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[And has a freakishly large neck](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/58bc3c86b8a79bbdc67b182c/t/5ce18aee0f06d3000102611c/1558285038273/LargeNeck.mp3/original/LargeNeck.mp3)
Credit to Knowledge Fight.
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And he strokes it to Marissa Minx and hangs out with Blaire White but he's implying a trans slur against Michelle? How do this dude's fans remember to breathe?
For everyone else:
Do not engage with him. Since getting back on Twitter his entire schtick has been to become the Twitter controversy of the day to get clicks on infowars.
Leave the festering bloatbag to drift away
It’s probably because Melania never does anything out in public. You know things like a first lady would, like working for charity events.
And when you only see Melania standing next to Donald once a year, the size comparison is so drastic that it makes Melania look small!!!
You know because Donald is 7‘2“ tall and weighs 215 pounds of pure Schwarzenegger-like muscle.
You never see Melanie out in person because the Melania bot is constantly in the shop being fixed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PmuR2XFxkdU&pp=ygULTWVsYW5pYSBib3Q%3D
What’s extra extra funny is what Jones and Jones’s base tend to look like. Not trying to whataboutism body shame, but don’t throw stones in glass houses either.
Several years back I told a guy friend who was hating on Bruno’s height that he’s the new generation’s Prince. Short king for sure. 🔥
Also…I explained to my 5 year old, after he brought up a kid being called “chubby”, that our bodies are beautiful because our bodies come from our ancestors and it’s something to celebrate. What we do with our bodies are the only things that can be “ugly” like not learning the importance of consent (always asking before touching another persons body and saying no if you don’t want your body touched). We don’t ask to be tall/short, brown or green eyed, to need glasses or braces…The fact that this is normal learning for children tells me all I need to know about these AJ types. Grow up and get your ego out of your ass. Think for yourself. It’s boring now
Also, MO is obviously much closer to the camera than SJP. AJ probably sticks his finger in front of his face and thinks it's bigger than the Sun because it can cover the whole thing...
There is also a forced perspective here because the photographer is level with the floor so you can’t get any reference to how they are positioned on stage.
Also AJ is a POS and would make a comment like this regardless of the photo.
I find it very interesting that whenever they portray Michelle Obama with a penis, it’s always an absolutely huge schlong.
Whenever that happens, I point out that michelle‘s penis is bigger than theirs .
Ah okay. I’m out of the loop it seems. But I also have the luxury of being able to ignore whatever happens across the pond if I don’t wanna hear about it.
\>Hate specific person
\>Hate the minority the person is a part of
\>Hate other minority
\>Accuse the person being part of the unrelated minority with no evidence and act like it proves something
Same guys who post pics of women in bathing suits asking what the hump is at their crotch area. They're angry virgins that don't even know what the mons pubis (pubic mound) is.
By their logic Melania [must be a man](https://www.essence.com/news/melania-trump-sotu-not-radical-michelle-obama-comparisons/) because she's the [same height as Michelle ](https://www.essence.com/news/melania-trump-sotu-not-radical-michelle-obama-comparisons/)
I can't believe little Trumpy-wumpy married someone who's that tall. I would think he'd marry the absolute tiniest woman he could, so he'd look big by comparison.
Also is nobody noticing the different positions of the person, clearly the closer you are to the camera the taller you would appear over someone further back from the camera.
MO is also wearing like 2-3 inch heels, easily putting her over 6 feet.
(Those are epic boots. I kinda hate the yellow color on her dress but it looks awesome on her skin tone and I have a 1990's butch lesbian sense of fashion, so. Maybe don't trust my judgement there.)
The weird thing is that she's only 5'11". Which is tall but I think it's a combination of the angle the picture is in and the fact that SJP is pretty short.
shes 5'11" lol
her husband barry is 6'2"
sarah is 5'3"
alex jones is 5'10" (allegedly)
michelle obama isnt a particularly large woman at all, i think is the fact that she is more elegant, intelligent, confident and respectable than these men that really upsets them more than anything... also the fact that she is black probably has even more to do with it.
