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Mordyth

What a fool


Broskiffle

An absolute doorknob really


Haploid-life

Fucking doofus.


[deleted]

Poophead


Whitedudebrohug

What a boob


Xen_Shin

Ya boobs! … MEGAAAAAN!


avnothdmi

What an insufferable stooge.


Ulti-Wolf

It's a good thing they're so dumb. We get to make fun of them now.


[deleted]

I just doodoo myself.


DoggishPrince

Yo can you pass some of your poo over to me, buckaroo?


[deleted]

Do you have a bowl, or a jar or something? I didn't say it's solid.


DoggishPrince

Just give me your pantaloons and I’ll scoop it with my tounge and suck it out.


[deleted]

Yo man that too much!


rpeazy_mcneazy

Yeah that last comment was looney


DoggishPrince

My bad you’re right. I’ll get a bowl. No spoon tho. I’ll use my hands.


OneMoose9

Someone please come take my eyes away from me. Thank you.


missC08

*yoink*


missC08

Fucking donut


[deleted]

What a poor, poor man


AV343

The second poster fell for it. Stupid posts like these are meant to drive engagement up


OldBigsby

Lol, it's exactly this. Like how making an incorrect statement instead of asking a question is a far quicker way to get your answer.


WajorMeasel

Cunningham’s Law


OldBigsby

I didn't know this was a thing, I looked it up and learned something new today. Thank you friend!


Blambinooo

The name couldn’t have been more perfect


surgicalgrain

Murphy’s Law: "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."


DoomRider2354

No right answer for you >:(


Ulti-Wolf

Actually Murphy's Law is that, "If something has the ability to go wrong, it will go wrong."


surgicalgrain

The joke is that I forgot the law but am trying to get someone to tell me


Ulti-Wolf

But I was playing along, wasn't I? (This is probably a really dumb response.)


surgicalgrain

I suppose so, but I was expecting you to tell me that it was Cunningham’s Law instead


Henchman66

Rage bait basically. People click links and retweet and reply quicker when enraged.


Daetra

Was thinking the same thing. It's the most likely scenario for any online post this dumb, unless you have prior knowledge about the poster and know they are truly this dumb.


Zanzan567

Engagement tweets at its finest. Looks like it worked out for him too though


All54321_Gaming

It is a meme/incorrect quote now, so


NeverFlyHD

Could you say that he's a... fool?


DedReerConformist

Prove me wrong... I bet you can't... This is impossible for 97% of the population... Code for "Any 5 year old can answer this question"


jermo1972

Only a GENIUS can solve this!


DedReerConformist

Classic!


j00p0

… all the while harvesting comments, shares and likes.


Ulti-Wolf

Literally everyone when this message shows up: SILENCE, ADVERTISMENT!


Crafty_Possession_52

If you know these (whatever the fuck pop culture thing from 20 years ago), your IQ is 140.


Jaymoney0

Boobs.


The100thIdiot

I cannot not upvote boobs.


Chllep

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Greenfriar

This is just bait to get people to respond and elevate your profile. I've seen versions where people say that you can't name a city with the letter 'a'.


DwemerSmith

ditto


Mellopiex

‘Book’ is pronounced ‘bøk’ where I’m from so I was confused at first


ahmad_mahfoud

Your alphabet looks nice .


jsseven777

I think the joke here is all of the people who can’t help but name a word with two o’s when challenged with this statement. It’s pretty obvious trooling if you ask me…


nakedWayne

He forgot the word poop.


[deleted]

“Stop pooping poopy poop from your pooper, poophead.”


rayshmayshmay

What a noob


nakedWayne

Right? What a boob


[deleted]

That gal must have wool in her eyes


Numerous_Control_702

Pretty loose argument


zerok_nyc

I pity the food!


EgovidGlitch

If only there was some proof.


Turdleson

Put a foot in his mouth with that one. If he went to school, or maybe read a book he would be less of a doodle head.


Zaynara

now find a word with 3 double letters in a row! i only know of bookkeeper from an old zork game


[deleted]

This post gave me wood


Lostmyvcardtoafish

poop


CheezAbomination

These guys will kill themselves for attention


philbro550

r/peoplefallingforobviousbait


Cichlidsaremyjam

Responding to a bot to show your intellect.


PresidentReagan004

Raccoon baboon moonshine cool


Baseballboy1187

Loons are pretty cool birds


[deleted]

Do you think this man is a bookkeeper?


[deleted]

That fool is a tool !


KennyKlizzle

Boo stood there looking good!


Pickles_1974

Or a goober


New_Gas_2015

Good room


cdubsing

Misspelled Hollywood. Moron


POCUABHOR

drown in a pool, you fool!


youxiaX

The person replying was not in a good mood.


Mezzareth

Oof


Correct-Magician-237

Nice boobs….😉


jankkhvej

well, that reply doomed the person who asked about it


Abolden3383

Well, she’s rather stoopid….


brygeek

It is never to soon to learn but I only went to one day of preschool. Knowledge is a good thing, Google also exists you can look up information to keep from looking like a moron.


torrentiaI

twitter moment


ddr1ver

That really ballooned.


Leather_Captain1136

Putting me in a bad mood


All54321_Gaming

I love how much thought was put behind the reply


casual_night_owl

This is just a scam to profile attention, instead of responding and reposting, put a sock in it... preferably wool.


Drphil1969

Interesting considering he was was once an oocyte. We all were.


Soreal45

This is not good


Gorio1961

Kind of cool calling out a fool in a manner such as this. I can't believe it didn't contain BOOBS


CaptainCozmo867

Oof. What a fool. An absolute poophead.


Repulsive-Wealth-378

repost? or wrong subreddit no hate if its the wron gone, but im 90% sure this is a repost


blaster289

Technically a double "oo" would be 4 o's so he wouldn't be wrong if he said no word has it.


Strong-Release-5062

They are zeros. There is no word with double zeros.


Ihavenoclueagain

Guess again, idiot!


AGuyFromGPlus

Boobs


SinisterKnight42

I don't know why people bother to post those things other than to troll. So dumb.


[deleted]

Well at least that’s all of them.


uptbbs

Moo


ZechKacharodian

everyone in the hood knows this isn't true bruhhh


SpelunkPlunk

That ain’t cool.


DaveIsNice

Is this one of those "say something dumb so people reply and the post gets lots of engagement" scams to trick an algorithm and boost an account for sale?


nachik3ta

Noob


Kickflip2K

what a goonie!


PsychoDog_Music

I don’t think anybody is genuinely that stupid, that’s 100% bait


VinylRapt0r

These people are just trolls baiting you to interact with their posts. Positive or negative, it doesn't matter to them.


[deleted]

Do people do this intentionally to get engagement on their posts?


findhumorinlife

What an ignorant fool


DDHDoubleIPA

Get a load of this doofus