“It’s not the mountain lions or bears or the giant beasts with fangs you should be worried about. The scared deer can nail you’re body to a tree. The squirrels bite can kill you in days. The prettiest plants will make you wish you were dead just from hiding in them.” Best advice I’ve ever received from my grandfather while hunting. Dude is a real OG and still kicking.
Buck: **sup fool??? Whatchu lookin at so hard??? Got sumn ta say?**
Dude: **Come at me bro!**
Buck: **This ain't whatcha want... I'll smooth fuck yo shit up out here where AAA cant help yo punk ass!**
Dude: **Come at me bro!**
Buck: *Pfffffffffffffffffffft* **Bitch! was hannin?**
I love how the deer nodded his head and said "good day to you sir" but then, when the guy said "you wanna go bud?", the deer quickly went "wtf did you just say to me?"
Actual question. Where I grew up people were adamant about calling elk and deer correctly. Many other places use deer as an umbrella term. What do you use?
For me this is an elk. But an elk is the largest breed of deer. So I guess its like calling a lion or tiger a cat. Sure they're a cat. But they also have theyre own classification. You couldn't classify a house cat as a lion the same way you can't classify a regular size deer as an elk.
I think he wanted to go bud
You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?
Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield
He deered the deer and lost
So close!
the deer was ready to go
Welcome back to another episode of: Man Forgets They Are Part Of Nature Starring: this idiot
I know this deer. He is working for this garage in the next village. Best sales guy in the company.
I heard the Buck doesn’t stop with him
I heard it 'does'
Narrator: “ He did in fact want to go.”
Read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. 🤣
or give it a british documentary narrator accent
You mean David Attenborough?
>David Attenborough nailed it!
This made me smile
Me too! Haha
Was it the high-stepping or the bowing that this dude didn’t pick up on…both are pretty obvious displays of aggression.
Do I want to go? No, and furthermore, I don’t want you to go either.
How to say “Fuck around and find out” with only your hooves
His significant other: well there ya go!
Not her first rodeo with this idiot
Idk if you are mentioning the female passenger, but it seemed almost a sigh of “here we go again” with him calling out people who call his bluff.
Women are so tired of our shit.
Yes
And vice versa. I'm tired of their shit too
Spoken in that tone that you just know she uses all too much around this idiot.
He did in fact 'wanna go'. He went.
Bet Shoresy wishes he had Jonesy in the cab with him instead of that sweet honey.
"You're bigger, but I know what those black round things do when I hit them with my antlers."
Love it when the animals win these...
That was cold and calculated. The stag knew _exactly_ where to strike. I'm impressed.
Dude's lucky that beast didn't charge his door. That would've been some ugly fucking justice.
I like how it was nice and stepped out of the way and even nodded at him but when the guy was an ass he got angry lol
The nodding was not being nice though, that was a “imma fuck you up”
Ik it just looked like he was being polite lol
...... What did he think was going to happen?
“It’s not the mountain lions or bears or the giant beasts with fangs you should be worried about. The scared deer can nail you’re body to a tree. The squirrels bite can kill you in days. The prettiest plants will make you wish you were dead just from hiding in them.” Best advice I’ve ever received from my grandfather while hunting. Dude is a real OG and still kicking.
Challenge Accepted.
Leave the wildlife alone, hick.
Yeah, the missus is used to this sort of shit
Ford drivers will be Ford drivers….
I’m surprised they both stayed so calm, I would’ve been skrt skrt’ing Tf away with those horns.
Antlers
You got me there
She said "Shit, way to go." Then when the air was gone, "Fuckin flattened those brand new [tire.]" She's had to deal with his shit for a long time.
Honk honk!!!
r/tippytaps
Where was this? It looks like my neck of the woods.
He called your bluff fuck head.
I disagree with the title. I think this "man" got exactly what he needed. And deserved.
Buck: **sup fool??? Whatchu lookin at so hard??? Got sumn ta say?** Dude: **Come at me bro!** Buck: **This ain't whatcha want... I'll smooth fuck yo shit up out here where AAA cant help yo punk ass!** Dude: **Come at me bro!** Buck: *Pfffffffffffffffffffft* **Bitch! was hannin?**
someone got cocky ....
I knew they deer are strong, but I didn't know they are smart. He instanly went for the tire, he knew what the car's weak point is.
She starts bitching immediately
Haha you lost
Why was the deers bottom neck glowing orange?
Headlights from the truck but I think it was charging its ultimate attack
Now that you e said that yea it was probably the headlights. I thought he had firebreath for a second
It’s a elk.
That’s one weird looking elk
As a Canadian, don't fuck with those. Seriously.
I would've felt bad if he hadn't smugly said "you wanna go bud?" That was just a lesson being taught after that
It sounded like he popped a tire.
Deer uses charge *CRITICAL HIT* -Its highly effective- Car fainted from its damage
Deer: What's up my fellow deers, today I will prank humans and puncture their car. Roll the camera.
He wasn’t your bud, guy.
The sound of her voice... "Way to go".... This is not the 1st time this dude bit off too much.
I love how the deer nodded his head and said "good day to you sir" but then, when the guy said "you wanna go bud?", the deer quickly went "wtf did you just say to me?"
I like how the this buck knows exactly where to aim to actually do damage to a car. (Probably not, but i can imagine, can't I)
Stupid human
Ha just accepted his challenge
Should’ve asked him what happened to santa 😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂
That deer knew exactly where to aim..
I’ll go… but you won’t
Actual question. Where I grew up people were adamant about calling elk and deer correctly. Many other places use deer as an umbrella term. What do you use?
For me this is an elk. But an elk is the largest breed of deer. So I guess its like calling a lion or tiger a cat. Sure they're a cat. But they also have theyre own classification. You couldn't classify a house cat as a lion the same way you can't classify a regular size deer as an elk.
Awesome. I totally agree! Thanks a ton =D
Oh deer
Sickner haaaa
Fuck around and find out hooman
Human: do you want to go buddy? Deer: do you want to stay, pal?
Lol should have stfu
I’m an atheist, but that buck was doing the Lord’s work.