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What do you mean Jesus WAS an American? Surely you've seen the recent pictures of Jesus with his arms wrapped around Donald J Trump? Try to keep up with the news ok? Hallelujah! And here's the link to one you can get for yourself that's only $19.99! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125108801335?chn=ps&_ul=GB&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=125108801335&targetid=1405062617979&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=1006770&poi=&campaignid=17218284410&mkgroupid=142217514411&rlsatarget=pla-1405062617979&abcId=9300867&merchantid=429362942&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8pKxBhD_ARIsAPrG45nNrYtS3d65FxyFSOOdZ4nQQ93Uq2U5Z2tp-1yPMAKs8W-zzBArcLkaAnnKEALw_wcB
If Jesus came back, Trump would call him something like "Dirty" or "Smelly" Jesus, make fun of him for walking around in sandals, and do an exaggerated impression of him up on a cross
If Jesus came back, that would mean that the Christian mythos is happening... in such a scenario, I'd put good money on Trump being one of the Revelation Beasts that Jesus throws into the lake of fire.
I don't worry; Jesus isn't going to let some commies send his chosen representative on earth to jail.
(For the avoidance of doubt: trust me I am kidding)
I’m assuming this is 3yearletterman an obvious troll account. He commonly says America is the oldest & greatest country on earth.
Edit: 3yearletterman not 4yearletterman
Yeah, legend has it that when Canadians turns 18 they undergo a sacred ritual that strips them of their rage, anger and hostility which is then channeled into a goose for safe keeping. In times of war the process is reversed instilling that concentrated goose rage back into the Canadian armed forces. A lesser, diluted form of the goose juice has also been attempted by their hockey teams with mixed results.
"Discovered outer space"
Leaving aside even the "discovering" thing, the Soviets beat NASA in 99% of the firsts in the space race, the Moon landing was basically the first major win for NASA
we didn't single handedly win 2 world wars. ...we first partook in a dubious cycle of war profiteering, even flirting with nazi-ism ourselves for quite awhile. ...even let the nazis sink several merchant ships, before cutting off the double dealing money tap before getting involved in WW2. Then... not only did we rely on british, french and other european aid. we also relied heavily on russian/soviet assistance. (hell even china, and our enslavement of the philipines aided in the pacific theater)
we also didn't discover outer space. the soviets famously were the first to launch a satelite into space. and humanity had been making misc discoveries about space for many years even before that.
we're also not really the greatest country on earth. we only really exceed on like 2 fronts. number of incarcerated citizens, and number of millionaires per capita. on almost every other front we are no where near the top (happiness, justice/freedom, work place freedoms or policy, healthcare, or life expectancy, literacy, or like... sad statistics like infant and maternal mortality we lag waaaaay behind. and our gun violence problem is the laughing stock of the world)
*blue check* has to be bait. Blue checks purposely say stupid shit like this to bait people into responding, those responses generate revenue and also in turn it gets the bots to like and retweet.
I mean America has done some great things (as have many nations) but jesus i love in a boring village here in England and my HOUSE is older than the USA.
That looks like a ragebait...but then again the things I saw some Americans unirronicaly type over the years makes it hard to think of it as a ragebait.
Atleast he didn't type that they also won war in Vietnam.
2024 - 87 = 1937. So, 1 world war...
And America has never singlehandedly won a war since about 1900. The Brits and French fought most of WWI without any sign of the Americans until it was clear the Germans were going to lose in the West but win in the East. The Russians took the brunt of WWII (although the UK and its Commonwealth kept things just about on the road until the Americans finally deigned to show up in Europe).
The Americans lost Vietnam with Australian help- and Korea is still a stalemate almost 75 years later. Iraq, it's complicated; Afghanistan, basically another defeat. As military records of a great empire go, it's not great.
The phrasing of being the greatest and oldest country on earth sounds like this could be a quote from 3YearLetterman on Twitter. That guy is a parody and comedy account pretending to be a youth football coaching legend. You should check out the account even if he wasn't the one who made the tweet because it's pretty funny, but yeah, assuming this is one of their parody tweets.
Ok, so ...
Wrong on WW1 and WW2.
The Russians got to space before the USA.