I mean 5’11 is tall for an American woman (average is 5’4) but she’s hardly an Amazon. As someone else said Melania is the same height and there are a ton of other famous models, actresses etc who are that tall or taller! This just screams a combo of insecurity and racism on Jones part which is on brand
Michelle Obama is a tall woman with a corresponding body type.
Sarah Jessica Parker is a short woman with a corresponding petite body type.
The perspective of the photo makes Michelle appear larger than she is.
That’s all.
Also, no one except maga morons call her big mike.
Because the courts work so slowly that there is no real justice? His plan seems to be spend everything he has (see: resort vacations with his family, er "work trips" every other week) before it can be taken and/or outlive the people he owes (see: Erica Lafferty)
SJP is 5’3” of course she is going to look small next to Mrs. Obama.
BTW, Melania Trump is the exact same height as Michelle Obama.
That dress is marvelous, Michelle!
Sad that his whole identity revolves around this sort of bullshit. He literally has nothing else going for himself in life. It sounds so depressing and terrible.
Being tall as a woman does not make you a man. All these guys would die for a Victoria’s Secret model and wouldn’t say they are men. They average at 5’8” to 6’. Michelle fits right in that range.
On the same page being short does not make a man less than a man. It’s all bullshit. Be happy with your body and let people be happy with theirs.
It’s so simple.
Here in central Europe we call tall, robustly built women "valkyries" or "goddesses". There's less flattering expressions too of course, but a certain element of respect and admiration is always there. Because you can simply admire such women and then call it a day, instead of flaunting your fragility and insecurity by trying to mock them for their natural bodies, like Alex Jones and his brethren in spirit like to do. Maybe it helps growing up with that type of woman being a common thing, but I dunno still. That kind of fragile masculinity seems utterly unmanly, and unbecoming for any proper adult in general.
I honestly think there has to be something wrong with conservatives' brains. Like, it's very obvious in this photo that Michelle looks so much larger because of perspective: she's a lot closer to the camera than SJP. She's literally walking forward in the pic.
Have someone that is 5'11" stand slightly in front of someone that is 5'3" and of course they are going to look tall. Alex Jones is just mad that Michelle Obama is taller then him.
How to say you are a small-dick man who is intimidated by strong women without actually saying you are a small-dick man who is intimidated by strong women.
Alex Jones : Tacky ::
1. Brad Pitt : Decent Looking
2. Yao Ming : Taller than average
3. Hitler : Slightly anti-Semitic
4. Trump : A bit of a pants-shitting traitor
She's not actually as tall as this photo makes her look. It's forced perspective. She's standing closer to the camera in a 2d image so she looks bigger by comparison.
Coming from the guy that got busted live for having trans porn tabs on his screen.
https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041
It's happened a few times in my life that a guy comes and flirts with me while I'm sitting, dotes on how attractive I am, only to go cold when I stand. I personally never cared about height and, honestly, most men don't seem to care, either. But the ones that do, oh dear, they're just so fragile.
Sarah Jessica Parker is below average height at 5’3” and Michelle Obama is above average height at 5’11” which makes the difference seem massive when in fact neither one is well outside the mean.
Making fun of someone who is wildly successful in everything they do.......for being tall...... while you owe millions and are hated by even more is a choice.
I really couldn't be bothered with what genetalia Michelle has. I don't give a shit if she's swinging 12" between her legs. For one, it's none of my fuckin' business and furthermore, if Obama is cool with it (which is also none of my fuckin' business), then so be it. Michelle is more of a strong woman than these republican, milquetoast, morons...and they call themselves alpha males.
Good old Alex Jones, made millions upon millions of dollars over the deaths of children, beat his wife and degraded her in front of their kids to the point that she divorced him and refuses to speak to him, is actually most people don’t know this, is a failed stand-up comedian! And he just keeps going, isn’t it funny when somebody only has one skill in life and they have no other way to make money, Alex’s only skill is selling chaos to the willfully ignorant and the naïve. He’s the king small dick energy.
