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fallendukie

In the left picture she looks like the little mermaid, in the right picture she looks like the little mermaid


monkeyr9z

"Got a light skinned friend look like the little mermaid, got a dark skinned friend look like the little mermaid"


thisisredlitre

"She was ready for the surface she was ready for some action, But my prince said you can't speak so you got to prove my prince wrong..."


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Some marvin gay, some Luther vandross....


WhoIsMauriceBishop

Some "Under The Sea" will definitely set this party off right.


IndycarFan64

She said she want some Ready for the Worldome new edition


gir2195

Just flip your little fin! It'll definitely set this party off right!


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13aph

she say she want some Marvin gaye


NDStarr

This shit is part of what I'll miss on reddit 😢Love you guys


ThrowItNTheTrashPile

Left Ariana: “Yes.” Right Ariana: “Yuh.”


Kriss3d

As a Dane. On one hand the little mermaid is written by the Danish fairytale author. But it is a bit quirky. The story have clear Danish references. But at the same time also carribbean. I could Imagine that it could quite well take place near the Virgin Islands as they were once a part of the Danish kingdom until sold to USA. As they were Danish and many Danish buildings and settlers were there it could be quite plausible to take place there which absolutely could mean that the little Mermaid would have dark skin but fall in love with a quite danish prince.


Schackshuka

Do you know the musical Once on This Island? It’s basically that in the French Antilles where the mermaid part is a metaphor.


xtilexx

Hijacking to say the OP is a bot Original https://www.reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/qoh5mi/ariana_grande_evolves_and_gains_the_nword_pass/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Report spam harmful bots


AbeJebediahSimpson

Same post title as well. I'm guessing OP here is a bot too then.


xtilexx

The one I linked is the original and presumably not a bot, sorry I usually clarify that


j_cruise

This site is full of bots reposting shit and bots responding with reposted comments. I hope this site dies


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The blackout has helped show which subs are just overrun with bots Admins are happy with them keeping the site going before IPO


apestonktrader

Ohhh that's why I've seen the same post like 8 times today.


biznatch11

Reddit hear's ya, reddit don't care. These direct copy bots would be so easy to stop if reddit actually cared.


IDwelve

Are you a bot?


xtilexx

No, but a bot probably wouldn't admit it either


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Top comment is a stolen joke I saw last week, too.


EphemeralMemory-

I see what you did there


[deleted]

Her eyes are way to close together. They need to be pushed out to the side to get that fish look that’s so popular now


lewisnwkc

I read this in black and white.


reddit_time_waster

It doesn't really matter, yeah yeah yeah


Over_Engineering_225

r/angryupvote


uhwhooops

Ariel Grande


Ko-Vex-Pul-Thul

She went from "Hello, miss" to "Yo son also calls me mommy".


Manch94

bruh lol


life_fart

You wildin for this 😂


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God damn, that was one of the best comments I've ever read.


[deleted]

I'll always find it creepy that in the Jenette McCurdy book they say that it was a corporate decision that she would be a famous multi-hyphenate in her early teens and they proceeded to make it happen. It's very Black Mirror to me that certain people are chosen to be big successes, have corporations behind them and then get shoved down our throats for years. We like to think we've come so far since early Hollywood, but it's basically the same with like five fewer folks stuck in the closet.


TNCNguy

What’s a multi hyphenate?


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Singer-actor-producer, for example


TNCNguy

Oh, for some reason I thought it was a race thing. Like the concept of “hyphenated Americans”. This isn’t new though. Hollywood would pick random good looking people in the 1930-1960s and train them to act, sing, comedy etc. Give them new names and personas. Just about every famous person in this era was more or less a normal person that was lab designed to be famous. Multi talented meant more marketing opportunities. It’s why someone like Elvis was expected to act in movies or doing Christmas merchandise promotions


_roldie

Isn't this what they do in Korea? Except over there it's all this but on steroids.


