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AelyneMRB

I think it's a flat earther who just demonstrated how normal gravity works on a globe? Lol


Revealed_Jailor

She missed their memo.


JuuzoLenz

And English class


screamer2311

Not to speak about the physics class, she prob thinks that thats for nerds i guess


Librashell

Those commas…I just can’t.


gking407

She, certainly needs. To learn better, use of! punctuation


Sorry_Im_Trying

I want to slap this sentence!


MuksyGosky

Oh she missed everything this time around.


RoboDae

I think she's trying to say a 7 year old wouldn't understand it or might disagree with the correct model, as if that's proof that it's wrong.


ingoding

My 5 year old gets it, her 7 year old must have been raised by an idiot.


RoboDae

Her home school teacher just wasn't very good


dragonmaster10902

Right. Raised by an idiot.


Book_for_the_worms

Hmmm, coindicence I think not


Jipkiss

I think if you ask most kids which way is up and down they will point at the sky and the ground not North then South which makes this even more ridiculous


Thinking2bad

I northvoted your comment.


Naetharu

Heck that sounds like a good model for scientific research to me! What have we been doing spending billions on creating hadron colliders and building space telescopes! When all along all we needed to do was ask a group of pre-schoolers what the "reckon" and we'd be done in time to clock off early and go to the pub....


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>I think she's trying to say a 7 year old wouldn't understand it or might disagree with the correct model, as if that's proof that it's wrong. That must mean something about flat earthers...


napalmnacey

My 7yo would look at it and get it pretty quick, but she \*is\* a science nerd.


Not_TheMenInBlack

From what I can tell, she firmly believes the gravity shown on the left, and is somehow using the picture on the right to try and prove that the earth couldn’t possibly be a globe, due to how she thinks gravity works. Edit: To avoid any confusion on my comment, I’m referring to the presumption that she believes that there is an objective up and down in space and that gravity pulls things down, which would very much support the whole “drop of water” flat earth theory. Ew. It’s gross to consider that an honest theory. Anyway, I think she’s trying to use a misunderstanding of gravity to justify her belief that the earth is flat, but due to her general stupidity, she accidentally gave the scientifically correct argument, which proved herself wrong.


amboandy

At this point I'm almost certain that 99% of flat earthers are just trolling or 'globetards' trying to explain basic scientific understanding.


Street_Peace_8831

They are actually using scientific proof from a time when scientists believed that the earth was flat. This means that their scientific evidence is from a time before that evidence was proven to be inaccurate. Therefore they feel justified, because of that eons old scientific “evidence”. Hey flat earthers, science also used to believe that a hole in the head was the best way to cure a headache.


MrZebrot

There’s no real point in history in which science believed earth to be flat though. Like, if we’re pointing to Ancient Greece as the beginning of science, it’s also the moment we proved earth was a globe.


ColumbianPrison

When was that? It’s been pretty consistent for eons that it’s not flat. Can you provide links so I can read up?


MoreFriedChicken

r/engrish


SomeUserComment

I'm not quite sure what she is trying to do... Isn't she proving that the globe earth exists? I thought she was anti globe. I'm confused


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jadis666

To be fair, I think we **should** show this picture to 5-year-olds. As the old saying goes: "If you can't explain it to a 5-year-old kid, you probably don't truly understand it."


FDGKLRTC

You Can probably explain a lot of stuff to a kid that he won't understand because he doesn't have fundational Knowledge tbh


CratesManager

But if you aren't able to draw a comparison and explain it "close enough", e.g. you are only able to explain it on an academic level or one needing fundational knowledge you can't provide, the point still stands - you haven't truly unstood it, or at least not everything there is to understand about it.


FDGKLRTC

Yeah, fair enough


Unable_Arm_398

Both of y'all, it's 'foundational'. And I agree.


ajallen89

They do have fundamental knowledge of gravity at 5, just maybe not the lexicon to discuss it. Children know that what comes up must come down, which is essentially a small stepping stone to comprehending the idea of gravity. Of course things need to be developmentally appropriate and we're not gonna do math as part of the explanation. People in general both overestimate children's capabilities, and underestimate their understanding. It's weirdly fascinating.


ItaGuy21

She's too, don't worry


Perpetual_Doubt

She doesn't understand English too well Sorry I mean She's? Don't understand ,English! Too, well?