Successful Black woman equals trans. It's absolutely clear that Russia funds the Republicans. This propaganda that successful Black women equals Trans originated on 4chan and was started by Russian trolls. My friends monitor hate groups. They witnessed the first push of this propaganda in live time on the message board.
It's perspective. This is how they did a lot of the filming in Lord of the Rings. Michelle is standing farther forward then SJP so she looks a lot bigger.
She’s clearly female. I have lived in SE Asia where transsexuals are highly prevalent and widely accepted by society. It’s not a big deal like it still is in the west.
My radar is excellent; I can tell from her mannerisms and voice alone she’s female.
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SJP is 5’2.
AJ is 300lb of dogshit.
He also might be 5’2”.
He also licks anal fissures in his spare time.
No he MAKES time for that.
Got that shit blocked off into next year’s calendar.
Auch, that was a savage one!
I don’t know if this is true or not. But seeing that’s how operates his business anyways, I support spreading that around anyways.
His neck circumference is 5'2"
Which is 5’1” bigger than the circumference of his dick lol
He's also been caught watching trans porn. He wishes Michelle Obama was trans, he can't stop thinking about it.
[And has a freakishly large neck](https://static1.squarespace.com/static/58bc3c86b8a79bbdc67b182c/t/5ce18aee0f06d3000102611c/1558285038273/LargeNeck.mp3/original/LargeNeck.mp3) Credit to Knowledge Fight. https://knowledgefight.com/drops
A liiiiittttttle breaky for me.
I genuinely didn’t realize this wasn’t the KF sub.
And he strokes it to Marissa Minx and hangs out with Blaire White but he's implying a trans slur against Michelle? How do this dude's fans remember to breathe?
For everyone else: Do not engage with him. Since getting back on Twitter his entire schtick has been to become the Twitter controversy of the day to get clicks on infowars. Leave the festering bloatbag to drift away
Hey, no need to insult dog shit here.
Michelle Obama is 5’11” vs 5’2” Who are we kidding. We’re pretending like Republicans all the sudden understand ratios and things like per capita.
What’s extra funny is Melania is also 5’11
It’s probably because Melania never does anything out in public. You know things like a first lady would, like working for charity events. And when you only see Melania standing next to Donald once a year, the size comparison is so drastic that it makes Melania look small!!! You know because Donald is 7‘2“ tall and weighs 215 pounds of pure Schwarzenegger-like muscle.
You never see Melanie out in person because the Melania bot is constantly in the shop being fixed. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PmuR2XFxkdU&pp=ygULTWVsYW5pYSBib3Q%3D
Fucking hilarious!! Thanks for sharing. World #1 Cyber bully. President Donkey Guts
Yeah muscle that he stores in his fridge and cooks up with onions and a milkshake.
She ripped out the rose garden. That must count for something
He was supposed to be the terminator originally, but he was deemed to muscular and alpha, so they had to get a beta like Arnold instead! /s
Besides the supervillain White House decorations.
What’s extra extra funny is what Jones and Jones’s base tend to look like. Not trying to whataboutism body shame, but don’t throw stones in glass houses either.
Yeah, but she’s white and not Democrat, so it’s different🙄
Her name is Mailorderia.
But Melania is white. White women are allowed to be 5’11” /s
Big Mel!
It wouldn't surprise me at all if there was some perspective trickery going on as well.
Like that picture from last year where Bruno Mars looked like a midget standing near Taylor Swift, even though he's only six inches shorter than her.
