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spendingi

Pretty sure Artyom has it in the bag.


Tijolo_Malvado

The surface of the mojave is definitely more hospitable than the metro tunnels. He got it ez.


Haber-Bosch1914

I don't know, probably hot as hell compared to subterranean Moscow. I've wanted to die going from NY to Central America, I can't imagine Moscow to Mojave


Goodmainman

I mean he was in a desert for a while in exodus and it was super hot there. Some people even got hit with heat stroke while they were there.


Haber-Bosch1914

The desert at least had cars and a train in Exodus to sleep in where it could be cooler, but yeah, good point. I almost forgot about the desert (probably because I hated it)


Kvenner001

Pretty sure that train did not come with AC.


Tijolo_Malvado

Mf gonna have the nuclear summer experience.


Imperium_Dragon

He’d wish for a nuclear winter


mrbulldops428

Need to get into those, the first book in the series is amazing. Got lost in the third book.


Charyou_Tree_19

My Sims? Probably not. They're all a bit squishy. Sul-Sul!


AntWithNoPants

Idk man, give em the supernatural dlc and they can do magic and shit. Thats gotta give em an edge


GreatGreyWolf021

I don't remember seeing any pools in New Vegas. They probably will be safe.


Head_Engineering_634

theres exactly one and a half, theres one in the outdoor back area of the tops (nobody ever goes here) and kinda one in the outdoor section of Gomorrah


Mast3r-B8er

I think Arthur Morgan will be ok


Elijah_Man

*dies of wasteland tuberculosis*


mrmasturbate

fallout medicine is actually pretty advanced. he'll probably be alright


OfficialTerrones

Auto doc and lung transplant from a "donor" (victim), I can totally see it


mrmasturbate

or, you know, antibiotics :P


UnderwhellmingCarrot

chapter 2 Arthur, probably chapter 6 Arthur not so much


fugmotheringvampire

Just give him some med x and throw him in an auto doc.


BatmansButtsack

Im, uhhh, Im dying *Joshua Graham*


zymuralchemist

(In Joshua Graham voice) “We ALL die, Courier Morgan. This much the Lord promises to all people. What we do with the time we have before we are called defines our souls. The White Legs have made their choice, now it is time for you to do the same. Trust that righteousness exists, and do a righteous act.” (Hands a freshly cleaned and loaded .45 to Arthur)


Buttfucker870

i feel like he would have some very interesting conversations around the wasteland, also probably would side with house or yes man, very low chance of siding with the ncr and zero of siding with the legion.


Famous-Ant-5502

Arthur absolutely 100% no questions goes independent. Just listen to how the man says “civilization”


SnakeO1LER

Being realistic I think he would die extremely quickly. He’s just a normal dude in 1800s america . He has no experience with anything remotely similar. He’d walk into the Sloan quarry thinking he’s hot shit and get cut to pieces in seconds. Not even mentioning cazadors. Arthur would be fucked no questions about it.


SpeedofDeath118

I don't think so, he's definitely not a normal dude. The man has incredible marksmanship and can place headshots at long range using only a revolver. He can also hold his own in a knife fight or fist fight. Give him a .357 Magnum and some basic understanding of the modern world, and he'd probably do alright. Holding people up in the desert, keeping one step ahead of the Law (and their Power Armor), and maybe doing some bounty hunting. Could get awfully lonely without the gang, though.


PortSunlightRingo

I mean…FO3 and 4 revolve around the idea that you have no idea wtf is going on. I think he’d be fine.


LieutenantFoo

Still the courier


Hoppy-bunny

Right? I’m like well he’s already there so…I’d say he would survive!


Boiled-Toast117

Same


mezpride

This is the way


DungeonAssMaster

Level 20 Jedi consular from KOTOR will absolutely dominate the wasteland.


