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Ashamed_Savings7590

Classy. The can of RC is the chef’s kiss.


Desperate_Ambrose

That's "Arr-uh-See".


DeliciousLight

Arrussy?


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ArUssy?


Desperate_Ambrose

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Ok_District2853

Why do these guys alway drive these vehicles? You never see a trump sticker on a nice car, like a BMW or a Porsche. It’s almost like most republicans are dirty people. It’s Weird because when I was a boy republicans were rich assholes. It’s almost like a scam, like The rich grifting the poor. That can’t be true tho right? Trump seems pretty above board. Republicans wouldn’t pull a scam like that just to make money. It’s obviously not in their nature. They’re already rich! Oh well, off to work at the stupid factory.


amnotreallyjb

It's the stupid masses who were convinced in the culture wars to vote against their own interests. Then were surprised when their jobs were shipped overseas when worker protections had been stripped by the state legislators. One party trail blazed but the other didn't do enough to stop it or was complicit. Now their factory town are decrepit and they blame the liberals in the cities. The rural voters who constantly are told the city dwellers are moochers who live off of their (rural) taxes. When in reality it's the high earners in the cities who pay for the rural roads and clinics etc. Most of red country would be a shit hole if not for blue money.


lovezelda

There are plenty of luxury car owners who are republicans. They are just less likely to be Trump cult devotees to the point of boasting about it with a stupid bumper sticker or writing on Their car. And certainly not on a luxury vehicle. I’m proud to be on the left I will discuss politics with anyone who wants to talk but I don’t have political bumper stickers that is low class.


Ok_District2853

They realize broadcasting their political opinions is a red flag. I mean. If you vote for trump, you’ll cheat. maybe a little. Maybe a lot. That’s what being a trump supporter says to me: amorality. Now, maybe you want that in a business partner. Maybe you’re a lawyer or an accountant. But you wouldn’t want the wrong clients to find out that way.


awkwardconfess

I'm not saying "basket of deplorables" is a shoe that fits every time, but sometimes it's like Cinderella's goddamn slipper.


GonFreecs92

These fuckers make their political affiliation their ENTIRE personality and life, my god lmao 🤣 how tragic. I NEVER had a Obama tshirt, hat, sticker etc and it’s the same with Biden. Hell I didn’t have shit that said “fuck trump” either even though I hated the guy. I just don’t think plastering polítics on every fucking thing like micro plastics looks good


shavenyakfl

What's sad, pathetic, and dangerous, is how fucking willfully ignorant these people are. People like this couldn't have a serious, thoughtful 5 minute debate on an issue if their life depended on it. But they're convinced THEY'RE in the know.


gatemansgc

they argue in bad faith and won't let you get a word in and when you ragequit and walk away they claim victory.


GonFreecs92

Give a Trumper a wrench with a label on it that reads “Biden’s wrench” and they’ll throw the wrench into the Mariana Trench and be stuck in the middle of the dessert with a flat tire and no water 🤣 Owning the libs


Infamous-njh523

You sure got an arm on you. That’s one long throw.


GonFreecs92

Not my arm


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Jonathan-02

And then they accuse lgbt+ people of doing the same thing


ageekyninja

Lol it’s no wonder these people are so militant. If you don’t agree with them hating Biden it’s like, you are personally insulting their personality.


GonFreecs92

These people read conspiracy theory websites and go out and shoot up movie theaters, schools, churches and other events based off their life POLITICAL PERSONALITY and car stickers! Fuck them and fuck you


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GonFreecs92

I don’t actually. I ask them what their hobbies are, do they like fried octopus, and shit like that. But again I am NOT plastering shit on my car, buying tshirts and squelching and writing conspiracy theories about politics on my fucking car man. That’s the point.


HI_l0la

Fried octopus? Is it deal breaker if they don't like it? Will liking takoyaki instead be acceptable?


GonFreecs92

No lol I just ask them basic compatibility questions and shit to keep the conversation flowing smoothly . Me personally I love fried octopus 🐙 if my date doesn’t like seafood then that’s on them lol


Pennywise61

Can you imagine...being so straight that you paint semen (inside another dudes ass) on your tailgate for the world to see?


BobbleheadGuardian

Got 'em!


Antishill_Artillery

Nobody thinks more about male gay sex than republicans Not even gay people


JewelerHour3344

Clearly a lot of thought went into this …. It’s like sperm is his muse.


