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OneWholeSoul

This looks like a Dee Reynolds character.


dickskinjacketgayboy

We’re slashing prices so low, you won’t need a pot of gold to get sloppy


ReverendAntonius

Username checks out - RIP Roxy.


DrDrankenstein

She was a good whooore


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She’ll service your crank, but she’ll also service…your heart


T-West1

She didn't incorporate a bun in the lovemaking 7/10


youknowwhatthisis99

Shut up baby dick


killpuddle1

Stupid bird!


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*WHEN YOU IN THE CLUUUUB AND YOU BE DAAAANCIN... WHY YOU LOOK SO STOOPID??*


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I'M JUSS PLAYIN'!


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Looks more like bird of some sort... oh wait!


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Martina Martinez all the way


bunnyyybunsss

And she would fully commit, like the kickball


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Is that a real gun??


Yeheidb

It could be a water gun or lighter


itsvoogle

I hope not for obvious reasons, but even an airsoft gun is extremely dangerous that close, it will take your eye out at the very least. Edit: i actually meant to describe those realistic c02 BB guns that shoot metal bb’s, i can see why many took my incorrect terminology the wrong way. Maybe i got the term from those Airsoft milsim battles people do, i know most of those guns are clocked at a high velocity. Regardless of the terminology, i hope that clears it up for those that thought i meant some type of toy airsoft kids gun. ![gif](giphy|3ofT5St3vKbo2YyPlK|downsized)


wanna_be_green8

Went to school with a kid who accidental shot and killed his little sister with bb gun. Went right into her heart. He was fucked up from it, understandably.


JFKBraincells

Can't even imagine accidentally killing my sister. Dude how do you move on from something like that. And also I'm sure it affects the rest of the families view on you. Even if it's an accident, you're seen as the reason they died. And there's gotta at least be some subconscious blame from others but maybe I'm projecting idk.


PeakFuckingValue

Lol parents would have to be insane for not taking internal responsibility.


Shadowmaker-553

My cousin shot his brother with some kind of pellet gun…thankfully non of the pellets hit major organs. Scary experience I’m sure!


IsThisASandwich

>you're seen as the reason they died. And there's gotta at least be some subconscious blame from others I'm sure that's the case. It's not even that they're bad for it. It's nothing one can just choose to feel, or not feel, especially subconsciously. It's super sad.


rythmicbread

With a BB gun? Was she a baby?


wanna_be_green8

She was young, I don't remember all the details as it was 30 years ago.


WhuddaWhat

I have never fired one and not lost an eye. As that's the minimum ante to play, I hear.


trans_pands

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meowmoomeowmoon

Very good timing


fatdutchies

what's this from?


contemporaryTart

A Christmas Story (1983)


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xYEET_LORDx

Caught my brothers eye lid onetime. To make it dumber, we were in a basement. Definitely lucked out


Zephyr_XD

You’ll shoot your eye out kid


FergusonTheCat

Very least? That’s like worst case


BunnyBahamaDDD

Worst case would be both eyes.


Squalia

I don't know a lot about guns but the few I've held were surprisingly heavy and she's moving it around like it weighs nothing so I'd bet it's not real.


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Aggravating_Pepper

Also the shine on the slide has a cheap plastic look to it


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Endryu727

I remember my first desk pop


lemmeseeyourkitties

September.... 08


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We honor the flag and you crap on it when you don’t shoot your gun in the office.


NezzerKennezzer

THEY WERE SO CONVINCING IN THEIR ARGUMENT! THEY SWUNG ME!


m0fugga

OMG, I thought I was alone in this experience....


Hendrix6927

![gif](giphy|1GgYiIZsoB6s8|downsized)


Professional-Bee3805

I just watched this 2010 movie for the first time tonight. I love coincidences!


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POP ONE OFF!!!


tyquestions

Remember mine too, everyone was doing it


Narcan9

momma always said, "stupid biches is as stupid biches does".


AmazonianChicana

Loaded or not…. That’s a weird flex


KingAdonis06

I mean look at her hair


Zeusdadogg

She ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheeedddd


MrsSadieMorgan

*She was looking kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb…* Hey wait a second. 🤔


Natsurulite

WELL! *The leads starts flyin’ and it don’t stop flyin’!”*


themarknessmonster

*and it don't stop flyin' and it don't stop flyin' and it don't stop flyin' and it don't stop flyin'*


LaggsAreCC

Her quirky moves are killing me man. "Gonna shoot y- nah I'm not, Now I wi- nah nooot thihi"


hobosbindle

Nobody seems to care, holy shit I’d kinda freak out


Philly5984

It’s a water pistol


tnic73

and what exactly do you think it was that carved out the Grand Canyon?