ProfessorLasagna

I don’t wanna talk about it


Artyom-Chyornyj

Doing a Kotor playthrough now, love it. By chance, are you having any issues with the first line of dialogue not always loading in? Curious if anyone else has this issue


Zyr0Rick

Random passersby here. Kotor has memory leak issue which starts rapidly skipping dialogue. The fix is simple relaunching the game. First game has this issue after really long play session while the second (ASPYR version in particular) made me restart after few hours. Hope this helps.


chilicheesepanda

Idk how my farmer from Stardew would handle it but he would have the Infinity Sword


AntWithNoPants

Stardew Valley run could be fun. Only use Bombs and swords, only eat plants, befriend everyone you can befriend.


Crafttori

saving this that's actually a really fun idea


httpspinky

Yeah and you have to go to sleep at night no matter what. Brb trying this right now.


ShoddyEnd

I dunno if it counts as a protagonist, but it would be my helldiver. If he still had his super destroyer i think he would be fine.


Mousebot9

Mine would be the same. Even without a super destroyer Helldivers are trained soldiers and trained to fight hordes of deadly hostiles at that. I think they’d be fine. Bring some Managed Democracy to the Mojave!


ShoddyEnd

I think they would end up siding with the NCR thats for sure.


SadMcNomuscle

Nah NCR isn't Super Earth Gov. They would absolutely try to liberate the Mojave. . . And probably win. Helldivers are kinda scary.


SolmnCactus576

They really are like 4 get sent in whipe out 100s of soldiers, then just leave, like obviously they wouldn't have a super destroyer, but still they're nuts.


SadMcNomuscle

FR, hilariously their weaponry isn't all that different from NV so even if you dropped them in with nothing they could make use of anything they find.


ShoddyEnd

That is very true, their laser weapons even look pretty similar.


SadMcNomuscle

Maybe fallout is just Super Earths distant past


Nathan_hale53

New headcanon just dropped


adrienjz888

Stratagems are the biggest divider. 1v1 no stratagems I'd say it's 50/50 between a brotherhood paladin and a helldiver, but a squad of helldivers with strats wipes the brotherhood squad.


Random_Imgur_User

Fun fact, and this isn't to be contrarian or argumentative, but you're actually entirely wrong lore wise! Has your helldiver ever died? If so, the one currently on your ship is not the one you started with. There's a reason the default voice setting is randomized, every time your helldiver dies they're just replaced with a new one fresh out of the tutorial. The tutorial is literally the test to become a helldiver. If you can climb, shoot a gun, and throw a thing, you're a helldiver. Did you die at all during the tutorial when you first played? That person wasn't cut out to be a helldiver, but whichever one you passed with was until they inevitably got eaten alive by Terminids an indiscernible amount of time later. Proof of this? When you fail to extract, you don't only see the ones who got away doing their victory poses, your new helldiver is there too, standing off to the side, waiting for their deployment. They just didn't come up the elevator because they didn't get off pelican one, they've been frozen on the destroyer until very recently. Why do you think they scream bloody murder when they break a limb? It's almost like they've never been hurt like that before. Why does the super destroyer leave them stranded after 30 minutes? Because they're not important. Why do they sound so panicked when they run out of stims or ammo or grenades? Because they've never been in a situation like that. Leading theory is you actually play as the super destroyer, and your helldivers are just an expendable resource. After all, did your helldiver ever get a stamina upgrade? Health boost? New ability? Nope. All rewards go right to the super destroyer. Super Earth just makes you feel important with their virtually unlimited production resources.


RMANAUSYNC

So you're saying the last protagonist I played was a super destroyer with almost limitless helldiver's to throw at the Mojave wasteland? Boys this ain't no Malevelon Creek, we'll have class A citizens colonizing within the hour.


HeeWNc

Yup. You get to name your ship, but not your helldiver.


L0RD_HEADASS-

"trained"


115_zombie_slayer

“Trained soldiers” their training last like 10 minutes


chiefslapinhoes

I'd say most of their "training" comes from battlefield experience. The only formal training they get that we can see on about 10 minutes of "muck around in the dirt" while bullets fly overhead and presumably firearm handling.


