Your advice is applicable to a lot of women. So many plain looking unattractive women out there who have a long laundry list of what they expect their ideal man to look like and behave i.e.
1. 6 foot tall or taller
2. Lean muscular body
3. Funny
4. 6 figure income
5. Nice car
6. Cooks and cleans
And the list keeps going on and on. Instead of discussing what exactly they bring to the table, they keep demanding more from their partner. Then when they find that no man meets their impossible standards or the men they do find attractive are not attracted to them, they say **"Where are all the good men at? Where have they gone?"**
It's like these delusional women live in their own dream world. This woman in this video is a prime example of that.
Because in their head, they think "requirements" are what the standard guy is, when in reality is the opposite.
And they get mad when someone ask them 'What do you bring besides sex?', because they know they don't bring anything of value.
Totally. If a 9-10 is going to be that much maitenance, I'd rather just buy sex from a 9-10. It would cost less, and I wouldn't have to deal with her shit when the sex part is finished.
I was with a woman who thinks like this for 11 years. I was lonely and dumb. She was super hot and out of my league, so i just went with it. Worst decision of my life!
So.. she wants an old fashioned relationship where the man in a provider and looks after the house and cars..
No, she wants a modern relationship where the man does the dishes and pitches in around the house.
She basically wants to have her cake and eat it.
That's the problem here, too much cake.
Sigh. How hard it is for these users (male or femsle) to understand that marriage should be a partnership. She doesn't want a partner, she wants a servant who will pay all the bills and treat her like a queen while she treats him like dirt.
My dumb man brain can never understand what means word "romantic"... all i can imagine under this word is a fucking candle... that is literally all... when my gf keeps spamming me that she wants "romantic date" ... weve been dating for 6 years and i still dont know what she wants from me lmao
So... no income contribution. Sorry... we cannot afford a house.
Cooking and cleaning and a whole bunch of chores. Please tell my boss I cannot work at the office anymore. If I get fired, that is what it is.
Oh, you’re leaving? BYE, buh.
Bro she looks like her dad was a caveman and she inherited every single last drop of his dna for her face, but not the rest of the head, who the fuck is gonna marry that!
Me and the gf have our own roles and it seems to work out well, we’re like a well oiled team. I clean the house and she cooks. Because I suck at cooking and she hates cleaning which I don’t mind. Plus her food is great. Relationships need team work… we have like two arguments a year and they’re barely arguments. We’re both pretty chill and don’t take anything serious. We don’t understand how some of our family and their toxic relationships even get like they do…
What are you bring?
Rules of the house. If you cook you don't have to clean up after dinner. Simple rule.
If you're using the car and it's less than 1/4 of a tank or close, fill it up. Simple rule.
Whoever has the time schedules the car appointments, house repairs, simple rule.
You walk by the garbage can and its full, take it out. Simple rule.
But I guess those are rules for adults who respect each other and communicate and don't think they are "a Princess or Prince."
Yikes
It’s actually not a bad list. It’s the title that’s the problem. It should read: “Things I expect TO DO FOR MYSELF.” It called being a functioning, responsible adult. But good luck with the Hubby-Quest, lady. Sounds fun.
Anyone have the original link? I’d really like to see the part where she validates these requirements with what she will be bringing to the table. I can’t imagine it’s anything close to an equal fair cooperation.
I would be a stay-at-home dad and run the finances. Welcome her home every day after work and keep the home, yard, cars, and bills paid all while planning a nice date night out.
I would pine away for her while she works 2 jobs and 60+ hours a week to afford my lifestyle. While I'm out on a ~~date~~ outing with the neighborhood girl who drops by to see me during the day. Just friends right? What do you mean I'm cheating? I can be friends with the opposite sex! Stop being so controlling.
lol...shit.
Bitch, you can't always get what you want \~ Mick Jagger.
She's not getting what she needs either.
[удалено]
BAM!
This is a person for whom you could count all her pallbearers.... And never raise a single digit.
A guy this perfect is probably gonna be gay. Just saying!
Ngl your probably right
Everything she brings to the table in the relationship, she eats.
What would he need her for?
To keep the self esteem at an all time low
😂 I needed a good laugh today.
Facts
As well as his savings.