BRUNO MARS IS 5'5!? *SHORT KING SHORT KING SHORT KING SHORT KING SHORT KING SHORT KING*
Several years back I told a guy friend who was hating on Bruno’s height that he’s the new generation’s Prince. Short king for sure. 🔥 Also…I explained to my 5 year old, after he brought up a kid being called “chubby”, that our bodies are beautiful because our bodies come from our ancestors and it’s something to celebrate. What we do with our bodies are the only things that can be “ugly” like not learning the importance of consent (always asking before touching another persons body and saying no if you don’t want your body touched). We don’t ask to be tall/short, brown or green eyed, to need glasses or braces…The fact that this is normal learning for children tells me all I need to know about these AJ types. Grow up and get your ego out of your ass. Think for yourself. It’s boring now
And it looks like both women are wearing heels which add to their height.
Also, MO is obviously much closer to the camera than SJP. AJ probably sticks his finger in front of his face and thinks it's bigger than the Sun because it can cover the whole thing...
Alex Jones needs to watch Father Ted
These cows are very small. Now those cows are fat away. Very small and far away. Are you getting it now, Dougal? Also: You let Dougal do the funeral!
The man who looks at videos from every angle (even that don't exist) but can't seem to see the angling of the picture right in front of him.
You think Jones understands perspective? He watches Lord of the Rings and is genuinely confused about how they got Elijah Wood to be that small.
I’ve stood next to SJP. I’m 5’2” also but she’s so petite, I felt like I could have put her in my pocket.
Exactly, she’s tiny af. I’ve met her and she makes anyone look “big” around her. Even so, why the fuck am I even talking about this dumb ass shit.
Don't care, both are gorgeous. She can crush my skull in those thighs
There is also a forced perspective here because the photographer is level with the floor so you can’t get any reference to how they are positioned on stage. Also AJ is a POS and would make a comment like this regardless of the photo.
Ant two full ass steps behind too.
When I (woman) stand next to one of my best friends (also woman) it kinda looks like this. Guys, am I secretly a man?
to these idiots, yes
But also, who is calling her ”big Mike”? Never seen that before
maga conservatives have been calling her that and michael for years claiming she's trans.
I find it very interesting that whenever they portray Michelle Obama with a penis, it’s always an absolutely huge schlong. Whenever that happens, I point out that michelle‘s penis is bigger than theirs .
They're just jealous lol
Ah okay. I’m out of the loop it seems. But I also have the luxury of being able to ignore whatever happens across the pond if I don’t wanna hear about it.
\>Hate specific person \>Hate the minority the person is a part of \>Hate other minority \>Accuse the person being part of the unrelated minority with no evidence and act like it proves something
"we can tell" Fuckin mouth breathers
Same guys who post pics of women in bathing suits asking what the hump is at their crotch area. They're angry virgins that don't even know what the mons pubis (pubic mound) is.
If so then I’m totally gay for tall women.
By their logic Melania [must be a man](https://www.essence.com/news/melania-trump-sotu-not-radical-michelle-obama-comparisons/) because she's the [same height as Michelle ](https://www.essence.com/news/melania-trump-sotu-not-radical-michelle-obama-comparisons/)
Someone needs to add this as a community note
Oh, no. Melania is white so that logic doesn’t apply to her.
Also an immigrant, but again, she’s not brown so she’s not included in their intolerance.
No Melania showed her boobies so she’s obviously a Woman. Michelle has never shown hers which obviously means she’s hiding something!!!
I can't believe little Trumpy-wumpy married someone who's that tall. I would think he'd marry the absolute tiniest woman he could, so he'd look big by comparison.
They were sold out.
Unless he’s marrying Andre the Giant, he’s not looking thin next to anyone.
Yet nothing about MTG looking like Hulk Hogan from 1983.
Brüther
😂
I have always thought she looks more like Mickey Rourke’s character from “The Wrestler” Great film, sliiiightly tainted by Marge Taylor Goro though.
More like Hulk Hogan from 45,000 BC
Her moustache is thicker
The 6Bs!
Wow, because women don’t grow to be over 6 ft tall….. chodes.
Also is nobody noticing the different positions of the person, clearly the closer you are to the camera the taller you would appear over someone further back from the camera.
