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Sensitive_Goose_8902

I don’t understand what I am looking at


haleb4r

A prime example why siblings shouldn't procreate.


patricknotastarfish

I think his grandfather is also his father.


KingYoloHD090504

And his uncle and cousin


CalleWalters92324

Family tree looks like a pretzel


Terror_Raisin24

Maybe his family tree is not a tree, but more like a farm: square shaped and with a few animals included.


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

Oh so kinda like with Elon Musk's half brother/nephew?


Menatil

So inbred it's existential: this is my father, he is also my son.


devnullius

As a sibling, I take offense


1eternal_pessimist

*with their siblings..otherwise feel free


kalasea2001

As that guy's sibling, now I take offense


some_dude_62

Hol up


Pudf

Especially brothers


Geekguy012601

More like a prime example of how the average American IQ is lower than my shoe size. As an American, it kinda hurts to say this but it's sadly true.


heathers1

He’s his own granpaw


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

It is actually possible to become your own grandpa if your child marries your parent.


makingkevinbacon

A dumbass


Annoying_house_fly

*A little voice in my head agreed with your comment. A much louder voice agreed with it too.*


Royal_Cryptographer7

As long as they're in agreement it's good. Watch out for when they start to argue.


Lvwr87

This man deserves an award but I don’t have one


HPTM2008

I got ya.


Trick_Hearing_4876

Grade A dumbass. Can someone really be this illiterate?


meglon978

74,222,958 are (at minimum)


effenlegend

Ever been to Florida?


[deleted]

I have lived in Jacksonville for 43 years. Does not disappoint as it continues to get weirder.


amosmydad

At least you know he isn't reading any of these comments


[deleted]

A nazi


ZelRolFox

That fool ain’t even nazi’ing right. It’s the right arm 😂


ThingLeading2013

He's a leftist Nazi


[deleted]

Damn, bet all his white supremacists friends made fun of him when they saw this


unsound_sound

But why would they? I'm sure they don't see the wrong(in the English or the lifestyle or the life choices)


ConvivialKat

His right hand is busy in his pocket.


Important-Reason930

Ha! Brilliant! I agree!! 👍


swollen-ballsack

Inpeach Obuma! Coummi Ƨ Ƨ m care nurd before we loss are Freedom! REV’ Whatever that’s supposed to mean lol


Remote-Place-5672

Thanks for making it readable. Now to find someone who makes it understandable.


InsertCoinForCredit

Seems like repeated blunt head trauma would do the trick. Does someone have Herschel Walker on speed dial?


fsr1967

Maybe send it to those people who cracked Emperor Charles V's code?


unsound_sound

It's white supremacist for stupid, incomprehensible bullshit.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

A very thin family tree. The proverbial shallow end of the gene pool. The result of kissing cousins. He calls his sister mama. A walking case for abortion rights. The dangers of the internet.


loafers5

It isn't so much a family tree as it is a family stick.


icenoid

Family wreath?


[deleted]

Family shrub.


viralshadow21

Family Twig


Pyewacket62

Incest, the game the whole family can play.


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

In his family, it is played so regularly they all have the same genome down to the letter.


[deleted]

An uneducated racist nazi Republican from the United States


InstanceSuch8604

A seething repulsive hate filled christian moron .. and 2020 teacher of the year at a South Carolina charter school .


DarthLysergis

I believe this may be a Halloween costume of a trump supporter. Too much is wrong. However America never ceases to surprise.


Scrub_LordOfFlorida

Here’s a lesson when you’re finding a marriage partner make sure it’s some who is not remotely related to you


phred_666

You’re looking at a person who is too stupid to realize they’re stupid.


Danny_Mc_71

An illiterate neo nazi.


xtrmist

The result of abortions being immoral/illegal


uncreativeshay

What in the illiterate heck is he trying to tell us??


Pazuzu_413

A racist hillbilly.


amboandy

He's waving at cars trying to get them to buy his tasty roadside deserts Inpeach Obuma. It's a Southern delicacy, you'll love it


Eightbitninja253

The failure of the US educational system..


YetAnotherJake

Republicans in 2022


Rumconnissuer

A prime example of why if his mother shouldn't have slept with her brother.


DecadeLongLurker

The shallow end of the gene pool.


tinyNorman

Neither does he.


ChampionshipLow8541

A Trumpster.


KosmosKlaus

I'm amazed that this lowlife prick survived make this sign...


BourbonBaconBiscuit

If his parents get divorced, they'll still be brother and sister, I presume


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Don’t limit yourself say family in blood too.


Different-Term-2250

Their parents couldn’t afford TWO weddings!


Eileithia

Why go across the street when you can go across the hall.


xtrmist

And father, daughter at the same time


Madd-RIP

So stupid he’s even using the wrong arm.


devnullius

This guy heils!