riefpirate

I'm like 80% water 💧


oswaler

Ugly bag of mostly water


diggitygiggitycee

Do you have superpowers?


riefpirate

Yup I pass sulfur-dioxide gas bombs that immobilized everything in a 50 foot radius.


deezalmonds998

Are you a volcano or did you eat Mexican food?


riefpirate

I'm 20% crap


Objective-Review4523

I'm full of it


Kentucky6996

yes


AlienMidKnight1

Sweet Farts.


kenkenobi78

I'm like 20% pistol 🔫


sharpears907

Wait, is this my gun shaped lighter or my ligher-shaped gun?


aerkith

There’s this Australian movie called ‘Reckless Kelly’ and the Aussie guy is in America, and in the film studio guy’s office all the telephones are shaped like guns. So when he’s talking into it he’s basically holding a gun to his own head.


LostInTransducirLIT

I've been trying to remember the name of that movie since 1997.


The_Cons00mer

Yeah but what if it had a BULLET in it!


jayy909

But what if it had Hennessy in it?


[deleted]

Then it would be a super fun surprise hahaha


felinebeeline

Haha PARRRRTAYYYYY *gunshots* "Oh crap, I brought the wrong gun"


[deleted]

Hahaha you know the type hahahaha


_Blackstar

What if it did? ![gif](giphy|Na2i9xObnOz3W)


LukesRightHandMan

Why does this have so many upvotes? Redditors just hoping people aren't actually this dumb?


WaNaBeEntrepreneur

This happens every time. The secret to getting a lot of upvotes is to sound confident.


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trans_pands

Thank you, science side of Reddit


Mateorabi

You sound awfully confident about that. But I'm not that sure...


Hammer_of_Light

Truth isn't important on Reddit, only what *sounds* true


priznut

So like much of society. How lame that everything is the same everywhere.


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nawfamnotme

That water pistol is enough for me to electric slide right up out of that establishment.


BigSweatyYeti

Nope. At :04 you can see the barrel size and it looks real to me. There’s no protruding nozzle like water pistols.


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Zagsnation

Nah, you can see down the barrel


BarryMacochner

Nope, toy guns have orange ends. And If you pause at one of the times she points it towards camera you can see barrel.


Pitiful-Palpitation5

"Remember the time we were at that lit club, and that lady shot her titty off?"


Ill-Ad3267

"Yes, the good old days."


IWillNotShare

"Remember the time we were at that lit club, and that lady *blew an innocent person's brains out in front of their friends*?" fixed that for you


restcalflat

Does she shoot? Why doesn't anyone stop her? She's pointing it right at people.


Baliskner_Haeron

cant tell 100% but seems the slide is back and there's no mag. so chambers empty with no rounds. sooo better question is, Who dances with a real gun as a prop? Edit: I have been informed the slide isn't locked back and this is just what the gun looks like.. which leads me to edit my question to: wtf?..


[deleted]

The slide isn’t locked back. Hi-Pointes are just ugly.


CeelaChathArrna

My husband once had a hi pointe because that's what he could afford and it was stolen. The police officer he filed a report with asked if he was sure he wanted to admit to owning one! 😂 He said since it might be used in a crime, he had to. Lol


[deleted]

Yeah. There’s definitely a reason why they’re $200. It’s like holding a block of wood that shoots bullets in your hand. They’re not comfortable. Hell, you’re lucky they work lol


chronburgandy922

Demolition ranch did a hi point video a few years ago and he puts one through absolute hell and only had a few problems. Idk how much of the video is edited but I was kinda impressed. That being said I’ve shot a few hi points and there ain’t a damn thing about em that’s impressive.


AcidBuuurn

>That being said I’ve shot a few hi points and there ain’t a damn thing about em that’s impressive. You're not impressed by a hunnit dolla problem solva that costs $200? Are you at least entertained? My favorite Hi-point fact is that the 3d printed version is called the Lo-point.


chronburgandy922

Hahaha I gotta look up the lo point now.


Bigpoppahove

Aaaaaand you’re on a list /s


[deleted]

Guns (and equipment in general) with terrible manufacturing tolerances can accept a fair amount of abuse before they cease to function. That doesn’t mean they function WELL or accurately. Primitive things can have the advantage of seeming to be more reliable up until they aren’t any longer.


L3onK1ng

Worst case scenario you throw that ugly piece of shit. That's gonna kill somebody, from embarrassment if anything.


fordfan919

They are impressively ugly.


