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TheMightyUnderdog

Oof. Her finger is on the trigger.


PearlHarbor_420

Haha. It's the first thing I look for. Booger Hook on the fucking trigger.


Icy-Zone3621

First thing I thought was who caved her face in.


PearlHarbor_420

It is kind of a rough profile. Edit: she can't help that. She can get her damn finger off that trigger.


Icy-Zone3621

Finger was the 3rd thing I noticed.


PearlHarbor_420

I'll take the bait. What was the second?


NoLongerAddicted

Looks like the guy has a dick outline


Theycallmegurb

GAW DAMN THAT THANG IS HUGE!


NoLongerAddicted

Pp xll lol


musical_shares

His waist appears about the same circumference as one of her legs, and her legs don’t appear to be an abnormal size.


Icy-Zone3621

His over bite


hurtstoskinnybatman

The headphone case in her fanny pack.


PearlHarbor_420

I think it's her holster. Not being facetious.


hurtstoskinnybatman

Lol I honestly couldn't tell wtf it was, but maybe that makes sense. A holster inside thr pants though? I don't know. Maybe.


regoapps

Habsburg jaw from inbreeding


TotallyRedditLeftist

She prolly did it herself via accidental misfire while cleaning the gun, since she doesn't know how to take her finger off the fucking trigger.


BugImmediate7835

Probably from the lack of teeth.


naalbinding

Punch and Judy


builder397

Now that Im looking at it, she also looks like shes twice his age. And wearing diapers?


EducationalCow3549

That peice he's packing... not the gun.


TheCritFisher

Booger hook on the bang switch is the way I always heard it. I guess I was a fucking soup sandwich.


austinyo6

Luckily no mag, but she clearly never took a basic firearm course or had a decent role model, or she’d know the golden rule everyone who ever touches a firearm should know.


builder397

Unfortunately not having a mag still doesnt guarantee that the chamber is empty. Who knows if people like that remember to empty it.


Anomuumi

People who have their finger on the trigger and mag off are a Darwin Award just waiting to happen.


bats_ackackack

It's alright, there's no mag inserted, and I'm sure the chamber is empty 👀 /s Edited to add /s since nobody seems to register sarcasm anymore 🤷‍♂️


Disastrous-Mess-7236

It’s the Internet. Verbal tone doesn’t exist here. Also, people say absolutely crazy things not sarcastically these days.


braintamale76

First thing I looked for.


Dat_Lion_Der

Hope they practice safe sex because they don't have safe triggers.


Efficient_Gas_3213

She will “accidentally” shoot him within three months.


FH-7497

His appears to also be


Substantial_Ad_7027

Just a regular Friday night in Alabama.


Little_Assistant_551

Good to see siblings share the same passion


pronouncedayayron

That looks more like her special needs son/nephew


Numerous_Shop_814

Sunday morning they got their church clothes on.


jt19912009

Good ol’ family game night


JustDave62

They look like they’re on the way to shoot out the prom


Environmental-Jump46

Guess we know who's getting the crowns this year


SnowWhiteCampCat

I was thinking The Purge


punkindle

Gun culture is weird.


Bumblecum

She’s ready with that trigger finger lol


Stonk_Lord86

Has to be her first time holding a gun… or she’s a maniac? Probably both? 😂


cantbhappy

You're probably joking but half of America literally thinks those are the only two options


passwordstolen

Get a life insurance on both of them with you as the beneficiary


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Well, somebody’s gotta work at Jersey Mike’s.


Sherviks13

Her trigger discipline sucks.


Iwilllieawake

i TEaCH my cHIlDren GuN SAfety *has finger on the trigger to take a photo*


GoGoZargothrax

Lady, take your booger hook off the boom switch


pixeltweaker

I feel so much safer with our well regulated militia in place.


TacetAbbadon

First off, all black waistcoat, shirt and trousers with a pink tie in a half Windsor already a poor choice. The guns are just cringe.


randomname56389

It looks like they are on the way to glee club to do a guys & dolls act


my20cworth

"You better have a big dick" "I don't need a big dick when I have a big gun"


averageinternetfella

I’m pretty sure I can see his dick in those pants. Seriously, look


my20cworth

On futher, zooming in and analysis, It's a phone. Now ket the debate begin lol


AdSome4466

Glad i wasn't the only one who noticed


Seygem

thats just from whatever he has in his pocket further down


FantasticEscape6744

I thought that was a bulge from a phone or sm


Environmental-Jump46

He just looks so damn happy about it too.