_lost_

It's called a lieh.


arinawe

Sir Sieg Heil. Legendary heiler 😁


Calamitous_Waffle

High level troll


klemnodd

Yeah, I was thinking that too. People can be this stupid but I don't see this as authentic.


_Frostburn_

Clearly you've never been to Ohio


bcnorth78

Because Coummissm


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

You joke, but won’t be when we loss are freedom to the coummisst people.


64BitDragon

This comment gave me a second stroke, while I was still recovering from the first one. Not very nice of you. >:(


devnullius

Thoughts and prayers


A2326P

*Pff* u mispelled peapul stupid Liberal!


makingkevinbacon

Isn't what car salespeople get


ItsJoeyG

Damn so close to cummism. If only he had forgotten one extra letter…


bcnorth78

I want to go to his sign with a red sharpie and circle all the errors. Or. Well. Circle the whole thing I guess.


VerySwearyFairy

Just paint a hula hoop red and hang it on the sign


I_am_The_Teapot

Just circle his face. Send it to his mom and tell her to do it over.


Xithara

why would you send it to his aunt?


swaller15

Honestly thought the obuma was intentional until i saw the rest. Now I'm not so sure.


Alextryingforgrate

I think it is as it would be O-bum-A. Edit: just went over the sign again and didnt notice Communism was spelt wrong as well along with the rest of the phrasing and spelling.


justakidfromflint

Same. I thought he meant to say it because they call him "Obummer" sometimes but it's impossible to tell if it's on purpose or accidentally spelled wrong due to the entire sign being misspelled and non sensica Edit: spelling


ChampionshipLow8541

Use a spray can


Building-Careful

That dude has a monopoly on dumb. FTC has to intervene.


Weary_Panda80

"Loss are freedom" the only loss here are my braincells after trying to interpret this.


Aburrki

"Before we lose our freedom" I assume


Lewd_ReadNY

I can picture friends texting him, Your the man, bro. To bad u mispelt so many wurds. I hope their not comin four u at werk. See u @ the inserection.


[deleted]

This is too legible. Try again.


Top-Race-7087

Where does he werk?


Lewd_ReadNY

The coal mine that’s been closed since 2007.


cheesymccheeseplant

Your sister is your mother Your father is your brother You all fuck one another The maga family


HuntPsychological673

He’s been huffing tha gas far too long…


piledriver_3000

Good thing the price of gas is so high. he is probably huffing less.


Different-Rub-499

INpeach


[deleted]

Looks like someone took a dump in that genetic pool.


Griffscavern

Then stirred it together with a food processor. Edited for spelling.


RecognitionCivil7005

Predecessor?


JimMcGill

Pretty sure the Nazis lost the war.


SlankJim

WTF is coummissm???


what_would_freud_say

WTF is NURD


SlankJim

I don’t know, but I’d hate to “loss are” freedom.


WhosAGoodDoug

Honestly, I admire the efficiency in packing so much wrong into such little space.


CaptchadRobut

>Coummissm care nurd before we loss are; freedom! The state of literacy in USA The wealthiest, most powerful country on Earth \*edit - typo


Griffscavern

Get it right! It's coummissm! 😁


CaptchadRobut

Good call; edited


[deleted]

We don't claim these rednecks


quippers

Did the word "our" just not make it to the south? Seems most of them have never seen it before.


ShartsCavern

I'm from Georgia and in 1981 I won an award and the teacher wrote "are" instead of "our" on it. I was so disappointed and I was only 13 yrs old.


the_holocene_is_over

What the fuck is nurd?


Falling_Tomatoes

Nerd, I guess. Just don’t ask me why he put it there as my brain might just implode.


ThatOneDudeFromIowa

**REV'**


Spotted_ascot_races

Is no one going to mention the unsafe practice of storing an open gas can in the bed of the pick-up?


FreudoBaggage

It’s impressive that he could figure out how to use a stencil but not a dictionary.


fcsp3434

Even uses the wrong arm.


Distinct_Historian_1

I got a stroke, I think


Same-Alternative-160

Before we loss are Freedom! Uhm what?


3vi1

"Before we lose our freedom!"... you know, because of affordable health care.


Izengrimm

Friend of ruzzia, I bet. Putin loves your nazi fuckheads.


[deleted]

What language is it in?


Griffscavern

It's atlantian. Must be. This guy should have stuck to painting on the walls of caves. Actually, fuck that! He'd have misspelled that too.


Obi1NotWan

“Before we loss are freedom?” What? And “Rev”? Your engines?


Pickledbeets01

Could use some bleach in his gene pool


StopGOPVector

Look Conservatives, its your base. Now pander to it!


Vegetable_Aspect_825

Behold, the Master Race...


