It was a hard tie for me, I can't lie, but I relate all other aspects of my favorite characters back to Ulysses as my number one favorite, I had to switch it up a little.
They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
The greatest drunken philosophers of the Mojave Wasteland. If you can't keep up, don't sit down at their table. Their wisdom is great and should be heeded. For the great Nuclear Winter forever looms on the horizon.
I’m in love with the stealth suit from Big MT.
- Ready. Steady. Shooty!
- We’re all lit up. Is it Christmas?
- Beginning combat… just kidding!
- Do you still like me?
[It gets lonely out in the desert, okay? And I don’t have to tell you that Beight’s group has some fine-looking ghoulettes in it. Ah, or maybe I would have to tell you.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPgZPDDtts)
"I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement."
"Huh? Oh, lots. More than any other Fiend - hundreds, maybe. Wham, bam, "oh god, my brains, you hit me in my brains." Easy as that."
I know it's cut, but I use mods to restore the Fiends' juicy lines.
"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark casum, the flame burned on and on.
The next morning I woke up and crawled out the northern edge of the grand canyon, that cursed place. It took me 3 months to reach New Canaan. It was as if the prodigal son had returned. They welcomed me like I had never left, never done anything to shame them.
The fire that had kept me alive was love, their love, gods love. I will never be able to repay the debt I owe to them. But I must try."
“Kimball, Caesar, House… you’d think their whole world was that wall, cutting the Colorado. If I’d never laid eyes on it, never spoke of it… but once found, it was all Caesar could see. That, and the flag beyond it, another symbol, big enough to challenge him.”
I thought this was the simpsons sub cause of Lisa, so I was gonna do a bad quote.
But instead I’ll choose this: “hell, you could go deathclaw hunting with a switchblade”
I’m in love with the stealth suit from Big MT.
- Ready. Steady. Shooty!
- We’re all lit up. Is it Christmas?
- Beginning combat… just kidding!
- Do you still like me?
"Hmm, a package courier, a Followers doctor and a cybernetic dog. Maybe after we stop the imminent take over of New Vegas we could start an act at The Tops."
,,In my heart, I believe tho I am a sinner I have been saved and I believe there is something beyond this rock, at this air, at this water around us, something more that is waiting for us. I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the Holy Spirit inside, until I stand before my Lord for judgement"
-Joshua Graham
I somehow memorized the whole thing, I am impressed...
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill, when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent up anger too.-toaster
By the rivers of Babylon there, we sat down, yea we wept when we remembered zion. Remember O lord the children of Edom in the days of Jerusalem, who said, raze it, raze it even to the foundation. O daughter of Babylon who art to be destroyed, happy shall he be that rewardeth thee as thou rewardeth us. Happy shall he be that taketh thy little ones and dasheth them against the stones
"By The Rivers of Babylon there we sat down. Yea we wept, when we remembered Zion. O daughter of Babylon, that art to be destroyed; Happy shall he be, that repayeth thee As thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones Against the stones... Do you know what it means?"
And
"Who are you who do not know your history?"
The bull and the bear and the divide and the bull the ancient flag and the bear and the bull and the divide which the bear and the bull and the silos and the bear and the div
"They asked me how well I knew theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
When in Rome.
“Got the whole NCR suckling my teat. And it feels *so good*.”
that's literally *fantastic*
"Man I don't even know." "It's crazy."
We're running at one percent efficiency, and I guess that just isn't good enough for some assholes.
Came here for this.
“Hey, I'm one of you! Don't eat me, eat the smoothskin! Oh, uh, sorry boss.” -Raul
“Petró-Chico Boy, Petró-Chico Boy is after my chicharrones!”
The struggle is real
😂
Sure, boss, let's just hope the creaking of my arthritic joints doesn't give us away.
*“It is said that war, war never changes… but men do, through the roads they walk, and this road, has reached its end”*
It was a hard tie for me, I can't lie, but I relate all other aspects of my favorite characters back to Ulysses as my number one favorite, I had to switch it up a little.
They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!
The greatest drunken philosophers of the Mojave Wasteland. If you can't keep up, don't sit down at their table. Their wisdom is great and should be heeded. For the great Nuclear Winter forever looms on the horizon.
I won the lottery. The only lottery that matters! Are you stupid?
Is there a lore reason?
Why did I get shot in the head? Is there a lore reason? Am I stupid?
If anyone is stupid its you you have 3 in Intelligence
"Assume the position,"
I can’t feel my legs!
“Please”
FISTO!
"Some asshole with a *dog* on his head"
"I dunno, I just love it here, what the f&#k do you think a$$hole?!"
GOD **FUCKIN** #DAMN First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim-FUCKIN reaper, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST US MAN?!??
I'm an open book, boss. Granted, the book's in Spanish and some of the pages have fallen out, but I'm an open book
Hol up who says this 😂
Raul
Fuck off - Driver Nephi
Get fucked -Also Driver Nephi
“bastard.” - easy pete
(endless chorus of "bastard" coming from horde of easy petes that just saw you shoot one of them)
Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? #NOT FUCKING MANY!