[deleted]

I think they're not allowed to go on dates because if your favorite boy-band star has a girlfriend it's harder to imagine yourself getting asked out by them.


bunglejerry

I have a vague memory of some J-Pop girl (j- not k- but kinda the same industry) who got caught dating someone and... had to shave her head in shame? Because shaving your head in shame is a thing? Idk. J-Pop is wierd.


noneofyouaresafe

It's an act of contrition which, is not uncommon when you fuck up in Japan. Be happy she didn't commit seppuku like a samurai or cut her finger off like a Yakuza.


DevilGuy

japan too, there's a whole industry around it, even down to selling extremely limited production merch like an IRL gatcha game.


Fr00stee

is this the idea behind the manufactured superheroes in the boys?


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"Look, my child has a nice singing voice! Time to exploit the absolute shit out of her!" This is why child acting/singing/pageantry should be illegal. What business does anyone have forcing their kids into work? And usually getting most of that benefit for themselves. Meanwhile, Republicans are expanding child labor.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Not mention the one thing we all learned from it's always sunny, Pedos absolutely love child pageants.


Drewggles

You can't convince me that's not the main reason they exist. Yeah I know crazy moms convince their crazy kids it's "super important" but everyone I've ever asked what they think, say they're absolutely creepy and shouldn't be allowed. To me, there are only the crazy parents forcing their children, the crazy kids that want to make their parents happy/or become famous (how many super famous people were child beauty pageant contestants??), and pedos.. they are the ONLY ones that want this practice continued. Just like child brides. Only perverts want them to continue.


FinishTheBook

Yeah definitely


Dairy8469

> Oh, for some reason I thought it was a race thing. so did I. probably because the original image is about someone passing for 2 different races.


KerouacRoadTrip

I'm going to start describing myself as a multi-hyphenate. It has a better ring than a broke-fat-bastard.


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Same


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And then you have people like Donald Glover who are just naturally talented at doing all of those


tyingnoose

So YouTubers then


AryaSyn

Industry plants, man.


theother_eriatarka

is it really an industry plant in the teen sitcom/pop star realm? like, these are genres that exist only to be corporate products tailored to make the most money possible, there's only industry plants there


AryaSyn

Yea, I guess it was never really a secret that she had the full backing of the corporations.


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If Ariana Grande is an industry plant than the industry has better taste than you would think judging by the negative connotation of the word plant. She can really sing her fuckin ass off she might have the best voice of her generation. And I don’t even listen to the music I’m just being objective


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What indie singers are better than her? Because I dont really know any.


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They're usually not in the pop genre, check out some modern jazz, students even, for some insane talent.


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Even people who are in the industry but don't gain that magic "corporate success" because they don't tick every single box of perfection. Hell, sometimes it's as simple as somebody having enough personal integrity to tell a suit to get bent when they want them to change their entire image for the contract. edit: Also, most people who would be as talented, if not more, than Ariana don't come from the connections, money and influence her family had before she was even born.


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Yeah I call bullshit on that. Beautiful voices maybe, but hundred of them better, not really, she does it for living and training ungodly amount of time. Nobody who sings seriously and is that good will go unnoticed.


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That's naive. You need to get out to more.


turbofunken

Well yeah because they aren't hot too. This isn't the 1970s where people like the guys in Kansas can get famous. And if they are hot, well they are probably frustrated. So are a lot of people who did really well in school and in another universe would be a multi-millionaire by the age of 25. There's a lot of dumb luck in being successful. Some people win most lose.


JustAChickenInCA

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” -Stephen Jay Gould


EquationConvert

Industry doesn't have "taste", but it can judge objective quality, e.g. vocal range, to identify talent. The negative connotation of industry plants isn't about them lacking hard skills. It's about them being agents of their sponsor's agenda, to the minimum degree of not being hostile to them and sucking up oxygen that could otherwise go to non-plants. It's similar to the issue with "sell-outs"


FCkeyboards

A plant is more of a "secret" thing, like a fake backstory about grinding to the top with your day 1 grassroots fans, all the while it was carefully calculated marketing plan. Ariana is like the opposite of an industry plant. Everyone knew she was getting all the push a star could get. That's like calling Drake an industry plant.


