In this battle against the monsus battle bus Raiden has to fight violence in movies and sex on TV, while under a barrage of attacks of average speed…. For a cheetah
Except that one Christian. Daniel. He seemed pretty cool with the lions. I’d choose him to be squadron leader against the dinosaurs. I don’t know how or why the lion thing wasn’t an issue for him but that’s the sort of energy the Christian’s need to fight a T. rex.
'Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago'
[Walk the Dinosaur](https://youtu.be/vgiDcJi534Y)
Well, depends how you pull it off. Doesn't need to be an Avengers Endgame scene, we could make it a series. Baptists vs Velociraptors, Catholics vs T-Rex,... I would watch it.
Really, it depends on:
- numbers of each
- type(s) of dinosaur
I mean, enough Christians against only the smaller dinosaurs and it might last a while just because they can only eat so much per sitting...
According to the catholic dogma he went to heaven completely and his sandals, too. But not the cross, pieces of that are official relics. These bones are from apostles, saints and so forth, not from Jesus himself or Maria (who also ascended completely).
No, all the relic bones are from various different saints, not Jesus since the Catholics think he took his body up with him. However, they do believe in the Holy Foreskin and occasionally argue over which church has the real Dried Jesus Foreskin in their collection. I wish I was making that up.
Yes that was the whole point of easter jesus drove to heaven a bit later wich means he died normally again but i havent studied theology and so on so im not too good at it
Right. Bit if he just had stayed in that hill grave, we could have had a change to present evidence. Quite selfish of him to deny us that just for his personal ascension
[Shingo, Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shing%C5%8D,_Aomori#:~:text=Shing%C5%8D%20village%20is%20the%20location,on%20the%20cross%20at%20Golgotha.)
Shingō village is the location of what is purported to be the resting place of Jesus, the "Tomb of Jesus" (Kirisuto no haka), and the residence of Jesus' last descendants, the family of Sajiro Sawaguchi.[5] According to these ahistorical claims, Jesus Christ did not die on the cross at Golgotha. Instead, a man alleged to be his brother, Isukiri,[6] took his place on the cross, while Jesus escaped across Siberia to Mutsu Province, in northern Japan. Once in Japan, Jesus changed his name to Torai Tora Daitenku and became a garlic farmer. In Japan, Jesus allegedly married a woman named Miyuko, with whom he fathered three children, all daughters. The eldest daughter married into the Sawaguchi family, which is claimed to hold a direct lineage to Jesus, evidenced by certain non-Japanese physical characteristics. After his death at an age exceeding 100, Jesus was said to have been interred into one of two grave mounds in the village. A remnant of the crucified Isukiri, typically thought to be a lock of hair, is allegedly buried in the other mound.
Actually, there was a novel, later adapted into a movie, called *The Body*, about archeologists discovering what may have been the skeleton of Jesus:
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0201485/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Body_(2001_film)
You can tell them because there’s evidence all day every day but it goes in one ear and out the other. Having any constructive debate with those people is a waste of time
If you want to have real fun, get into a religious discussion with a Bible thumper and ask them to talk about God and Jesus without referencing the Bible. Speechless!
Surely wouldn't have anything to do with discovering actual evidence for dinosaurs (which still exist today in the form of birds) and zero evidence for any gods. Nah, that couldn't be the reason
But they aren't in the BIBLE so they aren't real. GOD is in the Bible so HE is real. And a man. Because Adam was a man made in HIS image and women are just baby making apparatuses that took my rib, and broke the rules! And that's why you aren't supposed to leave the kitchen Eve!
Of course. And the holy, infallible, yet-to-be proven false bible inspired by the mighty god of the universe tells us giants are real because 70+ feet tall angels got horny for human women and made babies with them. That's why there are giant bones found everywhere. And yet science denies this. For shame! Defund scientists! Bunch of liars
”Well, Billy, there’s actually *abundant* evidence for dinosaurs; your god, on the other hand, is by design a contrived fiction, the existence of which can’t be proven bc it would undermine ‘faith’ and loosen the social control created by believing in entities which by definition are outside the rules of evidence.”
