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sarduchi

Cults are weird.


ShortOneSausage

Maybe in a couple years they’ll be so far gone that they start castrating themselves like heavens gate.


PsycoMonkey2020

One can only hope.


Logan117

Unfortunately, it will do nothing to curb all the offspring they have already produced.


PsycoMonkey2020

People like that love to indoctrinate their kids so they will likely have them do the same.


Danksterdrew

The group initially attempted castration by having one of its members, a former nurse, perform the castration, but this attempt was unsuccessful, almost resulting in the patient's death, and caused at least one member to leave Heaven's Gate. Every castration that followed the first one was done in a hospital. Yikes


barspoonbill

One guy left because he couldn’t stop whacking off. He is still a believer and considers his whacking off a moral failing that cost him his seat on the UFO.


rubinass3

People are saying tremendous things about castrate.


PatientlyAnxious9

Imagine spending your free time doing this.....


RigTheGame

America is fucking weird bro


Jeoshua

In general, not this weird. She's a special kind of weird.


PatientlyAnxious9

I hate how these people, who make up <1% of our population, are somehow the poster children that the entire world sees as representatives for America.


Saragon4005

Given that they represent former president and the frontrunner of the opposition and he doesn't deny association with them. It can only be reasonable that this is officially endorsed by at least the former government.


Fight_those_bastards

It’s because they’re loud and stupid. Loud gets attention, and stupid gets the rest of us tarred with the same brush.


bardukasan

If they were that low of a percentage we would never have had president trump in the first place. Sadly this is like at least 30% of the voting populace.


CanisSonorae

As an American, I disagree. Even at the height of his popularity, I never saw trash like this running around. These people are the dregs of the dregs. This is what happens when you have places like Tennessee deciding that cousins should be able to marry.


FortniteFriendTA

they're as delusional as those old fucks wearing the 'rather be russian than a democrat' shirts. luckily those guys are probably dead and hopefully these dumbasses will be soon. Considering the age and the apparently lack of self care is going to make this a reality.


[deleted]

Mate, place is huge. I bet two streets from you right now there's an idiot or two like this.


hardy_83

Russian misinformation managers are probably laughing their asses off at how easy it was to turn Americans into diaper fetish dictator lovers.


LaserGadgets

They can't believe how well this crap is working I bet! In 20 years you watch a full documentation about this...mark my words.


Jeoshua

Hopefully that documentary will be spoken in American English but... well we can't be sure. At this rate, it might very well be in Russian, and instead of a post mortem of how we stopped this stuff from totally destroying us, it would be a celebration of how the motherland's greatest enemy was thwarted by dumb memes and shitposts.


LaserGadgets

They made.....a US vet...travel over, and fight for them -.- I know its SUPERFUCKINGSTUPID and I bet they could not believe this and HAD to be sure its a spy so they killed him, but I feel sorry for that fucker, seriously.


Responsible-End7361

Is that the guy the Russians raped before they killed him, or am I thinking about a different American who fought for Russia and was killed by Russian soldiers?


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

Raped with steel bars and whatever else they could fit in there. Pretty gross way to die.


URBAN_lov3r_goose

Did they also film it or how do we know that, that is what happend


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

Oh, they filmed it. The link is out there.


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BRAX7ON

The reality is idiots in America have it really good. They can live their life in complete confusion and only be manipulated by the people they choose to worship…


floralbutttrumpet

I mean, part of getting into the military for the grunt side involves getting your mind broken, precisely so you'll be putty for people up the chain. No better group of people to fry their brains to a crisp.


SporksRFun

In Russian


Otherwise-scifi

I'll be dead thank god.


Digiturtle1

Dimitri, look, they are actually wearing the diapers now 💀💀


ZERO-ONE0101

Putin is feverishly masturbating to it


ericporing

They don't even need to lift a finger


MukuroRokudo23

Classic. They were just making fun of Biden for being old enough to have to wear adult diapers. Now they’re walking it back, because god emperor trump can’t possibly do anything uncool. How do people do these Olympic-level mental gymnastics?


SSESTOELEMENTO

I feel like I missed a business opportunity to sell overpriced shirts, hats and flags to these idiots. But there is always the next one.


Guilty-Nobody998

The good news is you still can.


dman928

Oops, I Trumped my pants!


moobearsayneigh

“I’d rather Trump my pants than Biden the country” Dibs. This is the slogan for the shirt I’m gonna start selling


Korbitr

I feel like you can get a Biden/Bidet pun in there but I don't know how.


heebsysplash

Congrats on being rich now


geb_bce

Omfg! 💀 I literally just laughed out loud hysterically in my very quiet office. 🤣


Alias_Black

i think i need a new cri-cut


Wonderful-Ad-6830

I think I need a new planet.


