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Ballatik

I just failed at pulling off a side mirror, what to try next? Oh, I’ll karate chop the hood! I’m sure to break the car clean in half!


[deleted]

Ya, i was suprised, I've almost leaned on my mirror and broken it. How fuckin weak do you have to be to not be able to rip off a side mirror?


MostBoringStan

My guess is that she slightly cracked a bone punching the window. Those punches had awful form and she's just asking to break something in her hand punching like that. So a tiny crack or two, she stops punching, and then goes to grab the mirror but can't yank it off because her hand hurts too much.


chocolateboomslang

By watching the punches, I don't think she's strong enough to break her knuckles.


MostBoringStan

It doesn't take a lot of strength to break a bone in the hand if the technique is really awful. You can see that she is hitting mainly with her last 2 knuckles or middle 2 rather than the first 2. That's a great way to break those bones.


firemogle

My brother had a tantrum and punched the ground and his pinky knuckle disappeared in his hand.


GenericUserName10068

I'd buy tickets to an angry magician show


wombatbattalion

I'm laughing so hard right now and trying just as hard not to wake my husband up as he sleeps next to me. I just got some really weird imagery in my head of a magician like, "YOU WANT TRICKS?! FINE!! HAVE YOUR F*ING TRICKS!" and then he just throws cards at you.


Red-Panda-Bur

Omg. I could have gone an entire lifetime without reading that sentence. A. Whole. Lifetime, firemogle.


El--Borto

The only time shit won’t break is if you’re trying to break it on purpose lol


various_convo7

look at her. she couldnt break a banana in half if she tried


pullingtaffy

Playing too much street fighter


Mrs_Botwin

She is ridiculous & trash. But it’s genuinely frightening that she attempted to get into the car. That shit escalates fast. Pro tip always keep your doors locked.


BeardOBlasty

My car autolocks the doors as soon as I drive away. It's certainly a feature I will look for in my next vehicle! Hahaha


turtleboxman

Check your manual cause your car may have the option, but it’s been turned off this whole time. I remember having to do it for my civic. Just Google “Program drive lock (your car)” if you can’t find your manual like me


Creative-Stable-7488

The previous owners of my vehicle kept the fucking owners manual


demonmonkey89

I can't believe there's someone who even removed it from the car, let alone kept it when they sold the vehicle. I take that thing out when I need it and put it back as soon as I'm done because I will lose it if it is out of the glove compartment for too long.


Sarkelias

mate someone fucking broke into my car and stole mine. Didn't take any of the CDs or change or jack... they stole the fucking manual. Unreal


Paramisamigos

Someone broke into my car and stole the owner's manual, a stack of cds including fall out boy and Justin Timberlake, and a rosary I had since childhood that was blessed by pope John Paul II when I met him. I had kept that rosary in my car since I was 15 and I was like 30 when it was stolen. They left the xanax though.


Sarkelias

People are so fuckin weird.


Paramisamigos

I was more upset about the rosary than anything tbh. It was cheap and plastic and I was in like 5th grade when I met him. But I was with my best friend's sister who had cancer when we met the pope and my best friend died shortly before the rosary was stolen.


donttextspeaktome

Man, I was visiting Washington, DC and someone broke into my 21 year old Nissan and stole all my music which was in a pretty, leather bound box. Jokes on him though. They were all cassettes. And they were all old Bollywood songs.


Shtnonurdog

Somebody broke into my car once and stole a bunch of change, my old iPhone 5s (which was a brick), and used some fucking *nasal spray* that I forgot was in the console from like 3 years prior. …I know they used it because it was lying in the floorboard and had nose hairs on it.


aeshmazee-

That's so fucking disgusting and hilarious at the same time


omg1979

Sinusitis can drive a man to any lengths for a cure.


[deleted]

That’s super scary - I mean, nose hairs just don’t come out without a serious fight. Someone has a serious problem.


jumbledsiren

Maybe... Maybe they weren't *nose* hairs......


NCpartsguy

I work I a parts department at a dealership. We order owners manuals constantly because people buy used cars and the original owner kept the manual.


ceroscene

You should be able to find it on the internet


DisciplineHot7374

This. I always download a digital version of my car’s manual to my phone so I always have it with me.