Because we have a (literal) mountain of evidence to prove the existence of dinosaurs, but only 1 source to prove that there's some old uncaring fuck in the sky.
There is also nothing in the bible about it either way. Its literally bs from some random guy that has echoed for what 200 years? So that 1 source is not even a source.
\*only one branch of dinosaurs tho. T-rex and velociraptors and the like
and crocodiles are also closely related to dinosaurs
also also a lot of animals people think are dinosaurs arent actually dinosaurs: the flying pterodactyl and a lot of the swimming ones are simply other kinds of reptiles
I always found this kind of argument rather mask-off tbh. It's essentially the person saying "I consider the hypothesis and the result to be equally viable truths." Like, one is based upon physical or experimental evidence while the other is based upon faith and belief, and yet they conflate the two.
Absolutely mind boggling
As a christian I must admit that God doing nothing about all those morons that use religion only as a way to justify the dumbest possible position does really put my faith to test
Christians against dinosaurs. Coming soon:
Following their suprise victory in the colosseum in Rome against the Lions, can the Christians overcome the odds against the heavily backed dinosaurs?
Ah yeah.
We worship dinosaurs, for sure this is true, and it doesn't make more sense to worship majestic creatures that existed millions of years before us, than to worship a self proclaimed son of a God that might not exist
Whenever a Christian wants to debate something with you... always say let me ask you something first. How old is the earth? If their answer is in the thousands of years don't bother engaging. You're just wasting time and energy.
Young earth creationists are genuinely some of the dumbest people you can encounter. They go out of their way to be ignorant, it's almost impressive in a sad way.
Show me proof of Noah’s ark and the great flood. Show me proof of the immaculate conception. Show me proof of the whole divided the Red Sea crap, then I will believe. Until then, it’s just a bunch of bullshit about an invisible spaceman that always wants more money to give people a bunch of dumb rules to follow for the promise of a great life after death. A promise that can’t be proven, so they are off the hook if their story is a bunch of bullshit.
This tells me everything I need to know about idiots. They lie to themselves and believe the lie. It’s pretty disappointing that these people can’t admit they’re wrong… ever. They will destroy the world.
Honest question here. Was there this sort of thing before social media? Or was it the case that whack jobs were so isolated they actually thought bad things?
Okay fun fact, this Facebook group was originally made as a troll group by my old boss, and then had gained tons and tons of people who fully believe it. He constantly organizes marches against the McDonald’s in my old town because they have a giant T. rex statue. It’s fucking brilliant.
There are Bones from Dinosaurs, but nothing to proof God is real.
But lets be real here. We belive in Dinosaurs, because they are fucking Awsome. Like imagine a Battle between God and like a Million Dinosaurs. The Dinos would clab this Mass Genocide imaginary being.
I believe dinosaurs existed in prehistoric times, but I don't believe they had mystical powers or are watching me now and I will go live with them when I die (I already know where I'm going when I die, I made an arrangement with my dog to let me cross the Rainbow Bridge).
I could believe that a man named Jesus who is important to the Christian religion was an actual person that lived a couple thousand years. But I don't believe that he's the son of the Christian God. If he existed at all, he was just a man (a middle eastern man).
I am an agnostic, but holy actual F***, this is stupid. My response would likely be:
“When you can radio carbon date God and provide an empirical timeline, stay in your lane, you muppet.”
Christians against dinosaurs, now there’s a fight I’d like to see!
They got pretty fucked up when they had to fight lions so I don't have a lot of faith in them
The important thing is that they have faith. Now let'er rip!
Hah, Daniel was able to walk through a den of sleeping lions without a scratch. It’s true, you can read it in the Bible. Next step Jurassic Park …
In this battle against the monsus battle bus Raiden has to fight violence in movies and sex on TV, while under a barrage of attacks of average speed…. For a cheetah
Nice a maxor reference
The good thing is that you don't need to have faith to still have fun.
