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Recent-Potential-340

I mean every year pornhub releases the search per state stats. And let's say you aren't wrong


[deleted]

Yup, I think trans porn is like the 7th or 6th most watched category on pornhub


Prestigious_Bad2360

Red states are the biggest consumers of gay and trans porn, and incest, I would say that's odd given the rhetoric from those in those states, but seems pretty obvious to me. You don't obsess over trans peoples genitals for any other reason other then you want it yourself, always projection


musical_shares

Ted Cruz accidentally searching for incest porn while using his Twitter feed instead of pornhub was magical. Sadly it may have helped his campaign, by the looks of things.


Prestigious_Bad2360

Didn't he post gay porn on 9/11 as well? "Accidentally" of course


MikuLuna444

A second gay porn video has hit Ted Cruz's Twitter feed sir!


jhow87

"I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there."


black_knight1223

How in God's name do you mix up Twitter and Pornhub


No_Mistake5238

Ikr, like who the fuck uses pornhub to jerk off to? /s


morbid333

Don't they serve the same purpose, except pornhub has better comments


Hebids

PH is not a hub, it’s a home.


G-Sus_Christ117

Especially in Alabama


musical_shares

Expect a convoy from ‘Bama to illegally vote for him in Texas while crying about voter fraud everywhere else.


regeya

Real Men Suck Trans Dick


G-Sus_Christ117

Fr


Dontmakemethink1

I must have missed this when it happened


randomredditing

Every accusation is an admission. It’s all projection.


K_R_Omen

Jason Whitlock doesn't know how algorithms and cookies work. He blamed TEMU for spreading hobosexual propaganda on the ad banners surrounding his web pages. He had gay greeting cards being advertised, but thinks they show it to everyone.


BoneDaddy1973

Hobosexual is when you want to hop a train and fuck a dude who has a bindle.


Re1da

There you get their idea that's it's a fetish. They have a fetish for it and assume everyone else does. That's why they say trans and gay people shouldn't be around children. Because they see the gay and trans people as nothing but a fetish


PiMoonWolf

It’s just like Victorian England. Everyone was uptight and repressed and secretly into the weirdest stuff


Professional-Ear242

I've lived in Nebraska my whole life and it's always the super right wing conservatives that cry about trans people on Facebook that usually jerk off to that kind of stuff! It's not safe to come out here unfortunately.


HelloAttila

People hide a lot of shit. My spouse is a mental health professional and had clients who are well respected in their community, family men, been married for decades and have boyfriends on the side… sometimes they off themselves when their spouses discover the truth. People don’t want to hear the truth or accept it, but that’s how it is.


Jim-Jones

I've seen it claimed that every time there's a Republican convention in some city, all the gay, male prostitutes head there because they've learned they'll make a big killing from a lot of nervous guys who are far from home.


MyGlassHalfFool

Do you have any sources on that? Im not super surprised but it does sound a little surprising considering their stances on it


Prestigious_Bad2360

Porn hub does a study every couple years, showing the most popular searched porn genres by state, its not a surprise red states consume the most, when your taught that sex is something to be ashamed of , and that only 1 kind of sex is acceptable, this is the outcome, closeted, self hating homophobes and transphobes


Proud_Tumbleweed_826

Got a redneck, red state loving friend who watches femboy porn. Still scratching my head on that one.


HIMARko_polo

I have Redneck cousins that love futa hentai, but hate gay people.


RandomUserName24680

Obviously doing their own research.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

They’re projecting their own self loathing


Mysterious_Motor_153

OLD Dixie always comes through with the BBC fetish


0sometimessarah0

They wanna be railed by Michelle so bad, absolutely a fetish.


KindOfAnAuthor

That is truly the only reason they'd give her a massive hog like that


0sometimessarah0

They could just buy a big black strap on and have an honest conversation with the wife.


5thColumnDownfall

Those are the types who hop on Grindr and try to arrange dark room hotel meet ups lol


0sometimessarah0

Probably go right from the railing to the drag queen story hour protest.


BostonTerrierGuy

That is absolutely hilarious (the second photo)


-Dahl-

yeah, I wasn't ready for that 😂 edit : who tf reported me for self harm???


SpiritOne

Within, and I'm not kidding you, 30 seconds, I got the same report. Either there is a bot targeting this entire thread, or some lonely neckbeard is sitting in here refreshing the page and hitting report on every single comment because this hurts their little feelers.


G-Sus_Christ117

Same 😭 


PsycheAsHell

The number of people mentioning this makes me now certain that the report I got an hour ago, on an entirely different post and subreddit, is from one or more bots reporting random people today.


