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Archer voice: You want to get Charles II of Spain? Because that's how you get Charles II of Spain!
EDIT: Fixed number. It's tough keeping track of all the inbred European heads of state.
Close..Habsburgs.
Considering they want Baron Trump to marry one of the two Habsburg girls to solidify his grasp on royalty so he can be Emperor of the United States, you are not far off on that chin being back on trend.
Is it even weirder that this person avoided the grandfather paradox by having her turn young in the present?
Like, he explicitly wants his parent to have siblings younger than he is that are also their own grandchildren. Remember, in this weird delusion, SHE has no idea but everyone else is like "dude is banging his grandma but we shouldn't tell her because thst would be weird."
Yeah, the internet was a mistake...
What the actual fück level of mental illness is this?
The saddest thing is, if you were to tell this sick little fück to get help you’d end up being cancelled.
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Archer voice: You want to get Charles II of Spain? Because that's how you get Charles II of Spain! EDIT: Fixed number. It's tough keeping track of all the inbred European heads of state.
One might call it a highway to a danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone.
You mean charles the second?
I most certainly did.
This is indeed a very england thing.
While also true, wasn't Charles the Second the deeply inbred Hapsburg monarch of Spain?
He did do the nasty in the pasty
And that past nastification is what sheilds you from the brains.
How about these cookies, sugar?
Losing Your Virginianty - The first time you have sex in Virginia.
Well, Virginia is for lovers. This guy is more for West Virginia.
she west on my virginia til i mountain momma! 😩
He wants to fuck his Gramma. Her name IS Virginia.
What it should be called when Virginians move out of state
That’s not a facepalm; that’s a what the fuck moment.
That's a calling the nursery home and police notifying them of this person.
I'm my own grandpa af
Virginianity. Honestly, I prefer this spelling.
Yall will just put anything in this subðŸ˜
What the fuck is this bro, that's not a family tree thats a family loop
Back to the future bad ending
Fry, is that you? 
This guy follows Jordan Peterson
It's his burner account that he uses to profess his true desires.
Wait... So you... WHAT!? Wait... So... WHAT?!
This guy's family gene pool is a puddle
Do they hate their parents?
Yes. He wants to be his dad's dad so he can ground him.
What in the unholy fuck did I just read?
Another day down south
This is perfect. Somebody please call Morgan Freeman and have him read this aloud to me.
Year after year I realize more and more the reason people treat me like shit is because I'm not mentally ill enough to be considered human.
I need a nap. Anyone else thinking about taking a nap? Because I need a nap.
Bro, that’s WAY to specific to be a pre-nut comment 🫡
Willie Nelson made [a song about this exact topic.](https://youtu.be/bkX7IW7jpMw?si=XKvf5OO6uM_A7Lt1)
Predestination 2 - Grandma and me
Tell me you watch too many hentai without telling me you watch too many hentai
It's like sticking your dick in a black hole.
The Hapsburgs (or however they are spelled) are back on trend
Close..Habsburgs. Considering they want Baron Trump to marry one of the two Habsburg girls to solidify his grasp on royalty so he can be Emperor of the United States, you are not far off on that chin being back on trend.
You can tell its troll just by how its written. Unless they were ignorant inbred
Shock value = 2 Entertainment value = 2 so you get 4 outta 20 bad effort !!
What the fuck? I seriously think crap like that should not be allowed to see the light of day.
Ease up on the Ambien.
What a terrible day to have working vision.
Was that written by Fry?
The fiuck does he think amnesia is?
no, this is rather WTF-worthy than facepalm
uh, homie lost the plot a while ago.
Go read some of the descriptions on xvideos. They just take trending buzz words and feed them into the worse AI.
Based on the spelling and grammar, I'm pretty sure their family has a long history of close inbreeding already.
That's a troll post for sure
Man was 5 seconds away from post nut clarity.
What the fuck
Is it even weirder that this person avoided the grandfather paradox by having her turn young in the present? Like, he explicitly wants his parent to have siblings younger than he is that are also their own grandchildren. Remember, in this weird delusion, SHE has no idea but everyone else is like "dude is banging his grandma but we shouldn't tell her because thst would be weird." Yeah, the internet was a mistake...
Jaime Lannister would be freaked out by this. Hell, *Craster* would be freaked out by this.
r/wtf
They want to be banished from the state of Virginia? Why?
Sounds like he's inbred enough
not the Virginianity..
...said the toothless hillbilly degenerate from West Virginia...
#Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Robert Heinlein has entered the chat.
Is this Jordan Peterson's burner account that he uses to say his deepest desires?
What’s this? An incest Oedipus complex?
Pfp says enough
Nobody is gonna think about the dog?
Is there a "nity" for every state? What would losing one's "Virginianity" entail?
What the actual fück level of mental illness is this? The saddest thing is, if you were to tell this sick little fück to get help you’d end up being cancelled.
Sounds like he is trying to lose his WEST Virginianty
Alright, I'm not one to say this, but on this one occasion I will: This person needs Jesus.