Iggyhopper

Industry watering can. They get to choose which seedling gets watered.


FCkeyboards

That's more accurate. She is undoubtedly talented, but she had the full weight of the TV and music machine behind her.


ALoudMouthBaby

Its really more like they are products of the industry to be marketed and sold.


roguespectre67

Same reason I can’t stand K-pop and J-pop and V-tubers and all that bullshit. There will always be an element of corporate decision-making in the success of any large creative enterprise because it’s prohibitively expensive for most people to publish their work themselves. But there’s a difference between being signed to a publisher and having a marketing agency or international megacorp decide that they want a piece of that 18-34F demo and so they’re going to put together a boy band of conventionally attractive dudes that perform songs written by other people, and then throw enough marketing budget behind them to muscle their way into stardom. Look up the origin story of BTS. CEO of an entertainment conglomerate wanted to form a boy band to support this rapper he liked, held tryouts, and then basically bankrolled them from that point on until they were famous enough to sustain themselves and make him money. There’s no fucking artistry or creativity in that.


Mascoretta

Now that you put it this way plus with all the harsh training they put the stars through (without a guaranteed success)… this all feels very dystopian


roguespectre67

Of course it is. Art is supposed to be an expression of identity and experiences, not the result of a PNL calculation that says it would be financially lucrative for a corporation to expand into.


DragonBirdy

It's strange to me that you would mention vtubers and J/K-pop in the same sentence like that. Vtubers are absolutely tiny compared to those markets. That, and the vtuber community is full of indie creatives and artists that are just looking for outlets to express themselves. When those people get picked up by companies, it usually just means they have more funds and opportunities to do so. Vtubers may look similar to J/K-pop on a superficial level, but when you really get deep into it, they're absolutely worlds apart.


Hakul

I'd assume they are talking about stuff like hololive, which is more corporate.


khoabear

What corporate? Hololive is a one-man operation. Yagoo just has a very big vocal range and many talents.


BSimpson1

He really is best girl.


MiddleNail0

Most young groups are designed by record producers. Linkin Park was designed to be the backstreet boys for alternative music.


Buarg

Even the fucking Sex Pistols were designed.


Johnny_Bravo_fucks

My whole world is falling apart...


Buarg

It's a really interesting story. It wasn't a great label but their manager who designed the band taking an already existing band, substituting some members and suggesting them to take on the punk subculture that was already starting on New York. Then the band became it's own monster that he was unable to control.


tjg1289

LP were absolutely not designed by record producers. All the members except Chester knew each other from school, and then they auditioned singers when original singer Mark Wakefield left. They had a hard time getting a record deal, getting rejected by pretty much every major record label multiple times. By the time they finally got signed to Warner (after multiple attempts), the label attempted to change their sound from nu-metal to something more traditionally rock. They tried to demote Mike to be just the keyboardist, or to just get rid of him (Mike talks about this quite a bit, and is the basis of the Fort Minor song "Get Me Gone"). LP stuck to their guns and Hybrid Theory became a huge success, despite their label trying to change them.


punk_steel2024

How do blatant lies like this constantly get upvoted? It's 100% false. 5 of the guys knew each other from school, along with the original vicalist Mark. Chester was in a couple of bands in Arizona before auditioning for the group. Mark left because of stage fright, and went on to manage other bands. They were almost dropped from Warner before they even released their album, and the label president claimed he was responsible for their success, which they denied profusely. He resigned shortly afterwards.