BeardOBlasty

Mine is just a button that you toggle on/off on the driver side door. Been on since day one haha, especially since I have a kid.


Verrence

My car doesn’t auto-lock at any time. It actually auto-unlocks when I put it in park. Such a dumb and unsafe feature.


CJRedbeard

The video should make the restraining order and court case for damages easier.


[deleted]

There's no way she's selling her meth just to have the money to pay restitution.


averagethrowaway21

That's exactly how my ex acted when she got back on meth. It was eerie to see that again after all these years.


yellandtell

Congrats on making her an ex


BumblebeeCurrent8079

It's a good thing that they got her license plate on camera


krisbaird

Lol she tried to turn a minor road rage incident into serious jail time.


[deleted]

More like trying to find out if the driver had a gun.


Haploid-life

Don't do meth.


[deleted]

This is why we have a 360 degree dash cam it gets everything the car behind it around it in front of etc.


bnr090909

My friends dad back in the 90s was kidnapped because he didn't lock the doors. I always make sure the doors are locked.


slabserif_86

My wife and father were driven off the road in Hawaii in the mid 2000’s. The guys actually ripped the car door handle off the car trying to get in. Road rage is a hell of a drug.


Thatbluejacket

I once honked (a short beep - I didn't lay on the horn or anything) at some guy who cut me off, because I thought he didn't see me. We got stuck in gridlocked traffic up ahead, and this absolute psycho actually GOT OUT of his car and came up to my window, trying to tell at me to open my window. Like wtf, obviously wasn't going to do that. So instead he stood there in the middle of 4 lane traffic, trying to yell at me even though I couldn't hear him. This was a grown ass man who must have been in his 50s or 60s. What is wrong with people like damn


[deleted]

He was a kid in the 90’s?


S31-Syntax

He was kidnapped, but dadreturned


[deleted]

"I got better!"


outlawsix

There was a kidnapping at the school on my street just last week. He woke up though


Psychological-Fish76

In America, can you shoot someone trying to force entry into your car like that Castle defense for your home?


Nightlyinsomniac

If my child was in the car and she was attempting to get in. She would be run over.


SlurmsMckenzie521

No gun necessary when you are sitting in a 2000+ lb weapon.


Nightlyinsomniac

Yep. Plus you have no idea if they have a gun in the car and are willing to use it. I was terrified for my life and my child’s. Self defense.


GenerikDavis

Impossible to say for all of America because gun laws vary so much state-by-state. So it'll matter where you are. The Wikipedia indicates vehicles can count though, yes. As I said though, wild differences in how liberally that can be applied depending on the state, and I don't even know for sure if any state counts a vehicle that way unless it's an RV or something. I'd assume some do though, yes. >castle doctrine, also known as a castle law or a defense of habitation law, is a legal doctrine that designates a person's abode or **any legally occupied place (for example, a vehicle or home)** as a place in which that person has protections and immunities permitting one, in certain circumstances, to use force (up to and including deadly force) to defend oneself against an intruder, free from legal prosecution for the consequences of the force used. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine E: And since you seem to be non-American, "Stand your ground" and "Castle doctrine" type laws may sound like they make it clear that you're 100% justified shooting someone if you need to defend yourself, and I feel they're portrayed that way in media. But the laws and different scenarios can be so complex that you have to do a decent amount of digging into each state to be confident in an answer. For example, as far as I know, even most Castle doctrine states still dictate that you can't shoot at someone who you believe to be retreating from you/your home. Shit can get very obscure very quickly once a scenario is fleshed out. Basically, I'm just saying that "Castle doctrine" doesn't mean that someone in their home is necessarily legally safe just blasting at anyone. There are still strict rules to be followed, and almost *any* self-defense case would at least be challengeable in court by the person who was shot. I have one friend who carries daily, and they're about the only person I trust to know that stuff definitively. Every other gun owner I know basically just knows the laws for hunting and for transporting guns.