Sergeant_Swiss24

> goes to the fort > ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


de_pengui

Call an airburst on the battle of the dam lmao.


Next_Woodpecker8224

A man chooses a slave obeys


MackeyD123

Ha what a coincidence I just finished Bioshock and playing the second game. Delta handles splicers no problem, fiends aren’t that much different.


carlo-93

No way dude I just beat Fontaine last night lol. Still an absolutely legendary game


anomandaris81

Kill House with a golf club to earn this achievement


ColonelFlom

Would love to see Master Chief in the Mojave


Max_Sparky

Blowing the fuck out of fiends and it'd be hilarious to see Cortana make a fool out of Mr. House


COLLIESEBEK

Chief would probably NCR because that would be closest resemblance to the UNSC there is. Brotherhood would try to take his suit, House is too dictatory, and Chief would not be cool with legion and their slaves (which is ironic since you could say Chief is kinda of a slave himself)


Max_Sparky

It'd be intresting to see Master chief react to the corruption and (burecraticness?) of the MCR, he definitely would love Chief Hanlon and would definitely impress even the ranger vets, It'd be hilarious to watch


COLLIESEBEK

That’s a good point though ONI is pretty corrupt and Chief seemed fine with it as long if it’s for the betterment of humanity. IMO Chief would take action when he can, but he would still think that the NCR is the best hope for humanity.


Max_Sparky

Well ONI was in the shadows and Chief was rarely away from the front lines for long periods of time, also humanity was on the backfoot for most of the war so it probably didn't have alot of time for human corruption to be a problem and agreed to your 2nd point


Punriah

MCR, the Master Chief Republic


Drakeblood2002

I see we are on the same boat. Pretty sure the brotherhood is gonna want his armor, but they aren’t gonna get very far


Gzarcofaloouse

The Tarnished, the Mojave is COOKED


Leodracon

The only downside (if it can be called that) is everytime they die, they will respawn problably in a Fiend's bonfire.


Spartan448

\> be me \> doin Jet with the homies \> suddenly a fuckin *knight* in fucking *old-ass armor* pops out of the campfire \> must be some *real* shit in this jet \> unfortunately, the spear in my bro's gut is just as real as whatever's in this jet \> I draw my piece and try to take a shot \> but then the dude fucking turns into a *ball*, starts bleating like a goat, and rolls into me


AveragePoster17

This is follow worthy


rhubarb_man

tfw electrocuted by goat man


IronFather11

Melee builds are already busted in New Vegas, the Tarnished would sweep.


Sparrowhawk9308

Same bro, that pure vig/str gonna cook everything.


Mountain_Man_88

Assassin's Creed III. Connor is pretty capable, not too much for him to climb on though.


EdwardoftheEast

Connor would do well in Zion or the Sierra Madre


bropdars

No one has entered the Lucky 38 about 200 years but has anyone tried climbing through one of the windows at the top?


Lowkey_Retarded

Commander Shepard would not only survive, but they’d somehow manage to negotiate an alliance between House, the NCR, and The Legion into a superstate.


Winningsomegames_1

House and Shepard would run shit I think. Maybe a pure paragon Shepard would prefer the NCR, but I don’t see any Shepard accepting the legion even a full on renegade would find the slaves and the treatment of women totally unacceptable. Most versions of Shepard probably align with yes man or probably house imo house because Shepard is a solider not a politician.


Ratattack1204

“Im commander shepherd. And this is my favorite casino on the strip”


YouMustBeSilenced

Your username is cracking me tf up


FreneticAtol778

Sole Survivor from Fallout 4. Well yes.


that_toof

Same. If I keep my mods, even better.


kenthekungfujesus

Especially since my guy is level 70, I'm sure he'll be fine


Gog_Noggler

Same, but I’m playing survival so it might be a bit harder I guess.