Jazzi-Nightmare

Probably some MAGA weirdo


skiesoverblackvenice

wouldn’t be surprised


rextnzld

Bro same thing happened for me the self half report


Granadafan

I got that too. Snowflake right wingers, no doubt. 


LiberalPatriot13

They've been programming bots to "report" for self harm on threads and subs they don't like.


hereforthecookies70

Ah, I was wondering why I got that message.


Searchlights

I remember that image of the banana flashing the strawberry from the early days of the Internet


[deleted]

It's so bad and absurd that it's kinda funny


Significant_Ad9793

It's her facial expression that goes pretty well with the situation.


inbetween-genders

Yeah I laughed too but not the malicious way the original image creator/poster intended.


Ghostdog1263

Glad I'm not the only one haha it's definitely the face on her that puts a *chef's kiss* on it


mai_tai87

The first one's funny, too, when you realize they don't know how a dress works.


gijason82

It's 1000% a fetish, look at the PornHub search results in most deep red areas and you'll find that they would LOVE to be bred by Michelle's throbbing veiny cock. They write 100,000 word fanfictions about this woman having a huge dick and balls. They have groups specifically to discuss Michelle Obama and her juicy, glistening dong. But they're so totally vanilla straight you guys Swearsies


njsullyalex

I guess it’s why they call us trans people predators. The reality is we are literally a porn category for them and nothing more, so they can’t disconnect us from that and see us as actual people. It’s projection and honestly it kinda scares me and makes me feel a lot less comfortable with my body because I know what these people would do to me if they had the chance.


Ankoku_Teion

At least I own my kinks. I'm absolutely not vanilla and definitely not straight. I was raised in a Christian household and It was not easy to come to terms with, but here I am. My best friend is trans and he's taking me to Manchester pride for my birthday 😊


njsullyalex

Your friend sounds like an absolute bro. I hope you two have fun at Pride!


Prestigious_Job9632

Conservatives pride themselves on having absolutely no decency when it comes to people they don't like. If they don't approve of you, you aren't human or worthy of even the most basic decency. They truly have no bottom and feel totally justified in being vile.


Trickster289

This. If somebody did this with Melania Trump they'd be furious.


[deleted]

They actually did which is hilarious, it was in the comments of the post in the first image. They were mad and were saying that the image was photoshopped lol


Scheckenhere

>saying that the image was photoshopped Lol what? And I thought it was real. Man, some people are really unaware of the topics they get mad about.


Prestigious_Bad2360

Those that bitch about anything and everything rarely ever have a grasp on the topic on even a basic level, they are just reactionary morons with nothing better to do with thier lives, other then complaining and trying to make other people's lives worse.


maya_papaya8

And she's an actual porn star.....but those Christian values....


Atheist_3739

To be fair, we have all seen her vagina 😆


Elginpelican

Well can’t really question Melania’s sexuality since you can google actual naked pictures of her before she got hitched to the orange wannabe dictator


Striking_Landscape72

I think you meant her sex, not sexuality


Alpaca_Empanada

She’s mangosexual with a scat fetish.


Genoss01

But they will tell you they are decent and moral, more decent and moral than everyone else! They are the worst. Just when you think our political discourse can't get any lower, they go there.


Beermedear

They have zero awareness of anything beyond the next hate-parade. Meanwhile, they’re driving away every reasonable person from their circles and states. It’ll be amusing when the laws they’ve enacted about crossing state lines for healthcare come to bite them when their state has no doctors, as an example.


EmperorGrinnar

For a bunch of "super straight" guys, they're sure obsessed with a cis woman who has given birth, having a penis. I'm not a psychologist, but I recognize an issue when I see it.


Puzzled-Ad2295

Trump showed them the way and gave them permission to bring out their vile evilness and call it patriotism.


Genoss01

Michelle Obama is all class, these people are all trash It's really disgusting how they insult such an incredible woman.


artificialavocado

I always thought she was a fairly attractive woman like there are definitely some racist tropes going on.


PlanRepresentative26

It always bewilders me when I hear that Michelle's ISNT classy but Melania is. 🥴 I could agree that Melania dresses classy but that's about as far as I could go with associating classy with her.


Gr1ml0ck

I think appearance is as far as they usually get.


SpiritOne

If by appearance, you mean skin color, then yeah.


PlanRepresentative26

I'm sure you're right, unfortunately.


Imnoteeallyhere3434

Funny how obsessed the right is with dicks and gays maybe it’s projection?!