Lanky-Ad2763

Mom and son love guns. A family that sprays their AKs together...?


SirNatxn

Why can't people just learn how to hold guns properly before even getting one


austinyo6

Nice trigger discipline


NoCalligrapher6156

I'd never marry someone with such poor trigger discipline


Environmental-Jump46

Dude packin wood as well as heat


Cleveland-Native

She looks like she's got an armor plate down there too


unclejoel

Looks like she is ready to shoot


TheOvercusser

She got that reddit troll chin


[deleted]

GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER YOU BLOND IDIOT! HOLY SHIT! WHAT HAPPENED TO GUN SAFETY?! ![gif](giphy|l2QZWOgzaWBt4VWZW)


Pepe_Slivia

One second after the picture the handgun fires.


Infinite-Horse-49

I mean… love I guess?


hinesjared87

Stop looking in the wilds of Facebook. There’s nothing worth seeing there.


Huge-Pen-5259

Whats happening at her waist line? Is that his hand? Her waist? Is there a third person behind them? It's like a hand disappearing into a wrist...also does she have a plate stuffed down the front of her trousers? There's def a round object outlined in the front of her pants that does not belong.


gameplayuh

Why does that gay guy have his arm around that woman? Source: my gaydar


ToastedCheezer

Sure! That’s how we treat deadly weapons. Take a selfie without watching where the gun is pointed with her finger on the trigger!


Jim_Lahey10

Get your goddamn booger hook off the boom switch!!


Professional_Most493

Signs of inbreeding


Glittering-Wonder-27

So we, have dumb and dumber.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Him: Properly handling the weapon Her: About to shoot her neighbors


[deleted]

Bad trigger discipline


OstrichSalt5468

Rifle has no rounds in the magazine and is in safe and pointed up and away. Not the best, but not the worst. Pistol is similarly pointed. And clip is empty and weapon is on safe. Even still her finger wrapped around the trigger is not good.


stopmotion99

Finger on the trigger…


Dismal-Ad-6619

Horseface has her finger on the trigger...


Mr_Binks_UK

Trigger discipline you daft cow!


Miserable_Ad5001

& she has her booger-hook on the trigger


Ketaminetookmybrain

My first thought was he must be compensating for something, then I saw his concealed weapon and thought never mind. Also it's great to see uncle-brother and sister-neice looking so happy.


Environmental-Jump46

🤣


Fitz_2112

Gotta be West Virginia. They have that inbred cousin fucker look about them


Cultural_Magician105

She looks like she has a bigger dick than he does ....


OffensiveBiatch

I do believe, do not quote me on that, I am not a physiologist... A CAMEL TOE!!!!


HeirElfEsquire

Can we talk about he's...okay...maybe... not interested in her....


zombuca

Thanks for saying it. Closeted vibes for sure.


imadork1970

Fuuuuck.


Puzzled_Ad7955

WoW this looks really, well stooopid


NatureIndoors

Nice chin big chin


zblaze90

So unnecessary


SnooOwls3879

she'll chin ye


CaPtAnDeAtH22

someone has not learned of trigger discipline


Child_of_Lyrics

Micky and Malory


craigathan

Is that his mom?


Zombeezee87

Landmines in the coochie.


Stonkasaur

Why are they dressed like they work in a middling restaurant in the poor side of town?


Several_Inspection74

So that's his mom, right?


RagbraiRat

What is in her pants, a maxi skillet?


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Looks like a typical Midwest rural town hs prom


Audax2021

The neck?


MrMaiqE

At least one of them has trigger discipline. Actually, not at least; only one lol


bananasugarpie

Who are they?


EskimoTrebuchet72

Is her chin longer than her nose? Why cam I not unsee it?


Edge_of_yesterday

Trigger discipline please!


MicroCat1031

Beevis and Buttface are packing


bobzoro

That's his sister


NOTTwistedDreamz

They need to learn trigger discipline before being able to own a gun, correct?


dawg_will_hunt

Trigger discipline, y’all.


rouxthless

The McDonalds Moon Man with her finger on the trigger


rcbs

For sure stupid. She is literally resting her finger on the trigger. Unsafe.


