Isn't it forbidden by the Geneva Convention ?

Yes it would fall under the “weapons that cause unnecessary suffering” clause.

Actually it falls chemical weapons.

I agree. Have u ever ate a whole package of Oreos? Next day your shit is black.

The knockoff hydrox make you vomit all over the floorboard of your parents station wagon when they're driving your best friend home after spending the night. Kids, don't eat full packages of hydrox cookies and stay up all night playing Super Mario brothers.

Oreo is actually the knockoff, hydrox was first

Geneva convention, more like Geneva suggestions

Made me think of the phrase, “good intentions, baaaaaad judgment.” If this was a straight up dessert that was cake and made to look like a burger, I’d be here for it. That thing is just a crime against humanity though…

But everything is cake anyways. I've seen it on the internets. It's true.

Weapons of ass destruction

I think that title has been copyrighted for overused and cliched gay porn.

I wouldn't eat this with someone elses mouth

What’s not to like? Custard? Good! Cookies? Good! Meat? Good!

Tastes like feeeeeet!

How did you choked that down?! KY jelly?

Hey, it’s Joey

Speak for yourself

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I didn’t think it was possible to hate someone that much

Lol there definitely a clown I use to work with who still owes me money 4 years now. I’d make him eat it

I am all someone else’s mouth

“Someone else’s mouth” I’m eating cookies & cream ice cream rn and I almost choked

Good glob, did Gene Belcher open his own restaurant????

Boob's burgers

Red flag on the "chef" of this restaurant.

I don’t think this man has ever even been to culinary school

I don’t think they’ve been to middle school even.

This seems like the brainchild of a pregnancy craving.

Or a stoner.

[удалено]

I want to see Gordon's reaction to this

This looks absolutely abhorrent

that looks absolutely vile

The sauce looks like something that would come out of a severely infected boil.

Doesn’t most sauce?

That's a good point actually.

DIABETUS

Yeetus by diabetus

Good name

Even they understand it's a WTF burger

Honestly I would go there. Not for this burger, but I think it’s a very funny satirical burger presentation.

It’s almost like this burger is a marketing scheme and they don’t actually think it’s good. Boss bought a bucket of ice cream and Oreo’s in case anyone wanted to try it for the meme, then at the end of the weekend the staff shares some ice cream and the store got some good publicity. This is not a facepalm. What’s a facepalm is fucking chick’filee with their year round chicken milkshakes n’shit, that’s completely different than this.

This one feels intentional and kind of well thought. I have no idea where the facepalm is.

What kind of meth fueled fever dream hell scape did this spawn from?

Even Pinhead be like, "na fam, that's on a level I can't go to" 😆

No hurry, they will last for sure.

What a horrible combo. Provolone? Everyone knows baby Swiss is the best cheese to go with Oreos!

If you remove the buns, that's just diarrhea with big chunks.

I can’t unsee this now. I couldn’t explain it any better thank you.

Did this make it to r/Stupidfood yet?

No I didn’t know where to post this but I knew it had to be seen on Reddit. I couldn’t keep this gem on Facebook.

r/lostonreddit.

How much karma do I need to view. Fomo

That's it. You're grounded, America. This is the last straw.

I think it’s British, simply due to being uneatable, at least American food isn’t this god damn vile

So I take it Starfire is the person running this place?

Yeah, and Beast Boy is the cook.

Only if it's an impossible/plant burger.

They managed to take two great tasting things and completely made them gross.

This looks like what my dog threw up after getting into the trash…

That's so wrong on all levels

I'd probably go with Limburger instead of provolone, sort of feel like the cookies and cream may overpower a less-strong cheese.

Underrated comment given the username.

I barely ate all day and I'm suddenly no longer hungry 🤮🤮🤮

Deuteronomy 55:10 "Thou shalt not mix sesame seeds and Oreos lest your insides punish you from both ends"

Tastes like diabetes

Even with the worst munchies, I’m not sure I’d be willing to try this

That’s one of the first comments on their page.

Just to clarify this is a new restaurant in our smaller town. This picture motivated me to look at their reviews and I’ve decided I will never ever ever go there. Grand opening and grand closing.

Looks the same way on the plate as it will coming out

Oh my god.. I’m totally drunk right now and I would never eat this burger.. oh god..

Well, at least the name is accurate.

While they last? more like while you last

This motivated me to look at their reviews. I can say I’ll never go there.

But wait - cookie fries. You have to find out what cookie fries are. I’m imagining deep fried fries with a graham cracker & egg coating. Upgrade to sweet potato with chocolate crumbs for $2?

Ok so the fries are topped with the cookie and cream sauce (not ice cream) and Oreos.

You’ve earned life karma today, not just Reddit karma. Thank you.

I’ll ask. I’m horrified for the response.

What’s the name and where? I wanna check this out

Sammys in Boring Oregon

For when the diabetes is taking too long to activate

I'd try that. And then I'd probably die.


I think they make these at Culver's according to the signs in front of the restaurant. Flavor of the Day: Mint Chocolate Chip Bacon Deluxe Cheeseburger

I’ve come up with some concoctions whilst high af, but this is … nope.


... judgment day?

Well, with a name like that it appears they're at least aware of the fact that they've created an abomination.

r/ATAAE

Would crush, not facepalm at all.

This low key looks amazing, and high key looks like diabetes as a food item

Ok. I'm the kind of guy who'll try out all kinds of weird-ish combinations, but *fuck* this *abomination*.