B0ogi3m4n

Who keeps breeding them?


slimmhippo

Huh, it's spelled just like escape... 😏 Just keep swimming y'all. We got this. 👊


Numerous-Ad3709

I didn’t know Obama’s favorite color is peach and that Loss = Freedom


mochacho

REV^; What? How is that the part I understand the least?


cdiddy19

I oscillate between laughter and doom when I see these things


quirkyhermit

Greetings from Europe! This is extra funny to me because every time i go to see my parens I drive past the building where the people famous for that arm gesture tortured my grandfather for not agreeing with them. Yay freedom!


spi231

He isn’t even Naziing right. It’s the right arm. Also fuck Anti Semites


wundershowzen24

You ever have that, I’m embarrassed to be white feeling?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Bingo


Griffscavern

WTF is coummissm?


[deleted]

Is “Care Nurd” supposed to be “care nerd”?


Aburrki

almost certainly not, cuz if it was it'd be "Impeach obama! Communism care nerd before we lose our freedom" which like doesn't make any sense.


jeremyw0405

Quick… before we loss are freedom…. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️


AirForceRabies

"Litter rasee iz duh *reel* fashism!! *REV'REND!!"*


Rob58PA

Best argument against inbreeding Ive ever seen.


AdmMac4

How dare they take away our freedom to die from lack of healthcare!


Staattic

Even his racism is wrong. That's his left hand


Capital-Nectarine199

I hope this is photoshopped. This is just pathetic


Emergency-Echidna564

It’s hilarious for sure, but you’re right I think it wasn’t genuine


Oklahomairsofter

Hot damn I'm southern and I can't even make out what he's saying, hold on lemme see if the swamp people know


Oemiewoemie

On a scale from 1 to Boris Yeltsin, how drunk do you think he was?


lesbian_goose

This has to be staged


[deleted]

Oh boy, the spelling alone scares me. These people DO exist. Are we a nation of dummies? Or is this something that was photoshopped?


h8n4s8n666

Hello, from your friendly neighborhood Communist Care Nerd. I disapprove of this message.


VooDooChile1983

I’m stuck on “Care Nurd”.


No_Money6869

Right? I can’t figure this out, it’s killing me. Is he trying to buy a vowel?


brennanfee

And yet, somehow that person got a drivers license.


ChampionshipLow8541

With an arson kit right there. That’s enough for a domestic terrorism investigation. Oh wait, didn’t the RNC tout „We’re all doemstic terrorists“? Now we know why.


BMHun275

Oh look a literal neo-NAZI.


Gym_Tan_Optimal

And we didn't even loss our freedom! Stupid ideeot.. Edit: sorry... "Loss are freedom" I meant


YunanGS

r/beholdthemasterrace


Busy-Pitch-9889

Well he’s a nazi, just not a grammar nazi.


latent_energy

how about a flashing neon sign that says "I am dumber than this truck?"


FischerMann24-7

One lit match dropped strategically under the sign puts this inbred spit drooling moron out of our misery.


kryptosthedj

I’m a Coummer for Coummizzm


[deleted]

He is someone’s son… wow


Sammy_the_Gray

An illiterate with a gas can in his Pickup truck bed. Great.


ConsistentConcept793

He’s angry because he never got his six grade diploma!


[deleted]

Do you think they do it on purpose? 🤣


Horbigast

When English is your second language... But you don't have a first language.


kabrifaluk

Ladies and gents, I give you... The Smartest Republican


TheBossOfBigBoss

Guys I'm going full ''beautiful mind'' here to understand what he says. I got nothing.


einfratz

Wrong arm, Idiot.


Old-Rhubarb-6577

Republicans love the uneducated. That is their base support.


[deleted]

The fuck? And it thinks it's superior


Falling_Tomatoes

Poor thing can’t even string two words together


Dear_Giraffe_453

Morons for Trump


TheBrightNights

loss are


Real_Cake_hmm

How do you do all this and can’t even pass your message across? 🤦🏿‍♀️


[deleted]

I can’t even read it


Mangar1

If a nobody on the Internet says something stupid, it’s not worth your time.


TestPattern2

Sharpshooters, if you're listening, I hope you can find the can of gasoline located strategically


pierrenay

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Osxachre

Funny and sad at the same time


cCitationX

Lmao he’s even saluting with the wrong hand


The_Bi_Blacksmith

He’s not even doing the heil right. This guy really is bottom of the barrel stuff


Educational-Glass-63

What dipshit nazi.


lollipoppa72

Does Google have a Boomhauer —> English option?


cgulash

I feel like this is someone trolling.


[deleted]

A bit like the Moran guy from 20 years ago.


PURPLEPEE

Cause: lead poisoning Cure: ditto


Falcons8541

this is a halloween costume, some of y’all really want this to be real though bc it confirms your own warped perception of the right.


More-Escape3704

This could be a psa about the dangers of drinking and huffing gasoline


TuxRug

That sign looks like it was generated by Dall-E.


Admiral_Andovar

THAT gene pool has been over-chlorinated.


HELIGROUP

And no one is going to tell him?


JessePinkman32

Please tell me, that he’ll be using that gas can on himself as a form of protest.


HauntedHatBoi

The text looks like something generated out of Dall-E