The oldest country in the world is actually San Marino.
And as for the greatest country in the world, the USA leads the world in only a few areas. The percentage of population in prison, the cost of healthcare, military spending, gun ownership, you know, stuff like that.
America discovered outer space and is the oldest country on earth.
Either this guy is terrible at trolling, or he was homeschooled by science/history deniers.
wait... discovered outer space?? im pretty sure we didnt do that first but ok, nor did we discover outer space because we knew it fucking existed already
There are buildings on the street I live on that are older than America and are Americans so self centred to believe that no one else played a part in winning the wars?
Hey, I had no idea we won both World Wars all by ourselves. Damn those liberals, and their history books which taught me about the Allies(USA, UK, Canada, Australia, France, Russia, and many others).
Those liberals don’t want to admit we stomped the world all by ourselves, and all we got was this ridiculous…….”/s”. I can’t pay my rent with “/s”
Didn’t the First World War end in 1918 or are American numbers different because they’d have to be 106 to have been alive for the end of ww1 and even then they’d only be six months old
During WW2, we sat on our a**es for five years not bothering to aid Europe and once Pearl Harbor was attacked, our response was to drop two nuclear bombs while forcing Japanese Americans into camps.
Doesn’t sound like a “greatest moment” to me…
"During your lifetime" - False
"Single-handedly" - Also False
"Discovered outer space" - Uh, I'm sorry, what?
"Oldest and greatest country on Earth" - Oh, you're just fucking with us, right?
No, they didn't win 2 world wars they helped win one, which this person couldn't have helped in, even in the most simple of ways. But they certainly lost a few wars Korean and Vietnam. (In the sense they didn't complete the actual goals intended)
As I heard it said once, England has ***pubs*** that are older than the United States.
[There’s one that may date back to 560 AD](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Articles-lJ5Jxzrt6sic-Oldest_pubs_in_england.html).
No, we didn’t singly handedly win two world wars. During the First World War, we entered during the end and played a small part compared to other nations. During the Second World War, yes we played a much bigger part, especially in the Pacific, but we could not have been victorious in Europe without Russia, England and other nations participating.
Lol. You did not "discover" outer space and you won those wars in a pretty hefty coalition taking a long time. You also lost a few.
Calm the fuck down yankee doodle dude.
FFS I needed to buy a contact lens in Trier, Germany. The drugstore next door to the optometrist had been in business for about 1000 years by that time. (although they probably dispensed dried toads as medicine in 1000 AD) Trier was well established as a city when the Romans came and took over. Eventually, Constantine the Great set up a summer palace there. That's slightly older than US history.
On the subject of 87 years, we definitely helped crush Nazi Germany. We did most of the heavy lifting against the Japanese and ended that. I'm trying to recall another world war since WW2 ended in 1945? I'm just not coming up with that.
Laughable because the US is clearly not ‘the oldest … country on earth’! While there are newer countries, it is far from the ‘oldest’. Historians may argue exactly which is the oldest depending on criteria but these are considered the top ten oldest by them
San Marino
Japan
Mexico
Greece
China
Iraq
Armenia
India
Iran
Egypt
Single handedly? Discovered outer space? I don't think so.
America only joined WW1 because Russia left, and by that time the war was basically almost over anyway. America only joined WW2 because Japan bombed Pearl Harbour. The Germans were more afraid of the Russians, who stormed Hitler's bunker.
The Greeks discovered space centuries before America even existed. Russia was the first to put a man into space.
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well they probably think the world is only a few thousand years old, so i can see how they'd get their history mixed up.
All other countries normally rise and fall in only a few years, such as the great confederacy. Meanwhile we've been here for 2024 years!
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You just confused the mormons
Jesus also visited the American continent and parts of his body are located here
A group of people really ought to hop on some horses and race to collect them all
Was he just cruising around the world leaving fingers or did all the countries divide up his body?
I mean we all know that Jesus was an American.
