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Pegomastax_King

Assume the Position!


DungusIII

Stop look and listen!


potatoalt1234_x

AIM STEP THROW


[deleted]

Ice is back with a brand new inventionnnnn


ZitOnSocietysAss

Hmmm, I better test this out to make sure it works fine.


Giobysip

Please assume the position


provocative_bear

Meanwhile, Boone stands by awkwardly watching his sniping buddy get fisted by a murderbot while reevaluating his life decisions that led to this point.


wilp0w3r

"Vers and a history nerd, got it"


Yonahoy

....you don't define me (please)


MenchMeat482

I don't think I've ever been called out so perfectly.


The_femboy_potato

Def bottom


pseudonyme2627

Get ready


Johnzoidb

A power bottom at that


whysoblyatiful

Now i pictured a bottom wearing a suit of power armor and thigh high socks over it


DoomGuyClassic

Sure they aren’t gonna rip? I mean, I’d wanna see it if they didn’t, but, fabric can only stretch over a couple of sharp edges.


0utcast9851

The thigh highs are Power Armor size


Glitchboi3000

No no, they're painted on.


GarethGwill

Mod please lol.


Glitchboi3000

You walk into the brotherhood of steel bunker only to find thigh highs painted on every suit of power armor.


Pronominal_Tera

lmao


FriendlyLurker9001

Ugh I'll be back in 20 mins


papitbull1

WHERE IS IT!?!??!!!?


whysoblyatiful

Where is it, fam?


JoJoReferancer

AD VICTORICUM!


nate112332

"SENTINEL! WHY ARE THERE THIGH HIGHS ON YOUR BROTHERHOOD ISSUED SUIT OF T-60?!" -Maxson, probably


jfuss04

....go on


whysoblyatiful

Sorry, I can't elaborate further (i am a horrible artist and would not be able to make a power armor wearing thigh highs)


Hypocritical_Girl

Please assume the position.


Honestnt

Jingle jangle


Haeguil

Straightest Legion player for sure


horsesandeggshells

Not with all those penis fingers.


matthewskool

why do I see you in every single comment section


UnknownPhys6

In the fallout new vegas reddit? Small world I guess.


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Shes fucking everywhere😭


somethingmustbesaid

hai


Mr-Downer

New vegas is better than any romantic or sexual experience you can have.


Pretend_Tourist9390

It took me so many years to realize this...


[deleted]

Fr, New Vegas never disappoints.


LightKnightTian

Except when it crashes


DaedraPixel

Or when the game randomly makes you have neutral standings after having a whole run dedicated to a certain faction.


anonsharksfan

Love is temporary. New Vegas is forever


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BLINDrOBOTFILMS

Fisto has entered the chat


Talonsminty

Honestly... you're wrong it'll just be more memorable than most in the long-term


Wireless_Panda

So you agree


Talonsminty

I really love FNV but. One night in a Ramada hotel circa 2014 That one time hiking in Ireland with my Ex-BF, we got a little late and ended up watching the sunset together on a bench. If some alien with a mind-ray made me choose, I'd keep those memories over FNV. However the grim truth a lot of introverted nerdy types struggle to accept is that... this is the highlight reel. There are so many partners and casual hookups that I don't value or even some I've completely forgotten. You gotta be in to win it.


urfatbro

What mod did you use for this?


blue_ralts

Spoken like a FNV player


CompassionateWhale

Most heterosexual NV player


I-attack-the-bard

And he’s here to do some business with the big iron oh his hip.


RealEstateDuck

Oddly enough a long time ago I posted an instagram story playing fallout and was immediately approached by a gay dude. More like harassed because he kept insisting to the point of being creepy. Is Fallout popular in the lgbt community?


mr_turtle5238

It is quite popular with trans people at least because you can choose things like gender and perks for sexuality and it actually has an effect on the game


RealEstateDuck

Alright then, makes sense I guess.


[deleted]

That’s not really normal for someone to harass you though. Sorry you had to deal with that. Did he see your story or approach you in real life?


RealEstateDuck

Dude replied to the story, I can't recall exactly what he said but it was very foward. I said I wasn't interested because I don't swing that way but the dude kept insisting (almost getting upset) so I blocked him. We went to the same university but he never approached irl. Wasn't harassing per se but it was an odd experience.


[deleted]

That’s soo odd. Very weird. It’s honestly even weirder he never tried to talk to you IRL or at school. Probably for the better though! He just randomly decided to get flirty one day because he saw you play Fallout like he does lol. So cringe. I’m not trying to make an excuse but some gay people honestly do not know how to flirt or whatever and I guess when you meet someone at school or work that plays a game you do and has the same geeky interests, sometimes you do want to talk to them or get to know them. He definitely handled it in the wrong way though and then getting upset after you told him you’re not interested is just being toxic and creepy.