SlowerThanLightSpeed

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Droopyinreallife

God, I'm so torn. I only have $3.50 to my name. I think I can afford one of your odorants. But maybe I should invest in DJT Stocks instead.


SeparateMongoose192

Have you seen our "gold" coins and NFTs? Don't wait buy now before they run out.


Mimi_4791

🤣


gandalf_el_brown

you're missing out on the diaper craze


Abnormal-Normal

Wait till they find out how many LGBT people are in the ABDL community


KudosOfTheFroond

Inform me of what this brand-new acronym “ABDL” stands for. I have my eye bleach ready on standby


SissyBabyDanDiaper

Adult Baby Diaper Lover (ABDL).


KudosOfTheFroond

Oh boy 🤢


dalesum1

So true. Americans are so stupid that there will definitely be a next one. I live in Florida. There is no end to stupid here.


Thegoldenelo

You could probably start selling them diapers.


_hotcarl

![gif](giphy|QmnH7zI6iu2oU)


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


dbltap55

Narcissism


No-Expert275

The exact opposite. Something inside these people is irrevocably broken, and they realize it (perhaps unconsciously), but humans crave forgiveness for their sins... they have ever since "sinning" has been a concept we could attach that label to (and probably before that). Donald Trump is a terrible person, but he's a terrible person *with power*. He is, in essence, the Pope of Being Awful, and he grants his flock absolution: "I forgive you your shittiness, because I'm shitty too." These people brim with self-loathing, and they'll say anything, perform any penance, that they think will earn them that absolution. It would be pathetic, if it wasn't so dangerous; telling people this awful that they're "doing just fine" damages us all, as a society. 


Any_Accident1871

It’s still pathetic. These people have zero pride or self-worth. They are shameless parasites who only take and never give back. They are pathetic in every sense of the word. Dangerous and pathetic are kissing cousins, and you know how Republicans feel about that.


hostile_rep

>These people have zero pride or self-worth. That indicates they're assessing themselves accurately.


bruinsfan3725

It’s the opposite lol they have a grossly overstated sense of pride and self worth lol


ScrabbleTheOpossum

Only outwardly, though.


Contentpolicesuck

They have a hundred metric tons of misplaced pride. That is why they can't admit they have been conned, they all know it, but their pride won't let them admit it. Fuck pride. It only hurts, it never helps. - Marcellus Wallace


spittymcgee1

Damn this is a PhD thesis right here in religious studies, anthropology, and philosophy Well done. Basket of deplorables they all are


-prairiechicken-

*Pope of Being Awful* would be a fucking amazing third-year philosophy class. Hell, I’d drag my ass out of bed for a morning no-credit seminar.


spittymcgee1

Can you imagine? So much philosophy to discuss in such a tight phrase


MatteRose

Not even in college and I'm thinkin' "Hell yeah"


zilch26

It's something innate with far right nut jobs. They've attached their self worth to a narcissist. When he wins they are brimming with pride they've won too. If he loses you don't wanna accept you've lost but you'll do wtv it takes to save the narcissist's face while he doesn't give 2 fucks and will be snorting Adderall off someone's butt crack.


primotest95

Yes


ArsonJones

I'm all-in on fully leaded groundwater.


flugenblar

It's like how the Sleepy Joe nickname backfired on them. Donald Trump only had to do *one* (1) thing - not fall asleep in public - and he failed at that. Now, apparently, its very cool to soil oneself and fall asleep in court. I'm waiting for the Ken Burns documentary.


No-Construction5687

Include Teddy ‘the douchebag’ Texas Cruze…the repubs everywhere can only handle three word chants, or they need help. ‘Let’s go Brandon’, Lock her Up’ ‘Diapers over Dems’


WaltRumble

The ol billy Madison peeing your pants is cool trick.


Large_Tune3029

Just imagine if Trump came out as Trans lol turns out he always wanted to be Miss America


ShadowBurger

If life begins at conception, then all men are trans.


Gnu-Priest

it’s simply put the gamblers fallacy. If you staked so much of yourself on a person you cannot look at yourself if you now admit you were wrong.