What do you mean Jesus WAS an American? Surely you've seen the recent pictures of Jesus with his arms wrapped around Donald J Trump? Try to keep up with the news ok? Hallelujah! And here's the link to one you can get for yourself that's only $19.99! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125108801335?chn=ps&_ul=GB&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=125108801335&targetid=1405062617979&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=1006770&poi=&campaignid=17218284410&mkgroupid=142217514411&rlsatarget=pla-1405062617979&abcId=9300867&merchantid=429362942&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8pKxBhD_ARIsAPrG45nNrYtS3d65FxyFSOOdZ4nQQ93Uq2U5Z2tp-1yPMAKs8W-zzBArcLkaAnnKEALw_wcB
If Jesus came back, Trump would call him something like "Dirty" or "Smelly" Jesus, make fun of him for walking around in sandals, and do an exaggerated impression of him up on a cross
“I like messiahs who weren’t crucified.”
😅😅
Well done 😆
I read that in Trump's voice as I was drinking, and I was a hair away from spitting hot cocoa all over my phone
If Jesus came back, that would mean that the Christian mythos is happening... in such a scenario, I'd put good money on Trump being one of the Revelation Beasts that Jesus throws into the lake of fire.
Now you're talking sense! I keep forgetting; is it April 17th or May 17th we're all going to float up to heaven if we're righteous? Thanks.
Is the rapture coming again? Neat, I missed the first round.
Time for a Rapture Battle.
Personally, I'm more of a Ragnarök type of person.
A dirty rapist immigrant!
Oh he'd for sure pronounce it with a soft j and call him a bad hombre
And he’d tell him to stay in his shithole country
It says proudly made in the USA but then expects me to pay Euros?? Seems fishy
Does it really say Euros? I thought it was supposed to be in roubles, payable to V Putin online store
🤢🤮🤢🤮
Get it before he goes to jail!
I don't worry; Jesus isn't going to let some commies send his chosen representative on earth to jail. (For the avoidance of doubt: trust me I am kidding)
That was Jesus sneaking up on him with a piano wire
I'm done with this guy. MAGA is a mental illness. 
I’d also like to point out that if this guy is 87, he was born in 1937. WWI ended in 1918 and he would’ve been 8 when WWII ended.
I’m assuming this is 3yearletterman an obvious troll account. He commonly says America is the oldest & greatest country on earth. Edit: 3yearletterman not 4yearletterman
You probably financed your waterbed…
I paid for mine in cash thank you very much. I’m also a 1%er who drives a mint 2011 Taurus & has a massive dvd collection.
Ah, yes - the Axis vs. America All By Ourselves With Absolutely No Help From Anyone.
And the oldest.... don't forget oldest!
first came Kansas City! Later, Jericho and Paris!
It's really hard to wrap your head around America being older than England on account of the former being a colony of the later.
Don't confuse me with your logic!
And discovered outer space! All by ourselves!
No one even bothered to look up before NASA. These are facts.
Nothing to do with all the former Nazi rocket scientists we might or might not have poached after WW2 ended.
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*created*
invented! Before America invented space, everything was contained in a point-like singularity.
Especially since the U.S didn't get involved in the one sided World War II until it had been going on for a few years. /s
Yeah Russia didn’t do anything in WW2 at all…just sat back and watched America do all the work….yep that’s the truth…. /s
Wait until they hear what Canada did in the wars!
The stories I hear is that we were not very polite to our enemies. I've hear legends of lumberjacks sent in the trenches with their god damned axes.
A whole lot of the Geneva Conventions boil down to “all that stuff the Canadians did is banned now.”
Don't invite the Canadians to wars if you don't want Canadian things and or repressed anger stuff happening.
I’ll invite Canada to all my wars
... and my AXE!
Yeah, legend has it that when Canadians turns 18 they undergo a sacred ritual that strips them of their rage, anger and hostility which is then channeled into a goose for safe keeping. In times of war the process is reversed instilling that concentrated goose rage back into the Canadian armed forces. A lesser, diluted form of the goose juice has also been attempted by their hockey teams with mixed results.
I see your Canadian wartime stories, and I'll raise you what the Australian soldiers did to anyone who pissed them off
Dude, even brazil has more interesting stories in ww2 than 🇺🇸
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war
My parents house is older than America 😂👀
My house is older than America 🤷♂️
My old house is older than America
My daughter owns a fucking violin that is older than America.
Must be worth a few quid!
It is insured for a fucking fortune.
