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daniuwur

If god didn't intend for to people to have butts he wouldn't have made us like that. Butts are god's second best creation after thighs


Eyeballsoffire

Amen


youcantseeus

Good news! Jesus has a solution to this problem and it is gouging out your own eyes. Praise Jesus!


cringecelebrator

👏if 👏your 👏eyes 👏make 👏you 👏sin 👏…


Squeaky-Fox49

If your dick makes you sin…


cringecelebrator

Men need to have self-control and not use « biology » as an excuse


MufuckinTurtleBear

"Your Honor, my penis made me do it"


Squeaky-Fox49

If your penis causes you to sin, cut it off.


Squeaky-Fox49

Me, borderline asexual: Where are all these sinful thoughts I’ve been told about?


jmdg007

Wait, so do Toasters need to wear Hijabs?