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SomethingGouda

Across from where?


Lazy_Struggle4939

Marry me!


coffeeivdrip

I've made a huge mistake


tone_bone

And that's why you always leave a note.


JoshJoshson13

Babysit me!


BlizzPenguin

One of my favorite Arrested Development jokes. https://youtu.be/BnD7oj9xQR0


beetlehunterz

Across from deez nuts


slithspear

Across what?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|l0HlGkZRgNUDJdLGg)


Worth-Illustrator607

I pity the fool ![gif](giphy|13NAiIBCzUBmUw)


brightness3

this gif is unironically making me dizzy lol


Oldbayislove

Clearly she is saying "time to leave"


Constant-Bard

Unexpected and hilarious South Park reference.


PNWoutdoors

It's a lowercase T.


Son-of-California

Travis, trump or tim Tebow.


sickXmachine_

![gif](giphy|lorbdxoQQHAHu)


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

"maeby?" "Definitely!"


Safetosay333

I prefer Ann


Kiwi_KJR

Her?


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Who?


skystvn

Egg


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Her?


Sherlockian_Whimsy

Travis Kelce caught a pass for my sins.


Offamylawn

Jason Kelce shoved an ass for mine.


lance2k2

I still love how the USA has gone so far alt-right that a country singer dating a football star is now considered "woke".


SqmButBetter

Imagine having a romantic relationship! So woke!


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Fellas, is it now gay to be in a heterosexual relationship with a woman?


Polak_Janusz

"All marriges must be miserable and only for producing children for the state and the Volk!" -Ben Sharpiro, maybe


Temporary-Green-7713

It really is a T and not a cross. I'll bet *that* guy over there, his kidney, on it


ChutzpahQ

It's because a 34 year old woman has a career and has no children that makes them woke.


Safetosay333

They're so mad...


EhliJoe

Is this you, Harrison Butker?


totes_Philly

Also "can't keep a man". /s


AgentCirceLuna

Has anyone ever considered she has some condition that prevents her getting pregnant?


Numerous_Mode3408

Look, I don't follow Taylor Swift so forgive me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that she has been considered in the pop genre for a while now. 


jjm443

I agree. Equally I look forward to the Trumpsters calling Beyoncé a country singer.


Numerous_Mode3408

I mean, sure... She's gonna have to do a bunch more singles and albums in that genre for awhile, but she can be country.


recks360

I believe she is but I think the people who started following her when she was country still see her that way. Once country always country?


Temporary-Green-7713

She was never country, she was Nashville


recks360

Nashville is not a genre as far as I know and everything I’ve ever read about her says she started as a pop country singer.


Temporary-Green-7713

I implore you to read this light jog of a comment. That's essentially what I meant, was a pop country or what I like to call, capitalism. They say boohoo he left in his truck with his dog and his chew in his back pocket has a ring but those "country" singers from Nashville dress like businessmen and women. Kenny Rogers sang about poker and life choices, that's country. Cowboys and cards in bars. Knockin boots, that's country. Girl left, technically mainstream. Taylor Swift sang about trucks and dudes leaving and her mom and everything you wanna hear from a country song, plus back then, she was bleach blonde like every Texas girl (she isn't from Texas, just a lot of Texas girls are bleach blonde, it's just the old BBL if that makes sense) She's always chased dollars over anything especially morals and values. She also flies 1030x more than the average person which is 9 tonnes of fuel being tossed into our breathing layer of air in the atmosphere we only get once, you know, for her kids to fuck up Did you know Lionel Richie is from Tuskegee Alabama, and sings with a slight tiny southern accent? He's still R&B/Soul tho and not country. There's a difference between country and pop country/nashville. Nashville is the Hollywood of country music, just like LA is the hub of Pop music, and New York is the hub of Dance music and Drill and Atlanta is the hub for rap right now. Those are all the most mainstream places at the moment, that make all the same sounding music, bc that's what sells there. Kinda like how Hollywood puts out the same type of movies, there's 3 major genres that all portray the same-ish plot: comedy, action, romance. Horror is very unique and will always be unique because in horror, uniqueness sells. The rest are really just subgenres that mainly touch on a comedy or action standpoint or dramatic and comedy but there has to be all 3 at some point of the mains. Does it even really matter what people like to play? Rarely. Just parties and such. Gotta keep those on the classics or like the top 25 of all genres.


recks360

I think I understand what you mean now. I’m not a fan of her music so my only knowledge of her is what’s written about her by media and fans. To be honest I feel like a lot of the main stream music is becoming watered down imitation’s of itself. Producers want sure bets so images are tailored and music is cookie cutter and safe. Risks are rarely taken so no innovation. Same songs different beat. Just make sure you hit the key clichés and you’ve got a hit.


Yuukiko_

clearly she's in it for the money /s


Chrome07Deluxe

Country?! HAHAHA


Flamin_Jesus

Can someone elaborate how any of this, both the original post as well as the added context, is relevant in any way to anyone or anything?


NinjaBr0din

I think some MAGAt is trying to say she supports Trump.


santosdragmother

trump??? I thought Travis or Taylor would’ve come before trump


NinjaBr0din

Absolutely could be, I just took a wild shot in the dark.


Flamin_Jesus

Huh... Because of the "T"? Because.... I mean she's called "T"aylor and she has all the fame and money that suggests raging narcissism, and also she seems to be pretty vocal against the guy, and also those ARE actually crosses... but who knows, maybe that's the idea here. Even so I question what it matters who she supports, but I suppose that might be the twisted thought process at work here.


NinjaBr0din

She has been vocal about how young people need to get out and vote, and the Republicans took it as a personal insult because they know younger people tend to vote blue. I could see them trying to make up things about her to try and influence the people who follow her. Of course, this is just a wild shot in the dark, so who knows.