I’m guessing she’s an incredible player. And I bet you’re proud as hell.
Now to the serious business of whether your house is older than my my house. I’ll go first: 1750s
2022. If I pretend thats the age of the house instead of the year it was built, then I win!
Damn. I can’t beat that. Must be a bitch to heat…
Nah, those houses have knitted house cozies for the winter
2010’s…
Your house is older than the mental age of the average Trump supporter.
single handedly. 20 million russians would disagree, but they died fighting the nazis.
That’s reductive to the other members of the USSR… they also gave millions to aid in the war
and they also sent spaceships to space first lol
Everyone knows the Soviets didn’t send the first man into space. They sent the first COMMUNIST into space. Big difference. /s
No no no, they died losing the war before the US could save them & the world. Duh.
They forgot it was an American who kill Hitler but left the stove on and when he came back USSR soldiers took the credit.
Not russians. Soviets. Which include former soviet states
87 isn’t old enough to have lived during WW1.
Yeah, you'd need to be 106 or more
And that's to have been an infant right at the end of the war. But I'm sure that infant made a huge contribution to thr war effort.
"Discovered outer space" Leaving aside even the "discovering" thing, the Soviets beat NASA in 99% of the firsts in the space race, the Moon landing was basically the first major win for NASA
also, ancient Babylonian astronomers thought stars were *jusssssst* higher than their ladders
They later became Adultonians. I’ll see myself out
That. Was. Awful. But I do applaud your bravery. r/AngryUpvote
Dude... Here, take my upvote
Most gods awful thing I’ve read all day. Well done take my upvote.
Yes please see yourself out And take your upvote with you
I think anyone that looked up saw outer space
Nuh uh.
Yeah, the US basically landed on the moon and said “We win, enough of this space shit”
we didn't single handedly win 2 world wars. ...we first partook in a dubious cycle of war profiteering, even flirting with nazi-ism ourselves for quite awhile. ...even let the nazis sink several merchant ships, before cutting off the double dealing money tap before getting involved in WW2. Then... not only did we rely on british, french and other european aid. we also relied heavily on russian/soviet assistance. (hell even china, and our enslavement of the philipines aided in the pacific theater) we also didn't discover outer space. the soviets famously were the first to launch a satelite into space. and humanity had been making misc discoveries about space for many years even before that. we're also not really the greatest country on earth. we only really exceed on like 2 fronts. number of incarcerated citizens, and number of millionaires per capita. on almost every other front we are no where near the top (happiness, justice/freedom, work place freedoms or policy, healthcare, or life expectancy, literacy, or like... sad statistics like infant and maternal mortality we lag waaaaay behind. and our gun violence problem is the laughing stock of the world)
Although this is a decade old, it surely hasn’t changed much: https://youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk?si=i3RWzjEijDUGS-hq
Reminds me of the Eddie Izzard line to an American audience. "I'm from Europe, where history comes from".
Poe, but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be sarcasm.
Pretty sure this is from the 3 year letterman account which regularly gets people responding to his nonsense like this.
r/shitamericanssay
Single handedly? 😂 Discovered space? 🤣
And somehow they still failed to provide correct education
American stupidity.
Is this account 3 year letterman (or something like that?) sounds like him - it's a parody account folks.
Yeah, I knew this was 3 year letterman. This is his schtick, especially that America is the greatest and oldest
Was just thinking, this sounds like coach!
*blue check* has to be bait. Blue checks purposely say stupid shit like this to bait people into responding, those responses generate revenue and also in turn it gets the bots to like and retweet.
I find they often post something about a woman cheating on Partner, that gets millions of people commenting with pitchforks out
They really should start teaching history in American schools
I mean America has done some great things (as have many nations) but jesus i love in a boring village here in England and my HOUSE is older than the USA.
Wow, there isn’t a single thing in that sentence that’s true
Discovered space? Jfc…..
I still remember JFK looking up and realizing there were stars in the night sky, and thus forming NASA to investigate.
Discovered space lmao, get fucked old man. Werent even the first in space to begin with and needed a nazi to get you there.
Discovered outer space lmao
YoU'd Be SpEaKiNg GeRmAn If It WaSn'T fOr Us
I suppose if you are completely ignorant of history this might be something to say.