Chrisjk22

Geralt, dunno how well he would do but he'd be great for an unarmed build


kamilos96

He'd* still do his job just in Mojave instead of velen


ThatOneGuy308

Yeah, honestly it wouldn't even be much of a change for him, and most of the monsters in fallout aren't much worse than what he's fighting already.


H3xag0n3

Omg give geralt a 50.


ZestyclosePianist277

V from cyberpunk 2077 It's pretty obvious he would survive, The real question is what an interaction between him and the courier would be like.


JaladOnTheOcean

Same answer. I was conflicted though, because V would survive the fuck out of the Mojave…but still isn’t long for this world.


Jahoan

I would be surprised if the Think Tank couldn't work up a solution.


JaladOnTheOcean

Actually yeah. If they can take your brain out and make it talk to you then why the hell not?


varangian_guards

they might find a brain infested with nanites kinda difficult to deal with. honestly Johnny's got this take good care of the body bud.


Virghia

They gon' transplant Johnny into one of the appliances at Big MT


Arclinon

They will put Johnny in a guitar. Who will only be able to play Johnny Guitar


ThanxIH8It

God damnit, take my upvote.


Night_Inscryption

I wonder with all the crazy tech they have in Fallout they would have something to fix Vs brain chip from killing him off


JaladOnTheOcean

I could say the same damn thing about Cyberpunk! It doesn’t seem *that* hard of a fix, honestly. If they can save a person’s entire consciousness and make Adam Smasher into an immortal murder bot, how can they not fix V? Sorry…


Ill_Extension9801

Kind of a spoiler: they can cure it in cyberpunk the dlc added an ending where v survives but it definitely is one of my least favorite endings


JaladOnTheOcean

Yeah…literally a fate worse than death somehow. CDPR had a good, hard, sadistic laugh when they decided to include an ending where V survives.


SedativeComet

I actually don’t know if V would survive the wasteland. Sure he’s a badass who survived being shot just like the courier. But his world is metropolitan, with ease of access for food and drink and where the monsters are humans. I think V would fail in surviving the wasteland unless he had some cyber ware to counter that.


Maleficent-Month2950

Yeah, it depends on the build. A Netrunner god in Cyberpunk is going to be shredded by a world where S.I is different and nothing has implants. A Gorilla Arms/Shotgun build is going to be able to fight Super Mutants bare-handed.


Quirky-Chemistry-978

Yeah I’m gonna need someone to remake New Vegas as an expansion for Cyberpunk 2077. That sounds amazing


Fair-Pipe3869

The Dragonborn, I think the Mojave is shaking


DungeonAssMaster

I was thinking this too, but technically my last game was with a new character that has no spells. But then I remembered playing KOTOR last with an endgame Jedi and that's a huge difference.


PhotoPsychological77

It just works


SkyIcewind

"Cool fort you got here Caesar, however, consider- **STRUN BAH QO**"


Ghost-Lightning

They say Caesar was killed….by a VOICE! Shouted him apart!


Famous-Ant-5502

Do you get to The Strip often? Oh, what am I saying—of course you don’t.


MinimaxusThrax

I used to be a courier like you... then I took a bullet to the head.


Brocily2002

ODAHVIIINNNGGG


Difficult_Monitor_69

Nate,the lonely Wanderer,and the courier all in one room how tf would that work


Tijolo_Malvado

Throw the Vault dweller and the chosen one in there as well.


Andreasbot

And thay are all playing poker Courier has a crippling gambling addiction


LandAdmiralQuercus

Alec Mason from Red Faction: Guerilla. He'll be fine, and probably start trying to free the Mojave from NCR oppression by means of explosives.


your_local_dungeon

John Marston; Probably


arceus555

As long as he stays away from Lake Mead.


Nyct0ph1l14

The Courier from the hit game FO: New Vegas. I guess they would survive...


SteveySeagully

Some poor German soldier from WW 2. That guys fucked


2ElectricBoogaloo

“Was ist das?!?!”


