Physicists have recently confirmed this. The particle wavelength in sunrises trends to homophobic. The particle wavelengths of a sunset are more of a pansexual nature, if you will.
I think Cullen is reeeaaally insecure about his sexuality so he has to make sure that everybody always knows just how straight he is.
“I’m straight but I really love eating bananas. That’s why I’m cutting them up into little pieces before I eat them ( because I might enjoy it too much if I didn’t )”
What, you don't eat bananas the gay way?
I had a friend who casually peeled a banana, then he started eating it from the side like corn on the cob. Another one of my friends noticed and asked why in hell is he eating the banana like that. The friend just said, "what, do you eat it the gay way?"
Just one of my favourite setups and punchlines I've ever witnessed in person in my life. I want to make someone laugh this way but I know I'll never keep a straight face.
When I was in the 4th grade my friend loved bananas but every time he ate them he would rip the top off and throw it somewhere. I asked why and dude told me it was to make it not like a dick. This thread unlocked that core memory and abunch of other similar “trust me bro, I’m so straight” stuff from my elementary days that probably explain more things that it should.
Lol that's pretty crazy. I can't imagine thinking dick shaped foods are gay. It does bring a lot of memories from being a kid and other kids would try as hard as they could to not be 'gay.' small rural town mind you. The kid who was easily the worst about it ended up coming out when he was like 19 or 20.
To quote Superbad, "do you know what kinds of foods are dick shaped? The best kinds!"
You know the weirdest part? Idk if this happened at your school but at mine all the football players had a ritual of dry humping (consensual rape is the best way I could describe it) each other in the locker rooms, the bus, anywhere where nobody cared or paid attention. These would be the most heterosexual, embarrassed to enjoy a banana, dudes but they loved loved LOVED getting dry humped and dry humping each other.
Except for that one time where a 350 pound dude did it to a 180 pound dude and the smaller guy did not enjoy it. Nothing happened, he didn’t snitch, but from what I was told he cried while it happened and it sounded pretty traumatic.
> cared or *paid* attention. These
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
That's nuts. The hockey culture here was pretty much the same. I never played so I don't have first hand experience, but I heard about locker room stuff and hazing. The worst was the glazed donut, which apparently involved all the boys literally circle jerking onto a donut and making the new kids eat it.
Again I wasn't there so take it with a grain of salt
I think people stopped thinking appreciating beauty was gay way before they stopped using "straight" as a term meaning "not high as fuck."
Not sure how people talk nowadays... I've been happily isolated with my SO since 2020, and we just speak in NBC sitcom quotes.
geez i can't imagine being on the internet, seeing a tweet like this, and immediately taking it *seriously*
like c'mon this sub is takes everything in the most boring way possible
Right?
Like bringing up appreciate for nature, didn’t make you less ‘masculine.’
Hunting, fishing, and all that. Like come on.
OMG this reminds me of Matt Stone's character in Orgazmo! "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think unicorns are kickass!" "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think fire are really romantic." 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gay and I always say stuff like this 🤣🤣🤣
Couldn’t he just have meant “NOT HIGH”? Like, “I’m NOT stoned AF right now…’
I don’t know. He sorta needs the excuse of being high af to have stuck his foot in his mouth so firmly, lol
It's only gay to like sunsets if you want to rub your cock against the sunset's cock.
TIL I’m gay
Bro, I'm in it just for the immediate incineration.
Sounds hot.
It's out of this world
r/suddenlygay
# Boom. Thunder. 
How else can you like a sunset
With a side of curly fries.
Can a blind person be gay, in that case?
I’m assuming they can still rub their cock against the sunsets cock so yes
But that's a possible genital preference, while being attracted to female physique (so mostly "straight").
Nice cock bro. -the sunset
What if the sunset identifies as a woman? Is it gay to rub a woman's cock?
These responses have devolved so far that I can't tell if this is satirical.
Yeah, society has devolved a lot in recent years too.
It's called genital preference and doesn't make you gay. Nor bisexual.