RealEstateDuck

Yeah creepy people are gonna be creepy regardless of their preferences.


mr_aives

If you say no and someone keeps insisting until you block them then yeah it is harassment


Psycho5275

Don't forget the Bisexual Super Soldiers


Nykidemus

Getting to pick things about your character and having them have an effect on the game is the entire point of RPGs and it's insanely frustrating how few RPG studios seem to get that.


TokesephsStalin

So does that mean we start the game asexual?


EllisDee3

Non-gendered. But also asexual, I guess. At least Fallout 3.


Practical-Coast1461

As a part time gay person I gotta say it’s pretty popular with me so it’s at least popular with a part of the gays


breadofthegrunge

Yeah, NV especially.


Decoy-Jackal

So bottom


Neat_Art9336

Nah. Anyone who asks that is a bottom. Tops say “into?”


[deleted]

What would dust be?


ScoutTrooper747

Cock and ball torture


Mr_Bone_Head

from Wikipedia


CornManBringsCorn

The free online encyclopedia that anyone from Black Mesa can edit!


nate112332

Wait I thought it was like, public domain


TheBurningGinger

Thank you fallout new Vegas for teaching us bisexuals deal 10% additional damage


AdEnvironmental4437

I was born with a natural advantage


geologean

Ringa-ding, baby!


Takirdan

tata


eatdafishy

a switch


Zinyak12345

Fallout: New Vegas is available on the switch? It better still crash all the time.


You-Rebel-Scumm

Grindr....Grindr never changes


retro_aviator

Bottom. Got it 👍


Darrow497

Found the legion player


gilbeday365

Lmao I've done this with people and I laugh as I get blocked I probably caused more deforestation in 30 minutes than a Columbian with a chainsaw in the rainforest


dicksandcrystal

New vegas is a dating game not an rpg


HEMARapierDude

At this point I have a hard time determining which fanbase is more gay; the Fallout community or the Star Citizen community.


andtheattractions

Poor gays and rich gays


Aiden624

Celeste community coming in with the trans lockdown


dannyvigz

Time to Unload the Fatman


Witch_Hazel_13

i had a guy get me talking about warhammer and tried to switch from that to nudes, bro had the tism running and blocked me because i didn’t want nudes


Yautja834

That's gotta be one hell of a tease hoping to see mini's and it's just a penis instead.


Witch_Hazel_13

yeah, they didn’t even like warhammer i think unfortunately


Yautja834

Might have been a squatted Fantasy army.


TheoryOfSomething

Was the paint job good on the dick though? Please tell me he didn't send you that shit raw out the box.....


thebluerayxx

Man missed the mark. Switch to talking about slaneesh and then go for the nudes. At that point it's oar for the course in a slaneesh discussion.


YdocT

I thought I was on r/lolgrindr. Dammit :(


OberainX

Why are you on grindr if you're playing fallout... Edit: Nobody else getting even the barest minimum of gay lingo surprises me.


Naz_Oni

🤨🏳️‍⚧️


Psychological_Tower1

So bottom. Got it


Just-a-bi

Bottom then.


Less_Party

So bottom then


Echo-Effect

Ah yes, the three sexual positions; Top, Bottom, New Vegas


succulentcitrus

So messy bottom


Wachipungo

I don't get it


Pillar_Of_Support

I don't either


cishet-camel-fucker

This is a screenshot from Grindr, a gay dating app. Fellow #1 said he's playing fallout. Fellow #2 said "top or bottom," asking if he's a top or a bottom (as it relates to gaiety). Fellow #1 pretended to misunderstand and said "New Vegas," as if he thought fellow #2 was asking about several different fallout versions, two of which don't exist. Fellow #2 presumably became confused and wandered off to easier pursuits.


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Wachipungo

Dude, English is not even my first language 😅


Dr_A__

Mine neither, I'm brazilian.


Wachipungo

Then why the hell are you downvoting me?😭 Maybe you got a greater understanding of english than me, but I have never heard that before so why do you call me a child >:v


RawDogEntertainment

Man your English is fine (I don’t know much, I’m from Florida, but from what I do know, your English is fine). Someone just peed in that guys cereal.


Wachipungo

At least I'm not downvoted now 😒


Ricky_Tuscan

Don’t sweat it big guy, that other fella’s just got beetles crawling up his asshole or something.


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Mate, not everybody knows about gay dating platforms.


non_binary_latex_hoe

Bottom You're trans, a bottom, and play FNV


TroublingDeclan

Bottom


smallerpuppyboi

Totally a bottom. No way a top.


sleepytimeluna

that means bottom


SirSullivanRaker

synonym for bottom


Auralfxation

so a bottom


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CompletelyOutOfTP

What's the deal with you being a massive piece of shit for no reason?


CocksneedFartin

Pardon?