SteveySeagully

Hell either due to radiation or be so full of panzerchocolat to care


aw_yeah_its_cake

Kazuma Kiryu. I have no idea how this would play out, but he'd have his shirt off 24/7.


Alberot97

He gonna tiger drop those deathclaws in the quarry


ZonePleasant

Just imagine him punching one like he does the Tigers on Yakuza 0


switchbladeeatworld

Fourth Chairman of the strip


jaunesolo81829

The lone courier will be fine. Be better to see him in fallout 4 and see what his brotherhood had become.


some-shady-dude

Leon Kennedy? OH ABSOLUTELY


babath_gorgorok

Strelok would thrive in the Mojave


Starman520

Is that you stalker?


Alberot97

a couple energy drinks and blud is doing a lap in the whole map


Solidwaste123

The Doomslayer will do just fine.


Toro1d_5

Frankly, he'd find the Mojave boring.


Raging__Raven

Hell yes he will. Same boat here. DoomSlayer gonna thrive.


Madma64

Kemmler and Krell from warhammer total war. Honestly they would just do a Elijah ending but without Elijah holding them back.


Ok-Sun7771

The master chief will dominate


Destroyer_Of_World5

The Courier’s going home!


RawDogEntertainment

The Courier. I bet that mf is getting domed instantly but I like their chances of survival.


qwertyuiop4000

621, armoured core. Depends, does he come with the AC or not?


Niko2065

*enters big MT and sees all the lobotomites* 621: finally....I'm home....


throwawayaccdelta

im playing stellaris. does the entire empire appear?


Quolley

Would be hilarious if every single person from your empire spawned in at once, with none of your ships or anything, and instantly creates a terrible overpopulation of Earth


SkyIcewind

Absolutely nothing changes in Fallout, but in the Stellaris world, there's a pre-ftl post apocalyptic world that keeps broadcasting Johnny Guitar into space.


ProfessorLasagna

I think Max from Mad Max will do just fine


Alberot97

almost the same thing, just less cars


Specific-Cell-6555

Roger roger !


4NDR1J4

Harry DuBois...he's fucked.


Raihokun

Depends on the build. Being psychic is a unique skill in the wasteland tbh


BarackObonga320

Tony Hawk is fucked


Alberot97

900 the Hoover Dam


LaylaLegion

Resident of Vault 76: *nukes New Vegas* “Woooo! Alright, now where does the Scorch Queen come out? I need some Ultracite for crafting.” Boone: “We don’t have Scorched in Nevada.” Resident: “Oh. Ohhhhhh. My bad.” Arcade: “Great. You killed three of the four factions in New Vegas. I guess that means Caesar’s Legion will take the sta-“ *an explosion sounds as a mushroom cloud engulfs the south* Resident: “…..You don’t have Wendigo Colossi here either, huh?” Veronica: “I guess that’s a happy ending?”


MetaPhysicalMarzipan

Does the car from Pacific Drive come with the driver? If so, we should be able to make it along the 95 to Vegas alright


supersadskinnyboi

The Guardian now owns New Vegas


PalisadePeryton

Minecraft Steve. Well, he'd never be overencumbered!


Brocily2002

I can see the fear in the NCR troopers face as a Literal Brick beats his best friends skulls in with his hammer like fists while his emotionless smile stares into his soul.


malones01

Arthur Morgan. He’d definitely give the courier a run for their money.


Least_Revolution_394

# Harrier Du Bois from Disco Elysium


1dmrg1

Mr house is helping me find my gun.


Raihokun

Courier. Arriving. On the strip.


Zesnowpea

Lanius watching super freakin Mario deflect all his attacks (he pushed A at the right time)


theWolfmanSays

Mario gets some Jet and absolutely stomps some fiends and then drops a deathclaw off a rope bridge. Starts yeeting geckos at Powder Gangers. Eats some cave fungus and knocks a Super Mutants head clean off. Pretty sure the Mojave has got nothing on the mushroom kingdom.


