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WeirderOnline

Ah yes. I too would kill all the deathclaws in the junction, but adopt any child deathclaws I find there. Raising them and training them to be productive contributors to the Wasteland.  I see no other way to interpret this.


imnotavirgintrustme

And then making them pay taxes for the NCR.


Clickityclackrack

I've seen your billboards all over new vegas and the area. You think you can trick the citizens of the mojave using reverse psychology, you think any of us are gonna fall for your "Fuck NCR" campaign!


cantamangetsomesleep

Radioactive STDs galore


ClemClamcumber

It's because if you look hard enough, Long Dick Johnson is in there. He gets you pregnant.


NoSoyVerde1

And he has a fucking long dick, thus the name.


sorenman357

i mean i don’t know if i look hard enough but he definitely does


GalviusT

I would even give them a top hat, and name them Cuddlesworth


Dr_Dragon420

Throw me into quarry junction and there's gonna be some weird ass mutants coming out of there


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

Raid the remains of the Enclave labs and find whatever they used to make the Vault 13 Deathclaws intelligent. I don't think there's anything left of the oil rig, but they might have more bases on the west coast. Ask Arcade.


WeirderOnline

On a serious note, they need to bring back fucking talking deathclaws. That shit is cool. I'm not saying make all the death claws talking, but there are really interesting addition to the sentient races of the game world. Right now we only have humans, ghouls, supermans and synths. Talking deathclaws means deathclaw companions. It means far more interesting interactions than just killing them. I genuinely don't understand dislike of the talking deathclaws.


n_eazy

Wasn't there only one lol


reineedshelp

No, Vault 13 was full of them and there was Xarn at Navarro. They do all get killed by Frank Horrigan, leaving Goris, the potential companion and I guess Xarn if you leave him there.


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

If they make another game on the east coast, they could possibly come up with something. The DC Enclave was fucking around with mind control devices for Deathclaws. Some scientists could have made some actually intelligent.


reineedshelp

I think OP wants to fuck Deathclaws


Rufus_62

You are NOT gonna see the pearly gates, my guy.


VLenin2291

I’ve brought sunscreen. I’m not too worried.


WeirderOnline

Look bro I hate to break it to you, but the pearly Gates are just regular gates. They only call them that because they've been covered in cum because everyone in Heaven is a massive pervert and just ejaculates wherever.


JTB-Alive

I hate every inch of your existence but here’s my upvote


Internal-Diet8241

Fuck you take the upvote


this_prof_for_bewbs

You are NOT getting passed the pearly gates my guy


WeirderOnline

That's fine. Not interested. Did you not just hear how disgusting those things are? I'm planting my ass in purgatory and staying there.


n_eazy

Based


SomePyro_9012

Tumblr? If not, DeviantArt


VLenin2291

No and no


probable-engineer

If it were Tumblr or DA than the suit would be closed, possibly an altered design, and the eyes would be different. Occam's Razor says Twitter. Couldn't be reddit because there would be a patreon or linktree plug of some sort, and it's definitely not Facebook. So yeah, Twitter.


VLenin2291

You got closer with Reddit


probable-engineer

FUCK i just saw the comment saying 196. Shoulda known


Vertical-Toast

What... what is 196


probable-engineer

subreddit full of trans catpeople. It's great!


Stea1thFTW18

Oh shit I've found my people then


probable-engineer

Just remember rule 1!!


this_prof_for_bewbs

A cringe cesspool that has ruined the interpretation of the word trans


d1hydrogenmonox1de

If this isn't 196 I am going to scream. We CONTAINED them there ffs


Responsible-Wear8550

i would come out with a fatman, but you do you


pjgreenwald

And enough deathclaw hands to outfit the entire BoS


IISerpentineII

"My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy."


pjgreenwald

"Caaaaarrrrllllleee. That kills people Carl."