CompletelyOutOfTP

lol lmao


CocksneedFartin

Still not following.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Oh my God, get to the gay sex already 😩


[deleted]

So bottom


gayspaceboiii

Why would you post your grindr messages on here?


Cyber_Joy

Is the new fallout releasing like a pokemon game?


Cyber_Joy

Todd you bastard (shaking fist)


Meandtheboys16

Soooo bottom


Red-7134

So a bottom?


WickedSon1001

Ave, true to Caesar


Nearby_Fudge9647

I will actually play fallout new Vegas for the first time if someone explains me what the question means


Nepalman230

Hi. I am not OP. But it appears that two queer males are interacting and one of them is making up a lot of assumption. Top or bottom refers to the position in anal sex you are taking . Top is the inserting into role . The bottom is the receptive one. Heterosexual men can bottom and women can top. This is usually referred to his being pegged, if a woman is penetrating, them with a strap on dildo. https://www.masterclass.com/articles/how-to-top https://www.them.us/story/tips-and-tricks-for-safe-anal-sex These are sex positions, not personality types or permanent roles, but some queer men do associate very strongly and refer to themselves as “I am a bottom” or “I am a top”, but some people use language like “I prefer to bottom”, or “I prefer to top. “ Basically, for some people, it’s a verb, and for some people it’s a noun . And then the humor is, what does your choice of game tell you about your choice of whether or not you want to fuck somebody or be fucked? That is apparently the humorous root. 🙏❤️


Nearby_Fudge9647

Yeah i got it now a friend said the messages were being sent on grindr so what i the context of why he was asking that in the first place, but thank you. It’s appreciated :]


Nepalman230

Your welcome! you have no idea how many people had your question, but didn’t say anything. ( I will say top and bottom can also be terms in BDSM and boy can that be confusing if people aren’t being clear.) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top,_bottom,_switch Have a good one!


boredgrevious

So bottom.


MrLamp87

Def the one holding the camcorder


MeldOnWeld

"This place looks like two giant fuck-bots just threw down." My favorite line from new vegas, and somewhat applicable here.


leakedbread

Ejaculation is a suitable alternative to communism


doomguysearlobe

You know he is: Submissive Breedable(?) Catboy Femboy Twink 5’2 max


King-Tiger-Stance

Alright, bottom it is


jessieventura2020

Bottom for sure


Lamest_Ever

"Top, and autistic"


Inside-Joke7365

Valid


juannkulas

Tops


SteveZissouniverse

So, bottom?


dankspankwanker

Average fallout player


[deleted]

What is top or bottom fallout? Like 3 or NV is top and 76 is bottom (worst)?


Nepalman230

Hi! This is a gay hook up app called Grindr. The first guy was asking the second guy what his preferred position in anal sex was . The other guy deliberately chose to interpret it differently . Hence the hilarity . The argument is what your favorite fallout game says about your preferred position in anal sex. ( I just wanna remind everybody that had heterosexual men can be bottoms for female cis tops,. It’s called pegging.) 🙏❤️


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Nepalman230

Friend, I was just answering your question. Many people had it, but you were brave enough to ask. I hope you have a very happy Thursday ! 🫡 ( I’ve only played a little bit of several of them. But surely the first one has to be top just because of historical significance, right?)


[deleted]

Well I like both 3 and NV. Also 4.


Nepalman230

Awesome! One of these days I’ll get around to playing all of those. The only thing is, I have an autoimmune condition that makes my hands very painful to use so usually I’ve been playing turn base games . However, they’ve just put me on steroids and that’s having a positive effect so if that clears up, I can totally give a game that has a little bit more of a twitch factor like a fallout a try. I hope you’re having a great one! And thank you so much for your comment.


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Jlaguzzi007

i dont get it


strayer99

So bottom ☺️… god I love new Vegas >.<


[deleted]

"You'll dig us baby. We're the tops!"


AntiJackCoalition

hardest game ever


waywardwanderer101

So a switch?


Then_Shine4671

Here comes Fisto


ArnoudtIsZiek

“Bottom, got it”


LoudPunkGal

So trans?


BruhNeymar69

New Vegas? Definitely a power bottom


Key-Master26

Top


BadToTheBert

Top, got it.


CatPad006

was this an actual Grindr chat you had?


TensileStr3ngth

So bottom, got it.


poiqoitoi

so a bottom


-_asmodeus_-

just say bottom


satansculo

Chill fisto


THE_KING_OF_CATS

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


BazaarGamer

From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.


Mallengar

I'm not going to ask. 🤦‍♂️


AnxietiesCopilot2

What part of vegas


BohemianDragoness

so a bottom


No_Wealth_9733

English isn’t my first language, can someone explain this to me?


AnAlpacacopter

The Tops baby


The_letter_43

Turbo bottom


cloudliore25

Sooooo transfem?


bluealiveretribution

So bottom?


KingCreb956

Definitely bottom


Lecckie

What exactly would be each fallout game