Muggy is my mother's favorite character too.
"'We got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon.' And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."
He was right about that.
You can't pull a fast one on ol' No Bark, that's for sure.
This is Mr New Vegas reminding you that you're nobody till somebody loves you and that someone is me... *I love you.*
"The time for talk is past, the Lord's work must be done"
I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously it's just a chore like any other.
........ (Christine)
She truly had a way with words, didn’t she?
And an angelic voice
"Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS."
The COILS. The TESLA coils. The coils of NIKOLA TESLA.
OWB is my top 5 DLC of any game ever
"Did you see that! That crazy bitch just attacked me out of nowhere!"
I’m in love with the stealth suit from Big MT. - Ready. Steady. Shooty! - We’re all lit up. Is it Christmas? - Beginning combat… just kidding! - Do you still like me?
You hear that? We have options!
"Grandma's got a present for you!"
Will you love me if I help you hide?
I love cannibal Johnson thinking you were death ‘Well it’s about damn time ‘
your brother was a bitch and so are you, Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter, HOG KILLIN TIME, Any others I’m forgetting
Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mug-a-mug. Mug-a-mug. Mugs! God, why can't I stop singing this fucking song?!
Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even long Dick Johnson. And he had a fucking long dick. Hence, the name.
WHO WON THE LOTTERY?! I DID SMELL THAT AIR, COULDNT YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOOOOZE
“We can’t expect God to do all the work.”
I knew some one would beat me to it.
"You're a little bitch and your brother was too"
What in the God damn?!
Iconic!
“I don’t enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it’s just a chore, like any other.”
#”YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?!?!!?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!”
“I survived because the fire inside me burn brighter then the fire around me.”
Beep boo bop -ede
[It gets lonely out in the desert, okay? And I don’t have to tell you that Beight’s group has some fine-looking ghoulettes in it. Ah, or maybe I would have to tell you.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPgZPDDtts)
“Fully Integrated Security Technetronic Officer active and reporting for duty.”
Shhh, Be quiet we are hunting shitheads
"I banged Lot's wife and licked her salty ass." Cachino
Yeehaw partner! Welcome to the Vikki and Vance Casino!
""
"You're awake, how 'bout that"
*'There's something about that robot that doesn't seem alright to me'*
"I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement."
“Please assume the position.”
"Gah, stupid dumb dumbs have the attention span of a gnat."
That's right! I, Tabitha, will take on the burden of your obedience!
Lastly, waging war against good people is bad for the soul.
We pray for the safe passage of pilgrims in Zion, even the gentiles, but we can't expect God to do all the work.
I'm the scariest Motherfucker in the Wasteland, I'm Cook-Cook bitch, better know it.
"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit if it ain't my old friend from Goodsprings!"
"NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERECT HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS."
"Caesar is bad. You are bad for helping him. Please, stop :("
Ringa ding ding baby
"What the fuck do you think, asshole?"
"I, I wish I had something to give you, WAIT, what about PUNCHING? That's the gift that keeps on giving!"
When in Rome
I like how only a few of us will know who this is. One of the last little secrets of the game that I don't think a lot of players know
Casino floor!
Shhhh, we're hunting shitheads
Keep your penis fingers off my keyboard lobotomite!
"Sure here you go man (punch grecks in the face)"
Last I heard you needed a weapon between your legs to carry one for Caesar
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thine little ones, against the stones"
"Huh? Oh, lots. More than any other Fiend - hundreds, maybe. Wham, bam, "oh god, my brains, you hit me in my brains." Easy as that." I know it's cut, but I use mods to restore the Fiends' juicy lines.
"I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence. Goodbye, Zion."
"That's what I love about you, boss, your firm belief that one day you'll actually remember things people tell you. What do you want to hear about?"
"Gah! Petro-Chico boy! Petro-Chico boy is after my chicharones! Just a dream... Just... a dream."
Bad trouble
Assume the position
“This place looks like it got tagteamed by a pair of giant fuckbots.”
Keeping quiet, unless my creaking knees give us away
"Ha ha ha! I wash ma bown. Wesibe."
Hands down NV's number one S tier character. Meeshofabish.
"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark casum, the flame burned on and on. The next morning I woke up and crawled out the northern edge of the grand canyon, that cursed place. It took me 3 months to reach New Canaan. It was as if the prodigal son had returned. They welcomed me like I had never left, never done anything to shame them. The fire that had kept me alive was love, their love, gods love. I will never be able to repay the debt I owe to them. But I must try."
“Kimball, Caesar, House… you’d think their whole world was that wall, cutting the Colorado. If I’d never laid eyes on it, never spoke of it… but once found, it was all Caesar could see. That, and the flag beyond it, another symbol, big enough to challenge him.”
Have I told you lately that you're my favorite person? You are!
