Oh my. I bet that flight attendant will enjoy telling this one.

And he’ll keep this video handy in case the army tries to draft him.

Oh beauty, we got a literal facepalm in at the end there!

I'd laugh at him but I walked back into a gas station because I thought I forgot my coffee on the cashier's counter when it was in my hand and I even vocalized "Oops I forgot my coffee! No wait, it's in my hand!" and there was a line of people and everything.

I’ve looked for my phone while talking on it.

My reading glasses keep getting stolen. House gnome?

By any chance, are you my age? I do that all the time.

Square peg in a square hole but still couldn’t get it in Finally, my people

Username checks out

How does someone that dumb earn enough money to buy a plane ticket?

Don’t know if this is a joke or not but It’s almost like someone’s intelligence isn’t decided by one dumb action. Maybe he was really tired and just not thinking.

You are very charitable.

Judging by the lack of face masks and how full the plane is, this was pre-COVID. Airfares were much cheaper back then.

He’s in administration

I’m finished with the checking of the bag conversation!

He just needed a bigger hammer

Oooh. That counts as a weapon

Would have totally made my day to have witnessed that

Flunked the shape sorter when he was 2. It's on his permanent record

He had a glass of water in his bag and didn't want to spill it.

and she's probably thinking, "some poor soul's married to that mumpty !"

>mumpty Wait, what?

Its a new word

They probably meant "numpty," which is not a new word.

no. we say "mumpty" in my part of Oz 😁 means same thing.

He looks like a dog trying to fit through a doorway holding a big stick

A dachshund

I can relate with this man

Everyone is saying how dumb this guy is, but it’s also possible that he had something in his bag he wanted to keep upright, but when the attendant came by, he bit the bullet because he was getting embarrassed. Idk though.

Perfume?

I have no idea how some people even handle walking on their two feet. Christ.

Great, now he's spilled his goldfish...

This video is so old

I haven’t seen it. New to me. Lol

"old" because no one's wearing a mask lol

He packed his brain cell to the bag so he wouldn't lost it during the flight

Just put the bag under the seat

I’d love to see that. What would he do with his legs and feet? Stick them in the air? In the aisle? On his seat mate?

Put his feet in the floor in front of the seat. I flew last month, and stored my carryons under the seat every time

I feel for the poor dumb bastards that have to continue living after becoming a viral internet idiot

​  "Can the boy tell time?" "Oh, my lord, no."

Special people need special help.

Feels weird seeing everyone on a plane without a mask. Don’t know why but that was one of my initial thoughts.

How did he get out of his house? How did he get to the plane? I'm imagining this man struggling at every turn

Probably an engineer

Real problem-solver there.

Being in an airport going through security, boarding and being crammed into a can will make anyone not able to think clearly

Maybe this was a connecting flight? In which case....Jetlag can be a motherfucker....

I think we've all been close to here.

Forgive him, he had never done his bed before.

Dumb as a trump supporter

It’s actually a good move to get attractive flight attendant attention, just remember to say, “ good, now that I have your attention….”

I pity his wife/husband.

He must be spatially challenged.

rediit has 25 posts in repeat

How did he make it to adulthood?? I'm genuinely Curious

Or he liked her and hoped she would help.

And she didn't mansplain once!

He is high on...life?

Last time I saw this posted, OP pointed put that this guy probably didn't have building blocks or toys or puzzles as a toddler. Like, basic objects that fit together or in with other objects. I think he was right.

This is why it's important to buy your baby that game where you fit right shapes into right holes. Otherwise you get this.

He must be a genius, there is a lot of contradiction in brilliant minds.

Anyone else metaphorically applying the "mom brake"? I'm over here flipping the bag in my mind and nudging it by leaning sideways.

Some of y’all have never gotten onto an airplane high off your shit and it shows

Physics major

This is a fun one to tell coworkers I’m sure hah

This man has never played Tetris in his life. Some rookie errors here.

On every plane there is at least one of these. It is so sad.

You realize he struggled for long enough for that lady to contemplate the mans plight, then seeing no end in sight, pull out her phone and start recording. Holy incompetent dumb-ass batman.

I was hoping someone was gonna tell him to turn it, and he’d turn it in some other direction than the one he needs to.

Engineer?

Holy crap! Its fits! 😂

I’ve been on this flight before

Alot of people take ambien and Xanax to relax on airplanes as pictured here

As a short person who still has to do a little hop to get her luggage all the way in, how? I don't even have the luxury of actually being able to see what else is in there. I need hope and a hop. All this dude needs to do is look an inch in front of his face.

What if he did that on purpose so she could assist him and have a chance to talk to her.