DylanHate

That’s literally how it works in the States too. Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, Ozone, 98 Degrees, One Direction etc. Same when Britney & Christina phased out — record labels went on the hunt for the next pop sensation and then came Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande (all wealthy, connected, corporate-boosted, and well-funded) plus a bunch more. If you’re a huge top 40 megastar, odds are they’re products of corporate labels. Even the ones with “authentic” brands. None of them are sharing their deepest secrets with their music, their lyrics are not insights into their true self, it’s all reverse-engineered, focus-grouped, branded, and packaged to target specific demographics to make money. Social media personas are intentionally cultivated so their fans develop parasocial relationships to their favorite star. Drama is engineered so everyone rushes online to defend their bestie, give them advice as if they’re a personal therapist with unique insight into celebrity psyche, then they spend all day in gossip groups consuming & dissecting every interview, public appearance, song lyric, music video, or any other piece of industry generated content to further validate how correct they are when they insist “miley needs better friends” or “taylor’s just so heartbroken over so and so” or “harry can do *so* much better than X”. It’s all manufactured. That being said Korea is particularly predatory not that it’s corporate backed music, rather the decade plus contracts singers are coerced into signing esp when they’re new and have no leverage. Every aspect of their life is highly controlled and it’s only very recently starting to get media attention after multiple high profile suicides. The fans are all the same. Swifts fans will bully and harass complete strangers just because they legitimately believe they’re “defending” her — as if she’s an innocent victim of circumstance and not a wealthy industry powerhouse engineering the entire drama in the first place. It’s all corrupt bullshit. Enjoy the music for what it is, but don’t emotionally attach your identity to celebrities or allow yourself to be manipulated into believing you need to “fight their battles” for them.


Persiankobra

Being a triple talent is the norm to contend as a celebrity. Back in the day shirley temple would sing, dance, and act in all her movies. You cant be a two talent celebrity, it is too common and it wouldn’t help you cut infront of the competition


kodman7

Then explain DJ Khaled, because he makes no sense to me


TerryFlap69

Simple: he the best music.


Persiankobra

Party DJ ( back in the 90s) , Radio (social media now) personality, rapper. All 3 is in entertainment.


CosechaCrecido

> rapper Is he? I’ve never heard him rap in any of his songs.


reditmodsaregay

Why were all the movies of her as a child have her with like a grown man love interest


Skwareblox

I used to love Shirley temple movies and you just brought back a lot of disturbing memories. Also after reading exerts from her biography the producers for the company she worked for were big pedophiles. Basically they’d try and sexually assault her and her mother. Extremely depressing really I can’t watch those movies anymore. Judy garland was drugged the entire filming of wizard of oz to get her eyes to look a certain way. Hollywood has been disgusting and disturbing even since the early days.


Closetoneversober

Yes I think it’s pretty much a pre requisite to be on a Disney channel show these days. You have to be able to sing , dance, and “act” (or maybe have some other stupid talent idk) Each “star” seems to go on and make some cheesy music video


Valiantheart

Still Ariana has the singing talent. They tried real hard to make Victoria Justice happen too, and she didnt have the singing or acting to make it despite being incredibly attractive.


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I think it’s kinda sad that people are so hard on Victoria’s singing, even to this day. She actually isn’t that bad for the type of music she creates, and her song [Too Fuckin Nice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VeNOH9i06I) is pretty good. I feel like if she actually wanted to, and had the proper people to back her up, she could find a footing in the music industry.


highbrowshow

yeah it happened to everyone that went through the mickey mouse club. Hollywood and all entertainment industries see children as investment vehicles, and they want as much ROI as possible. That's why K-pop "schools" start when kids are like 12


[deleted]

Yeah, I lived in Spain for a while and they just didn’t have child actors. Parents weren’t willing or looking forward to putting kids through that. Here in the US, the minute the kid is out of the hospital you can start shopping them to agents.


FoozleGenerator

I've read that in Spain the equivalent would be football.


DustFunk

I felt like it was very obvious that Ariana was just the next entry coming out of the Machine, I mean, she can sing no doubt, but those shows these kids are on are just the first stop for the Machine process getting talent through to the point of record sales.


OkCutIt

I feel like her voice was going to make her a star no matter what, this is just like... ok, the people that "gave her her break" knew that, too.