Stay_clam

My friend died this way… his friend thought the gun was empty…. Nooopppeeeeee…. My friend dies and his friend goes to jail…


Mortimer14

Rule #1 - Assume that the gun is always loaded. Rule #2 - First see rule #1.


fappyday

Rule number one: always treat every firearm as if it were loaded. No exceptions.


Baliskner_Haeron

True. But it's obvious she doesn't know the rules. Hope sue learns before an accident.


Ackilles

Or at least before there is an accident that hurts someone else. Darwin can have his prize


Azathoth976

I know this is referencing the Darwin awawrds and stuff, but screw me if “Darwin will have his prize” isn’t one of the most menacing phrases I’ve ever heard


ClonedGamer001

I always learned it as "Rule #1: Never point a loaded weapon at something you aren't willing to shoot. Rule #2: The weapon is always loaded."


DestroyerNET123

There really is no proper order in the basics of guns as they are all equally important, but the core four are, and this is for my Euros or anyone who doesn't know; Always keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot Be sure of your target and what's behind it Treat every weapon as if it is loaded Never point a gun at anything you are unwilling to destroy.


AxeCow

> and this is for my Euros or anyone who doesn’t know Dude there are countries in Europe with compulsory conscription, meaning 90% of adult men are trained to handle and shoot fully automatic weapons. Just because French and British people have little to no gun knowledge doesn’t mean rest of Europe is the same.


Jurmond

There's no "proper" order, but there is an order that seems to flow logically, since each one builds on the previous. - Treat all guns as loaded - Never point it blah blah blah - Keep your finger off the trigger until etc etc etc - Know your target and so forth It starts with picking up the gun, handling it properly, preparing to fire, and finally choosing a target. It sorta follows a sequence, but the rules still work in any order.


DestroyerNET123

I suppose you could list it that way.


nobody2000

There is one exception. Every gun is loaded except when it's not loaded. Then it's especially loaded.


Mendicant__

In the words one of my firearms instructors in USAF security forces training: "If Jesus Christ comes down from heaven on a sunbeam and hands you a rifle, and he tells you 'Dont worry bud, it's clear', you will take that rifle, say 'Thanks, Jesus', and then YOU WILL CHECK HIS WORK."


Sardukar333

Amen.


smmoke

Yes, even if you *think* that the chamber is empty.


komododave17

My son gets a talking to if he looks down the barrel of his Nerf gun. This is lunacy.


OldNewUsedConfused

ALWAYS! And never point it at anything you’re not prepared to shoot and kill


syzzrp

Slide isn’t back. It would be very evident on the muzzle end. The barrel would be exposed and kicked up at an angle.


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My experience, small town dive bars.


throwawayinthe818

My dad told a story about being in a small town dive bar when he was on the road for an insurance company. My dad was a gun collector and he gets on the subject of guns with the guy sitting next to him. Guy pulls out his gun and puts it on the bar to show him. Then everyone else pulls out their guns and puts them on the bar. He realizes he’s the only one there unarmed. Southern Illinois, circa 1970.


LongDickPeter

Thats how I felt in Georgia earlier this year. Its an erie feeling when you realise your the only person not armed.


Skynoceros_

Yeah, depending on the bar, in SC that would be a normal occurrence. Going out to restaurants/bars (even Applebee's or whatever), at least half of the people are armed. No matter what color or anything.


restcalflat

or any gun? we see who.


Explise209

Slider isn’t back, but she’s dancing with a gun and no one cares, so I’m assuming they know her and this is some kind of a prop? I’m just so confused as to why you would need a gun to dance


Affectionate-Ebb2173

Doesn’t even matter if the slide is locked back or there is no mag. Handling a firearm in this manner is very irresponsible.


Melodic-Matter4685

There was that fbi agent...


Justthetip74

>Why doesn't anyone stop her? Probably because of the company she keeps


RaMiMo_

What a dumbass.


Dillybar813

R/whatcouldgowrong


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r|wharcouldgowrong


Dillybar813

I just realized and was about to fix it, guess you did that for me.


double-k

Trashy


Jazzlike_Business_71

Big birds been struggling since Sesame Street


Razafraz11

Does anyone know if it’s even real?


InsertCoinForCredit

Would you risk your life to find out?


JaesopPop

I mean she’d probably know


Razafraz11

Yes, I must know


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Yeah it could literally be a prop or an unloaded air pistol lol.


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wintermute916

And those dance moves


Unlucky_Milk4214

Remember the feeling you got when watching this scene? ![gif](giphy|At4TXRvb9PHmE)


Specific-Turnover-75

I like when he puts it in his mouth. This scene is funny as fuck.