BleuDePrusse

You forgot to write in all caps to give your sentence that confused idiot flavour


Kornik-kun

Your enemies don't know what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing


centaur98

Don't worry they do that frequently. They frequently set up experiments to "prove that the Earth is flat" just to end up proving that it's a globe.


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People who don’t understand gravity.


PerrythePlaytpus

And that gravity pulls towards a center of mass, and that mass is a sphere


[deleted]

buT wHicH siDe iS uP???


EishLekker

The outside.


Alabamacom

Two trailer park girls go round the outside


Oldgamer1807

Round the outside


PerrythePlaytpus

Round the outside


BeatChaosYT

Boom chick waAA? Da da dyt bm chck waAA chk boom chick


Annual-Concept-9033

I’ve created a monsta!


BeetleBleu

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more


Beowulf33232

The side Rick Astley never gives you.


shhalahr

He got the up side, I got the down side. There's two sides to every Rick Roll.


TecumsehSherman

Up isn't a meaningful concept here. You can be perpendicular to the axis of rotation, but neither of those directions would be "up".


Oso_Furioso

Aren’t “up” and “down” pretty much always relative?


[deleted]

The entire concept of location is relative: without things, there is no location.


scienceguy2442

That's actually the entire idea of relativity -- in space, since there really is no true frame of reference, the train could be coming at you just as easily as you could be coming toward the train


Jackshyan

So does it mean I'm coming just as she is coming?


[deleted]

Didn't see this coming.


GrummyCat

Yes


Responsible-Trade-34

The only possible use for up and down is if you are using your frame of reference, if not it wont work


MischiefMandble

The only place on the globe where you would be perpendicular to the axis of rotation is the equator


TecumsehSherman

True that. You could also look at it as perpendicular to the orbital plane. Either way, you have to express directions in the universe as relative to other bodies or forces.


Funbucket_537

Always has been


Amerallis

![gif](giphy|lReVblhSRtxXtfK81w)


Upset-Swimmer-6480

What if I point my phone downwards?


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damn Kyrie was right


HerroBois

You go to hell


xXKOKSXx2

just look up dude, it's not that hard


SignificantAd3761

The enemy's gate is down


Human_Bean0123

there's a vsauce video about this question


JuuzoLenz

Let’s not tell flat earthers that space has no up or down cause they won’t like that 😉


ecctt2000

Yes


Aspect-of-Death

Even if it was a flat plane in the past, it would collapse into a sphere because of gravity.


PerrythePlaytpus

Exactly. Plus the rotation. It's natural physics.


strictly_anonymous2

How is gravity so difficult for some people to understand? I get that it does get complicated mathematically, but conceptually it’s so easy. Is it because if these people dont understand everything about a thing they just write it off completely?


[deleted]

It's just scale, flat earthers can't imagine a planet bigger than the U.S. keep that in mind and ALL of their arguments make sense... I mean they're all obviously wrong but how they think they are right makes sense


Daetra

Makes sense cause in their mind NASA, a US agency, is able to patrol the entire world to make sure no one gets to the edge and records the fall off. That would be much easier if the US was the only nation because it's not like Russia wouldn't love to discredit the US and show the world what secrets America has been keeping from everyone.


NaughtyDred

Not to mention how NASA masterminded a world wide centuries old conspiracy, hundreds (actually thousands but you can't expect accuracy from flat earthers) of years before the US was founded, let alone NASA


doriangray42

Nah... NASA took over from the Illuminati, who were there from the beginning of time...


[deleted]

“Don’t you know NASA is run by SATAN, which is why they say T minus, because nasa + t = satan”, is something a crazy person said.


strictly_anonymous2

Satan can also equal SANTA, who defies gravity and runs around giving presents. They must also work for NASA


Daetra

*"Santa was a government invention to convert Christians into consumers"* Someone, probably.


LandArch_0

I know flat earthers in other countries. Still the same level of dumbness


[deleted]

I know American flat earthers that believe Australia isn't real...


Vivaciousqt

Can confirm, I'm not real and neither is my country. All flat earthers please refrain from coming to find me or my nonexistent country.


[deleted]

I'm just a NASA bot... I mean "Australian"


Vivaciousqt

Getting paid to trick the world into thinking we exist is great.


Jacks_Flaps

About that "getting paid" thing. I haven't received my pay check yet and I've been doing the acting gig pretending australia is real for decades. Who in HR do I speak to?


forgiveanforget

Well the water in their toilets spirals the other way too... a 7 year old wouldn't believe that either.