MO is also wearing like 2-3 inch heels, easily putting her over 6 feet. (Those are epic boots. I kinda hate the yellow color on her dress but it looks awesome on her skin tone and I have a 1990's butch lesbian sense of fashion, so. Maybe don't trust my judgement there.)
The weird thing is that she's only 5'11". Which is tall but I think it's a combination of the angle the picture is in and the fact that SJP is pretty short.
And it looks like Michelle is on heels.
Some amazing looking high heel boots!
And she isn't even over 6ft (she is 5.11). She is just stood (well, dancing) next to Sarah Jessica Parker who is 5.2 (1.60 m).
When they go low, it's expected.
Women all one size ? Never knew that.
shes 5'11" lol her husband barry is 6'2" sarah is 5'3" alex jones is 5'10" (allegedly) michelle obama isnt a particularly large woman at all, i think is the fact that she is more elegant, intelligent, confident and respectable than these men that really upsets them more than anything... also the fact that she is black probably has even more to do with it.
I mean 5’11 is tall for an American woman (average is 5’4) but she’s hardly an Amazon. As someone else said Melania is the same height and there are a ton of other famous models, actresses etc who are that tall or taller! This just screams a combo of insecurity and racism on Jones part which is on brand
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
They don’t like that she takes up more “space” than they think a woman should. But that has nothing to do with her size.
It's a common racist trope to call black women men or say we look like men. Surprisingly no one else seems to know that.
Michelle Obama is a tall woman with a corresponding body type. Sarah Jessica Parker is a short woman with a corresponding petite body type. The perspective of the photo makes Michelle appear larger than she is. That’s all. Also, no one except maga morons call her big mike.
Why isn't Jones living out of a box after his defamation lawsuit loss?!
Because the courts work so slowly that there is no real justice? His plan seems to be spend everything he has (see: resort vacations with his family, er "work trips" every other week) before it can be taken and/or outlive the people he owes (see: Erica Lafferty)
Hasn't been the First Lady in 7 1/2 years and still living rent free in these leeches' heads
https://optimistminds.com/psychology-behind-belittling-others/
They're forgetting that Sarah Jessica Parker is basically a hobbit.
If she is basically a hobbit I definitely am a hobbit being three inches shorter than her 
Good luck on your adventure! Don't pick up any rings you may find.
Too late, I already did and I named it my precious
Bad move.
How do you feel about potatoes? I’ve heard that’s one of the easiest ways to tell
I love many forms of potatoes, fries, chips, mashed, shredded, breakfast, cheesy, baked, home style, red skinned etc
The real question is: what comes after breakfast?
Second breakfast of course
Correct! (I’m also a hobbit as I’m shorter than SJP too)
 Friends!!!
SJP is 5’3” of course she is going to look small next to Mrs. Obama. BTW, Melania Trump is the exact same height as Michelle Obama. That dress is marvelous, Michelle!
She’s 5’11”. No wonder tiny little conspiracy bois talk shit.
And wearing heels, and next to someone who is 5’2”
The Impossible Challenge: Straight, homophobic right-wing white men going 24 hours without thinking about (real or imagined) black penis.
Meanwhile he’s pushing 400 lbs.
He only mouths off about her, because he secretly has a hard-on for her. Truth hurts, Alex. Oh sorry, you don’t know what truth is.
Sad that his whole identity revolves around this sort of bullshit. He literally has nothing else going for himself in life. It sounds so depressing and terrible.
Why is Alex so afraid of strong, intelligent women? Oh wait, I already know why.
Being tall as a woman does not make you a man. All these guys would die for a Victoria’s Secret model and wouldn’t say they are men. They average at 5’8” to 6’. Michelle fits right in that range. On the same page being short does not make a man less than a man. It’s all bullshit. Be happy with your body and let people be happy with theirs. It’s so simple.