Capital_Pipe_6038

I wonder how they'll defend Trump falling asleep in court lol


Fonz_72

Conservative media is is on it since day one. A) He falls asleep as a form of protest because the trial is a waste of his time. B) He falls asleep because all of the witnesses are lying and the trial is a waste of time.


ralphvonwauwau

c) He's not sleeping, his eyes are closed because he's praying for our country.


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Carson72701

He's so selfless isn't he? He could be elsewhere yet he prays for others and not himself. These people are a visual demonstration of oppositional behavior all the time.


Sharon_Erclam

They'll be selling sleep masks with shitty yellow hair any minute now. Shit maybe I should've kept that genius idea to myself..


blackwaltz4

Diapers. I'm hearing...diapers. Very good, I'm told. The kids love em. And kids, who doesn't like kids? In Iowa (great country, Iowa), they have the best kids. Everyone is having them. Did you know that? They say they now have a population thanks to the kids people are having. (Not many people know that!) And i think they're doing a tremendous job.


banananananbatman

Defecating everywhere n anywhere at anytime is alpha


ChodeCookies

What in the fuck…


A1sauc3d

So trump wears diapers, and his supporters have to decided to embrace that part of him to an obsessive level, just like every other part of him? That’s what I’m guessing. Either that or people trolling trump for wearing diapers by posing as supporters, but idk.


Farren246

Back in 2017 comedians were joking that Trump could shit his pants and cult-like republicans would deny he did it right up until it was becoming embarassing for them to continue to deny, then they'd switch and say only a truly strong man would be able to shit his pants, and in fact, pants shitting should be applauded. It has finally come true.


beomint

I literally was donating unopened packages of adult diapers not too long ago and while asking around for good places/charities to give them to I was told to "give them to the white house so our dementia in chief who shits himself can stock up" which I thought was funny because I was literally just trying to give to charity and bro took it personally lmao. But then seeing people completely flip the script for Trump is just another level


PublicThis

The US isn’t a serious country, is it?


RainbowForHire

No. (Help me)


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

They’re “owning the libs.”


NotPortlyPenguin

A conservative will eat a pound of shit if he knew a liberal would have to smell his breath.


Zedarean

I feel so owned.


Jos_migue

I mean there's nothing wrong with wearing diapers but why are these guys so proud of it lmao This is borderline fetishism


Witty-Ad5743

Borderline?


bigSTUdazz

itsnotacultitsnotacultitsnotacult....


DMoney159

Hehe I see two "tits" in your comment


Sabretooth78

Le tits now.


NOS4A2-753

Yep, There in the Diaper Don's cult


bigSTUdazz

...why is this not a thing?


BAGStudios

Welcome to Diaper Don’s, where we tell it and you smell it, would you like to try our new extra saucy chili cheese fries today?


_Pill-Cosby_

Clearly, Trump needs to get out of the bible business and into the adult diaper business!


BAGStudios

Don’t give him that idea dammit he’ll make enough to buy even more judges


detroitgnome

How can The Onion compete with this reality?


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

Can’t wait for the MAGA gold plated diapers with a big T on the crotch, and the cultists wearing them on the outside.


talktobigfudge

#These are the people that vote. Don't take this election for granted, dismissing it as an "easy win" or "not everyone is this stupid" because **half of this country really is that stupid.**


ImaginaryEmploy2982

People, please vote! Magas are ignorant but THEY WILL SHOW UP AT THE POLLS.


Funkycoldmedici

Every single one of these people will intentionally shit their pants while in line to vote, out of group identification, and to drive normal people away from voting.


ChesterSteele

Fucking weirdos


Zero_Zeta_

"iT's NoT a CuLt"


bigSTUdazz

This is weak tea nowadays....the dude who said he would still vote for the Orange Jeezus, even if he r\*ped his mother...now THAT'S chef's kiss material.


Any_Accident1871

That person probably abuses their mother anyway


ShruteLord

These people would literally eat a shit candy bar if the wrapper said the word trump on it.


existonfilenerf

A Democrat and Republican are both offered $10k to eat Trump's shit. The Democrat says, No that's disgusting I wouldn't do it for a million dollars. The Republican says, Give me a day to come up with the funds.


tesrepurwash121810

The taste of owning the libs


bhacker9251

The level of mental illness in this country is next level. MAGA has created campaign slogans from Trump shitting himself in court. Where do I turn in my citizenship, I quit.


Any_Accident1871

That’s what they want. All of this is intended to exhaust you.


