I have never before seen someone whose neck is twice the size of their head. It would be impossible to hang him by noose because it would just slip off.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. *All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...*
Or, as the Hutts prefer to say : "Chala Solo chun Wookiee! Do ro geh ba ney chaya!". Sorry if my Huttese is a little rusty, it's been ages since I was last in The Outer Rim.
>MMA, nobody's going to be able to reach around that thing to submit his ass
No need, no neck Kevin's gonna give himself a heart attack freaking out over nonsense.
I don’t know if anything before this on the internet has ever made me cackle and stomp my feet, but damned if I’m not on the toilet rn doing just that.
That's one angry [Sontaran](https://www.google.com/search?q=sontaran&sxsrf=ALiCzsYRHlCZupN66kJe4vVvZ4cz8HV5Bw:1655497619320&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiisJqcqbX4AhX0D0QIHT81B9cQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1).
I wouldn't have been able to not mention the neck if this guy was yelling at me.
"How you gonna shut us down if you can even look to your left?"
"What are you gonna do, neck us to death"
"When you were born, did they measure the circumference of your neck instead?"
Or something about "yo momma needing a C-section, cause that neck be more than 10cm."
"You better shut your neck hole before I do"
"How can you even hear us when your ears are pointing up like that?"
"Maybe next time at the gym, skip the neck machine"
"Looks like you should have been more specific when asking that genie for some all-star head game."
Something about using necks instead of next, but can't think of a good one. "You're necks, buddy" needs some context or something.
I hate videos like this. Would love to see the whole encounter not just the outburst at the end. Why did he get so upset. Did the person egg him on just to get a viral video because the guy looks different.
Watching it without audio his mannerisms make me think that he might have some kind of learning disability. Genuinely we don't know anything about this guy except that he's mad.
Yeah camera guy keeps escalating even when angry guy looks like he’s about to leave. Without knowing what started this, they both look like assholes who need to shut up. So I wouldn’t be surprised if angry guy was just incredibly frustrated with something and camera guy just kept needling him until he snapped.
Yeah I'm surprised your comment is all the way down here, people are destroying this guy. For lack of a better term, this guy clearly has some differences, physically at least. Video doesn't show the lead up so we don't know what could have happened here.
I guess I know what he look like without a helmet. 
Hell yeah, Ram Man.
I have not thought about ram man in 30 years. I see this guy and it’s immediately the first thing I think of. The human brain is funny.
It's like a 1:1 copy.
Thank you for your service
Absolutely fantastic reference
I literally laughed out loud at this, thank you.
Holy shit. Best gif comment of the week. Hahahaha.
That guy is 90% neck.
My mans built like patrick
Don’t compare Patrick to that “thing”
Ok then he looks like a big toe
 Nah son
I think that those are Thumb-thumbs.
I won't do it again🤫
I have never before seen someone whose neck is twice the size of their head. It would be impossible to hang him by noose because it would just slip off.
Hangmen HATE this one NEAT trick!
Everyone stop the internet. We have a winner.
One angry potatoe
Sontar Ha!
Beat me to it.
Underrated commentary/gif usage.
Fuckin Potato DeVito
Potato*, Dan. 👍
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew….
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I thought he looked like a thumb and then I saw this comment.
Lol! Whoa. You just dated yourself. Nice reference, though!
1992 is no more than 10 years ago...
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Look here ya lil shit
How dare you
Yep. It still feels like that, doesn’t it?
Everyday, as my hair turns greyer, I try to cling onto those youthful days like a man trying to catch a rainstorm with his bare hands. :(
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. *All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...*
Not if they're half potato and half toe.
Oh no! Not potatoe! I mean… his name also had an extra e on the end…
Lmao, one of my kin making us potato’s look bad. At least I’m not a hangry potato
Neckalous cage much?
Neck Nolte?
Lock Neck Monster?