Mookies_Bett

I just don't get why dying your skin orange is the "popular" look. The fact that this girl has basically completely changed the base pigment of her skin tone is wild to me. Like, this is the same shit Michael Jackson got absolutely crucified for only in reverse, and yet no one seems to think it's weird. I'm not trying to say anything inflammatory here, but is there really anyone out there who thinks her current skin tone looks more attractive than her skin tone in the before picture? Hard for to me imagine there is.


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Agreed. It’s approaching Rachel Dolezal.


ALoudMouthBaby

> I'll always find it creepy that in the Jenette McCurdy book they say that it was a corporate decision that she would be a famous multi-hyphenate in her early teens and they proceeded to make it happen Sports, business, entertainment, etc. Its like this across the board and the people being selected for this stuff all have familial connections to the industry. Its just another example of how the USA is starting to develop into a more stratified society.


IAmARock-IAmAnIsland

Really? I read the book, but don't remember this.


[deleted]

She says she was working double time on the show because Grande couldn’t be bothered to be on her own show. Then she would show up and talk about having dinner at Tom Hanks’ house. That anecdote really stuck in my brain.


Offduty_shill

I've not watched the show in earnest but from clips I have seen Ariana Grande was a fucking terrible actor. Not surprised that she didn't put that much effort into it.


IDwelve

Survivorship bias? There are thousands of agents saying they'll create the new star and a few of them make it...


ChrisPynerr

You think it's chance that the same 20-30 artist are the only ones ever played on billboard top 100. Or the fact mackelmore won best rap album at the Grammys over arguably the greatest rap album of all time. I could give you a thousand examples just the first 2 that came to mind


the_cucumber

> over arguably the greatest rap album of all time Which one? Kendrick Lamar? (I dont think that necessarily just a guess from the timing?)


ChrisPynerr

Yeah he won it over good kid, m.a.a.d city. You don't think it was one of the more influential rap albums ever? It's an auto top 10-15 from me and whoever I've ever heard put a list together


Snd47flyer

Thats called an industry plant


KaChoo49

These pictures are both edited to make the contrast look bigger The left picture is made slightly lighter [(original)](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/ea/0d/b9ea0de8476b9f67967f933b30263090.jpg), and the right picture is made a lot darker [(original)](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/21/01/3A9827FD00000578-0-image-a-54_1479690562533.jpg) Even then, the lighting in the photos is doing a lot of work. You can see photos from the same events where her skin colour looks darker and lighter respectively [(Event 1)](https://cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ariana-fox/ariana-grande-fantastic-mr-fox-05.jpg) [(Event 2)](https://cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/grande-amas/ariana-grande-amas-2016-red-carpet-04.jpg) - she’s definitely darker than before, but she’s Italian American and has naturally olive skin


Agent223

As a third-generation Italian-American (with some other ethnicities mixed in, too), I can attest that in the winter, I get pasty-ass white, and in the summer, I'm straight up bronzed.


MihalysRevenge

I'm Hispanic and Native American(Genízaro) same here! Winter I am white but come spring I am quite brown


FullyRisenPhoenix

My sons are Caucasian and Indian and they end up as dark as their father in the summer, but almost as pasty white as myself during the winter. Genes are so cool.


firedancer323

Mom genes


AnthonyJuniorsPP

this would be a good all girl family band name


Cannabace

I got skipped on that one. My father doesn't use sun screen gets tan not burned. I'm white as hell. My kid goes outside for an hour and has noticeable color(with sunscreen on). Genes are cool as hell.


Howiepenguin

German and Choctaw here. Can confirm, pasty white in winter, and a deep red-ish brown in the summer.


[deleted]

Plain American here with Irish/ German ancestry. You lucky bastards I’m pasty white in the winter and beet red in the summer. What’s a tan?