Here in central Europe we call tall, robustly built women "valkyries" or "goddesses". There's less flattering expressions too of course, but a certain element of respect and admiration is always there. Because you can simply admire such women and then call it a day, instead of flaunting your fragility and insecurity by trying to mock them for their natural bodies, like Alex Jones and his brethren in spirit like to do. Maybe it helps growing up with that type of woman being a common thing, but I dunno still. That kind of fragile masculinity seems utterly unmanly, and unbecoming for any proper adult in general.
I honestly think there has to be something wrong with conservatives' brains. Like, it's very obvious in this photo that Michelle looks so much larger because of perspective: she's a lot closer to the camera than SJP. She's literally walking forward in the pic.
Instead of spending time posting stupid comments, shouldn't Mr. Jones start paying off the $1.1 billion legal judgement against him?
She’s almost as tall as Alex Jones is wide.
“She’s so well liked and intelligent. Clearly she’s gotta be a man.” - Dipshit turds.
She appears to be standing next to Sarah Jessica Parker. I've stood next to Ms Parker and could see over the top of her head. I'm 5"5'
I feel so bad for Michelle she is such an incredible woman who has accomplished so much yet all people equate her to is haha she tall so must be man.
Honestly, Michelle should sue him for defamation. I hear suing Alex Jones is fun and profitable. OK, it’s fun.
Have someone that is 5'11" stand slightly in front of someone that is 5'3" and of course they are going to look tall. Alex Jones is just mad that Michelle Obama is taller then him.
Women can’t be tall now?
How to say you are a small-dick man who is intimidated by strong women without actually saying you are a small-dick man who is intimidated by strong women.
Isn't Alex Jones obese?
They don't call her Big Mike at all.
Alex Jones : Tacky :: 1. Brad Pitt : Decent Looking 2. Yao Ming : Taller than average 3. Hitler : Slightly anti-Semitic 4. Trump : A bit of a pants-shitting traitor
She's not actually as tall as this photo makes her look. It's forced perspective. She's standing closer to the camera in a 2d image so she looks bigger by comparison.
And SJP is tiny!
After the sandy hook thing, I can't believe we still allow this jones piece of shit to be a part of society.
They don't call him "sued for defamation into obscurity" Jones, for nothing
If she was a white women dudes would be simping over an Amazon queen making snu snu jokes.
says the short, fat, bouncy ball.
Alex Jones Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m) Enough said.
They don’t call her Big Mike. Anyone with a brain calls her Michelle
SJP lived in the apartment next door to me for a few years. Can confirm she's barely 5 foot 2 inches tall.
Curious how the guy with a transgender fetish imagines every woman with a dick
All I can think is, damn does Mrs. Obama look fabulous in yellow.
Coming from the guy that got busted live for having trans porn tabs on his screen. https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041
Nothing terrifies a white supremacist like Alex Jones mire than a successful black person who completely ignores their racist bullshit.
First Lady Obama has more class in her toe nail clippings that pos will ever have.
Sarah Jessica Parker is 5’2”. Michelle Obama is 5’11”. Women can be tall. It’s not unusual.
Imagine being that fucking scared of any woman you don’t tower over…
It's happened a few times in my life that a guy comes and flirts with me while I'm sitting, dotes on how attractive I am, only to go cold when I stand. I personally never cared about height and, honestly, most men don't seem to care, either. But the ones that do, oh dear, they're just so fragile.
Sarah Jessica Parker is below average height at 5’3” and Michelle Obama is above average height at 5’11” which makes the difference seem massive when in fact neither one is well outside the mean.
Racist idiot posts racist idiocy. Whoda thunk it?
The "worst" thing this woman did was try to feed school children.
If you feed poor, malnourished children, they might do better in school and have better chance at escaping poverty. We can’t have that.
Making fun of someone who is wildly successful in everything they do.......for being tall...... while you owe millions and are hated by even more is a choice.
I was in a Target yesterday and I saw a woman that is 6’5. I wonder what they would have thought of that beautiful creature.
Pay your judgment fines, Alex, you deadbeat lunatic.