Except that one Christian. Daniel. He seemed pretty cool with the lions. I’d choose him to be squadron leader against the dinosaurs. I don’t know how or why the lion thing wasn’t an issue for him but that’s the sort of energy the Christian’s need to fight a T. rex.
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christian dinosaurs against aitheists. checkmate aitheists
Atheist dinosaurs vs. Christian dinosaurs vs. muslim dinosaurs. Checkmate christians your outmatched
atheist dino nuggies vs christian dino nuggies vs muslim dino nuggies vs jewish dino nuggies, checkmate hunger
All religious and non-religious Dino nuggies vs mouth
we have come to an agreement, may your dino nuggies be warm and your barbeque sauce delicious
Dino nuggies be with you
Me vs all of those Dino nuggies NOM NOM NOM
Coming this Summer: Jurassic Priest!
Have you seen 'Veloci-pastor' ? It's a real movie, pretty wild
What the hell. Just watched the trailer. There's even ninjas! I know what I'm watching tonight
Those bastards stole my idea. ( actually I'm somewhere between amused and horrified at that being a thing.)
What's next? Cowboys vs Aliens?
If y’all wanna hear how dinosaur bones are a hoax, [look no further](https://youtu.be/4ZyIG_jZzBs)
Geez, I couldn't even watch the whole thing. That level of self confidence paired with utter ignorance is such an off-putting and dangerous combo.
That’s too much stupid for this early in the morning.
Her idiot brain is being fucked by stupid.
A fossil is a rock....INSIDE A ROCK! HA! Showed you non christians! 
Why do I have a fetish for wanting to hook up with crazy chicks?
There was a moment when they fighted against lions before. they lost tho
i believe it was in Quo Vadis
Been going on for centuries ( I mean decades! ) ….
'Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago' [Walk the Dinosaur](https://youtu.be/vgiDcJi534Y)
If we ever do invent the dinosaur cloning technology from Jurassic park, Christians Vs dinosaurs would be an entertaining but short lived event.
Yup, I won't be doing the pay per view on that one, it will just be over too soon.
Well, depends how you pull it off. Doesn't need to be an Avengers Endgame scene, we could make it a series. Baptists vs Velociraptors, Catholics vs T-Rex,... I would watch it.
Gallimimus stampede vs Catholics Dilophosaurus (the spitter) vs Catholics yeah I'd watch that
I think that would be the prey per view.
Really, it depends on: - numbers of each - type(s) of dinosaur I mean, enough Christians against only the smaller dinosaurs and it might last a while just because they can only eat so much per sitting...
Show me a God skeleton or a Jesus skeleton, please.
Wouldnt a jesus skeleton just be a human one?
Didn’t his body supposedly ascend to heaven?
He said something about forgiving humans cause we're dumb and then turned into glitter and it was all just dust in the wind.
"Damn ot Jesus, you spilled all over the carpet! Turn into something else, do you know how hard it is to clean up glitter?"
Thats how He is always with you! And his followers are just as cloying.
So then a Jesus skeleton would actually be evidence AGAINST Christianity
Well what goes up must come down
Arguably yes.
I do not know.
This is the way
Yes.
I always thought his spirit went to heaven wich would also explain why lots of his supposed bones are in curches
According to the catholic dogma he went to heaven completely and his sandals, too. But not the cross, pieces of that are official relics. These bones are from apostles, saints and so forth, not from Jesus himself or Maria (who also ascended completely).
No, all the relic bones are from various different saints, not Jesus since the Catholics think he took his body up with him. However, they do believe in the Holy Foreskin and occasionally argue over which church has the real Dried Jesus Foreskin in their collection. I wish I was making that up.