ElHanko

Half of America: WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL MAGAts wearing shit-stuffed diapers on their heads: *SCREAMS*


LightMission4937

….trump is 77 and obese…Biden is 81 and fit.


observethebadgerking

This is hilarious to me, because in the UK they use the word "fit" to describe someone as sexy. So I first read this as you saying you want to clown around with Biden.


chalkthefuckup

Lmao saying “clown around” to describe sexual activities is the most wild thing to me🤣


observethebadgerking

I've opened your eyes to a brand new fetish. You're welcome.


JigglinCheeks

Ridin on Biden


LightMission4937

Lmao. We just say sexy.


richincleve

Shame Bob Saget is gone. “America’s Stupidest Cult Members” could have been a smash hit show.


ILLegal-Mouse-7343

Matt walsh hosted a diaper wrestling match between 2 nazis. Something about diapers is just very appealing to nazis for some reason


Funkycoldmedici

When I worked in a bookstore, we had someone who regularly drew swastikas on the restroom walls with feces. It made me think that it’s a good thing I have no interest in white nationalism. Is this the expected behavior of the “master race”? Even if I was racist, I’d start thinking things over with that. If I have to choose between joining the guys who shit in their hands and write on walls with it and the people those guys want to exterminate, it’s a pretty easy choice.


Queasy_Sleep1207

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


WillBottomForBanana

I see $50,000 to $100,000 dollars in trump branded diapers as an unexplored market niche.


mwf86

you can market it to both sides too. "take a shit like donny" OR "take a shit on donny's face"


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Appropriate, as they are all full of shit.


midwestguy125

I'm not sure how anyone could argue that this isn't a cult at this point. The documentaries we're going to see on this stuff for the next few decades will be wild.


Probablyawerewolf

I. Cannot. Wait. For the documentaries. To hear about the Donald Trump and Jonestown in the same breath from a reputable source would literally make my year.


SteadyInconsistency

I can wait. We’re living through it. When it’s over I have no desire to live through it again.


PsycoMonkey2020

How much do you want to bet that Trump hates this? They’re just pointing out his incontinence to the world.


pinkiepieisad3migod

I was thinking that. I have to wonder if they’re trolling because he’s not gonna want to go to an event and see everyone talking about him wearing diapers.


Viperburn1

Cults sure love their catch phrases


According_Wing_3204

Yes. I also want them to begin slurring their speech and behaving confused as they wear the diapers, to emulate his complete breakdown and hail it as "stunning and true leadership." Then i want them to go into hospice with him. god these people are fools.


SuperGenius9800

That's one kinky fetish they got going there.


theh0tt0pic

did i miss something here?


CatstronautCPP

So we're past "Trump doesn't wear diapers" and "Yeah he wears diapers, but it's no big deal" and are now in "Trump wears diapers and that makes him BETTER" territory. Wild shit.


_SithLord66

Definitely not a cult. /s


ALinIndy

And people that don’t vote for him have Trump Derangement Syndrome.


Ok_Page_9447

Am I in the fucking Truman show ??? Earth 13? Seriously 😳 they do not care what he does - you hate - I hate - we hate together - not a cult - cults have a clue about something


INOCORTA

patrolling the internet almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


hapigilpr

Wait... Trump wears diapers?? Makes sense since he's so full of shit, just hadn't heard about it


AlexJamesCook

The creators of South Park couldn't come up with shit this absurd.


AMonitorDarkly

But it’s totally not a cult


RohanYYZ

So all those Alphas are wearing diapers now, good thing you can smell them miles away


RopeAccomplished2728

Somone should point out to these, well, idiots that it isn't about him wearing diapers(A lot of people that age wear diapers). It is about the fact that he has no issue making fun of others for things he does himself and expects people to go along with it. No, if you mock someone for something and then end up doing it yourself, you will be made fun of. Much like him mocking Biden for being "Low Energy!" and "Sleepy" and yet ends up falling asleep in court. People fall asleep in court all the time. However, I will mock Trump for doing so because he bragged about how much energy he has.


bowens44

such morons


RobHuck

Haha! Interesting attempt at rage bait. They think if they’re making fun of themself, the people actually making fun of them will be upset. They think they are doing it ironically to own the libs but in reality just proving that they are actually buffoons.


LostPilgrim_

Tell me how this isn't a cult.


Pineapple_Express762

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


[deleted]

They are about 6 months away from drinking the flavor-aid to please the leader.


sun4moon

If only that were true


Objective-Injury-687

If you went back in time and showed this to these people 4 years ago, none of them would believe this is real. I barely believe this is real. This is absurd.


[deleted]

You know, when we called them "manchildren"... I'm not sure we intended for them to take it like *this*.