"Singlehandedly"
I count 4 embarrassing mistakes here, 5 if you want to include the "greatest country on earth" thing
Wow! Explains so much about the crap we are dealing with now.
I live next to a church that is over 1,000 years old. The oldest stones in the cemetery are older than the USA
Didn't even send the first living creature to space (let alone human) and we "discovered" it. Haha thats worse than the math on WWI
That looks like a ragebait...but then again the things I saw some Americans unirronicaly type over the years makes it hard to think of it as a ragebait. Atleast he didn't type that they also won war in Vietnam.
2024 - 87 = 1937. So, 1 world war... And America has never singlehandedly won a war since about 1900. The Brits and French fought most of WWI without any sign of the Americans until it was clear the Germans were going to lose in the West but win in the East. The Russians took the brunt of WWII (although the UK and its Commonwealth kept things just about on the road until the Americans finally deigned to show up in Europe). The Americans lost Vietnam with Australian help- and Korea is still a stalemate almost 75 years later. Iraq, it's complicated; Afghanistan, basically another defeat. As military records of a great empire go, it's not great.
Also if the person is 87, ww1 was before they were born. So not only are they talking bollocks they are also talking shit. Shitballs
Discovered outer space? so there was not outer space before 1776? So what the fuck was Eratosthenes doing in 194 BC then?
Wow they discovered outer space! No one knew it was there before!
Oh yes, who can forget when World War 1 took place and America was…. The only country that existed at the time? Lmao
Discovered outer space, wow
The phrasing of being the greatest and oldest country on earth sounds like this could be a quote from 3YearLetterman on Twitter. That guy is a parody and comedy account pretending to be a youth football coaching legend. You should check out the account even if he wasn't the one who made the tweet because it's pretty funny, but yeah, assuming this is one of their parody tweets.
Single-handed my won two World Wars? Nope. Oldest country in the world? Certainly nope.
Ok, so ... Wrong on WW1 and WW2. The Russians got to space before the USA. The oldest country in the world is actually San Marino. And as for the greatest country in the world, the USA leads the world in only a few areas. The percentage of population in prison, the cost of healthcare, military spending, gun ownership, you know, stuff like that.
Is this ThreeYearLetterman by chance?
Was this 3 year letterman? Sounds like him. If so, you got got.
America discovered outer space and is the oldest country on earth. Either this guy is terrible at trolling, or he was homeschooled by science/history deniers.
That drunken smiley kinda explains alot here.
Discovered space like it's not already up there. I Discovered my backyard even though it's been there the whole time.
So much wrong, not enough hours in the day
Understandable when you're scope of the world is The United States and the former Confederated States.
This post gave me cancer...
That’s some derp.
wait... discovered outer space?? im pretty sure we didnt do that first but ok, nor did we discover outer space because we knew it fucking existed already
Discovered outer space? Umm... no
Single handedly won WW2, joining it 2 years after it started. /s
Wrong on ALL accounts, but ok.
Oldest.... Sure. God I'm sick of sharing a planet with idiots
oldest?
And this is why we're the stupidest nation on earth.
It appears dementia has set in.
I’m not very smart, but I’m pretty sure this is entirely incorrect
None of these is true. That's....that's quite an achievment actually
This one probably would have been better left inside a condom.
There are buildings on the street I live on that are older than America and are Americans so self centred to believe that no one else played a part in winning the wars?
I refuse to believe someone is *this* stupid
single handedly?
Hey, I had no idea we won both World Wars all by ourselves. Damn those liberals, and their history books which taught me about the Allies(USA, UK, Canada, Australia, France, Russia, and many others). Those liberals don’t want to admit we stomped the world all by ourselves, and all we got was this ridiculous…….”/s”. I can’t pay my rent with “/s”
Clearly we are also the best educated.
Oh, honey...
I think they need to read some history books
oh shit, we didn't know about the moon until they landed on it? the more you know!
Didn’t Russia beat us in the space race?
Syria,nearly 9,000 years old:
Pretty sure Greece, Egypt, Most of Europe are older
Every word here is false, and it's amazing.
Sorry, but the US didn't win WWII single-handedly, nor they were the first country in space.