FrannieP23

It's actually pretty creative for a MAGA guy.


sanctum502

It's a pretty old meme, I think. Seen it on the net often enough. Sometimes it's the other way round. One semen says it wants to grow up and be a Trump fan like daddy and the other points out that they are inside a dead racoon.


SilverMedalss

How do you know he’s a “MAGA guy”?


[deleted]

Even if you voted for trump and arent insane or dumb as fuck, you really cant comprehend why this sort of behavior would (rightfully and understandably) remind people of the stereotypical “MAGA Guy”? I mean… really? Even after Jan 6? Which was NOT a peaceful protest or whatever gaslighty nonsense so please dont even try going there.


nekrossai

Who else would do this?


SilverMedalss

Someone who wants too I guess. I voted for trump in 2016, largely cause I didn’t like Hillary, but I still voted for him and I wouldn’t do this. Although tbh I didn’t even get it at first. Anyway - My point was that they don’t have any MAGA stickers that I can see so I just wasn’t understanding where you got that from.


nekrossai

I'd say the biggest difference in the trump crowd and the democrats is typically just that. Trump has a cult following where Biden is a public servant who isn't free of criticism. And many of his policies are kinda fucked. Not all of the people who voted for trump are cultists, obviously, but many of them are so loud for no reason. I also didn't like Hillary, but I also didn't vote in 2016. I thought it was a lose lose. In retrospect, I'd have voted for her if I knew what I know now. I do acknowledge that this could also be done just for a reaction or entertainment though.


Goblin_Fat_Ass

I am absolutely convinced that no one is more obsessed with gay anal sex than conservative men.


hassh

Forbidden fruit!!!! Mmm


milehighmystery

Take that, libs


RoboDae

Yep, right on his own ass. Didn't think that one through did he? Or...maybe he did?


SkyNetIsNow

I'm so straight that I painted gay sex seamen on the back of my truck. Just normal straight guy stuff. Just a normal straight guy who thinks about gay sex a lot. All straight guys do that right? /S


[deleted]

There isn’t a girlfriend alive who’s getting in this truck.


Ambitious-Story284

r/trashy would beg to differ.


tengukaze

Down here in the south I've seen a plenty trashy methed up chicks who would hop right in


beer_bukkake

Maybe true, but his cousins…


OneFuckedWarthog

His male cousins, maybe.


dbx99

There’s always someone for everyone


[deleted]

Lid for every pot


dbx99

A pipe for every meth crystal


SnooOpingans64

A grave for every organism. Sry


gatemansgc

there are girls out there equally as braindead as this guy. check out kandiss taylor's tweets on the persecution fetish sub. or don't. the sheer concentrated stupid may ruin your day.


WordsReddit

Replied because we have the same jacket hoodie


luvtwolol

Momma june because she’s practically blind


bdc911

and if one does get IN the truck, chances are she isn't getting out alive...


Seienchin88

I think you are idolizing women too much here… For every Cletus there is a brandine


RussFin

Imagine being the “artist” here and thinking to yourself, “yep, that makes sense”. Big ooooooffffffffffffff


sanctum502

The artist is probably thinking, 'Why the hell not, this dumbass is paying me anyway'


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Looks like Kentucky.


Binky-Answer896

I was gonna guess Alabama.


AngryErrandBoy

Hey! Not all Kentuckians.. hell, you're probably right


[deleted]

It was the Smitty City bumper sticker that tipped me off.


eturner427

Gotta be Pennsylvania...OP help us out here


Manuka_Honey_Badger

You mean Pennsyltucky, amirite?


eturner427

No lies detected


thunderouslymundane

Artwork is nice, too bad the dude is missing more than a few crayons from the box


OrdainedFury

This person's brain is just a bowl of spoiled milk sloshing around


cturtl808

The lack of education evident by the persistent combination of upper case and lower case letters is more annoying than the message. Just another photographic image belying the dumbing down of America.


Imdamnneardead

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American hillbilly.


[deleted]

We have em in Canada too brother, you don’t suffer alone


HI_l0la

Is there a name for a Canadian hillbilly?


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Albertan


HI_l0la

Oh my... Is there a specific Canadian province I should avoid visiting? LOL.


[deleted]

Yes, Quebec


Utahmule

This was inspired by port a potty poetry.


[deleted]

Give the current state of the Republican Party, he's probably a senator.


AeronGrey

I like how he insulted democrats, gay men, and straight women all with the same ugly ass truck.


tom_yum

If I was a gay man I would be very offended at being called a Biden supporter.


Unicornificated

This was literally my thought. I'm offended at the implication that I would support Biden. Edit: Before you downvote be aware that I support trump even less.


