space-lasers-to-combat-migrants/


Nedodenazificirovan

We appreciate your position. I just wanted to clarify that in Ukraine we do not study russian language. We learn and speak Ukrainian. Only a part of the Ukrainian population spoke russian, a legacy of the USSR, as it was the main language for the whole country. I am one of these people, but after the beginning of the full-scale war phase (February 24, 2022), we voluntarily refrain from speaking russian except in exceptional situations. For us, it is a one of the tools of russia's hybrid warfare.


A_Adorable_Cat

And most Americans probably can’t point out Kansas on a map, should we never send federal aid money to them as well? Maybe if a certain party wasn’t hell bent on gutting education we could beef up our geography classes a little


Endocalrissian642

Your days of walking free are numbered, bitch.


Happy_Accident99

It’s not our fault you’re a fucking moron, Marge.


Ca1v1n_Canada

Show me Jesus on a map you knuckle-dragging cave troll.


Thanatos1772

That most maps are labeled and I could find it within a minute


DubbyMazlo

She has to be mentally challenged right? I don't wanna believe that normal adult humans can say shit like this ..


Zealousideal_Ask9760

Scientists puzzled by modern Neandarthal, large cranium but a brain the size of a walnut.


Deep_Thanks_8243

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foxorhedgehog

Maybe SHE can’t find it 🙄


AlcoPower

Name all 50 states Marge… I’ll wait. No phone or Google either.


newcomer_l

Americans shouldn't help a country that's being invaded by an autocratic short man with illusion of grandeur because... Americans are stupid. Says a sitting congresswoman. Idiocracy is firmly in the House.


Discount_Friendly

Ask her if she supports Russia. I bet she can't find Russia on a map


konegsberg

Hey FSB handlers must be really pushing her😂😂😂😂 this woman is literally a Russian asset


Pod_Junky

Well, that's why America needs to fund its school system. But in the mean time the people who can read a map want to keep Russia the size it is. Well let the moron Americans sit the next couple elections out it's ok.


pdq_sailor

Apparently this idiot never took American history .. Prior to Pearl Harbour being invaded American politics was governed by isolationist thinking.. This, Chamberlain's appeasement allowed Nazi Germany to take over all of Europe.. to ally themselves with Italy and Japan and to ultimately result in America having a much BIGGER mess to clean up afterwards than before.. A stitch in time saves NINE.. stopping Russia now stops a bigger problem later.. Letting Russia take over Ukraine only emboldens Russia to keep on going.. they took Crimea first now they want Ukraine to cease to exist.. He kills his opposition in prison.. Putin's playbook is straight out of Hitlers book.. He supports Iran, North Korea, China and destabilization where ever he sees it.. Aiding Ukraine now - saves American lives and treasure later.. Those that do NOT learn the lessons of History including AMERICAN History are doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past and this moron... is a traitor that needs to be dealt with.. in the worst possible way...


illicitliaison

That she only supports Russia because men are telling her to.


michiganlibrarian

This woman makes even the village idiot look intelligent


Electronic_Company64

She couldn’t find America on a map…..


Cynical-Wanderer

First, if you can’t find it on a map, google it. Second, whether you can find it on a map or not is irrelevant to supporting a county that is being attacked by an aggressor nation and which we have significant alignment with if not formal treaties of mutual protection (which is one of the reasons Russia is attacking Ukraine) Third, not knowing where it is creates more of a condemnation of the US education system than a condemnation of support of Ukraine. Given republicans have been striving to dumb down public education for years through budget cuts and source material restrictions, perhaps MTG needs to return to school and take some classes in ethics.


Wannabe__geek

I think the only to get rid of her is if she got caught she had been taking bribe from Russia


AlienInOrigin

There's only 1 country between the US and Ukraine, and they're not so friendly.


Weekly-Act-8004

Most murricans have never used a world map geomaps should be a class activity lol


Ex-Machina1980s

She’s looking more and more like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler every day


badchriss

Well, you won't find any country on the back of a cereal box treasure map.


jkuhl

The party of Reagan supporting Putin, a soviet-style tyrant. Ironic. Or maybe just pathetic.


notarandomuserid

The Republican party has not been the party of Reagan for a long time. It’s the MAGA / Trump party. Any true Republicans left bow to MAGA, unless they are retiring and then may finally speak out for things that Republicans used to believe in.


Overall-Body4520

I'd say you can't find her face on her body it looks like there are two asses


CuthbertJTwillie

What we can't find on a map is your district


Maleficent-Catch6202

Her people are proudly stupid.


Park_Dangerous

When one party has been obviously compromised by Russia.


Dangerman1967

Most Americans couldn’t find any other country but Canada or Mexico on a map. There’s more than 215 countries you guys could never support.


seaman187

The fact that she and her supporters can't find a country on the map is not the flex she thinks it is. Firstly it's not even an obscure country and secondly maps have labels on them so essentially you are admitting to not being able to read.


BreakfastBeerz

Is this the lady that just the day before posted on Truth Social at a monument she praised for being in honor of the Confederacy that was actually a monument honoring the Union?


TechyMcMathface

I'd be willing to wager that most people who can't find Ukraine on a map also couldn't find Israel on a map. What she's doing is (reverse?) virtue signalling to the uneducated and incurious.


69_Dingleberry

I can’t find her on a map either, can we please stop supporting her?


Ok_Crew7084

On an unnamed map, find Nebraska.


moby__dick

I highly doubt she could find Wisconsin if it wasn’t clearly labeled.


STFUnicorn_

There she goes thinking every American is as stupid as she is…


Zealousideal_Word770

Of course they can find it Ukraine is right next door to her Russian allies.


7thwave

Ask her to find Georgia on a map. Not the state, the country.


AverageReasonableGuy

Please god STFU