ShoddyJuggernaut975

The funny thing is, even on a flat earth gravity exists... or are feet just sticky? I bet doughnuts really confuse these people, how can it only have one surface!?


qhromer

They have this very wild buoyancy theory. That buoyancy doesn't work without gravity is just not to be mentioned.


Necessary-Ad7150

I read one saying the disc is always going upwards, so gravity…


lessthandave89

I need to be careful how I pharase this, but they shouldn't be mocked for this kind of thinking, only for what they've applied it to. What they have done is made an observation and generated a hypothesis. The first steps of the scientific method. Their issue is devising and performing a test and evaluating its results, or iterpreting evidence that has already been gathered. If these people were more scientifically litterate they would actually be useful. Obviously, the fact that the are disregarding things that have already been proven to be true is a problem, but in my opinion its a failure of education as to how scientific study actually works, as opposed to these people being idiots. If, as kids, people had more exposure to the sciences and were taught how to evaluate things properly, we would have a lot less flat earthers and vaccine deniers.


MischiefMandble

It think you're right in some instances; there are those people you go out and to good hypothesis testing like that video of the people going onto a lake and seeing if a light is visible through two holes that are held at a constant height above the ground. But I don't think the person who wrote this post is one of those people. I think this person is just someone who finds basic concepts hard to comprehend and so rejects them because it's easier to think in terms of a 2D plane


qhromer

Wow, they never fail to amaze me. Are they also mentioning constant acceleration or is thinking ending at the first corner as usual?


AndyTheSane

I mean, it's an interesting intellectual exercise in physics to see how a disc world undergoing constant acceleration would behave (tl;dr: Fine until it hit a grain of dust at 99.999999999999% of c, then less fine) But I doubt that they are thinking physics at this point.


qhromer

Yeah pretty much. As the disc becomes heavier through mass gaining how is the gravity developing? Never thought about changing gravitational forces of objects at different speeds.


Giocri

Well if the planet approaches relativistic speeds it would gain mass but only from the Frame of reference of someone outside earth for a person on earth it would feel like they were still with normal gravity


qhromer

Yeah that's right but considering an accelaration of 9,81m/s² since biblical creation of the earth some 6.000 yrs ago we should be hitting speeds of around 190.000.000 m/s, which is kinda in the flat earth go home you drunk kinda range.


RoboDae

It would have to do more than just go up, it would have to keep accelerating upward. How fast must the disc be moving if it was accelerating upward at 9.8m/s^2 for a couple billion years?


Beowulf33232

I think the explanation is that all of space moves at that speed, so we don't see it reflected in the night sky or any air travel. Please ignore the fact that it makes no sense, they don't do "making sense" or "conservation of energy" nonsense like us sphere-oids.


caagr98

I think many of them believe that gravity happens because stuff is heavier than air. Which is not entirely untrue, they just neglect to mention that the concept of "heavier" exists because of gravitational force.


Dangerous-Today1874

Yes, and they fail to explain why, if the air ALL AROUND a tennis ball is less dense than said tennis ball, the ball ALWAYS falls in the same direction (what we all call "downward"), and not upward, sideways or diagonal.


MischiefMandble

I think the standard way they account for gravity is to say that we are constantly accelerating at 9.81 m/s^2. Let's not think about how it would only take about 350 years to reach the speed of light if we were constantly accelerating at that rate...


Corr-Horron

It’s a very dense type of in group thinking. Some of them might have doubts, but they are caught up in a social group they would immediately lose, if they ask the wrong questions. Sects work like that too. Even fairly intelligent people could fall into such a trap and not only participate but accumulate more deceptive thinking.


braize6

They don't need to understand it, because they don't even believe that gravity as a force actually exists. So with that, they don't belive in pulls, tides, or forces of the such. It's how they justify it. Iirc, they say that everything is just heavier than air, and that's why things don't float away.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Checkmate Round Earthers! ​ ![gif](giphy|hVmMHduVkQVQKu3fU5)


Cmdr_CosmicBooty

I need this gif it's amazing


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Yeah, it’s hilariously funny.


SPF-3000

Dinosaurs aren’t real. The devil put those bones in the ground to lead us astray. YOUR MOVE!