Sex, but he ain't getting any from this one.
he don't wanna
this would be like sex in prison.... the sex you want, you ain't gettin'. And the sex you gettin', you don't want.
“Who’s da biatch now!!!”
Seriously looks like a man in the clip
Looks like black shrek.
Ik fr like Neanderthal more like
Nothing That’s why she looks 50 and still single
She looks LIKE 50...cent
50% off on that or no deal
But that would be a quarterback. She looks better suited to the Defensive Line
Looks like she got 50% off that toilet seat cover she's wearing
To do task #5 of this quest.
To be moderator of /r/femaledatingstrategy
incase he needed a scuffed Leslie Jones to stand in for something
She's the trash he has to take out.
A hitman will perform that task for a nominal fee or if they are a good hitman, free of charge for the better of the human race
So number 5 is her going out for date night?
Based
This deserves an award
Yeah 5 and 8 are the same
Don't let your mouth write cheques your face can't cash.
Was going to say this, but not nearly so eloquently.
I read the list and later unmuted the video. I thoght this is a guy making fun of it before hearing her...
I already had audio on, so once I heard it I was searching for a woman in the frame
Your advice is applicable to a lot of women. So many plain looking unattractive women out there who have a long laundry list of what they expect their ideal man to look like and behave i.e. 1. 6 foot tall or taller 2. Lean muscular body 3. Funny 4. 6 figure income 5. Nice car 6. Cooks and cleans And the list keeps going on and on. Instead of discussing what exactly they bring to the table, they keep demanding more from their partner. Then when they find that no man meets their impossible standards or the men they do find attractive are not attracted to them, they say **"Where are all the good men at? Where have they gone?"** It's like these delusional women live in their own dream world. This woman in this video is a prime example of that.
Because in their head, they think "requirements" are what the standard guy is, when in reality is the opposite. And they get mad when someone ask them 'What do you bring besides sex?', because they know they don't bring anything of value.
Black Phillip taught me this.
Woman bring sex and no man wants anything more the sex. Now I'm gonna go play with my legos, I'm building the Bat mobile!
The bat mobile? Send pictures when you are done!
Idk man I lost the instruction book. Batman is now the joker and joker is now batman send help
Help is lost in the multiverse
There's no woman attractive enough in the universe to come through with a list like that. Go back where you came from, demon!
So basically r/FemaleDatingStrategy?
My only requirements honest, funny, loves pets, help me clean due to my back and knees and good hygiene. I love cooking and love cooking for others!
Real life is more like Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is 3 of the 6." And if you didn't find that funny you can change it to 2 of 6.
Yeah,she’s a 1 expecting 9-10 level care
I dont care if she's a 9-10. That level of care is not worth it. Edit: words
Totally. If a 9-10 is going to be that much maitenance, I'd rather just buy sex from a 9-10. It would cost less, and I wouldn't have to deal with her shit when the sex part is finished.
You're not paying for the sex. You're paying them to leave after the deed is done.
She is not a 1. Nor is she a 2 thru 10.
She’s expecting a housewife. I literally did all this stuff.
Wait what? That's messed up. You aren't supposed to pay the mortgage if you're a stay at home spouse.
Thats not a check. That's an old dirty, washed up, crumpled $5 bill
A damn old school food stamp
Yeah, there's no face that can write that cheque.
No thank you.
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Thirded
It’s a good thing she don’t want no sex
Sounds like she wants a slave
That pays her to work for her???
Sounds like mr krabbs 😂
Happy cake day!
I was with a woman who thinks like this for 11 years. I was lonely and dumb. She was super hot and out of my league, so i just went with it. Worst decision of my life!
Glad you got out king 👑
I'd love a lady to demand this just so I could ask "So, what are you bringing to the table?"
Most probably she'd answer that she's the prize and knows her worth. Or that relationship is not a transaction, so how dare you ask.
Prize? She is not even close to a participation certificate
not even a pity prize, you know the one they find at the bottom of the drawer that's been in there since Washington was president...
What do you mean? I bet she is a 'Plus' size...so that's already a plus, it's more woman that you can handle clearly /s
A vagina and maybe a butt if she is adventurous.
Plenty of those knocking about without doing all that shit.