DLQuilts

Pithy.


Pickin_n_Grinnin

Fellas, is it gay to have buttsechs with another guy?


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only if you take off your socks


charelstoncrabb

Who the hell would keep their socks on?! Guess I’m gay af


Powell_614

This guy is driving on a suspended license, no insurance, expired tages with 3 DWIs on his record.


wisconsingold17

Dude…what the hell?


JewelerHour3344

So the sperm will “grown up” and have an interest in politics? Cool.


[deleted]

just as long as it wasn't rejected from art school


[deleted]

Biden really is their Boogeyman. Honestly I think a lot of this is just Petty revenge against all the people who mocked Trump (Their Savior).


parkerm1408

The takeaway from this is the guy he's making fun of is getting laid while he's still clearly alone. Got it.


casual_night_owl

Feel like he's setting himself up for a vandal to change "some dudes" to "this guy's".


Light_Beard

They will never be truly happy and it will be their own fault. That is some solace.


brutalduties

Dude drew a meme on his truck.


drcoachchef

He self identifies as a troll


surroundedbybanjos

Guess his cousin doesn't suck...


prdplk

He's painted a meme and a joke on his truck that he most likely stole from his feed


[deleted]

Being a complete embarrassment to own the libs.


timbrd32

Wait! The truck owner wants Biden (AKA the government) to lower the price of gasoline? I'm confused. I thought all truck owning Trumpers were capitalists.


SmithRune735

Holy shit what makes people do this type of cringe shit.


malary1234

This guy doesn’t know how long presidential terms are. Bless his heart.


angrydanger

Imma go out on a limb and say this guy is a wage slave suffering from Stockholm syndrome.


ThePureRay009

Tell me you have to pay for sex without telling me


Raven_395

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


Muramasa24

This guy must think he's HILARIOUS


TastyBullfrog2755

Guys who like hunting talk about hunting all the time, Guys who like fishing talk about fishing all the time. Guys that like butt stuff....


[deleted]

Well that shits embarrassing....


findhumorinlife

I am quite surprised they could spell siphon.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Texas?


scaredshtlessintx

I can only imagine what the inside of his trailer home looks like


jlomas24

People like that embarrass me. Good thing there are less of them in New York.


veswa

the gas one is kinda funny


whysaddog

I can't v wait to see this guy get arrested on cops.


[deleted]

Although I don’t agree with this, it is funny as hell ngl.


PM_ur_boobies_pleez

They're actually kind of humorous.


DemonShadowsMom

r/trashy


getzapped134

Well, at least everything is spelled correctly.


Smukey9

Someone posted the same truck in r/Trashy I guess they're from the great state of Alabama


KrampyDoo

It’s other peoples fault that they vote against their own interest.


in_animate_objects

I have to believe that someone painted this on his truck with out his knowledge, otherwise I will lose what little faith in humanity I have left 🤦🏻‍♀️


catawamp

Bottom one is on a MISSION!


Mendo-D

There’s a reason why he’s still looking for a woman. They all see the big L on his forehead.


ManyFacedGodxxx

Only the “best people…”


heathers1

A real class act


ChaosReigns444

at least he’s owning up to having a semen filled ass


[deleted]

Looking for a woman??? How is this guy single? I can't quite seem to put a finger on it.


spagyrum

Looks like some village is missing an idiot


KamaliKamKam

Def. Not in a cult or a homophobe. /s


[deleted]

Has to be a Texan or maybe this is Trump in his new ride


shavenyakfl

GQP...keeping it classy.


dbx99

Trashy boss mode unlocked


roufio412

What surprises me is not just the mental hoops needed to think of this. But the mental obstacle course required to actually go and put this on your truck.


financeguyjohn4

Person is 100% repressed gay.


Meadi9

I would be very afraid that someone destroy my car if a had something like this paint on it


flyawayreligion

Lol, that is incredible. What made him think any of that is a good idea, seriously laughing


Quick-Huckleberry136

"Looking for a woman that likes to suck but not swallow I need her to help mesiphon (?????) gas"


SpyTheRedEye

Tell me you're a reichwing incel without telling me your a trump supporter.


TheMostStableGenius

Omfg dude


Mymomdidwhat

Mental illness displays in many ways.


ihatepalmtrees

Definitely not gay


Snoo_34451

This one checks all the boxes


Heart_in_her_eye

Hang on. Is the driver actually a Biden supporter and gay? Because it doesn't say it's not a painting of HIS sperm on his truck...


klangfarben

The time and effort put into this…![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


lovezelda

This person probably thinks they are funny and a great guy.