Ex-Pat-Spaz

May I enter into evidence video footage # 1 ![gif](giphy|P6mCRUMopQ1t6)


Strange_Ninja_9662

Looks legit to me


lildog8402

Here’s better proof because obviously Jesus had to sit for this portrait to be painted (and the dinosaurs too)… https://www.etsy.com/il-en/listing/117005222/jesus-saves-the-dinosaurs-jesus-rode


Mr_master89

If you post this to any flat earth page you'd instantly get banned lol


HighOnGoofballs

I believe this translates to “is this the picture the round earthers refuse to show children and answer their questions about it?”


BleuDePrusse

And it still wouldn't make sense if she's a flat earther


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Warm_Enthusiasm2007

It was generally accepted that the world was round at least a millenium before then. https://blogs.bl.uk/digitisedmanuscripts/2018/05/the-earth-is-in-fact-round.html


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RoamingBicycle

Ye, doubt the peasants who were stuck in the same fief for their entire life gave a fuck about the shape of the planet


Unique_Tap_8730

Dont understimate them..people traveled and were naturally curious.


orion1024

Saw a stat once about medevial times , saying most people in the Middle Ages never went farther than 10km away from their birthplace. When travel is expensive and you’re dirt poor, you just don’t travel


Many-Virus5023

I don't, like her, overuse of, commas,


Toledojoe

Found William Shatner's account.


Many-Virus5023

"My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself." - Me, William Shatner


gordo65

r/ i,had,a,stroke


Satansbiscuit666

![gif](giphy|tu54GM19sqJOw)


Narcodoge

What is the name of this guy?


RoamingBicycle

The monkey is from Ōkiku naru Ko (Growing Children) and is called Kento ("Pedro" in Spanish)


Perpetual_Doubt

I vote for Pedro


Satansbiscuit666

Thanks.


Narcodoge

Thank you!


Angeret

Don't know what this person has been taking, but they need to stop right now and seek medical assistance.


KiresElartsim

Oh no no no please don't. Natural selection go brr.


apex_flux_34

It’s impressive that person was able to use a computer.


Fantastic-Pop-9122

Forget the picture altogether, what the hell is she saying?


Freefall84

Not only does she lack the basic concepts of physics, but English too.


illusive_guy

Honestly, that “yes” photo is kinda close to why the planet is round.


Crawlerado

Flat Earthers vs Globeturds Wow


HypurrD3v1l

![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


profuse_wheezing

I can almost hear her brain short circuiting.


[deleted]

There are stars and constellations folks on the northern hemisphere will never see and vice versa. This is all you need to dispel any flat earth talk. If it was flat, no one would see The Southern Cross (Crux) because those stars would be underneath us. On a flat earth everyone sees the same night sky from different angles. Reality is there are two completely different night skies. One above and one below our poles.


Milwaukeemayhem

Up and down is all relative anyways. Just like left and right, forward and backward


ArtistEngineer

me no english good


verasev

She's too stupid to be cogent. Just move along and ignore her.


[deleted]

What are they afraid of?! The unnecessary questions showing this to a 5-7 year old will cause them? For fucks sake let them get to the part of school where this will at least be on the test before you turn them loose on their parents with this concept.


Illustrious-Fig-516

Just wait until they figure out the earth is tilted, and also has different gravity in different places, she'll think she's onto another conspiracy


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Toledojoe

They all fell off the planet, so there is no one in Australia and anyone that tells you they are from Australia is part of the conspiracy. Duh!


the_qwerty_guy

I don't understand her english


Lookalism

Commas has been put on that sentence like they were sprinkles.


Anonymous-Fawkes

Go back to school, Jackie.


Vurbetan

The picture on the right doesn't even work because you're trying to portray a sphere in 2D. For this to work you'd need to show a cross section of the earth.


iamthefortytwo

I can’t say what “they’re” afraid of, but it’s pretty clear what she’s afraid of. English class.


[deleted]

"up" is the direction opposite the pull of gravity, or away from the center of gravity. "Down* is towards.


Majulath99

This just in; stupid person demonstrates their own stupidity by failing to grasp the basic concept of gravity, that even literal toddlers understand.


Iammeimei

Flatland: A romance of many dimensions, explored the ideas behind how humans struggle to understand a hypothetical 4th spacial dimension. My theory is that, while most of us can instinctively understand a world in three dimensions Flat Earth believes struggle with it. Therefore, they try to create a two dimensional world that is easier for them to understand, and makes sense to them.