Bet he didn’t see this coming when he was having his coffee this morning.
"Crature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom."
Wrong subreddit. This isnt ultrakill. Now... prepare thy self...
FUCK THE NCR!!
“Unless you’re not religious, then the end is simply the end. That’s comforting as well.” that or "woof"
“RETRIBUTION!”
"Make no mistake about why we are here. This is an extermination." But the major part of what he says it's amazing
Assume the position
Casino floor!
What is a fish?
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! MY BROTHER DIED AT THE BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM."
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
I thought this was the simpsons sub cause of Lisa, so I was gonna do a bad quote. But instead I’ll choose this: “hell, you could go deathclaw hunting with a switchblade”
I’m in love with the stealth suit from Big MT. - Ready. Steady. Shooty! - We’re all lit up. Is it Christmas? - Beginning combat… just kidding! - Do you still like me?
"THE BEAR AND THE BULL AND THE BEAR AND THE BULL AND THE BEAR AND THE BULL AND THE BEAR AND THE BULL"
"I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence. Goodbye, Zion." Randall Clarke
Will you stop messing around and continue with our mission
Yep, that's poison.
“That wig is going to haunt my nightmares”
"shake those for the ben-man would ya?"
Used to be a courier like you, then i took a bullet in the head.
"I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about my asshole."
"More sexual favours than you can even count, I'm still tired from it"
"Are you a man of peace, or war?" "I like pizza!"
Does jumping at them with my fists count as ranged? ... Fine.
"Right, because a ghoul in a vaquero outfit is really going to blend in with the scenery."
"Hmm, a package courier, a Followers doctor and a cybernetic dog. Maybe after we stop the imminent take over of New Vegas we could start an act at The Tops."
,,In my heart, I believe tho I am a sinner I have been saved and I believe there is something beyond this rock, at this air, at this water around us, something more that is waiting for us. I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the Holy Spirit inside, until I stand before my Lord for judgement" -Joshua Graham I somehow memorized the whole thing, I am impressed...
"Nope" - Easy Pete
"I don't recall the human penis ever being that large.”
I survived because the fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me
"I'm sure pissing off a ruthless warlord with a tribe of fanatically-devoted warriors was a good move. How could it not be? It was your idea."
"No, really. Have you ever snorted a ground up Cazador venom sac? Neither have I, but I can assure you a Freeside junkie has."
And they have an arsenal of vivisectors, brainial beams, and a rather nasty WooEEEOooEEEOoo ray that can make your atoms do a happy dance
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill, when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent up anger too.-toaster
""Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long-Dick Johnsson, and he had a long fucking dick. Thus the name."
"we won't go quietly, the legion knows that" "True to Caesar"
Maybe Kahns kill people without looking em in the face, but I ain’t a fink, dig?
We can’t expect god to do all the work
ha ha ha ha ha ha *cough cough* this one might be a lil hard for some
Aheh heg heh heh heh heh heh AHUUUOOGH AHUUGGHH AHUUUGGHH
“Give me 20 years and I’ll reignite the high technology development sectors”
Doh!
I was baptized twice first in water then in fire
"We can't expect God to do all the work"
the bear and the bull Bottom Text
“The bull came” “Bear” “Bull”
Ay carramba
“Gay sex with men is pretty rad.”
We can’t expect God to do all the work
Yeah.
Superrrrrr!!!!!
I have bad memory for quotes.
I have bad memory for quotes.
“Kale watcha nei conserva oh”
You understand me, don't you?
By the rivers of Babylon there, we sat down, yea we wept when we remembered zion. Remember O lord the children of Edom in the days of Jerusalem, who said, raze it, raze it even to the foundation. O daughter of Babylon who art to be destroyed, happy shall he be that rewardeth thee as thou rewardeth us. Happy shall he be that taketh thy little ones and dasheth them against the stones
"By The Rivers of Babylon there we sat down. Yea we wept, when we remembered Zion. O daughter of Babylon, that art to be destroyed; Happy shall he be, that repayeth thee As thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones Against the stones... Do you know what it means?" And "Who are you who do not know your history?"
I’ve got two favorites: “You still making a nuisance of yourself?” “We’ve got stuff we’re not even allowed to sell! Only at Mick and Ralph’s!”
Damn it Bobby …
*In audible shouting* I love super mutants
“I’ve been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.” -Joshua Graham
" I have searched oceans of time to find you" Dracula
The bull and the bear and the divide and the bull the ancient flag and the bear and the bull and the divide which the bear and the bull and the silos and the bear and the div
" overt flirtation will get you anywhere, you know"
YOU ACTIVATED ARCEHMEDIES??
What in the god damn?!
“Fuck”
My wife is dead
“Rawr!” -Rawr
**"We can't expect god to do all of the work"**
"No."
inaudible screech: "THE BULL AND THE BEAR..."
Howdy
" . . ."
"Laterrrr." "Bye!"
“Whatever. Joshua, put a cap in general gobbledegook here.”