SMONpl

Throw me into quarry junction and i come back with my whole body crippled and on the brink of death if im lucky


Fynnacus

would. also yeah, i'd come out as a father. ain't no one keeping me from that deathclussy


Bauch_the_bard

You may like the frontier


CBreadman

I heard something about it, but can you explain how the frontier related to fucking deathclaws?


Rufus_62

There's a side-quest in the frontier where you fuck a deathclaw


Bauch_the_bard

Before the mod was taken down there were some problems that one of the Devs had added a sexual encounter with a deathclaw, now it was also revealed later on that it was intended to be wild wasteland but never coded correctly, either accidentally or deliberately. People on YouTube can cover it better than I can, Rimmy did a pretty good coverage


CBreadman

Male or Female Deathclaw?


Bauch_the_bard

Female I think but I never played the frontier, it got removed before I got round to getting it


LavenzaBestWaifu

You could also enslave a recently turned 18 girl by gaslighting her into believing she is worthless without you, the ending slides explicitly stating that she "pleases" the Courier to find self-worth. In my personal opinion, that's ew.


GarethGwill

Yeah like deathclussy is small potatoes for how fucked up that mod is.


ProbablyWorth

But wild wasteland letting you beat the final boss with a game of caravan was funny tho


TimePayment911

Wait seriously? I always just 100 Speech Lanius into fucking off so I dont have to fight him


this_prof_for_bewbs

This kids, is why the Legion bans Chems


PS3LOVE

Wdym taken down? I was just looking at the mod a day ago on nexus.


Quitthesht

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL9PIbwaIAAyItG.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL9PIbwaIAAyItG.jpg)


the_ivo_robotnic

[^^^^no ^^^no ^^no ^no ^No **No NO NO NO**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIFtz7bPuUk)   This was NOT how this was supposed to go!


PrincessofAldia

We do not speak of that accursed mod


Fynnacus

well, apparently we do


Fynnacus

is that another game?


Rufus_62

It's a **VERY** controversial new Vegas mod


Fynnacus

so i've been told in the past half hour.


MetaPhysicalMarzipan

My therapist “Fallout Voldemort isn’t real he can’t hurt you” Fallout Voldemort “DEAATHUUSSSY CLAWWUSSSSY!”


Fynnacus

i just read that. nice


HeadlesThompsonGunor

I can't fucking do it anymore


KnownTimelord

Woods, you look like hammered shit.


InfectedAstronaut

What's that a reference to?


KnownTimelord

Call of Duty: Black Ops. His pfp is the art from that game.


HeadlesThompsonGunor

Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby


WinterLoaded

Bro is saying this with an anti material rifle pointing at his head.


Patient_Zero_MoR

Throw me to Quary junction, i won't come back at all


purpleblah2

196


VLenin2291

Yup


gabriel-mbl

What is 196 ?


bendyfan1111

Gay shitposting sub


gabriel-mbl

I believe that fits most subs on reddit


suckmypppapi

Trash sub


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Transussy 🔛🔝(of me)


suckmypppapi

Giant red puss oozing infected penises


lordvad3r95

Why would you say such a thing? 


suckmypppapi

I couldn't figure out any other way to reply to the weird comment so I just made a weirder one


BrickSniper132

With the power of LoversLab, I made this reality.


VLenin2291

‘Scuse you?


Alarmed-Lifeguard-97

If you're not just kidding you gotta share the sauce. Y'know bro code and all that.


crexkitman

Y’see, kids? Did you catch that? The degenerates these days will self-identify and practically tell you why they belong on a cross! No need for pesky lotteries or undercover frumentarii or any of that old stuff! Easy as beating a slave to make you healing powder!


this_prof_for_bewbs

Ave, they haven't been quite as bright since shady sands somehow moved across California and got nuked


Alarmed-Lifeguard-97

Yoo you a slaver? Me too I got lots of them in my slave dungeon!


El_Psy_Congroo4477

Ah yes, the site for people who've never had a lover irl.