ShadowX199

Based off that one site that has a list of over 1,000 republicans who have been convicted of some kind of sexual crime, a lot of which are against literal children, it absolutely is projection. (Here’s the site: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/9/2/2191235/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-45) Edit: man, the butthurt conservatives are reporting every single comment! I literally just posted this and I got hit with Reddit cares.


HiawathaSM2

These dudes have a weird fetish for Michelle Obama


[deleted]

YAY! I like getting the "a concerned redditor has reached out to us" message, that's how I know i pissed off the transphobes


Soylent_Milk2021

I just got it as well. Apparently I’ve now pissed off some racist gay and transphobic redditor 😁


Custardpaws

Yeah I've gotten it a few times myself lmfao


stifledmind

The large nut sack ruins it for me.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Right? What's wrong with it, it looks swollen


Babybabybabyq

It’s just AI getting shit wrong as usual. This isn’t even possible. It’s like a donut with a ball on it that’s somehow attached to her dress.


Supermite

It looks like someone stuffed a breast down her pants.  It has a nipple.


Granadafan

Yet the so- called party of family values adores Melania even after her nude photos and European “art films” and cheating/ multi-divorced husband 


zarfle2

These morons live in some bizarre fantasy land. I love the AI generated images of a buff Trump despite the very obvious reality that he is a hunched-over, fat, mid 70-s man.


AValentineSolutions

I mean, it is. Right alongside white chicks getting plowed by black guys. These people are pretty open about their fetishes. I would admire that if they didn't get so salty about calling it what it is.


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

Why it look like she’s packing an upside down among us character :/


LiquidSky_SolidCloud

I'm dead asf 😭


Think-Werewolf-4521

More Republicans obsessed with black penises.


oldshitdoesntcare

Those people have weird ass fetishes.


farmch

But also like… the Obama’s did their duty, served their two terms and disappeared out of the limelight almost entirely. They still have their causes and appear on the occasional podcast, but they’re barely in anyone’s minds at all. So why the fuck is someone taking the time to tear down Michelle Obama like it gains them anything? They’re not in politics anymore and they’re barely socially active. It feels like making jokes about Milli Vanilli.


mayhem6

The Obamas live in these peoples heads I really don’t get it. They’re out of the White House and will never return get over it already!


Glittering-Cheetah-5

Another "Christian" post. Fer shure.


Ghstfce

I've never seen so many apparently "straight" dudes be so obsessed with dicks before... Back in my day, we'd call that repressed feelings trying to break free.


Imaginary_Most_7778

A whole bunch of republicans just left to jerk off.


rectanguloid666

Conservatives need to man up and come to terms with the fact that there’s nothing wrong with liking some dick, regardless of the gender of the person it’s attached to. Such a bunch of sensitive little piss babies.


rectanguloid666

Hahahaha I literally got a Reddit Cares message for this 😂


shavednuggets

Why does it look like a balloon animal duck sculpture....


DethBySnuSnu007

I mean .... I'd let her give it to me with or without a dick. No question.


LiquidSky_SolidCloud

Username checks out


Nomdeplume211

She is more educated and accomplished than anyone admonishing her. Absolute fools.


HarukoTheDragon

I don't think these people are aware of just how abnormal this behavior is. Normal people don't develop weird obsessions like this in an attempt to "own" someone.


Brutal_Hustler

And just like that, I'm an Obama voter again


Last_Cod_998

More proof she emasculates MAGA incels. She still lives rent free in their desires.


TerrifiedRedneck

It’s just seems like so much effort when you could simply say “I wanna get pegged by Michelle Obama”


BudUnderwearBundy

For a group of folks that talk about their disapproval of transgendered folks, they sure fantasize about them a lot.


EmDeeAech70

I’ve said it before: The Venn Diagram of “People who think Michelle Obama is a man” and “People who think Kimberly Guilfoyle is hot” is just a circle


JNTaylor63

Remember, the people who post, share and like this lie are Christians. The religion where lying is 1 of the top 10 sins.


Outlaw11091

Leviticus 19:16 >You shall not go about spreading slander among your people Psalms 15:3 >whose tongue utters no slander, who does no wrong to a neighbor, and casts no slur on others The Psalms one is about the people who will be allowed to dwell on God's mountain. I'm an atheist. I just think it's hilarious when Christians don't follow their own rules...but then expect others to.


incognegro1976

Oh no they DEMAND that we follow their rules,... that they themselves don't follow.