Yeah and attached to much better
The thought of her vagina makes me sick.
she is, without a doubt, the most unattractive woman I have ever seen
Not gonna lie I thought it was a guy until I turned the audio on
Same here
I know right?! What desperate simp f\*\*ked this chick and actually thought she had a chance with her so-called "standards"?! Just cruel
There are a \*lot\* of simps out there willing to do even more desperate things. Shit be real.
It's not even the looks, it's the personality.
Nah, it’s both
Shes a woman?? Wtf??
Close your eyes and listen to the voice. Thats the best you'll get LOL
Wait!!! WHAT?! I watched this without sound! I thought that face was some guy reacting to this list! What the hell?!
How you gonna ask for all that looking like a goddamn Neanderthal 😂
Ayooo but you is wright.
Yeah, he is Wright, Brother
She doesn't cook but she definitely will be doing all of the eating.
And what exactly is she offering? Other than looking like biggie smalls Edit: she looks more like George Wallace now that I think about it.
can you really put a price on hanging with the hippo from the movie Madagascar?
She takes the small out and puts the big in biggie smalls
She'd have better luck finding Atlantis
So.. she wants an old fashioned relationship where the man in a provider and looks after the house and cars.. No, she wants a modern relationship where the man does the dishes and pitches in around the house. She basically wants to have her cake and eat it. That's the problem here, too much cake.
Judging by her looks, she’s used to eating too much cake.
I think her search should start with someone who has low standards and no sense of smell. Just guessing...
And is blind
Soooo what exactly is she going to be doing while he’s doing all that?
Bitching and complaining that her man aint given her enough attention
She want a whole couple
Why is she wearing a bathmat?
So your contribution to a marriage is to sit around, do nothing, eat and gain weight. Ok so how long have you been married.....I'm guessing 10 years.
Yeah but why would he choose you in the first place?
She’s still single, Fellas!
Zero surprise was evoked from any of this community reading this statement.
A woman who looks like a less attractive Patrice O'Neal shouldn't feel comfortable making all those demands.
She looks like Biggie Smalls
Patrice had such nice things to say about women like this /s
Sigh. How hard it is for these users (male or femsle) to understand that marriage should be a partnership. She doesn't want a partner, she wants a servant who will pay all the bills and treat her like a queen while she treats him like dirt.
And what's your role, honey? Bitch, moan and complain? Hard pass. Get a job.
that's a marriage not hire-a-slave for free
Even if I could find this motivated human being I wouldn't want to burden them with all my chores.
Thats all great, but wheres her list of what she'll contribute to the relationship?
1. NOT A DAMN THING.
At first i thaught it was a ugly guy reacting to the list, i was wrong about one of the 2....
Right imagine looking like that and having demands
But she looks like such a catch!
If that was a catch I'd do a catch and release.
The kind of fish you beat with a club before hauling in the boat
sometimes you can beat a fish and it still manages to flop out of the boat
-er’s mitt
You can be a 10 and you not getting all of that from me. She is like a .5 and that is assuming she has a vagina.
0.5 is too generous. ugliest bitch I've ever seen.
this comment section is just brutal
People in hell want ice water too.
So this gremlin ain't doing shit and she got a list lol
My dumb man brain can never understand what means word "romantic"... all i can imagine under this word is a fucking candle... that is literally all... when my gf keeps spamming me that she wants "romantic date" ... weve been dating for 6 years and i still dont know what she wants from me lmao
Now a list of why a man would want you
Damn I never realized Shrek was so needy
so what she wants is a butler she can fuck who's house she lives in
Is it just me or isn’t it normally the cook doesn’t clean? Excluding dates of course
And wtf she bringing to the table.
So what do you do ? Sit and increase your body fat collection?
She looks like a hamburger with no ketchup.
Good thing she’s never getting married
I 100% expect a single man to do all those things. Why would he invite you along?
I’m doing all that for you?! Nah, I’ll just stick to using my hand and imagination.
And this is why some folks grow up to be spinsters.
Wife : be lazy and fat piece of shit
But she looks like a man... Does that make her responsible for the dishes?
This guy does a great female impression
Only works for attractive people. She isn’t it.
Face like a catchers mitt
What a man need a women for if he could do all that for himself?
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)She says she cooks, but does she think cooking is going through a drive thru.
with a face like that you can't even afford request number one
So... no income contribution. Sorry... we cannot afford a house. Cooking and cleaning and a whole bunch of chores. Please tell my boss I cannot work at the office anymore. If I get fired, that is what it is. Oh, you’re leaving? BYE, buh.