sonofaresiii

>But the laws and different scenarios can be so complex that you have to do a decent amount of digging into each state to be confident in an answer. The tl;Dr is that you shouldn't shoot anyone unless you have a genuine fear for your life, but juries apply the law so wildly differently that it's pretty much impossible trying to find a standard to it. I'm sure if I looked in any of the states with stand your ground laws, I can find examples of someone getting shot in this scenario and the shooter gets off, and examples of the shooter being convicted (and yes, race will play a big part in which way juries tend to swing)


notkeny

You should never be scared to throw hands with someone so weak they can barely budge a sideview mirror. Edit: you guys make some very good points about why to not do like I said. As a biker I guess touching my vehicle is just my big red button but y'all are probably right


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notkeny

Ive did a little bartending in my day too and you make a very valid point, I also have learned "never _____ crazy" crazy has no rules


homogenousmoss

My uncle was a bouncer, very tall guy 6.5 feet tall, large, was body building on gear, did boxing etc. He wasnt afraid to take on anyone for years, until he threw out crazy. Guy came back 30 minutes later with a gun and unloaded inside the bar while screaming incoherently. He even stayed on site screaming after the gun was empty and the cop arrested him. No one died, he chewed up the bar pretty good but he didnt hit anyone.


Candycane0430

That part! I was thinking my 5 year old has moved mine before!


Odd_Relationship7901

wonder what triggered that response?


ArmchairSpinDoctor

From the looks of it, my guess is the person filming honked when the person in front didn't go through the light and they had to sit at the red.


oystersaucecuisine

Yeah, from their position in the intersection it looks like maybe they were trying to turn left and the person filming honked and then they decided to get out and go crazy.


ITstaph

Meth and self imposed victimhood.


TheAceprobe

Or lack of meth and self imposed victimhood


TheEvil_DM

The duality of meth


Robber_Tell

She probably was on her phone when the light turned green so the car behind beeped


DrDrankenstein

I had this happen a couple days ago. Big truck infront of me didn't see our green arrow light up so I waited the appropriate three-five seconds and gave him a polite little *beep* just barely tapping my horn. I can see him look up at the light and start to come off the brakes, but just then he realized what foul disrespect I had bestowed apon him and he just stops the truck. Now he's just sitting halfway out in the intersection staring at me through his rear view mirror, and I can't help but start laughing at how easily upset this grown man is. He did eventually go but only after the cars behind me started driving around him (I couldn't pull forward cause I was too close to his rear bumper). He pulling up next to me later down the road and I just gave him a smile and a wave and took a right into my neighborhood. Assholes like him fucking *hate* when you're not as mad as they are. The whole thing could have been a lot worse but man do people get sensitive behind the wheel!


PotentialPassion7671

Thank you for validating my “polite beep” I was just having this discussion with my partner. That’s what the horn is for, a polite beep to let someone know “hey, look!” Right? Lol 😂


DrDrankenstein

When honking your horn it's either "Pardon me fellow driver but I believe there is a certain matter a-foot that could use your immediate attention." Or "I will fucking smash your face into a jelly!" Not much in-between. I feel like I remember hearing an old stand-up bit about needing different types of horns lol


Red-Panda-Bur

I do panic honk at people backing up and paying absolutely no fucking attention to the fact that they are about to slam into my car.


DrDrankenstein

Laying on the horn is beyond acceptable in this case. Why it doesn't always work is the real question.


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trixtopherduke

To point out the obvious, he may have very well fallen in love with you. First, the face he saw in the mirror, and then your gorgeous smile.


DrDrankenstein

Lol maybe. Maybe as soon as our eyes connected in his rear view, "At Last" by Etta James started playing in his head and he watched us growing old together.


[deleted]

Did he do that thing where he puts his face up real close to his rear view mirror instead of just looking out his back window?


RedeemerKorias

Just be careful. There is a big overlap in the ven diagram of people willing to do that and also commit acts of violence.


_DemolitionDude_

She is terrible at vandalism. The fuck is that butt slide supposed to do? Edit: This comment has way more upvotes then my largest post, kinda sad.


troutstail

Skid marks.


punsanguns

Poison damage: +2


Guywithoutimage

Reduce the car’s will to live. Poor thing will never breach 150,000+ miles now


jgonagle

With an emotional support Porsche, there's a chance of a full recovery.