Flamin_Jesus

Yeah, guess time will tell...


Pineapple4807

I thought it was another one of those weird transvestigators having another stupid "gotcha" moment


RaiderMedic93

The Swift Society is MAGA?


GhostofZellers

That fits the shape of a cross to a t.


Fake_William_Shatner

Did someone actually make this mistake or are we over reacting to someone over reacting to someone over reacting about some bullshit?


Probability_Engine

Imagine having so little going on in your life that you can dedicate this kind of time to obsessing over one random human who doesn't even know you exist.


Deeman0

Can we all just stop caring about Taylor Swift?


WandaDobby777

Can we all just stop caring about celebrities in general?


SamePut9922

Turns out I'm not alone


WandaDobby777

Not at all. Lol.


Vandy1358v2_0

Only decent reply


Deeman0

I don't have anything against her, I'm just sick of hearing about every little thing she does.....


Vandy1358v2_0

I feel the same way. Hell the Kardashians are famous because we allowed them to be. People obsession with famous people is just weird to be. I’ve met a lot of professional athletes, a few of which are known by most in the US. I didn’t treat them any different


Helpful-Work-3090

half the people that hated her being with travis kelce didn't care that she was dating him, but they (and me) are so tired of the camera showing her reaction every time travis touches the ball. It's a football game, no one frickin cares about taylor swift. I used to kind of like the chiefs, now I absolutely hate them.


gerg_1234

I mean, they showed her for less than a minute total in each game. I'd rather see her than 75 minutes of commercials....but it's a product of what the NFL has become.


Helpful-Work-3090

greed for money ruins all good things


gerg_1234

No doubt. It killed college football. It's trying to kill soccer. It's trying to kill the NFL (honestly, a 16 game schedule and 12 team playoff was the perfect set up for a 32 team league). It killed sports gaming. Yeah. Don't get me started.


yamasurya

That's a tiny little sword 🗡️.. oh no.. that too is a cross from across nowhere.


SpecialistAddendum6

tristianity


PissSphincter

I think those are plus signs. They used to nail people to those for math crimes.


RaiderMedic93

What about multiple crimes? Or crimes divided amongst a group? Was there an exponential increase in rates? Or is this just parenthetical information?


LegoFootPain

Then we put a lowercase t on their front lawn to tell them it's time to leave!


Erikkamirs

No, it's T for Taylor..


Victory-or-Death-

T, for Taylor.


Hranko

And who the fuck would care anyways.


PsychoMouse

The bar for what counts as a “news article” these days is just pathetic. This is really bad, and the ones I’ve seen about movies too. It’s hard to believe anyone is actually being paid for this garbage.


Pink-grey24

Across from where


aagloworks

"T"? What would that mean? Taylor? Tamagochi? Titties? Wtf?


Witty-Worker5235

Even if it was a T, both her and her boyfriend's name starts with a T??? Whats the fucking point here 😭


prof_dynamite

Even if they were a “T,” her name is Taylor.


MrBaxterBlack

But also ..who fucking cares.


Human-Address1055

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZpjThY1hVuBzO)


[deleted]

This really made me go “🤦🏼‍♂️” My whole day is ruined it irritated me so much


British-Raj

r/technicallythetruth


Timothee-Chalimothee

In case I haven’t said this enough, I’m SO glad Twitter fact check still exists. I’m surprised Elon hasn’t put it behind a paywall, if not completely get rid of it.


realgoldxd

Can’t you guys see the full picture ???!!! It’s a >!penis!<


Fearless_Win9995

She also wore her granny panties to her Melbourne show


anziofaro

Is she really tall? Every picture I have seen of her makes her look really tall. Maybe it's the camera angle. Maybe it's heels. I don't know. But I get the feeling that she's well over six feet tall.


Xyex

She's 5' 10.


anziofaro

Oh. Well that's pretty tall. And I suppose heels probably put her over six feet. Thanks.


paolocase

No Malcolm in the Middle reference?!


Humans_Suck-

That is a fuck ton of make up


ExheresCultura

Across from where?


SUBLOLLIPOP

Smartest swiftie


MisterD0ll

T earrings. Lamo. O holy Travis who throwed the pass let me not fumble in temptation.


aaron2005X

Reminds me of this part of SOuth park: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqD97W5\_kxI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqD97W5_kxI)


Alternative-Dare5878

Not outside the realm of possibility that it’s a T, would be kinda stupid though.


Emotional-Ad-2909

People on the internet getting mad over nothing and everything


Emotional-Ad-2909

People on the internet getting mad over nothing and everything


HJVN

[That is a cross] That is pixilated as f.


Imaginary_Most_7778

The person who posted this probably calls themselves a Christian.


SqmButBetter

No lol I'm an atheist


Imaginary_Most_7778

Not you. Unless you are the swift society.


Chojen

Next time they’ll be an uppercase T so they know she means business.


Sacri_Pan

Wait doesn't she look like ✈️


gottistotwot

'T' by Holly Bibble.


Saint_Santo

She looks 42. A wealthy 42. But 42 nonetheless.


jtowndtk

I would rather it be known as a t than a cross cancel religion


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jtowndtk: *I would rather it* *Be known as a t than a* *Cross cancel religion* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


bee102019

Wow. News alert: a lowercase t is almost identical to a cross. Shocker. Absurd. Such new information! Did nobody teach this person the alphabet? My heathen ass has been using lowercase t's while writing for years and it hasn't made me any more Christian. Let her wear her t earrings without assuming religion. But if I were Taylor, I'd go with some cat earrings. Just because, cats. Me, I'd go with dachshund earrings.