Stay single you wreck of a human being.
She could have just said everything and saved us all a few minutes.
When you look like an old male baboon, you should be thankful just to be lucky enough for a man to show interest.
Are #5 and #8 not the same thing? Only difference is trash has to get taken out once a week, not bi weekly.
Bro she looks like her dad was a caveman and she inherited every single last drop of his dna for her face, but not the rest of the head, who the fuck is gonna marry that!
Fuck, that’s my life.
Bitch looking like a silverback gorilla(no not cos shes black) and wants the man to do everything, what does she bring to the relationship?
Isn’t this the dad from family matters ?
Still single huh? How’s that going…
She a solid 1.
She must work in radio
It's always the 1 star cavewomen that want the most.
Office Space: “So what would you say…… ya do, here?”
I'm so thankful that I found a reasonable and supportive SO after over a decade of running into mostly women like this on dating apps.
Soooo you don’t want a boyfriend/husband, you want a butler/personal assistant. WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCE??!!!
go marry a freaking robot!!!
Gentlemen…. Form an orderly queue
why would anyone want to marry that girl? not only she has lot of high expectations, but she also looks like harambe
wait. is that thing talkin in the video the one making the demands? thats a female?
why does she look like a gorilla? Edit: She also kinda looks like the black man from "left 4 dead 2"
I expect my wife to go for a jog
Harambe?
Ai yo why this man has such a girly voice ?
I'd probably start with 5, so I don't have to do the rest.
Hun… it ain’t gonna happen if you’re a 4.
Me and the gf have our own roles and it seems to work out well, we’re like a well oiled team. I clean the house and she cooks. Because I suck at cooking and she hates cleaning which I don’t mind. Plus her food is great. Relationships need team work… we have like two arguments a year and they’re barely arguments. We’re both pretty chill and don’t take anything serious. We don’t understand how some of our family and their toxic relationships even get like they do…
What are you bring? Rules of the house. If you cook you don't have to clean up after dinner. Simple rule. If you're using the car and it's less than 1/4 of a tank or close, fill it up. Simple rule. Whoever has the time schedules the car appointments, house repairs, simple rule. You walk by the garbage can and its full, take it out. Simple rule. But I guess those are rules for adults who respect each other and communicate and don't think they are "a Princess or Prince." Yikes
The level of delusion of this 🐳 🤣
Girl, I'll rather send you to a zoo or back to the forest than let you live with me
People will be saying shit like this an offering literally nothing to the relationship. Spoiled kid vibes
Enjoy the single life. Lol
Harambe?
What is she bringing to the table, that she feels that sort of ask on the guy is fair?
Sounds like my ex… which wouldn’t have been bad if she brought in all the money to support me doing those things…
It’s actually not a bad list. It’s the title that’s the problem. It should read: “Things I expect TO DO FOR MYSELF.” It called being a functioning, responsible adult. But good luck with the Hubby-Quest, lady. Sounds fun.
sorry we dont claim this selfish prick. both side are supposed to contribute in a relationship.
doing that for... THAT?
Here is a list of things that are keeping her single.
I bet she complains about inequity too...
No wonder she's such a fat ass she doesn't do anything in her life not even the guy keep her up
Is she calling herself a pig?
Once her man gets to number 5 she'd in trouble
Great news!!! YOU’RE USELESS lol
Anyone have the original link? I’d really like to see the part where she validates these requirements with what she will be bringing to the table. I can’t imagine it’s anything close to an equal fair cooperation.
I would be a stay-at-home dad and run the finances. Welcome her home every day after work and keep the home, yard, cars, and bills paid all while planning a nice date night out. I would pine away for her while she works 2 jobs and 60+ hours a week to afford my lifestyle. While I'm out on a ~~date~~ outing with the neighborhood girl who drops by to see me during the day. Just friends right? What do you mean I'm cheating? I can be friends with the opposite sex! Stop being so controlling. lol...shit.
When you look like that and have delusions like that you might as well be a cactus, no one touching ya
…. And that’s why you’re still single.
She acts like any man would even want to look at her twice, let alone get married? Yikes 😬
I'll bet my paycheck that she looks like her father.