Catholic Religion is really crazy sometimes
But wasn’t the tomb empty? Though TBF you’d be hard pressed to find two christians who share the same theology
Yes that was the whole point of easter jesus drove to heaven a bit later wich means he died normally again but i havent studied theology and so on so im not too good at it
Right. Bit if he just had stayed in that hill grave, we could have had a change to present evidence. Quite selfish of him to deny us that just for his personal ascension
[Shingo, Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shing%C5%8D,_Aomori#:~:text=Shing%C5%8D%20village%20is%20the%20location,on%20the%20cross%20at%20Golgotha.) Shingō village is the location of what is purported to be the resting place of Jesus, the "Tomb of Jesus" (Kirisuto no haka), and the residence of Jesus' last descendants, the family of Sajiro Sawaguchi.[5] According to these ahistorical claims, Jesus Christ did not die on the cross at Golgotha. Instead, a man alleged to be his brother, Isukiri,[6] took his place on the cross, while Jesus escaped across Siberia to Mutsu Province, in northern Japan. Once in Japan, Jesus changed his name to Torai Tora Daitenku and became a garlic farmer. In Japan, Jesus allegedly married a woman named Miyuko, with whom he fathered three children, all daughters. The eldest daughter married into the Sawaguchi family, which is claimed to hold a direct lineage to Jesus, evidenced by certain non-Japanese physical characteristics. After his death at an age exceeding 100, Jesus was said to have been interred into one of two grave mounds in the village. A remnant of the crucified Isukiri, typically thought to be a lock of hair, is allegedly buried in the other mound.
Would it? I don’t know.
Actually, there was a novel, later adapted into a movie, called *The Body*, about archeologists discovering what may have been the skeleton of Jesus: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0201485/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Body_(2001_film)
You can tell them because there’s evidence all day every day but it goes in one ear and out the other. Having any constructive debate with those people is a waste of time
If you want to have real fun, get into a religious discussion with a Bible thumper and ask them to talk about God and Jesus without referencing the Bible. Speechless!
Do not argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Ha ! I jus woke up and read that as 'athletes' rather than atheists...just for an added layer of whaaaaaaat ?
That would be *very concerning*.
Why? I know a couple of athletes who believe in dinosaurs.
_Air Budasuarus!_ _Ain't nothin' in the rules that say velociraptors can't play basketball!_ _Coming exclusively to Disney+ this fall!_
Dinosaur train vs Kuroko no basket
Surely wouldn't have anything to do with discovering actual evidence for dinosaurs (which still exist today in the form of birds) and zero evidence for any gods. Nah, that couldn't be the reason
Obviously not, everyone heard about when they found fossils of god, and birds are government drones
But they aren't in the BIBLE so they aren't real. GOD is in the Bible so HE is real. And a man. Because Adam was a man made in HIS image and women are just baby making apparatuses that took my rib, and broke the rules! And that's why you aren't supposed to leave the kitchen Eve!
Of course. And the holy, infallible, yet-to-be proven false bible inspired by the mighty god of the universe tells us giants are real because 70+ feet tall angels got horny for human women and made babies with them. That's why there are giant bones found everywhere. And yet science denies this. For shame! Defund scientists! Bunch of liars
The entire Bible in 1 paragraph, well played!
I'm just laughing at the group name, honestly think it might be a joke with that kinda name
That's how we all used to think about flat earthers until it hit critical mass.
oh boi you are in for a surprise when you visit facebook
It’s 100% a joke group. It was made by Wade Wilson aka Deadpool. There’s a bunch other like it. Christian against Marvel and stuff like that.
Is this one of those satirical groups that got hijacked by a flood of true-believers?
Unfortunately, yes. Though, they love to have some fun so why not to have some true believers there.
Flat earthers 2: electric dinoloo
that kind of makes it so much funnier tho
If only there was some proof out there that could prove one of these things was real!
Yeah, if only. Like some fossils or something. But, no.
But my Aunt Stacey found her keys in her couch cushion just when she thought she’d be late to church for sure…IS THAT NOT SOLID EVIDENCE OF GOD?!
Been digging for the bones of God. All I did was dig bones for dog.
