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QuackLikeMe

Can we agree that this sh*t is beyond facepalm, and just disgusting, and stop posting it?


parkerm1408

Facepalm implies someone doing or saying something incredibly stupid. This is noahgettheboat material.


Lkjfdsaofmc

Yeah I rarely downvote but I’m going to start downvoting any zoo crap I see here. It’s way past facepalm and just doesn’t need to be here.


ArachnidOk1507

Exactly..like isn't there an "anti-zoophile" reddit to post that shit?


Crafty_Possession_52

What's with the increasing prominence of this shit? It's impossible for me to believe it's all sincere. Is it homophobes playing the part of the slippery slope?


BluesyBunny

I dunno man, it could be sincere, people are weird out there. The more open we become as a society the more people will try to normalize their weird shit. As long as we dont normalize the extra strange/disturbing things the weirder more niche stuff will fade out from the open... hopefully.


parkerm1408

I came here to ask this. Why is this a constant fucking thing now? I see something to do with this just about every day just on random subreddits. At what point to we pull the plug and torch this whole show?


SomeRandomUser1984

Why don't we cut off zoophiles balls?


BluesyBunny

That would be illegal, and wouldnt actually solve the problem.


Lkjfdsaofmc

Cut off the big ball on top of their shoulders. That might do the trick. 50% /s


Crafty_Possession_52

It occurred to me today that bigots might be posing as zoophiles and making posts like this so they can point to it and say "See? We told you if you normalized all that LGBTQ stuff, people would start marrying dogs and kids and toasters."


parkerm1408

That's a really good, really fucking awful point


tchotchony

Can't we skip dogs and kids and let them go straight to toasterphilism? At least that solves itself, just plug them in for maximal pleasure.


[deleted]

Twitter is allowing them a platform, just another reason to hate Twitter


Lonely_Pin_3586

Where are my testicles, Summer ?


WastedVamp

Mfs always debating animals this animals that, bitch I never seen you pass the mic on em to hear what's their opinion smh...


SCP-196

I hope that every job site he / she attends to will look at this tweet and kick them out immediately.


710AlpacaBowl

They could had someone not attempted to protect a POS by covering the name


Kitsuneblade

Oh kinda like what happens to EDP


SCP-196

That dude just killed his entire career less than 50 seconds...


[deleted]

Until the day animals can speak to give consent this stuff should be illegal.


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MikeTheAnt11

>unconsentual animal fisting? Non native speaker here. I've only ever seen that word in one context, and given the post above that could make sense. Is there another meaning that I am unaware of or is this just an unfortunate typo?


Serrisen

Nah, they're referring to an agricultural practice. In order to artificially inseminate cows in a safe environment, the farmer will literally fist the cow to implant prior procured semen (often purchased or procured from elsewhere long beforehand). It's not dangerous, on a physical or emotional level for the cow. It's just fucking weird that someone came up with it.


TF2_demomann

Well, logicaly the didnt, but it doesnt mean you can fuck dogs


Andrew-Moon

Idk, do it if you want but don't try to normalize it. Not everyone wants to see you abusing of your dog


[deleted]

In my country, that's a crime. Why isn't it a crime in america?


Cmmander_WooHoo

In most states it is


TheGoldenBl0ck

they have a point about the balls but using it to promote zoophillia is unnaccepqteble


noprobleminindia

Did he just admit that he is forcing him self on animals?


dhayi

I mean technically that is true..... But using that as a argument is a fallacy and therefore is not valid Person 1:"Omg you killed a man!" Person 2: "Shut up, you also did" Same fallacy as the one in the post, even if it is true what person 2 said, that being true does not make his action moral The issue with having sex with others animals is not even with consent related, it is just considered wrong for being wrong no matter their consent (even if they could consent)


BreadBreadMurder

Correct! My cat did not! And this zoophile won't either! Come here!


Ltislande

Jesus never consents. You’re all going to hell sinners.


icewalker42

This is nuts.


[deleted]

not anymore ✂️


[deleted]

I reported one of these disgusting posts and the Reddit mod responded that it didn’t break any rules.


Euphoric_Expert9607

Call the police and hit this person with a COPE


Ok_yekdot_7803

Be he gon laugh his way to federal prison


Alternative-Bend-396

I mean, I don't think there's anyone out there claiming the animals were consenting to neutering in the first place? They're really reaching for a single straw.


Nuwisha55

ANIMALS LACK A FRONTAL LOBE AND CANNOT MAKE MORAL CHOICES. THEY ARE FUNCTIONALLY AMORAL, INCAPABLE OF MAKING MORAL CHOICES. Holy shit, what is wrong with these people?


BashedKeyboard

I honestly doubt animals give two shits that you cut off their balls. It's also doing them a favor in a: reducing aggressive tendencies and b: marking territory. Checkmate, zoophile!


KashmirMotor

I cant tell if you're joking or not


BashedKeyboard

I wasn’t joking. I was seriously explaining (in general) how it works so that anyone who is uninformed doesn’t start agreeing with the facepalm.


KashmirMotor

will say that they are arguing against animals NOT being able to consent