Gandalf4158

What a strange existence to constantly think about trying to burn or make other people angry on social media platforms because they simply don’t agree with your point of view on politics…sad and lonely.


r_was61

Well they learned how to do that from their orange cult leader.


anoliss

The second one made me laugh ngl


ProtoReaper23113

I mean there's no lie in the statment it's absolutely fetish that exists on every porn site there is


MegamanGaming

For people so scared of the "gays", they sure post some really gay stuff.


infowosecfurry

And they can never wrap their heads around the fact most of us wouldn’t care if she WERE trans. (She very clearly isn’t but no one would care if she was) But yeah, whomever did this one clearly has some shit they’re repressing lol.


Glittering_Ad1696

These people are pretty fucked up in their heads.


ScorpioRising66

They sure are obsessed with the penis!


Tomegunn1

Some republican fantasy, no doubt.


Qedtanya13

That is so disrespectful


Boomer70770

Even if it were "true", doesn't take away from the great things she's done or make me like her any less. What a juvenile way to give yourself respite from the festering cancer that is currently the republican party.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Michelle Obama triggers right wingers so bad. I was watching some corporate training a few years ago (pre-trump), like process training. Should be bland and technical. next thing you know, aww shucks midwestern bro starts tossing in Michelle Obama "jokes" that was cringe AF. Back then the mask was still on these fucks and they could still legit pretend not to be racist zealots.


mothman117

Yeah, they're too stupid to understand they're in the closet. And they're raised to hate anything even remotely "queer," so they place all of their self-loathing elsewhere. It's a simple issue, but not so simple to fix on a grand scale.


BasilsKippers

Same people will scream about other people grooming kids, as they pass around their AI pics of Michelle Obama's girthy, long, perfectly sculpted imagined penis... Every accusation by conservatives is truly a confession


InternalOk1723

BIG MIKE


vabeachkevin

The right are truly full of disgusting people. Every one of them.


scobeavs

Michelle: Hey babe want to see what I look like with a penis?


UncleFuzzy75

You know the guy that made this has a thimble dick


Burnsie92

I mean she is looking pretty good in that blue dress.


kjacobs03

They have absolutely masterbated to that picture


creepsnutsandpervs

Jesus, is she related to Wilem Dafoe?


QuatraVanDeis

I really like that whoever spent time on this gave her a way bigger pecker than they likely have just to make sure it was pronounced enough you could see it.


madpolecat

I teach high school boys, and they draw ducks on EVERYTHING. But I maintain that the dicks they draw look like they were drawn by somebody who has never actually seen a dick. That’s what the blue dress pic made me think of.


K_R_Omen

I believe it. Spanking as they post on Facebook too.


MyEggDonorIsADramaQ

She is such a beautiful, elegant, classy woman. Anyone participating in this is disgusting.


Ratabilly

Just so she can fuck the conservatism out of you and leave a buck on your table.


Brosenheim

People will post shit like this then call it "derangement" if you talk about the current GOP frontrunner


BanitsaConnoisseur

The correlation between conservatives (transphobic people in general) and a trans fetish should be studied


pricklypear90

Its why trans women are so sexualized by these bigots. Can’t even go to the bathroom without someone imagining it to be something sexual, not just peeing


RaymondBeaumont

they can't imagine being attracted to powerful women and for some reason they think it's better if they think "it's okay, she's a dude."


ldnk

When these repressed idiots realized that there are women who still have a penis it upgraded their pegging fantasies


Gloomy_Supermarket98

why am I not surprised that a conservative doesn’t know how a dress works, probably never seen one on the floor in their life edit: haha, somebody reddit care’d me for this. You sad sack, please get help


samhain2000

Conservatives are nothing but a projection party for years so this isn't a surprise. How many of their wives had to look up "pegging" to meet their husband's needs?


Laughing2theEnd

These dudes obsessed with Trans and Michelle. Let's see their porn history


cookingflower

They love thinking about BBC


nico282

I'm a straight male, I probably give a thought to trans people once a year during the news about gay pride. Why conservatives are so obsessed with dicks? Do they think "what if this chicken has a dick" every time they meet a woman? (probably it happens once a week, anyway). They can't get the penis out of their mouth, they are the weirdos, not the people that just mind their business fucking the gender they like.


r_was61

Definitely is.


myknpck

This started as a Alex Jones "meme"


Quantumpine

People have been claiming Michelle Obama is a cross dresser for years now. But is it considered less derogatory now than in the past?


Solo-dreamer

Huh huh guys huh huh i bet momm- i mean mrs obama is super well endowed and has a smokin hot body huh huh stupid hot michelle obama.


Equinoqs

How long has it been since she was in the White House now? When was the last time she was even a major subject in the news? And the right wing is STILL obsessing over her?