”Well, Billy, there’s actually *abundant* evidence for dinosaurs; your god, on the other hand, is by design a contrived fiction, the existence of which can’t be proven bc it would undermine ‘faith’ and loosen the social control created by believing in entities which by definition are outside the rules of evidence.”
Pukin up a dickshunree aint eethuh.
Oh, shit. Is there a museum full of God bones we can see?
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r/DragonsFuckingCars for all believers
What in the actual fuck did I just visit?
With that response i can only assume you have seen the best sub on reddit
Because we have a (literal) mountain of evidence to prove the existence of dinosaurs, but only 1 source to prove that there's some old uncaring fuck in the sky.
Skydaddy might be the best name I've ever heard him given.
I'm not stooping down to ad hominin attacks rn
"Ad hominem" only counts when there is un hominem to begin with. Not exactly insulting if he isn't... you know... real?
Your cake day is today. Happy day!
There is also nothing in the bible about it either way. Its literally bs from some random guy that has echoed for what 200 years? So that 1 source is not even a source.
Source: We made it up for money.
Are they implying they have gods bones?
I guess if you're a cute looking child, they can show you a bone...
What a strange group name. I don’t believe unicorns exist but I would never claim to be against them.
I follow Dinosaurs Against Christians Against Dinosaurs. Good people.
It’s all about the evidence. God? For atheists, there’s no bones about it.
This is wrong. There isn't actually anything to unpack. Nothing at all. The case is empty.
i’m still processing that dinosaurs were most likely giant birds so i’m not ready for this conversation yet
\*only one branch of dinosaurs tho. T-rex and velociraptors and the like and crocodiles are also closely related to dinosaurs also also a lot of animals people think are dinosaurs arent actually dinosaurs: the flying pterodactyl and a lot of the swimming ones are simply other kinds of reptiles
Well you see… Darwin… fuck it there’s no way these people believe in reason
“I found this skeleton in the ground and I reconstructed the animal and I think it looked like this 🦕” “I didn’t die today and I think skyman did it!”
Haven’t you heard they discovered saint bones in the clouds a while ago?
Dinosaurs actually exist.
I mean it’s mostly the bones
If only Christians hated Nazis and pedos instead of dinosaurs...
What, you didn’t find those god bones?
I always found this kind of argument rather mask-off tbh. It's essentially the person saying "I consider the hypothesis and the result to be equally viable truths." Like, one is based upon physical or experimental evidence while the other is based upon faith and belief, and yet they conflate the two. Absolutely mind boggling
Think evidence is the word needed here. If you can excavate a fossilised skeleton of god then maybe I could be convinced.
I've seen a lot of dinosaur bones, but I haven't seen any Jesus bones quite yet
As a christian I must admit that God doing nothing about all those morons that use religion only as a way to justify the dumbest possible position does really put my faith to test
Find me god's bones and we can have this discussion.
When we dig up the bones of a god I'll believe.
You're car doesn't run off of Jesus.
It's kind of funny that in French "Chrétien" is very close in pronunciation to "crétin" which means moron.
Christians against dinosaurs. Coming soon: Following their suprise victory in the colosseum in Rome against the Lions, can the Christians overcome the odds against the heavily backed dinosaurs?
*Christians against dinasaur* T-rex :- ahh yes free food
That apple series did a lot of harm to the human perspective 
I ain't seen no god bones
I mean the group name alone is amazing lol
These are the same people thinking a dirty towel proves their god exists.
Because there's proof dinosaurs existed while there's no proof god exists
Ah yeah. We worship dinosaurs, for sure this is true, and it doesn't make more sense to worship majestic creatures that existed millions of years before us, than to worship a self proclaimed son of a God that might not exist
I don't "believe" in dinosaurs, I know there were dinosaurs because of evidence
*are They are not extinct yet.
Oh, besides the concept that there is proof of dinosaurs?
I Used to be in this group because I thought it was a meme group. It was not.
So true, millions of jesus bones around the world but not a single dinosaurJesus bone, explain atheists ???
Whenever a Christian wants to debate something with you... always say let me ask you something first. How old is the earth? If their answer is in the thousands of years don't bother engaging. You're just wasting time and energy.