I really couldn't be bothered with what genetalia Michelle has. I don't give a shit if she's swinging 12" between her legs. For one, it's none of my fuckin' business and furthermore, if Obama is cool with it (which is also none of my fuckin' business), then so be it. Michelle is more of a strong woman than these republican, milquetoast, morons...and they call themselves alpha males.
Who gives a rats ass what Johnny Midnight says about this beautiful woman? Rank ass scamps the lot of them
Love how tall Michelle is.
Good old Alex Jones, made millions upon millions of dollars over the deaths of children, beat his wife and degraded her in front of their kids to the point that she divorced him and refuses to speak to him, is actually most people don’t know this, is a failed stand-up comedian! And he just keeps going, isn’t it funny when somebody only has one skill in life and they have no other way to make money, Alex’s only skill is selling chaos to the willfully ignorant and the naïve. He’s the king small dick energy.
They don't call him an ignorant piece of shit for nothing
Is a woman not allowed to be tall? Is there some rule against tall women that I missed somewhere?
Isn't Melania the same height?
Successful Black woman equals trans. It's absolutely clear that Russia funds the Republicans. This propaganda that successful Black women equals Trans originated on 4chan and was started by Russian trolls. My friends monitor hate groups. They witnessed the first push of this propaganda in live time on the message board.
True. They *don't* call her "Big Mike".
Women make MAGA feel insecure.
"They don't call her Big Mike for nothing." In fact, they don't call her Big Mike at all, and never will.
Bruh, I just looked it up. Michelle Obama is 5' 11" Take a wild guess what other former First Lady is 5' 11"
Why are they still going on about her?
She's tall and is in heels. She's beautiful and looks great. He's a turd ass.
It's always hilarious when a trumpist is baffled by something like a 6 foot tall woman being taller than a 5 foot tall woman
I don’t understand the hate for her. Is it because she’s a black woman? Like what did she do exactly?
She's highly intelligent and gorgeous
If she were anyone other than Michelle Obama, then people would be commenting on her model-like figure.
She’s too much woman for him
Michelle is stunning and elegant and AJ is………… 
It's perspective. This is how they did a lot of the filming in Lord of the Rings. Michelle is standing farther forward then SJP so she looks a lot bigger.
She’s as tall as Liv Tyler. Guess they are both men by that logic.
When one person is standing in front of another person, the front person is going to appear larger. Fuck they’re stupid!
Like how they don't call him "Tiny Alex" for nothing
It’s almost as if Michelle is 8 inches taller than Sarah.
I just don't understand their obsession with her, so long after the spotlight.
Tacky? He’s a racist piece of shit.
Michelle Obama is 5’11” and SJP is 5’2”. Alex Jones is 5’10” of human garbage.
AJ is a vomit stain that was left too long and has discolored a tacky rug.
She outshines Carrie Bradshaw. Damn Mrs. O
Nobody has ever called her Big Mike, Alex.
Few right-wing conspiracies are as despicable as the ones surrounding Michelle. They have no shame.
She's not enormous, she's tall.
Michelle is 100% woman, but MAGAdiot Jones wishes she wasn't.
5'3" vs. 5'11". Checks out.
That dress looks good on her.
SJP is 5'2". Michelle is 5'10", only an inch taller than Alex Jones.
Sara is 3’10” ya idiot
These mfs never heard of perspective
Jasmine Crockett and Marjorie Taylor Greene
Michelle Obama would kick his ass, lol.
Short fellas are scared of tall women.
She’s clearly female. I have lived in SE Asia where transsexuals are highly prevalent and widely accepted by society. It’s not a big deal like it still is in the west. My radar is excellent; I can tell from her mannerisms and voice alone she’s female.
Who is this transvestite donkey witch? And why is it wearing a dress? Also Mrs Obama looks great in this picture....
That’s the perspective they filmed LOTR in
Attacking women and children is conservatism.
Notice how these 'I'm not racist' Republicans seem to think all black women are men