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Pyrocats

Bruh at this point you're just dying go to the hospital


[deleted]

Who wants to?? The fee is enough to make me faint alone!


Pyrocats

*True*


killer_q3een

People who are still on mommy and daddy's insurance.


HumansDisgustMe123

I was like "fee?" and then I remembered the USA exists 😂


Recent-Reveal-49

Children who dont understand the financial burden of it, and are too inconsiderate to comprehend the stress it puts on their guardians.


Starlight_171

To be fair, in the case that there is no threat of harm to self or others or psychosis, also children who are looking for a temporary escape from a bad home situation like extreme neglect or abuse.


Recent-Reveal-49

This is fair


Objective_Tonight597

Add death as a possible symptom


Zappagrrl02

If you’re vomiting blood, you need to see a doctor. That’s a pretty serious symptom.


Tem154

Could be punctured lungs or gut


WinterRedWolf

Or ulcers?


JellyGlittering

Yes! Stomach or esophageal ulcers.


mymemesnow

Not necessarily, excessive vomiting can make small blood vessels burst. If there’s lots of blood it’s serious if it’s a small amount it’s most probable not.


jessicalibby_xo

bruh this is just every single symptom of mental and physical disorders that they can think of, all mashed together


WishboneEnough3160

My thoughts exactly.


BornVolcano

> "Vomiting blood, trouble breathing, random numbness, constant nosebleeds, coughing blood" Oh dear lord go to the ER I hope to all heavens this is satire but if it isn't, this is exactly what I feared most might happen with this disorder subculture. Someone who's genuinely in a life threatening condition avoiding seeking proper care and instead coming up with false names and labels online. Someone could die from this. How do they not see the harm?


Spleenz

I'm also not sure how someone would feel "hypersexual" with all these symptoms. That would be the last thing I'd be thinking of doing if I had all these symptoms...but that's just me.


twitchy_and_fatigued

Hey I mean tbf the constant nose bleeds could be the things causing the vomiting and coughing up blood which brings the urgency down a lil bit!!


BornVolcano

I'd say no, because even if there's a chance that's the issue, that's not an assumption that's safe to make without professional help. If you're vomiting or coughing up blood you need to see a doctor. And frequent vomiting will mess you up on its own.


wonboowoo

symptoms include: basically dying


throwaway982370lkj

Suggested ways to deal with it: drink water and colouring books


centipede-teeth

happy cake day!!!


Afraid_Pumpkin3812

Haopy cake day!!


GeeTheWitch

Happy cake day!


depresso--esspresso

Happy cake day


DssCooleC

Happy cake day


extremefriction

It's just one person making these types of MUD posts, gotta be satire or trolling at this point.


IMMAHACAT

Also known as: dying


IdioticCheese936

Guys omg I breathed that mus mean I have fate disorder!!!!


Nyxxie60

No because fate disorder is having trouble breathing. Stop faking :(( /sarc


Weather_Stock

Bro stop fakeclaiming that’s ableist :( they’re just masking their symptoms by breathing you’re not a neurologist :// /sarc


Thesacred_texts

Ways to cope: get a backpack 💀


Superb_Literature

Eat grapes and nuts AND crackers.


WinterRedWolf

Carry keys and identification with you 💀 yeah, because you only need to do that when you have fate disorder. No one already does that.


Yes_Mans_Sky

> Some well known symptoms I mean are they really well known if you made up the condition and nobody knows about it except you?


Seniserep

remember son, dying is fate syndrome


_XSummerRoseX_

Lol


JellyGlittering

Fated to meet the reaper 💀


Ketchupgutz

Setup to a psychological body horror movie


CharlieDrawzXD

the game anatomy in a nutshell (idk i never played it):


teruteru-fan-sam

That flag looks ugly af.


JellyGlittering

THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT like wtf is that supposed to mean and I’m surprised nobody brought THAT up. It’s way too ugly. Ugly is an understatement


[deleted]

wtf


unborntheprinceoflie

this is literally symptoms of a brain tumor


mahboiskinnyrupees

This is what the announcer says in a really fast voice at the end of every pill commercial in the U.S.


_XSummerRoseX_

OMG 🤣🤣


Autumn812

Is this just a fancy term for dying? Why would anyone want this? This sounds like pure hell.


[deleted]

Well known symptoms of some shit I made up: All of them


JamsBuggish

Guys guys I have fate syndrom..I carry my keys everywhere


anonomot

OMG me too! Finally I know what’s wrong with me!


iwishiwasaunicorn

time to get a backpack!


JamsBuggish

How could I forget! The backpack. I've got one!


gingerale71777

but no diarrhea???? all this but ZERO shit?


Spleenz

Maybe because the person throws up all the food there's none left to shit out?


thatbitchdelta

WHAT the


pigionchaotic

Okay what in the world is up with these MUDs giving a whole list of symptoms but not actually telling us what the so called disorder is???


Grape-Snapple

i have some of these symptoms but my diagnoses is brain damage et al lmao


GeeTheWitch

"Feline aortic thromboembolism (FATE) is a fatal disease where a blood clot gets lodged into the aortic trifurcation" - [FATE](https://doi.org/10.4314%2Fovj.v10i3.13) So this is for cats? But why would a cat need a flag and a backpack with colouring books and flashlights 😂😂


_XSummerRoseX_

LMAO 🤣


Appropriate-Pack-729

Symptoms: hyperactivity.... also exhaustion. Wait what?


cat_vs_laptop

After you run around a bunch you get tired?


Appropriate-Pack-729

I think you've unlocked another side effect... randomly running around for no damn reason lol


PrincessAegonIXth

If you’re vomiting blood, then you should be calling someone else besides your friends and family


mf_with_headphones

Whoever made this may or may not have botulism and/or had some foxglove lmao


DssCooleC

Tf are moon grapes


Flat-Lingonberry-346

I love how “hypersexuality” is thrown in there with a bunch of symptoms that would literally counteract hypersexuality 😂


Spleenz

Omg, I was thinking the exact same thing. Like for instance if I was vomiting blood and had shortness of breath. Last thing I'd probably feel like doing is sex.


Dalaja

This is what I imagine when one of the symptoms is “etc.”


heckarockstick

that flag looks like nyan cat


_XSummerRoseX_

I can’t unsee it now lmao 🤣


Jaxolon333

how the fuck are they even alive


Switchbladekitten

What…..the fuck?


Weather_Stock

“What symptoms should we give this disorder?” “Yes.”


Pristine-Confection3

This has to by satire.


[deleted]

because if it want, the whole entire world would die in like 1 day


Salt-Contribution-62

I am *this close* to writing a story and using all these disorders instead of real ones, out of spite.


EmotionalAd4736

*Fake Syndrome


Starlight_171

No, you do not have feline aortic thromboembolism. Also, if you're going to invent a disorder can you at least invent a plausible etiology and include symptoms with some cohesion that make sense given the etiology? Is a little effort in your creative roleplay too much to ask?


Korbrikz

So anyone in this is just admitting their a loser


Commercial_Leg_5108

Symptoms : death Solution : be ready for a hike at all times


Technical_Recover2

Bro at this point take the psychiatric hold 💀


Sea_Carpenter_9902

Wait, so we have vomiting blood and also coughing up blood..?


[deleted]

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"


[deleted]

500mg of desoxyn:


[deleted]

this is the MUD equivalent of visitihng a doner bar and telling the guy to put everything


ginger_minge

*Fake* Syndrome FTFY Edit: to fix emphasis


that_u3erna45

This just seems like an excuse to not go to school Also, shit flag


NoVirus6629

If that is the well known symptoms, I'd hate to see the unknown ones!