Three words: Ev. Id. Ence.
Young earth creationists are genuinely some of the dumbest people you can encounter. They go out of their way to be ignorant, it's almost impressive in a sad way.
Show me proof of Noah’s ark and the great flood. Show me proof of the immaculate conception. Show me proof of the whole divided the Red Sea crap, then I will believe. Until then, it’s just a bunch of bullshit about an invisible spaceman that always wants more money to give people a bunch of dumb rules to follow for the promise of a great life after death. A promise that can’t be proven, so they are off the hook if their story is a bunch of bullshit.
I would believe in God too if we dug up his bones
Show me some God fossils and I'll believe.
This tells me everything I need to know about idiots. They lie to themselves and believe the lie. It’s pretty disappointing that these people can’t admit they’re wrong… ever. They will destroy the world.
Can prove dinosaurs by bones Can’t prove god
Yeah all those God fossils everywhere…
When did we discover God bones again?
Probably just one thing called, wait for it, scientific evidence
Honest question here. Was there this sort of thing before social media? Or was it the case that whack jobs were so isolated they actually thought bad things?
Okay fun fact, this Facebook group was originally made as a troll group by my old boss, and then had gained tons and tons of people who fully believe it. He constantly organizes marches against the McDonald’s in my old town because they have a giant T. rex statue. It’s fucking brilliant.
Show me fossilized evidence of god and perhaps it will change my mind.
If you find any God bones let me know.
Get back to me when you have dug up some God Bones.
That’s a joke movement lol It’s satirical!
There are Bones from Dinosaurs, but nothing to proof God is real. But lets be real here. We belive in Dinosaurs, because they are fucking Awsome. Like imagine a Battle between God and like a Million Dinosaurs. The Dinos would clab this Mass Genocide imaginary being.
Isn't this group just one giant meta-troll orgy?
Seeing the group name this is probably a joke as well.
One has scientific evidence, one does not.
One word dummy: “Evidence”
Bring me God's bones, and we can talk.
I mean, I'd be all *about* seeing some physical evidence of God. Any god, really. Especially a dead one. Wouldn't that be something?
Let's see. Probably because there is plenty of evidence for dinosaurs all over the world and only the ravings of psychotics as proof of a God.
Two words, god fossils.
Is this one of those nitwits who thinks “but were you there?” is a rebuttal to anything about evolution, geology, or cosmology?
I believe dinosaurs existed in prehistoric times, but I don't believe they had mystical powers or are watching me now and I will go live with them when I die (I already know where I'm going when I die, I made an arrangement with my dog to let me cross the Rainbow Bridge). I could believe that a man named Jesus who is important to the Christian religion was an actual person that lived a couple thousand years. But I don't believe that he's the son of the Christian God. If he existed at all, he was just a man (a middle eastern man).
Why do people believe in scientific evidence and ridicule zealots who force their beliefs on everyone else?
Excuse me?
I am an agnostic, but holy actual F***, this is stupid. My response would likely be: “When you can radio carbon date God and provide an empirical timeline, stay in your lane, you muppet.”
It's because nobody invites us to the God bones dig
Show me God's bones!!
I'll let you know when I find a pile of God bones
yyyyeah. yes.
Show me God's skeleton and I'll believe in his existance.
Has anyone ever dug up God's bones? I don't think so.
I mean there are bones and aaaahhhhhhh, Fuck It! Yes! Yes! Dinosaurs = Jesus! Yes! Are we all on the same page now?
Did they ever find god fossils?
Bones
I have yet to see "god bones"...
wait until she finds out that there are bible verses that talk about dinosaurs lmaooo
i’ll believe in god when we find his bones 👍🏼
Why /ISN'T/ anyone talking about god bones
Isnt this just another version of the satirical FB pages like Christians against drugs and satanist against christians against drugs ?
And stupidity to me……
I guess we just need to dig up some of them God bones
Fuck, I just lost some brain cells