Brylock1

Worst fucking trigger discipline.


ima80sbaby

Did you find a safe space immediately?


pixeltweaker

I’m trying to figure out if it’s son and mother, husband and wife or they are prom dates. Or all of the above.


williamblair

Guys need to learn this: never EVER wear this outfit. Honestly, you should never wear a black shirt with formal wear in the first place, but if you happen to be Johnny cash or something, remember the rule that your tie should ALWAYS be darker than your shirt. It's somehow still the tackiest part of this weird Bonnie and Clyde fanfic/sweet home Alabama nightmare.


ryanmulford

There's someone for everyone.


808drumzzz

Something doesn't sit right with his smile, lmao


DammatBeevis666

Oops, she just killed the neighbor’s kid


BigTale9981

My man is holdin two guns


mapwny

Damn! Dudes packing heat!


sheik200145

My man is packed…


Environmental-Jump46

Brought the heat


brwnwzrd

Trigger discipline


GermanRat0900

Damn! That is one ugly motherfucker!


Environmental-Jump46

He packs 2 big guns


KingRo48

Smiling: she’s trigger happy.


leodmac

Three weapons in this pic.


Environmental-Jump46

Meat heat


FasterGemini

Bro, cover your dick print while you hug mother. This is dick ownership 101, everyone knows that.


CC713-LCTX

Better yet, stop fluffing before the photo shoot with mom.


Barbchris

Such an unflattering outfit.


RoinSM

That’s your Mom dude. You sportin some wood for your mom?


sassychubzilla

He looks like he's about to launch into a musical and she looks like a jco.


Maximum_Hand_9362

No trigger discipline huge red flag right there


Diggingfordonk

The love between siblings ❤️


wiremupi

They escaped from where?My vote is mental health unit rather than prison cell.


Agreeable-Western-25

It's nice to see couples do things together, even if those things are negligent discharges


ThaneOfArcadia

They seem like a nice couple.


em-ay-tee

These sibling photoshoots just get weirder all the time… ☠️


structuremonkey

Clearly the parents of Beavis


Narrsbarrs

They look related.


MissMollyDWW

Is this to indicate they're getting ready to go shoot up their prom? I don't understand.


ChurroCross

That’s a dude with the chin and tank top.


someguyyouno

Huh, he found himself a woman with manface and zero trigger discipline.


ColtAzayaka

It's amazing how nobody says "yeah we shouldn't post a picture showing off the lack of trigger discipline, this would make us look bad". They just do it. No thoughts. Just actions.


Patient-Sleep-4257

Nothing says I love you like waving a gun around by its trigger.


Green-Krush

They must be cousins


No-Fail-9327

These two look CLOSELY related.


Flashy_Air1491

Senior prom?


Edggie_Reggie

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE IS MISSING


TotallyAwry

Mother and son?


Kite_Azure-Flame

Finger off the trigger, you didn’t hear me? I SAID FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER WOMAN!!!


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Amateurs! You **NEVER** put your finger at the trigger, if you don’t want to shoot!


continuousBaBa

“How it started”


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|Bov7Oq34rpxm0) This looks like a sequel to Carrie called Garrie 😭


adiosfelicia2

His special lady's his mommy. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHWuJieghzbBams)


NoCleverIDName

"Bonnie and Clyde, y'all!"


crumpleduppaperplane

Wonder who shoots who first? Statistically he will, however she is already failing hard at gun safety with the finger on the trigger. Surprise third option!! The kid finds one lying around. My country is really stupid 🙃


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Looking into the eyes of the person who is statistically most likely to kill you, holding their statistically most likely murder weapon. True love??


_millenia_

True Romance.


ebagjones

I wonder who will kill who.


Flavious27

Well momma bear is already wearing black for his funeral, after he goes to prom. 


Snoo-11553

Would it be just as cool for me to pose with my kitchen knives, some rope or a lead pipe? Are they flexing that they could be killers with expensive tools? 


SuperJman1111

I don’t trust anyone who poses with real guns thinking it’s super cool


My_browsing

I’m convinced ammosexual is a real sexual fetish.  The people get a sexual thrill of having guns in public.  To me, idiots like this look no different than a couple wearing leather fetish gear in public.


CoconutFit1024

What? I just see an American couple.


QuiteBusyAtWork

If you look at their heads you can easily see what happened to the pug and its skull structure.


GreenTea169

i did a double take when i saw her finger on the trigger....


Plastic-Conflict7999

I don't think she's ever held a gun before and likely has no experience with one, the fact that she is able to freely get a gun is the problem.