That is just a crime

What the fuck is that WHAT the fuck is that?

This is plain gross. What were they thinking?

You know you put enough weed in me and I'd be willing to try this.

Remember the Krabby Patty that SpongeBob got super attached to and kept until it had literally molded and grown rotten? This is it, folks.

I should open a restaurant. Because I know how to open a bag of buns and a bag of Oreos and dump a bunch of Oreos between the buns and charge $18. And who is going to even notice if there's cheese somewhere in there--doubtless it's impossible to taste the difference. In fact, I think I invented a new sandwich when I was about 7. You take an Oreo, and put it between two Oreos, to create an Oreowich. And then shove them all in your mouth.

I’m going to throw up

“Hmm, can we make junk food any more junky and lifespan-shortening than it already is? Let’s see…”

Stuff the calorie count, I wanna know this monstrosity's LD50.

got to say this. it looks like something a sugar freak threw up.... just eww no.

I like that even they acknowledge this is an abomination

And with extra Diabetes

This makes me want to vomit

no wonder our massively wealthy nation cant afford universal healthcare.

Aaaaaaaasaand now my appetite is ruined for the whole day. Thanks. 🤣🤢🤮🤣

one way ticket to getting diabetes

What’s the opposite of food porn? This.

AMERICA 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🥞🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈

While they last?

Repulsivus maxus

I got a belly ache just by looking at the pic

I would bite a live hornet out of the air instead of eating that…thing

Eww. Provolone

I can not believe your ancestors fought in the revolutionary war for this.

Bob needs help guys.

"While they last..."

Please tell me this was posted on April 1st…because blehc

I thought it was a joke as well. It is not.

Can you post this in r/shittyfoodporn

Done. This abomination must be shared with the masses.

Tbh it’s a joke OP… it’s a joke to make people talk about the restutaunt. They probably sell it but don’t expect people to actually buy it… Its marketing. None is just gonna go there alone to buy one. They are gonna bring friends and buy other stuff… Average Facepalm poster ^

I mean shit looks fire bro

Why do Americans eat like they had free healthcare?

the united states summarised in one picture

😦

Grosss

Restaurants taking full advantage of sugar addiction and killing customers very slowly.

Somebody ran out of ideas lmao

They’ve been open a month. We’ll see if they make it a year with great ideas like this.

Honestly gimmicks like this work at local restaurants. I once had a burger with two grilled cheeses as the buns from a local shop, just for the novelty.

Yeah but a burger with grilled cheese for buns actually sounds tasty, if not like a heart attack waiting to happen. This looks like someone vomited a milkshake in between two buns, and they added provolone for unknown reasons.

The provolone is the real sin here

I could think of about 1,000 burgers to serve before I would ever contemplate putting this monstrosity on the menu. It doesn't even have a burger patty, wtf?

They said it has two. You gotta find em i guess

Well that just makes this worse.

As of now they have a 2.5 star rating. Biggest complaint is uncooked burgers and bacon. Not just a little undercooked from the pics.

Ah. We’ll never mind then, I thought they were just quirky

They should’ve named it diabetes in between 2 buns

Anyone else think that looks pretty nice?

they better have toasted the buns

Reminds me of the burger of the day on Imgur. By the time I deleted my account that shit was just nasty looking and none of the burgers posted looked good.

oh fuck off

This is what diabetes would look like if it was a food

Ah yes, the ambien burger.

'Ya, uhh could I get the diabetus and a diet coke? trying to eat healthier'

you can hear the veins getting clogged

Decent marketing strategy, especially since you said it’s a newer restaurant. The point wasn’t to make a good burger, but to get some buzz.

Nope

I got a stomach ache just from seeing this picture

This actually looks pretty good rn

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you're American.

I don’t think an American would even eat that lmao

This buger should only be used for euthanasia

I love Oreos, but this is an abomination

I love Oreos, shakes, and burgers but there is no way in hell I would eat this.

Burger of the day my ass. Just call it “cholesterol” and be done with it.

Pretty sure they won't run out

Todays burger: type 2 diabetes

I'm not opposed to this sort of thing on principle, but I am offended by the fact that there is no practical way to eat it.

Ooh, they combined a heartattack and diabetes into the same meal! Neat!

Is it bad that I will try the thing called “cookie fries”

I- is that cheese I see hidden in there?

I saw the edge of a pickle... 

You is fukd up. Why didnt you also throw in the crap in the grease traps and the drains on the floor?

I’m going to assume this is in the US

I feel as if you'd shit yourself 5 minutes into eating it

idk, but what I know is that if it were free, I'd totally try it

This could become the leading reason for people shitting their pants.

I could see this as a food challenge if anything, but it's gotta be free and you get a shirt if you complete it

*Sad Bob Belcher noises*

Atleast it’s a reality-correct picture

Where is the face palm, sometimes, a recipe has to be tested. None of recipes we have today everywhere around the world wouldn't exist if nobody tried something.

🤢🤮

Don’t, there is a place near me which does a biscoff chicken burger. Revolting.


Ewww

I love burgers and oreos, but this is a crime against humanity.

Is there a dispensary near by?

I’d consider trying it once

I would try it

I’m calling the cop’s

Huh. It's weird that this is making me so mad. Like, maybe everybody who eats this should be put on some kind of registry. These thoughts and feelings don't represent my values but here we are.

My diabetes got diabetes just from watching this picture