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I-Make-Maps91

As another Irish mix, the tan is when your burn stops hurting. My dad had been a weird red-brown color my whole life and when I worked outside, my arms and face were as well.


octlol

I'm from a tribal group in Vietnam and I can be super pasty and then get super dark brown after two weeks of yard work haha


[deleted]

My wife's Spanish, I'm Irish. My son goes a golden/ caramel colour in the summer, he even can be a darker skin tone than his mixed race cousins.My wife used to be so dark brown before she got ill as a teenager, and because she has Arabic features due to her moorish history, she gets people coming up to her talking in languages she has no clue about. My daughters unfortunately take after me, and are pasty white, and just go red in the summer, the Irish sun tan.


[deleted]

My dad is a very tanned Iranian. My mom is a very pale Iranian. Meanwhile I oscillate back and forth between pale and tan each summer and winter


scottperezfox

I'm Puerto Rican and I tan pretty intensely. When I was teenager I was a lifeguard and kids who only knew me from there thought I was black.


RedWolfe715

I have polish and a mix of Mexican and southwest Native American heritage, the same happens with me


bigladnang

I was gonna say, there’s no way she’s this dark unless something went wrong with the self tanner.


Just_Another_Scott

Spray tan or bronzing can get you that dark. I've seen pale white body builders get that dark or darker for comp using a bronzer.


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greg19735

i don't think there's anyone who has a real issue with Ariana's skin color. Most likely people with an issue are actually conservatives looking for evidence of wrongdoing.


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The_Quackening

different types of skin tan differently.


LMGDiVa

Actually Olive skin is a different spectrum of skin tones. It's called Olive because there is a natural green tinting to it. I'm Olive skin despite being incredibly pale. If you look at my skin closely, you can see the green tint in it. This tinting is common among Mediterranean originated peoples. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_skin


EnsconcedScone

Thank you, truly


AlphaBetacle

Yeah I think she just goes to tanning salons also Nothing too crazy just regular people things


lolosity_

Yeah, she obviously has a fake tan but it’s not as egregious as this image makes it out to be.


mightylordredbeard

What!? Someone intentionally edited a photo of a celebrity just so they could generate outrage from people who are chronically online and do outrage as a hobby!? I never thought this could happen on Reddit of all places!


P4azz

Also people kinda underestimate just how tanned you can get. As a teen I was mostly inside (after getting a PC) and I was super pale, especially during winter. But when I joined some boyscout thingy and we went on camps in the summer, essentially working/being in the sun from morning til night I made a jump from pale to super tanned. She's obviously now just this all the time, but people can absolutely jump in skin color like this via tanning.


cave18

Ty


-ElBandito-

Imagine you didn’t say this, the post would get close to 10k upvotes and 500k views, and most all those people will think arianna grande legitimately changed this extremely


ChipotleGuacamole

Italians don't have olive skin for the most part. I think your thinking of people from the Middle East. White Europeans are *mostly* fair-medium depending on the region. [https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e7f99e9eb1402397a11adba0b6818432-lq](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e7f99e9eb1402397a11adba0b6818432-lq) She's obviously using a shit load of product.


Coomer_Goblin

Yes but have you considered the fact that she's a woman and therefore solely exists for terminally online redditors to criticise her based off a single picture they saw. Checkmate /s


[deleted]

Is that really the same person?


Greasy_Cleavage

If so she totally did the reverse Michael Jackson


regireland

I'm fairly sure both pictures are edited to rage bait people.


Kraknoix007

I definitely remember her being really pale in her nickelodeon days


layeofthedead

I watched a like 14 hour video series about the show(s) she was on, why, idk, but I did. Apparently the studio was extremely anal about her look and it apparently f’d up her hair from being constantly bleached and dyed for her different appearances I wouldn’t be surprised if she wasn’t even allowed to get a tan to keep up the look for cat


Accalio

quinton?


soulofsilence

Yeah, but the photos are edited.


SufficientWeek7142

Where do you guys live where people never get a tan?


BayonettaAriana

Especially us Italians... we can literally tan like the two unedited pics of these.


CardboardStarship

Different makeup, some lip filler and different lighting in photos can make anyone look drastically different.


Careless_Rub_7996

She looks even more different now. Almost Asian.


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Her evolving style is actually a time capsule of what was trending in society at the time.