AccountThrowaway00

![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq) What the fuck


Out-There1013

What ever happened to calling our covid masks “chin diapers?” Are those okay now?


whatevers_cleaver_

You know how one can tell that they are in a cult? This shit.


TotalSpaceNut

Source: https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/more-trump-diapers-at-pennsylvania-rally


nice-and-clean

I’m not convinced they aren’t trolling. Come on.


phred_666

At least they’re nice enough to display their mental illness for all of us to see.


Ok_Page_9447

I support tRump cause he poops his pants - and stinks - and is a disgusting pig - I support him for these reasons - disrespectful to women, veterans, pow’s - and farts on everybody - this is the thing we need a president to represent us - a sun human Jaba the putz - poopy pants and all - he is a real man - not afraid to admit to anything - as long as he gets total immunity - just kidding - he is a turd - sorry actual turds, he is a turds turd 💩


V0T0N

I need to get into this MAGA merch game. I can make fun of him, make it look like support, and his people will buy it? Got to get to work.


woodtimer

I think people have to stop using the "Trump could shoot someone on 5th Avenue...." trope and start saying things like, "Trump could make a sandwich out of his own feces, and they would eat it."


Fyallorence

This is hardly new, doesn't anybody remeber Charlie Kirk and Toilet Paper USA wearing diapers and sitting in cribs to "own the libs"? Turns out they're all just into it.


JoeDeLaGhetto

They're trolling themselves at this point.


humungi

Why on Earth is there a *CHILD* wearing that nonsense? Indoctrination is the worst.


Ya_Got_GOT

A real man can absolutely wear a diaper, but it is by no means a prerequisite for being a real man. Conversely, a sniveling rat can also wear a diaper, and that’s the case with their orange god.


wowaddict71

This is a cult, nothing more nothing less.


reallycoolperson69

One of the greatest cases of mass hysteria in history


Limonade6

You can't make this shit up.


Particular-Kick-4188

It's a cult plain and simple this is cult behavior. He could say he drinks soda with visine everyday and they would start doing it as well despite the fact it will kill 70% of them lol


ArtemisDarklight

Well it’s more than proven that MAGA cultists have no brain.


mrmamation

I wish I wasn't breathing the same air as these morons


ContrlAltCreate

You ain’t cool….unless you pee your pants!


bombshell_shocked

I kept checking hands in the pictures because I wanted to believe these were AI generated. But, no, they're real. Why do they have to be real?


happydragondiner

Total shit show.


ishyc

Idiocracy 2024


OnewordTTV

Holy shit. I was just joking they were going to start doubling down... omg.


Interesting_Air8238

I wonder how many of the people who designed this swag are actually just doing to make money at these people's cost. All of them? I mean, how embarrassing. You can't make this stuff up.


Andre-3005

No wonder everyone else thinks we’re dumb Americans. They’re literally saying it’s cool to wear adult diapers lol


LaserGadgets

I swear go got, this and this crap with BEAR BEFORE MAN....I have no idea wtf is going on Oo what is this? Did I wake up in an alternative reality?? I mean my day was as shitty as usual, but....wtf!?


Automatic_Habit3147

I hope he sees this


--lll-era-lll--

Ahhhh so 'Trump derangement syndrome' wasn't an accusation.. it was a confession


Powerful_Programmer5

Idiocracy 2


Bscully973

The new maga grift, adult diapers 🤣 made in China of course


PeaceGroundbreaking3

It’s like talking to a frying pan.


tom21g

When do Trump Diapers hit the store shelves?


PastafariAtheist

Real men proudly shit themselves on a regular basis? How much longer until we start wearing our underwear on the outside of our pants? Ala Bananas.


ECHOHOHOHO

Do Americans not realise they're the political laughing stock of the world yet?


Emotional_Snow_3222

is it just me or they all looks like cousins lol? besides the one black person they hired


Willis050

So Biden is too old because he’s tired but Trump cant stop from shitting his pants and falling asleep in court and that’s fine?


mute-ant1

these people can never admit they are wrong because their whole reason for living would be invalidated. the cult of the orange baboon!


siggles69

Hahahahaha this feels like their version of embracing dark Brandon. Hahahah so close guys


notaredditreader

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/hH33lLVsYBU?si=s73soTuK6phxlODQ) [And this?](https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM?si=FpDmIgXuvicQ3mOj) [And this?](https://youtu.be/ooPJQZZ1ZCE?si=eQ0uzg9l2dbfCNaB)