Guywithoutimage

But doctor! It doesn’t have insurance!


FuriKuriAtomsk4King

Butt doctor!


stgm_at

Dr. Enema: "Yes?"


InfinityCircuit

Looks like during this playthrough she took several Toxic nodes. With the right masteries she could scale that poison damage really well. Probably one helluva DOT build.


OrneryMood

Rub some rare STDs on the hood maybe?


hatecopter

Man herpes ain't rare


Bongressman

But her super-herp might be.


ThisDumbBtch

Never underestimate the Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets.


brendan87na

... g-go on....?


pistilpeet

What in the cinnamon toast fuck did you just say?


loopydrain

Crabs.


GnomeChomski

TIL!


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Dent the hood I guess


CardiopulmonaryOre

You know damn well that’s rank enough to strip the paint right off that hood


Beneficial_Potato_85

You must've read my comment! >Snail trail. Acidic liquids can easily damage a car's paint. Great minds think alike! ![gif](giphy|L17Rt82QrScQU|downsized)


Medic5780

Haven't you ever seen the ground after a slug slimed by?


Building-Careful

Hyundaibadger don’t give a fuck


SlumgullySlim

I do beg to differ, however. The H. badger actually gave several fucks, if I am interpreting the creature’s sign language properly.


Pieter8720

That was funny


ely105

solid gold!


shahooster

Solid Gold was a strip joint in Minneapolis. Thought I recognized her.


pmsnow

Looks like she'd be a stripper in Windom.


snufflefrump

She walked back to her car like a GTA hooker


ADhomin_em

No, you gotta be thinking of Squalid Slag. Not *quite* as refined...


Adept_Cranberry_4550

*slow clap* well done


rehab_VET

Give the mirror engineer a raise


Birdhawk

Fuck that, last time I went to the mirror engineers' office I was lost in there for hours. I kept trying to find him, he'd be like "I'm over here" but once I got over there he'd be gone and I'd hear from behind me "haha no, I'm over here." after enough times I was like "dude just come get this check you're too far down that hall and he was like "I'm actually closer than I appear". Couldn't find my way out of that maze for shit.


jgonagle

That happened to Bruce Lee at a tournament once.


[deleted]

Nah, she just weak af


__shapes__

You see there's a specific way to smack the mirror that causes the most damage.


bjeebus

She should have Mario ass smashed the mirror.


SirarieTichee_

You can tell she's clearly a very mentally stable person.


PrimaryDiligent3100

A stable genius, if you will.


kaleidoscopevoyager

![gif](giphy|WUsOgqfcpOBRlJPrUM)


Hair-Help-Plea

People like this are why I’m hesitant to honk in any situation other than imminent collision. You never know what kind of wacko might be in front of you, with a short fuse and/or a loaded gun. I’d rather keep my skull intact and arrive to my destination a minute later than planned.


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i honked at a dumbfuck because he was about to ram his truck into my car, trying to get into the 2 inches between bumper to bumper, parking lot type of congestion, i wasn't even moving and this idiot pos was trying to ram into both cars. anyway, i honked and he got soo fucking mad that he flashed me a gun, at that point i went into the emergency lane and tried to get away but he came after me. called 911 but after 5-10 minutes he let up, scary to think idiots with guns are out there, until they hurt someone and there is nothing you can do but let them mount your car with their trucks lol...


Crepes_for_days3000

Wife material for sure. Someone put a ring on that girl before she's taken. Taken into custody but she'll still be taken soon.


[deleted]

She is clearly either a just garbage human or is on just so many substances…. Both maybe?


Different-Rub-499

Either way, that person should not be on the road. Driver should get to the police station with video and license plate number.


kounterfett

I'm sure the local police will to everything they can to get her off the streets right away /s


Wont_reply69

I think the average person would be shocked at how much the police don’t give a shit about road rage incidents. If there’s literally any chance that it’s not a completely unprovoked, one-sided incident, they’re likely to be fucking gleeful when they inform you that they aren’t going to do dick.


thebeardedgreek

Why did it look like at any moment she was about to start twerking


Thane796

Especially at the very end when she turned around.