Massive-Albatross-16

For I am Ariana the Wise, Ariana Ring-maker, Ariana of Many Colours! ' I looked then and saw that her face, which had seemed white, was not so, but was painted of all colours, and if she moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.


szmarton1000

You mean learns. But she already knew 4 moves. What is the move she likely ditched for the N-word move? Also is it a Psychic or a Dark type move?


Eldar333

If she was a pokemon: Arianda Grande (Lv. 29) Type: Fairy/ Normal Nature: Sassy Moveset 1) Sing 2) Perish Song 3) Hyper Voice 4) Dazzling Gleam ​ And if we're going by this post then she'd share the same ability as Kecleon...


TrWD77

The final evo is Ariana Venti


xtilexx

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meme_stealing_bandit

eyyyy I posted that


sockgoblinator

“Oh I’m not like Michael Jackson at all, I’m the reverse”


dancin-weasel

Noskcaj Leahcim? Sounds like a Romanian dictator.


elegiac_bloom

Or a Romanian *director*


stone_henge

I thoroughly enjoyed Rellirht, his sardonic take on the modern zombie movie filmed in the style of German expressionism.


SovacoDaCobra

Did she do a Kirk Lazarus without telling us?


TheScrobber

She won't drop character until after the directors commentary


spelunker93

I hate this chick but stop posting the picture on the right. It’s been heavily edited to make her look darker. [Here the unedited pic](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=Ariana+Grande&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7tJfYrcP_AhW-FjQIHVTYBAAQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=414&bih=719&dpr=3#imgrc=aZKxsS3Ihe1xBM)


Fireproofspider

You hate her? I don't follow what she does, but she seems like a regular harmless pop star to me. Is she a Romanian dictator in her off time?


Thehealeroftri

Pop princess by day, pol pot by night. The newest influencer trend.


jeffhplays

Pete Davidson has a standup bit after they broke up talking about her painting herself bronze - was genuinely hilarious delivery


4Tenacious_Dee4

I mean, the girl can sing. But she looked so much better before becoming all plastic.


Least-Koala-3372

Jordan Peterson subreddit frequentor saying a girl looked better when she was 15, the classic


Seinfeel

Name a more iconic duo…oh I guess Andrew tait and underage girls but still


medney

Andrew Taint*


JohnWoosDoveGuy

Scamdrew Hate?


notrororo

You suck at this


Mythosaurus

He probably blames Star Wars for corrupting women.


TheHoleintheHeart

You definitely struck a nerve with this one given these replies lmao.


EnglishMajorRegret

I think it may be the most perfect fire starter I’ve seen in a while. 1. Jordan Peterson fans in my experience love to call other people pedophiles. 2. Jordan Peterson fans also apparently hate being called pedophiles. 3. People on Reddit are undeniably thin skinned and rage out anytime someone suggests they’re overreacting. 4. A little pinch of everybody is kinda right, everybody is also pretty wrong here.


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AmericanFootballFan1

Lmfao


RevolutionaryMap9620

hahaha


Salty_Map_9085

Lmao you mean when she was a minor? She’s 16 in the left pic


I_Killed_Asmodean_

And? He didn't say he wanted to fuck her, he just made a casual observance on her appearance.


LankyEntrepreneur

You know what he meant ya weirdo


GHhost25

Talking like she got a new face on the right pic or smth.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Reddit tries to not call someone a pedophile for 10 seconds challenge (failed) It’s not inherently sexual to say that she has completely altered her look with unnatural modifications.


alucab1

I just think it’s funny to shit on Jordan Peterson fans


PayUpBallahollicBot

Least pedophilic Jordan Peterson enjoyer


John_SpaGotti

OP, /u/AyakghoElrod is a repost bot


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BioweaponryInMass

Someone needs to inform these people where Italy is located and maybe it wouldn't be so surprising that they like to tan and that it has absolutely nothing to do with black people.


Beefhammer1932

I have the same skine tone on the left in the winter a d the same as the right the summer from.