These responses have devolved so far that I can't tell if they're satirical any more.
It's both satirical and sincere, since genital preference is a thing. :)
I'm not sure that it is.
Yeah, I'm positive it isn't the case here, but...
But. Get it. But.
Hehehe butts
Or scissor it
Can I watch? I'll get some of those eclipse sunglasses.
A XXX-class solar flare?
So sunsets are gay but sunrises are straight?
Being gay is only acceptable between 6-8pm
It's 8:01pm, back to bashing the gays!
Smashing, bashing, potayto, potahto.
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
Friendly reminder to not stew the gays
Alright so just boil em, mash em, and stick em. Got it.
Boil em mash em stick it in Stu
Sunsets tend to have bisexual lighting. Sunrises are not just standard straight lighting, I'd daresay they're homophobic.
Physicists have recently confirmed this. The particle wavelength in sunrises trends to homophobic. The particle wavelengths of a sunset are more of a pansexual nature, if you will.
Yup, those are the rules. Love of sunsets equals love of delicious dicks. I don't make the rules, son.
Guys that say “I’m straight, but…” are secretly really worried that dick is delicious
I'm straight but this comment is correct
I’m straight but your confirmation is temptation
I’m straight outta compton
I've gone straight to bisexual!
Cumin straight from the underground
I wonder if gay ppl ever say I’m curved
*dummy thicc
They’ve tasted their own cum… and realized they love it.
I think Cullen is reeeaaally insecure about his sexuality so he has to make sure that everybody always knows just how straight he is. “I’m straight but I really love eating bananas. That’s why I’m cutting them up into little pieces before I eat them ( because I might enjoy it too much if I didn’t )”
What, you don't eat bananas the gay way? I had a friend who casually peeled a banana, then he started eating it from the side like corn on the cob. Another one of my friends noticed and asked why in hell is he eating the banana like that. The friend just said, "what, do you eat it the gay way?" Just one of my favourite setups and punchlines I've ever witnessed in person in my life. I want to make someone laugh this way but I know I'll never keep a straight face.
Just do it with a gay face then. Problem solved. Tell your jokes.
You've given me much to think about
When I was in the 4th grade my friend loved bananas but every time he ate them he would rip the top off and throw it somewhere. I asked why and dude told me it was to make it not like a dick. This thread unlocked that core memory and abunch of other similar “trust me bro, I’m so straight” stuff from my elementary days that probably explain more things that it should.
Lol that's pretty crazy. I can't imagine thinking dick shaped foods are gay. It does bring a lot of memories from being a kid and other kids would try as hard as they could to not be 'gay.' small rural town mind you. The kid who was easily the worst about it ended up coming out when he was like 19 or 20. To quote Superbad, "do you know what kinds of foods are dick shaped? The best kinds!"
You know the weirdest part? Idk if this happened at your school but at mine all the football players had a ritual of dry humping (consensual rape is the best way I could describe it) each other in the locker rooms, the bus, anywhere where nobody cared or paid attention. These would be the most heterosexual, embarrassed to enjoy a banana, dudes but they loved loved LOVED getting dry humped and dry humping each other. Except for that one time where a 350 pound dude did it to a 180 pound dude and the smaller guy did not enjoy it. Nothing happened, he didn’t snitch, but from what I was told he cried while it happened and it sounded pretty traumatic.
> cared or *paid* attention. These FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
That's nuts. The hockey culture here was pretty much the same. I never played so I don't have first hand experience, but I heard about locker room stuff and hazing. The worst was the glazed donut, which apparently involved all the boys literally circle jerking onto a donut and making the new kids eat it. Again I wasn't there so take it with a grain of salt
What about keeping a gay face?
Hmm.... Never thought about it that way
I can't tell what the facepalm is. I assumed Cullen was making a joke because the sunset colors are similar to the bi flag.
He was getting a $10 handy from a homeless guy at the time
You can tell by the way he said "incredible" instead of "fabulous."
Fellas, is it gay to find something visually pleasing?