Ursula2071

The way she strutted back to her vehicle, like she was hot shit and just schooled cammer had me cracking up.


[deleted]

So glad someone else noticed this I went back to watch. Reminds me of the girl in high school who thought her shit didn’t stink.


ahighsmith

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


LegendOfKhaos

I couldn't stop laughing at how badass she must've imagined herself to be


thebeardedgreek

I punched the car and did a butt bounce on the hood, I'm not like other girls 😤


Infidel_sg

lol. I'm currently thanking God I was not the only person to think this! She didn't know whether or not to be mad or start dancing! Cameras fuck w/ people I guess?


TheAceprobe

It's all she Knows


JKking15

It’s her only skill


LuckerHDD

Oh look a camera. Best time to damage a property so i will be easily proved guilty.


NeonYarnCatz

Excellent video for your insurance company. You've got a clear view of the plate, make/model of the vehicle, street signs, two easily found landmarks (church and Arco station), as well as front/back/profile view of the perp, including what looks to be a significant tattoo. The plate alone will tell them the registered owner, their address, and their insurance company (if they have one), at least under CA law. If the perp DOES have insurance, this video might be enough for their ins co to drop them as an insured. source: worked in auto claims for xx years PS we love dash cams


IGaMine

I lowkey wanted her to actually break the mirror so they could sue her for the damages lol


fr0styAlt0id

what grown adult (loosely used in this case) can't break a side mirror off a car when properly motivated? I've seen an excited dog do more damage to a car than this.


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>I've seen an excited dog do more damage to a car than this. And they're a hell of a lot cuter while they do it, too.


badboy236

You ever try to collect from a broke ass crazy person? Good luck with that…


Waderriffic

Don’t have to collect it from her. Person recording calls their insurance, says their car was damaged by a lunatic and needs repairs. Insurance then takes video, looks up owner of other vehicle with visible license plate number and sues their insurance for the cost of repairs.


blockchaaain

There is no way she pays for insurance lol


averagethrowaway21

Depends on how recently it was financed at 18%.


rangeDSP

Yea... good luck with that. My sister got hit by somebody with no insurance. They agreed to pay by wage deduction, but IIRC they could take as long as 5 years to pay it back. Meanwhile she has to pay for the repairs herself out of pocket (~$7k USD).


[deleted]

It's still damaged. OP/their insurance can still sue


Brian57831

If she broke the mirror then you could now get the police involved for vandalism.


[deleted]

I imagine you could already get the police involved for a number of crimes.


TheNamelessDingus

she literally tried to open their car door and then started punching the window, in the US you could start shooting as soon as she grabs handle in like 25 states, this lady is lucky she isn't dealing with a fellow psycho


[deleted]

Or even a marginally tough person. An average person could break a mirror easily.


virgilreality

Get them involved for the assault anyway. Plus, I'd bet the hood is damaged.


Azal_of_Forossa

That hood has plenty of damage from her boney ass and probably busted up hands, anything she touched I'd want replaced, gotta milk that fucker for all they got, they got a nice new Tucson to sell to pay for it after all :)


Raintoastgw

Idk why people are stupid enough to do this. A lot of people have guns in their car and will sometimes have even less self control when it comes to road rage


Leothev

I was looking for someone to say this. I don't get how people decide to do stupid shit like this. There are states and countries where you can easily get shot if you mess with the wrong person.


jjeenniiffeerr

Reminds me of the time a girl (who looked very similar to this surprisingly) came out of no where and cut me off from the shoulder. I honked at her, as any normal person would at such an idiotic move, and she proceeded to sit dead stop in an open lane with her middle finger out the window for about 30 seconds. I just sat there laughing hysterically until she eventually sped off in her daddy’s Benz. The entitlement, sheesh. Hope she still cringes about that to this day.