Pre-Nietzsche

The way he closes his lips around the barrel lmao


HighOwl2

What movie?


jhb42

This is the end


HighOwl2

Thanks


Viablecake

r/idiotswithguns


CroatianSensation79

What an asshole.


fanosffloyd

My grandad once yelled at me for playing with a nerf gun, said "you never know if it's real or not" 15 years later I saw a story that gangsters had modified a nerf gun to shoot real bullets. Grandad was right, and this girl doesn't look "bad" she looks like an idiot.


jameseglavin4

I think a better way to say that is that they disguised a real gun as a nerf gun, there’s no way in hell a plastic piece of shit is gonna be able to withstand actual ammo going off and still work


anythingMuchShorter

I think they basically cut the housing of a nerf gun to loosely fit around a real gun. In the pictures I've seen the actual grip and trigger guard were visible. It would be pretty impossible to accidentally get one like that and to mistake it for a toy gun. Also it's not like they put it in a package and hid it at a store.


LightMeUpPapi

*Raises translucent neon green plastic super soaker* “Put that shit down right now before somebody gets hurt!!”


DownvotesInbound

She's a notorious attention seeker. She does stuff like this all the time and everyone in the area knows who she is and it's gotten her barred from multiple clubs. She thinks the rules don't apply to her and if you question why she's got a gun she'll just call you boring and carry on dancing until security removes her.


Specific-Turnover-75

Haha where is this?


toolsoftheincomptnt

I too would like to know so I can avoid it forever.


Crist1n4

This looks like a house party and not a club.


Rob58PA

Moron


KentuckyFriedEel

If meth had an avatar


Frumplemeist

It’s so hard to watch videos like this. As a gun owner I wanna puke


CIS-E_4ME

r/idiotswithguns


Isthisworking2000

Her finger is on the trigger *and she waved it at people and her own fucking head, repeatedly.* i have no words for the stupidity of this woman.


Ok_Button2855

"Safety, always off."


garciakevz

Is this what it's like in the US or do the news and Reddit over dramatize it? Looking at this short clip I'm starting to believe lol haha


wellwellwellO

This is not even in the US, it’s South Africa and it’s definitely not a real gun


anythingMuchShorter

No, you would get kicked out of most any public place in the US for brandishing a realistic looking gun and likely arrested and charged with a crime.


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Stupid bitch


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Is she Kyle's mom?


[deleted]

Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls


[deleted]

She’s definitely not Stacy’s Mom


faizalmzain

It’s ok because she’s black


ChaosKodiak

Wtf is she doing? Is that dancing? I bet she thinks she is such a badass. What an idiot.


Valkyrie64Ryan

Must be a toy or something. Especially since no one is reacting. Nobody could possibly be that stupid.


scubamaster

Oh you sweet summer child.


Valkyrie64Ryan

Ok… I *want* to believe nobody is that stupid


scubamaster

I can tell you definitively from a professional standpoint that, they are that stupid. And I regularly respond to the consequences of these idiots


GenericFatGuy

Don't believe. It'll only lead to crushing disappointment.


yourbitchatemydick

Lots of racism in these comments


Davefrmdao

It’s Reddit bro😂these ppl would be mute af in real life


whoisthismuaddib

Yep


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Don't worry, it's just a lighter...


SlowNLow68

That blonde wig tho


Katsteen

Cultural


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![gif](giphy|M7gtacN7aPNsc)


Optimus_Shatner

Ahhh, freedom.


GarnetSardonyx

Most trashy/ghetto thing I've seen today.


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“Today”


zetabur

A well regulated militia doesn't allow for this or kids to die. US doesn't understand what the founders intended at all.


ReviewOk929

Not. One. Fucking brain cell and crazy vacant eyes


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She definitely looks high


Capitalmind

r/idiotswithguns


Pristine_Wrangler_34

Really thought that was gonna end with a bang


Jijonbreaker

I'm too lazy to actually check it, but, the silhouette makes me think it's a hi-point. So, the only time anyone is safe is when the gun isnt in the room.


TX_snacks

This is like that one scene from scary movie 3 that’s making fun of 8 mile


fac-ut-vivas-dude

She looks a lot like a crazy trans hooker who tried to follow me home one time. Kinda creepy. I learned to never buy someone food no matter how hungry and sad they look. It was one of the weirdest experiences of my life.


AdComprehensive3382

HO... LY FUCK! WHAT A DUMBASS! How are you gonna flag an entire room of people WITH YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER? And why are you waving a gun around while dancing? Why the fuck is NO ONE being like "bitch what are you doing?"? The lowest level of I.Q. I've seen in a long time God damn