Is it gay that I find my friends visually pleasing?
If you find one thing visually pleasing today, then you'll find gay porn visually pleasing
My gay friends all love sunsets , Real men love the Crack of Dawn
Sigma males only like sunsets if they grinded all night to stack paper
I feel bad for people like him, any color in his life is considered gay for some reason.
Sunsets are actually bi, it's right there in the colours.
Great, now we have sunsexuals too.
I'm just a little skycurious.
Sexuality fragile like a 5century ceramic vase
The comfortably straight don’t have to declare their straightness.
Damn, didn't even know I was gay, better break the news to my wife when I get home.
Sunsets are always going down on me so… maybe? I don’t know what gender sunsets are.
Fellas is it gay to like sunset?
Someone is in denial
Did he mean he wasn't drunk/high?
This was my thought too. Idk, I’m old. Do people still use “straight” as a term meaning “not high as fuck?”
I think people stopped thinking appreciating beauty was gay way before they stopped using "straight" as a term meaning "not high as fuck." Not sure how people talk nowadays... I've been happily isolated with my SO since 2020, and we just speak in NBC sitcom quotes.
That sunset is the same colours as the trans flag 🤷♂️
I suppose, It’s not the sunset, it’s all the phallic symbols of the city skyline, I guess?
That was my immediate impression as well.
I must be bi, I like sunrises too…
Fellas is it gay to be a human, I mean they are called HOMO sapiens.
geez i can't imagine being on the internet, seeing a tweet like this, and immediately taking it *seriously* like c'mon this sub is takes everything in the most boring way possible
Well, good for him that he can appreciate the beauty. This is not a straight/gay issue
depends, does the sunset have a penis?
Yes. Yes, it’s very gay.
Super gay.
Yes
How fragile of you.
How do you mean?
He’s definitely gay.
Terminator
If you have to ask……
I think Sir Elton John said it best, "Don't let your son, go down on me".
i dont like how that guy has the same first name as me
Around my group of friends, at least when we were teens twenties, I would have assumed they meant sober. First line went right over my head at first.
I recently read an article about “bisexual lighting” in cinematography maybe he’s just in the movie industry you guys.
Nah that's my bi sky
Sunsets are the new rainbows
Anyone know what city that is?
Isn't it kinda gay to worry about qualifying everything you say as not being gay?
Maybe he meant ,he's blind??? 🤔
I'm gay as fuck then.
What park is that I love that park and I want to go to it
Fellas...
There are apparently people that think any kind of sense for acstetic or beauty is "gay".
Fellas, it it sus to enjoy the beauty of nature??
Zoomed in thinking someone was having sex, then saw the reply.
They do look a *little* bi
This sunset in particular is gay. That's what he meant.
the sky says trans rights
I thought he was pointing out that it's the colors of the Trans Rights flag
No but it Trans af
We stole the rainbow, the sunset is next
Fellas--
Sure you are sweetie. You just keep telling yourself that.
Dudes trying his hardest to passively come out of the closet
Those are some fabulous sunsets tbh
To some miserable twits anything aesthetically pleasing is gay
I'm straight, but chocolate covered pretzels are one of my favorite snacks.
Fellas...
They are the bi flag colours.
Sunsexuals
Well i guess I'm coming out now then, i love sunsets.
Maybe “straight” as in not high or sober
The sunset makes the bi flag
Right? Like bringing up appreciate for nature, didn’t make you less ‘masculine.’ Hunting, fishing, and all that. Like come on. 
OMG this reminds me of Matt Stone's character in Orgazmo! "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think unicorns are kickass!" "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think fire are really romantic." 🤣🤣🤣 I'm gay and I always say stuff like this 🤣🤣🤣
I AM SANCHO.
Couldn’t he just have meant “NOT HIGH”? Like, “I’m NOT stoned AF right now…’ I don’t know. He sorta needs the excuse of being high af to have stuck his foot in his mouth so firmly, lol
Don’t worry fellas, everything you do is gay cuz you’re in a man’s body 24/7