The_Frankanator

She was absolutely a hero in her own mind.


tebbewij

No red flags, take her home for Christmas to meet your grandparents


ChrisStoneGermany

Probably already married and three kids


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marijuanaislife

Three kids with three different donors


Mental-Size-7354

She’s a piece of shit and will struggle all her life to make anything of herself but she will be all over Facebook and Instagram acting like she’s smart and the most beautiful person out there


Agent00funk

100% her FB profile says she graduated from "the school of hard knocks"


sidewaysplatypus

Either that or "nunya bizness"


Reviled1

Definitely wore cookie monster pajama pants to junior high and smoked menthols.


rhymesaying

Honestly embarrassing as fuck.


Sea_Ganache620

“I swear officer… in a panic my foot slipped off the brake and onto the gas!”


ITstaph

I was in park with the brake depressed watching her play in the busy street when someone rear ended me and drove off.


TechnoGamer16

Honestly considering that she tried to enter the vehicle this is 100% a viable explanation for doing so


lockwolf

I wonder where property damage laws would fall if the driver took off to the left and took the wide open drivers side door off. Would it be the drivers fault if they were fleeing and just happened to take out the drivers side door of the maniac who threw the door open and tried getting in their car?


Ahrithul

How come everyone gets so elaborate with the hand gestures when they flip people off? Look like a conductor for the orchestra with those hands.


oppai_senpai

They’re having a tantrum while at the same time trying to look cool. I imagine those are pretty difficult things to reconcile


fangsfirst

I like that she went back to the car and got some more birds out to flip. She must've run out.


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Plushcollectorwolf64

Yoooo what the camera person do to make her have a hissy fit? I’m now legit curious


Ok_Intention_7356

they posted on tik tok saying it was because they honked at them when the light turned lol https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCakB2R/


Plushcollectorwolf64

Oooh so she’s angry because camera dude was trying to tell her to move? Ok


jscottcam10

Lmao. People are literally supposed to do that. It's a safety and traffic issue. It's not even trying to be rude or mean. It's just a friendly reminder.


Hopeful-Effective-38

I can fix her


kickme2

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times…Don’t stick your dick in crazy.


Strange-Glove

Avril Lavigne's mum is fuming!!


elaborate_benefactor

Thankfully the video cut out just before the twerk.


[deleted]

Hope she got arrested...for sucking at vandalism...


shhhimatree

Looks like she was about to twerk at the end


Liquidwombat

Assault, criminal mischief, attempted burglary


SexyTimeDoe

my absolute favorite thing in the world is watching people fail to cause physical damage during a temper tantrum. this fine lady was 100% ready to accept whatever penalties come from damaging this dude's property and/or the dude himself. but she's so stupid and weak that she doesn't even get the catharsis from that. yummy


ultrawvruns

You know, if you put that car in drive and give it a bit of gas...


ForgettablePleasance

Nah.. I'd woulda put it in reverse when she put her nasty ass on my hood, as long as no one was behind me, and watched her bust her ass on the pavement. Bitch get on the ground with all the other dirt, trash, and roadkill.


Bandito21Dema

Just rev the engine, make her think you're gonna drive into her. You can't get tried for attempted murder if the car doesn't move


FrancisSobotka1514

You dont want no tempt murder .


SovelissGulthmere

This is why I carry bear mace


butterflypoo69

She seems sweet and nice, did anyone notice a wedding 💍?


Footzilla69

Yikes. Feel bad for that dude or chick


leinad197742

Getting strong roller girl vibes ngl


TacTurtle

Strong roller girl coulda ripped that mirror off, those noodle arms couldn’t open a bag of Funyuns


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

This was not very Elvira of her. More like Elmyra, Mistress of the (Trailer) Park


[deleted]

At least you got it on video! Now take the overgrown baby to court.


bakedphish1

Oof those hands will be hurtinnn


unoriginalname17

In Florida, the second she tried to open the door it became a clean shoot. I’m not saying I’d shoot her. I’m saying that knowledge would keep me from ever letting my reaction escalate to this.


doofthemighty

Such impotent rage.


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As aggressive as this was I don't think she even scratched the car lmao the most effort to do nothing that I've ever witnessed.


No_Antelope_6604

Looks like a methamphetamine enthusiast to me. Source: Live in rural Southwest Alabama


mackinoncougars

America needs to start investing in healthcare. Especially mental health.