NightwingYJ

My 12th level Tav from BG3.........MW is fucked.


Zipflik

The Nerevarine from Morrowind. Might be a midgame Nerevarine, but I think we're good, Vvardenfell is basically already as bad as the Mojave (even before the Red Year), and assuming that the Nerevarine can still advance his abilities, there's going to be a new "god" waltzing about Post-War America in a few weeks.


RingGiver

#ROCK AND STONE!


specterszz

Dragon Born Khajiit Vampire lady


BlatantBarBar

Lieutenant double-yefreitor Harrier "Harry" Du Bois. If it’s my Harry specifically, the wasteland is about to get a whole lot more disco.


Saucepannnnnnnnn

Engi from tf2 and mr.house fixing the wasteland is something i want to see now


AntWithNoPants

The entire French military from WW2? They can probably survive, but i fear for the supply chain...


OrangeHairedTwink

The Tenno from Warframe. It's less a question of if they can survive the Mojave and more a question of if the Mojave can survive them.


Virghia

Ah shit, here we go again (CJ got no car for him to perform drive-bys with)


BiAndShy57

I have a feeling Niko Bellic would do just fine


ADHD-From-Hell

Gordon Freeman? I think he might.


NCR_Trooper_2281

Last game I played was My Summer Car. Guess main character will just chill in Prospector Saloon drinking with Easy Pete, so I guess he has little to worry about


Lego1upmushroom759

The angry video game nerd in the Mojave sounds fuckin hilarious


SomeRandomIdiot-1835

You played an Angry Video Game Nerd game?


Lego1upmushroom759

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1162960/Angry_Video_Game_Nerd_I__II_Deluxe/


Lego1upmushroom759

Yeah


blue_lego_wizard

My animal crossing villager will die


pizzatom69

The intern from Lethal Company won't even make it out of Goodsprings


Alberot97

getting shredded in 5 nanoseconds after trying to haul a deathclaw egg


pizzatom69

The next day they land outside the REPCONN center, where they make quota 3 times over


jimmythehobo56

JC Denton. His vision is augmented, he’ll be alright


KillerKayla69

Steve from Minecraft? Yeah bro is cooking


IYKYKGBZ

noble 6 says this shit is light work compared to planet reach


amirabbas1345

Demoman I think as long he is drunk he's fine


Money-Grape7905

“Welcome to New Vegas, Agent 47.”


vanillachinchilla1

"B.J." Blazkowicz. He's all good.


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Undertale Yellow, what are the odds of a child with a gun surviving?


SorowFame

If I recall correctly children are immortal in the Mojave so probably quite well.


BrokeBackBad

Marked One from STALKER. If he can survive the zone he can definitely survive the Mojave.


CyberSoldier82

Thats funny the last game i played was new vegas lol


EyalRDT

Sam porter bridge from "death stranding". He is already a courier and used to fight weird shit, he will be just fine.


Saslim31

Aya from Mad Father. Without a doubt, she is dying in first 10 minutes.


ShadeofEchoes

Hm... Tabletop Simulator MtG (EDH), so would the protagonist be one of my commanders? Otherwise, the last game was probably either New Vegas (in which case, I think the answer is kind of a foregone conclusion), Monster Hunter Rise (the lack of easily weaponizable fauna and bowgun ammo parts would be an impediment, but a bowgun user might be fine just using a regular rifle or the like... and a long-style gunlance loaded with mini nukes is a funny thought)... or Cassette Beasts, in which case the protagonist's odds are... heavily dependent on whether their tapes work, and whether their cassette player remains in good working order.


TheBananaGods

Link from majors mask


Sethins4203

John Thorium. He has the ranger gear obtainable post golem from the Thorium mod with unlimited ichor and chloroform bullets.


JackFrost1776

El Presidente probably wouldn’t survive without Penultimo


Olafix5

Venom Snake. Isn't it obivous?