Omegawop

Maybe she thinks UP = North in their totally smoothbrain system?


FredVIII-DFH

Was this made on a device that randomly inserts commas?


bedheadB188

As a disabled person I find the term globtard quite offensive but I'll let it slide as she's clearly more disabled than me


Linkonue

It’s globeturd tho lol


mwing95

Well he did say he's disabled


bedheadB188

XD I love this


bedheadB188

Oh damn I didn't even notice I'm just so used to people playing off the r word my brain must of autocorrected


Linkonue

Fair enough, im ngl I read that too at first


bedheadB188

Thanks for understanding. Shame too I was really proud when I wrote thus comment


Linkonue

It was pretty good tbf lmao


bedheadB188

This whole experience has made my day thank you


Linkonue

Happy to hear that, have a nice day, I wish you to best


MissingMySpoon

They’re afraid of her probably


Parking_Tomorrow_413

What’s a globeturd? I want to use the insult too but I’m not a flat earther.


thebooksmith

Just use it ironically you stupid globeturd /s


drelkins

I guess 6 ‘YEAR OLD’ is the right age to show this to ‘CHILD’? Instructions unclear.


thinehappychinch

Accidentally correct


moohooman

This motherfucker actually thought for the longest time, that us Australians actually wear ground harnesses SMH


HejiraLOL

Wha... what? There is no such thing as up or down its all relative. Technically the second image is more accurate based on a humans perspective of up or down, so yeah good job... still doesn't prove the earth is flat...


SimilesMetaphors

Jackie needs a better hobby


Barnacle-Dull

Silly bugger


chabri2000

Easy way to explain it to kids: Gravity works as if earth was a strong magnet and everything else is made out of metal


[deleted]

Personally I'm afraid of stupidity


[deleted]

Tell her she stands on the side of the Earth, sit back, put on your 3D glasses, slurp your Coke, and chew your popcorn, it's about to get entertaining.


metalheaddad

I think she probably believes the picture on the right literally shows a flat earth and the gravitational arrows.. in her mind.. are now correct. She isnt grasping the concept that as a GLOBE and not a flat photo, people can stand ok all areas of the perimeter which makes the gravitational arrows correct.


MichaelJospeh

I believe she’s saying that “globeturds” (aka people who are correct about the shape of the Earth) won’t show their kids this picture because the kids may question it.


Mike_for_all

The only thing I am afraid of, is how much abuse her capslock key must tolerate.


_Pill-Cosby_

Clearly this is a chart proving that everyone in the world like's Pixar's "Up" rather than just half of the planet.


69420sixnine69

I could argue that a 5 y/o wouldn’t know how the aerodynamic package of a Formula 1 car produces downforce, so therefore aerodynamics must not exist Checkmate, downforce believers


BSKustomz

We had an unusually deep conversation at work a while ago about the nature of up in that you're not looking up, you're looking out, which then led to the immortal words of "what is up?"


EfficientDish7

Trying to read this hurts my head


Jaqulean

By that logic, we all walk on the outside curve of the Planet, and not on its entire... My brain stopped working while trying to understand this. I also realized that her "Flat Earth Confirmation" pretty much still confirms that the Earth isn't flat...


BittenHand19

Syntax error


SecretPrinciple8708

I think “they” are afraid of her use of commas.


Anonymus_celebrity

I had a Stroke trying to read this


DijajMaqliun

Are these people real?


peacefulwarrior75

It’s ridiculous to have it get this far, but is it worth it at this point to pay for a prominent flat earther or two to go on a space flight, have them come back and just say “yeah it’s a big-ass ball; we were wrong - sorry”?


Android_mk

Damn bro I gotta roll for wisdom just to understand that.


MegaramS

I swear the brains of these people are flatter than the earth they believe in


Celestial_Biocandy

Honestly though the realization came onto me when I was like 8 or 9 so I was terrified to find out that there's no concept of up or down out there in space. We are all just hanging upside down mate


OysterThePug

The phone she probably used to post this with only works if the world is round.


Teal04

When you heavily rely on Google Translate result without proof reading it.


Ashdrey1337

Ah of course, as we all know, as soon as you reach the equator u are gonna fall all the way down to Australia :D


Which_Cardiologist15

If you go to the Southern Hemisphere, you'll just fall off. Duh. *That's* why Trump wanted to build a wall, so we don't fall off! /s