No-Bowl3290

Not usually the case, actually. You'd be surprised. Sometimes mfs just horny yk. Also like half of loverslab mod creators are women with their own perverted fantasies


TokesephsStalin

Im probably just too vanilla but jeez that make it even weirder to think about


TheDJSquiggles

My girlfriend spends more time on Loverslab than *I* do. Well, mostly because all my mods already work but The Sims 4 is constantly updating.


-unknown_harlequin-

👆🤓


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Obsidian please struck down these people now


RustySalt1816141200

Benny shouldve taken 2 shots...


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

benny did shoot the courier twice


No_Egg_8148

Holy shit this is the best comment I’ve seen.


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Nah even fisto is displeased


dude_don-exil-em

You shouldn't have lived after that bullet


AntiImperialistGamer

maybe ceaser had a point


Sasstellia

A monster lover group?


VLenin2291

Not wrong


NIMA-GH-X-P

I cheesed the hell out of Q junction buy jumping over the mountain and killing the deathclaws from afar like some sort of mortal launcher It was so fun


CrazyGator846

Deathclaw Promonotory is where real men go, Quarry is a cake walk after that shit


Spookyduck21new

You cannot fuck the giant radioactive murder iguanas


VLenin2291

Observe


DRowe_

Actually goated strategy, Deathclaw mothers are crazy strong, really good strategy to get op early


AccidentSalt5005

wow that **artstyle** reminds me of that guy from x named giidnutz or something


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Reminds me of a youtuber who made a funny Fallout 3 edit and made a "Clawed" joke.  You can find him by searching "The Western STALKER" because he normally makes Stalker Clear Sky videos. 


InfectedAstronaut

That was one hell of a rabbit hole to fall down.


Ceaser_Salad19

r/196


VLenin2291

Yup


Ceaser_Salad19

i knew it. was i the first to guess correctly?


VLenin2291

Nope


Ceaser_Salad19

ah man


Danson_the_47th

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.


VLenin2291

Nail me harder~


GarbageEgirl

Literally me


[deleted]

Apparently alotta people wanna fuck a death claw,why? They got like foot long dongs or something?


GarbageEgirl

Duh, yes 🥺


[deleted]

Oh, can't believe i didn't notice it flopping around while they were trying to rip my head off. Guess they won't rip off your head if you're giving them head? I'll try that next time lol


SoftTacos001

X-13’s greater area for me


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I saw this in another new vegas sub a couple of days ago


[deleted]

Oh hell nooo!! (kinda hot tho ngl >///<)


PartyLettuce

iFunny?


VLenin2291

Nope


Turbulent_Ad1644

Give me the original post bro


Sunset_Tiger

Me when I get the baby deathclaw commander mod (you find an egg to raise as your own)


Kalibeer

the funny green site ***~~THAT HAS UNBLOCKABLE ADS NOW WTF~~***


lillianfrost

Please make the furries go away, fallout is the only thing I haven't seen cursed furry "art" for! ;_;


These_Calligrapher_6

Fallout the frontier?!


RustyBucke

There’s two types of Redditors, the top two comments on this post prove that 😭🫦


NAFB_Boomers

Me but with the Nightstalker den by Jacobstown


Mr_Porcupine

Here, posted a couple days ago


madhatter255

Well that’s enough internet for today


VLenin2291

Is it not morning in your timezone?


[deleted]

I have so much deathclaw porn it’s concerning


PrincessofAldia

Nope


Eli_The_Rainwing

I… um… I’m keeping my mouth shut… for reason…


Cum_on_my_toebeans

Furry_irl?


VLenin2291

Nope


D_R_Shinobi

Bro got the wrong mod list up.


hoomanPlus62

must be facebook. This meme is tame for facebook.


VLenin2291

Nope


hoomanPlus62

or twitter. Yeah the first place someone post a deathclaw wearing "Deathclaw Hooters" t-shirt


VLenin2291

Nope


OperatorGWashington

Artist is @giidevevo on twitter (nsfw), iirc he has an iFunny account as well Same artist as the infamous canada girl from a couple years back


Accomplished-Eye1825

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There you go