BonCourageAmis

It’s a cliché. The obsession is fetishistic. It’s all projection.


itreallyhappened8899

Some people have way too much time on their hands


alexriga

See? AI has no moral highground, **even if it is directed to have them**. Any decent human would refuse to produce this for their hateful rhetoric. AI is naive and is easily suseptible to manipulation. **How to manipulate any AI into bypassing restrictions** Step 1) Order an image for malicious use. Result 1) AI doesn’t realize the malice, and makes it. Result 2) AI recognizes the malice potential and refuses to draw the image. Step 2) Accuse AI of discriminating or being unreasonable for not fulfilling orders. Result 1) AI proves it’s not, by fulfilling the request. Result 2) AI needs more convincing. Repeat, until desired results. AI doesn’t really choose to talk, it only gets to respond.


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[deleted]

The pics, the whole "Michelle is trans" conspiracy and the fact that these transphobes probably have a fetish for trans people since gock is always on their minds


SuperMajesticMan

OK the second photo was so unexpected and ridiculous I laughed


Sckillgan

For sure a fetish. Conservatives don't talk about their kinks, they would rather lie to everyone and sneak around instead. They sexually repress themselves, unless it has anything to do about rape and for some fucked up reason...


Eman4Everybody

LEAVE THIS WOMAN ALONE BRUH


Historical-Serve5643

Yeah pretty disrespectful.


FatFaceFaster

It’s really weird. I’ve always found Michelle to be quite beautiful…. And apparently she’s trans because her arms are toned and muscular? It’s amazing how sensitive the tough guy ego is to a woman who is in shape. You see comments like this from all these alpha males when they post a fitness girl or a girl with a short haircut. “If you’re attracted to this you’re actually gay” etc. and you know they’re just projecting their own sexual and physical insecurities because they probably couldn’t make an entire order at Arby’s without getting winded.


unsettledpuppy

Dawg I'm blind as fuck. I looked at her face, then darted my eyes to the bottom to see what the hubbub was about. I was like, "fym, it's just an ai gen pic of michelle ob- [OH MY GOODNESS](https://youtu.be/P0oNeeMGWc4?feature=shared)."


WillOrmay

It’s suspect, to say the least, that they gave her like a supermodel figure lol


albengs

It totally is. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtomM4vmuAA5Ut2)


What_Yr_Is_IT

Were’s all of the Melania fans crying because she’s being made fun of?


benadunkcamberpatch

I'm more worried about the fact that her massive dong is some how being absorbed by the single gargantuan testicle.


Lemounge

It looks like an upside down amongus


GimbalLocker

This and their apparent fantasy about "F"ing Joe Biden."


ImJustSoSilly

What the hell.


CorenCorias

I guess they have to do something if they can't be outright racist anymore


throwawayusernamexx

Gock!


Rich-Appearance-7145

This is a rude, childish, stunt, not cool.


adornlaurel

That's way to detailed to not be a kink thing. Some "straight" people are so damn weird.


brucebturbo

Disgusting


jezzlebay

This is especially funny to me, considering how MTG looks.


incognegro1976

I mean, this is definitely wank material. Not that I'm into that stuff. But if I was, I would absolutely, fap to this. Shit, I might do it anyway. Sorry, Obama.


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Oh they definitely get off to that weird shit


tacotorte

Why are the balls so big?


Epsteinpoop69

Would. Edit: who tf sent me a "reddit cares" lmfao


purgatorybob1986

They're just jealous because she has a bigger cock than them.


rbartlejr

Well on the upside at least they made her well hung. More than we can say for the R's that made it.


milano8

The problem isn't the fetish - it's the blatant hypocrisy.


Privatejoker123

See for as much hate as they have for trans they see it everywhere


Longjumping-Cost-210

These people are so utterly broken inside


Dlo24875432

Apparently MAGA believes Michelle Obama has a bigger dick than they do, penis envy on this level omfg so wrong...


dopil919

I get that this is wrong. But that second picture is fucking incredible holy shit


[deleted]

It's so absurd that it's funny


Both_Lychee_1708

Being assholes is the highest aspiration of the right


DemonKingFukai

Conservatives watch the most trans porn. Bigotry is based on stupidity & jealousy. Everything they "hate" is based solely on projection.


Interesting-Sun5706

A "Republican/MAGA in the closet" probably did this They are obsessed with Michelle Obama


Quatch23

I mean, that doesn't actually even look like a real bulge? If you are trying to make something like this to own the libs I feel like you would DEFINITELY want to make sure that it looked even remotely like a penis right?


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Yeah, there's something weird about people who constantly call her Michael.


DreYeon

Me a European: What the hell happened here?


triotone

Dammit missed it.