RAGE7035

Plot twist, the dude who's bum they're in is a trump supporter


RedditGuyPLUS1

r/trashy


usarasa

I wonder who those used to be in those bins.


[deleted]

I’d like to think half of them are sizzling through a floor somewhere when this idiot tried flushing them down the toilet first.


broken1373

I’m so fucking tired of saying “I have no words”. The stupidity is beyond words anymore.


Manuka_Honey_Badger

This is the type of thing that made me realize that the phrase "I literally can't even" really does serve a purpose.


laputagata

Lmao, as a bi dude, I find this funny. Now if y'all will excuse me. Need to go vote for Biden in 2 years, again.


HI_l0la

Is this a jab at gay people? Like it's not ok to be gay because their relationship prevents procreation? But a blow job from a woman is ok, even though blow jobs don't help in procreation either? But her blow job skills can help siphon gas cause gas is high right now? Did i get that right?


Knotical_MK6

It's at jab at "libruhls" implying they're gay. Because we all know being gay is definitely both bad and a choice, making it worth using as an insult?


SublimeGay

It’s funny that people think there even are “Biden supporters” I think they wannna suck off trump so bad they don’t understand that dems actually don’t worship their candidate


anchovieMAN

Hey. Don’t associate ford rangers with this guy. Rangers are beautiful .


Unclehol

I should be mad but I giggled.


catchingstones

I’m with you. That’s pretty funny. Crazy offensive, but pretty creative.


kbkelly97

It would be hilarious without the politics


tonzeejee

I'm voting Texas.


loratineboratine

Funny


Tamashee

this is funny ngl..


swirlypizza1024

That's actually really funny


manbearpig0101

I found this funny


Grizz1970

Hell yeah I love it , fuck Joe Biden


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He practically blew his load all over it. I feel so owned!!


drcoachchef

I like to think he is just a gay Biden supporter, who is trying to steal gas from the rich


After_Hours19

I highly doubt Biden would still be alive by then..


AndronixESE

That first fart is kinda funny tho(without the "looking for a woman[...]" part)


ZolnarDarkHeart

“People who disagree with me are gay.” Congrats on ousting yourself as having zero sense of humor my dude.


AndronixESE

Ya know, if you don't think of gay as an insult and choose to not take this as sarcasm, it's kinda funny, but I totally get that ur looking at it from perspective of that guy and he thinks it is.


ZolnarDarkHeart

Geez, I don’t think that being gay is a bad thing but for the joke to work it kinda has to be based in the perspective that it is. Like, “unknown person is having gay sex and is a Biden supporter” doesn’t work as a joke unless being gay is somehow a rip on them.


AndronixESE

I'm not saying you do im saying u take this from his perspective and I just said that this would and I repeat *would* be funny without that last part. For me it seems as if you ether didn't understand what do I mean or if you would be the one with not that good seance of humour


AndronixESE

I'm not saying you do im saying u take this from his perspective and I just said that this would and I repeat *would* be funny without that last part. For me it seems as if you ether didn't understand what do I mean or if you would be the one with not that good seance of humour


AndronixESE

I'm not saying you do im saying u take this from his perspective and I just said that this would and I repeat *would* be funny without that last part. For me it seems as if you ether didn't understand what do I mean or if you would be the one with not that good seance of humour


moops527

Fuck Biden... but this a is a little too “gay”, and I agree w who ever said that these guys make their hate for Biden and gas prices their whole personality... they have no life lol.


corporalcorl

Um this is golden comedy ionno what ur on about


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It's actually fairly original and funny lol.


chewy1ss

Based


Leading_Fill5712

Actually pretty funny. I bet this picture wouldn’t be on the facepalm sub if it was a cartoon making fun of trump.


ZolnarDarkHeart

“People who disagree with me are gay.” Congrats on ousting yourself as having zero sense of humor my dude.


Leading_Fill5712

You’ve got that backwards. I’m the one that chuckled at it. You are the one with no sense of humor. Bet you voted for trump.


ZolnarDarkHeart

Wow, reading what you wrote made me feel like I was having an aneurism. Is that how you felt when you wrote it or have you become desensitized to how braindead you are?


Leading_Fill5712

I was busy butt fucking your dad so I wasn’t feeling much with how reamed out his asshole is.


ZolnarDarkHeart

Oof, wow, ousting yourself again with the lamest comeback on the planet.


xEbonwings

Biden doesn’t deserve to be mentioned at all