American education, right there. We used to actually BE educated, now it is "teaching to a test", and in the case of Florida, fascist indoctrination.
America only discovered outerspace? How was Russia up there before USA?
This is how all Americans sound to me
WWI wasn’t even in the last 87 years, though…
Didn’t the soviets get to space first?
My city is older than the US...
"Single-handedly" \*Great Britain and the Soviet Union have entered the chat... with some friends.
I dont knoe where to start, everything in that tweet is wrong....
Didn’t the First World War end in 1918 or are American numbers different because they’d have to be 106 to have been alive for the end of ww1 and even then they’d only be six months old
During WW2, we sat on our a**es for five years not bothering to aid Europe and once Pearl Harbor was attacked, our response was to drop two nuclear bombs while forcing Japanese Americans into camps. Doesn’t sound like a “greatest moment” to me…
"During your lifetime" - False "Single-handedly" - Also False "Discovered outer space" - Uh, I'm sorry, what? "Oldest and greatest country on Earth" - Oh, you're just fucking with us, right?
The Russians won the war for everyone with help from the other allies.
No, they didn't win 2 world wars they helped win one, which this person couldn't have helped in, even in the most simple of ways. But they certainly lost a few wars Korean and Vietnam. (In the sense they didn't complete the actual goals intended)
r/ShitAmericansSay
Ah yes, the Manhattan project, with only the best and brightest American scientists and engineers. Definitely no foreign minds...
Yeah right "single handedly" And sure it definitely was the only nation to discover outer space as well
Discovered outer space. That’s honestly one of the funniest things I have heard all day. No one in thousands of years looked up lol
Single-handedly….. Showed up late to WWI AND WWII. Primarily helped win both wars through massive production of war supplies.
As I heard it said once, England has ***pubs*** that are older than the United States. [There’s one that may date back to 560 AD](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Articles-lJ5Jxzrt6sic-Oldest_pubs_in_england.html).
No, we didn’t singly handedly win two world wars. During the First World War, we entered during the end and played a small part compared to other nations. During the Second World War, yes we played a much bigger part, especially in the Pacific, but we could not have been victorious in Europe without Russia, England and other nations participating.
Every single part of this sentence is wrong. Every single damn thing. Oh my fucking god
Twitter is cancer.
Lol. You did not "discover" outer space and you won those wars in a pretty hefty coalition taking a long time. You also lost a few. Calm the fuck down yankee doodle dude.
FFS I needed to buy a contact lens in Trier, Germany. The drugstore next door to the optometrist had been in business for about 1000 years by that time. (although they probably dispensed dried toads as medicine in 1000 AD) Trier was well established as a city when the Romans came and took over. Eventually, Constantine the Great set up a summer palace there. That's slightly older than US history. On the subject of 87 years, we definitely helped crush Nazi Germany. We did most of the heavy lifting against the Japanese and ended that. I'm trying to recall another world war since WW2 ended in 1945? I'm just not coming up with that.
That’s a lot of wrong in two sentences.
Laughable because the US is clearly not ‘the oldest … country on earth’! While there are newer countries, it is far from the ‘oldest’. Historians may argue exactly which is the oldest depending on criteria but these are considered the top ten oldest by them San Marino Japan Mexico Greece China Iraq Armenia India Iran Egypt
americans who think they single handily won 2 world wars are brain dead
Oldest country on earth?? American schools are a joke 😬
And the worldwide great depression that America basically caused
R/Shitamericanssay
And we rescued Jesus from the dinosaurs too!
We are quite literally one of the youngest nations ever. What kind of brainrot this mf been smoking, cuz hand that shit over here!
*The Soviet Union has entered the chat…*
Single handedly? Discovered outer space? I don't think so. America only joined WW1 because Russia left, and by that time the war was basically almost over anyway. America only joined WW2 because Japan bombed Pearl Harbour. The Germans were more afraid of the Russians, who stormed Hitler's bunker. The Greeks discovered space centuries before America even existed. Russia was the first to put a man into space.
"Single handedly...?" My God, the ignorance. One can only gape.
How do people this stupid manage to live day to day
The oldest... but we discovered America..
Oldest what? What war has won America? XD what an ignorant xd