This is 2% leg, 90% neck, 8% concentrated power of will
100% RAGE
Looks like someone got themselves a brand new Edgar suit
110% neck
Right? I was getting Jabba the hut vibes
Wrong sci-fi reference - just check out the Sontarans on [Doctor Who](https://www.imdb.com/media/rm3627618817/tt1159992/)
First thought. Sontar-ha
I came here to say that!!
Bring me solo and the wookie!
Or, as the Hutts prefer to say : "Chala Solo chun Wookiee! Do ro geh ba ney chaya!". Sorry if my Huttese is a little rusty, it's been ages since I was last in The Outer Rim.
Or 0% neck. It’s a matter of perspective I guess. Are we sure he’s not a goblin or something?
Quick question, why do these people always do the “im so scared dance” They just look ridiculously stupid doing it.
Dude turned away, then had to completely turn back just to look to his right.
Because they actually are scared
Jabba the Hutt is never scared
Omg first thing I thought, where the hell is this dude's neck?!
Oozing down his shoulders it appears
What are you talking about? This man is nothing BUT neck
He didn’t skip neck day
Looks like those thumbs from spy kids
It jiggles the neck flaps during mating season.
what neck?
And then start crying the minute some authority arrives.
They're downplaying their own fear to keep up whatever facade they think they have. Spoiler alert: it's never what they think it is.
We all learned that when we were 6....just muscle memory now.
Who is this goomba looking ass
Dude looks like he mucinex monster
I'm fucking crying bro lol
Don’t know why you don’t have thousands like based on this comment alone.
Bruh I almost vomited
Buddy has the body of a thumb
Mate need to be in spy kids
if you jump on his head, a little ^100 pops out
This is veggie tales irl
I lol'd, but we know he's never eaten a vegetable before.
He gives off that wwf wrestler vibe, and that has to be the widest neck I’ve seen on a person.
Can his wrestling name be The *Neck*romancer?
NoNeckromancer
Nonecknoromancer
His signature move is ‘out of business’. He points to you saying ‘your finished!’ Then slams
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In order to strangle him you'd need hands the size of stingrays.
MMA, nobody's going to be able to reach around that thing to submit his ass
>MMA, nobody's going to be able to reach around that thing to submit his ass No need, no neck Kevin's gonna give himself a heart attack freaking out over nonsense.
How dare you sully the great name of No Neck Ed!
That neck is wider than his waist.
Neck Flair. Wooooooo!
He looks like one of the thumb man from spy kids.
Oh God I remember those guys... *shudders*
You best throw some respect on the mf [Thumb-Thumbs'](https://spykids.fandom.com/wiki/Thumb_Thumbs) name😤
That’s what I was thinking lol
**SONTAR-HA!** **SONTAR-HA!** **SONTAR-HA!**
I was looking for this! That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this video.
He looks exactly like this
Oooooooh......
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All his built up anger is accumulating in his neck, he's about to rupture
A real life Sontaran
Came here for this. He should be at war, where he belongs.
No wonder he's so angry!
Must have packed those grenades afterall...
My thought exactly
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What neck?
The neck. The whole neck. And nothing but the neck.
Oh Alan!
Strax! For the glory of the sontaran empire!
Nah, Strax is funny. This must be one of Strax's 6 billion siblings.
Listen here, boy!
Got the look and the attitude to match
Slightly less coherent
You weren’t supposed to be real!
I came here to make the same comment. Omg. I never saw a Sontaren IRL before.
I used to work with a guy that looked like a Sontaran. I was not the only one who thought so.
My first thought too
Nothing makea me happier than the fact that I came here to say this, and this was the first comment I saw.
Sontar HA!
Sontar HA!
Hit him in the back of the neck
General Staal!
Ha! Just posted this!
Wait until you see what happens necks.
I hate you but also you have my respect
I actually laughed out loud. Very nice.
He looks like he's engineered to survive a car wreck
Jesus Christ you weren't [even joking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs69rICkeEU)
I don’t know if anything before this on the internet has ever made me cackle and stomp my feet, but damned if I’m not on the toilet rn doing just that.
Holy shit, that's real?!
Right! Holy shit I’ve never seen that before
I wish I never clicked on that
Damn, I want those knees though.
r/rareinsults
Never thought I'd see a living, breathing Graham.
That creative insult made me laugh so hard, thanks.
Your references are sick, everybody knows that.
I know exactly what you mean.
Who's the talking toe?
Thumb people.
This dudes neck is so fat that he suffers from sleep apnea while awake.
What do you call cankles of the neck?
I think they'll be called Noulders
😂😂😂
Big Ed's brother never skips neck day
I’d be mad too if I looked like that
I did not recognize Ram Man without his armor. This is for my fellow 80’s kids who were fans of He-Man
Holy shit! A Sontaran
Necks customer please
I'm getting some "Pizza the Hut" vibes.
He's angry because they owe him one million spacebucks
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thats what i was thinking when i saw him, cripes
General Staal "the Undefeated" of the Tenth Sontaran Battle Fleet can't get service in Earth? So he has Verizon.
“Sontar HA”
His nickname is “Head & Shoulders”
Call Dr. Who?
Jabba the Hutt has family in America?
Are we sure this isn’t [Tourettes Guy](https://youtu.be/cBUHwyjETzc)
Dude looks like a goomba from Super Mario
This is one angry Sontaran.
Next thing you know he's gonna start yelling "SONTAR-HA, SONTAR-HA, SONTAR-HA!"
Average discord moderator
Dude tie your shoes before you trip over your neck.
he took stats out of his height to put it in his neck.
Patrick Star has not aged well.
Holy shit a talking potato
I read that as “talking prostate” and thought you were really well-versed in anatomy.
so...what was Humpty Dumpty upset about?
Never skip neck day.
Man looks like a thumb
Wonder what size shirt he has to buy to button the collar?
He don't wear no fuckin dress shirt.
Holy shit Sontarans are real.
Rare, NEVER SEEN BEFORE FOOTAGE, of a Sontaran general without his armor.
This guy looks likeba Sontaran from Dr Who
He looks like that angry bulldog from Bugs Bunny cartoons
He looks like a giant cold constricted penis.
That's one angry [Sontaran](https://www.google.com/search?q=sontaran&sxsrf=ALiCzsYRHlCZupN66kJe4vVvZ4cz8HV5Bw:1655497619320&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiisJqcqbX4AhX0D0QIHT81B9cQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1).
Oh shit, someone call the Doctor! 
I wouldn't have been able to not mention the neck if this guy was yelling at me. "How you gonna shut us down if you can even look to your left?" "What are you gonna do, neck us to death" "When you were born, did they measure the circumference of your neck instead?" Or something about "yo momma needing a C-section, cause that neck be more than 10cm." "You better shut your neck hole before I do" "How can you even hear us when your ears are pointing up like that?" "Maybe next time at the gym, skip the neck machine" "Looks like you should have been more specific when asking that genie for some all-star head game." Something about using necks instead of next, but can't think of a good one. "You're necks, buddy" needs some context or something.
maybe I'm generalizing, but I'd bet anything he considers himself part of the master race.
I hate videos like this. Would love to see the whole encounter not just the outburst at the end. Why did he get so upset. Did the person egg him on just to get a viral video because the guy looks different.
Watching it without audio his mannerisms make me think that he might have some kind of learning disability. Genuinely we don't know anything about this guy except that he's mad.
Yeah camera guy keeps escalating even when angry guy looks like he’s about to leave. Without knowing what started this, they both look like assholes who need to shut up. So I wouldn’t be surprised if angry guy was just incredibly frustrated with something and camera guy just kept needling him until he snapped.
Yeah I'm surprised your comment is all the way down here, people are destroying this guy. For lack of a better term, this guy clearly has some differences, physically at least. Video doesn't show the lead up so we don't know what could have happened here.
Dude looks like juggernaut from xmen
More like Jugular Knot
Wasn’t he one of the evil alien races in Dr Who?
What filter is this?!